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What's Wrong With the TV News

MBCook writes "Technology Review has a fantastic seven page piece titled "You Don't Understand Our Audience" by former Dateline correspondent John Hockenberry. In it he discusses how NBC (and the networks at large) has missed and wasted opportunities brought by the Internet; and how they work to hard to get viewers at the expense of actual news. The story describes various events such as turning down a report on who al-Qaeda is for a reality show about firefighters, having to tie a story about a radical student group into American Dreams, and the failure to cover events like Kurt Cobain suicide (except as an Andy Rooney complaint piece)."

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  1. What's wrong with TV news? by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll sum it up in one name.

    Paris Nicole Spears

    Seriously, I really don't give a fuck. If I did I would purchase tabloids. How about some substantive reporting on actual world events? Or if you still have time to fill, some factual information on the presidential candidates. Like, maybe some stories on what they actually believe and have a record of voting for, so the public will be more informed and can make better decisions. Not stories analyzing who is ahead by 3% in the latest poll in what states or who has the best chance of winning. That only breeds bandwagoning subject to the control of the media. This is of course exactly what they want though, which is why we will continue to see no stories with real factual content, and simply sound bites.

    The internet is much better as a news vehicle because I can actually find stories with real content which complexly explore the issues. Apparently the news networks think that no one's attention span is greater than 1 minute and 30 seconds, so they mandate that no stories should be covered in depth. Occasionally there are multi-hour specials on certain things, but apart from that, there is rarely regular substantive coverage of important goings on.

    1. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Alexx+K · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What do you expect? TV is designed for the lowest common denominator. Why? It's simple. Most people don't watch TV to be educated. They watch to be entertained. Having an active mind while staring at the TV screen is an alien concept to many.

      Case in point: The decline in educational content on channels such as Discovery and TLC.

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    2. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by peektwice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Clearly, neither of you are in the target demographic.

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    3. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Elemenope · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the Newshour on PBS is still decent. Not, you know, Edward R. Murrow decent, but still. 60 Minutes also occasionally does a good bit.

      And there's always the Daily Show. Except when the f*%#ing writers feel like striking. Someone should let them know that "fairness" and "consideration" are secondary to my fix!

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    4. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by davburns · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not stories analyzing who is ahead by 3% in the latest poll

      And failing to mention that the error margins of the poll are +/- 5%. That always bugs me.

      Apparently the news networks think that no one's attention span is greater than 1 minute and 30 seconds

      The target audience's attention span can never be longer than a commercial break. You might think you can get away from this by watching public broadcasting -- but then, how long are the pledge breaks?

    5. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, news stations aren't just going be noble and run informative stories for the hell of it. Showing that kind of news doesn't make them money, which is the bottom line.

    6. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by astaldaran · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is the problem with TV News, the news itself or the audience which watches it? After all in Capitalism the, "market will choose" which shows end up coming on the air. Shows which just only spend a minute or two on a subject and seem to repeat every 20 minutes have place; like on CNN Head Line news. Shows about relatively unimportant people and events have a place, say one little light piece in the news (to take the edge off) or in the newspaper, or as someone else mentioned..the tabloids; honestly there is a reason they exist. There is also a place for in depth political analysis (who is doing how well where?); say on a political show. And the kicker there is room on TV for opinion, but not in the news (wait; isn't that all we get?) What we need is choices; choices breed the best news. When we want to catch up on what is going on; turn to the 24 hour headlines news. When we want the broader picture, we turn on the nightly 6 news (which I believe the best most unbiased one is with Brit Hume; though Wolf Blitzer is really good to he just has some reporters who seem to talk a lot). And after I know what is going on and what it all means, I can turn to an in depth analysis from some show and then get an opinion from someone like O'Reilly or Lou Dobbs (yes...his show is opinion not news...) Obviously we will never get opinion completely out of the news; but I think it is important that news agencies make the difference more apparent then it sometimes is now. AS for how we can move forward with real news when most Americans frankly don't care...well i'm not sure. This is a topic which we could discuss in a political science class for weeks.

    7. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what's your excuse for hanging out here?

    8. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      which I believe the best most unbiased one is with Brit Hume

      I had to quote that just so I could isolated it from the rest of your post and make sure I had read it correctly.

    9. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When people say things like that what they really mean is "most aligned with my own idealogical slant".

    10. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      I'm in Iowa and they make sure they mention the margin of error. That way they get a more sensationalist headline by declaring the leading candidates in a statistical tie.

      On a side-note: I really hate getting 10+ calls a day asking me to consider voting for $CANDIDATE. I am so glad that the caucuses are tomorrow - my phone will get a few months of rest before it starts going crazy for the actual election.

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    11. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Sigismundo · · Score: 1

      The term I heard on the radio the other day was a "statistical dead heat." The numbers weren't even that close, so the margins must have been pretty wide.

      I'm in New Hampshire and I'm getting a ridiculous number of calls too. I'll have to put up with it until next Tuesday.

    12. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i used to work for a network affiliate and my experience has been that web 2.0 is doing more to screw up local broadcast news than anything else. you have companies dumping literally millions of dollars into unproven and untested methods in order to jump on what they perceive as the potential internet advertising revenue gravy train. in the past year i've seen several stations try to emulate youtube, facebook, myspace, blogger.com, etc. the problem? they're no longer reporting news, they're becoming their dma's version of entertainment tonight. the result is a web-site full of entertainment news, user-submitted video (that virtually never has anything to do with news), user-submitted weblogs, and space for ads as far as the eye can see, but virtually no actual news content (if you took away their ability to cut and paste AP wire feeds you'd basically not have any news). on top of that, the broadcast shows seem to be the last concern on anyone's mind (this is where the money comes from NOW, a certainty). need a job in local news? just put anything that even obscurely has to do with blogging or social networking and you're virtually hired on the spot. is any of this making money? nope, they can't sell it but they can keep saying "just a few more hurdles and we'll have it all together". the truth is, they're hedging their bets on products and services that are a) not news (the reason you're in business if you're a NEWS station) but are also b) for the most part not making money for most companies that focus on these types of products and services and certainly not going to make money for a company whose focus is purportedly something entirely different. if you want to create the next myspace, go for it, just don't call yourself a news station if you're not, you know, reporting news and stuff. the upside is this same bandwagon approach happened during the first .com boom and a year later so many heads were chopped you had to wear hip-weighters for months to wade through the mess.

    13. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      How about some substantive reporting on actual world events?

      There are few things in the world more important to me than getting my dick sucked. If the local news happens to report that Paris Nicole Spears Lohan is going to be in my city, I'm going to go to the most pretentious downtown night spot and try to get my dick sucked. If I'm successful, I'll be quite grateful to the local program director.

      LK

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    14. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whats funny is how you read minds

    15. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This was highlighted for me last night while my family watched Die Hard 4. I tried to watch it to spend time with them, I could only last 40 minutes because I was bored out of my mind. No plot, nothing to engage the mind. Simply explosion after explosion.

    16. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      When I saw that movie I wondered aloud "Where the fuck did they find these terrorists, Cirque de Soleil?"

      LK

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    17. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by giminy · · Score: 1

      Hear, Hear. The last time I watched TV was a certain day in September of 2001. Afterwards, I took my television into the woods, hooked it up to a UPS, turned it on to Peter Jennings, and shot it with a 22-caliber rifle from a safe distance. Be wary. News has never been, and likely never will be, without an agenda.

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    18. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      Discovery and TLC haven't had truly educational content in a long time, anyway.

      More like preaching. They can't just play an interesting show about penguins, or elephants, or the oceans, or the swamp or whatever. They always have to wrap up with how these things are somehow in danger and it's MY fault.

      OK, Man Vs. Wild is pretty cool.

    19. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1

      Is After all in Capitalism the, "market will choose" which shows end up coming on the air.
      It's precisely the kind of thinking that got us into this mess. Capitalism works in a lot of businesses, but TV news is not one of them. The truth is that the latest missing blond child or mishap with Paris (not the city) will generate more ratings than a story about the latest development in FISA legislation ever will.

      Capitalism in news rewards ongoing analysis of unimportant headlines that actually don't matter.
    20. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by localman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most people don't watch TV to be educated. They watch to be entertained.

      Except it shouldn't only matter what "most" people watch TV for. Some people watch TV to be enriched in some way, at least some of the time. I do. Or rather, did. There should be stations to cater to that, but there is this endless obsession with being #1 so everyone tries to capture the largest market share. Which means they're all competing over the same piece of pie, while there are other smaller pieces that nobody is trying to get at all. Doesn't that seem a little stupid?

      A strong leader of the Discovery channel, with real vision, could have accepted that they weren't going to compete with idiot TV, and that they shouldn't try to. They should compete to bring a more specialized product to market for a smaller, hopefully more educated customer base. Not every restaurant has to be McDonalds.

      Anyone who believes the market solves everything care to explain why this happens in so many arenas?

      Cheers.

    21. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by some+damn+guy · · Score: 1

      Say what you want about the Newshour, it's the only thing that qualifies as a nightly newscast anymore. Everything else could be replicated by a 5 year old reading just the really big words from section A of that morning's USA Today (but hey, better pictures).

      I cannot imagine any plausible scenario in which a non-mentally-ill person could join Dateline NBC and think they were joining a serious news program. Part of what makes the Daily Show funny is making fun of people who can say that sort of thing with a straight face.

      60 minutes has become dateline for a more upscale and better educated audience. It's sad to say. Not sure if it was always that way or I'm just older. It's more fluff all the time, well done _classy_ fluff, but you know. You're lucky if one of the three segments meets a critical person's definition of hard news. I think Murrow would be on PBS if he were around today, but if he was on a network you better believe he'd be doing one Tiger Woods interview for every real news story he got (and just one only because he's Edward R. Murrow).

      The networks are supposed to be doing genuine public interest stuff in return for their collective share of OUR spectrum. Too bad no one in Washington gives a shit anymore. You might get a full hour a week from all the networks combined that qualifies as news, mostly on Sunday morning. Those shows go way too easy on the current administration though, because they're well known enough to play the shows off each other.

    22. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EDWARD R. MURROW

      RTNDA Convention
      Chicago
      October 15, 1958

      This just might do nobody any good. At the end of this discourse a few people may accuse this reporter of fouling his own comfortable nest, and your organization may be accused of having given hospitality to heretical and even dangerous thoughts. But the elaborate structure of networks, advertising agencies and sponsors will not be shaken or altered. It is my desire, if not my duty, to try to talk to you journeymen with some candor about what is happening to radio and television.

      I have no technical advice or counsel to offer those of you who labor in this vineyard that produces words and pictures. You will forgive me for not telling you that instruments with which you work are miraculous, that your responsibility is unprecedented or that your aspirations are frequently frustrated. It is not necessary to remind you that the fact that your voice is amplified to the degree where it reaches from one end of the country to the other does not confer upon you greater wisdom or understanding than you possessed when your voice reached only from one end of the bar to the other. All of these things you know.

      You should also know at the outset that, in the manner of witnesses before Congressional committees, I appear here voluntarily-by invitation-that I am an employee of the Columbia Broadcasting System, that I am neither an officer nor a director of that corporation and that these remarks are of a "do-it-yourself" nature. If what I have to say is responsible, then I alone am responsible for the saying of it. Seeking neither approbation from my employers, nor new sponsors, nor acclaim from the critics of radio and television, I cannot well be disappointed. Believing that potentially the commercial system of broadcasting as practiced in this country is the best and freest yet devised, I have decided to express my concern about what I believe to be happening to radio and television. These instruments have been good to me beyond my due. There exists in mind no reasonable grounds for personal complaint. I have no feud, either with my employers, any sponsors, or with the professional critics of radio and television. But I am seized with an abiding fear regarding what these two instruments are doing to our society, our culture and our heritage.

      Our history will be what we make it. And if there are any historians about fifty or a hundred years from now, and there should be preserved the kinescopes for one week of all three networks, they will there find recorded in black and white, or color, evidence of decadence, escapism and insulation from the realities of the world in which we live. I invite your attention to the television schedules of all networks between the hours of 8 and 11 p.m., Eastern Time. Here you will find only fleeting and spasmodic reference to the fact that this nation is in mortal danger. There are, it is true, occasional informative programs presented in that intellectual ghetto on Sunday afternoons. But during the daily peak viewing periods, television in the main insulates us from the realities of the world in which we live. If this state of affairs continues, we may alter an advertising slogan to read: LOOK NOW, PAY LATER.

      For surely we shall pay for using this most powerful instrument of communication to insulate the citizenry from the hard and demanding realities which must be faced if we are to survive. I mean the word survive literally. If there were to be a competition in indifference, or perhaps in insulation from reality, then Nero and his fiddle, Chamberlain and his umbrella, could not find a place on an early afternoon sustaining show. If Hollywood were to run out of Indians, the program schedules would be mangled beyond all recognition. Then some courageous soul with a small budget might be able to do a documentary telling what, in fact, we have done--and are still doing--to the Indians in this country. But that would be unpleasant. And we must at all costs shield the sensitive citizens from anything

    23. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are missing the point. To bring to population proper news and world events would work to actually inform them and have them think about the world we are living in. This is strictly verboten by the greater conspiracy. Having a world population that actually thinks about what is happening they might actually do something about it. Why do you think education in America has done nothing but decline for the past 40 years? Maybe more......

    24. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for one of the network news divisions in IT. On the day that Bhutto was assinated, I was coming up from getting a cup of coffee, when I saw one of the Asst Producers just coming into work around 11:00am. I said to her "Gee, I figured you'd be crashing (rush work for that night) the Bhutto story" Her reply (in a very sarcastic voice "But why? It's no one important, it's not Britney"

      Not everyone here has given up, and not all of us are left leaning, but...

    25. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because smart people don't watch TV anyway? It doesn't really matter to me what's on, I don't bother with it. I don't care how educational it is. I'm not interested in mass amounts of passive entertainment.

      So why should they go out of their way to court me? I've quite literally removed myself from the market.

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    26. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for those of us who are adults you have alternatives-

      BBC radio 4

      if you are in Canada

      CBC Radio

      if you are the US, AFAIK you can listen to NPR

      news for grown ups

      and you can do other things while listening to radio news....

    27. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Disseminated · · Score: 1

      But what's the alternative? In this sense capitalism isn't so much a "kind of thinking" as it is a force of nature. I'll agree with you that WE, the idiot masses, aren't naturally selecting news that's "good for us" over sensationalist crap, but what's the alternative? If you say the problem is that WE are picking our programing then do you suggest the alternative must be regulation by some outside party? But, there is no outside party! If the masses don't get to choose what they get, then they get what some individual chooses for them. What makes that individual qualified?

      No, I think the only alternative is to do what the GP suggested and keep our inlfuence as consumers of the media and just USE IT. Of course natural selection is hard to utilize when there are about 5 TOTAL corporate sources disseminating all those hundreds of channels, newspapers, magazines, movies, and music into our lives. That's where we need to flex our populous might, but it's just another problem aided by our willing complacency.

    28. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When people say things like that what they really mean is "most aligned with my own idealogical slant".


      This also explains the often peculiar moderation on Slashdot. Many moderators have a habit of modding posts up which are more aligned with their own bias, or modding down those which are against the mod's bias.
    29. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      How about some good news?

      The world we live in is vastly better than the one of 10, 50, 200 years ago - but positive news is like 10% of the stuff they show us. People live in fear while they never had it better if you look at the facts.

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    30. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by localman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because smart people don't watch TV anyway?

      I hear what you're saying but that seems a bit circular to me. I don't think there's inherently anything about TV that precludes it from having smart people watch it except for the fact that they don't cater to that audience. Reading books is a form of passive entertainment too, and I don't read the best selling thrillers that dominate the best seller lists, but there are books out there that cater to me, and I buy them.

      I think we could both be brought back into that market if someone put in the effort. Long tail and all that.

      Cheers.

    31. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you are making one very basic assumption that is just dead wrong. People don't like to read, they like to look at pictures.

      It's the downfall of politics and just about everything else, nobody (on average) really cares about stuff they have to go out and expend energy for. Reading is 'work', looking at pictures is 'entertainment', and entertainment seems to be all you can get from the tube. If you want information, the internet fortunately gives you an infinite number of channels so that at least for people that want information there now are avenues other than the local library (which can be closed, on the other side of town or simply too small).

      Before '96 I spent a fortune on books, now I can read all I want. The Internet is TV's antidote. Sure it has the same BS on it that TV had, but it has so much more. More good information on any subject that you care enough about to do a little bit of research.

    32. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Reading is definitely more active, at least to me. I spend a good amount of the time imagining the settings, assigning voices (and looks if appropriate) to the characters, and tying everything together. I also spend a lot of time reflecting on what the experience meant to me. TV provides the visual stimulus, which makes all that easier due to our inherent visual processing, or redundant due to being provided directly. Books are also generally more complex, although obviously there are exceptions in both directions.

      There are also certain problems inherent in the TV format that make this even worse. Number one on the list is having everything broken down into 10 minute chunks to allow for commercials.

      In all, I can watch television with my mind completely shut down. That's why I don't.

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    33. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Is it really capitalism when everything is owned in an oligopoly? Do the people really have a choice when the choice is between 5 corporations and their brands? How many times have you EVER heard about a Rothschild or Rockefeller in an american media outlet? I'm willing to bet my entire life savings that that number is 0. Funny how those families can own a controlling interest in not just the Federal Reserve through major corporations such as CitiBank and J.P. Morgan, but also have family on the boards of over 400 other major corporations.

      It just boggles my mind the incestuous world economy we live with today, and a good 99% of us don't realize it. The reason you're not seeing the facts is because: 1. You shouldn't be waking from the slumber they've tried so hard to put you in since before you were in Kindergarten and 2. If you did ever get any urge that something isn't quite right, you should be working so hard you don't have time to talk or care about it.

      That ladies and gentlemen is why we see what we see today. Entire governments have collapsed on a whim that one of these families might make some extra money. Who the hell do you think a news corporation is to stand up to that kind of power?

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    34. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack Cafferty, the reporter who seems to have come to feel as you do:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mXIl_D1oWk&feature=related

      He's also one of the few who apologizes on the air when he makes mistakes. And seems to actually learn from them.

    35. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by pokerdad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is the problem with TV News, the news itself or the audience which watches it?

      Here's the problem with the theory that its the audience's fault. First, take that all potential audience members fall into one of these three groups:

      1. people who would only watch a hard news show
      2. people who would only watch an infotainment news show
      3. people who would watch a news show regardless of whether it is hard news or infotainment

      Then factor in that it is much, much, cheaper to air infotainment over hard news, and you will realize that group one would have to be significantly bigger than 2 and 3 combined for it to make economical sense to air real news.

      You can argue that if a market existed for 1, someone would produce it. But such an argument is ignorant of the current cicumstances in tv. Just like in other media, tv execs are terrified of the risks that are associated with their business, and anytime they can reduce that risk they do. Infotainment has become the safe thing, and so for now, few would risk making their news show anything else.

    36. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Deag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is getting ridiculous, smart people do watch television. Mindless entertainment has a place for everyone. This needless elitism reminds me of an onion article - http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694

    37. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I found this out this last few days. I was watching movies with a girl (amazing, I know, just hang in there) this last few days and at one point she turns to me and says 'Can't you just watch the movie, instead of picking it apart?' My parents were sitting on the other side of her doing exactly the same thing. (The movie was National Treasure 2, just for reference.)

      But then, I've known for years how little fact checking is done for movies and TV. And the plot holes are usually large enough to walk through. But they're just entertainment.

      Having said that, I still continue to expect the -News- to be more than entertainment. Every time I see them say something like 'Size A eggs could kill you... Story at 11!' I want to scream. If they are truly that dangerous, should there not be an immediate alert in an attempt to save lives? Nooo... It's just an entertainment piece and an attempt to drive ratings.

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    38. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by caluml · · Score: 1

      Thank God for the BBC. Funded via a tax (which is it in all but name) so they don't have to pander to chasing ratings, dumbing down, and getting advertisers.
      Although they're not as good as they were 10 years ago. I want to switch on Radio 4, and hear about stuff I've never heard of. http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/history/inourtime/inourtime_archive_home.shtml is usually pretty good.

    39. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Ok...
      factual information on the presidential candidates: What do you want to know? What does everyone else want to know? People are complex and have many different views. And politicians will want to hide as much of it as possible. Some people the Candidates Religion is important, views on abortion, others is views on security, and for other people it is views on managing debt.... On and on there is so much stuff that it can't really be fit. Even without Paris Nicole Spears.

      record of voting for: Oh that is great idea. Politics is about compromise. Ill vote for your bill if you will vote for mine. This happens all the time. Or other politicians will vote for a bill they personally don't like but the majority of who they are representing does like the bill. After being privy to some Top Secrete documents where they could be arrested if they reveal the information makes an informed decision to vote for a unpopular vote.

      There is way to much information to really give an informed decision. Any attempts to filter this information may make it seem that the media is trying to control the election. Clinton voted for Good Thing A and Good Thing B while Oboma Voted for Bad thing C and Bad Thing D. Not mentioning he voted for Good Thin E,F,G,H while Clinton voted for bad thing K,LM,N,O,P,Q... Even giving bills priority is putting favor in one topic or the other.

      1:30 is not because of the person attention span but because of so much information to give. If you were smart you take news (all medea) as an outline on what is happening in the world, then you can use the outline to dig further yourself into the information.

      Just because you are Lazy to not look further in information that is important to you it doesn't mean a 1 hour show should make a show just for you.

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    40. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by edittard · · Score: 1

      Well said. The article complains about them not covering Kurt Cobain's suicide. Celebrities - people who are famous for being famous - aren't news, even when they use themselves for target practice.

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    41. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amen to that, I watch and listen to more and more BBC. At one point in my youth I was more concerned with bias but as best I can tell it and NPR seem to be 2 of the best new sources around.


      There is nothing sacred in America anymore, the fact the "The Daily Show" is even mentioned is the joke here. It's our culture, guys joined the national guard to earn some extra money and give some service during disasters, well now they spend 9-18 months in Iraq; what do you think that will do to us in 10 years when nobody joins the guard? TV is all about the most bucks by spending the least, every network does "reality" now. The news networks have dropped down to the tabloid dollars, at the very least, you'd hope a CNN or Foxnews or whatever would have like a TMZ half hour segment or something, I've seen their major anchors talking about Paris Hilton and Britney Bitch.


      I hope I'm wrong, but I think it's harder to go back, once you shatter the trust, it doesn't just grow back over night.

    42. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      Case in point: The decline in educational content on channels such as Discovery and TLC.

      Good point.

      Back when I was a kid, I absolutely loved TLC and Discovery Channel. Before TLC became the home decorating channel, they used to have some of the best programming. As for the Discovery channel, I used to watch Connections, The Secret Life of Machines, Beyond 2000 and Junkyard Wars. Those were some best shows and I'm still hoping that one day Discovery will bring them back.

      Nowadays I still watch a lot of Discovery, but it's mainly shows like MythBusters, Dirty Jobs, Extreme Engineering and How It's Made. On the down side, they also show stuff like Canada's Worst Driver and Guinea Pig.

      ps. you can download all of the Secret Life of Machines episodes from the site in my sig.
    43. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      It's funny, last night I was watching the food network. They were interviewing a guy about how his company makes pretzel chips.

      She got really mad at me because I couldn't stop laughing at home many people on that show say "We can't tell you what happens during this part because it is a super secret patented process!". She was like "just let it go", but I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of a super secret patent.

    44. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0

      I happen to think that the parent poster is a bit of an arrogant git. However the post is in no way whatsoever a troll, not even a small and relatively non-odorous one. Sort it please, metamods.

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    45. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Add to that Nancy Grace. Just passing through her show while channel flipping is enough to want me to pay for a hit on her. Latest big story was a drunk that killed 4 people in a car. Why is that particular drunk driver any more important than all of the others that are constantly killing people? It's always sensationalist unimportant crap with that woman.

    46. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by RR · · Score: 1

      This was highlighted for me last night while my family watched Die Hard 4.


      Well, it's your problem if you expected that film to be serious. I mean, even if you didn't watch the previous 3 Die Hard films nor notice any of the reviews, the advertising and the title should have tipped you off.

      When I watched Die Hard 4, I kept my mind active, and I found it hilarious. From everybody's ridiculous durability, to everything technical's absurdity, to everything about the bad guys.
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    47. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "More like preaching. They can't just play an interesting show about penguins, or elephants, or the oceans, or the swamp or whatever. They always have to wrap up with how these things are somehow in danger and it's MY fault.

      OK, Man Vs. Wild is pretty cool."

      Oh c'mon...Mythbusters is quite cool. I also love the Modern Marvels show (History channel?). There are a number of good shows on there still....that's virtually all I watch on TV. I rarely see network programming...I just let the Myth box grab Simpson's and Family Guy off Fox...see a few sports shows on network, but, that's about it.

      I gotta admit...after I've seen a program about a penguin, and a swamp...I'm pretty much done with seeing any more of them. If you want more volume and detail of such...maybe the National Geographic Channels is more for you...or Animal Planet (I dunno, I've not see much on that one), but, Discovery, TLC, etc...aren't really meant to only be nature shows.....too many of those do get a bit tedious.

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    48. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by BForrester · · Score: 1

      The news can sum that up in one word: parnispears.

    49. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Except it shouldn't only matter what "most" people watch TV for. Some people watch TV to be enriched in some way, at least some of the time. I do. Or rather, did. There should be stations to cater to that, but there is this endless obsession with being #1 so everyone tries to capture the largest market share. Which means they're all competing over the same piece of pie, while there are other smaller pieces that nobody is trying to get at all. Doesn't that seem a little stupid?"

      Well, I think it is due to you thinking of TV wrongly. It is not there to enlighten or dumb you down at all. It is nothing more or less than a business. TV's sole purpose (in the non-public funded sector) is to generate money. Plain and simple. The only way you're gonna be able to do as you wish...get someone to program for QUALITY for quality's sake, is to have it go through public/govt. funded television. PBS does a pretty good job of it...but, not in the sense you ask for. The only other way I could think it could happen...is if someone with a HUGE bankroll, a Gates or Buffet...to start and fund a channel that would do nothing but quality programming, and could be funded by an endowment which would make it easier for the station to generate a modest profit or break even.

      But, commercial tv? No...channels may start out with good 'healthy' content, but, they have to make a buck to stay on the air, and eventually, they have to do what they have to do.

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    50. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "It's our culture, guys joined the national guard to earn some extra money and give some service during disasters, well now they spend 9-18 months in Iraq; what do you think that will do to us in 10 years when nobody joins the guard?"

      What part of ARMY National Guard did they not understand? If you ever sign up with something that is related to the military, you always are signing up for risk that you might be called into a war situation where you have to shoot people. I'm sorry, but, I have no sympathy for people that signed up for the military just for a free ride on tuition,etc. All those 'freebies' and good deals for extra money/schooling are there because you are volunteering to put yourself at risk if called upon. I'd never have done it, because I understand that. I admire people who go into the service with full knowledge and enthusiasm for what they are doing. But, c'mon, a person needs personal responsibility for their actions. They should know and read their obligations before signing. I have as little sympathy for people who got into trouble with sub-prime mortgages....they should have read the contract first, and asked questions if they didn't understand things.

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    51. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'll sum it up in one name.

      Paris Nicole Spears


      I can break it down to one word: synergy. From TFA:

      In 2003, I was told that a story on the emergence from prison of a former member of the Weather Underground, whose son had graduated from Yale University and won a Rhodes Scholarship, would not fly unless it dovetailed with a story line on a then-struggling, soon-to-be-cancelled, and now-forgotten Sunday-night drama called American Dreams, which was set in the 1960s. I was told that the Weather Underground story might be viable if American Dreams did an episode on "protesters or something."


      TV news has always been produced buy "infotainment" enterprises, but it used to be that the news was seen as something important in itself. Like taking cod liver oil, it's not something you do because it feels good, it's something you do because it's good for you. Essentially what Hockenberry is saying in his article is that TV news is not in the business of being informative. It is in a business that is rather like pornography: attracting views by being stimulating, but not challenging. There's a place for that sort of thing of course, but it's not a substitute for knowing what the hell is going on.

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    52. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      I think that you did read it correctly, but you're either confusing the clearly editorial content of the last two segments with the rest of the show, or the only thing you know about the show is that it's on Fox News.

      From the pdf at http://www.cmpa.com/releases.html PDF: http://www.cmpa.com/releases/07_12_21_Election_Study.pdf

      These results are from CMPA's 2008 ElectionNewsWatch Project. They are based on a scientific content analysis of all 481 election news stories (15 hours 40 minutes of airtime) that aired on the flagship evening news shows on ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX (the first 30 minutes of "Special Report with Brit Hume") from October 1 through December 15, 2007.

      Who's Fair and Balanced?: Fox News Channel's coverage was more balanced toward both parties than the broadcast networks were. On FOX, evaluations of all Democratic candidates combined were split almost evenly - 51% positive vs. 49% negative, as were all evaluations of GOP candidates - 49% positive vs. 51% negative, producing a perfectly balanced 50-50 split for all candidates of both parties.

      On the three broadcast networks, opinion on Democratic candidates split 47% positive vs. 53% negative, while evaluations of Republicans were more negative - 40% positive vs. 60% negative. For both parties combined, network evaluations were almost 3 to 2 negative in tone, i.e. 41% positive vs. 59% negative.

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    53. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Thank God for the BBC. Funded via a tax (which is it in all but name) so they don't have to pander to chasing ratings, dumbing down, and getting advertisers.

      Yes, because the BBC would NEVER pander to its audience.

    54. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I have as little sympathy for people who got into trouble with sub-prime mortgages....they should have read the contract first, and asked questions if they didn't understand things.

      It's not the sub-prime borrowers who got in trouble; they're not out money they don't have, and their credit was already lousy. It's the sub-prime lenders who fell victim to their own greed and predatory lending practices. It's kind of funny in a way.

    55. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Well that's a bunch of crap! (waits for mod points from the mods that disagree with parent)

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    56. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by slapout · · Score: 1

      You would think that the people who start the networks would have a passion about their subject. Discovery should be about learning, DIY should be about doing it yourself, MTV should be about music. I think somewhere along the way, the people lose their vision.

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    57. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Except it shouldn't only matter what "most" people watch TV for.
      But the stations are ad supported, and can charge more for ad slots the more people watch. Therefore they need/want to tailor their shows specifically to get as many people watching as possible, therefore it matters very much to them what most people watch TV for.

      Which means they're all competing over the same piece of pie, while there are other smaller pieces that nobody is trying to get at all.
      Unfortunately I strongly suspect that those smaller pieces are vanishingly small compared to the majority.
    58. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by mcsqueak · · Score: 1

      Case in point: The decline in educational content on channels such as Discovery and TLC.

      Indeed, they have shifted their programming to attract more of the key 18-35 male demographic, and are quite open an honest about it. And I'll admit that it works. I'm in that demo and I LOVE Discovery channel. Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters, Deadliest Catch... it's all good. It's also really the only TV I watch.

    59. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I mean, even if you didn't watch the previous 3 Die Hard films nor notice any of the reviews, the advertising and the title should have tipped you off. I wasn't expecting much, but I was expecting a little bit more. The second Die Hard movie (or was it the first?) seemed to have more plot. Or I at least remember it as having more plot (I was a fair bit younger though so perhaps the pretty explosions were enough to entertain me for 2 hours).
    60. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      So a show is unbiased if two segments of the show are clearly biased, and the others conform to some somewhat arbitrary benchmark about treatment of GOP and Democratic Party candidates?

      This is a new low in Fox News apologism.

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    61. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      When we're talking about news, yes, I think that's a fair assessment. Unbiased editorial content (which is what most of the second half is) is an oxymoron. I'm curious to understand how you would measure something like this.

      The study makes a certain assumption about how to measure the bias of a show. If the stories from source A are more heavily biased in one direction (as compared to other sources reporting on the same topic), then it's probably a fair assumption that source A is more biased, where the bias is being displayed through either editorial decisions on what to cover, or possibly the way in which the report covered the story.

      The report claims (please provide contrary evidence, if you have some) that "Special Report" on Fox News chose to air about the same number of positive and negative stories regarding the groups in question. They were slightly closer to 50/50 with respect to coverage of the Democrats, and were much closer to even than the other sources on coverage of Republicans.

      I regularly watch "Special Report," and I have to say that the study agrees with my perception of the first half hour.

      Or were you just trying to continue the current low of demagoguery against Fox News? Sorry if the truth doesn't fit your narrative.

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    62. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by caluml · · Score: 1

      Britain is weighed down by the biggest breasts in Europe. The average chest size of a British teenager has grown dramatically over the past 10 years and is now a whopping 36D.

      For some young women this is a cause for celebration, for others it can lead to a life of misery as they face bullying and physical pain. Perhaps it's a big problem?
    63. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      What do you expect? TV is designed for the lowest common denominator.

      It goes beyond that. The lowest-common-denominator theory would be based on the idea that TV is trying to serve some market segment. TV is in fact trying to mold the population to be in line with its own agenda. Its agenda is making money, which in the realm of TV ends up equating to pushing political views, distracting attention from various issues, and making people feel isolated by pretending that nobody in their right mind would care about anything that doesn't happen to be reported upon.

      This has been the situation for a long time with TV. The degree to which it has worked is frightening.

      The internet -- if not censored or regulated or monopolized to death -- will change that, has been changing that. Stop believing that there IS a "lowest common denominator". Instead, start thinking that there is a nation of citizens who have been duped into sleepwalking, but who are capable of waking up.

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    64. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I miss the old food network with real chefs who could really cook. Now all we get are tours of pretzel factories, Rachel Ray's 100 shows, and Sandra Lee showing us how to make truffles out of store bought cake frosting. I've never been to culinary school, but I CRINGE when I see those people on TV and amazed they aren't cutting of fingers with their horrible knife skills.

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    65. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by astaldaran · · Score: 1

      Exactly; that first half hour is real news. Sure the second half is opinion (it is suppose to be, it is a panel for discussion).

      Those here who bash Fox News all the time may not realize that yes Fox News chooses to have a lot of right wing hosts (perhaps as a counter balance?); but most of the shows where it really comes out are opinion shows...in which case they are giving their opinion. The same should be said of every network. I am not a Fox News junky by any stretch of the imagination; I just happen to think Brit Hume is the best at giving news (yes he is a conservative I realize, which he shows when he gives his opinion but as a news person he is great). I watch CNN more then fox news, Wolf is great what can I say? However as much as I may agree with people like Lou Dobbs or some other "talking head" (which obviously varies depending on topic) I don't like it when they have prime spots at say 6 and present their shows as news when it obviously isn't just news..but also opinion. There is a place for both; but they are not the same.

      The same goes for all shows on all networks (and in fact all medias).

      I actually didn't have the opportunity to read this report in-depth, I was mainly just going off of my own observations and the comments of some others, I am going to read this though. It sounds very interesting.

