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  1. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... on Smartphones Patented — Just About Everyone Sued 1 Minute Later · · Score: 5, Funny

    While your points are solid, here at the USPTO we pride ourselves in granting patents regardless of originality, gross obviousness and indeed, patentability itself.

    We like to think of ourselves as a progressive institution.

  2. "Market Forces" on Games Industry Accused of 'Buying Political Clout' · · Score: 3, Funny

    And why not? That clout is for sale!

  3. Re:Software? on Failed Avionics a Possible Cause of BA038 Crash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That is not likely.
    Yes it is likely. We are expected to believe that a single consumer grade device caused the simultaneous failure of both engines? Or from high powered sources which the planes must be built and certified to withstand. Give me a break. A Computer/Hardware glitch is a far more plausible cause.

    That said, my paranoia meter says this could have been caused by some nut near the airfield with a HERF Gun.
  4. Re:I feel sorry for a lot of you on What Was Your First Gaming Experience? · · Score: 1

    I really feel sorry for a bunch of people who will post here. I mean, what can you say to someone whose first video game experience was "Super Mario Brothers 3"?

    That my first video game experience was "Super Mario Bros."

    You high and mighty young'uns with your fancy schamcy raccoon tails, and your hoi-poloi giant worlds, and your la-de-dah world maps. In my day we had two power ups; mushrooms and fire flowers, and we were happier for it.... in fact, because of it!

    Back in those days, kids had discipline. We had to go through 15 levels before we were allowed to use the pause button, and if you were caught using warp pipes, well sir, you'd get a good whack upside the head for your trouble, and you'd better have been thankful for it.

    Great days.
  5. Re:Slow news day much? on Is Open Source Recession Proof? · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but you appear to have responded in the wrong thread.

  6. Re:Lone objector on 2007 Darwin Award Winners · · Score: 1

    Exploiting death for humor turns me off somehow (except for the occasional hard criminal - good riddance to them).
    I completely agree! Aside from the demise of the occasional moral hypocrite, death is always a tragic, sober and sacrosanct event!
  7. Re:Target for Some Civil Disobedience on ID Tech May Mean an End to Anonymous Drinking · · Score: 1

    Rosa Parks broke the law for two reasons:

    1) The law was unjust.
    2) She had good reason for breaking it.

    The OP felt that the new law would be unjust, and stated that if it is passed, when he purchases alcohol, he will use a fake barcode on his ID.

    To compare properly with the Rosa Parks case we must ask; is the legal requirement for ID barcodes unjust, and secondly, does the OP have good reason to go to such lengths to break it. Personally, even as a teetotaller, I think the law is unjust, adding as it does a layer of intimidating surviellance to what is still a perfectly legal right. As to the second question, while some may regard alcohol purchasing as a luxury/frivolity, I see no reason why this matter should be regarded as somehow lesser than the purchase of books or cars or guns or food. Applying this scheme to purchases for sex toys would probably raise more eyebrows and condemnations, but they are no less, and probably even more of, a luxury item.

    In reality, it should be shopkeepers and store managers protesting these measures, not customers. However, in our reality, purchases are made from massive multinationals interesting in keeping the government sweet more so than their customers anonymous.

  8. Re:These things happen on Diebold Voter Fraud Rumors in New Hampshire Primaries · · Score: 1

    Damn straight they'll buy it. The price will be your continued well being.

  9. Re:one of the values of transparency on Diebold Voter Fraud Rumors in New Hampshire Primaries · · Score: 1

    i'll say it again: the greatest threat to democracy in the 21st century is electronic voting

    Unquestionably.

    Electronic voting is the greatest threat democracies have faced since the second world war. The entire basis of our system of government, "One man, one vote" is fundamentally undermined when no one can actually see their vote being counted. A computerized tally does not count your votes. It count a digital abstraction of your vote, and abstraction that can be altered and changed on a whim, yet is still regarded as concrete.

    Computer counting is a black box. Would you be satisfied if paper votes were counted by in sealed warehouses with blacked out windows? Would you be happy if government/company officials emerged from this edifice after a few days and simply declared the winner? Then why are people happy with computerized counting? It gives the same degree of scrutiny and trustworthiness, if not less.

    And as for paper receipts, what a joke. The secrecy of our ballots is almost as important as each of us having just one of them. Paper receipts from e-voting booths mean that people can sell their vote to the highest bidder, and we'll be straight into a plutocracy.

