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Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition

Two strongly contrary claims describe the usability of Unix and Unix-like operating systems. Roughly, these claims go like this: 1) "Unix is easy! With a few simple commands you can navigate the filesystem and manipulate text; for the rest, just read the fine manual." That's the viewpoint (painting with a broad brush) of technically literate technojunkies. 2) "Unix is a pain. Cryptic commands, confusing explanations -- when I can get them -- from my smug cousin Jim. And where is this so-called manual?" That's the viewpoint (same broad brush) of a lot of people who -- let's say -- aren't the ones rushing to upgrade their heatsink and overclock their RAM, but have given things Unixy a spin. Linux for Dummies has been around long enough to reach its recently published 5th edition (written by Dee-Ann LeBlanc); it aims to bridge the 'Way too Hard!' and 'All Perfectly Easy' schools of thought. Read on for my review of the book. Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition author Dee-Ann LeBlanc pages 382 publisher Wiley rating 8 reviewer timothy ISBN 0764543105 summary The large-print onslaught on Linux anxiety continues, with lucid explanations and examples for the non-guru.

Not everyone can Read The Fine Manual Wiley's "For Dummies" series tends to provoke polarized reactions, so here's fair warning: I love them more than I loathe them -- partly out of contrarianism, partly because I often fall well within their target demographic. If the folksy, self-deprecating tone of these books infuriates you as it does many people, most likely it's because you aren't part of the target audience. No one likes being talked down to. On the other hand, for many people who might otherwise be interested in switching to Linux (or at least playing with it more), being told to look at man pages is like being told to drive up a brick wall, and books like Linux for Dummies are a welcome resource both to learn from and to point out to others. (For more technically oriented novices and intermediate users, I might rather point out Jon Lasser's Think Unix! )

A series of bracketed command-line options (followed by terse explanations of what each one does) works perfectly, to those familiar enough to use them. Man pages are a great memory aid, reminder, and basis for experimentation ("Hmm, can I combine the -a and -v switches?"). What man pages aren't is consistently friendly and approachable; this book is. This is not a knock on man pages: the thing is, they're written by and for "computer people," which is not the same as everyone who wants to use a computer. Not everyone is a power-user, or wants to be, and on areas outside their usual domains, even power users can sometimes use a bit more hand-holding.

Promises, promises Linux for Dummies' back cover says it will teach the reader how to work with popular Linux distributions (specifically, Fedora, SUSE and Mandrake), choose an ISP and configure dialup access, understand bash syntax, install and use OpenOffice.org, and manage the Linux file system. It does all of these things, to a reasonable depth, but don't expect a heavy tutorial on any one of them: the whole point is naming and defusing common newbie problems. A DVD included with the book contains Red Hat's Fedora Core 1 and source code, making it a reasonable way to obtain that distro as well.

LeBlanc is a good instructor; since she does computer training professionally, it's not surprising this book is organized well for self-directed learning, albeit at a pace that readers installing Gentoo on obscure hardware would likely find boring -- Chapter 6, 82 pages in, is titled "Dip in those toes." To be fair, by that point the book has zipped right through readying a system for and then installing a Linux distribution, and booting up for the first time. Not bad, really.

The early chapters leading up to that toe-dipping fulfill parts of the back cover's promises, by going through a graphical Fedora installation step-by-step (showing the user how to fill in each blank and go on to the next stage), then adding in the next chapter Mandrake- and SUSE-specific differences, emphasizing the similarities more than the idiosyncrasies.

The book's later chapters cover connecting to the Internet (via ethernet or modem), using a number of commonly included programs for email, web-browsing, word-processing and other workaday tasks, manipulating several types of files (for plaintext, this book leans understandably toward vi over emacs, but where are pine or joe?), navigating and lightly tweaking both GNOME and KDE, playing music and video files, and securing and updating one's system. Since there's clearly no way one book can address all of these things to the satisfaction of an advanced reader in 360 pages of text, don't look at the book that way: instead, the text provides a chatty overview of big issues (a few hundred words on why to avoid unnecessarily running as root, say), links to websites around the net for longer explanations, and skips completely religious wars about text editors, licenses, and proper window management.

