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  1. Re:This review tells us nothing on Official Doom 3 Benchmarks Released · · Score: 1

    The point is, why make such a surprising (and, IMO that is quite surprising) claim if you're not going to back it up? Why not wait to make that comment for the full review?

  2. This review tells us nothing on Official Doom 3 Benchmarks Released · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're running the most recent CPU/GPU with a $hitload of RAM.. you're going to have a good gaming experience

    WELL NO SHIT! What did you expect? The game to only run acceptably on hardware that doesn't exist yet? Geez..

    As of this afternoon we were playing DOOM 3 on a 1.5GHz Pentium 4 box with a GeForce 4 MX440 video card and having a surprisingly good gaming experience

    Why no benchmarks of this? IMO much more useful than a benchmark of a P4 3.6GHz system with 4GB of RAM and a 6800 Ultra..

  3. Re:Yikes on Hawking Gracefully, Formally Loses Black Hole Bet · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I've got to say is WTF?
    Parse error: reader too dumb.

    The Euclidean path integral
    OK.. I'm with you here, Hawking.. don't see what an integral has to do with black holes, but OK..

    over all topologically trivial metrics can be done by time slicing
    Slow down.. not sure what's going on here

    and so is unitary when analytically continued to the Lorentzian
    Gah? Wait.. I think I heard something about this Lorentz guy.. ooh, my brain is starting to hurt!

    On the other hand, the path integral over all topologically non-trivial metrics is asymptotically independent of the initial state
    Well, isn't that just stating the obvious (OK.. now I'm just trying to sound smart).

    Thus the total path integral is unitary and information is not lost in the formation and evaporation of black holes.
    OK.. he goes from a math equation to black holes? I don't see the jump.

    The way the information gets out seems to be that a true event horizon never forms, just an apparent horizon.
    Good enough of an explanation for me! Forget all the rest of the stuff..

    Bah.. Need to wait for A Slightly Longer History of Time to be released before I understand this stuff!

  4. Re:Open secret? on Google's Fraud Squad Battles Phantom Clicks · · Score: 1

    Wow. Very nice! This is the adblocking feature I'd hoped for!!

    Really, I think this is the best reason to switch from IE!

  5. Re:Open secret? on Google's Fraud Squad Battles Phantom Clicks · · Score: 1

    You said:
    I block pop-ups and flash ads with Firefox.

    How do you do the latter? I can't seem to block flash ads without disabling flash entirely?

  6. Just another opportunity to bait them.. on 419ers Diversify Into Assassination Threats? · · Score: 1

    As so.. just need to make it look official looking:

    from: genhammond@dod.gov
    to: spammer

    Dear Mr. Spammer,
    You have made a death threat against a citizen of the United States of America.
    In accordance with the Patriot Act, and the Defense Act of the United States, I am authorized and obligated
    to conduct an operation to deploy force against you.

    However, in this time of war, missiles are a rare commodity best spent fighting terrorists instead of
    pathetic lowlifes like yourself. As such, I am willing to spare your life, if you deposit $250000 in US funds
    into account #453234576 of the Bank of America.

    You have 48 hours to comply, or you will be destroyed. There will be no negotiations.

    Hammond.

    from: rumsfield@pentagon.gov
    to: genhammond@dod.gov

    General,
    You are authorized to deploy two (2) cruise missiles in the state of Nigeria under Patriot Act sect 3202.
    I expect the operation will be complete within 72 hours, as discussed.

    from: prez@whitehouse.gov
    to: rumsfield@pentagon.gov

    Monkeyman sez:
    Very well. But I want something good. Explosions and all. We will discuss this at meeting today.

    from: rumsfield@pentagon.gov
    to: prez@whitehouse.gov

    I think that's a little extreme right now..
    Iran and Syria plans may be compromised if we proceed. Recommend scaling back.

    from: tenet@cia.gov
    to: ashcroft@pentagon.gov

    Please make the necessary arrangements.

    from: prez@whitehouse.gov
    to: tenet@cia.gov

    Monkeyman sez:
    Nuke the bastards.

    from: tenet@cia.gov
    to: prez@whitehouse.gov

    Mr. President,
    Recommend operatives work with Nigerian police to apprehend this suspect.

    from: director@fbi.gov
    to: tenet@cia.gov

    See below. Possible threat to national security.

    from: agent75091@fbi.gov
    to: director@fbi.gov

    This is a CIA matter.. please forward to the appropriate people.

    from: myemail
    to: SNITCH@fbi.gov

  7. Re:uhhhh on 419ers Diversify Into Assassination Threats? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer: How does it work?
    Lisa: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock!
    Homer: I see. Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

    (I like pointing out the obvious)

  8. This says it all on PHP 5.0 Goes For Microsoft's ASP-dot-Net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In this article I'll focus on PHP, the technology Oracle has chosen to incorporate into its products, and ASP.NET.

    Yup, I expected a completely unbiased article after reading this in the second paragraph..

  9. Re:Um. It did kill jobs. on Malaysian Government Prefers Open Code · · Score: 1

    That means less taxes
    No, that means they find a new way to waste.. err.. spend the public's money. Governments are real good at wasting.. err.. spending.. money..

    more money in the hands of consumers to spend
    Not for the software developers who lose their jobs.

