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  1. Re:Our tax dollars at work. on When Your Backhoe Cuts "Black" Fiber · · Score: 0

    Nope. Definitely the Gungans.

  2. Re:Exactly... on Cross-Distro Remote Package Administration? · · Score: 1, Funny

    You might as well beat your chest and yell "RTFM N00B".

    I always do, but I get funny looks from people walking by my office, and a message from my manager....

  3. Re:People who know their shit can help others on Unpaid Contributors Provide Corporate Tech Support · · Score: 0

    Agreed. I cleaned up the aftermath on one of my kid's PCs after a friend of theirs who 'knew stuff' got the system down to where it wouldn't boot anymore. Fortunately, I was able to save the system without a complete re-install. Just wait until my kid gets the invoice....LOL

  4. Where do I sign up? on Swedish Tax Office Targets Webcam Strippers · · Score: 0

    I can easily be a disheveled official, checking out Swedish pr0n....:D

  5. Re:Team America World Police on Norfolk Police Officers To Be Tagged To Improve Response Times · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hell Yeah!

  6. Re:119V-0080 on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 0

    I think we can refer to him as C-152 or simply "Aerobat"...heh heh

  7. Re:Made of wood on Homebrew Microcontroller Laptop, Made of Wood · · Score: 0

    It turned me into a newt.

  8. Nice pool, Joel on Clear Public Satellite Imagery Tantamount to Yelling Fire · · Score: 0

    I am actually surprised he didn't include his own home as part of the list....

  9. Re:You know whats ironic? on China's New Military Space Stations Coming Soon · · Score: 0

    Have no fear, Duke Nukem will be ready to help out by then!

  10. This just in... on Crocodiles With Frickin' Magnets Attached to Their Heads · · Score: 0

    "Magnetic alligators leaving the state of Florida in record numbers after becoming attached to the bumpers of out-of-state tourists' cars. This and other stories on the news after tonight's feature presentation of 'Lake Placid'"

  11. Re:A Little Late to the Game on When Servers Explode · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Damn it feels good to be a gansta"

  12. Re:What else can you do? on Student Arrested For Classroom Texting · · Score: 0

    It ain't the police state that caused this, it's our lawsuit-happy culture. In the old days, the teacher would've just caned the silly kid on the butt and that would have been the end of it.

    One or two good whacks with a paddle would have solved the problem of both the student and the ass-phone.

  13. Re:You are wrong on Malware Threat To GNOME and KDE · · Score: 0

    Lets face it, after 30 years I have started to realise that no amount of suggestion is ever going to result in girls actually giving any of the sexual favors they seem to promise when they ask you to fix their laptop.

    Hmmm, it always works with my sweetie. I can't even tell about what happened after I set up her PC to Dual-boot with Ubuntu Studio....:)

  14. Re:Dear God! on I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2 · · Score: 0

    "That's the combination on my luggage!"

  15. If Microsoft made cars... on Malware Spreading Via ... Windshield Fliers? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ok, this article dredges up the old thread of "If Microsoft made cars" and the barbs cast back and forth about it. Makes me wonder, if the car was made by Microsoft, would the car get the virus directly from the malware flyer?

  16. Re:Wow on 30th Anniversary of the (No Good) Spreadsheet · · Score: 1

    Isn't it amusing how cranky Dvorak is getting in his old age? This article really shows it. Wonder who pissed in his Cherrios on the morning he was writing it?

  17. Re:That's no moon! on Dropped Shuttle Toolbag Filmed From Earth · · Score: 1

    Marshmallows????

  18. Re:No Ziggy Stardust jokes! on Spider Missing After Trip To Space Station · · Score: 1

    Because it's a "Spider from ISS", and that isn't as catchy as Ziggy's band....but "Ziggy played guitar"

  19. Re:i must on Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10 · · Score: 1

    Only if you use Crossover or WINE

  20. Re:Helping power the Great Firewall of China! on Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rooooooooxxxxxxxxaaaannnn!!!! Oops, maybe Sting isn't the project lead on this one....

  21. well placed ads... on Streaming Election Night Broadcast TV? · · Score: 1

    It's somehow amusing to me that when I looked at this article, I noticed that the ad placed at the top of the discussion is for DishTV's services....

  22. Re:Yeah right. on Economic Crisis Will Eliminate Open Source · · Score: 1

    I can bring the Hershey's bars and Gram Crackers--mmmmm S'mores!!

  23. Re:Time for a Faraday cage? on Compromising Wired Keyboards · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya, we has them soybeans too...

  24. Re:Time for a Faraday cage? on Compromising Wired Keyboards · · Score: 1, Funny

    We got them Amish here up nort in Indiana, ya. Ya know how hard it is to get a computer to keep working when the wind isn't blowing the windmill? Really hard, ya. Besides, we aren't allowed any of those electric things. It's harder to hack an abacus, now ain't it!

  25. Re:Easier way to open the car... on Compromising Wired Keyboards · · Score: 4, Funny

    No wonder my car is always unlocked when I get out of the tennis club....