    66. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by localman · · Score: 1

      I do understand that TV is business. And though observation would provide some weight to your argument, I still don't believe that being a business means they have to cater to one particular segment, i.e. mindless entertainment. I'm not even making a value judgement: mindless entertainment is fine. It's just that it's not the only thing that people want. There are people who want something else, and they're not being served. Or maybe it's the same people, but sometimes they want something else, and during those times they're not being served.

      Is the claim really that there is no viable business model for serving anything smaller than the largest single type of viewer?

      Cheers.

    67. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Oh, in that case the problem is shareholders and MBAs.

      The shareholders want to make the most money possible, and the MBAs are trained to sell out the company's ethical goals for short term gains before moving on to a different company to repeat the parasitic process. Together they rob everything of unique value and turn everything into mass market mush.

      That's why the science fiction channel airs wrestling and the history channel spends half it's time talking about aliens.

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    68. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Actually, what annoys me most about the news is not that there's ideological slant, but that there's so much opportunity to present ideological slant.

      It's no longer just reporting what happened, with a bit of slant gained by which stories are covered or not and a small editorial segment. Instead there are full programs devoted to talking heads givng their editorial rants on channels dedicated to "news".

      I've become incredibly annoyed with CNN Headline News. It used to by you could tune to that any time of day and get an overview of the news; not in-depth of course but you could get the headlines. But today you can't do that. There's actually a schedule to that channel now. The "headline" part of Headline News is hard to catch. Instead you've got Nancy Grace and Glenn Beck (who seem to always be there when I flip on the TV after work), and the news shows themselves are personality oriented. Why not put this stuff on a special "CNN Fluff" channel and leave the news channel to content that might be important?

    69. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's a big problem?

      The really funny thing is they (surprise surprise) focus their show on young, attractive women with this "problem." THEN, the doctor the have commenting on the problems is coincidentally ridiculously hot.

    70. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      anything about TV that precludes it from having smart people watch it

      Smart people can afford to (and will) either buy a Tivo, or set up a HTPC box and not watch commercials. Hence, TV stations are only interested in stupid people.

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    71. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by FromTheAir · · Score: 1

      It's really all about filling your heads with fluff, they don't need your input on the important decisions. Secondly they help maintain the fictions of the world that benefit a few. Our systems and industries are based on ignorance, without it they would collapse. I support independent subscriber based news. Which can be looked at as an intelligence service we pay for.

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    72. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who believes the market solves everything care to explain why this happens in so many arenas?

      Corporations exist for one reason: to make their shareholders money. Broadcasters are selling what people are buying. By and large, people are intellectually lazy -- they pull a nine-hour slog at their jobs and quite frankly don't want to do anything mentally demanding -- *nudge, nudge* reading, anyone?

      Until you change what motivates the average person, you're not going to change what profit-seeking enterprises have on offer. It's a multifarious dilemma: our dismal educational system has produced generations of people who aren't very curious about the world they live in and would rather watch formulaic sitcoms, reality TeeVee, and sports than anything of real substance.

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    73. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its funny you know because here is Australia we have a channel called SBS that before every American Election goes very detailed into the backgrounds of the candidates for the two major parties. A lot of it is quite revealing... I wonder if they televise the same documentary in the states.

    74. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by lazyl · · Score: 1

      Then factor in that it is much, much, cheaper to air infotainment over hard news

      Where'd you come up with that? That doesn't make sense. It's definitely harder and more expensive to produce good 'infotainment' than it would be to just simply report the news accurately.

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    75. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by pokerdad · · Score: 1

      Where'd you come up with that? That doesn't make sense. It's definitely harder and more expensive to produce good 'infotainment' than it would be to just simply report the news accurately.

      I'll admit that I am just repeating what others have said before me (on slashdot, though not necessarily in this thread) without any actual numbers to back me up. But "doesn't make sense" ? I don't think you understand what I mean by infotainment. I don't mean real news made entertaining, I mean celebrity gossip and other such fluff.

      Is is cheaper to have dozens of reporters spread out all over the country and the world, or have most of your news coming out of the LA area?

      Is is cheaper to do hard hitting investigative reports about companys or sift through their press releases?

      When something happens somewhere that you just can't get a reporter, is it cheaper to buy a full report from another network or give a fiftenn second summary while displaying a photo?

      If you really think that infotainment is not the economical option, then how do you explain its propogation?

    76. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      There are two things that make TV incompatible with intelligent people. The first is that it has very limited capacity. You can publish a book that only a few thousand people want to read and still make a profit. You can't do the same with a TV show because they cost more to make and because it would have to push something off the air that had tens or hundreds of thousands of viewers. Intelligence is a bell curve and the further away from the peak you are (in either direction) the less air time can be devoted to you economically. With direct distribution over the Internet, this would not be an issue. As long as a show had enough viewers to fund development someone would make it because you can make more profit by making two profitable shows than by just making one.

      The second reason is that it is funded by advertising. If an hour of broadcasting contains fifteen minutes of advertising then you are giving up a quarter of an hour of your free time for the entertainment. If you work a minimum wage job, then a TV show costs you something like the $1.50 in the US (depending on the state). Here in the UK, it costs you the equivalent of $2.66[1]. Buying a film from iTunes costs less than this. Since earning power tends to increase with intelligence, it can easily cost several times this for an intelligent person to watch a TV show. This means intelligent people either seek some other source of entertainment, or buy something like a TIVO and delete the adverts, making it less likely for the show to be economically feasible (advertisers don't want to put their adverts in shows which target a demographic which avoids adverts).


      [1] Note that this is an opportunity cost, rather than a real cost, but it is still there psychologically.

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    77. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by ssstraub · · Score: 1

      I think you need to Google "fox news the memo" and come back here once you have gained a real understanding of how Fox "News" works behind the scenes.

    78. Re:What's wrong with TV news? by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      Brillant. Come back when you've actually read my comment. Or watched the show. Or something.

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  2. In other words, TV News... by Skevin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is becoming more and more like Slashdot?

    Misleading Headlines, Irrelevant Stories, Flamebaiting Comments: you heard it here first!

    Solomon Chang

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    1. Re:In other words, TV News... by sethstorm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Misleading Headlines, Irrelevant Stories, Flamebaiting Comments: you heard it here first! Welcome to "The Slash Factor" with Bill O'Reilly.
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    2. Re:In other words, TV News... by stderr_dk · · Score: 1

      Personally I prefer Tim, but hey, maybe that's just me...

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  3. Who the hell is by pigiron · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Kurt Cobain?

    1. Re:Who the hell is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      90's flannel wearing emo (back when that sort of thing was cool)

    2. Re:Who the hell is by Basehart · · Score: 1, Funny

      Donald and Wendy Cobain's kid.

    3. Re:Who the hell is by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it but I don't consider celebrities to be all that news worthy. If they are around long enough like Bob Hope they become culturally very interesting but those are few and far between.
      Frankly Kurt Cobain's death didn't make a lot of difference to the world sad as it was for his fans and family.

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    4. Re:Who the hell is by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      Who the hell is Kurt Cobain?

      Kurt Cobain was the lead singer for Nirvana

    5. Re:Who the hell is by rovingeyes · · Score: 0, Troll

      Bingo! Exactly my point. Who the fuck gives a rats ass about a stoner singer who had "issues" - big fuckin' deal. Its not like Cobain was a phenomenal singer. He can hardly sing. Granted he is way better than Britney, still does not warrant to be featured story. I bet if he died now, CNN would just dedicate a week for him. Sad indeed.

    6. Re:Who the hell is by pigiron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Did he mean something to you?

    7. Re:Who the hell is by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the singing, it was the songwriting. But yeah, in the grand scheme of things he really didn't matter.

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    8. Re:Who the hell is by MBCook · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For the most part I agree. Kurt Cobain had a decent following and was becoming very popular and influential (from what I understand). It really wasn't covered at all. You can make an argument for that (like you did, and I largely agree that celebrities shouldn't be covered). But ABC did decided to cover him... not through a real piece, or a little 1 hour documentary, but through insulting him as a joke for Andy Roony.

      I get my news from John Steward, Steven Colbert, NPR, and the 'net. The first two are funny and cover a good mix of stuff. NPR does a pretty good job on the whole, with much better coverage of world events and more interesting in depth stories than I'd get from my other sources. The 'net supplements everything with tons of detailed coverage of the things that I care quite a bit about (like technology) that would include topics too esoteric for more mainstream coverage.

      But many evenings I'll watch 15 minutes or so of news while I'm cooking or eating dinner. I watch NBC, ABC, or CBS. Local or national, whichever is on. It never ceases to amaze me just how BAD it is. The reporting on local events doesn't cover much, except to say there was a fire here or a robbery here. The national news tends to cover celebrity junk, or the war (which they cover very poorly, no matter which side you're on). The best thing I've seen in a long time was CBS's recent series on where our tax dollars went, and just how many earmarks and pork there was last year. But this was one little 5 minute segment on the evening news. It wasn't longer. They didn't call for action. Just a quick "congress is wasting your tax dollars, oh well."

      I remember once, a few years ago, Charlie Gibson did some little piece that was probably supposed to be fluff for Good Morning America. And in the middle of the piece he just asked this really insightful hardball question to the person. It made the Daily Show because it was such a perfect "gotcha" moment. And it just makes you wonder... Charlie seems like a nice guy but if he can do that kind of reporting, why is he just doing fluff on the morning show... competing with the likes of Regis and Kelly (who don't pretend to be news).

      Every now and then, I'll hear a fantastic report on NPR. It will tell me more than I ever knew about some event that I'd already heard about earlier from other outlets; and I'll gain a real understanding. It may be just some little human interest type story, but something that's actually interesting about a little town or business and what's going on there. The "Grandma Smith's cat traveled 80 miles to come back home" type stories get, at most, a 5 second mention to fill time in a group of little tidbits.

      And then, once in a long time, one of the reporters on Morning Edition will say something funny. Something I didn't expect, and hilarious. Not some bad joke anyone could have written. Not some forced line. Something that's actually funny. Like a few months ago when there was some story about Moree Eels, and they broke out into a version of "That's Amore" (which got posted in the comments here on /.) that made me just break out laughing. They're willing to take a few risks now and then that no TV network will.

      To say nothing about their other programming. Where is network TV's version of All Things Considered, Science Friday, Talk of the Nation, or any of NPR's other news-type programs.

      At this point, watching the main networks is just kind of depressing, making me pitty how bad they have become. You'll see people like Rather talk about trying to be Cronkite, and you just wonder how little Cronkite or some of those other older authoritative voices would think of how bad things are now.

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    9. Re:Who the hell is by LWATCDR · · Score: 0, Troll

      I wasn't a fan of Kurt Cobain but I knew that he died and how. So since I found out I think they did cover that well.
      I developed a real dislike for the news service back when I was about four or five when they refused to not interrupt soap operas to cover the later Apollo missions.
      So I don't think that news coverage was ever that great.
      The real problem is when the Democratic congress dropped the "equal time" law. At the time they felt that the news service was slanted in their favor so they wanted to make the best of it. Of course they where not ready for talk radio and the extreme right.
      What we have now is so many news sources "I will not call them services" that everybody can find someone that will tell you exactly what you want to hear. We will tend to think they are the "most honest" news source. In fact it tends to be the one that just matches our bias!

      I wish I knew the solution.

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    10. Re:Who the hell is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It wasn't the singing, it was the songwriting.

      Which was as over-rated as it was incoherent. Sorry, we're not exactly talking John Lennon or even Jim Morrison here. His main influence was the shit he slammed into his veins and that was reflected in his "lyrics".

      Sorry..."and nothing of value was lost".

    11. Re:Who the hell is by GaryPatterson · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...Kurt Cobain?

      He's the guy that sang the line "I don't have a gun," and then showed us he was being ironic.

    12. Re:Who the hell is by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Funny

      Like my daddy said, opinions are like assholes, and so are you.

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    13. Re:Who the hell is by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I love public radio. During the Don Imus scandal, I believe it was PRI's "Here and Now" that I was listening to when they talked about it. You know what they did an investigative report on?

      Nappy hair.

      Including interviews with hair stylists in African-American communities discussing exactly what nappy hair is and what makes it different to work with than straight hair, and exploring the linguistic origins of the word "nappy".

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    14. Re:Who the hell is by Nimey · · Score: 1

      He can hardly sing. Especially after the shotgun craniotomy.
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    15. Re:Who the hell is by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Better yet, who the hell cares if the founder of the emo movement successfuly suckstarted a shotgun.

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    16. Re:Who the hell is by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who the hell is Kurt Cobain?

      Nevermind.

    17. Re:Who the hell is by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Just some dude who needed Lithium.

      LK

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    18. Re:Who the hell is by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      He can hardly sing To be fair, I don't know of anyone in Cobain's current state that can sing. Although I'm sure if they could even the tv news would carry it!
    19. Re:Who the hell is by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1
      I'd hardly call his songwriting any good. His singing (mediocre as it was) was a lot better than his songs which tended to have about four notes in them total, repeated in the same pattern over and over. Most good songwriters write songs that actually sound interesting, not ones where you've heard the whole song once you've heard 10 seconds of it.

      But hey, if you enjoyed it, more power to you, I guess. I just think calling it "good" is a stretch.

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    20. Re:Who the hell is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's opinion's, and then there's facts. Show Cobain's rambling gibberish to someone who would have no idea of who it comes from and it's a fact they'll tell you that it's aimless babble.

      Hopefully you'll grow up and realise that his writing is complete sophmoric shit -it would be tragic if you reached forty still thinking that cobain is any sort of writer -particularly since that would mean you'd most likely miss out on people who really are great lyricists.

    21. Re:Who the hell is by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Continue holding on to the fiction that you dictate taste to me or anyone else. It'll get you through those cold lonely nights when all you have is your callused palm for company.

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    22. Re:Who the hell is by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm not so much a fan. Mainly I liked Dave Grohl, and still do really. But Nirvana did some things very right - they had good song structure, they paid attention to dynamics, and the lyrics, while not the pinnacle of English composition, fit the mood of the songs perfectly.

      But there are a lot of people who do consider the songs to be good. Questioning their taste is cute, but not really valid. Your opinions hold exactly as much weight as everyone else's.

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    23. Re:Who the hell is by gmack · · Score: 1

      Curt Kobain dying was news.. I didn't mind that being covered.

      The problems is I just can't bring myself to care what celebrity is sleeping with who (or what). Who is in rehab this week or who is getting a divorce from whome.

      And for the love of God what was with that feigned outrage at Janet Jackson's nipple? How the hell did that make the news for a freaking WEEK? If they were so offended by it why did they show it .. then show it again.. then pan in for a close up?

      It's gotten so bad most days I can't even sit through the news on TV anymore. I just pick the couple of stories I care about off the news sites I like and leave the gossip stuff alone.

    24. Re:Who the hell is by tm2b · · Score: 1

      I don't know of anyone in Cobain's current state that can sing.
      True, the bands in Washington kinda suck.
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    25. Re:Who the hell is by New+Number+Order · · Score: 1

      his songs which tended to have about four notes in them total, repeated in the same pattern over and over. Most good songwriters write songs that actually sound interesting, not ones where you've heard the whole song once you've heard 10 seconds of it. Music isn't something you can quantify based on the complexity of the chord changes and the virtuosity of the musicians, it's about soul. Judging a song based on technical merit is a waste of time IMO.
    26. Re:Who the hell is by mpe · · Score: 1

      The problems is I just can't bring myself to care what celebrity is sleeping with who (or what). Who is in rehab this week or who is getting a divorce from whome.

      Maybe there needs to be a special "celebrity news" channel for this kind of stuff.

    27. Re:Who the hell is by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Unkempt flannel wearing emo. It's an important distinction.

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    28. Re:Who the hell is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, flannel wearing emos are cool always. They even survive job interviews respectably.

      "The kid's got an attitude, but he's wearing flannel. He's got potential."

      =)

    29. Re:Who the hell is by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Nappy hair.

      I live in the UK and that phrase sounds... disturbing.

    30. Re:Who the hell is by NeoManyon · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod i still am a flannel wearing emo

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    31. Re:Who the hell is by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 1

      I note that you are not following any non-American news sources. No, they are not 'objective', either, but they give a nice view on those aspects of the news on which ALL American media are aligned. You'd be surprised how enlightening that is. I recall NPR being at most carefully non-committal about WMD before the war, while many foreign media expressed open doubts. And then, two years later, NPR started running programs asking "how could we all be fooled so badly?"

      During the run-up to the war, all American media smelled of Winston Smith's pen, and I still don't understand just how the White House did that.

    32. Re:Who the hell is by permaculture · · Score: 1

      My Dad told me a story about the Radio news back when he was a boy. One day, the announcer said

                "There has been no news today, so instead here is some light music."

      Sadly, this would never happen nowadays.

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    33. Re:Who the hell is by IRGlover · · Score: 1

      Ha! That line was actually his prophesizing his own death and the fact that his "suicide" wasn't...

      Just ask yourself who stood to gain (or watch Nick Broomfield's 'Kurt and Courtney' - investigative journalism at its best!)

      [P.S. I am joking, OK Courtney.]

    34. Re:Who the hell is by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      But many evenings I'll watch 15 minutes or so of news while I'm cooking or eating dinner. I watch NBC, ABC, or CBS. Local or national, whichever is on. It never ceases to amaze me just how BAD it is.
      Living in Europe, I've never seen any US "national" news programmes, but I have seen the occasional ABC World News on the BBC News 24 channel. It's half funny and half depressing how little the world features in "World News". One entire programme included only a single item of news which wasn't about the continental USA - and that was a short about US soldiers in Iraq. On the other hand, the latest admissions to the baseball hall of fame were important enough to make that same programme. It's good to hear that you do receive some programmes which genuinely cover world events.
    35. Re:Who the hell is by Pontiac · · Score: 1

      But ABC did decided to cover him... not through a real piece, or a little 1 hour documentary, but through insulting him as a joke for Andy Roony

      Not to be Picky but Andy Roony is on CBS.

      I guess the other thing thats bugging me is people don't remember what kind of coverage there was for Cobain's suicide.
      I worked for a CBS affiliate and I had to listen to days and days of coverage.. Reporters trying to string together facts from his drug overdose the month before.. Endless live shots from his home in Seattle and the hospital where they took his body...
      Blathering on about where he got the gun.. what kind of gun.. what was he thinking.. crying fans..

      It was covered all to well. Somehow everyone is taking one persons view on what happened 15 years ago as the truth and disregards their own memory of the facts.

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    36. Re:Who the hell is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't call for action.

      I've got to call you on this. If there is one thing which annoys me to no end about news shows/news organizations, it's when they push an agenda.

      Local news recently had a week-long special on "THE DANGERS OF DRUNK DRIVERS" - not that I think drunk driving is a good thing, but you could tell that the point of the special feature was to get you to support some new legislations. There wasn't any sort of analysis of the legislation itself in the feature, just sob stories on families of people killed by drunk drivers, and talking heads saying "If you do this (i.e. pass this law), then we will solve the problem of drunk driving once and for all!"

      If you are a news medium, Please don't try to tell me how to think. Present me with the information, tell me the other side(s) of the story, and get the **** out of the way while I reach my own conclusion. I don't need you trying to manipulate me.

      So, no, I don't think that a news show should put out a "call for action" - it's not their job.

    37. Re:Who the hell is by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I live in the UK and that phrase sounds... disturbing. Bwahahahaha, I bet it does.

      Here in the US where "nappy" doesn't mean what it does over there, it's a derogatory term for the naturally tightly coiled hair that is common among black people. Which I didn't know until the Don Imus scandal.
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    38. Re:Who the hell is by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Frankly Kurt Cobain's death didn't make a lot of difference to the world
      It most certainly did! Now we have the Foo Fighters, arguably the best band of the modern generation (and one of the best ever). Kurt was keeping Dave Grohl down with his simplistic lyrics and three-chord reusable song formulas :-p
    39. Re:Who the hell is by bbc · · Score: 1

      Charlie seems like a nice guy but if he can do that kind of reporting, why is he just doing fluff on the morning show...

      Dunno. Maybe he has children that want to be fed, or some such inane reason.

      News is demand driven. People like the fluff. They hate the stuff that requires them to think. And I don't think this is limited to just the "stupid" people. So if Charlie were to do serious news and hard-hitting questions, he would suddenly, very rapidly, find himself without viewers, and as a result without a job.
    40. Re:Who the hell is by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      Where is network TV's version of All Things Considered, Science Friday, Talk of the Nation, or any of NPR's other news-type programs.
      They are on PBS. Check out 'The News Hour' with Jim Lehrer.

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    41. Re:Who the hell is by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      ...Kurt Cobain?

      He's the guy that sang the line "I don't have a gun," and then showed us he was being ironic. Wait... he was shot by Alanis Morrisette?
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    42. Re:Who the hell is by MC+Negro · · Score: 1

      There's opinion's, and then there's facts. Show Cobain's rambling gibberish to someone who would have no idea of who it comes from and it's a fact they'll tell you that it's aimless babble.

      Hopefully you'll grow up and realise that his writing is complete sophmoric shit -it would be tragic if you reached forty still thinking that cobain is any sort of writer -particularly since that would mean you'd most likely miss out on people who really are great lyricists. Ah, fancy that! I think I can find a couple of people in the 40+ demographic who might have something to say...

      That kid had heart.

      -- Bob Dylan

      He really, really inspired me. He was so great. Wonderful. One of the best, but more than that. Kurt was one of the absolute best of all time for me.

      --Neil Young

      He was a genius.

      --Paul McCartney

      Cobain was a marvellous singer...I heard his unplugged version of that Leadbelly song and it was such a perfect vocal that I was really moved.

      --Allen Ginsberg

      He had a touch most guitarists would kill for.

      --Chuck Berry
      But hey, it's not like those guys know anything about songwriting, right? Maybe one day people like Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney can rise to your level of hipster songwriting.

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  4. The trouble with TV (why print rules) by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can read more in one hour, than a newscaster can speak in one hour intelligibly.

    So news is all soundbites.

    1. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by darjen · · Score: 1

      Yes, but a picture is worth a thousand words... so, therefore a 30 second video clip on the news (at 30 fps) equals 900 words. I'd be pretty impressed if you could read words at that rate.

    2. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by darjen · · Score: 1

      Actually, I meant to say it'd be worth 3000 words. Duh. ;)

    3. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but a large portion of the newscast is just hearing the newscasters saying stuff in English. That part is less efficient than just reading.

      Clearly, the best of both worlds is interblag news which can have both text and streaming video/audio.

      I personally prefer the BBC online news.

    4. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      why print rules

      Print? Print is trying to become like pulp novels or tv news, cheap crap.

      But you hit the heart of the problem. TV news is a newscaster talking to the camera. I want to see primary sources mostly, not someone's evidence-free analysis.

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    5. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      try again.

      30 f/s x 30 sec x 1000 w/p (words per picture)=???

    6. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but a picture is worth a thousand words....

      That's right. *A* picture is worth one thousand words. Video? Not so much, as Borat used to say.

      Consider the iconic Eddie Adams photograph of a VC guerilla getting blown away (a photo which he admitted to regretting have taken, btw, as it doesn't tell the whole story.): There was a video crew rolling as well when it happened, but which do we remember?

      A good photog knows that capturing one decisive moment is worth thousands of miles of useless B-roll.

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    7. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by darjen · · Score: 1

      Damn, guess that's what I get after posting from too much insomnia this past week...

    8. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by yo_tuco · · Score: 2, Informative

      "30 f/s x 30 sec x 1000 w/p (words per picture)=???"

      I don't want to pick the fly shit out of the pepper, but...

      That equals 900,000 frame words per picture

      How about: 30 frame/sec x 30 sec x 1000 words/frame?

    9. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean 30,000 (30 * 1000) words per second, or 900,000 (30 * 1000 * 30) words total for that clip?

    10. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 2, Funny

      reading about Britney's most recent nipple slip doesn't have the same effect as seeing it with your own eyes. Thats why I turn on the television for in depth news coverage of the latest worldly events.

    11. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      And if you are reading you are in control. If you are watching someone read it then you are not.

      If you are reading the news on the net and an article doesn't interest you then skip over it, if an article does interest you and you want more info look up more information at another source. You want a video clip of an incident then you can find that too.

      Watching the news you have to watch it in the order that the programmer chooses at the speed they choose to he depth that they choose.

    12. Re:The trouble with TV (why print rules) by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Ah DVR, bringing you an hour's news show in ten minutes....

      Rich

  5. Big Media a Political Tool by mandelbr0t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The guys making decisions are few, and they are all political animals. Even the more liberal ones like Jon Stewart use their airtime to make political points. Television has become prescriptive, a way for the rich and powerful to tell us what to think. It's more noticeable in the U.S., I think, because both major parties have converging interests when it comes to issues like Al Qaeda, Iraq, etc. Big network TV in the U.S. is bordering on propaganda. I can recall one attempt by the Canadian Conservative government to play along, banning images of Canadian military caskets from the media. Thankfully there was a public outcry, and the decision was soon reversed. Unlike the Republican government, the Conservatives have a minority government and must make concessions to the Opposition on a regular basis. This is not a problem in the U.S., and I don't expect that we'll see a more empathetic viewpoint on major network television before Bush is out of office.

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    1. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by edisk1353 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your complaint is that our TV coverage is opinionated, then I've got news for you: it's always been that way. Newspapers have long held biases. Even now, we speak of "conservative" or "liberal" papers, and in Europe there are even a good number with a communist bent. And if your complaint is that newspapers have followed their profit motive to the expense of their coverage, then research the American journalism in the run-up to the Spanish-American war. Frankly, where it is possible to make money, money will be made. For better or worse, this is how all of capitalism works.

    2. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by no-body · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right on!

      The world is like a ship in a huge storm

      - the rudder is broken, and the mast just broke also, the ship cannot be steered any more
      - the captain and crew are totally drunk or stoned

      and the news media are there to make the passengers think they are on a holiday cruise

    3. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with biased media so long as they're honest about whom they are and the audience they represent. Take Rush Limbaugh or Michael Moore for example. Love them or hate them, at least you know where they stand. Unlike CNN, Fox News, or Time Magazine who claim to be unbiased but are not in fact.

      Having an agenda but refusing to acknowledge it has got to be the most aggravating, shameless forms of intellectual dishonesty to grace our public airwaves.

      Drive By Media indeed!

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    4. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bordering on propaganda? I'd say that line got crossed years ago.

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    5. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by gallwapa · · Score: 1

      Fox news doesn't claim to be unbiased. They claim to be fair and balanced. Fair like invading another sovereign country because we felt like it; balanced like the budget after committing trillions to the 'good old boys' for an illegal war's contract payouts.

      Fox, and News Corp, by the order of Rupert, takes orders directly from Karl Rove (and whoever his replacement is).

    6. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by WindowlessView · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If your complaint is that our TV coverage is opinionated, then I've got news for you: it's always been that way. Newspapers have long held biases.

      The difference is that newspapers are doing it with their presses, not my air waves. We let tv stations make billions every year because they are in part suppose to promote the public good. They used to held to a standard where they would be audited for such things every three years. Now they literally send in a license renewal by postcard once every 8 years and no one ever loses their license.

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    7. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      ...They used to held to a standard where they would be audited for such things every three years. Now they literally send in a license renewal by postcard once every 8 years and no one ever loses their license. Obviously you don't know what happens to broadcast TV stations who show nudity or say one of the seven dirty words. Hell, even Fox News has been clamoring for an increase in standards for broadcast television!
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    8. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by bball99 · · Score: 1

      quote: ... and I don't expect that we'll see a more empathetic viewpoint on major network television before Bush is out of office.

      end_quote:

      - and not likely afterwards, either?

    9. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quote: ... and I don't expect that we'll see a more empathetic viewpoint on major network television before Bush is out of office. end_quote:
      You raise a salient point, I have often wondered what will the Stewarts, Colberts, and Olbermanns of the world do when Bush leaves office. 2 weeks of ding-dong the wicked witch is dead, then a sad realization that the system is far too monolithic to have been utterly ruined by only one man? Or with their mission complete will they(the Stewarts et al) wander the earth like Kwai Chang Caine?

    10. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't know what happens to broadcast TV stations who show nudity or say one of the seven dirty words.

      Yes, they get fined. If it happens during one of the periodic morality frenzies it could be a substantial fine announced with great publicity to demonstrate to the public just how tough the FCC can be. No one ever loses their license.

      Hell, even Fox News has been clamoring for an increase in standards for broadcast television!

      Oh, are they done defending Christmas from the heathens now?

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    11. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Maybe if we all lean one way or the other, we can steer the ship despite the actions of the captain and crew.
      Personally, I do what I do, not what I'm told.
      Actually, despite my opening line, your points are wrong anyway.
      The world is the ship, but it's not in a storm - the storm is going on on board.
      The rudder and mast aren't broken, they just don't exist in the same strength anymore. Religion has been the biggest dynamic throughout history, and most westernised countries have superceded that power.
      The captain isn't drunk (actually "captains"), they're out for themselves, just like us, just as they've always been.
      The crew is us, and I'm not stoned - at least, not right now. In fact even when I'm stoned, I'm not so stoned I lose control.
      The news media (or just media) is there to distract us, and extract money from us while we're so distracted.

      The disturbing thing is that so many people seem to have either no idea of their situation, or have become so resigned to life as it is that they can't be bothered to fight for what they want. This is what disturbs me about the war on terror. The population is letting the governments remove any and all ways of effecting any real change in the political system, while accepting the govt.s excuses. One day when armed revolt becomes the only way to stop a really evil dictator from doing his will, the system will be so much in the dictators favour that revolt will be impossible.
      The word terrorist used to mean something, but these days it is misapplied to so many activists, who have no other way to effect the change they are striving for. The US constitution gives the population the right of armed struggle against its own government, but any organised group who attempted such an action stands no chance because of the control systems now in place. And of course the apathy of the general population.
      Until we, the people of the world, actually stand up and stand firm against big government and big business, then we are only along for the ride, and we can't complain about the destination. We need to have ambitions other than material riches, which are inventions of big business, and we need politics that takes all views into account, not just those who got more votes, but don't have an actual majority of opinion. For instance in the UK, more people voted against New labour than voted for, but who gets the power ? That's crap. In every other situation in life the ones with the least votes don't get their way, but when you bring party politics into it, they end up winning !
      To sum up, until people stop viewing life as one big supermarket sweep, nothing will change. It's ironic that the arts and civilisation came about because human intelligence gave us more time to think and philosophise, rather than grubbing around for food all the time. And yet these days, more and more time is devoted to grubbing around for money (that's not really needed) and civilisation is suffering. Acting like victims doesn't help either. Develop your morals, stand up for yourself, don't be greedy, and believe in your capability to make a difference.
      Now I'm not religious, but if you regard the bible as a guide to better living, then a lot of the stuff in there makes sense. You don't have to be a raving fundamentalist to accept that fucking your neighbours wife, stealing his possessions, and then killing him is in any way civilised. The bible just made fantastic promises to try and get people to follow the rules, but we're older now - surely we don't need the promise of ice cream just to make us eat our vegetables ?
      Somebody tag this story *self inflicted*

    12. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      What are these 'airwaves' you speak of? I get my TV through a cable (part of the tubes/interwebs?). As for the public good - there is public access TV...all the good news comes in over that channel for the 33 people in the Metro area who happen to be watching.

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    13. Re:Big Media a Political Tool by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't know what happens to broadcast TV stations who show nudity or say one of the seven dirty words.



      Yes, they get fined. If it happens during one of the periodic morality frenzies it could be a substantial fine announced with great publicity to demonstrate to the public just how tough the FCC can be. No one ever loses their license.

      It'll happen soon enough, don't worry. Just wait until some liberal media station shows two nipples in one week or something like that.

      Hell, even Fox News has been clamoring for an increase in standards for broadcast television!



      Oh, are they done defending Christmas from the heathens now?

      Yes, the xmas-defending season is over now, but Easter is just around the corner!

      Anyways, I must apologize for excluding the tongue-in-cheek tag on my previous post. Hopefully you now understand where I was coming from...
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  6. Call Jon Stewart by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Insightful
    More people under 30 get their news from Jon Stewart than any other source. Worse though is the fact that Stewart's fake news is better than the real news.

    People should call into Stewart to suggest that he come back on the air and does a straight news show until the writers return.

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    1. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He and Colbert are returning on Monday, although no one knows what format their shows will be yet.

    2. Re:Call Jon Stewart by MBCook · · Score: 5, Interesting

      He's coming back, and I can't wait, but I think Stewart's version of straight news would be too depressing.

      What I find so ironic is that this strike knocked my two main sources of news off TV, thus reducing the amount of coverage I've heard about it to what NPR did (which has died down now that the strike has been on for so long). A few weeks ago I realized I didn't even know if the strike was over or not and I had to go look it up.

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    3. Re:Call Jon Stewart by WaltBusterkeys · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, what's really ironic is that an article summary complaining about the lack of "serious" and "important" news on TV uses the example of a rock star killing himself as "important" news. If the point is that Britney/Paris/Nicole aren't "real" news compared to actual events in Iraq/Afghanistan/RonPaul then why is Kurt Cobain somehow so important to deserve mention in the headline? It seems like the problem is one of music taste, not importance. If the news spent entire segments on rock stars (instead of pop stars) at the expense of Iraq/Afghanistan/RonPaul news I think the author would think that's just as bad.

      Otherwise, interesting article.

    4. Re:Call Jon Stewart by rpillala · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Daily Show may be a fake news show but much of the damning parts are simply juxtaposed video clips of the same person saying two completely opposite things. That's what keeps me watching, is the memory the show seems to have about public record. So many "journalists" seem happy simply to be talking to their subjects or about their subjects that they don't call them on obvious bullshit. It's a fake news show insofar as it's not purely a news program, but it's also not as though they have actors playing Bush, Cheney, Rice, Craig, etc. in skits.

      The Daily Show is returning on Monday (1/7/08) without its writers.

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    5. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, what's really ironic is that an article summary complaining about the lack of "serious" and "important" news on TV uses the example of a rock star killing himself as "important" news.

      Kurt Cobain was a vastly more important figure in the rock scene than Brintey/Paris/Nichole. Not mentioning his death would be like not mentioning the deat of Pavarotti.

      The point in the article though was not that NBC should have done saturation coverage on Cobain but that it should have been covered as news. It would only be considered news if there was a tie in to some primetime show. Cobain dies in 1994, before Iraq/Afghanistan/Paul were stories of any sort.

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    6. Re:Call Jon Stewart by donaggie03 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "More people under 30 get their news from Jon Stewart than any other source. Worse though is the fact that Stewart's fake news is better than the real news." Maybe it's actually more people under 30 get their news from Jon Stewart than from any other source BECAUSE OF the fact that Stewart's fake news is better than the real news. Jon Stewart probably spends a lot more time discussing important topics than mainstream media. He might do so in a humorous way, but the content is still there.

