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  1. "'tis but a flesh wound!"

  2. how it always starts.... on The Mammoth Cometh: Revive & Restore Tackles De-Extinction · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

  3. Re:The report from Netcraft: on Will Microsoft IIS Overtake Apache? · · Score: 1

    dilettante dabblers

    Is this some new future release of Apache from the snazzy makers of Ubuntu?

  4. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. on Ask Slashdot: Advice For Getting Tech Career Back On Track · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, that explains why there is a faint odor of peat moss around their copy of my resume, by the time I get to the first interview.

  5. Re:Two words. on Scientists Resurrect 500-Million-Year-Old Gene Inside Modern Organism · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, first it's all "oooohhhh" and "aaaahhhh", but then there is all the running and screaming....

  6. Re:So glad..... on Canadian Copyright Board To Charge For Music At Weddings, Parades · · Score: 0

    Somewhere in America an RIAA exec is reading this and after a stout facepalm, asking "Why didn't we think of this first?" So, how much are they going to charge building owners for their piped in elevator music/muzak? After all, that is recorded somewhere, and someone may even be dancing to it in an elevator....

  7. Re:So now what... on Civil Suit Filed, Involving the Time Zone Database · · Score: 0

    If the timezones will cease to exist, then I declare that my home is now on the time of UTC+4.352hrs, except on Thursdays & Saturdays where the time will be noted as UTC-6.14hrs.

  8. Re:Source is on ftp.debian.org and others on Civil Suit Filed, Involving the Time Zone Database · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the beginning rumblings of a new patent Troll....

  9. Limited to PCs, Macs, and assorted parts on Apple Now Offering Free Recycling For PCs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wondering how I can get a Sun E250 in a box and under 60 pounds.... Sounds like a job for Mr. Chainsaw!!

  10. Re:Neat trick, but... on Researchers Track Cell Phones Indoors By Listening In · · Score: 1

    I'm in the bathroom...wait for the sound of the flush before turning off the lights this time!

  11. Identity on Unabomber Property Up For Creepy Online Auction · · Score: 0

    Now would it really be that bad if Ted's identity was 'stolen' this way (driver's license, birth cert, etc), as the story mentions?

  12. Remember the rules. on CDC Warns of Zombie Apocalypse · · Score: 0

    Rule number 1--Cardio.... LOL

  13. Re:People associate it wrongly on Microsoft Patent Deems Comic Books Shameful · · Score: 0

    If you are introducing yourself as a string literal, then I can see where the 'other people' may look at you funny. I'd have to admit, makes it great for fun at a party where you have "Hello, my name is $NAME" on a sticky badge....(can't wait for the next party!). Wow, I love being a geek (and a 44yo gamer, with no intention of growing out of it). :D

  14. Missing something.... on Can You Beat a Computer At Rock-Paper-Scissors? · · Score: 0

    Where's the bazooka?

  15. So, if others decide to jump ship at HP... on HP Sues Hurd For Joining Oracle · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and decides to go to Oracle, is that considering 'following the Hurd?"

  16. Re:or on Armed Robot Drones To Join UK Police Force · · Score: 0

    Yanni's Really Offensive

  17. Re:yes on Does a Lame E-Mail Address Really Matter? · · Score: 0

    I just tell them I am a regular contributor and grammar Natzi on lolcats.com . Hasn't stopped my inflow of income so far.

  18. Oh great. on Intelsat Launches Hardware For Internet Routing From Space · · Score: 0

    It all starts with a single router in space. Then it becomes SkyNet--The Network. How soon before we need to find John Conner because some assembly robots develop a bad attitude....

  19. Re:Obvious bad patent on Microsoft Applies For Patent On Tufte's Sparklines · · Score: 0

    What about chemical castration and laser blinding?

    No, sorry, those are both patented by Microsoft.

  20. Next up... on Response To California's Large-Screen TV Regulation · · Score: 0

    The next regulation target will be for all large SUV owners to make them more efficient by replacing the big V-8s with 4-cylinder engines out of worn out Ford Escorts. LOL

  21. Re:Idiots on Garlic Farmer Wards Off High-Speed Internet · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our overgrown garlicky overlords.

  22. Re:Ethical question on Air Force & NASA Fire Off Green Rocket · · Score: 0

    Ok, then let's be consistent:

    Helum, Lithum, Beryllum, Sodum, Magnesum, Aluminum, Potassum, Calcum, Scandum, Titanum, Vanadum, Chromum, Gallum, Germanum, Selenum, Rubidum, Strontum, Yttrum, Zirconum, ah, who needs more than 40 protons.

    Is this the element 'Sodum' from biblical times, associated with the element 'Gomorrahum'? Ok, it was a stretch for a joke, but what the hey!

  23. 3...2....1....BOOM on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 0

    .308 rounds are great, but when you have a friend in the demolition or mining fields....:D

  24. Re:Parking Meter Botnet on Hackers Get Free Parking In San Francisco · · Score: 0

    I am shaking my fist in complete upsetness, you insensitive clod!

  25. Re:Privacy? Huh? on US Couple Gets Prison Time For Internet Obscenity · · Score: 0

    See, that's where I think the legal definitions are wrong. I think Janet Jackson's nipple (and pretty much all women's nipples in general) is very decent!