    I feel that the only reason people support e-voting is because they naively believe it to be more "modern" and "sophisticated". And of course the only reason governments support it is not because it is cheaper, it isn't, but because they can rig the vote.

    It's obvious that the Republican's who control the voting machines have altered the vote wholesale in these primaries in an effort to make sure the less electable Clinton is chosen as the Democratic candidate. I'd wager the results presented are entirely fabricated ones, prepared in advance, and in reality have absolutely nothing to do with the publics supposed votes, which in reality amounted to precisely nothing more than registered voters pushing some buttons and walking home, their voices unheard.
  10. Re:Virtual Trust? on SecondLife Bans Unregistered In-World Banks · · Score: 1

    His braces haven't been installed yet.

  11. Re:My wife is a high school teacher... on Facebook Photos Land Eden Prairie Kids in Trouble · · Score: 1

    Your wife is a closet gossip, and needs to seek professional help.

  12. Re:Hubble: Right answer to wrong question on Upgraded Hubble To Be 90 Times As Powerful · · Score: 1

    Our maths is fine. It's our assumptions that need checking.

  13. Heroes on Group Sues To Stop German E-Voting · · Score: 1

    Didn't anyone see that Heroes episode? A determined team of black hats could accomplish all that easily enough, and with enough noise in the ballots to make fraud statistically fiendish to detect.

    E-vote tampering is not science fiction. It's an inevitable fact.

  14. Re:The limits of science on Science Text Attempts to Reconcile Religion and Science · · Score: 1

    Public education *should* include the limitation of science.
    Which is?
  15. Re:Who the hell is on What's Wrong With the TV News · · Score: 1

    Unkempt flannel wearing emo. It's an important distinction.

  16. Irony on New Jersey Bars Sex Offenders From the Internet · · Score: 1

    I think the court's rationale was that they were prosecuting her on behalf of her older self, whose life she potentially ruined.

    And that people, is the textbook definition of irony!
  17. Re:How sweet. on Chinese Government Sued Over Dog Height Censorship · · Score: 1

    Basically, he's fighting for rule of law.

    And So He Must Die.
  18. Re:This has been happening a long time on Domains May Disappear After Search · · Score: 1

    Fool! For every one you strike down, two more will take his place!

    Opportunity is like raw feces. It draws vermin.

  19. Re:Human emotion? Heh. on Swedish Athletes Back GPS Implants to Combat Drug Use · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should pick up a dictionary or a thesaurus and learn that, lo and behold, you don't have to use the F-word every two sentences to get your point across.
    It's true that you don't have to swear to get your point across. But sometimes, it really fucking helps.
  20. Re:Tabs are evil on IE 8 Passes Acid2 Test · · Score: 1

    Are you joking? Tabs rock! I'd rate them as the most useful innovation in web browsing in the last ten years. Easily.

    You could make the case for XMLHttpRequest, but a lot of pages, in fact most of the best ones, don't use AJAX.

  21. Re:If this is a manufactured shortage... on The November Videogame Market By the Numbers · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You can only wonder how many systems the people claiming Nintendo is manufacturing this shortage think are being produced.

    OK, I think I've got it.

    Let "certain group"="the people claiming Nintendo is manufacturing this shortage"

    Then the sentence was "You can only wonder how many systems certain group think are being produced."

    I think the better way to state the sentence would have been: "You can only wonder how many systems are thought to have been produced, by the people claiming Nintendo is manufacturing this shortage.".
  22. Re:Trying to promote a new catchword too. on Google's "Knol" Reinvents Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many knol's Slashdot is worth?

    Over forty Mega-Fonzies!
  23. Re:Mostly how they run it on The Setup Behind Microsoft.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    With Microsoft Windows Server 2008, chairs practically throw themselves!

  24. Re:Society of Fear on Online Sex Offender Database Leads To Murder? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Innocent? Sex before marriage is shameful, sinful and a crime in the eyes of God. Every good Christian knows these people deserve to suffer for the rest of their lives.

  25. Re:Slashdot analogy trolls on Online Sex Offender Database Leads To Murder? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some people live next to swamps withs alligators. They manage by taking appropriate measures such as proper fencing and keeping their eye on small children.

    Of course, some take a different kind of initiative by going out into the swamp and shooting everything that floats, crawls or looks like an alligator in any way.

    The difference between alligators and sex offenders is that alligators have laws protecting them.