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    7. Re:Call Jon Stewart by WaltBusterkeys · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cobain dies in 1994, before Iraq/Afghanistan/Paul were stories of any sort

      The first war in Iraq was in 1990-91. Iraq was a story before Cobain died.

      Afghanistan should have been a major story in the early 1990s. The mujhadin took over the capital in 1992 and paved the way for the current government.

      Ron Paul wasn't a story, but Ross Perot was.

      If the complaint is that there isn't enough "hard" news or "real" news then Kurt Cobain is a terrible example. He was important to rock, but Britney is important to pop.

    8. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that the news (over here) covers the deaths of any famous person, (despite their field, age, or cause of death) I don't think it's unreasonable that the news should have mentioned Kurt Cobain's Death; on the other hand, the third-most newsworthy thing should not ever be "UMGZ POP CELEBRITY GETS KNOCKED UP FOR THE DOZENTH TIME!!!" - this little factoid cannot possibly affect anyone but the celebrity and her friends and family (and they could have heard it from her) - and is therefore not newsworthy.

    9. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last time I watched TV news was almost a year ago, and it was a story about Britney shaving her head. Kurt Cobain ate a shotgun and didn't get anywhere near as much coverage.

      Cobain created a genre and heavily influenced nearly every musician to play a guitar since. Britney danced badly for a few years, then got fat.

      You tell me which is more worthy of a headline.

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    10. Re:Call Jon Stewart by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I disagree, there's no difference. Quite simply, the deaths of artists don't affect our lives in any meaningful way. Yes, they won't produce any more art, which is a shame (or a blessing, depending on your opinion of the artist). But their old art is still available to you, just as much as it was the day before they died. Anyone who gets worked up over the death of an artist is no better than anyone who gets worked up over the minutae of Britney's (or whoever's) life. It just doesn't matter. It should be something mentioned in passing, and then never mentioned again, because it just isn't real, meaningful news.

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    11. Re:Call Jon Stewart by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting
      This is from an interview with David Javerbaum, executive producer of the Daily Show, in an episode of Frontline ("News War", part III: "A New Definition For What's News"):

      I personally, through this job, through working at this job, have come to feel that the news media is even more depressing than the news it attempts and fails miserably to report. I think it's horrible news, broadcast horribly. That's a fairly blanket statement, but I've been doing this for a long time, and seeing, delving into this every day, it's a thoroughly depressing business. To the extent that people look to us as a source of news, that is 100% indicative of other people's failure, and not our success. Because Jon, unlike me, has the cable news on in his office all day. I can't take it. I can't take it. But he's a tougher man than I am... "No fear, just facts"... [referring to a mocked CNN clip] ...if that's their slogan, then they're asking to be punched in the face, when they have nothing on but fear.
      Youtube link

      I don't get my news from the Daily Show; it's just gratifying to hear someone on TV, pretending to report the news like they all do, who isn't lying to my face! Or pointing out when someone is lying! At least when they lie, it's clearly in the context of a joke!

      And I always know, that if anyone on the TV is going to be the first to tell the truth about something, it's going to be the Daily Show. It's always the Daily Show. And that really pisses me off. I don't "watch it for the news". You can't get news from the TV anymore. And you talk to people who only get their news from the TV, like most people still do, and it's like being on another planet! They're completely brainwashed! Try to tell them what's going on, and it feels like you're screaming into the darkness!

      I mean, I read this from the article:

      This was one in a series of lessons I learned about how television news had lost its most basic journalistic instincts in its search for the audience-driven sweet spot, the "emotional center" of the American people. Gone was the mission of using technology to veer out onto the edge of American understanding in order to introduce something fundamentally new into the national debate. The informational edge was perilous, it was unpredictable, and it required the news audience to be willing to learn something it did not already know.
      This isn't even true! I knew before the war, for example, that it was all premised on bullshit, maybe because I had an Internet connection? I forget how I knew; I just remember knowing a long time. I knew for at least a year beforehand. What am I, Nostradamus? I knew for at least a year that these people on TV were staring straight at us, carefully omitting things about Iraq that were true, saying things about it that weren't true, i.e. lying! How can they not know they're lying? I know they're lying! Lots of us knew they were lying! Lewis Black from the Daily Show knew they were lying! "I knew they didn't have weapons of mass destruction. How did I know that? I was just sitting on my fuckin' couch!" And then they wonder and bellyache about young people "getting their news from the Daily Show"!
    12. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And Paris Hilton is important to whom, low budget porn producers?

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    13. Re:Call Jon Stewart by RealGrouchy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As Jon Stewart has pointed out himself, people only get the jokes because they understand the issues surrounding them. That requires being tuned to more than just his show.

      - RG>

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    14. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Yold · · Score: 1

      Stewart is funny, but for the love of God, I wish he'd please move away from heavy politics. I'm in my early 20s, I can understand that people care a lot about politics, especially in college, but the factual substance is shameful on that show. It's fine to watch, just check-out bbc, cnn, or even al-jezera too.

      What I dislike about virtually all journalism, is that it's horribly sensationalized. What's interesting isn't usually whats significant. Also, people see/hear/read things (think about all the mis-covered tech stories we've seen here) and never seem to question them. For example, I'd urge anyone to look at exactly how much oil the United States imports from Iraq. Touchy subject, I know, but this something that Americans should look up for themselves, as the sources are numerous and varied.

      In the era of unlimited information, people still look to the slanted media as the basis of their knowledge. The media is selling something everyday. Whether or not its high-quality journalism is questionable.

      For a good synopsis of the last 150 years of journalism, i'd recommend that anyone read ~80 page book by Susan Sontag called "Regaurding the Pain of Others", it will really make you question what your read.

    15. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 4, Funny

      What? No... Who's familiar with subject matter? Not me.
      I only "get the joke" because the studio audience is laughing.
      So, it MUST be funny. Therefore I laugh.

      I've noticed it's like that with a lot of "comedy" type shows. Has been ever since the days of black and white TV.

    16. Re:Call Jon Stewart by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Not mentioning his death would be like not mentioning the death of Pavarotti."

      If Pavarotti had only done 3 albums. Like many rock artists who died young, Cobain's death spared him the idignity of becoming a has-been. Had he lived he might very well be on "The Surreal Life" today.

    17. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One word. Bewbies.

      The best way to look at why things show up on TV is to look at the justification for a current affairs show on a new bra for women.

      These segments are considered prime for any show for two reasons. The first is that women are genuinely interested in a new bra, potential for them is more comfort or whatever it is a woman wants. The second is directed towards men and is, of course, the female breast. About 98% of straight males will watch one of these segments on the off chance that they will see a decent set of flesh mounds or perhaps a missed-editing nipple.

      So why is Paris Hilton to news shows? Because we get to see her fleshy self. Now personally I hate the woman, so this doesn't apply to me, but a lot of people (perhaps people outside of the computer industry?) don't particularly care if she's ugly, or if she's loose enough to fit a pineapple into the sweet spot (thank you South Park!), they just care about the potential for tits.

      Ok so its not a very noble reason, but lets face it, not much about the human race is.

      Note: Statistic is not backed up, an advertising friend of mine told me this sometime ago
      This is my $0.02 AU, ignore at will.

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    18. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's downplaying his show a lot, because he really doesn't want the responsibility of being a news source (or maybe he's just fishing for compliments, who knows?), but the Daily Show does provide actual news. It only gives crumbs of the topic at hand, but lots of insight into the behavior of the contemporary players, and with the way the "real" news work, that's what people need and want to know.

    19. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I had the exact same experience. I think the last time I watched any sort of televised news was when Colin Powell was up before the United Nations claiming that Iraq had WMDs. I remember watching him and thinking that he was destroying every ounce of credibility he had built up over his entire career. I just could not wrap my brain around why he would do that when it was so damn obvious to me that it was all bullshit.

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    20. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      If the point is that Britney/Paris/Nicole aren't "real" news compared to actual events in Iraq/Afghanistan/RonPaul then why is Kurt Cobain somehow so important to deserve mention in the headline? Well just after He (sorry he) died I saw some hipster wandering around with a black T shirt. Using Tipp-Ex (correction fluid for all you Yanks) he'd written "Kurt Cobain died to save us all" in wobbly letters. Which is funny, like something out of Generation X.

      I doubt Britney fans will have a sense of irony when she eventually kills herself. On the other hand, I bet Britney would have wasted her parasitic, junkie ex first rather than letting them live on with the rights to her back catalog. I suppose tormenting celebrities watching them self destruct fulfills a deep need in people, like the Roman festival of Saturnalia.
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    21. Re:Call Jon Stewart by LithiumX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I disagree. While I couldn't care less about the day-to-day mistakes of a sheltered flamed-out (and immensely successful) pop singer, I think it would be real news if she died, especially if by self-inflicted means. If someone important to culture (high or low) dies, it's always of general interest. Cobain was derided by most as just being one more rock star, and the constant MTV coverage of every hangnail and stubbed toe of his was little better than tabloid material... but his death was actually of some importance. It seems you have to die, preferably in a tragic manner, to achieve lasting fame. That doesn't mean it's a critical news story to be hashed over endlessly, but something on that level would warrant more than a "passing" mention.

      The difference is that, now, network news is little different from MTV. Stephen King put it very well in one of his recent articles (http://cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/12/28/yir.2007/index.html?iref=newssearch/). Instead of a sober statement regarding someone's death, followed by controlled commentary, editorial, and discussion of their impact, it now degenerates into a media circus like something that belongs in a pop magazine - it goes on endlessly, long after any intelligent person ceases to care. Even Anna Nichole Smith, someone who was about as important as Tiny Tim (blessings be upon his Holy Yukelale) and Charro, is STILL a major factor in the news. My only consolation is that the "golden age" of culture is an illusion brought on by the fact that we tend to forget that Murrow, Cronkite, and others were usually sidelined by pure garbage - we just don't remember the garbage for long. And the Golden Age of radio, for all of it's moments, was primarily filled with works of fiction that make modern sitcoms look like Masterpiece Theater. The first half of the 20th century seems to be filled with literary masterpieces, but most of the actual books printed at that time were even worse than what we have today. Conversely, there are many works being printed today that will certainly get more respect from future generations than they can hope for today.

      I have a theory. Most people, meaning the vast majority who have no significant neural defects, only believe they can't handle culture. People are conditioned, not by government but by their peers, to believe that science, history, technology, and literature are beyond them. In school, I constantly saw ghetto kids slowly gain an understanding of computers (under my tutelage), then desperately hid it from their peers (to whom any form of academic achievement by one of their own had racial overtones). Later I saw that most people seem to feel that anything beyond them was simply beyond them, not understanding that no one learns "geek" subjects without effort. Some people have a stronger sense of wonder, a more powerful curiosity, that drives them to learn and grow more than others, but I really don't believe there is much that is beyond the average person, if they only paid enough attention to develop an interest in higher culture. People like to be comfortable. They like to have limits, no matter what they say. Regrettably, most people will accept imaginary limits of their own making rather than risk the crushing reality of the real thing, a choice that cripples them worse than any failed undertaking ever could.

      That's why the media is the way it is. That's why the lowest common denominator is so low. That's why the masses prefer prolefeed to actual information. They have conditioned themselves to do so, and continue to do so until it (whatever "it" happens to be at the time) becomes sufficiently widespread as to be socially acceptable to their self-imposed caste.

      On a final note, I don't care what anyone says about Spears in her post-career phase, I would still tap that ass, no question.

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    22. Re:Call Jon Stewart by daemonenwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, since you asked, this John Hockenberry seems to have two main complaints:
      1. He doesn't consider mainstream news relevant to his life. (Kurt Cobain, etc)
      2. He doesn't think the mainstream news will report anything that doesn't grab at gut-level emotions.

      Well, he's probably right about both. But his complaints seem to come from the fact that, rather than understanding what the show is and not taking a job there, he tried to make it into something it isn't. The guy should have stayed with NPR if he didn't want to write news copy for the express purpose of selling ads - that's the glory of Welfare Radio. No meaningful bottom line.

      Mostly because anything on the TV, Jon Stewart included, is designed to put you into enough of a trance to mindlessly watch advertising. It feeds the bottom line that keeps everyone employed and the bosses in stock options.

      Jon Stewart isn't any better or worse than Dateline.
      Dateline is a newsy show designed to appeal to emotion, not logic.
      The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is a newsy show designed to appeal to a liberally-oriented laugh track, not logic.

      If you get your news from either source, you have no idea what's going on. The audiences are equivalent.
      The sad part is that so many of you with-whiners don't realize that the same blame you're pointing onto others applies to you as well.

    23. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kurt Cobain was one of the most important musicians in the 90's IMHO. But you should not take it from me. The guy put 80's glam rockstars jobless practically overnight and put grunge in the spotlight. OTOH just take a look at these links and think about what have You just said:
        http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/11028260/the_rs_500_greatest_songs_of_all_time
        http://www.rocklistmusic.co.uk/q1001_songs.htm
        http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/top-ten-songs-of-all-time.asp

    24. Re:Call Jon Stewart by LithiumX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Daily Show (as well as The Colbert Report) are built on the assumption that the audience is at least vaguely familiar with the news. I've found that any time I've gotten too slack in keeping myself updated, the show is funny but just not as funny as usual. When I'm fully aware of the subject matter, the full humor comes out.

      As for the show's memory regarding public statements, that used to be called Journalism. I think the only thing funnier than the show itself is the media reaction to it. The "real" journalists you see participating in the show do so because they like what he is doing, and can see the irony of a show that presents heavy editorial comment framed by humor in order to reach an audience that the major news networks have effectively lost.

      It works. South Park and The Daily Show (after Stuart took it over) were the two main things that made Comedy Central grow and evolve, while it's siblings (the other comedy-based networks that few notice anymore) utterly failed. The History Channel became the Aliens and Biblical Prophecy Channel, The Discovery Channel became the Sharks, Blood, and Disasters Channel, and the Learning Channel, so promising at first, has effectively become the authoritative source of Medical Freaks and Wedding Planning. Meanwhile the Comedy Channel has gone from a dirt-broke cable backwater that mostly featured stand-up comedians in comedy clubs, old sitcoms, and a few forgettable homebrew series... to an utterly foul-mouthed travesty of toilet humor, sex humor, and tragedy humor dominated by high production values, social commentary disguised as comedy, a whole mess of puerile garbage with too many saving graces to be ignored, and some of the most controversial, hilarious, foul, and intelligent programming currently on television.

      Saturday Night Live, at it's height, was usually just very very funny. In Living Color had some serious intelligence that slowly collapsed under it's own ghetto-targeted humor. Mad TV dabbled in commentary, but was mostly just shock humor. Meanwhile, the first decade of the 21st century has seen a network that rallies under the banner of the First Amendment in a way rarely seen. They really are the court jesters of this country (and beyond).

      Incidentally, I have a running bet going with a few people that, very shortly after leaving office, if the show still stands, Bush will finally make an appearance on The Daily Show. He's had every other living president (sometimes more than once), and even the sitting VP's wife, so it's a fair chance.

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    25. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In this case, the Cobain's death was an opportunity to explore a taboo subject. That is more innocent and valuable than covering the life of pop stars, but covering law and order stories about pop stars has a beneficial effect in establishing trust in justice systems. There is sometimes a functional purpose for the attention, but, unfortunately, sometimes the coverage is too broad and banally compounds idolatry.

    26. Re:Call Jon Stewart by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      Stewart is funny, but for the love of God, I wish he'd please move away from heavy politics. I'm in my early 20s, I can understand that people care a lot about politics, especially in college, but the factual substance is shameful on that show. It's fine to watch, just check-out bbc, cnn, or even al-jezera too.

      Much substance is lacking from the Daily Show, but Stewart plays an important role that unfortunately no one else is playing. (Olbermann does a little, but enough already with the Britney crap at the end!) There's a lot of stuff that happens in heavy politics that truly deserves ridicule. That must be ridiculed if we are to avoid making ridiculous collective decisions with disastrous consequences.

      Most U.S. television viewers simply aren't exposed to BBC or Al-Jazeera. I've never seen the BBC offered as part of a basic cable package. (We used to get BBC America at our house, but it was part of Comcast's "premium" package which we dropped.) The same applies to Al-Jazeera. (The fact that it's also widely distrusted in the U.S. simply for being an Arabic news organization doesn't help.)

      As for CNN, availability isn't as much of an issue- if you get Fox News, you usually get CNN too. Basically CNN is a Fox clone carefully marketed toward people who know they distrust Fox. It differs from Fox in its preference for subtle sins of omission rather than overt sins of commission, but they manage to frame the issues in the same way, and the average Fox viewer and the average CNN viewer are probably about as equally ill-informed even if their political alignments may differ.

      There needs to be news sources similar to the Daily Show (besides the Daily Show) that at least present the news in a coherent context so you can quickly realize what is going on. Things happen every day that should make you hit the roof and that will affect you in the future. Most people simply don't have time to watch the hours of raw, undigested news coverage needed to recognize what these things are and to place them in a meaningful context. Especially when such an intense, subtle effort is made to present the facts themselves in a censored, cherry picked, confused, or distracting way. Or to summarize them in ways that make no sense, are irrelevant, or are designed to attract your attention to matters of no importance.

      For example, I'd urge anyone to look at exactly how much oil the United States imports from Iraq. Touchy subject, I know, but this something that Americans should look up for themselves, as the sources are numerous and varied.

      If you're just presented with an avalanche of acontextual information, it can be difficult to see the forest for the trees, especially if you only see the news briefly after work and don't have time to devote to e.g. an analysis of oil imports that may even require statistical analysis, using information gathered from many different sources, some of which present misleading statistics. Say we import X barrels from Iraq. Is that a lot? What percentage of our oil imports is that? Is the percentage relevant? What would the effects be if those imports were disrupted? Would they incur costs that exceed those of the occupation itself? Who benefits? What underlies that number's importance? What if some sources report Y barrels? What accounts for the difference? Is someone averaging in barrels imported before the war, counting the same barrels twice, or including barrels that really came from Kuwait? Why would they do that? The majority of the public can't be figuring all these things out for themselves on all issues all the time, but they shouldn't have to. A public need is not being addressed here. So you see people so desperate they have to watch the Daily Show- which fulfills its legitimate role as a comedy show about current events, but that also makes a pathetic excuse for something that is seriously missing from American journalism.

    27. Re:Call Jon Stewart by JudeanPeople'sFront · · Score: 1
      > I knew for at least a year beforehand. What am I, Nostradamus?

      Most everyone outside the US were Nostradamuses, too. I remember laughing to Colin Powell's address to the U.N. Security Council about Iraqy WMD in February 2003. I felt sorry for the guy! It was obvious that he himself did not believe the bullshit coming out of his mouth! How the other members of the Council could keep a straight face is beyond me.

    28. Re:Call Jon Stewart by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      On a final note, I don't care what anyone says about Spears in her post-career phase, I would still tap that ass, no question.
      Here y'are, this oughta fix that:

      http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1855/britneyisnolongerhot2yrrb9.jpg

      Didn't notice until now but, from the filename, it seems this is that picture's 3rd time on imageshack. Interesting.
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    29. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is Britney's inadvertent hoo-ha exposure (or her sister's teen pregnancy / abortion debate) not "an opportunity to explore a taboo subject" as well? We think that public nudity and teen pregnancy are both taboo subjects as well.

    30. Re:Call Jon Stewart by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      "You tell me which is more worthy of a headline."

      How about neither? I did not care about Cobain eating a shotgun when it happened and I'm thankful that for once i was spared the saturation coverage.

    31. Re:Call Jon Stewart by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Leno's monologue last night was not too bad.
      It will be harder for Colbert, I think. Of Stewart, Leno, and Colbert, the latter has the most fully developed persona, even if that persona is O'Reilly on steroids.

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    32. Re:Call Jon Stewart by slugstone · · Score: 2

      I am sorry Cobain who? Who cares? Just another pop/rock/hollywood star. We have way to many to care about them. Give me an sciences/political figure. I other word someone who changes our lives.

    33. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't even true! I knew before the war, for example, that it was all premised on bullshit, maybe because I had an Internet connection? I forget how I knew; I just remember knowing a long time. I knew for at least a year beforehand.

      Actually, you should have known about 5 years earlier (1998-ish) that the war was all premised on bullshit, when Bill Clinton and Al Gore were telling us that Iraq/Hussein had WMDs.

      -john

    34. Re:Call Jon Stewart by bheer · · Score: 1

      > The Daily Show may be a fake news show but much of the
      > damning parts are simply juxtaposed video clips of the
      > same person saying two completely opposite things. That's
      > what keeps me watching, is the memory the show seems to
      > have about public record.

      I love the Daily Show, but juxtaposing clips of persons saying completely different things isn't news because in the real world, situations change and it's often useful to behave inconsistently (cue Emerson's "a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" quote). Further, the Daily Show's juxtapositions are not always valid -- I've seen quite a few old quotes taken out of context, but that's okay because it's not real news.

      Also, I'd rather get my news without editorializing from the reporter or anchor (but of course a news channel could editorialize in opinion and interview shows).

      > So many "journalists" seem happy simply to be talking to
      > their subjects or about their subjects that they don't
      > call them on obvious bullshit.

      Because it's hard to ask good questions in a crowded press conference (people who deal with journalists have gotten really good at deflecting questions). And when they get better access, often the price they pay for that is a positive tilt on their stories. e.g., Time's man-of-the-year piece on Vladimir Putin or what CNN did in Iraq pre-1991. One programme that's historically had a bit more spine is the BBC's "HardTalk", but I don't think it airs on BBC America.

      Btw, I think the FTA is spot-on when it talks about how network news considers content secondary to the size of audience -- this is what IMO led to the dumbing down of news to appeal to the largest possible set.

      I think the only way TV news will improve is when TV execs realize that appealing to the lowest common denominator will just turn smarter viewers off, and those smarter (and affluent!) viewers are the ones their advertisers really want.

    35. Re:Call Jon Stewart by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The point in the article though was not that NBC should have done saturation coverage on Cobain but that it should have been covered as news. It would only be considered news if there was a tie in to some primetime show. Cobain dies in 1994, before Iraq/Afghanistan/Paul were stories of any sort."

      I dunno what these guys are talking about...I heard about Cobain's death on the news when it happened. No, it wasn't reported over and over ad-nauseum (sp?) like they do it today (was Anna Nicole's OD THAT important?). They mentioned his death on the news for 2-3 days, and it was over with. I mean while he did put out some good music, it was a VERY short career...and not all that productive, so why should it rate that much news coverage? I think it shows a good example of new reporting, it was newsworthy, but, not for more that a few days.

      What gets me now about news reporting...on the political side, is how it seems the most reported "stat" on each candidate is not what they stand for, not their voting record.....but, how much money they have raised. That I think speaks loads on how bad the process has gotten. I'd think people would want to shun candidates that have raised so much money....it indicates just how bought and paid for they are before they ever step into office!!!

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    36. Re:Call Jon Stewart by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Ditto on Britney.

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    37. Re:Call Jon Stewart by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 2, Funny

      re: "On a final note, I don't care what anyone says about Spears in her post-career phase, I would still tap that ass, no question."

      Ditto. I bet she's a fuckin' tiger in the sack, especially after a could of good bong rips.

      That was a most excellent analysis, LithiumX. Indeed, I'm giving up my ability to moderate on this thread just to tell you that.

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    38. Re:Call Jon Stewart by twistedsymphony · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Jon Stewart isn't any better or worse than Dateline. Dateline is a newsy show designed to appeal to emotion, not logic. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is a newsy show designed to appeal to a liberally-oriented laugh track, not logic.
      The difference is that The Daily Show doesn't hide what they are... Dateline masquerades as a "real" news broadcast dedicated to delivering facts over entertainment when that's not the case... IMO that makes all the difference in the world. I have no problem with entertainment/news shows but they shouldn't be pretending that they're something they're not.
    39. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I am sorry Cobain who? Who cares? Just another pop/rock/hollywood star. We have way to many to care about them. Give me an sciences/political figure. I other word someone who changes our lives.

      Maybe if you had a real news service available you would not be so ignorant about culture. Cobain and Nirvana led grunge rock which pushed the last creaky vestiges of glam rock and such off the stage. Cobain's suicide was the 90s equivalent of Sid Vicious's murder of Nancy Spungin followed by his own suicide.

      The sudden death of Anna Nichole Smith was certainly a news story, but it wasn't breaking news and it was never justification for the saturation coverage it received.

      And yes, there were plenty of other stories being dropped, but if you read the article you would have seen that the lack of a story on Cobain was only one of the examples where coverage was lacking, and a minor one at that. NBC wasn't passing up a story on Kurt Cobain to do indepth coverage of the rise of the Taleban or such. They were passing it up in favor of their usual vaccuous crud.

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    40. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stewart is funny, but for the love of God, I wish he'd please move away from heavy politics.

      What's he supposed to do instead? Jokes about Britbrit and K-Fed?

    41. Re:Call Jon Stewart by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      ""More people under 30 get their news from Jon Stewart than any other source. Worse though is the fact that Stewart's fake news is better than the real news." Maybe it's actually more people under 30 get their news from Jon Stewart than from any other source BECAUSE OF the fact that Stewart's fake news is better than the real news. "

      John is funny...but, man I'm confused why so many under 30's (at least men) would mostly and only watch that. I mean, you may disagree with the stuff that FoxNews puts out, but they do by FAR have the best looking set of news chicks on television. I'd think more 30's and under men would at least like a little eye-candy with their news.

      :-)

      Megyn Kelly....WOW!

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    42. Re:Call Jon Stewart by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 1

      That should have read "couple" of good bong rips... damn auto-correcting spell checker

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    43. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I love the Daily Show, but juxtaposing clips of persons saying completely different things isn't news because in the real world, situations change and it's often useful to behave inconsistently (cue Emerson's "a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" quote). Further, the Daily Show's juxtapositions are not always valid -- I've seen quite a few old quotes taken out of context, but that's okay because it's not real news.

      The point is that these contradictions are ignored by the mainstream media.

      Fact: Before 9/11 Rudy Giuliani was a supporter of and fundraiser for a terrorist organization.

      This isn't hypothesis or inference. Giuliani attended numerous IRA fundraising events and these were reported in the New York Times at the time. Giuliani attended the events to be reported. I don't think that Giuliani ever seriously supported the methods of the IRA but he was willing to at least pretend that he did in order to court the NYC Irish vote.

      The IRA caused more deaths than Al Qaeda has to date.

      Giuliani even gave Gerry Adams, the leader of Sinn Fein, the political wing of the IRA a 'humanitarian' award. A few months later Gerry and his boys bombed a shopping mall. Rudy never condemned the attack on civilians. Not good for his votes you see. Bin Laden is probably asking himself 'hey where is my Crystal Apple'.

      Giuliani has set himself up as an expert on terrorism. He has attacked Islamic 'charities' that are in fact funraising fronts for organizations such as Hamas and Al Qaeda. Yet nobody seems to have challenged his efforts to raise funds for NORAID, the IRA's US fundraising arm.

      It isn't just a matter of one man's terrorist being another's freedom fighter. It is also a question of what the best way to fight terror actually is. The IRA had several ceasefires before 9/11 but it was when the US funraising line was severed that they were finaly forced to pack it in. When I first came to Boston pretty much every irish themed pub would have a NORAID fundraiser advertised. Every single one of the posters disappeared within days of 9/11.

      Giuliani is currently trying to relaunch his campaign on the back of the assasination of Bhutto, another round of bad anti-terrorist proposals, I blogged on the idiocy of his proposal for cyber-warfare against AQ yesterday. There are two ways to fight terrorism, the way the British responded to the IRA in the 1970s and the way the West Germans responded to Baader-Meinhof. The British used the tactics of torture and internment (sound familiar) which only made the situation worse. The IRA gained supporters worldwide, including US appologists like Giuliani himself. the West German approach of using police powers and absolutely refusing to recognize terrorists as political prisoners did work. That is why the British switched to the west German tactics and why the US should do the same against Al Qaeda. But this whole debate is not one that the US establishment media will ever allow.

      So why won't the establishment media ask Giuliani why he supported the terrorist organization that attempted to murder my family?

      Its because it does not fit their script. According to the script Gore was a liar, Bush was dumb but good company and Giuliani is the fearless crusader against terrorism. No mention of course of the fact that he tried to make his mobbed-up partner DHS secretary and he positioned the emergency control room in the WTC complex so that it was in easy walking distance of city hall for his shag-fests with Judith and the rest of the harem. Those facts don't fit the script. They only get asked by the establishment media at all because Josh Marshall at TPM and the rest of the blogosphere have insisted on it.

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    44. Re:Call Jon Stewart by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I only laugh at a comment on slashdot if it's already modded "+5 Funny".

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    45. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Maybe it's actually more people under 30 get their news from Jon Stewart than from any other source BECAUSE OF the fact that Stewart's fake news is better than the real news. Jon Stewart probably spends a lot more time discussing important topics than mainstream media. He might do so in a humorous way, but the content is still there.

      Well yes, that was my point.

      It is also a point Jon Stewart keeps making himself. Not to set his own coverage up as good but to ask the establishment news media to improve. He did this when he appeared on what became the edition of crossfire that shut the show down. "Please stop, you are hurting the country", yes conflict is fun for a while, but its also tedious when every news item is turned into drama.

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    46. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leno was a standup for something like 30 years, if he can't write his own monologues he's had writers for WAY too long.

      Can't wait to see what the daily show looks like on monday

    47. Re:Call Jon Stewart by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      While I too think he was overhyped, he was more than just "yet another pop/rock/hollywood star". He was part of a major shift in pop culture and his suicide happened in this middle of this. Whereas Britney doesn't represent anything of historic interest. She's just another corporate pop musician cut out of the same cookie cutter mold as all the other ones.

                  Perhaps a good long hard look at the Cobain suicide might have prevented some others where collateral damage was involved.

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    48. Re:Call Jon Stewart by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile the Comedy Channel has gone from a dirt-broke cable backwater that mostly featured stand-up comedians in comedy clubs, old sitcoms, and a few forgettable homebrew series... to an utterly foul-mouthed travesty of toilet humor, sex humor, and tragedy humor dominated by high production values, social commentary disguised as comedy, a whole mess of puerile garbage with too many saving graces to be ignored, and some of the most controversial, hilarious, foul, and intelligent programming currently on television.


      I'm having trouble telling your actual point. do you approve or disapprove of the Comedy channel?


       

      Incidentally, I have a running bet going with a few people that, very shortly after leaving office, if the show still stands, Bush will finally make an appearance on The Daily Show. He's had every other living president...


      If GW Bush ever agrees to be on the Daily Show it will only be with the condition there be no cameras, no recordings of any kind, no note-taking, and he'll have to have Dick Cheney there to actually do all the talking. :-/


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    49. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Homr+Zodyssey · · Score: 1

      I'd think more 30's and under men would at least like a little eye-candy with their news.

      Its kind of like Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson. Some people think they're hotties. But as soon as they open their mouths and that garbage spews forth, they are no longer attractive. I, for one, won't subject myself to the horror of Fox News simply to look at some eye-candy

    50. Re:Call Jon Stewart by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      I'm having trouble telling your actual point. do you approve or disapprove of the Comedy channel?

      Both. And/Or. It's my favorite network, but I still shudder at it. I think that's what they want.
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    51. Re:Call Jon Stewart by James+McP · · Score: 1

      Basically CNN is a Fox clone carefully marketed toward people who know they distrust Fox. It differs from Fox in its preference for subtle sins of omission rather than overt sins of commission, but they manage to frame the issues in the same way, and the average Fox viewer and the average CNN viewer are probably about as equally ill-informed even if their political alignments may differ.

      While I agree with your observation, Fox is the clone, rather anti-clone, designed to appeal to those that dislike CNN's political alignment. I don't have a problem with that per se, but it would have been nice had Fox actually made some effort to compete on a journalistic level rather than simply being a feedback loop for a given stance. I think CNN does sometimes give a pass to certain politicians, which would have made a serious, right-wing news organization worthwhile.

      Now it's just a hype amplifier with CNN and Fox acting to polarize the fringes more and more leaving the centrists disenfranchised. I think that's Stewart's appeal; he takes shots at both sides with equal glee.

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    52. Re:Call Jon Stewart by morari · · Score: 1

      Too bad the Daily Show has slowly fallen more and more into lameness with each new coraspondant they get. It's been that way for pretty much ever. Colbert holds his show together very well however. Even his interview segment at the end of the show doesn't seem as boring and tacked on as the Daily Show's always had.

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    53. Re:Call Jon Stewart by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Its kind of like Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson. Some people think they're hotties. But as soon as they open their mouths and that garbage spews forth, they are no longer attractive."

      You actually listen to them?

      I just wanna fsck them, I don't wanna converse with them.....

      :-)

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    54. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Mostly because anything on the TV, Jon Stewart included, is designed to put you into enough of a trance to mindlessly watch advertising. This is what 99% of the TV-viewing public fails to understand.

      To put it another way: Most consumers are used to being just that--consumers. They go around making simple transactions, buying products from producers. But in the TV "transaction", the viewer is not the consumer at all. The ad purchaser is the consumer, and the viewer is the product. Few consumers can wrap their heads around the fact that they are the product, not the consumer.

      This is why the networks care about the viewers in about the same way the butcher cares about the cattle he slaughters. He wants to make the steak look nice, just like the networks want to make their viewing demographics look nice. This is why you see so much airtime given to the JonBenet Ramseys of the world. Not because JonBenet was so important, interesting, or compelling. It's because of the disposable income of the demographic of the viewer who will watch the story.

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    55. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the reason the Cobain "suicide" should have been covered was that there were many questions that people feel were unanswered. Just look up the controversy surrounding the incident. There are still many people who believe that it was murder. The media just did a "Another dead musician" story and moved on.

    56. Re:Call Jon Stewart by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Kurt Cobain was a vastly more important figure in the rock scene than Brintey/Paris/Nichole.
      No doubt. But the "rock scene" isn't particularly newsworthy, even when a major figure in it dies. Cobain's death deserved no more than a thirty second mention near the end of the news cast.

      Of course, that was back in the day when CNN was the only 24 hour news channel and still interested in presenting the news first and foremost. Now that there are multiple such networks all competing, I'm sure Cobain's death would've received wall-to-wall coverage -- assuming that it wasn't interrupted by some cute blonde girl going missing, or some Congresscritter whacking his willy in the mens room.
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    57. Re:Call Jon Stewart by secolactico · · Score: 1

      Kurt Cobain was a vastly more important figure in the rock scene than Brintey/Paris/Nichole. Not mentioning his death would be like not mentioning the deat of Pavarotti.

      Agreed. My main beef with news about Britney/Paris/Nicole/etc is not that they report them, but that there seems to be a minute by minute coverage of them. As if it was important to know what was she wearing when she went to a mall the day after checking out of rehab.

      There are already network TV stations dedicated to entertainment news and they are doing a pretty good job of covering said news. Leave the "traditional" news programs to report on actually relevant news.