  10. Lack of programmers may be a problem.. on Why Offshore When Canada's Next Door? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We Canadian programmers are all moving south to get paid 40% more!

    All we have to do is put up with the Patriot Act, DMCA, George Bush, and..

    Wait? Why did I want to take that programming job in the States, again?

  11. OK, now I'm waiting for.. on X43-A on to Mach 10 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    the 10 blade razors..

    (For those clueless people: Gillette has a 3-blade razor called the Mach 3)

  12. Americans can send a message on RIAA Sends Letter to Senate Supporting INDUCE Act · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In their upcoming election:
    Support those candidates who aren't in bed with the RIAA (are there such people?)

    By continuing to vote for the same people who take bribes from the RIAA, you're supporting the DMCA, the INDUCE act, and any/all of the other lamebrain pieces of legislation the RIAA wants to push through.

    Anyone who votes for those who support these poor pieces of legislation deserve what they get.

  13. Re:Enron accountant sale.. on Red Hat Vs. The Lawyers · · Score: 1, Insightful
    LOL.. I didn't even realize this.. here's Thompson's bio from Redhat.com:

    Kevin Thompson brings a unique blend of operational and financial knowledge from his experience with high-growth and multinational companies. He formerly served as a partner in the Global Technology Industry Group of PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP, where he directed stock offerings and oversaw mergers and acquisitions at public and private technology companies.

    Prior to his position at PricewaterhouseCoopers, Thompson served as a senior manager for Arthur Andersen LLP for 10 years, overseeing public offerings and directing projects for companies in North America, Latin American and Southeast Asia. He is a Certified Public Accountant and holds a bachelor of science degree in business administration with highest honors from the University of Oklahoma.

  14. Enron accountant sale.. on Red Hat Vs. The Lawyers · · Score: 0

    I tried to tell Kevin Thompson (CFO of Redhat) that hiring all those Arthur Andersen Enron accountants "for cheap" was NOT a good idea!!

  15. Re:Ambulance chasers? on Red Hat Vs. The Lawyers · · Score: 0

    Certainly!! I'm sure they made Redhat's accountants cook their books!! They are a devious bunch..

  16. I'll believe it when I see it! on Advice for Developers: Make Common Usage Easy · · Score: 0
    I don't believe he uses Free Software; that means that Microsoft is not satisfying their customers, and Free Software can perform better than Microsoft even in the ease of use area

    Still have a LONG way to go for that to happen!
    This is the one area that Apple/Microsoft/etc really kill OSS apps, in general.

  17. When the guy who writes the book on security.. on MSN's Slate Recommends Firefox over IE · · Score: 0
    Even their newer products demonstrate that MS views security as something to be tacked on later rather than something to be designed in from the start

    .. works for Microsoft, it kind of diminishes your argument, doesn't it? (See: "Writing Secure Code 2nd ed" by Michael Howard and David LeBlanc)

    Of course, that's not to say that every MS project (not limited to MS Project.. lol) follows the guidelines, but I suspect most do, to varying degrees.

  18. What does this mean for GMail? on Appeals Circuit Ruling: ISPs Can Read E-Mail · · Score: 0

    We've already seen that privacy policies are void because most people don't read them (don't have the link..)..

    and now e-mail can be read by service providers?

    Why does it seem like the USA is the most un-free country in the free world?

  19. The Imperial System is ass backwards on Our Friend, The Meter · · Score: 0
    What is it?
    3 inches in a foot
    3 feet in a yard
    *1760* yards in a mile.. Geez! Where the f* did that come from?

    Metric is easy:
    10 mm in a centimetre
    100 cm in a metre
    1000 m in a kilometre
    .. And there are other, lesser used, units in between (ie. decimetre, decametre, hectometre)

    And these units should be familiar to anyone who has used technology:
    Where do you thing MEGAbytes, TERAbits, etc. come from? (Of course, in computer terms, everything should be on base 2, which complicates things a little, but..)

  20. Re:WHAT IS A GMAIL INVITE? on Hotmail Blocks Gmail Emails (and Invites) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    An invite would be very, very welcome!! schwREMOVE-THISeit @NOSPAMutoronto.ca Please remove the appropriate text as appropriate to compose my e-mail address (ie. REMOVE-THIS, NOSPAM)

  21. No way! on Networking in the Danger Zone? · · Score: 1
    You couldn't get me to go over there for a million dollars.

    Those terrorists are barbaric savages.. the lowest form of life on Earth.

    No f*cking way I'd go over there. Ever.

  22. Re:Interesting Observation on Microsoft Releases WTL To SourceForge · · Score: 1

    No, they said that about the GPL

  23. Re:There's an old saying... on Sasser Author Under Arrest, Say German Police · · Score: 1

    When did Microsoft ever say their software is totally secure? I don't remember hearing that.. Hmm.. there was a company that claimed their software was "unbreakable".. oh, wait! But that was Oracle.. and wasn't there an exploit found shortly after that ill-advised slogan?

  24. Really.. on Gosling on Opening Java · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I frankly don't see what Sun has to gain by making Java open source..

  25. Re:/me ponders... on Spammer Sues SpamCop · · Score: 1

    I'd say a laser-guided 1000-pound bomb would do the trick.. Now, we just need to convince Ashcroft SPAM helps the terrorists..