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  1. Man, this is tough on China Third Country To Be Hit By 'Brown Tide' · · Score: 0

    I have to decide whether to go with a scatological or racist joke. Hmm...

    Okay, how about, "Sorry, took me a few flushes to get that one down."

  2. An interesting dichotomy on OS X 10.8 (Mountain Lion) Won't Support Some 64-bit Macs With Older GPUs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a software company, it's in Microsoft's best interest to prevent "new hardware" from being a barrier to entry for buying their software. (Remember the "Vista Capable" mess?)

    As a hardware company, Apple mostly uses their software to try to entice you into buying new hardware.

  3. Re:Bye Florida! on Sea Level Rise Can't Be Stopped · · Score: 1

    Dude, it's not all New-Yorkers. That Billy Joel song was fictional, you know.

  4. Re:Jesus, stop being pathetic! on Linux Users Banned From Diablo III Servers · · Score: 1

    Probably because Blizzard is the only one to perfect the abusive Skinner box loot grind. Why do gambling addicts keep going to casinos?

  5. Re:Let's get this one out of the way on CERN Announcing New LHC Results July 4th · · Score: 1

    Alright, one more: Yo mamma's so fat, when she walks to the fridge, she violates causality.

  6. Let's get this one out of the way on CERN Announcing New LHC Results July 4th · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yo mamma's so fat, CERN used her to find the Higgs-Boson with four-sigma certainty.

  7. In fact... on Chatbot Eugene Wins Biggest Turing Test Ever · · Score: 1

    In fact, the computer was so convincing, that the judges believed it was actually Alan Turing.

    The computer is now in jail, pending appeal of long-standing homosexuality charges. When asked for comment, its lawyer said, "That's very interesting. Tell me more about this subject."

  8. Re:Mixed feelings on ADA May Force Netflix To Provide Closed Captioning On Content · · Score: 1

    well we could take it to the next logical step, What about blind people? we need to make sure blind people can access the internet and "watch" their videos as well!

    Yeah, but the cost of paying a guy to spend two minutes in a sound booth saying, "There's a cat, and it's doing some funny things," wouldn't be cost-prohibitive, and would knock out at least 95% of the workload.

  9. XP? Why stop there? on On Orbitz, Mac Users Offered Pricier Hotels First · · Score: 5, Funny

    Change it to Windows ME, and you can get the senior discounts.

  10. Re:Always the same BS: 'My way is better because' on Are We Failing To Prepare Children For Leadership In the US? · · Score: 1

    Well just look at them! You ever tried getting one of today's three-year-olds to manage a shift?

  11. Re:Comfort? on Nintendo's Big-Screen 3DS XL Meets Lukewarm Reception · · Score: 1

    My petite, girlish hands are finally paying off. Hours of Kid Icarus with no pain. VINDICATION.

  12. Re:No on Will Dolby's New Atmos 62.2 Format Redefine Surround Sound? · · Score: 2

    Breaking: Do bears shit in the woods?

  13. Re:"because it is built on MS Access." on Bev Harris of Black Box Voting Releases Accenture's Voting Software · · Score: 1

    From what I've seen of this application, yeah, it's definitely not "simple". It should have been built with a secure, well-written database back-end handling the security and business rules, with a mostly dumb front-end.

  14. Re:"because it is built on MS Access." on Bev Harris of Black Box Voting Releases Accenture's Voting Software · · Score: 1

    An Access front-end with SQL Server acting as the back-end can work just fine for relatively simple applications, but the developer still has to know what he's doing. For a simple data entry and maintenance application, I can throw something together in just an hour or two. It's less effort to do simple stuff with Access, and less effort to do complicated stuff with, say, C#. So, right tool for the right job and all that.

    But storing data in the Access database, and having it accessed by multiple users is always a recipe for disaster.

  15. Re:Wait wait wait on Six Arrested Over Japanese Android Porn Virus · · Score: 1

    The funny part is you could replace "Android" with "Gynoid", and the headline would make just as much sense, if not more.

  16. Wait wait wait on Six Arrested Over Japanese Android Porn Virus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are we talking Android, the operating system, or android, the robot design concept? This is Japan we're talking about, so... you never know.

  17. Re:iPad? on Ask Slashdot: Instead of a Laptop, a Tiny Computer and Projector? · · Score: 2

    What he said. My laptop never leaves the house now. In cases where I need to use a "real" computer, I just RDP/VNC/SSH to the machine in question. I only pull out the bluetooth keyboard when I plan to do a lot of typing. Even Visual Studio over RDP was surprisingly pleasant.

  18. Re:GPU? on Windows 8 Pre RTM Metro UI Leaked · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's probably the type that disables superfetch because IT'S USING ALL THE RAM.

  19. This is an outrage on Amazon Patents Electronic Gifting · · Score: 1

    "Gift" is not a verb. You cannot create a gerund from a noun.

  20. Re:Seriously? on Microsoft's Office 365 For Government Heralds New Google Fight · · Score: 2

    You're going to have to be T-1000 certified if you want my dollars.

  21. Re:Fine, I'll bite on Ask Slashdot: Why Not Linux For Security? · · Score: 2

    It's tremendously rare that I need to use all that in one go - the right tool for the right job, and all that. (The Linux proponents are always touting choice, right?)

    I once had an issue with something on OpenBSD that appeared to be running into filesystem permission issues. I was trying to figure out which file it wasn't able to read. To track it down, I wanted to watch filesystem activity in real-time. I'm not a dyed-in-the-wool OpenBSD expert, so I asked our guy who is, and he had no elegant way to do that. In the end, I had to use a lot of guesswork and debugging print statements. On Windows, I'd load up Process Monitor and have my answer in 5 minutes (including trace setup time).

  22. Re:Fine, I'll bite on Ask Slashdot: Why Not Linux For Security? · · Score: 1

    I'd argue just the opposite. It's not particularly hard to use Task Manager, Process Explorer, Process Monitor, the Windows event log, the Services mmc snap-in, application logs, Wireshark, and netstat -b. All of those are either built in to the OS, or freely available. And that's by no means an exhaustive list (check out all the Sysinternals tools sometime).

  23. Fine, I'll bite on Ask Slashdot: Why Not Linux For Security? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe it's because Windows' security isn't the rotting mess it was 10-15 years ago?

  24. Re:So that's really why he gave up his citizenship on Facebook, Zuckerberg Sued Over IPO · · Score: 5, Funny

    They didn't so much "gather". Everybody else just froze to death.

  25. Re:Prediction on 'Inexact' Chips Save Power By Fudging the Math · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's odd, I come up with 36.9998973.