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    58. Re:Call Jon Stewart by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      There's that management exercise of dividing tasks into the 4 categories between "urgent and important" to "not urgent and not important". I personally believe the problem with TV news is that their ranking of "newsworthy" items is:
      1) Urgent and Important (eg Bhutto's assassination)
      2) Urgent and not Important (eg Paris Nicole Spears)
      3) Not Urgent and Important (eg almost every longer term story, for example, Darfur)
      4) Not Urgent and Not Important (who cares)

      The pressure the networks feel is to get people to watch NOW. All their advertising and ratings are based off of ratings "today" or "this hour". Face it... anything in the not urgent but important category can wait. One can learn about it later in the day and possibly through another source, but if you have the viewers eyeballs... what's the best thing to show them to keep them viewing? Urgent stuff of course.

      My gold standard for reporting on "not urgent and important" stuff is Frontline. If TV news re-focused the staff they have that track Urgent and Not Important items and had them do stories on Not Urgent and Important stuff to the caliber of Frontline then... well... it would go a long way toward addressing my concerns with TV news.

    59. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I don't give a RAT'S ASS about Kurt Kobain and I don't understand why you wankers get all misty-eyed about his fatal shotgun eating hobby.

    60. Re:Call Jon Stewart by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      What I find hilarious is that Cobain gets one or two mentions (in parentheses, as a mere example among a few others no less) and it sparks a huge discussion that no one, including myself, seems to be able to stfu about even though it had very little to do with TFA or the point he was trying to make.

      He also mentioned Tupac's murder but oddly no one took issue with that.

      Although this is /. so most people are probably bitching solely based on reading the summary.

    61. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the point is that Britney/Paris/Nicole aren't "real" news compared to actual events in Iraq/Afghanistan/RonPaul then why is Kurt Cobain somehow so important to deserve mention in the headline?

      NB: I don't really give a shit about Cobain. This post is intended solely to explain why his suicide is "real" news.

      1. Cobain was the frontman for an extremely influential rock group that, rightly or wrongly, was credited by many with revitalizing a stagnant music industry and birthing a new genre of music. Rightly or wrongly, the band was seen as the flagship for a generation of youth in a way that whoever the trendy socialite-of-the-month isn't.
      2. A suicide is a rather more final, and newsworthy event than Paris or Britney or Nicole or Lohan has done so far. If Paris Hilton or Britney Spears were to kill herself, then I submit that *would* be a newsworthy death, and Cobain's suicide even moreso than that.

    62. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Kurt Cobain was more famous in death than in life sadly. It wasn't until he was dead that people finally realized what he had brought to the music world.

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    63. Re:Call Jon Stewart by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      If the point is that Britney/Paris/Nicole aren't "real" news compared to actual events in Iraq/Afghanistan/RonPaul then why is Kurt Cobain

      The difference in a nutshell: Cobain had talent, Britney has tits.

      Nothing wrong with liking tits. But some people object to "artificial hit" music by people with no talent, no matter how bouncy the "artist's" implants.

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    64. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Mod me down if you wish, but The IRA don't wear turbans or crash planes into buildings or ramble about 72 virgins in heaven.

      Most Americans believe that the IRA are something that helps 'em retire. The IRA aren't close-enough-to-home for Americans to hate that much.

    65. Re:Call Jon Stewart by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      It's all honey potion-ing.

      The under 30 crowd loves to bash Bush, not only because he's deserving of some serious criticism, but because it's cool and hip, and because Stewart is on somewhere in between South Park and some other probably mindless show on Comedy Central. They watch because it tells them what they want to hear how they want to hear it.

      But it extends well beyond. 60 Minutes routinely focused on stories appealing to the American post-retirement crowd, and always did so with a soothing background to news items that they knew old folks would follow. In between Polident and Depends commercials.

      CNN, MSNBC and Fox News are nothing more than background chatter. The news tickers are the most valuable aspects of their broadcasts, and you don't need the sound on to hear them. The newsreaders are just 30-45 year old walking, talking breast implants to give the viewer something to look at. These companies are aware that their broadcasts will be aired, with the sound down, on a handful of TVs at whatever the chic corporate/professional lunch spot is, as well as probably on a TV in the employee break room, or as mom/dad are home doing the ironing between taking the kids to school and soccer practice.

      Nothing gets too offensive, nothing too graphic. Nothing too in-depth, nothing too intelligent. They know that their product is nothing more than filler viewed briefly by many. In between commercials for Lexus, cleaning products, dick-hard drugs and calmly reassuring Herpes medication commercials.

      In the end, the same problem facing print media faces TV media. Despite claims to the contrary, their corporate parents will sacrifice the critical aspects of a sound journalistic mission for the almighty buck. And they'll do it in such a way that most of the unwashed masses enjoy it. We've got Spears' strange behavior, Paris' vagina and endless feel-good stories about dancing cats to keep CNN in alligator loafers for a long time to come.

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    66. Re:Call Jon Stewart by vecctor · · Score: 1

      I forget how I knew; I just remember knowing a long time. Indeed! As Colbert would say - that was Truthiness! You just knew it in your gut! ....

      Sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind when I read that ;p
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    67. Re:Call Jon Stewart by nasor · · Score: 1

      A standard joke on the Daily Show is for them to present back-to-back clips of a politician badly contradicting himself. The clips are usually from recent speeches, press conferences, or various testimonies. Haha, it's funny to see a clip of politician saying he supports X and then immediately see another clip of him (usually in front of a very different audience) saying he hates X. The question, however, is why don't the real news agencies ever do this?

    68. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      This isn't even true! I knew before the war, for example, that it was all premised on bullshit, maybe because I had an Internet connection? I forget how I knew; I just remember knowing a long time. I knew for at least a year beforehand. What am I, Nostradamus?
      Interesting, I recall a very similar feeling leading up to the war. I recall something along the lines of... how is it that everyone appears to be scared shitless of a 3rd world country whose infrastructure was still mostly in shambles due to a war more than 10 years ago. And there aren't that many of them only ~ 30 million people? Additionally, the UN Weapons inspectors were pretty firm that there was almost zero chance that any of the fiction we were fed from these "intelligence sources" was true. I recall thinking - "Hey wait, were the fucking US. There is zero chance of any country really engaging in direct military confrontation with us. Why should we be scared?" Then I recall thinking - "Extended presence in the middle east probably isn't a good idea. It didn't work to well for the Brits when they tried with Iraq, why would anyone think that this time it's going to be roses and candy?"
      Am I the only one who got the distinct impression that most of the coverage leading up to the war was meant to keep us from thinking, and not to actively engage us in the discussion of just what we were about to send our young men and women to die for?
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    69. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      I feel I need to point out the juxtiposition of your comment and your signature, though somehow I know it is lost.... Oh well.

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    70. Re:Call Jon Stewart by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      I've always been annoyed that the media went along with Bush's attempt to link Al Qaeda and Iraq despite the fact the Bin Laden released a tape a few months before 9/11 in which he explicitly denounced Saddam for running a secular state. There's no way they were buddy-buddy and yet the media played the part of the perfect lap dog and didn't bother to question the rhetoric from MiniTrue.

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    71. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Ykant · · Score: 1

      The difference between The Daily Show and Dateline NBC - one is a joke show playing at the news, and one is a sensationalized news show. It's up to you to determine which is which, but a tip-off might be that one of the two shows is occasionally preceded by 30 minutes of puppets making prank phone calls.

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    72. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's the glory of Public Radio. An actually meaningful bottom line.

      Fixed that for ya.

    73. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Mod me down if you wish, but The IRA don't wear turbans or crash planes into buildings or ramble about 72 virgins in heaven.

      No, but they killed more people than Al Qaeda have to date.

      And as Giuliani himself points out, terrorists help each other. He probably knows that the IRA and the PLO have been allied for decades, but his base does not.

      Its hard to see how Giuliani improves US-UK relations when he gave a humanitarian award to the man who tried and almost succeeded in murdering Her Majesties Government. It is not as if the US has exactly got a wealth of allies left after seven years of W.

      It is also a character issue. Yes, character does matter. And no, a man like Giuliani who raises money for murderers just to pander for a few votes is not someone the US needs in any office.

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    74. Re:Call Jon Stewart by spectro · · Score: 2

      Stewart and Colbert are stand-up comedians, you have to be very good at improv comedy to do that. Colbert has the upper hand thought since he studied improvisational theater

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    75. Re:Call Jon Stewart by bbc · · Score: 1

      If the point is that Britney/Paris/Nicole aren't "real" news compared to actual events in Iraq/Afghanistan/RonPaul then why is Kurt Cobain somehow so important to deserve mention in the headline?

      Probably because Cobain was an icon for an entire generation. Why does the Times run obituaries? Because through them you learn something of how times have changed, and how these people played a role in that.

      Perhaps Spears and Paris and so on are similarly important for their generation, but that doesn't mean they have to be reported on every day. The problem with the "serious" news show was not that it failed to report daily on the antics of mr. Cobain, but that it failed to report on him at all.
    76. Re:Call Jon Stewart by treeves · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter whether he *can* write or not. He's not allowed to do much writing while the writers are on strike. Some contract or threat of something prevents him.

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    77. Re:Call Jon Stewart by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I have all of this right:

      1. Dateline and TDS are exact equivalents because they're both *really* only about selling ad time.
      2. All commercial TV is about hypnotizing people into watching ads, so all such programming is utterly worthless.
      3. The only non-commercial media outlets are "welfare", so they're worthless and stupid too.
      4. All of us out here are suckass tards because we bother to even discuss the relative merits of any of these features of our lives.

      I'm honestly not trying to straw-man you. But, bottom line, is there *anything* you're not completely cynical about? I mean, it sounds like, to you, infants and disaster victims are all just obvious parasites trying to cage free goodies, right? :-)

    78. Re:Call Jon Stewart by dkf · · Score: 1

      it's also not as though [The Daily Show has] actors playing Bush, Cheney, Rice, Craig, etc. in skits. Now that would be a sight to see indeed, and would no doubt improve all their poll ratings too. Bush in a long gown, Cheney in a miniskirt (but nothing too revealing), Rice in... wait, she wears skirts already.

      Oh, you said skits? Ooops. Never mind me...
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    79. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? I assume that this is an award based on surprise that there was anything intelligent in this rant.

      First paragraph: summary

      Second paragraph: " - that's the glory of Welfare Radio. No meaningful bottom line."
      This is essentially contentless rightwing propaganda, but I repeat myself.

      Public radio is supported by, surprise, individual subscribers. You would think that conservatives would laud this concept, except they are probably bitter that they couldn't kill it. They have to maintain an audience that actually listens to the programing. Sure they accept some government money, but then commercial broadcasters have government enforced monopolies. I wonder if we can figure out who gets the welfare?

      Third paragraph: opinion

      Fourth paragraph: Summing it all up just to deliver an attack.

      Yep, same old conservative playbook. And, yes, the sad part is that this was voted insightful.

    80. Re:Call Jon Stewart by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Jon Stewart, however, has the point that they bring up a news story, without levels of bias so thick you can't see through to the actual truth, and then make fun of it going for them. Of course, they're aiming at the twits who would watch ads. But for those who would rather get an overview of important events (and be entertained in the process) than be bombarded with useless detail (such as on cable news), Stewart's the best option.

    81. Re:Call Jon Stewart by unitron · · Score: 1
      Did you know that Charro studied classical guitar with Andres Segovia? The Andres Segovia?

      But then again, so did Estaban.

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    82. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find this whole notion of Jon Stewart's show being about "fake news" insulting to my intelligence. Jon's news are more real than the shit you see on FauxCNNMSNBC. He does precisely what a real news anchor *should* do, namely pick apart the bullshit that the Hollywood/political machinery constantly pushes onto the aforementioned 24 hour news networks. His political analysis is far more witty than anything else on TV.

    83. Re:Call Jon Stewart by xhrit · · Score: 1

      Don't look at exactly how much oil the United States imports from Iraq. Look at exactly how much oil China imports from Iraq.

    84. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wanna fsck them

      "fuck".

    85. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you except for the Paris's tits comment. She doesn't have any.

    86. Re:Call Jon Stewart by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Ditto. I bet she's a fuckin' tiger in the sack, especially after a could of good bong rips.

      I really doubt it now. Every action she takes says she thinks she's unworthy, she hates herself, she has no self-esteem. Her recent musical performances have been "lazy." (She sometimes doesn't even bother lip-syncing to the pre-recorded music, just sortof shuffling around on stage). I'd think she'd be pretty lazy in the sack as well. Not worth the effort.

    87. Re:Call Jon Stewart by daemonenwind · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, Dateline is never presented as a "serious" news program.

      Sit down and watch the NBC Nightly News, then watch Dateline.

      Note: NBC Nightly News:
      Leads in with a restrained, newspapery-font, and trumpet music
      Anchor wears a dark suit, white shirt, conservative tie.
      Topics are always news of national or political significance, with a possible human-focus segment at the end for filler.
      Lighting and colors are subdued.

      Note: Dateline
      Leads in with tension-building music that sounds like a techno remix, often customized to the news story receiving main focus.
      Anchor is Ann Curry, a carry-over from The Today Show, which is news/talk show fusion, and not considered serious. (anchors never cross these formats, save Katie Couric, who is largely considered a failure in her new role, and older newsmen hated the selection)
      Topics are always of a sensationalist nature; the headline for the website even says, "News stories about crime, celebrity and health"
      Anchors never wear white shirts, always an off pastel (a sign of a somewhat relaxed situation - white shirts are more formal, gives a harsher/crisper look)
      Lighting and colors echo the usual news to carry over teh Newsiness.

      In other words, the signs are there for those who care to see them. Neither of these shows hide what they are. In fact, they're rather clear about it, when you care to pay attention. The problem is, most people don't pay attention. And judging about your comments about Dateline, that includes you.

      The Daily Show may not hide what it is, but nonetheless, some people do get _all_ their news there, which leaves them believing the comedic point-of-view they give is the only valid one. That is the essential problem.

  7. Has the world gone mad? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't care if Nicole Ritchie had a loose bowel movement today. Or any of that "believe and achieve" bullshit. News is news. If I wanted this brand of news, I would turn on MTV.

    For quite a few years now, the only place I have gone for objective reporting on real American news is the BBC and Reuters. So I suppose the world hasn't gone mad. Only American media has.

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    1. Re:Has the world gone mad? by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      I don't care if Nicole Ritchie had a loose bowel movement today.
      I had Nicole Ritchie IN a loose bowel movement today you insensitive clod!
      Which raises the question, what the hell happened new years eve?
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  8. Kurt Cobain on the TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you hear Kurt Cobain was on the TV? ...and on the carpet, the walls, the furniture...

    1. Re:Kurt Cobain on the TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny and all.. I mean, I laughed. But from what I've seen in photographs, it wasn't messy at all. He used a small shotgun (16 or 20 gauge I believe, with some kind of light ammunition) that did the job and didn't create a mess. I think the only mess was the small amount of blood that leaked out of the roof of his mouth where the hole was... and the flower pot he knocked off the table. Or something.

    2. Re:Kurt Cobain on the TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the Kurt Cobain beer. Very bitter, no head.

  9. Good points! by link5280 · · Score: 1

    This is a very good article. However, I wonder if the reporters were granted more freedom on reported news content if viewership and awareness would actually change. Over the past 10 to 15 years the choices on how and when news content can be viewed has changed dramatically. I remember watching the news each evening with my Dad when I was younger. Now I just hop on the internet and find the headlines that catch my attention, I rarely watch the evening news on TV anymore. Yet the internet has about the same quality of reporting on most stories, not very well written or very in-depth. But I have the freedom to view them at anytime. Anyway, Hockenberry sums it up; producers will choose content they believe will get them the most viewers, it's all about rating and money.

    1. Re:Good points! by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Yet the internet has about the same quality of reporting on most stories, not very well written or very in-depth. But I have the freedom to view them at anytime.

      This is incredibly untrue. When you're using the internet to get your news the source depends upon you. You can get your news from Joe Blog and CNN, or you can get it from China, Russia, India, Pakistan, Israel, Iraq, Turkey, etc etc. Each news organization puts its own spin on things, but with the Internet you've got every opportunity to link multiple stories of the same event together and get an excellent picture of what the world sees.

      If that's not how you're seeing the news online, then it's your own laziness at fault, and you might as well just stick to cable.

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  10. The Answer is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't watch the news anymore. I've only watched about 2 hrs of tv per week for the last 6 years. All of a sudden, when somebody brings up stupid tabloid pap, my eyes glaze over and I simply reply "Oh, I don't watch TV. Havn't heard of that." Next conversation please!

    1. Re:The Answer is... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Yeah, dismissing other people out of hand like that is the sure route to popularity.

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    2. Re:The Answer is... by binford2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      *ONLY* 2hrs of TV a week? Jesus, I think that if I watched that much TV, my brain would fall right out of my asshole.

    3. Re:The Answer is... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      I agree with Binford, although I think it's quite funny that "Binford2k" was the name of a product on Tool Time, but maybe he's just into archeology... About four years ago I went TV-less. I no longer own a television, and get all of my news from other sources, although I still download the occasional south park episode.

      How has it affected me? I'm more productive, have more time for slashdot and other forms of entertainment, and feel much less politically biased. The downside is that I have no idea who the latest pregnant crack whore pop star is. I really don't know how many kids Britney Paris Spears has, or whether she's married. I don't know the exact death toll of the Iraq War, but I have a pretty good understanding of most of the arguments surrounding the war.

      In short, I wish more people would give up television entirely. It's a dangerous addiction and it's helping people waste their lives away.

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    4. Re:The Answer is... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      If you watched that much TV, at least it wouldn't have to fall far.

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    5. Re:The Answer is... by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1
      Agreed.

      I'd like to take this moment to announce that I actually have a girlfriend that agrees with me on this. She also just told me that she doesn't want to dual-boot Linux and Windows-- she's running Ubuntu exclusively. I couldn't be more proud.

      And she's cute, to boot!

      /brag>

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    6. Re:The Answer is... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, but... Does she have a sister?

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    7. Re:The Answer is... by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1

      Trust me, you don't want anywhere near that shit.

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  11. Very very simple to answer... by yroJJory · · Score: 4, Informative

    What's wrong with TV news? It receives Nielsen Ratings. That means they are not treated as informational, but rather as entertainment and require audience share (in the eyes of those who watch the "bottom line").

    And I'm not the only one who thinks this. There are papers about this very subject.

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    1. Re:Very very simple to answer... by YU5333021 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But to play devil's advocate here, what's wrong about Nielsen Ratings? After all, it tells us (to a fair degree of accuracy) what people are willing to watch and what they aren't. Turns out local news that start the program with weather alerts, sports analysis, and a human interest story, are doing a lot better than the ones that will be discussing the most recent UN resolution on global poverty or the likes. Give people what they want, and if it's celebrity death matches that they want, so be it. Internet has more than filled the information niche that was unavailable to us 10 years ago. I have never felt more informed than today.

      The heartbreak comes from the fact that our common citizens are willing to settle for so much less. Have you seen the voting turnout percentages? It fits appropriately with the quality of television media as a source of any relevant information. This country is so big (population and geography wise) that we are largely detached from each other on certain levels. To be trivial for a second, all stats point to this country having a religious majority, yet I don't think I know a single person that has gone to a church since childhood, if ever. At the same time, any brand or product that wants national recognition will have to be equally appealing to my type and to those whom I may not have anything in common with. I can't blame the media for trying to do the same: appeal to as many people without alienating anyone. Thus we have reality TV shows about ex-football players who have to dance with dead celebrities in order to save us from a zombie attack!

      And stay tuned to find out which popular breakfast cereal could probably give you anal leakage, and kill your mother. After the weather report, with Al.

    2. Re:Very very simple to answer... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but given the state of TV news and American culture, low voter turnout is the only upside left. If all these misinformed idiots were voting--oh shit, they are.

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    3. Re:Very very simple to answer... by YU5333021 · · Score: 1

      Touche my friend. It's almost the classical chicken and egg argument. Who came first, misinformed masses feeding the fire behind a pathetic media, or pathetic media turning the otherwise upstanding citizens into uninformed morons?

      The answer is probably a lot less interesting, and it has to do with gradual slipping of intellectual standards; both personal and collective.

    4. Re:Very very simple to answer... by yroJJory · · Score: 1

      That only matters if they can count the votes.

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  12. We already know this by Oddster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are once again experiencing the century-old practice of Yellow Journalism. In fact, I would say that media's role in how the Spanish-American War was sold to the public is disturbingly parallel to that of the invasion of Iraq, just with Karl Rove at the helm instead of William Randolph Hearst. What we think is this new medium of "infotainment" is simply an update of sensationalism.

    Unfortunately, history and civics education in the US are so atrocious that I would not expect many Americans to remember any of this, making us doomed to repeat mistakes from a hundred years ago.

    1. Re:We already know this by deniable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try Rupert Murdoch instead of Karl Rove and you've got a winner.

    2. Re:We already know this by MrCopilot · · Score: 1

      We are once again experiencing the century-old practice of Yellow Journalism. In fact, I would say that media's role in how the Spanish-American War was sold to the public is disturbingly parallel to that of the invasion of Iraq, just with Karl Rove at the helm instead of William Randolph Hearst. What we think is this new medium of "infotainment" is simply an update of sensationalism.

      Yeah, I kinda think Rupert has dibs on the Hearst Role in this remake.

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    3. Re:We already know this by tsotha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which newspaper does Rove own?

    4. Re:We already know this by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Which newspaper does Rove own?
      Back in 2003? All of them.

  13. But at least by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 5, Funny

    the comments are fair and balanced!

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    1. Re:But at least by Lord+Ikon · · Score: 1

      How I wish this were true. I can count the number of posts supporting the Republican side of politics, or support for Windows, on one hand. Slashdot is just as biased as the TV news, it is just more informative, covers issues that aren't completely worthless, and seems to be teeming with a little more intelligence.

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    2. Re:But at least by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Balance is highly overrated. Well, let me ask you. In order to have a balanced discussion about evolution, should we have equal representation from the so-called "intelligent design" supporters? Under a strict definition of balance, I would argue that we do, but that doesn't mean that we would want such a thing, or that it would be productive of anything. The same, for the most part, holds true for the current Republican administration and Microsoft. The former are proven fascists, and the latter are proven abusive monopolists.

      I would say, I suppose, that what is missing from TV news isn't so much balance as it is simple honesty. I don't care that they portray only one side of the issue, that's their prerogative. What I do care about is that they masquerade as something which they are not. Don't pretend you're giving me the full unbiased story if you are in fact doing no such thing. On /., in comparison as anybody who's been around for a while knows, you may be able to say something dishonestly, but you will SWIFTLY be corrected. You can bash Microsoft unfairly, but if you do so you WILL be corrected and such corrections are moderated +5 Insightful as often anything in my experience. That's what makes the bias here better than TV news--it's honest bias.

  14. Why cover real news... by ChePibe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When rehashing a poll, showing a live feed from a local station, or summarizing whatever happens to be in the latest tabloid can make the money?

    Seriously, folks. Think about it.

    There could be dozens of reporters, embedded with U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan right now. Long-term. Providing up-to-date information, first-hand insight, and actually getting to know the areas they are in.

    But, sadly, this would cost actual money (one could make various political arguments on each side of this as to why it is or is not covered, but let's focus on the bottom-line here). So, instead of, you know, covering these things in an in-depth fashion, the media might, every once in a while, drop in a guy for a 24-48 hour stint with the primary purpose of getting a nice quick video snap of something interesting. Whooptey-freakin'-doo. They'll spend the rest of the time sitting in hotels, out-sourcing reporting to heaven only knows who (and sometimes it appears the reporter doesn't even know). So rather than getting the look from someone who could have some expertise in the area, we get something filtered through Lord only knows who that's working as a stringer.

    Then, instead of more reports, or an in-depth report, we get a short report followed by commentary from someone whose whole qualification on this matter - and all others - is the fact that he/she has an opinion on the matter. It's the same on all the networks, every last one of them. Why pay for reporters to go out and do expensive foot work when you can get short snippets from outsourced reports and then fill air time with someone blathering on about them?

    There are a few good reporters on the ground in Iraq - they're called bloggers, and the reader automatically understands and accepts there's a bias to their reports. But for the most part, the mainstream television media has become a sick joke - whether it's CNN, Fox or MSNBC.

    1. Re:Why cover real news... by DAtkins · · Score: 1

      Hey now... I'd bet those commentators cost quite a bit of money.

      Let's not forget the high quality reporting that you find on the local news stations too. I suppose that I cannot talk about other areas, but my local news sucks worse than any of the 24 hour services. They recently did - I'm not making this up - an in depth report titled "Do you need toothpaste" [spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

      I absolutely hate the way their spots ads run. "Find out who Atlanta police are looking for at 11" As if this little tidbit of information is supposed to entice me any more than a simple "police are looking for a suspect in a robbery in midtown, more at 11". I've seen the guys on the scene doing live reports - I know it has to suck being out there in the winter. 9 times out of 10, I don't need him to be out there in the cold telling me what happened 5 hours ago - he can come inside.

      The problem for all of this is that the people running the news agencies have become another entertainment industry, rather that what it should be, dissemination of information. I know that you win prizes for crap like the toothpaste piece - but I'd be better of learning about road closures, active court cases, or - gosh - operation updates of my local government. Hell, if you want to give me entertainment reports, tell me who is playing in my city.

      I suppose it's better than when they were all owned by a few rich guys who used them as instruments of social propaganda - wait, no, it's still that way.

      How do you really make a good news show that uses the internet properly? Give me the headline, the executive summary, and a link to the full article. If you want to be extra awesome, cross-index the stories with the source information - you know that research a reporter is supposed to do. Then, maybe if you have time, cross-index it with commentary articles. Actually tag articles with an event so I can follow along with the different reports coming in that all relate the the same thing. It's not hard! The news agencies do it for their internal systems already!

      I was in England the other day and I was watching the news there. It still sucked, but they did have a really nice segment called no commentary that shows raw video footage without voice over narration. It was awesome. Also they had news about these things called other countries - all commonwealth countries - but other countries nonetheless. They still had commentaries though, with American commentators no less. [sigh] If you need to fill time CNN, I'm sure that Al Jazeera, Hindustan News, etc (other foreign television news) would have plenty to fill the lineup.

      Also, remember after 9/11 how all the news agencies swore they were going to talk about important news again? Yeah, I didn't remember that happening either. The 4th Establishment is getting as lazy as the first 3. Bah.

    2. Re:Why cover real news... by localman · · Score: 1

      Why cover real news when rehashing a poll, showing a live feed from a local station, or summarizing whatever happens to be in the latest tabloid can make the money?

      I hear you, and you're right. But I keep thinking that a lot of people are driven by passion too, instead of just money by itself. No really, don't laugh... I've met a few. I may be one. My point is: doesn't anyone in media care about doing something great? Even if it isn't the most financially successful thing? Or even if it's not the most profitable? Aren't there journalists, TV producers, talent, etc, that want to do something revolutionary, memorable, powerful, and right? Like... reporting the news?

      Cheers.

    3. Re:Why cover real news... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      It's not just that it would cost money to provide factual reports of what's going on in our wars because the intensity with which people would be gripped by those reports would more than pay for those costs -- much more so than a report of what dress Paris Hilton took off last night, at least.

      The difference with this war from any other is the fact that the press is strictly forbidden to report on virtually anything. The US Army controls the ground and they tell the corporate reporters what they can and cannot film, say, or write about. Anyone who dares to even TRY to circumvent these so-called laws, will not only lose their job and cause their corporate "sponsor" a shitton of money, but they may just as well be tried for treason.

      This is not a time of freedom of speech. Apparently freedom of speech knows boundaries in today's age. The fact that a reporter cannot divulge information that the Army feels would drop troop morale, enrage the US constituency, or "embolden" the enemy is not much different that the chain-link fenced-in "free speech" zones that are cropping up anytime there is a protest on a college campus or in a international organization meeting.

      We do indeed live in different times. Words no longer mean what they meant, which seems to make them all the more powerful if you can manage to sneak them around all the barriers.

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  15. printed journalism always will trump broadcast by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    Because the networks & 24/7 news channels require viewers to stay-tuned through the commercials, they highlight the sensational and avoid the tedious. Stories that discuss the actual workings of government are commercial poison. This is a fundamental weakness of the medium of broadcast journalism.

    Printed is the only hope.


    Seth

    1. Re:printed journalism always will trump broadcast by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I'm fast losing hope in print media as well. I'm watching newspapers attempt to reclaim their audience be essentially becoming printed TV news. Our local paper, which I recall being pretty good a decade ago, is eschewing real reporting for quoting people and calling it a day. Real reporting includes quotes, but it also requires checking the speakers' facts when possible. They've cited Wikipedia several times in the past few weeks (just what I've seen), and they crib their weather stories from a Denver paper -- in spite of the fact that we have a NOAA center literally down the road a couple miles from them. (It's a local call!) The stories they run as big news seem to often be geared towards creating a furor where none legitimately exists or pandering to idiocy: we've had stories recently about "Indigo children" and "the world will end in 2012... the Mayans said so."

      Honestly, it's hard to not lose hope in the face of this.

    2. Re:printed journalism always will trump broadcast by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose you actually read newspapers, otherwise you would know better.

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  16. Journalism and Journalism Majors by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have worked in and around newsrooms from college on and I know, firsthand, where much of the problem lies. Journalism, that is, the finding and reporting of facts, has little to do with a journalism major, which is primarily interested in "the proper form." As the article says, "the emotional center," or, more specifically, an insulated and insular group of people attempting to capture the attention of the audience.

    There was a study done on mid-level news markets about eight or nine years ago, and what they found is that reporters have a lot in common with one another. They tend to rent, not to buy. (This is quite understandable, as "two weeks notice" doesn't happen in news; more often a person finds out of Friday that they don't need to come back on Monday.) They tend to live in the city rather than suburban or rural areas. (Again, understandable given the commute.) They tend to be single rather than married (stability issues again) and use certain services more than others-- transit, fitness centers, and so on. The upshot was that the necessary living patterns for reporters-- again, not big-city reporters, but mid-market types-- meant both that a certain point of view was attracted to the lifestyle, and that the point of views of the people involved would necessarily change.

    And that viewpoint-- we're not talking political here, though it does play a role-- agrees with 2% of the wider US population. Two percent.

    Or in other words, the viewpoints of 98% of the population are foreign to the average reporter. Moreover, the average reporter is your typical person, which by and large means the vast majority of them are, basically, lazy. How many of you just get through your day, doing the basic minimum that your job requires? Well, imagine what that's like as a reporter, when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck to report the facts, but instead have them breathing down your neck to "find the emotional center." That reporter's going to find the emotional center, and is almost certainly going to do so using a mental template (Insert Issue A into Slot B and add Cute Kid/Pet/Quip at end.) You end up with lazy reporting.

    Lazy reporting gets you those stories about farmers that always seem to imply that they must be hicks, or slow, or obsessed with "weird things" because they aren't smart/hip/normal enough to move to the city, like "real people." Or the ones that as what [X racial group] thinks about a subject, as if a vast group of people who share a few alleles must have similar opinions. Or, in the most common template of them all, the good little underdog against the evil corporation/city council/religious group.

    Why do I get my news online? Because a well-done story, linked back to source documents and complete transcripts, is yards and away from "San Francisco tiger mauls two and kills one; blood and guts at eleven" (past teasers and grainy footage and the obligatory Horrified Bystander.) I know what news is, and I don't confuse it with reality-entertainment.

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    1. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best reply to the article so far... further up we have people randomly railing about Bush and Karl Rove, and just below this someone says that the problem is that the CIA controls everything. So this article isn't quite attracting the best Slashdot has to offer. (yes, I Must Be New Here, I know...)

      Anyway, great reply.

    2. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I buy into the idea that "single" is a "viewpoint," at least to the point where it (as you seem to imply; feel free to correct me) makes their work suspect or flawed.

      If you start pulling out enough attributes to describe any career that involves more specialization than, say, entry-level retail, you're likely to find out they "disagree" with an enormous chunk of the population anyway. After a certain point it's kind of appropriate to say "yes, and so what?" If you gave one of those other 98% the same job (and, assuming, a similar set of technical and theoretical skills), I'd be surprised if the same type of reporting, or at least one which rhymed with it, didn't result. (I'd draw parallels with bloggers or something, but my thrown-object insurance has expired.)

      The guy in TFA implies - well, less that than states - that at least at the level of the big networks there's some explicit pressure to produce that kind of reporting, either because it's safe politically or because it's entertaining or because it attracts advertisement viewing units or whatnot. Have you encountered that at all at the level you're at? If not, do you think it's because it's not there, or because there might be less pressure to do so, given smaller/more secure/etc audiences at regional or local levels?

      I have generally noticed that the local newspapers tend to make me considerably less stabby than national newspapers, news television, etc., even taking into account the chunk of them that comes off the major newswires. Then again, I might have simply gotten lucky where I'm at; I dunno.

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    3. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      -- Anecdote_flag -- Senior year of college, this girl we knew came up to a big table of folks at lunchtime. She said she was writing a story about seniors being nervous about "finding a job in this economy". I don't have to tell you what's wrong with this picture (cherry-picking data for sob stories... and from friends!), but it turned out that NONE of us had a story to give her. We all had a plan, or an actual job lined up, and if we didn't then we weren't worried about it. So she stalked off huffy, and kept looking for someone to back-up her views.

      It is worth noting that our group was composed mainly of biology majors. Apparently this journalism chick was worried about her own job prospects, and for very good reasons.

    4. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by defile · · Score: 1

      I have generally noticed that the local newspapers tend to make me considerably less stabby than national newspapers, news television, etc., even taking into account the chunk of them that comes off the major newswires. Then again, I might have simply gotten lucky where I'm at; I dunno.
      Local newspapers make me much more stabby since they don't seem to believe in proofreading.
    5. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have worked in and around newsrooms from college on and I know, firsthand, where much of the problem lies. Journalism, that is, the finding and reporting of facts, has little to do with a journalism major, which is primarily interested in "the proper form."

      Yes, this is known as Newspeak. The real understanding of the problem is when you see just how widespread this is and that it's not just limited to the newsrooms. Look at what has happened throughout the years to words like "conservative" or "liberal" and how many times within one lifetime they change meanings.

      As the article says, "the emotional center," or, more specifically, an insulated and insular group of people attempting to capture the attention of the audience.
      .......

      Well, imagine what that's like as a reporter, when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck to report the facts, but instead have them breathing down your neck to "find the emotional center."

      Odd that the demands made to reporters are to find an emotional appeal, and coincidentally enough that's also the same thing you would look for if your goal was to manipulate people. Hmm, what are the chances of that? And how we love our entertainers! The doctor who cures cancer is going to be a rather anonymous figure one month later, but if someone can sing and dance and act we need to know every last detail of their personal life.

      And that viewpoint-- we're not talking political here, though it does play a role-- agrees with 2% of the wider US population. Two percent.

      For all the talk of diversity, it's amazing how the only form of diversity we don't care about is that of worldviews.

      Lazy reporting gets you those stories about farmers that always seem to imply that they must be hicks, or slow, or obsessed with "weird things" because they aren't smart/hip/normal enough to move to the city, like "real people." Or the ones that as what [X racial group] thinks about a subject, as if a vast group of people who share a few alleles must have similar opinions.

      What these all have in common is that they are about group identity. Lots of lovely "us against them" dynamics can be found here, with a hint of "divide and conquer". To whom would such a thing be useful?

      Or, in the most common template of them all, the good little underdog against the evil corporation/city council/religious group.

      And this one is called "lip service", in this case to the concept of individuality. None of the $underdog vs $large_group conflicts are ever the sort that could truly change or disrupt $social_order aka $business_as_usual. Instead, they're all nice and sanitized and safe and they fit rather neatly within the boundaries of mainstream thought. Any "debate" presented is about which prescribed point of view (typically along a one-dimensional continuum such as left vs. right) more accurately describes the subject and is therefore phony.

      These kinds of patterns are literally everywhere in mass media. They are not at all limited to this one example. You should draw your own conclusions as to what this means. One idea is that modern "democracies" accomplish with propaganda (sometimes called anonymous authority) the same degree of control that despots of old accomplished with the sword (overt authority); with the second method the people knew very well that control was being exerted.
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    6. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 1

      It almost certainly depends on the local paper in question. My mother has been know to quip "It's a pity we don't have a local paper" because our local big-city paper is almost entirely devoted to the AP feed and fluff stories instead of, you know, local news.

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    7. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 1

      Single is a viewpoint in that a person who is single will be more interested in single things such as dating services and what to do in a new or failing relationship, as opposed to a person in a long-term relation ship who may be more interested in, say, kids. Obviously, many people move from a single viewpoint, but I have amazed and astonished people by speaking of the group of friends I have which is composed of singles AND married couples with kids; apparently there is a widespread perception that the two groups are incompatible and you belong to the Single group or the Relationship group. When you move from one category to the other, heaven forbid you keep the same group of friends...

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    8. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by Paladin144 · · Score: 1
      THANK YOU!! Finally, somebody who gets it.

      It's not just about ratings. The real reason news sucks so bad is far more insidious. The oligarchy uses the media to maintain their control over us. No matter how stupid they look doing it.

      Pop quiz, everybody: What's the difference between America and every other brutually oppressive empire that has ever stained the earth?

      Answer: America has better PR.

    9. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Only two percent of the US population rents in cities, exercises, and uses airlines/subways/buses? There is no way that is an accurate number. In the 18-30 age group, I suspect a majority does all three of those things. Just with that group, you are already way over 2% of the population.

      Sure, the TV news bitches about airline travel way too much, and that's probably because they use it a lot, but they also bitch about the price of gas at least as much.

      I'm just going to dismiss your post... you say "there was a study" but the results, as you describe them, don't pass the sniff test.

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    10. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      As the article says, "the emotional center," or, more specifically, an insulated and insular group of people attempting to capture the attention of the audience.
      Funny, I honestly read that as "an INSULTING and insular group of people attempting to capture the attention of the audience."
    11. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by ragerover · · Score: 1

      Someone as experienced in journalism as you claim to be wouldn't cite a study without a few more references. What study are you citing?

    12. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly convinced I lucked out with my local paper; it is mostly feed stuff, but the front page - hell, the bulk of the first section, there usually being five or six per paper - is usually local or provincial stuff, and generally well-done.

      In any case, there's at least the option of that sort of thing happening at that level, which is something.

      And, well, we've got Bruce Mackinnon doing our editorial cartoons a lot of the time. The rest could be Fox News: The Magazine and it'd still even out on that account. ;)

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    13. Re:Journalism and Journalism Majors by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Odd that the demands made to reporters are to find an emotional appeal, and coincidentally enough that's also the same thing you would look for if your goal was to manipulate people. Hmm, what are the chances of that? And how we love our entertainers! The doctor who cures cancer is going to be a rather anonymous figure one month later, but if someone can sing and dance and act we need to know every last detail of their personal life.

      Old comment! I believe the reason for this is that people, in general, love to watch other people destroy themselves. "The fall from grace" has been a popular topic throughout history, and the celebrity worship is just the modern-day update. Not a lot of attention is paid to the celebrities who have their act together, but lots of time and photos are paid to "X caught cheating on Y," "disasterous plastic surgery photos," "Celebrity Z caught driving drunk," "look who is checking into rehab," and general leering at extravagance. You'll have the occasional "let's do some stories on that nice British royal," but in generous, celebrity news focuses on the negative.

  17. Yeah, read this yesterday by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A pretty good piece.

    But it's not new. You can go back to Aleister Crowley complaining about the press (and he was a "celebrity" who constantly ended up in the press) being a bunch of hacks with an agenda - and that was back in the late 1800's. Hitler said the same thing except he blamed it all on the Jews.

    Some years back former CIA director William Casey publicly said that ALL the mainstream media was either owned (through fronts) or controlled by the CIA. He wasn't joking when he said it.

    I see nothing on the air to discredit that statement. Quite a few people have pointed out that large numbers of (supposedly) "ex"-CIA analysts are doing the writing and editing for most of the major media - even including some of the (supposedly) left wing "alternative" media. The excuse is that CIA analysts are good at producing concise, condensed recaps of analytical material - which makes them great journalists.

    Except as General Gogol said, "Nobody ever leaves the KGB."

    And once you get beyond the CIA, you've got corporate interests - and beyond, corporate stupidity - and beyond that, personal incompetence and stupidity.

    How "news" could survive that chain of barriers without being completely useless is beyond me.

    Look at today - we've got a bit of "news" coming out of India that supposedly Benazir Bhutto was shot with some kind of laser gun!

    Right. I'll buy that for a dollar. More disinformation to confuse the matter, so that anybody who thinks she was killed by the Pakistani government looks like a "conspiracy nut".

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    1. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      Do you have any references for the Casey quote about the media? I'm really quite curious about that.

    2. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

      Musharraf already destroyed his credibility by repeatedly insisting that Bhutto fell and hit her head, despite multiple video accounts that contradicted him.

      I honestly don't think the government needed to do much here tho.. there are enough people who are angry, deluded and vocal enough that Pakistan will be in trouble for a while, regardless of the outcomes of any election.

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    3. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by ThousandStars · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interestingly enough, Bob Woodward came to speak at Clark University when I was an undergrad, and during the Q & A some idiot got up and blathered a conspiratorial question about the CIA and censorship that was about as stupid as your post. Woodward responded with something to the effect of, "Do you think anyone could stop me from publishing something that's true?" he went on to say?" It was a rhetorical question from someone who actually knows what's he's talking about directed at a fool weaned on Internet conspiracy theories, and it was as effective a silencer of your type as I've ever seen.

    4. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone remember what the Church committee found?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird

    5. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Quite a few people have pointed out that large numbers of (supposedly) "ex"-CIA analysts are doing the writing and editing for most of the major media - even including some of the (supposedly) left wing "alternative" media

      Since the topic is media criticism, perhaps you would like to try applying some critical thinking to those claims.

      The thing about the media industry is, anybody can get a job in it -- maybe not as an editor, but as a receptionist, a copy clerk, a janitor. I worked in "the major media" for years, and the idea that the movers and shakers are CIA operatives is patently insane.

    6. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by Paladin144 · · Score: 2, Informative
      You are so naive. It's cute. But also a little sad.

      The problem is that you were listening to the sellout half of Woodward & Bernstein. His former partner Carl Bernstein wrote an article about the CIA's infiltration of the mainstream media (it's called Operation Mockingbird and it's no conspiracy theory. It's conspiracy fact) and was never heard from in the MSM again.

      So, tell me again how my "type" is silenced again?

    7. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I can't find a source for the quote after some searching, but there is a similar one allegedly made by Casey at his first staff meeting in 1981 to the effect that "we'll know our disinformation campaign is effective when everything the American public believes is false." There's an article here that addresses the issue in the context of the rise of neoconservatism.

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    8. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Like you'd know.

      People who carry water for the CIA don't go around announcing themselves - and they don't work as receptionists.

      William Casey was a classic example - he was a major businessman before he went CIA and in a CIA row over a news story by ABC News accusing the CIA of murder, apparently his former company tried to take over ABC. That's something that would be well above your pay grade.

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  18. Hate to respond to my own post, but... by ChePibe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Might I recommend highly the Newshour with Jim Lehrer to all readers?

    The program features actual experts. That don't yell over each other. Each has time to form a response to questions. It's amazing, astounding, the best TV news available, period.

    1. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yes, we get that here in Australia - much better than your average US export.

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    2. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Newshour is a good show. Keith Olberman's countdown is good, but then he does do that "Keeping Tabs" segment with the loser from the Village Voice making snide comments about celebrities.

    3. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by WindowlessView · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Might I recommend highly the Newshour with Jim Lehrer to all readers?

      The Newshour is decent only relative to competition. True, they are willing to devote 15 or 20 minutes to a topic and don't yell over each other. However, they rarely ask tough questions and never force tough answers. Politicians know it is a safe place to spin.

      If you look at the composition of guests on the Newshour your realize they are as bad as anyone else, just better behaved. The "experts" tend to be from the usual corporate funded think tanks. If anything, being in DC, it is worst than most shows in booking the standard power elite stooges. You can count on one hand the number of guests who might actually rock the boat or say something outside the Washington defined limits of the topic.

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    4. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by causality · · Score: 1

      That don't yell over each other.

      That alone has made me want to check them out. It would be quite refreshing compared to the constant attempt to appear to be "intense" and "hard-hitting" and the childish emotional appeal behind it (what a shitty substitute for a worthy subject).
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    5. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to remind people that there's more than 5 hours in a day, and more than 2 days in a week.

      In short, there's time for michael musto to make snide comments about the latest celeb fuckup, Worst/Best Person in the World, Oddball, and yet there's also time for keith to have guys like Dana Milbank and John Dean on to talk about more nuanced political coverage and give them a decent amount of time on the show.

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    6. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Might I recommend highly the Newshour with Jim Lehrer to all readers?

      You can, but those of us who have seen it will still laugh at you.

      The program features actual experts.

      In other words, their talking heads are slightly more accurate than the talking heads on other crappy news programs.

      That don't yell over each other.

      Yes they do. Just not all the time ala CNN/FOX.

      It's amazing, astounding, the best TV news available, period.

      Talking heads aren't news. It's purely a debate show. Their actual news coverage is short, sparse, and superficial.

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    7. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Olberman is an big-mouthed, washed up jock trying to sound smarter than he really is. The Worst-Person-in-the-World segment gets my vote for the Worst-News-Segment-Not-on-Fox-News Award.

    8. Re:Hate to respond to my own post, but... by saratchandra · · Score: 1

      It may be the best news available to you on TV but not 'The Best'. The PBS News Hour always provides two sides to a 'factual story' too, be it 'Global Warming' or 'Latest NIE Report Findings'. It features the uber moron, David Brooks. 'BBC News' is the closest thing to unbiased news that you get on TV in the US. And if you are really lucky, you can watch Amy Goodman(Democracy Now) on Cable/Satellite/Public television at some places.

  19. They have to sell commercials by Thaelon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's wrong with TV news? They have to sell commercial time, so they air only the most sensational stories. Or the spice real news up to be sensational in order to sell commercial time. What's wrong is they claim to be in the business of providing news when they're really in the business of selling commercial time to advertisers. And the need for many viewers to watch these commercials are the reason for the sensational news.

    Slashdot is about as guilty. See repeated stories of "bricking" where no devices were irrecoverably harmed, that is, "bricked".

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    1. Re:They have to sell commercials by gooman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish I had mod points for you. You got it right, a little glib, but right.

      In the U.S. today ALL NEWS MEDIA (T.V. Radio, Newspapers and Magazines) are nothing more than advertising delivery methods.
      You can argue all you want about bias, agenda, fair, unfair... It's all irrelevant.
      Accurately informing the public is not close to a priority anymore. Selling advertising is.

      The Daily Show with it's "bite the hand that feeds it" attitude is only done to appear edgy and thereby appeal to the demographic. If the ratings weren't there, the advertisers would leave and the show would be gone. Personally, I find it sad that so many here claim it as a major source of their news. Funny and entertaining, maybe, but a major source of information? No.

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    2. Re:They have to sell commercials by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot is about as guilty. See repeated stories of "bricking" where no devices were irrecoverably harmed, that is, "bricked".
      Slashdot is a small community of like minded people that submits news stories to editors whom are recognized to be worthy of deciding what is relevant. The site is owned by Sourceforge and is mostly controlled by CmdrTaco, who has largely resisted corporatization.

      TV news goes out to millions of viewers every day and is owned by corporate interests such as GE, Viacom, and News Corp. These companies control the integrity of their newsrooms, and control the content that keeps Joe Public informed.

      Sadly, even though the Slashdot editors/submitters have less of a responsibility to the public, they do a better job than most newsrooms. I get more information reading just the summaries in the politics section than I could ever get watching TV news.
    3. Re:They have to sell commercials by catchblue22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's wrong with TV news? They have to sell commercial time, so they air only the most sensational stories. Or the spice real news up to be sensational in order to sell commercial time. What's wrong is they claim to be in the business of providing news when they're really in the business of selling commercial time to advertisers. And the need for many viewers to watch these commercials are the reason for the sensational news.

      You seem to be operating under the assumption that our current model for funding TV news by commercials is a commandment written in stone. It is not. If funding TV news by commercials has led to a debasement in the quality of news, then we need to change the funding model. The function of the News Media is to serve the public good by providing the public with an accurate view of reality. Perhaps these media giants should be forced by law, as a condition of their use of the public airwaves to set aside a fixed amount of money to fund the news; that funding should go to a separate and independent organization/department that will gather and report the news. This type of "separation of powers" would almost certainly reduce the kind of corruption I read about in the article.

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    4. Re:They have to sell commercials by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Here here. I also agree. It got me thinking though, and perhaps this is a topic for an "Ask Slashdot" (or perhaps it's even been covered before), but what sources to most Slashdotters use for news? Are there particular RSS feeds, or news sites that a lot of us like more/less than others? If so, what do we all like/dislike about each?

      Personally, I like a broad range of information sources (including various political leanings) as there's never going to be any source that is completely without bias of any kind, so I'd rather sample many sources, and sift what seem to be the common principles. I'm always interested in new perspectives, and wondered if anyone had any particular recommendations. I'll start off by recommending Netvibes as an aggregator that I love. I like that I can sign in from any computer and have my personalized feeds/pages in the same format whenever I want, and that I can add whatever feeds I like.

    5. Re:They have to sell commercials by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      You seem to be operating under the assumption that our current model for funding TV news by commercials is a commandment written in stone.
      I know it isn't written in stone. It's just an observation of how it really is today.

      Perhaps these media giants should be forced by law, as a condition of their use of the public airwaves to set aside a fixed amount of money to fund the news; that funding should go to a separate and independent organization/department that will gather and report the news.
      A nice idea, but these lampreys would still need to push for the success of their host companies in order to stay in "business". And if they're wholly government subsidized, they lose all real motivation. They be come comfortable and lose all motivation.

      What invariably happens when people are required to do something that isn't for personal gain is it gets done poorly and slowly. See the DMV. See [government project]. There's no competition, there's no drive to improve, there's only the requirement of adequacy.

      And on the flip side, when there is personal gain available, all other considerations become secondary. Horrible, unscrupulous, scoundrelous (I made up a word!) things are done. Repeatedly. To millions.

      Somewhere there's a happy middle ground, but finding it and keeping it there may prove improbably difficult.
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  20. The medium (TV) itself creates a bias too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I didn't see mentioned in the article is that the television medium itself appears to create a bias. There is a limit to people's attention span which imposes a limit on the length of a news bulletin and thus on the length and amount of stories. Also, television is an inherently visual medium. When I compare the stories from television with those from the internet or the newspapers, I always find that the bulletins on television always skip over those stories that either don't have a strong visual component or cannot be adequately explained in less than about three minutes. Perhaps television is just not the best medium for news.

  21. Show over substance by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    JibJab had a pretty good piece about it, What we call the news.

    News, or rather, reports about events that moved the world or had some serious impact for national and international developments, got replaced by patched together stories about some celebrities doing some crap. Now, what kind of "news" is that? What kind of "information" is that? Who the fuck cares whether some blonde bimbo shits into the pool of her ex? But we don't get to hear that some countries in Africa are fighting over their border, which can and does have some impact in our lives, even if it only leads to more expensive coffee.

    Sit down for the next news and watch carefully what you get to hear. How much is about politics, how much about technology, how much about tabloid news (i.e. celebrities and other petty, meaningless, pointless and mindless rubbish)? You'll notice that the last category takes up a sizable portion if not the majority of the "information" you get.

    Then, watch politics closely. How much is national, how much international? And how much of the national news is more than thinly veiled election advertisment?

    How much is actually information, and how much is just something "inciting", something to speak to your heart rather than to your mind?

    That's what's wrong with the news. It's not about information anymore.

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    1. Re:Show over substance by drspliff · · Score: 1

      I get a pretty good idea of the difference, but until seeing some of the worst moments of FOX (e.g. blatant neo-con suckups) I only really thought the news channels were a bit shallow.

      For example (whats on now):
      * FOX - Caucus countdown - and has been for ages. Dumbing it down quite nicely.
      * CNN - Fairly well rounded comparison of the different candidates, fairly blatant focus on how evangelical christianity makes some candidates better people (ahaha...)
      * CNBC - Market trends today - as usual.
      * BBC - 5 minutes on the US elections, stuff from Kenya and price of oil ($100 a barrel).
      * Bloomberg - Elections again...
      * CBS News - Uhh... elections...

      Only CNBC and BBC seem to be covering anything other than the elections, weird. But yeah I very much agree with you, most of it seems to be confined to US news channels - but I still consider TV news to be far less reliable or in-depth compared to just getting it yourself from 3 or 4 different sources - unless you want a quick 10 minute summary.

    2. Re:Show over substance by rfunches · · Score: 1

      I usually have CNBC on during market hours and their coverage today was skewed because of the huge market moves. Normally CNBC would air at least a few pieces per hour of election/primary coverage, usually talking about which candidates would be best for Wall Street. Plus CNBC has an entire hour dedicated to politics anchored by Larry Kudlow, a steadfast Republican. If not for the 200+ point loss in the Dow and oil [questionably] hitting $100 you would have seen more coverage of it.

      CNBC has definitely fiddled with their "lowest common denominator" setting, though. There's been increased coverage of Hollywood, even before the writer's strike, and CNBC's media & entertainment editor has been making frequent appearances of late, sometimes as a guest host. Then you have the "average folks'" shows: stock-picking madness in the form of Mad Money and Fast Money. The network has definitely shifted away from its all-business focus. Heck, I remember the afternoon of 9/11 the anchors reminding viewers that as a financial network they had the responsibility to report from a business standpoint first (the economic impact).

    3. Re:Show over substance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to point out that JibJab piece debuted at the Congressional Correspondents dinner -- you know, where a bunch of reporters get together with the people they are covering to burp the battle hymn of the republic (I have no idea why all the videos of that are gone from CSPAN and YouTube) and watch people rap.

      I'm a member of the gallery and thought the piece was funny, but I wonder how strong message it is when the broadcast media and the current administration are all sitting around laughing at it during a good ol' boys party.

    4. Re:Show over substance by matty619 · · Score: 1
      A lot of it depends on what time you're watching. If you're watching during prime time, you're much more likely to encounter a story about some missing white woman. These are the hours when they feel they have to compete with pure entertainment channels. Its the price we pay for having at least 5 major 24 hour news stations. Back in the day, you got Walter Cronkite once a night telling you "that's the way it is" and that was the extent of it.

      I think even though we tend to be cynical about TV news, overall, the coverage is much more in depth than we got from the pre cable tv networks.

      -M@

    5. Re:Show over substance by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I disagree. Yes, we get more information. But the quality decreased.

      It's not even really more. We just get to hear it more often. I mean, how much does actually happen in the world? When you have news around the clock, you're prone to repetition, every hour or every other hour.

      Also, longer newscast and 24/7 news doesn't mean that you get more in depth information. You get more opinion, not more information. You get more people yacking over the same topic, telling you their opinion about it, but you don't get more background information, no honest discussion of a topic, not a report from all angles. Everyone wants to sell you their angle instead.

      I remember when our public broadcasting, which was a fair lot like the BBC, had news, documentaries and political discussions worth watching. You had an hour of news every day, and about twice a week they invited the politicians of our two leading parties to discuss a topic and present their opinions and solutions for the problem at hand. You could actually see the difference between them and make a sensible decision for a side.

      This got replaced by "newsflashes" cluttered between the shows, none longer than 5 or 10 minutes, which brush past the key topics (read: celebrities smiling into the cam and, if there's time left, "some politician did something"), and the "political discussions" we get today are usually limited to the weeks before elections, where they simply repeat their slogans over and over without even touching the subjects. Now, why should I watch that crap?

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    6. Re:Show over substance by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      I've given up most TV (OK, I watch the Weather Channel), and I stopped reading Time and Newsweek twenty years ago. For a while I went with US News & World report, but lately I've been subscribed to The Economist. Not that I have must time to read the hardcopy, but as a subscriber I can read all of the articles via an RSS feed, plus they provide an audio edition that is the complete text of every issue, which I can download to my MP3 player as listen to as I commute.

      The moral is, don't read/watch/listen to "mass media", instead go to what the movers and shakers consume.

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  22. It's off the air. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what's wrong with it. The writers' strike has taken my daily dose of not quite fake news off the air. Fortunately the wait will be over next Monday.

  23. You forgot the dupes ... by oneiros27 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot has nothing on dupes compared to the headline news ...

    Well, so long as it involved interns and politicians. I can't remember how many times the news seemed preoccupied with Chandra Levy, Monica Lewinsky, or whatever mostly unimportant event that got covered each day with slightly new 'breaking' information. If you want that, you have to go to Digg to see what each 'breaking' website has on the latest Apple rumors.

    At least Slashdot doesn't do the completely useless teasers ... 'Will we get snow tomorrow?' I'm guessing you could've told me in the time you toyed with telling us before every commercial break, making us think it's going to be on right after the commercials, but saving it for the LAST thing. I'm surprised they haven't tried 'Are tornados coming and should you run for your life? Find out next!'. Nope, we can go straight to the article, discover the article summary was completely inaccurate and/or misleading, without having to sit around for 45 minutes.

    It's crap like this why I don't watch the TV news anymore. I do listen to news on the radio, and they do the same thing, but I get traffic reports every 10 minutes, which is important in the Washington, DC area -- I just don't listen to it for 2 hrs straight, or I know I'll hear the same stories repeated.

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    1. Re:You forgot the dupes ... by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "The sun did not come up this morning, huge cracks have appeared in the earth's surface, and big rocks are falling out of the sky. Details 25 minutes from now on Action Central News."

      This from Carlin in the 70s. Nothing new here.

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  24. There is some hope in Australia by kamatsu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here in Australia, we have one network that is government funded and does not fall victim to any form of sensationalism.

    The Australian Broadcasting Commission, ambiguously referred to as the ABC, is entirely funded by the government and therefore has no interest in ratings. The news and current affairs coverage is usually top-notch, although occasionally it demonstrates a slight left-wing bias.

    I switch to Channel Ten, and I see Sandra Sully cutting to some recycled footage while talking about some cloning technology, and concluding the story with "Of course, human cloning is still many years away." Then, they use computer effects to duplicate Sandra Sully, and the two Sandras say in unison.. "or is it?".. followed by 15 minutes of someone rambling on about "Entertainment News", followed by a cut to the loud and annoying weatherman who spends more time advertising charities than talking about the weather, then cut back to Sandra Sully who will engage in some useless banter with the sport guy. And the sports report is just a veiled advertisement for the sports programme they have on later that night, and then they do some "Australian Idol" news, and finish up to pictures of the beach.

    ABC is at least a safe haven of real journalism. I'm not even sure the people working at Channel Ten are even journalists.

    1. Re:There is some hope in Australia by kiwimade · · Score: 1

      If only the same could be said about New Zealand's TVNZ, which is also funded by the government, but pumps out more than its fair share of rubbish news. At least Radio New Zealand appears to be sticking to decent reporting.

    2. Re:There is some hope in Australia by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Sandra Sully who will engage in some useless banter with the sport guy

      This I really hate. Hours spent in useless clever banter between the hosts.

      Shut up already and stop wasting my time.
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    3. Re:There is some hope in Australia by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      The Australian Broadcasting Commission, ambiguously referred to as the ABC... Yeah, but you gotta admit it's much less ambiguous than the former acronym, "ONX"

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    4. Re:There is some hope in Australia by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I agree! As an Aussie, I cannot think of a single news/current affairs show currently on Australian commercial TV that does not make you feel dumber for having watched it. However I would rank our government stations up there with the best on the planet, go figure!

      ABC news is here, and the GP forgot to mention SBS news, which is our other government station and IMHO has better global coverage.

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    5. Re:There is some hope in Australia by phreakincool · · Score: 0

      So you admit that your government is spoon-feeding you what they want you know. Nice.

    6. Re:There is some hope in Australia by jamesswift · · Score: 1

      a slight left-wing bias

      Hmm according to Stephen Colbert they must be using reality for their information!

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    7. Re:There is some hope in Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Australia, we have one network that is government funded and does not fall victim to any form of sensationalism. Ah, you're talking about SBS news aren't you? :-)

      The Australian Broadcasting Commission, ambiguously referred to as the ABC, is entirely funded by the government and therefore has no interest in ratings. The news and current affairs coverage is usually top-notch, although occasionally it demonstrates a slight left-wing bias. Guess not. This is the network whose chief politcal commentator made the slip "...a win for the ABC" when it was clear the ALP member would defeat the then Liberal Prime Minister in his own seat :-)

      Anyway, the politcal leanings of the people in power at the ABC is well known and documented.
    8. Re:There is some hope in Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar here in Germany, and in the UK (with BBC) I believe. Apart from commercial, privately owned TV which was introduced actually only about 20 years ago, we have several publicly funded independent TV channels which actually provide solid news and documentary programs. I sometimes watch CNN International, and compared to that channel, which I understand is supposed to be the "educated" variant of CNN Domestic, our stuff is pure gold.

      And there you have the heart of the problem I think: commercial TV, funding through advertising and according competition. The moment competing stations get better ratings you're bound to react, and that just turns into a spiral resulting for example in the appalling Iraq war reporting style I've seen on CNN these recent years. In "news flash", broadcasters finally become more concerned about the flash than the news.

      If I was living in the US, I'd turn to BBC World Service if possible. Many of the better US based internet radio stations tend to broadcast BBC either, during those times of the day when they don't provide own programming.

    9. Re:There is some hope in Australia by camg188 · · Score: 1

      Does the Australian Broadcasting Commission and Channel Ten have news shows that compete against each other? If so, could you please report the number of viewers of each?

    10. Re:There is some hope in Australia by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The US has something similar, called PBS, right down to the slighly left of center bias (not that that is necessarily a bad thing).

    11. Re:There is some hope in Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but how can you say no to Sandra Sultry?

    12. Re:There is some hope in Australia by kamatsu · · Score: 1

      They are unfortunately at different times.

      Channel Ten doesn't get much viewers in general for news/current affairs, it's like trying to get something serious out of a network that largely features American sitcoms and cartoons produced by the FOX network.

      Channel Nine is only slightly better in terms of commercial content, and it DOES compete with the ABC, and, as far as I know (I don't have exact metrics) it gets substantially more viewers. Channel Ten doesn't have a current affairs show. Channel Nine does, but it is so mind-bogglingly terrible and sensationalist that I want to take an axe to my expensive TV.

  25. Ob. Con Air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cameron Poe: My first guess would be... a lot.

  26. This is so horrible... by rampant+mac · · Score: 1
    "...and the failure to cover events like [the] Kurt Cobain suicide (except as an Andy Rooney complaint piece)"

    This is terrible, but the radio station where I lived at the time poked so much fun at the death of Kurt Cobain, that, well... the announcer went something like:

    "AND NOW... another DOUBLE SHOT weekend of NIRVANA!" and then they'd play two Nirvana songs back to back. Man that still cracks me up.

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    1. Re:This is so horrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, in my town for a while they inserted a shotgun blast sound into one of their super-popular songs when they played it.

  27. Univision by Nudo · · Score: 1

    This is why I watch Univision (the Spanish Channel). At least they know their language AND English. This way I don't have to deal with pointless US stories about anorexic heiresses and the like. There's also PBS.

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  28. What's wrong with nerd gonads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Case in point: The decline in educational content on channels such as Discovery and TLC."

    Funny you should say that and talk about "lowest common denominator" because today's TLC show is about the anatomy of sex.

    Anyway I don't think the problem is the Internet, but underutilization of broadband. Here's most of America with cable TV and usually a fat pipe between head-end and customer. Use your imagination on that.

  29. Kurt Cobain Suicide importance by Tweekster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry but the failure to cover that story was pretty much right on. It wasnt of any significant importance. I was a fan of his but even can realize the fact that it was pop icon news and nothing more.

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    1. Re:Kurt Cobain Suicide importance by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Here's a rhetorical question for you: What about John Lennon's death? Princess Diana's?

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    2. Re:Kurt Cobain Suicide importance by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only one of them actually changed anything at all. Lennon changed music, and his murder was news like any other murder. Of the others, one was mostly ignored and the others still takes up 100 times more airtime than it ever should have.

      If it involves a celebrity there is a 99% chance that it's fluff and won't make a lick of difference to my life in any way.

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    3. Re:Kurt Cobain Suicide importance by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Lennon and cobain were not even in the same league. Cobains career was actually quite short and during a totally different time with a different society. Lennon actually effected society, cobains biggest effect was well after his death.

      Diana was unimportant at best. For some reason britains love the monarchy and that even extends to the US, i dont know why.

      I wont say cobains death was completely not newsworthy, but to put him in the category of elvis (whom i dont like at all) or lennon is really a different matter all together.

      I do recognize a bit of difference between lennon and cobain. This is coming from a person who has read several books on cobain, still own more CDs of his than most people will ever even realize exist and was never a fan of the beatles. cultural importance is not a factor of my personal taste though.

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  30. To be brutally honest ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what's wrong with television news today. All I know is, I stopped watching it about twenty years ago because of what was wrong with it then.

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  31. Way, way, waaaay too late by smchris · · Score: 1

    Portals like CrooksandLiars and Buzzflash (and, of course, /.) offer a concentration of relevant news that give any single web site, much less the boob tube, a run. Face it, Katie's legs just aren't that good anymore and the dimples are looking pretty cynical.

  32. Watch Network, read Shock Doctrine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The old movie Network used to be a satire, now it is a documentary. The new book Shock Doctrine will reveal the ugly underbelly.

    After you have experienced those works things like Trent Lott's recent retirement make completely repugnant sense and it will be much easier to understand what is not being reported and why.

  33. Very very simple to answer...Pick mine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What's wrong with TV news? It receives Nielsen Ratings. That means they are not treated as informational, but rather as entertainment and require audience share (in the eyes of those who watch the "bottom line")."

    I feel the same way about software. What's up with this whole "This is the year of desktop Linux"? And don't get me started on QA.

  34. Television news? by AJWM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't that about as much an oxymoron as "reality TV"?

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  35. Of course it's entertainment by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    The news has to compete for eyeballs (== ad revenue etc) with movies and other entertainment. This drives the desire for more extreme images/stories, "embedded journalists" etc. It also limits what gets reported to those things which can be presented this way.

    As for educational stuff... well that has to compete too. No more documentaries about dinosaurs, now they're called "Jurassic Crime Scene" with chalk outlines and "What happened here!".

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  36. There Is No Audience by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The total evening network news audience now stands at around 26 million, down about a million from the year before. It has now dropped by about 1 million a year for the last 25 years.

    Ratings, which count the number of television sets in the U.S. tuned to a given program, declined almost 4% between November 2005 and November 2006, falling to 18.2, down from 18.9 in November 2005, according to data from Nielsen Media Research.1 That is about the same pace as in recent years.2

    Meanwhile, share -- the percentage of just those sets in use at a given time that are tuned to a program -- declined more, 8%, to 34 in November 2006, from 37 the same time in 2005. Now, only about a third of the TV sets in use at the dinner hour are tuned to the network news.

    Those stats are from 2006. After another year, that probably means there's only 25M or fewer viewers. Half the number from 1982. But the rates are much faster than they inummerately describe (they watcht too much TV to be good at math). 1M of 25M is a 4% drop in 2006; the 1M drop in 1983 was a 2% drop. And since the US population was about 230M in 1982, but 300M now, we're talking about a drop from about 22% to about 8% of the population tuning in. Which is a drop to almost one third, in case you're wondering.

    That one third still watching TV is probably mostly the same people as a quarter century ago, now glued to sets in their nursing homes, unable to change the channel. And the stats don't even address the number of people who now don't just mainline the nightly news as the gospel truth, but also cross-reference with the Internet, including actually discussing the news on blogs.

    The news has never been a good business for the broadcasters. It was just jammed into their commercial offerings to justify their use of the public airwaves and all kinds of other subsidies they get, and to make the rest of the "messages" (advertisements and the propaganda disguised as "news") more respectable. The rest of their programming makes more money in the ads that's their only real product. So they'll be glad to call it quits once no one is interested in holding them to any kind of "public service" any more.

    As soon as about an hour or so of actual news is clickable YouTube on my bigscreen TV that my friends have all recommended, I'll be happy to let them get away with finally just canceling their shabby efforts.
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    1. Re:There Is No Audience by adolf · · Score: 1

      As soon as about an hour or so of actual news is clickable YouTube [...]

      Unless I'm missing something, that's the problem with YouTube. You and I both, probably along with a number of other people, seem to just want to sit down and invest an hour (or so) into viewing independent news. But whatever the cause, the standard for production value at YouTube seems squarely focused on making exciting videos which are no more than three minutes long.

      Even if this is enough time to cover a topic (it might be for some), the larger problem is that after those three minutes are up, it just stops. As a viewer, you're then forced to either studiously search out something else to look at, click on the (largely random) links displayed around the video, or move on to something more productive.

      There no is coherence or cohesion. No good mechanism to tie in related pieces and cleanly present them together. No way to present ideas which aren't being actively sought by the viewer. And no concept of timeliness.

      The whole thing comes across as if it were designed solely to focus on catering to an audience suffering from ADD, and it takes a very concerted effort to work against that. Talk about wasted effort: Imagine millions of people independently assembling what would be (essentially) the same hours' worth of news footage. One would probably spend 20% of that hour searching news topics, 60% evaluating and skipping mindless "Hahaha! I've got a cameraphone!!! Hahaha!" videos, and (if very lucky) perhaps 20% of it actually taking in meaningful news.

      An obvious improvement would be to permit arbitrary people to link together several videos into one, so that they'd all play in sequence -- that way, whoever might be motivated to do so can assemble a daily/weekly/whatever program for others to consume.

      But that functionality either doesn't exist, or I haven't been able to find it.

      And so, as things stand (as far as I can tell), YouTube makes a rather lousy format for displaying news. The concept of the whole being greater than the sum of its parts seems to be completely lost by whoever it is that decided not to make this functionality available, easy, and on the main page.

  37. Re:What's wrong with TV news by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    And after I know what is going on and what it all means, I can turn to an in depth analysis from some show and then get an opinion from someone like O'Reilly or Lou Dobbs O'Reilly is just a host with a show that breeds controversy - why else would they replace "Misfiring" Malkin with Laura Ingraham(maintaining an "undesirable" in that slot), or encourage people to spam a perceived adversary? Think of him as a troll with a pulpit and a willing/obedient audience.

    Lou Dobbs is someone who channels the voice of the displaced. While he gets labeled "economically inaccurate" or "xenophobic", he presents the problems as part of a larger issue. Yes, I know his show is opinion, but it is defined more than "do absolutely whatever to get ratings".

    If you don't mind wading in pure vitriol, O'Reilly and his sidekick will provide it(by the ton). If you [still] wonder why it's being worse off to be a US Citizen, then Lou Dobbs might do.
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  38. This is news? (heh heh) by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Actually, Kurt Cobain ventilating his skull falls under the "Fluff News" category for me.

    I live in California where we have the stupidest state legislature in the history of civilization. They get up to endless shenanigans, but the only people covering it in any detail is two radio show hosts that everyone considered shock jocks, although to their credit they really delve into the minutiae of the issues pretty well, and they savagely pick on both Parties equally.

    But where's the local newscasts? They're busy at mall openings or advertising a new movie. Seriously, one day the second story was the release of Spiderman III.

  39. Let's trot out the late great Neil Postman... by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amusing_ourselves_to_death/ tells us more than ./ about the effect of Television on our culture.

  40. Re:What's wrong with nerd gonads? by Alexx+K · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Of course, stuff like that's easy to miss, because it's hidden among the three hours of infomercials, and:

    Hip Hop Harry Pajama Party Pajama party at Hip Hop Central.

    Hi-5 Teams: Animal The gang are all different animals.

    Wilbur Dasha's New Friend; Ray Looses His Crow Ray's weather vane disappears.

    Bigfoot Presents Teamwork; Space Rangers! Jose fails to listen to his partner; Meteor learns he has what it takes to be a great space rover.

    ...

    10 Years Younger Sewing the Seeds to a New Look First impression.

    A Baby Story Baby Frasca A couple wants a fourth child.

    A Baby Story Baby Spar A fifth baby.

    While You Were Out Kansas City: Chaos in Progress A couple's clutter causes stress.

    I don't have time to sort through the trash to find the treasure.

    Note: That wasn't the name of a show, but it would make a good title for a documentary about the dumbing down of television.

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  41. if only it was like sports news coverage... by DrEasy · · Score: 1

    The thing is that journalists ARE capable of good reporting, just watch sports news coverage. If world news could be dissected and debated like baseball or football trades, stats and injury reports we'd be fine. Unfortunately one generates audience and the other doesn't.

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  42. i don't have a problem with the media by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and i'll tell you why: i'd rather have a corrupt, compromised, bought and sold media with an agenda, chock a block with propaganda, and a public wary and untrustworthy of it

    than a media supposedly annoited as impartial and fair

    oh really? who says they are fair and impartial? who carries that governmental seal of approval?

    no one does. all media, all the time, and forever more, is opinionated

    an impartial media is something that can never exist

    do you want people to stop thinking and mindlessly accept what they see on the teevee?

    well then why do you want to push the burden of critical distrust in the media departments, rather than in the mind of the public

    the media is a lost cause. philosophically, it cannot be depended to be imaprtial. the real battle is in the mind of the general public

    and in such a pov, an imperfect does us all a service: it makes sure they think. it keeps pushing the envelope on what bullshit it tries to shove down the public's throat, keeping their minds awake and untrusting, making sure someone somewhere is saying "hey, wait a minute, this is bs ...cue the usual suspects here who believe the public is dumb and stupid and believes everything they see on the teevee anyway

    as if shitting on the general public is supposed to win you any points other than to prove you are an elitist in an ivory tower, and therefore disconnected from what really matters in the first place

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  43. Yeah, read this yesterday-Slashloid Press. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I see nothing on the air to discredit that statement. Quite a few people have pointed out that large numbers of (supposedly) "ex"-CIA analysts are doing the writing and editing for most of the major media - even including some of the (supposedly) left wing "alternative" media. The excuse is that CIA analysts are good at producing concise, condensed recaps of analytical material - which makes them great journalists."

    Is this anything like "the entire banking industry is controlled by the jews"?

    1. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday-Slashloid Press. by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Is this anything like "the entire banking industry is controlled by the jews"?
      The Jews? I thought they controlled Hollywood, and the Illuminati (through the Freemasons, of course) controlled the banking industry. Of course, none of this would be possible without the complicity of the Lizards and their nefarious agents, the reverse Vampires.
    2. Re:Yeah, read this yesterday-Slashloid Press. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      The Jews? I thought they controlled Hollywood, and the Illuminati (through the Freemasons, of course) controlled the banking industry.

      Not according to the crazy lady who sat next to me on the bus. She liked to yell (not talk, yell) about how the jews at the bank stole all her money.

      I'm not joking about this or exaggerating. AC Transit sucks.

  44. Broken link! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia links do NOT have a trailing slash!

    By the way, I don't think I care anymore. Television lost, the Internet won.

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  45. Remember who is the customer by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For Pete's sake, people, remember who is the customer in the "TV transaction".

    It's NOT the viewers. It's the ADVERTISERS.

    The advertisers pay the stations to wave their products in front of X number of eyeballs. The television shows (and yes, that includes news shows) are simply the bait to keep X at the highest possible number. The programs are NOTHING MORE THAN BAIT. Since the presence of bait+advertising is zero-sum (ie more bait means less minutes of advertising to viewers), then the ONLY tactical goal of the studio is to make a show that will keep a person watching even when the bait is taken away (commercial breaks).

    Keep that in mind at all times, and you'll find that watching TV, while occasionally entertaining, quickly becomes repulsive.

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    1. Re:Remember who is the customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! TV exists for one reason only: to make money for corporate shareholders. Period. Money is made when consumer eyes are drawn to the tube. Boring, complicated stuff like impeachable offenses and an illegal war's consequences won't hold the attention of the idiot class, so it's rarely seen, Jim Lehrer being the sole exception. (But even Lehrer is careful to avoid "disturbing" his audience TOO much - because they are needed to fund his show.)

      Never forget: corporations exist to make money first, last, and always, and the fare you see on the tube will be exactly what the corporate managers think will hold your attention. There is no room in the equation for "informative", "important", or "responsible". If one of these adjectives describes a TV offering, it's incidental to the Prime Directive: Make Money.

    2. Re:Remember who is the customer by blamanj · · Score: 1

      For Pete's sake, people, remember who is the customer in the "TV transaction".
      It's NOT the viewers. It's the ADVERTISERS.


      For me, that was the "big chill" when I read the article, because that's the model our search engines are running on, too.

    3. Re:Remember who is the customer by The+Mysterious+X · · Score: 1

      And what about broadcasters who don't advertise?

    4. Re:Remember who is the customer by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Who would that be?
      PBS?

      AHAAHAHAAHAAHAHA +10, Funny

      Watch the now-common minute+ length "sponsored by...." COMMERCIALS and you'll see that they are simply tarted-up advertisements as well. Of course, with more sophisticated fish, you need more subtle bait....perhaps the mere advertising of this company's social "altruism" itself is succulent enough to suck in one more victim?

      Here's a hint: any donation that isn't anonymous is about ego, not genuine altruism.

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    5. Re:Remember who is the customer by The+Mysterious+X · · Score: 1

      You know, there is a whole world outside your quaint little country.

      Believe it or not, we also have our own TV stations, and are not restricted to the ad-fuelled American media machine

    6. Re:Remember who is the customer by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      American website, discussing an article written by an American about American television news, and specifically American television networks and the American television program Dateline NBC.

      So, sorry I just jumped to the radical unwarranted assumption that we were discussing this in an American context.

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  46. I don't watch TV by log1385 · · Score: 1

    When you watch TV, the content is predetermined to some extent. There are a limited number of channels, and you are stuck with one of them. The internet, for all practical purposes, has an infinite amount of material to choose from. Because of this, the internet encourages people to seek out better and better content, thus forcing websites to compete on a higher level. I, for one, don't have cable or satellite TV. Most of the media that I watch comes from the internet, because I can choose which sites have the best and most relevant content. The internet also lets me contribute to that content if I choose.

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  47. What's Wrong With the TV News.... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    What's Wrong With the TV News It's crowding my airwaves every night, that's what's wrong with it.
  48. Comedy vs Distraction by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    and how they work to hard to get viewers at the expense of actual news.

    That's amusing, because they've got it backwards. They're supposed to report real news, and strive to report frivolous sort of news in order to interest more people, as the Daily Show/the Colbert Report make comedy, report real news and thrive. They think people don't care about serious news and care more about Paris Hilton, and that's right, to a limited extent. People care about serious news, it's just their way of reporting them that doesn't work.

    Reminds me of a satire about the youth of the 2020's going "In 20 years, young people won't believe that there was a time in which TV news weren't presented by comedians."

    On a side note, here's something I really enjoy about these two shows, they focus on what actually matter. Sure, when thousands of people die in an earthquake at the other end of the world it's a sad thing, and I'm glad CNN reports it, but it's not relevant to us, that's why it hardly ever makes it to the Daily Show, and that's why we like to get our news from such shows, because of their relevance.

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  49. I grew up watching the nightly news at dinner by xx01dk · · Score: 1

    Firefox burped and I lost my entire post. Rather than rewrite all 5 splendidly crafted paragraphs, suffice to say that I have only recently become aware of my own ignorance and naivette when it comes to following the news. And it depresses me terribly.

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  50. John Lennon sucked. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not as bad a Paul though.

    He's a one man demonstration of what was wrong with the record industry. Forty years of crap, #1's via payolla (but only one per disk).

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  51. Two words! by mabu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's wrong with TV news in two words: FAIRNESS DOCTRINE.

    It really is as simple as that. In 1987 news media was crippled. And that was the beginning of the end.

    1. Re:Two words! by Dracos · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, the Fairness Doctrine was abandoned by the FCC in 1987. It was adopted in the 1930's to govern bias in radio broadcasts.

      I personally consider the day the Fairness Doctrine died to be the same day Fox News was conceived. The gestation period lasted nine years.

    2. Re:Two words! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Two other major milestones in cheapening/dumbing down the news: the realization that 60 Minutes made money (transforming newsrooms, reluctantly, from loss leaders into profit centers) and CNN's part in creating the need for something, anything to fill the 24-hour news cycle.

      But better than Lehrer is Keith Olbermann's Countdown on MSNBC. All the important stories, no yelling or talking over each other, no lying right-wing blowhards (I can't take Pat Buchanan's voice anymore), and while there is celebrity news, at least he openly begrudges having to report it. Plus, do you notice he turns off the CRAWL? THANK YOU! There's a whole generation growing up with nystagmus because of that.

    3. Re:Two words! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Olbermann's celebrity news is actually quite good, because of Keith's delivery. I like the way he mocks them. I like the way he criticizes Tom Cruise for his Scientology, for example; too few people in the media are open about that.

  52. Reporting Is Expensive, Pundits are Cheap by EXTomar · · Score: 4, Informative

    One of the major problems with TV reporting is that the costs of doing real news worthy reporting for a 5 minute on air segment is astronomical compared to just calling up some "expert" to talk about what they think happened. And as it turns out, the pundit probably scores better for most demographics (ie. they look better, sound better).

    We saw this happen (again) with the run up to the Iraq War where it would have taken months of reporters actually doing the research and tracking leads to develop a story that many people would find uncomfortable if not right hostile. The alternative is that they call up some retired military guy and ask him "What do you think is going on?" Almost every news source in the US opted for the cheaper pundits than the expensive reporting and we got exactly what we paid for.

  53. There are options... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually get my world news from The real news network, because they actually analyze the news in an objective way. They are supposed to grow in 2008, and follow the US elections closely.

  54. Why listen... by dasPlookenMeister · · Score: 0

    ...to hours of crap when I can just go to drudge?

  55. What's cool now? by rush22 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    00's popped collar wearing guido?

    1. Re:What's cool now? by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 1

      His dead body. *drumroll*

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  56. Then don't watch American News! by Phoenix666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Watch BBC news coverage of America. They're far worthier of that appellation than any outlet in the United States, and they also mostly don't give a crap which political party or corporation they might offend by reporting the facts. As an additional plus, they are the one media operation that Rupert Murdoch can't buy and subvert.

    It seems many other Americans agree, because the BBC news seems to have grown from being on only one channel (BBC America) morning and night, to four.

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    1. Re:Then don't watch American News! by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I've watched BBC News extensively, and their coverage of the US is quite poor... Just like news in every other country, they spend the vast majority of their time on local UK issues that are pointless trivialities to the rest of the world.

      The rest of their news is given time based on how geographically close it is to the UK... ie. Lots of news about minor events in France, Germany, etc.

      BBC News about the US mostly consists of letting you know the names of a few of the major presidential candidates are, and which party they are associated with. I often recall that the US News outlet's coverage of the recent election in France was far more in-depth than the BBC's coverage of the US presidential election... Never mind US news and politics that isn't relevant on a global scale, you'll never hear about it on BBC, except perhaps the shortest of mentions, after the fact.

      IMHO, the disenfranchisement with US news is just because people are confused. They see their local news broadcasts on TV, filled with police chases, traffic reports, celebrity gossip, and the most superficial coverage of real news, and just assume that's all there is.

      In fact the world news programs from CBS/NBC/ABC are far and away better than anything from BBC News. You do, however, have to tune-in at 4:30am to get their highest quality program. The nightly news shows at 5:30pm are also respectable. And ABC additionally has 2 hours starting at 2:00am Mon-Fri. Watch any of those for a couple weeks, and then try to say that BBC News is somehow any better (for those of us not living in the UK that is).

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  57. This is old hat by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
    James Fallows wrote a book called Breaking the News about these problems, and while it's nice to have more testimony backing up his comments, the idea that network news has been anything more than insipid in recent memory has long been known. Of course, part of the problem is in the mirror -- how many people subscribe to The Atlantic and The Economist compared to the number who watch morning "news" shows? As with many complaints about consumer culture (and consumer culture is what Hockenberry describes), the reality is that networks are in part or in whole responding to the market.

    Sure, the sensationalism is short-sighted, much like the cuts in media attention to books described in Gail Poole's Faint Praise, but each short-term decision has a logic behind it. Unhappy with it? Me too. But we can only vote with our eyeballs and wallets, and hope that media companies eventually take note. Judging from how long ago Fallows published Breaking the News and how little seems to have changed since, I'm not overly optimistic.

  58. I am Micheal Moore and this is Frontline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frontline (AU version) should be mandatory high school viewing.
    It really shows the faslification of news that is so common today.

  59. Australians take note by jamesswift · · Score: 1

    Newshour with Jim Lehrer is also shown on SBS.

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  60. News is not newsworthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't understand how people manage to sit through TV news at all; especially since the days when 80%+ of every newscast began being directly related to the Middle East. I'm sorry, I don't care how many new soldiers are dead, how many car bombs have gone off, and who's avoiding capture from American troops. And if there isn't enough depressing news to report overseas, they'll add in reports on local murders, stabbings, robbings, and car accidents. I have better things to do with my time than wallow in depression over every evil thing mankind has done in the last 24 hours.

    I have absolutely no respect for news media, nor do I trust anything they try to spread. No matter how much "true journalism" these bastards preach, please do try to keep in mind that in the end, these people are employees of corporations who are out to do nothing more than make money. As long as news is reported by people out to make money and/or to gain ratings, news will never be... newsworthy.

  61. must watch youtube by skydude_20 · · Score: 1

    search for 'jon stewart crossfire'
    like an ominous 'duh'
    (here's a link until they pull it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11TaDDUVcGQ/)

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  62. Why there no more investigative journalism in USA by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    Lawsuits. 60 minutes went after the tobacco industry a few years ago and CBS was threatened by a huge lawsuit. We haven't seen any decent investigative journalism in America since then. None of the U.S. broadcasters wants to spend the money it takes to do a good job at broadcasting news, never mind investigative journalism anymore. And on top of that, they are now fearful of the potential for lawsuits in litigation happy America. And unfortunately this terrible attitude in news management is spreading. Journalism in Canada which was generally very good and less prone to ratings battles with the entertainment shows, or afraid to show news segments because of moral majority objections (if a witness said 'fuck' during a news story interview, that is what comes on during the news... as a small example), has been slipping. I'd say it is still above the current general U.S. news coverage but it is being dragged down as network execs try to turn it into "infotainment" there as well. I'm not sure how U.K. news is these days, but my understanding is that they used to have a great investigative journalism tradition... I'd like to hear how it is now-a-days. Anyway, I am really pining for another Edward R. Murrow to come along. But I fear that if he did, the network execs would turn him away as not exciting enough, or too much of a danger in attracting lawsuits. And my bet is the latter... after all the confrontations of investigative journalism can be very exciting. But that is because you know the news people are putting it on the line. Except now, the network won't back them up any more.

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  63. Re:What's wrong with TV news by some+damn+guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's the beauty of Lou Dobbs, he doesn't have to be anything other than the train wreck that he is to get ratings. You watch his show and you get the feeling he thinks he has it because he's some towering intellectual giant (or O'Reilly for that matter). Whatever, they both press people's buttons and that gets ratings. They're like guests on Jerry Springer with million-dollar paychecks and nice suits, but still totally unaware how much the media bigwigs are laughing at them while they rake it in.

    Immigration is a complex issue and I don't pretend to have an easy solution. All I know is that if I was born dirt poor in some rural wasteland in Mexico with a family and no opportunity, I'd be cutting your lawn or washing your dishes right now. The way Lou talks you'd think the first thing he'd do if he woke up a dirt poor illegal in East L.A. tomorrow is turn himself in. Heh, just not buying it. If I thought for one second he would feel the same way if it was a bunch of white Irishmen sneaking across the border I'd take back every bad thing I'd ever said about him.

    Sorry, but "better than O'Reilly" doesn't get you over the bar.

  64. You Don't Have an Audience by hung_himself · · Score: 1

    This is so ironic.

    TFA is appealing to the networks to understand and adapt its news to an audience which TFA doesn't realize stopped watching decades ago. Broadcast news is dead - no one watches it. Print media is close behind. Seems to me that the only people that care enough to really moan about traditional news sources are other traditional news sources. In terms of irrelevant self-indulgence this reminds of the debate whether Bert Parks should be replaced by Ron Eli as the host of the Miss America Pageant (yeah I'm that old...) or BBS flamewars about Kirk vs Picard (yeah I'm that old..)

    Heck, even the mainstream politicians are starting to realize this - Michael Geist's Facebook campaign was much more effective than any traditional petition plus print and TV news conference press release.

  65. A non American view of the US News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Brit who has traveled extensively in the USA (visited 48 of 50 states) since 1975 and worked for an American Company for 20+ years I have seen US TV News really dumb down over the years.
    Lets take this example.
    At the time of the first Gulf War, many National Guard Units were being called up. I was on Holiday in New Orleans and the TV News had around 50 minutes (including ad breaks) devoted to the departure of National Guard units to bases where they were replacing the troops who were on their way to the Gulf. Note the coverage was all about the NG units not the regular forces leaving to fight. Lots of weeping relatives and yellow ribbons were shown.
    At the end of the News, there was a 15 second piece about the Resignation of Maggie Thatcher ( British PM). Given the Britain was sending many thousands of soldiers/sailors & airmen to the gulf to fight alongside the US forces, I felt almost insulted by the coverage given.

    The coverage of the Current US Election(Iowa etc) is quite widespread on UK Broadcast Media (TV & Radio). We are aware of the implications that a change in the occupant of the White House can have on Global stability etc. I wonder how many US citizens are equally aware given the predominance of coverage of 'Celebrity' has on US TV. I was in the US a couple of months ago and was amazed at the amount of time given to what I call Celebrity PAP rather then serious news items. This is IMHO dumbing down.

    Personally, I don't give a about the antics/sex/drug/etc habits of so called Celebrities. But I'm at the age where I can be a member of the 'Grumpy Old Men' club (Excellent BBC TV Series).

    1. Re:A non American view of the US News by matty619 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its probably just that everything sounds more legitimate when spoken with an English accent lol

    2. Re:A non American view of the US News by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many US citizens are equally aware given the predominance of coverage of 'Celebrity' has on US TV.
      Woah! Easy there mate! I just moved back to the US (I'm American) from living in England for a few years, and this is kettle calling pot black! Not only does England follow US Celebrity religiously, they have their own Euro-celebrities as well. Paris Hilton + Girls Aloud + Robbie Williams and/or Take That + Beyonce > Paris Hilton + Beyonce.

      Hell, I LEARNED my celebrity culture by living in England for only a couple of years, when I had every opportunity to for the previous 36 years in the States, but failed to do so.

    3. Re:A non American view of the US News by Geoff · · Score: 1

      The coverage of the Current US Election(Iowa etc) is quite widespread on UK Broadcast Media (TV & Radio). We are aware of the implications that a change in the occupant of the White House can have on Global stability etc. I wonder how many US citizens are equally aware given the predominance of coverage of 'Celebrity' has on US TV.

      Of course we're aware! And now that Oprah has endorsed Obama, we know how to vote, too!

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  66. How Your Paper Towels are Going to Kill You by matty619 · · Score: 1

    I don't see how it can slide any further than the local news in anytown America. I don't know how many more stories I can listen to about how an everyday item in my kitchen might kill or otherwise harm me.

  67. duh. by drik00 · · Score: 0

    as much as ppl knock Fox News, there's a reason why they are smoking everyone else in viewership... deny it all u want, but its the facts.

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    1. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Argument from majority!

      What do I win?

      Just because a lot of people watch it doesn't change how worthless it is as a news source. As "infotainment" maybe. As an editorial page with flashing lights, tits and explosions, sure. As news? Absolutely not.

  68. Six Sigma by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative
    Oh geez, Six Sigma was involved in this disaster! No wonder the news sucks!

    GE had acquired NBC back in 1986, when it bought RCA. By 2003, GE's managers and strategists were getting around to seeing whether the same tactics that made the production of turbine generators more efficient could improve the production of television news. This had some truly bizarre consequences. To say that this Dateline correspondent with the messy corner office greeted these internal corporate changes with self-destructive skepticism is probably an understatement.
      Six Sigma--the methodology for the improvement of business processes that strives for 3.4 defects or fewer per million opportunities--was a somewhat mysterious symbol of management authority at every GE division. Six Sigma messages popped up on the screens of computers or in e-mail in-boxes every day. Six Sigma was out there, coming, unstoppable, like a comet or rural electrification. It was going to make everything better, and slowly it would claim employees in glazed-eyed conversions. Suddenly in the office down the hall a coworker would no longer laugh at the same old jokes. A grim smile suggested that he was on the lookout for snarky critics of the company. It was better to talk about the weather.
    While Six Sigma's goal-oriented blather and obsession with measuring everything was jarring, it was also weirdly familiar, inasmuch as it was strikingly reminiscent of my college Maoism I class. Mao seemed to be a good model for Jack Welch and his Six Sigma foot soldiers; Six Sigma's "Champions" and "Black Belts" were Mao's "Cadres" and "Squad Leaders."
    I became painfully familiar with Six Sigma working at a large tech company (it's so large, its stock symbol is a single letter). That's a fairly accurate description of what it was like working there.

    I'm surprised to hear that Six Sigma even makes the production of turbine generators more efficient. I actually doubt this. Six Sigma is a management fad, and it's hard to identify exactly what it brings to the table. In fact, although I had to put up with it for so long, I'm still at a loss to describe it. Maybe this excerpt from its Wikipedia page will help:

    Six Sigma is a set of practices originally developed by Motorola to systematically improve processes by eliminating defects.[1] A defect is defined as nonconformity of a product or service to its specifications.
    While the particulars of the methodology were originally formulated by Bill Smith at Motorola in 1986[2], Six Sigma was heavily inspired by six preceding decades of quality improvement methodologies such as quality control, TQM, and Zero Defects. Like its predecessors, Six Sigma asserts the following:
    Continuous efforts to reduce variation in process outputs is key to business success
    Manufacturing and business processes can be measured, analyzed, improved and controlled
    Succeeding at achieving sustained quality improvement requires commitment from the entire organization, particularly from top-level management
    The term "Six Sigma" refers to the ability of highly capable processes to produce output within specification. In particular, processes that operate with six sigma quality produce at defect levels below 3.4 defects per (one) million opportunities (DPMO)[3]. Six Sigma's implicit goal is to improve all processes to that level of quality or better.
    Essentially what happens is that people at managerial levels have no idea what to do, and they reach toward this thing as a canned recipe for how to do their jobs. And it certainly wastes a lot of time, since you have to get training and attend seminars, and it certainly impresses people who confuse activity with progress. It sure as hell generates a lot of Powerpoint slides. It also seems to have a cult-like quality to it. Six Sigma directives come raining down from the highest levels of management and the urgency behind them is palpable- and everyone is freaked because it's all incredibly important but nobody understands what it is.
  69. Re:I am Micheal Moore and this is Frontline by cbcanb · · Score: 1

    For non-Aussies, Frontline was a satire of current affairs shows, and the behind the scenes dealing that goes on with them. It was broadcast in the mid-nineties, and was widely acclaimed for being disturbingly true to how things were actually done. Highly recommended.

  70. Couldn't sleep. by oubliette_000 · · Score: 1

    Again, I can't sleep. It's well after midnight and once again I'm awake. It's been like this for as long as I can remember. I know there is more to life than this. I know, for certain, that my life, and the lives of those who are like me could have so much more meaning than they do right now. Each day doesn't need to feel wasted. I know there is some unfinished purpose to our lives. I know that there is something we should be doing. I know other people think this way. I know that most television, advertising, religion, work, whatever, are a waste. I know that there are things we should be accomplishing right now instead of sitting on our asses, getting fatter by the second. I'm awake right now because I can't let another second go by without doing something about it. I know others think like me. I know they are scattered all over this fine planet. I know that in order to accomplish this greater... life, we need to start talking, start thinking, start building things together. We are getting old. Every day is another lost day of potential, another lost opportunity to build the new world we crave. I envision a world of freedom and meaning. I envision a place where people have purpose behind their actions, and who carve out their own destinies from the stone of each new day. I believe in clear thoughts and reason. I believe in letting each person find their own path and recognizing that new ideas may come from any source. I believe in a world where difference, diversity and change are embraced as great virtues. I long for a time when we humans understand ourselves deeply enough to have reasons for the things we do; to have purpose and a goal rather than aimless meandering followed by a nasty death with our potential unfulfilled. I am awake right now because I want to change things. If you feel the same way, contact me. Let's start together. oubliette@hush.com

  71. Noam Chomsky by alexjlennon · · Score: 1

    You might want to read some Noam Chomsky. He talks about this type of thing a lot. The important thing to understand is that as the TV audience you are the product. Your eyes are there to be sold to the advertisers who pay for the channel. The channel will deliver whatever gets eyes-on to be sold. To expect truth or quality in mass-media in today's climate is a stretch....

    1. Re:Noam Chomsky by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      Yea Noam ! DVR is the cure. All the drama, wasted time, and theta waves without the corporate hard sell. Use the pause button to pee and it'a all set !

  72. Exploitation. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    The whole reason for being of the televison medium now-a-days is to provide a medium to disseminate highly commercial advertising to the vulnerable and less than fully literate sectors of society who are the most likely to respond to the commercial messages.

    In many countries the TV news is the first major program of the evening and is used competitively to 'capture' the above audience. Thus it's filled with horrific, salacious and generally mindless items designed to do just that.

    In almost the entire English speaking world, television is evil, corrosive, corrupting and to be avoided as much as possible, lest it rot your soul. [10% of BBC, 20% of ABC (Aust), and 90% of mvgroup excepted].

    T.V., and the advertising thereon, makes Brin and Page et al appear to be a team of top ranking saints.

  73. Well, he did not have a gun by ontheroll · · Score: 1

    he had a SHOT GUN

  74. No brainer!?!? by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Uhmm...'cause it's on TV?

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  75. It was significant like the shooting of Lennon was by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    So, when Elvis died, you don't think that deserved more than a brief, passing mention in the media? And his death wasn't half as surprising as Cobain's.

    I'm NOT saying every single celebrity death should be turned into a Anna Nicole-style media clusterfuck, but I do think that when a once-every-few-decades (i.e. "legendary") creative talent dies a sudden death, it deserves more than a five second mention. Even the Britney Spears of the world deserve more than that. It doesn't make the news important on the scale of, say, what's going on in Iraq right now, but life isn't *just* about the serious shit.

    The problem is, mainstream media either completely ignores something because it considers its specialized or subculture (which I guess is what happened with Cobain), or it assumes something is of vital importance to EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE. I simply can't escape Britney Spears shit (and now Jamie Lynn Spears shit, too). Every single *hard rock* (not pop) station has the DJs talk about them in-between songs. Even the classic rock stations are doing it, now. And it's nothing really significant... nothing to do with their music and nothing earth-shattering like a death, just "OMG Britney shaved her head! OMG there's a picture of Britney's pussy! OMG Britney was drunk at a performance! OMG some gay emo kid posted a whiny, crying video about it all! OMG, her sister is pregnant!" Jesus Christ, I wish I didn't know all of this about her stupid stupid little life, but so long as I have ANY contact with media, I will continue to be bombarded with it.

    And I'm sorry, for all her fame you just can't put her in the same fucking category as Kurt Cobain. She doesn't write her own songs. The songs she sings aren't experimental or genre-defining like Kurt's. She doesn't have a particularly remarkable singing voice (and if you think Kurt didn't either, listen to his rendition of Where Did You Sleep Last Night. Actually, pretty much anything off of Unplugged or Heart Shaped Box is extremely good.), and she doesn't play any instruments. What she has is polished image that probably had more to do with the work of the people around her. This isn't just my own bias here. Even crappy pop culture channels like VH-1 will always put Smells Like Teen Spirit at the top of any top 100 list its eligible for. He appealed to pop-culture nuts AND a wide variety of subcultures (including subcultures that actually care about musical talent and experimentation, subcultures that cared about his political statements, etc.) That makes him a hell of a lot more than just a "pop icon".

  76. UK by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

    I am afraid to say i get my (uk) news from "Have I Got News From You" and "The Now Show". I gave up watching mainstream news years ago and frankly feel happier for it. The problem with BBC news is they try and cover everything on the TV and radio. Newspapers and t'net let you read the bits you are interested in while TV makes you sit through everything. In the end it's just not worth it.

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  77. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    eh, meant off of In Utero, not off of Heart Shaped Box. Specifically, was thinking of Heart Shaped Box, Rape Me, and Pennyroyal Tea.

  78. One math term says it all ... by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    Lowest Common Denominator (tagging beta confirmed).

    It's a programming mindset that's afflicted all forms of media for decades now, and which has confirmed Sturgeons Law to be correct:

    "Ninety percent of everything is crud."

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  79. Reuters? The BBC? Unbiased? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't you really mean "agree with my world view", because only a total tool would think Reuters in unbiased, last year once again had them caught out several times. Don't also forget that it is thanks to Reuters that the RIAA and the like can just publish their press-releases with whatever they want because Reuters (and other press agencies) have made it their business to simply publish press-releases and NEVER EVER investigate, but still insisting these copied press-releases are "real" news.

    As for the BBC, if you think the BBC is unbiased, you are insane. Don't mistake, "ooh they don't say the same as fox news" with unbiased. True unbiased reporting requires taking NO position. Not left, not right. Not hard line, not bleeding heart.

    Today the weather was cold. BIASED! By whose standards?

    Today the temp reach a low of -4 during the midday. Unbiased?

    No, it is the "low" that does it. Some might consider it a high.

    Today, at 12:00 the temperature at the bilt (dutch met office) reached -4 celcius. That is unbiased.

    Now look at the BBC and Reuters again and read the texts carefully and see just how many times the BBC/Reuters takes a position, trying to convince you.

    I see the claim of unbiased reporting attached to the BBC so often I think most people just don't understand the meaning of the word.

    Unbiased reporting means reporting the facts, not opinions. Note that at no point does the original author of the story we are discussing EVER seem to want to report JUST the facts, he is upset because NBC did not want to report his OPINION!

    As brutal as it may be, the number of iraq casualties is a fact. The number of which qualify as civilian is already an opinion. That people should care about it at all, that is even more of an opinion. Unbiased reporting is extremely rare, stuff like "the coldest day of 2007" is about it. Note that the BBC like almost everyone else now has weather segments that become a part of the SHOW, complete with "LIVE REPORTING".

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    1. Re:Reuters? The BBC? Unbiased? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I get the feeling that you're European. When it comes to news from within the US (politics, etc.), BBC and Reuters are generally less biased than other outlets like the New York Times, SeeBS (sic), Fox News, NBC, ABC, CNN, and other outlets from the 'States.

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    2. Re:Reuters? The BBC? Unbiased? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      BBC News follows the Robbie Williams - Take That spat just as eagerly as Fox News reports on Britney's lack of underwear. Footballers (professional soccer players for my American friends) are quite possibly the pinnacle of fake celebrity news on the BBC, because the news is rarely about their sports achievements. Did you know Wayne Rooney is banging (fill-in-the-blank-super-model) or that So-and-So crashed his new (fill-in-the-blank-exotic-sports-car-and/or-SUV)? And don't get me started on the Original Gangstas of celebrity news; the Royal Family.

    3. Re:Reuters? The BBC? Unbiased? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      However the BBC have a 'charter' that they have to follow. As they are funded by the UK Taxpayer they are have some accountability.

      Now while I take your point about the literal sense of the word bias, I do not think that the BBC news reporting is anywhere close to the nonsense that is often portrayed in from other broadcasters. Opinion vs Fact is a whole other discussion, yes the BBC has too much 'comment' in my own opinion which does lead to too much 'opinion' however its never really been such that opinion is not distinguishable from fact. At least if you have any sense or basic intelligence.

      However real-politik and world events are difficult (and often quite dull - how many times do we have to hear about Israel and Palestine? but it is so important these events are reported nonetheless) and nothing is ever as 'simple' as it seems, regardless how the newscasters portray it. But they have an audience to think about and so have to draw a fine line between dull boring 100% fact with concise, snappy, miss some certain points of view from an argument. There are only so many hours in the day so many stories to report on and making TV reports isn't 'easy'. You tihnk those pictures and editorials come from no where?

      No I am very proud of what the BBC does and how it does it. While it is not perfect it is one of the best news sources you will get.

  80. The same thing that troubles print by zhrike · · Score: 1

    News, in general, is a business, the business of selling advertising. The bottom line is the bottom line, therefore views are going to largely represent those of the buyers. The buyers, in most cases large and wealthy corporations, are the same that funnel large amounts of money into political campaigns and therefore drive legislation. Hence, critical and/or dissenting voices are nil in any major media outlet, be it television, radio, or print. This is simple institutional analysis, and it has been this way for decades, perhaps even more than 100 years, since the cost of printing presses drove most small papers into oblivion. It is propaganda, pure and simple.

  81. You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In school, I constantly saw ghetto kids slowly gain an understanding of computers (under my tutelage), then desperately hid it from their peers (to whom any form of academic achievement by one of their own had racial overtones).


    You've hit a pet peeve of mine there, and I don't know if it's even racial.

    The thing is, it's not only ghetto kids. A lot of white adults too seem to have jumped on some sort of a "computers are too complicated, I don't have time for that nerdy crap" bandwagon. Even as more and more jobs require at least elementary computer skills, it's become more and more unfashionable to admit having even those minimal skills.

    And it's not just believing that they can't handle it, and giving up without even trying. A lot do try, see that they can, then try even harder to hide that from their peers. I've seen people who _can_ handle a computer when they're alone, turn into helpless illiterates when there's a witness there.

    We scared off the normal people, if you will. It's become a thing of pride to be as far from nerdy as possible.

    In fact, in some circles it's become fashionable to be stupid. Cue a downward spiral as each member tries to not end up in the upper 50% of their group.

    It's kinda funny. Human culture for _millenia_ respected intelligence. If you look as far back as the ancient Egyptians, a little known fact is that they actually had a phonetic set, but it was seen as a thing of _pride_ to be smart and educated enough to use the hieroglyphs. A relatively common form of flattery was to address a letter "to your scribe", meaning, basically, "I know that you can read it yourself and are your own scribe." The Greeks and Romans took pride in being able to read, write and master such subjects as administration, law, rhetoric and philosophy. (Which back then was _the_ science.) Etc.

    Even the middle ages, weren't that dark a time in that aspect. There still were plenty of people trying to do alchemy, astrology and philosophy, which back the was what science _was_. Sure, it looks like ignorant and pointless compared to the modern scientific method and the later figures of the Renaissance, but nevertheless, those people were trying to figure out how the world works. Or there were advances in technology that we don't even learn about these days. The physics of the great gothic cathedrals and their mess of buttresses, are nothing short of amazing when you consider that they didn't even have a proper notation for that. Sure, it's trivial nowadays to calculate the vectors and see why it works, but that someone came up with that back then, it's amazing.

    And again, noone considered it shameful to be seen in the company of an astrologer or alchemist. It was a thing of pride, in fact, and even kings and bishops made sure to have one around.

    If you look as late as the 19'th century and early 20'th, the explosion of science was partially because people actually took advantage of the increasing opportunities to get an education. We have a whole category of "absent minded scientists", which were really nerdier than most people on Slashdot nowadays, and noone thought it was a social disgrace to be seen with one.

    So where did we go wrong? How did it become fashionable to be the most stupid of one's peers?

    How many potentially brilliant minds are we losing to that fashion? E.g., the ghetto kids you mention, some of them could become great scientists, and one or two might even discover the next great thing. But they don't, because their peers would mock any kind of academic interest or achievement.

    How much is this costing us, as a society? And how long until it bites us all in the arse?
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    1. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by cvos · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ancient Egyptians, a little known fact is that they actually had a phonetic set,

      Britney Spears definintely has a phonetic set. Her singing isn't bad either.

      Seriously, to see what people care about compare real news websites to celebrity gossip sites - the latter beats the former by several orders of magnitude, and most gossip sites get more comments than /. articles

      It's quite clear what kind of news people want, and nothing short of censorship will slow the flow of drivel that pretends to be news.

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    2. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My theory, and feel free to tear this apart as necessary, is that the explosion of science and change over the course of the 20th century lead to this. Think of it this way. For most of human history, change was a slow, gradual concept. Yes, new theories and inventions were always coming out, but they were events, things to be celebrated. Now, scientific achievements are brought up so often (though never for more than 30 seconds) that they're impossible to keep track of. We went from horse and carriages to combustion engines, airplanes, to tanks and airliners, sports cars, jets, and helicopters, all in less than a century. Heck, we went to the MOON! We went from newspapers and books to radio, television, and then the Internet. With the Internet alone, well, no more modem noises, and you can get all this information on your cell-phone, too (which is another big change).

      The point is, people have been dominated by change. We have information and possibilities right at our fingertips. This is a huge change and, as you may recall, change scares people. People tend to resist it. How many elderly people still do things "their" way when they can do it more efficiently? A lot of human nature tells us to stick to our tried-and-true methods (even if they're no longer true).

      Computers are for geeks! ...Well, they were, anyway. There really weren't too many non-geeks online in the early to mid 1990's. This has changed a lot, with places like MySpace becoming buzzwords for even the most luddite-like politicians. However, the stigma has not changed. Computers are still for geeks, or so they say. And thus these values are passed on in the form of peer pressure. And people try as hard as they can to fit in with their peers. "Heh, computers are sooooooooo for nerds! I don't even know what computer I've got, I just use it to go to MySpace and YouTube!"

      With time, hopefully, these sorts of things will die down. For example, just look at cultural revolutions in our own country. After the death of Martin Luther King Jr. and the signing of the Civil Rights Act, there were plenty of people who were still as adamantly anti-black as could be. Even though they had no proof, they rejected the change from a position of being "the dominant race" to "equality." Since then, things have improved quite a bit. Why? Well, it's been 30-40 years. A lot of the old people who were that racist are dead now, and we have a new generation of kids who have grown up alongside blacks and other races are taking over, and blatant public racism is shunned. (Well, at least towards blacks. We still have a long way to go, though things are still hardly perfect here, but it's a good improvement)

      I suppose to summarize my idea, it would be this: Our scientific and cultural developments have outpaced our ability to adapt to changes as a society, which leads to many rejecting newer concepts out of confusion, fear, and stubbornness.

    3. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      The increasing unfashionableness of scientific knowledge in the West is a curious thing.

      It seems to reflect a corrupted and disintegrating society where the new toys provided to us by industrialization and science like flush toilets and medicine are taken for granted. Most catch up societies in the Third World which are industrializing at this moment are fanatically interested in science and education as they understand that these skills are vital to their societies success. It seems that along with manufacturing we are now exporting technical capability. Within a generation the West will be poor.

      Television is the most visible manifestation of this western weakness, every year it becomes dumber and more saccharine. I haven't watched it since the 80's in the UK, radio has replaced it. BBC public radio 3 and 4 retain the ability to go in to some intellectual depth on a wide range of subjects compared to televisions cereal packet treatment of all subjects.

      Fortunately I have also recently discovered intelligent life on the other side of the Atlantic in the USA in the form of podcasts. Many special interest groups have taken up the torch for their subjects. I only hope that millions of ipod owning youngsters will take up listening to them when they get bored with 0dB compressed bling and violence obsessed brand 'urban music'. Greek history is really quite interesting and you just wouldn't believe how many exoplanets have been discovered.

      If the West really is going down the tubes, then its probably just as well that the masses have the low grade waste that passes for television to brighten up their dreary lives sufficiently to keep them in their places. Remember, whilst you watch television it is someone else's thoughts ringing around in your head.

      Contemplate that on your death bed - how many years were you really alive and how many were you just echoing what was on the tube along with millions of others. Now there is a scary thought.

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    4. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I haven't watched it since the 80's in the UK, radio has replaced it. BBC public radio 3 and 4 retain the ability to go in to some intellectual depth on a wide range of subjects compared to televisions cereal packet treatment of all subjects. This Christmas, I was visiting my mother. She doesn't have a sane Internet connection and ~1s latency for GPRS (no UMTS coverage in her area) was too painful for me to use. She listened to Radio 4 for the news. I haven't owed a radio for about a decade and was absolutely astonished by the trivial and superficial standard of the BBC news. I thought the quality of their online news had slipped a bit in recent years, but the radio was absolutely dire. Admittedly, they can't do much more if they have to squeeze the news into a five-minute slot, but why do they have to squeeze the news into five minutes?
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    5. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Human culture for _millenia_ respected intelligence. Oh, this is so wrong.

      Traditionalists have always railed against intellectualism. They fear change, and innovation has occurred in spite of human culture, not because of it. Look at how Japan and China resisted western technology for centuries as one example. (I'm not knocking those cultures they have produced some awesome ideas, all cultures are guilty of this behavior)

      Humans love to ignore change because it's not 'the way we've always done it'. This fear of change is taught to us, as it's comforting.

      I do it too, when I think about it, and I'm pretty open-minded. But I resisted getting a cellphone when they came out, and then when I had one I resisted upgrading it as long as possible. Because I was afraid of being frustrated by something new, and I was getting by with what I had.

      Necessity is the mother of human invention not because we think better, but because we accept change best when we have no other options.
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    6. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, speaking as a scientific eccentric, it's only really driven us to the fringes of society. Like most, we'll continue doing what we like. Sure, being a brianiac is no longer en vogue, but that doesn't mean progress grinds to a halt. Those folks you no longer see hanging around with friends are in colleges, universities, libraries, or working on their own projects everywhere. Being curious and figuring things out is like a burning passion, and some of us are willing to risk social ostricization to follow that calling.

    7. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      She listened to Radio 4 for the news. I haven't owed a radio for about a decade and was absolutely astonished by the trivial and superficial standard of the BBC news. I thought the quality of their online news had slipped a bit in recent years, but the radio was absolutely dire. Admittedly, they can't do much more if they have to squeeze the news into a five-minute slot, but why do they have to squeeze the news into five minutes? Are you sure you were listening to Radio 4? I only ask because Radio 4 is famous for a number of daily news programmes including Today (which is a 3 hours news/current affairs programme), The World at One, (which is a half hour news broadcast), PM (which is an hour of coverage and analysis of that day's news) followed by Six O'Clock News (another half hour news broadcast) and The World Tonight (which is, you've guessed it, a 45 minute dissection of the current days events).

      The 5 minute broadcasts are merely brief summaries to keep you informed between the in-depth coverage of the other broadcasts.
    8. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      In fact, in some circles it's become fashionable to be stupid. Cue a downward spiral as each member tries to not end up in the upper 50% of their group.

      The John Allen Paulos "Innumeracy" is a good study in mathematical illiteracy, and talks in passing on the "pride of ignorance" when it comes to math, but I think it also applies more broadly to other tech subjects. Nobody would think of telling strangers on a bus "I can't read", but many feel comfortable telling complete strangers "math is hard" or "I can't even balance my checkbook".

      Paul Graham's Nerd Article from 2003 is pretty good, and while it doesn't sum it up entirely, it gives a few hints. It DOESN'T indicate why it's such a Western cultural issue, and doesn't indicate gender differences; girls dumb down for slightly different reasons than boys.

      One thing children reward is conformity. They dislike things and kids that are too different, and will reward, or at least fail to torment, the mundane. To be different is to take a strong chance to get praise, but also to get beat down, and stats show that a school child will hear eleven negative things for every one positive thing about themselves every day, so odds reward keeping a low profile.

    9. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by MeanderingMind · · Score: 1

      I resisted getting a cellphone, but not because I was afraid of them.

      Quite simply, I saw hundreds of my fellow college students unable to disconnect from the things. Even when professors implored them to sit down for 45 minutes and focus on learning, they'd invariably interrupt class with a tinny version of the William Tell Overture.

      I well understood the benefits of cellphones, and I have one now. Before I was simply disgusted that everyone who had a cellphone couldn't bring themselves to put it away whenever the situation called for it.

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    10. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by OverlordsShadow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So Very True. I am only two years out of high school and still remember that it was indeed fashionable to be stupid. People would always be putting themselves down and calling themselves stupid. It was funny to fail tests, miss assignments, or generally do poorly in every respect. Some people would be pissed off when they got their final grades but usually they let it slide and so did the teachers, the school board, and many parents. I remember classmates getting $100 per class passed. My parents would harass me for not gettin over a 90% average. I still believe that most of societies problems are starting in the home. Discipline your children, bring them up right and with values, spend time with them, and make productive people out of them. Having said that, 'The Man' can make that really hard to do. We want to attain stuff and lead 'good' lives and be 'well off'. So more and more people sacrifice a family for money and the ones that don't are stuck between working to pay for their families needs, or bringing them up right and generally poor. I have too much to say in one post and the thoughts lead every which way. I welcome other people thoughts and critisisms. (I might only be visited by the grammar nazi's).

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    11. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by cyxxon · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that was one of the best comments I have read here in some time (in other words, you are at +5 already, and I have no mod points, but I still want to tell you somehow).

    12. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where did we go wrong? How did it become fashionable to be the most stupid of one's peers?


      American Christians decided that science was "unholy" (you know, "evolution is the religion of atheists hurrrr hurrrr hurrrr") and turned it into a political quabbling. An uneducated population is a population subservient to the church, and they figured this out.
    13. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is, it's not only ghetto kids. A lot of white adults too seem to have jumped on some sort of a "computers are too complicated, I don't have time for that nerdy crap" bandwagon. Even as more and more jobs require at least elementary computer skills, it's become more and more unfashionable to admit having even those minimal skills.
      I think this is largely a generational thing. I'm 22 years old. Most people I know in their 20s use the Internet for everything: movie listings, weather, looking up businesses, etc. This goes for nerdy people and "regular" people alike. This Christmas season, while visting my home town, I observed what my parents do. They use this thing called a phone book! My mother even carries around a little address book for phone numbers, which she then dials manually into her cell phone, instead of using the memory on the phone or SIM card.

      I guess the point is, for an older generation, the "electronics lifestyle" for lack of a better term is something rare and remarkable. For most people I talk to who are younger, it's just the way things are done. So perhaps this trend you speak of could change in the coming decades. (Then it's just a question of what new-fangled thing will come along that will leave my generation in the dust :P)
    14. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Reapy · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much of this is really just people being trying to avoid being a braggart in front of their peers? I notice the trend where most people (myself included) try to fit the mold of whatever group they are currently in. Hang out at the rich private school, and you are trying to casually mention your expensive gear you have. Hang out with the people without much money, and you are downplaying the size of your house and disposable income.

      It is probably the same when you are hanging out with a bunch of people where computers are still the realm of computer nerds. Why play it up?

      Ultimately, I think we kind of have this trend where to be "cool" you downplay your intelligence, but it is still respected as a whole. We still give out awards, and how many people would not respect a Nobel peace prize winner? Does anybody really think of Einstein as a loser who did nothing in his life? And in normal day to day life, we all have a person we know we'd go to for help in a situation, because you know they are "smart" at something, and we respect them for it.

      So while society doesn't hold it up like a prestige award, we still write about the virtues of it, and still hold those with knowledge we don't possesses, with respect. For all our past history, we only have writings, and it could just happen to be that the people who knew how to write had lots of great things to say about themselves, while those who couldn't, held them with disdain. Maybe when Socrates was down at the pub, he wasn't sitting around talking about how great he is for being a smart person, and was downplaying his accomplishments. I guess we'll never know :)

    15. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by tbannist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the problems you've outlined mostly come from American origins. Certainly the Christian Right has been actively involved in the war of science and education. We see that over and over again. Several other groups have been funding this because, well science eventually uncovers facts they don't like. Big Tobacco funds anti-global warming research. Why? Because it damages science in the eyes of the public and gets them off the hook for selling designed-to-be-addictive cancer tubes.

      The U.S. government is at it's most anti-scientific it's even been. Bush has lackeys censoring and editing public science projects to make sure the results are only the pre-approved results. Of course, now these U.S. groups are helping to organize stupidity in the rest of the world too.

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    16. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      In fact, in some circles it's become fashionable to be stupid. Cue a downward spiral as each member tries to not end up in the upper 50% of their group.

      It's because if you know something, then you're the expert. If you're the expert, then you're responsible for doing the work.

      I've become dumb at home. From setting the VCR clock, to programming the thermostat, to putting together all the Christmas gifts, it was always my job, because "your are smart" and "you can figure things out." Any and all electronic devices were mine to figure out how to use and operate for the rest of the family.

      Well, I began to realize that my sons were growing up to be STUPID. All the foolishness came to a halting stop. All Christmas presents came wrapped in the original packaging. I refuse to read anyone else's user manual. Everyone gets a piece of technology that they are required to learn about and operate. I still step in if possible mistakes look expensive, but on the whole my wife and boys seem to be getting smarter and my life is less tedious.

      People aren't dumb. They're lazy (and smart enough to stay that way 8*)

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    17. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by ffflala · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting phenomenon, but by no means is it a new one. This is basic human nature. What you describe is social order being enforced on a small scale.

      Those that dominate a peer group will encourage attributes at which they excel, and discourage those where they fall short. Your ghetto-kids example is one where the leaders of a peer group are not skilled at academic & intellectual pursuits, but are very much skilled when it comes to applying cultural image in a social context. The leaders display the qualities most revered in their limited circle. They don't even have to be the hardest to crack down on intelligence; they can train their 'lieutenants' to enforce the status quo. If all of a sudden, being the dominant peer wasn't based on how much you conformed to ghetto ideal but to how well you did in class, the leadership would be overthrown.

      This is rebellion-control 101. Iron-fist, brutal, manipulative despots --like in Chairman Mao's in his 'thousand flowers' campaign where intellectuals were flushed out and systematically destroyed for one of countless examples-- treat intellectuals with similar brutality. You can see this from the small groups that kids forms to entire nations and religions. Skills that conflict with those of the leaders, if they cannot be harnessed and used, will be attacked.

      This isn't restricted to intellectuals, mind you. There are other types of intelligence; and kinetic intelligence (athletic skill, be it in sports or dance) is one. Social grace is another. Note how often, in 'nerdier' groups where peers have academic skills but could use work on physical, athletic skills are often discouraged and disparaged. Dumb jock jokes are a way to enforce this particular status quo.

      If possible, people will eventually move to and within social circles where their particular skills are valued. If they survive high school, anyway.

    18. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      It's definitely hip to be anti-intellectual these days. I don't know why. I do know that if you can tie it in with some sort of classless, egalitarian ideal then it can look positive to some. Especially if you disparage any sort of deep learning as "ivory tower".

      Something that scares me is how convenient it makes things for government. They don't even have to cover their tracks when they do something wrong. They don't even have to call someone a dissident. If you criticize the government or blow the whistle on something your peers will call you something much more destructive..."boring".

    19. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by Professor+Fate · · Score: 1

      Even the middle ages, weren't that dark a time in that aspect.



      The Franks(France is named for them) who ruled Europe for most of the dark ages (around 500AD-1000AD) were largely iliterate. This is why they were dark. Charlemagne (around 800AD) is famous for his respect for education. Previously, educated men were only to be found in the priesthood. One gets the impression that a literate male would be often teased and taunted, because a true warrior wouldn't waste his time on such trivia. Women had no rights under the Franks.

      I think everyone could tell a story or two of the Catholic Church supressing information. Remember Galileo?

      Don't even get me started on Bush. :)

      Educated people respect education. The people in power want to hold onto power. When those conflict, the truth is often the loser.

      Don't take my cynicism for defeatism though. I agree with the sentiment. One of the scariest things I've ever heard was when I heard conservatives derisively refer to the educated elite.
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    20. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by yakiimo · · Score: 1

      I think perhaps you are romanticizing those time periods. I would be willing to bet that the majority of people in the majority of those time periods / places you mentioned would not be so thrilled to be associated with philosophers, alchemists, etc. But both of us are speculating unless you have some evidence to back up your assertions (I don't :)

      I think more likely that as the grandparent and others have said, only the cream of the crop survives in the historical record. Therefore it only looks like the period was more enlightened. People probably didn't want to stand out too much from their social group or risk being cast out, and the day to day reality was probably as mundane and banal as today, adjusted for changes due to communication technology.

    21. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by unitron · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be "Britney has a pneumatic set"?

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    22. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by unitron · · Score: 1
      "I resisted upgrading it (a cellphone) as long as possible."

      I was forced to "upgrade" from a StarTac to a V265 because of the GPS thing. Oh how I wish (on a nearly daily basis) I could have resisted.

      We finally had to "upgrade" from our old Frigidaire after about 30 years because a particular part was no longer available. We sure didn't get 30 years out of its replacement. Our Amana RadarRange microwave gave us at least 20 good years, which is a lot more than I can say about its replacement.

      Sometimes it's very rational to fear change. (Especially the kind that happens to your body as you get into middle-age. Although I'd certainly fear getting into the Middle Ages more :-)

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    23. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Really? I thought that Europe was basically drunk for a few centuries during the middle ages.

      Also, smart people wrote the history. The stars, the bright lights, of history- they are the ones we hear about. The "scientists" that you talk about were the aristocracy throughout history, not the working man.

      People have more access to higher education now (worldwide) than ever. If people want to use their degree to watch American Idol, more power to them.

      Read some Aristophanes- change the names and places and film it as a sitcom. Same stuff, different era.

      -b

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    24. Re:You hit a pet peeve of mine there by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Agreed, Radio 4 news has declined to cereal packet level except for the longer programs in the early morning, late afternoon and the World tonight at 10pm. I learned a lot about the world in the late 70's listening to the World Tonight which at that time was an hour long program. In the intervening years they tried to kill it off by cutting it to half an hour but it currently survives with a 45 minute slot. Admittedly most of the news is about which politician has lied/shagged the most in the previous couple of days or other entertainment matters. But they do tend to mention real news filtered though which ever English white middle classed graduate fad is flavor of the moment - "DEMOCRACY" seems to be the infra dig thing this week so the slow slide into Civil War in Pakistan is whole heartedly supported by an endless diatribe on how wicked it is that this basket case of a county hasn't got DEMOCRACY. If they did of course the Democratically elected civilian leaders would be bitterly blamed for the secession of the north and street executions of women wearing the wrong clothing whilst terrorists fought openly with the army for possession of the nuclear weapons.

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  82. That's an easy question! by sponglish · · Score: 1
    What's wrong with the TV New?

    Liberal bias and cowardice.

    As for bias, the attempt by CBS to smear Bush with forged documents is just one example, there are so many others it's no wonder people don't trust the mainstream media.

    The cowardice can be seen in how many news programs and newspapers ran the Mohammed cartoons: by my last count it was two in the US. They sneer at Christians and Jews because they can safely do so, but because Muslims show their displeasure with criticism by killing the critics, our fearless media chose not to report a major story.

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    1. Re:That's an easy question! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You are buying into their bullshit if you think it's liberal bias. It's more like "government bias". They seem equally happy bending to the will of whoever's in power to take the focus off real issues and cover bullshit instead.

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    2. Re:That's an easy question! by sponglish · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, I'm not willing to accept your passionately stated opinion without at least one example. Calling someone else's opinion "BS" does not trump the debate.

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  83. "Don't offend the advertisers" by Simon · · Score: 1

    Big business is one of the most powerful forces in the world today. It should come as no surprise that a big network campanies which are paid by advertisers (read: big business), are only interested in promoting their business friendly view of the world, reality by damned. How can you expect TV news organisations to report on things like the war when they are being paid by the same companies that profitting from it?

    For-profit news reporting has been a continuing disaster.

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    1. Re:"Don't offend the advertisers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, Simon. I know you have a three-digit Slashdot ID and all, but you should really learn how to spell. I would suggest that you check out the Spelling it Right page at http://www.spelling.hemscott.net/

  84. establishment propaganda mill by Grampaw+Willie · · Score: 1
    the 'mainstream' is the establishment's propaganda mill

    why would anyone want to listen to half-truths, distortions, and advertising?

    If you think that massive government propaganda is the exclusive domain of the communist countries, think again.

    --attr William E Simon, sec'y treas


    Good reading offered recently on WorldNetDaily includes "Journalistic Fraud" and "Hillary's Secret War to Silence the Internet Journalists"
  85. Supply and Demand by VindictivePantz · · Score: 1

    As with most things in life, the "News Industry" is driven by demand. Hate seeing reports about Britney/Lindsey/Paris/Suri/Jen/Stedman? Guess what - you're stuck with it because there are enough people who watch those stories and buy those tabloids to make them into a profitable business.

    The same goes for the traditional News Media in general. There are more than enough people watching the alarmist, cookie-cutter dribble to perpetuate its profitability. CNN, MSNBC, and FOXNEWS are unbearable to watch.

    It's great to theorize why the News Media fails, but in the end, until the market starts to demand other outlets/methods on a large enough scale, we'll be stuck with stories about Anna Nichole Smith.

  86. What' the Beef? by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    FTFA: At the conclusion of the screening, there were a few suggestions for tightening here and clarification there. Finally, an NBC/GE executive responsible for "standards" shook his head and wondered about the tone in the reporter's voice. "Doesn't it seem like she has a point of view here?" he asked.

    There was silence in the screening room. It made me want to twitch, until I spoke up. I was on to something but uncertain I wasn't about to be handed my own head. "Point of view? What exactly do you mean by point of view?" I asked. "That war is bad? Is that the point of view that you are detecting here?"

    Seems to me that the story author is suffering sour grapes syndrome because an editor labeled his fluff/opinion piece for what it was and rejected it. Good call on that editor's part. Gives me some hope that all news execs and managers are not crusading crybabies and some actually understand the difference between news, opinion, and feel-good (or -bad) fluff.

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  87. Re: WMDs? Everyone thought they had them.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "Most everyone outside the US were Nostradamuses, too. I remember laughing to Colin Powell's address to the U.N. Security Council about Iraqy WMD in February 2003. I felt sorry for the guy! It was obvious that he himself did not believe the bullshit coming out of his mouth!"

    Hmm...strangely enough, most of the western nations and other like Russia seemed to have thought that Iraq did indeed have WMDs and WMD programs going. In the US, go back and listen to what Clinton/Gore said...they too thought Iraq had WMDs. The UK intelligence thought there were WMDs.

    Not to mention that Iraq itself didn't help its case any at all by not cooperating fully with the UN inspectors. Saddam kept acting like he had something to hide. If he'd have let insepctors in, let them go anywhere they wanted with NO obstruction, and had been fully transparent about things.....he'd still be in power today, killing and torturing his citizens just like he'd been doing before. If he'd show fully clean hands....no invasion would have occured.

    You may disagree with the way, that's cool. I personally am horrified how it has been mis-managed, we should have been in and out of there by now. Hindsight is 20/20....but, don't kid yourself...MOST countries at that time though Iraq had WMDs of some sort...he had already used some (chemical Ali ring a bell?) already...and had done nothing to try to dispell the notion that he no longer had then and no longer intended to pursue them.

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  88. You must really hate the Internet then... by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >The programs are NOTHING MORE THAN BAIT.

    I submit that this is the future of all digital content, indeed much of it already is: It's nothing more than bait to get you to visit the web site to generate ad revenue.

    Digital content is rapidly being reduced to zero worth, as it is available for free. But distribution points for the free content will struggle to use it as bait to get you coming back to visit - to view advertising.

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  90. Where to begin... by NavyTim · · Score: 1

    I recall in the 70's, Mom home by 3:30 (teacher), Dad home by 5 (engineer). Mom worked on dinner when she got in...Dad got home, they would sit and talk together, then we would have dinner. 6:30 and Dad was watching Walter Chronkite while we did the dishes. Fast forward to today: With my 11 yo son and my wife, we are lucky to eat dinner by 8pm. The first shot of any news on the tube is the 10pm news show, and mainly for headlines and the weather updates for the upcoming day (in Mass, snow?, etc). Face it; RSS feeds, cell phone updates, a computer everywhere - what is the "Evening News" going to tell me other than what slant the network broadcasting is taking on a particular subject (IE: Why I need to bail out those who took mortgages they can't pay). I read what I want, and read multiple sources and gather my own opinion. Talking heads ? Soon to all be on a News Anchor Realty Show...

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  91. That much is clear by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, that much is clear. And I'm certainly not proposing to stop people from getting what they want.

    The question was, sorta, when did people start wanting to be stupid, and why? When did it become fashionable to have the intellectual and cultural horizon of a midget in a well?

    I'm not even as much asking about the news, as such. That is IMHO effect, rather than cause. As you were saying, people get the news they want to get. And I could even live happily with them getting some brainless entertainment -- news or otherwise -- for a couple of hours a day, if they still used their brains the rest of the time.

    But that's just my problem: when they turn off that TV or log off from those gossip sites, they go on to try to be even _more_ stupid IRL. For some people, when they take a break from their circle of RL friends and turn on the TV, their IQ actually goes up one notch. On those TV news they might even accidentally learn that there's a war in Iraq, or that some weird place called Africa even exists, or some trivia. But then they go to their RL circle of friends and it's time for another round of, "oh, I'm too stupid for computers... and I'm too stupid for geography too, and I'm too stupid to have an opinion about Iraq, and generally, little old me has trouble even figuring out which shoe goes on the left foot in less than 2-3 tries. Each day."

    Even that gossip and trivia they heard about on TV, are promptly discarded unless they're in the commonly-agreed fashionably brainless set, so as not to make their friends feel inadequate.

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    1. Re:That much is clear by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question was, sorta, when did people start wanting to be stupid, and why?

      I think this is the easiest part of the equation to figure out -- the mainstream acceptance of rap and "thug life" culture. If you listen to ten rap songs (sucker for punishment?), I guarantee that at least 80% of those will allude to gettin' rich (and/or famous, and/or laid) without being educated. It's not *just* that they talk about success without "typical" education, it's that they often specifically target the white-collar world as being a bunch of pocket-protected nerds who can't dance. I don't think that anyone can argue that 50 Cent portrays an image of hilarious stupidity, yet also significant riches and affluence -- those who are either young enough or stupid enough to use him as a role model aren't likely to be staring down the barrel of too many microscopes in that particular pursuit.

      Let's face one fact: a typical education > career progression is about the least exciting path to financial success in the world. It's the case objectively, and severely exaggerated when placed next to being a celebrity, a gangster or an extreeeeeeeme athlete of some kind. Hell, if I could reasonably make the same living getting drunk every night on stage while some attractive young lady in the audience flashed her wares at me and licked her lips, I think... yeah, I probably would leave this cubicle career behind. In about one thousandth of a second.

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  92. There are two kinds of stories in the news by bdwoolman · · Score: 1
    Stories of interest and stories of importance. The best stories combine both elements, but they are rare. These days news editors always go for the stories of interest. In the past they balanced the presentation. There used to be more regulation from the FCC concerning broadcast news as well as more self-restraint and self-regulation in a desire to educate and inform the public. But the regulation was relaxed in the 80s in favor of the free market. Now demographics alone drive the news. Against the better instincts of the newsrooms the dictates of the cutthroat ratings wars prevail. Slowly but surely the old culture died.

    The taste for muck really hasn't changed in a hundred years. William Randolph Hearst is famous for having ordered that every one of his newspapers have a picture of a beautiful woman on the cover. Preferably, he liked to add, in several pieces. It is axiomatic that the more prurient the interest the better the sales.

    There was a decades-long period after World War II when there was a culture of intellectual balance. My take is that it kind of grew out of wartime censorship. But now we are back to the days of yellow journalism when the Hearsts and the Pulitzers ruled the roost --- think Rupert Murdoch. Except we have broadcast. Now, it's true, that what is interesting to some is not interesting to others. However, for the broadest demographic it is the gossip, fires, murders, storms and scandals that excite interest and grab eyeballs. They always have. The truth is that stories of great national importance are sometimes really pretty boring. Compare these three headlines:

    CITING INFLATION THREAT FEDERAL RESERVE RAISES INTEREST RATE A FULL BASIS POINT IN SUDDEN MOVE.

    With

    PORN STAR FOUND DISMEMBERED IN TRUNK OF RAP ARTIST'S BENTLEY

    with

    LEADING US PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOUND DEAD OF DRUG OVERDOSE IN NEVADA MOTEL

    Now in terms of importance, lives affected jobs affected people affected, the first story is really pretty important, arguably the most important. Such an unprecedented move would probably slam the stock market precipitating hundreds of thousands of job losses and all the misery that comes with it. Is it a lead? No. Despite its wide reaching importance, it's a yawn --- at least to most people. The stock market crash the next day might make the general headlines. But not the Fed move (Except on the financial page.) The second story is a prime example of a story of interest. But the third story combines both elements. That would probably be the lead any good news editor would choose; that is, unless it was a purely business news show. As long as the news is an advertising-driven economic proposition you're always going to see stories of interest predominate. The years of balanced television news in the four decades after World War II were more the exception than the rule. And it's only in countries with independent, but state-owned news channels, like the British Broadcasting Corp., that you see intelligent balanced news. The British love their tabloid smut, to be sure, but they don't get it from the Beeb. And they don't expect it either. Of course it's paradoxical. One does not really want state-owned news broadcasters either. That's a nasty slippery slope. I don't have any answers, except perhaps, to say that unbridled capitalism works very nicely to generate wealth (a good thing), but it is not the answer to making every institution in society work the way it should. Maybe things are as they should be. The current model does give people what they want (or at least what they think they want), even though it might not be in their best interest. We do have listener-sponsored radio and television. You'll find me tuned in to PBS or National Public Radio for my news and analysis, not broadcast television. Except, perhaps, on a slow news day. What has Brit got up to now to I wonder?

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  93. Push media vs. Pull media by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    IMHO the reason that network news (and all TV for that matter) fails is that it is push-media. It creates one signal and tries to broadcast that as widely as possible. Because of this, it must always cater to the "average viewer" which is nobody in particular. Everybody has different "niche" interests, but any one niche is too small of an audience, so the motivation is always to get the widest appeal by compromising any "niche" (ie actual content) with generalized sound-bites. Internet media allows the user to select what content they want to read, so it can cater to a vast array of niche interests (even to absurd extremes sometimes). Newspapers also have this ability, because a reader can selectively read a subset of articles which interest them. With TV however, the viewer must sit and passively receive whatever content is spit out, the only choice is to change channels or turn off. This prompts the network planners to make every moment into either a sound bite or a teaser of exciting things to come, trying to hold the viewers attention with an insubstantial smear of flashy graphics and vacuous commentary.

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  94. Google's Grand Design by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I think Google's grand design is to take time to cultivate its various functions independently, united solely by the simple search function (and all functions delivering ads, in/directly). Over time, as their individual product brands dominate, Google's API will capture a large enough developer base to compete with Microsoft on that primary essential asset: developer mindshare. Once Google has the advantage (or at least reliable momentum towards it), Google can itself unify some of these products, which will then finally become actual targets with which Microsoft can more conventionally compete - materializing only once ready to compete.

    The flagship will probably be a social network descended from Orkut, which will let people compose media/app suites with more or less interactive content (dependent on who's composing it), derived from the entire Internet's content, but within the Google platform. The social network will be the way consumers filter results guided by lexical searches, "related" by their associates' editorial decisions.

    If this sounds a lot like the 1996 Web in essence, but just with a lot more elaborate linking and media types, that's because it is. Google is booming precisely because it's as close to the unsupervised Internet, but with a single corporate entry point, as possible. Which means a return to "homepages" of actual people, linked to what they idiosyncratically like, is a recipe for success.

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  95. I got the answer by Ididerus · · Score: 1

    NYT (Print Version) FTW!

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  96. Brain Box: How television broke the minds of . . . by Rowan_u · · Score: 1

    If anyone's interested, we just had a very similar discussion over at muyuubyou that went out into the multiple hundreds of comments.

    Full Title

    Brain Box: How television broke the minds of three generations and turned a Democracy into an empire.

    Linky

    http://www.jakepcw.com/muyuubyou/?p=595

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  97. Re: Call Jon Stewart ( 6 O'Clock News ) by cdpage · · Score: 1

    Sad but True, Vote John Stewart for the 6:00 News Enlightening, Non-Gossip News...Yet Entertaining -- Imagine that? It would be interesting to see where the TV ratings go to should they try that. Do you Think that ratings would dip enough at the News stations that they might do something about it? One would Hope, but let hope they don't change to FOX news.

  98. TLC != The Learning Channel by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Discovery is still not too bad. But TLC stopped being The Learning Channel many years ago. The acronym now refers to "The Life Channel", hence all the reality programs on home improvement and medical stuff.

    On a side note though, a lot of the stuff on TLC *IS* educational, just to a different audience. I find many of the home improvement shows convey a lot of valuable information I use in my own home.

  99. Re: WMDs? Everyone thought they had them.... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2
    The end result, after almost five years of continuous bashing with a clue stick:

    Not to mention that Iraq itself didn't help its case any at all by not cooperating fully with the UN inspectors. Saddam kept acting like he had something to hide. If he'd have let insepctors in, let them go anywhere they wanted with NO obstruction, and had been fully transparent about things.....he'd still be in power today, killing and torturing his citizens just like he'd been doing before. If he'd show fully clean hands....no invasion would have occured.
    This is what happens when you watch too much TV.
  100. channel 4 news by oubliette_000 · · Score: 1

    The BBC has come downhill a lot recently as well with a lot more focus on the casual discussions between anchors rather than actual coverage (at least in prime-time slots). I strongly recommend Channel 4 News - the only thing still worh watching on the UK's channel 4. www.channelfour.com/news/

  101. It's not information ... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    It's not even data, it's NEWS. Useless for any practical purposes.

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  102. Re: WMDs? Everyone thought they had them.... by Lord+of+Hyphens · · Score: 1

    Saddam had a reason to make everyone think he had WMDs, and it starts with "I" and rhymes with "bran".

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  103. Newshour by gesualdo · · Score: 1

    Newhour with Jim Leher on PBS is the only tv news worth watching.

  104. No, it's a choice that preserves narrow debate. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    No, that's not why TV news is soundbites. When you reduce the amount of time in which someone is allowed to make their point, you reduce what they can say. When one has little time to speak, one can only make the same old points we've heard a dozen times before. Reframing the issue to talk about new ways of thinking takes time. Explaining more significant points that help the audience understand larger patterns takes time. The corporations that own so many TV channels all benefit from keeping tight control over the ends of allowable debate. For instance, when there's war analysis the corporate news will invite a military official (current or former) and someone else who is pro-war, so at best the debate is sure to never bring up any of the lies that were repeated by the corporate media. Instead, as so many news clips show, you get a weapons hardware show (complete with 3-D graphics of tanks, missiles, etc.). Very rarely will someone with an anti-war perspective get on-air, according to FAIR in a study of news shortly after the US invaded Iraq:

    Nearly two thirds of all sources, 64 percent, were pro-war, while 71 percent of U.S. guests favored the war. Anti-war voices were 10 percent of all sources, but just 6 percent of non-Iraqi sources and 3 percent of U.S. sources. Thus viewers were more than six times as likely to see a pro-war source as one who was anti-war; with U.S. guests alone, the ratio increases to 25 to 1.

    When a network is owned by a military contractor (like NBC which is owned by contractor General Electric), it's all too clear who benefits from the status quo and why this is the way it is.

    Democracy Now! is a daily TV news hour that gives people a chance to speak (audio and video archives on archive.org in a variety of formats, transcripts of a lot of their segments are on their website gratis). They cover important stories, not the fluff (celebrity goings-on, daily weather reports, sports, and traffic reports) and they cover many stories the corporate news won't touch or won't discuss from a perspective not favored by corporate lobbyists (independent and lesser-known candidates in big elections, "third rail" issues like the death penalty, Israel/Palestine conflict, Texaco/Chevron/Coca-Cola killings around the world, corporate media control, universal health care).

    1. Re:No, it's a choice that preserves narrow debate. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      While your facts are not exactly unbiased themselves (even after following the links) I guess we could surmise the "fact" that anti-war people hardly ever get on air is because that is boring, given most people are now pretty firmly against the Iraq War. The fact they can find so many people who will still try to defned our actions there is newsworthy because it is sensationalist.

    2. Re:No, it's a choice that preserves narrow debate. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

      You say my "facts are not exactly unbiased" but you don't refute anything I said. Talking about facts being biased makes no sense. That corporate news kept shilling for war while the US public was in favor of war can't be explained by your entertainment/sensationalism rationale.

      The news media has an obligation to question power and the government's most serious act is to go to war. So it is part of the media's job to challenge the government to justify going to war. They didn't do that in the run up to the invasion of Iraq. Millions of people in the streets before the war began had a hard time getting serious coverage in most corporate news outlets.

      What would be sensational is for major corporate media to report on what Iraqis want (do they want the US in or out of their country?), to report on what American people said they want in their own polls—according to Jeff Cohen and Normon Solomon, most Americans want a national health insurance program run by the government and are willing to pay higher taxes for it but CBS' Jeff Greenfield says the opposite in a news piece responding to Michael Moore's "SiCKO" (which advocates for universal health care, particularly HR676, a single-payer universal health care bill):

      Reflecting what became mainstream media's conventional wisdom in the wake of Michael Moore's "SiCKO" documentary, CBS correspondent Greenfield explained that the U.S. lacks a universal healthcare system not because of the powerful insurance lobby -- but because "Americans are just different." He quoted an academic who said Americans, unlike Canadians and Europeans, don't want government involvement in healthcare: "It's a cultural difference."

      Actually, CBS's own poll of Americans had found 64 percent supporting the view that the federal government should "guarantee health insurance for all" -- with 60 percent approving of higher taxes to pay for it. A CNN poll found 64 percent American support for the idea that "government should provide a national health insurance program for all Americans, even if this would require higher taxes."

      We know the corporate media can do better. During hurricane Katrina mainstream media covered ordinary people on-air talking about what their families went through including criticism of government inaction. It's no coincidence that the media had no managers from the government controlling the message; the soldiers who would fill that role were all shipped off to Iraq.

    3. Re:No, it's a choice that preserves narrow debate. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Dude, I didn't refute anything you said becaue I don't disagree with you. It would help your cause greatly, however, to cite less extreme sources is all I'm saying.

    4. Re:No, it's a choice that preserves narrow debate. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what you're getting at with "less extreme sources". How are sources "extreme" or mild (?).

    5. Re:No, it's a choice that preserves narrow debate. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Your sources reek of political bias and lack any sort of neutrality. Take a research class in college and read up on validity and reliability. There are also some good books and websites about how to determine a web page's authority as well. Your references fail a lot of basics when it comes to passing the 5-second "is it reliable?" test.

  105. Re: WMDs? Everyone thought they had them.... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    Iraq thought it was in their best interest to keep things a mystery here.
    They neither confirmed nor denied the existence of WMD's and though that
    this was in their best interests strategically in their own region.
    Remember that Iraq was probably more interested in what Tehran thought than
    what Washington thought.

    This would not be the first time that some idiot bluffed the US into thinking
    that it was more powerful than it actually was. The cold war started this way.

    Khruschev made all sorts of (in a very russian-male style btw) bogus bragging
    claims that the US couldn't confirm or deny. So the US simply took him at his
    word.

    However, all of that is irrelevant.

    The real issues are one of strategy and regional politics and our own (US)
    national interests. The bigger problem is that Bush ignored his own spymasters
    and his own generals. He played the part of the typical corporate vampire and
    marginalized anyone that had their own opinions and weren't "team players".

    The Bush problem is that he needs to surround himself with yes men.

    He can't tolerate independent Spies, independent Generals or independent scientists.
    No head of state can function effectively without these. They depend too heavily
    on the counsel of relevant experts.

    Bush vs. Reagan or Nixon.

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  106. Re: WMDs? Everyone thought they had them.... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Insightful
    MOST countries at that time though Iraq had WMDs of some sort...

    Technically true - most countries thought there was a possibility that Iraq had a few "WMDs" - like a few chemical grenades and no useful delivery system, but they didn't think that these constituted a threat to anybody. Hussein had to accept inspections, the US controlled the air space, his economy was severely restricted. Most countries thought he was not a problem, and most countries were right about that, as we now know.

    Saddam kept acting like he had something to hide.

    Yep, he was a scumbag, as we all realize. He probably wasn't all that bright, either. Having said that, pointing to the non-cooperation of a known scumbag, after you've killed around 100000 people and wrecked an entire country's infrastructure is a rather lousy excuse.

  107. In a Nutshell by Simulant · · Score: 1

    The problem with network news is that the content is indirectly chosen by CORPORATE SPONSERS who only buy advertising if they think it will hit their demographic.

    The most interesting point in the article was that some networks didn't run advertising during the 9/11 attacks because they COULDN'T SELL ANY, not out of any kind of respect for the victims.

      Now perhaps you understand why our wars appear bloodless. They'd only be able to sell advertising to Pfizer if they covered it properly.

    I don't see how we can ever expect to get consistently accurate news with decent breadth from ad supported media. There are occasional bright spots but the system that finances our TV news is capricious, biased, and panders to the lowest common denominator.

    IMO, the BBC produces the best TV news product available in English so I'd prefer their imperfect system. At least news is the product on their news channels. (right wingers, have at it... and yeah, I do know there are ads on BBC America and BBC News Intl. )

  108. A PTI for news by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    The whole story reminded me of the Wes Mendell rant on the Studio 60 pilot episode. Too bad that show too was eventually stripped of its edge. In my opinion, the best news show format is PTI and it's unfortunate that it's a sports show. To be completely unbiased there needs to be two people playing "devil's advocate" for a liberal and conservative bias. The two should debate for a predetermined period of time until a bell goes off and they move onto the next topic.

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    1. Re:A PTI for news by danzona · · Score: 1

      To be completely unbiased you need two biased people? Is that from "1984"?

  109. Nice Try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The conservative position was entirely out of respect for the dead and their families. It was the lieberals, such as yourself, that politicized it and tried to make out this was not so. Only one media outlet in the whole country even bothered to ask for and report the conservative side of the story. Hint: it was not the Globe and Liberal, the National Liberal, the Toronto Liberal, nor the Communist Broadcasting Corporation.

    Yes, after more than a decade of lieberal mis-rule, the conservatives only won a minority. Take a closer look at who is doing the counting.

  110. i learned it here... by smithcl8 · · Score: 1

    As far as the networks are concerned, you are not the customer, you are the product. Think about it.

  111. Very Simple - BIAS by SengirV · · Score: 1, Informative

    The bias towards the left is soooo amazingly palpable that it turns a lot of viewers off. Ever wonder why Fox news has sooo many viewers compared to the rest? Because people are sick of hearing about how America sucks all the time. If there is a positive economic indicator, the MSM(CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, etc...) will twist it to somehow be negative and Bush's fault. When Clinton was in office, the MSM would grasp at anything to report as a positive economically. And that is just one example. Take the unquestioned "humans are the cause for global warming", "guns kill people, not other people", "religious right is responsible for all the ills in America", "America's wealthy are the cause for all the ills in the world thus making terrorist attack on civilians somehow justified", "macabre lovefest with anything Brittney, Lohan, Paris, pretty white girl/woman killed", etc... and the news is unwatchable.

    It's actually very similar to the dumbing down of other networks like ESPN. ESPN is unwatchable anymore because rather than report the sports new, they have Stu Scott trying to "ghetto" up the news, and they would rather concentrate on the Patriots 90% of the time when discussing football, rather than talk about the other 31 teams in the league. Much like the MSM, there are protected teams/figures(regular news, it's Clinton and the Democrats), like the patriots, Indy, Brady, Peyton Manning, LT, etc...

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  112. Panem et Circenses by kbahey · · Score: 1

    TV is the modern version of Panem et circenses, specifically Circus games (as in Gladiators) replaced by American Idol, Top model and pseudo news about Paris and Britney.

  113. My HD package has great programming! by Vr6dub · · Score: 1

    The investment may not be worth it to you but...I get great qualtiy, original programming on my HD channels. National Geographic HD and Discovery HD most always have something interesting on. We also have PBS HD and A&E HD which are both good too. There is good quality programming out there. It's just that the S/N ratio is so high.

  114. Business by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    Everyone can complain all they want about the liberal media and Fox News and such. The bottom line is TV news is just another form of media. It's a business like anything else. Regardless of their political leanings, they are going to cover what people want covered, or better yet, what they think people want covered. It's really as simple as that.

    Maybe I don't want to hear about what Paris did this week, but you can bet there is a good majority of people who will watch a TV news show just to find out.

  115. "Journalists" by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    The problem is that "journalists" are idiots.

  116. Why I don't respect Big Media by LorenzoV · · Score: 1

    I could go on for quite a while about TV news, but to what end. I just don't watch much of anything calling itself "news" from the mainstream news media anymore.

    My epiphany came about 1995 or so. It seems that a former (1970s vintage) acquaintance committed some dastardly deed. It was the rage in the national news for a while. A short time later I was contacted by a reporter from "BigMedia". They wanted to interview me about my acquaintance. Fool! I agreed.

    A reporter came to my house. We talked for 30 minutes or more. What showed up in the newspapers was a single statement, taken out of context, presented in the most unfavorable light, essentially libeling me and my acquaintance.

    I called my lawyer. He laughed at my story. He said: "They are in the entertainment industry, not the News industry. Learn your lesson and get over it".

    He also suggested that I never talk to the media without a witness and without getting paid in advance for it.

    I've learned my lesson.

  117. The Same Thing That's Wrong With All News! by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

    I refer you all to Manufacturing Consent by Chomsky and Herman. It's a book, but there's a documentary as well that you can view on Youtube.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHJHGOE8MIs

  118. Re: WMDs? Everyone thought they had them.... by Jon_S · · Score: 1

    Actually, it starts with "I" and rhymes with "brawn"

  119. nothings really long by peter303 · · Score: 1

    News is about the only thing I regularly watch on TV - network, local, and the weekly magazines.

  120. depressing geezer commercials by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Cant pee, cant get it up, will have anemia and permanent heartburn. Im going to end it at 40 then.

  121. Television is a poor outlet for news by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1
    When I noticed that the print news had more story detail than the broadcast news, that's when I quit watching TV. TV simply cannot devote enough time to most stories due to advertising demands and they omit details that are important. So the story from broadcast news is not 100% accurate.

    Notwithstanding the blatant sensationalism, overwhelming and intrusive advertising, advertisements disquised as "stories" (TV shows, movies, etc), stupid teasers to the next story which turned out to be unimportant, non-event paris/nicole/spears news, and corporate bias and control of content.

    I actually fell asleep during Dan Rather's broadcast. It is the only time I ever fell asleep in front of the TV.

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  122. NEWS Farm Ratings by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    North East West South (NEWS) media ain't what it use to be just like the old gray mare ... put it out to pasture.

    NEWS as the cutting edge sword of the public's republic has been beaten down into a dull rusting plow of corporatist values. NEWS (paper/broadcast/...) now serves to entertain the foolish, petty, and silly or maintain the delusional public vision of democracy, capitalism, patriotism, religion ....

    The housing market crash-scam with predatory mortgages was identified by many of US a few years ago. The 1980 decade S&L and predatory loans, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_Loan_crisis. US tax payer bail out the 1980's S&L, now the 2005 banks, then the 2020 financial... while the poor-public citizen pays with homes, savings, then tax dollars to make USAll poorer.

    The above pattern-model can be applied to Domino-Theory::Vietnam-Iraq::Terrorist-Fear ....
    The above pattern-model can be applied to 911-Surprise
    The above pattern-model can be applied to Tech__Bubble
    The above pattern-model can be applied to ....

    Corporatist, Big-Clergy, and Politicians are either stupid or duplicitous in crime, I think.

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    Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?
  123. TV News is an Oxymoron by Dancebert · · Score: 1

    There is nothing wrong with TV news. It's not journalism, it's entertainment. Like almost everything else on TV, it's content is designed to capture ratings.

  124. OT: Grumpy Old Men by sgtrock · · Score: 1

    But I'm at the age where I can be a member of the 'Grumpy Old Men' club (Excellent BBC TV Series).

    I don't know if this series you're referring to is a spinoff of the movie with the same name or not. However, you forcibly reminded me of a Usenet post that I saw on mn.general (Minnesota General interest, obviously) years ago. It was patterned after comic Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck if.." bit that he still does as part of his standup routine.

    Naturally, it was titled "You might be a Minnesotan if...". Among other gems, it included this line:

    -the first time you saw "Grumpy Old Men" you thought it was a documentary.

    It's a much funnier line when you read it in the context of the whole post. A quick Google of the phrase turned up several archived copies of it online. One can be found here. Here's a sampling taken at random:

    -you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping the food will swim by.

    -you keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it ain't worth taking them off for only two months.

    -someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.

    -your Dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.

    -you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

    -you never had to rewind any part of "Fargo" because you missed some of the dialogue.

    Who says Americans can't poke fun at themselves? :)

  125. He's right you know by mhollis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I never had the opportunity to work directly with John as he worked the Dateline side and I was strictly on "news." I worked as an editor for NBC Nightly News and Today for over 8 years. You can see some of my work here. Like John, I was laid off in one of their "downsizing" operations.

    John writes in his article about how there was a lot of interest in finding stories in the emotional heart of America and no interest in stretching the understanding of most Americans and that is true of Dateline as well as the News division. John was a very well-known journalist hired by Dateline to do serious stories. He is right to have felt frustrated. There is zero interest in informing Americans what is truly happening and the best example is the 2000 election.

    NBC breathlessly announced that there was a "Constitutional Crisis" in the election and that unless this whole Florida recount was figured out it would turn into a real crisis. Then NBC sent cameras to get unique angles of election officials scrutinizing punch-card ballots and followed the court cases. Then, rather than inform America about what is written in the US Constitution, NBC and the other networks passively stood by while the US Supreme Court, in a completely extra-Constitutional step decided to hear the case of Bush v Gore and then decided to select who would be the next President of the United States.

    Americans' lack of understanding about their own Constitution was recently exemplified to me by a recently-retired naval Commander who told me that she thought that this Electoral College thing for choosing the President should be changed and that we should get our Congress to change it. I told her that our Constitution did not provide for the popular election of a President and that the States were in charge of that. The States choose how electors shall be chosen and most have a "Winner Takes All" approach but some apportion some electors according to how the popular vote went. I suggested that she ask her Governor and her State representatives to change how they chose their electors.

    NBC never reported that, when the US Supreme Court got involved, it was taking away the right of the State of Florida to apportion its electors. The top court that should have decided in this case was the Florida Supreme Court and, if they didn't decide the case or if a recount would have taken too long, the matter would have been thrown to the US Congress to decide whether or not to accept any electors from Florida, to accept the electors from all states save Florida or to decide the matter themselves.

    There was no crisis and NBC reporting that there was is another example of a story being sensationalized for ratings, which seems to be more important than NBC actually informing the viewers of the facts and what is really going on.

    Furthermore, none of the blogs I read, nor any of the radio or television stations I watched actually informed the public as to the facts of the Constitution. I did read one book well after Bush v Gore was settled stating that what the Supreme Court did was extralegal. I noted that the New York Times did have a story about how Florida's Supreme Court had final say and then they ignored this fact as soon as the case was heard by the Supreme Court of the US.

    So I think it's safe to say that everyone got the real story wrong.

    I'm really happy to see that John has gainful employment. I'm still looking for something full-time

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  126. !Ironic (NT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:!Ironic (NT) by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      When you shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun after singing that you don't have a gun, you have more or less just actively defined irony. (Observe definitions 1, 5 and 6 in conjunction for those who can't be bothered to figure such a thing out on their own)

  127. The Nets Still Live in 1967/where's all the DVR's by speedlaw · · Score: 1

    The only response the eyeball owners can have is to try to wrest control of the TV. Now, we can do that with DVD's, netflix,and the internet, where what YOU want is the only thing that matters, and you are Ad-free (mostly). You can get a DVR, and cull the TV wheat from the AD chaff, and you are again Ad-free. Both circumstances are totally against the idea of the mass media networks. They still live in 1967, where we own the transmitter, you own the receivers, and you watch what we put on when we put it on, no input from you, thanks. In 2008, I slept through Letterman yesterday, saw the monologue On-Line, using a series of tubes, and it was when *I* was ready. We very rarely watch any primetime TV "live", and let the DVR catch it, for later watching and zapping at our convenience. If you don't rent it from a Cable or Satellite Company, a standalone DVR is very hard to find. Out of production Sony or LG is all you can get, if you don't want to do a full MythTV setup. Even then, it's not easy. You'd think there would be a market for off the air DVR's, since HDTV is free and uncompressed if you can get it old school with an antenna. I would think that the mass media would scream "free hd" from the same rooftops which would sprout antennae. Yet there is no market for them......one might think that the RIAA, in conjunction with a few big companies, are trying to stifle any sort of "possession" of digital media, even if it is totally locked down and encrypted like my Sony HDD-250. If the Sat/Cable company owns the box, then the 30 second skip can be disabled, and they can limit what/how long you archive, fair use be damned. A standalone recorder you own can't be controlled in this way. You have two warring disc formats, either of which "works" for 99% of the target market, but that's also "on hold". The big boys managed to saddle HDMI, a good idea, with HDCP, which is just a way to keep us in their world of 1967, with them controlling all the media. Sorry boys, the internet wins. My kids don't buy CD's, it's all on a player of some sort. They don't care about 'albums ', and carry around entire collections in their pockets. They IM friends and check out "you tube" videos, not wait for "american bandstand". Still, the mass media nets have one ace, they are producing the only new HD content, and still in a limited way, are in 1967 there....and then they piss off the writers and that one bit of HDTV is cut-off. (repeats are repeats even in 1080i). I have a degree in old style broadcasting and film and my knowledge is now a quaint set of "old ways". While those who run the industry still try to cling to the old ways, and have some limited success limiting audience options, the tidal wave that is the internet has pulled out....way out, and ask the Tsunami victims what one should do when the tide pulls out a half mile. Big media is running toward the ocean, thinking they will get free fish, not running for the hills.

  128. NPR == NBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NPR is all fluff, opinion pieces and ads nowadays. Cokie Roberts is a megastar, some dopey-voiced guy talks about 'underwriting support' every 6 minutes. Any claim it had as an alternative to the major news outlets has been gone for years.

  129. Re: WMDs? Everyone thought they had them.... by rmerry72 · · Score: 1

    This would not be the first time that some idiot bluffed the US into thinking that it was more powerful than it actually was. The cold war started this way.

    The Cold War started (or at least massively escalated) because that idiot dropped a 57 Megaton hydrogen bomb! What a bluff! And only two years after agreeing with the rest of the world to halt all atmospheric nuclear testing. I'm sorry but the potential to generate a 4.6 KM fireball suggests an enemy with some real firepower.

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  130. Another recommendation: Charlie Rose by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Particularly when he has scientists, artists, or political or military leaders on. You get a full hour of uninterrupted, expert conversation on a topic...the opposite of a soundbite.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  131. Artist Bashing by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

    Well there sure are a lot of people here who assume what they consider art is the correct while any other taste is at best irrelevant to a news broadcast. Well the fact of the matter is Cobain and Britney (not so much paris) have sold a lot of records, for shits and giggles we'll say 1 million. So when they die, to one degree or another that could potentially effect one million people. Now is an event, regardless of sector, that affects 1 million people not news worthy? Well of course it is, and I do understand the points of view trying to be made. It's the context, style and amount of coverage that needs some serious correction. Yadda, yadda, yadda... You get my point.
    So until then let's support NPR and PBS, or let us at least not mock the people who do watch and consider discussions of the arts relevant.

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  132. I think it's the opposite by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    The media is too concerned with being fair. Factual news reporting lends itself to supporting one or another ideology, because that's the way facts are--they're specific and exclusive. There are WMDs, or there are not WMDs. There was a blow job or there wasn't a blowjob. The guy either knew or he didn't. If the vaccine reduced infection rates by 83% then it is effective.

    Yet, many incredibly stupid "controversies" are perpetuated by the media because journalists improperly substitute fairness for objectivity as their guiding doctrine. Consider the recent treatment of evolution and global warming. Rather than focus on the objective scientific news and controversies of these topics, much of the news media (especially broadcast) focuses on the political machinations. Thus you get a situation where a few op-ed writers and lobbyists are portrayed in the same light (remember, gotta be fair) as thousands of highly trained and knowledgable scientists, just because they disagree with them.

    This is one reason the Daily Show is so popular as a source of news. Because they are a comedy show, they are not afraid to call bullshit on bullshit and speak frankly. In fact they have to, because a waffled punchline is not funny.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
    1. Re:I think it's the opposite by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      This is one reason the Daily Show is so popular as a source of news. Because they are a comedy show, they are not afraid to call bullshit on bullshit and speak frankly. In fact they have to, because a waffled punchline is not funny.

      Usually. There are some causes that are mostly based on bullshit that the Daily Show has given equal time to, though I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they might not have known that the cause was BS. For instance, when RFK Jr came onto the Daily Show and repeated his lines about how Thermasil causes autism and how the pharmaceutical companies have prevented any information about this from getting out because.. well.. you know, they're evil, he got a very sympathetic ear from John Stewart who didn't challenge him on any of his assertions that the mainstream medical community disagreed with. So the Daily Show has its faults too, though they can always fall back on the claim that as a comedy show, they don't need to be accurate.

  133. Major disagreement by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
    I'm afraid I disagree with a number of points you made, poster Moraelin.

    The thing is, it's not only ghetto kids.

    I believe that to be mainly a product of pop culture for young Black Americans today. Many years ago Black Americans wore their knowledge and intelligence as a badge of pride, today they wear their ignorance as a badge of pride. Perhaps the social engineering - resulting from AFDC and prejudice in jobs/schools, etc., - whereby a father figure can frequently be found to be missing in the homes of lower socioeconomic Black American youth.

    Human culture for _millenia_ respected intelligence.

    I strongly disagree with that statement and believe history presents us with almost limitless examples to the contrary.

    Due to Da Vinci's bastard birth (during Renaissance times), he was limited to only three occupations: artist, sculptor or pharmacist (that period's traveling country doctor). Thorstein Veblen was a truly far-sighted genius and thinker, being the first to utilize Darwinian principles in the explanations of people's behavior in the area of social economics. (Please see Rick Tilman's outstanding scholarly work on the subject.)

    Your trite description of the horrors of the dark ages - something which we have again entered (please review Jane Jacobs' Dark Age Ahead for an excellent example) - does a major disservice to that period.

    I would strongly suggest the explosion of the sciences in the 19th and 20th century (with the exception of the 2nd half of the 20th century - due to the GI Bill in America - please see Edward Humes excellent work Over Here for a detailed analysis of the social benefits of that legislation) was in spite of the obstacles presented to all but the elites in obtaining further and advanced eduction. When people of truly advanced intelligence happen upon the human scene, they generally wise up and hide among us (William Sidris and several others come immediately to mind).

    Greatest thinkers in the Western Hemisphere IMO:

    Leonardo Da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, Darwin, Thorstein Veblen, Martin Luther King, Michael Parenti, Catherine Austin Fitts

  134. Empathy has no place in the newsroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The news is supposed to report WTF is going on: just the facts. Any attempt to make the public feel or think a certain way about current events is propaganda. IMHO, it's probably best that this twit left NBC. It's too bad that he didn't take most of the staff and upper management along with him.

  135. Americans take note by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    SBS World News and George Negus' Dateline are available online, and make all other news shows pale in comparison.

  136. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    cobains death was not surprising honestly.

    Now I will skip the britney spears part because I agree the amount of coverage was idiotic. even the masses agreed with that yet it was still pumped.

    Elvis was in a different category compared to cobain.

    I loved his music, but to call it a major story is definitely not something I would agree with
    His career was short, he was in a small genre of rock, he was honestly a bigger star after his death.

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  137. Re:I am Micheal Moore and this is Frontline by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    I prefer CNNNN myself, if we're talking about the failure of American news.

  138. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    Small genre of rock? I'd say over 75% of what you hear on modern rock stations today is a direct descendant of the chugging, pseudo-punk sound he pioneered on Nevermind. (Admittedly, STP's Core--released a year later--is another major influence. A lot of people say Pearl Jam as well, but--though they are an awesome band--they really didn't inspire much beyond a few early imitators... notably Seven Mary Three and a little later, Creed.)

    Granted, a lot of the music nowadays is simplistic or watered-down tripe, but there are some real gems in there, too. Nirvana KILLED hair metal/"stadium" metal. After Nevermind, it just about vanished off the face of the Earth. For the past 16+ years, nearly every new rock band has used some form of the dirty, chugging, non-melodic/very rhythm-heavy guitar style. It's gotten more staccato and dynamically compressed (and, IMO, soulless) in recent years (this is at least partially due to the nu metal scene brought to the forefront by Korn in the mid/late 90s) but the influence is still unmistakable. Maybe it existed long before Nirvana, I dunno, but pre-1991, you just didn't hear that kind of rough, non-melodic shit--not even Hendrix reached that level of (as he would call it) "earth"--and yet ever since Nevermind, it's been absolutely everywhere.

  139. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    You are comparing what has resulted since his death with his importance at the time of his death. There is a major difference.

    It is all in retrospect you realize his importance to modern rock and the changeout from 80's metal. At the time of his death none of that was realized and therefore the news of his death was not equivalent to someone like Lennon whom was an agent of societal change and had been for a decade plus.

    At the time of his death, grunge rock was pretty small and uninfluenced. It became influential and has roots in more modern rock, but that still doesnt change the time line.

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  140. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    You think that the grunge sound was small and uninfluenced in 1994? Wow... where were you?

    I can tell you where I was--in a middle school (and I live in Florida--i.e., pretty damned far from Seattle), wearing flannel on a DAILY basis unless it was over 90 degrees out, listening to Pearl Jam, Candlebox, STP, Bush, and (of course) Nirvana. The nu rock wave was still in its infancy, and I don't remember any 80s-style music being the least bit popular at this point. Perhaps things were different where you lived...

  141. Please be specific. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    Please provide specifics instead of pointing me to something vague like a "research class in college". After all, how do you know I won't pick a class where Democracy Now! is used as a source of good journalism? While you're at it, please point me to specific instances of some of these "neutral", "reliable" sources which don't "reek of political bias".

    1. Re:Please be specific. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      It's not about picking specific sites or me pointing you to ones "I" think are good. Learn how to determine if a source is valid and reliable and you'll never have to ask others whether or not your source passes the test. If you have access to academic online libraries, such as EBSCOhost, use materials from there instead of politically charged sites like Democracy Now! You can find tons of free, basic lectures online. Try the search term "accessing reliability and validity".

  142. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    You were the pre-emo kid in your middle school. You were an insignificant minority (hey guess where emo came from...)

    I am sorry, but the cultural relevance at the time of kurts death was insignificant at best, the fact you were in middle school at the time pretty much codifies that in that you think he really was that instantly important. the relevance he did have on pop culture was significant, but spread out over a much longer time period.

    but regardless of his cultural influences, his death was minor news story despite a bunch of middle schoolers doing the flannel thing (i had the same wardrobe, but it did not make a cultural revolution in the same magnitude of lennon, hendrix or other greats)

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  143. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    You were the pre-emo kid in your middle school. You were an insignificant minority

    Um, no. I was the average, somewhat geeky, popularity-seeking kid at my school. I was emulating what was BY FAR the most common tastes amongst the non-black, non-wigger kids (is there a less-offensive term that means "trying extremely hard to act black" ?) at the time. Granted, this was a magnet school, which meant there were a bunch of rich, gifted, mostly white kids crammed in with a bunch of poor, delinquent, mostly black kids (this isn't a racist comment; it's the truth and it's an inevitable consequence of societal racism and the magnet school concept), so that might have polarized things and made the grunge aesthetic a little more pronounced than it would have otherwise been.

    Nevertheless, a few years later in (a fairly typical) high school, when the flannel was a lot rarer, Nirvana was still extremely popular and it wasn't too rare to hear kids mention Kurt's death in the passing. Fine, maybe the death itself wasn't as earthshaking as Lennon or Hendrix, but I can safely say it was the most earthshaking thing SINCE those deaths. And Cobain's contribution to musical contribution is on par with Hendrix's (though probably not Lennon's.) I have no idea how long it took the evening news to care about Kurt; all I'm saying was that, amongst every single person my age who was of the same socioeconomic background, the effect was immediate and sustained.

    Oh yes... emo sucks, fuck you very much. Grunge and gothic rock (see: AFI circa late 90s--NOT their recent shit) are completely separate genres. Emo is completely soulless and hollow and it was descended from soulless and hollow-sounding "emotional" punk, NOT grunge. What you hear on the radio today (the non-emo stuff) is grunge merged with nu metal with occasional classic-thrash elements thrown in. I'm not a huge fan of it... but holy shit man, anything is better than emo.

    Completely OT: I'd have to say that the only truly interesting stuff on popular radio in the past few years has been from System of a Down (and now Serj Tankian solo) and--trust me, it PAINS me to say this--Linkin Park. SoaD should be self-explanatory--it's simply the most powerful, political, creative shit on mainstream radio... LP, I'd say, it just about the ONLY band I've heard that's manage to fuse hip hop rhythms into rock and not sound make it sound like anemic nu metal (e.g... err, just about everyone nowadays) or complete shit (e.g. Kid Rock or Limp Bizkit.) AFI has some interesting sounds on their last 2 albums, but I'm not even sure you can call it rock anymore. I wish someone would pick up where The Art of Drowning left off. (And before you mention it--their image is extremely emo, but their music never was.) Honorable mentions to Green Day's last album, Coheed and Cambria, and Tool.

    OT of the OT rant: You know, when Nickleback's first big single (Leader of Men) hit the charts, I had a LOT of hope for them... it really was a neat little song. Quickly thereafter I realized I just wanted them to shut the fuck up... now here I am 5 years later, STILL waiting for them to shut the fuck up. Stations around here still play that goddamned Rockstar. Swore off radio completely for a while (in part because of Nickleback specifically), but my CD player broke and just haven't the time... ok, done ranting.

  144. Re:It was significant like the shooting of Lennon by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    And Cobain's contribution to musical contribution

    On a related note, I should probably sleep now.