When it comes to applications, this book is oriented toward desktop use; Apache doesn't even make the index. Chapters 7, 8 and 9 cover connecting to and using the Internet. Chapter 7 is all about the technical side of this -- setting up a working connection (with a friendly, necessary warning that not all modems, and not all ISPs, are equally adept at handling anything other than Windows), assigning IP numbers (or using DHCP) and using tools like traceroute to verify that things are working right. 8 and 9 cover various Internet tools, leaning toward Mozilla and Evolution for web-browsing and email, respectively. (Konqueror gets a one-line mention as a web-browser here, which is a bit short considering its strong KDE integration and dual life as a file browser.)

Working with file permissions and directories (both with and without a GUI) occupies Chapter 10, while 11 goes strictly into working from the command line. It's no In the Beginning Was the Command Line , but it does an admirable job of introducing the most necessary command line tools without straying into esoterica: things like ls, cd, pwd, man, clear and kill, in other words, the ones without which it would be hard to get around a system.

Chapter 14 is solely about using OpenOffice.org; it covers the drawing, presentation, spreadsheet, math and word-processing modules well enough to get started with each one. While there's a lot to be said for Abiword (clean, quick) and KOffice (frame orientation is very useful), OO.org is probably the most sensible office software to focus on in a book aimed at a non-expert audience. (And for the moment, anyhow, I find it the most compatible with Microsoft's office suite, which lends it considerable power in the form of network effects.) The chapter provided does as much justice to the suite, with lucid first steps outlined for common tasks like writing a text document and doing simple calculations with the Math module, as roughly 30 pages can be expected to.

By contrast, Chapter 18, devoted to securing one's system by way of passwords, network management and use of SSH, is only 13 pages long. (For the moment, that may be enough for this book, but I suspect by the next edition it won't be.) Still, quick but workable explanations of connecting from the Linux desktop to remote machines via ssh, and connecting Windows clients via ssh to your new Linux box, at least close some of the most obvious security holes, as does the advice to close down unneeded ports and daemons.

Screenshots throughout (cleanly printed greyscale) are well-chosen; this is one of the improvements that this edition has over the 1st edition I gave to my father a few years ago. Most of the screenshots reflect the author's choice of GUI programs over terminals, including graphical utilities for things like setting security options. By choosing Fedora's, LeBlanc sidesteps arguments about KDE vs. GNOME aesthetics -- since the images use the default Bluecurve theme (which looks just about identical under both of the most common windowing environments), I'm not even sure which environment was used to create most of them.

Two appendices close the book: the shorter (second) one lists the contents of the included DVD and system requirements; the longer one which precedes it provides a listing of common commands from alias to xxd (about which more below).

Along for the ride The included DVD is a compromise between audience (self-diagnosed computer dummies) and practicality (fitting six CDs' worth of Fedora into a book jacket with minimal fuss). The machine I set aside to play with Fedora doesn't have a DVD drive, so I used a standard download from Red Hat to play along with the examples. (I didn't bump into any contradictions between screen and page, but that's Situation Normal, since I used the same distribution.)

(Aside: though for various reasons Fedora does make a wise choice in a book like this, I hope future editions, or competing books in the non-expert-user niche, will use Live CDs such as Knoppix instead. That would open them up to users who want to mess around with Linux more before crossing their fingers and wiping a hard drive.)

There's one more freebie -- a single-sheet tear-out reference sheet listing common commands and a few of their options, including a list of the right commands to mount CDs under the Red Hat and Mandrake (identical) and SUSE (just slightly different enough to confuse). It only has to get used a few times to be worthwhile.

The gloss ceiling The same brief-and-breezy approach that makes the book worthwhile for some purposes (like not abandoning the audience) sometimes just makes it confusing; in several places the compromises necessary in boiling down a complex subject for a beginner audience made me itch to pencil in suggestions.

A few more pages worth of one-line summaries would have made the Appendix A, (the one on common Linux commands), far more valuable. As it is, LeBlanc lists a number of general categories (Printing, System Control, Communication, etc), summaries each category, and lists several built-in commands relevant to each.

Under the heading of 'Communication,' for example, she points out that sysadmins find the listed utilities "useful for providing information about users and communicating with them," then provides a handful of commands: finger, wall, write, and who. And while the section starts out with the advice to look up each command's man page if curious, this section strikes me as filler in its current configuration -- it could be struck to make more room discussing Live CDs, or vector drawing apps, or Mozilla's mail client as an alternative to Evolution.

Many applications are given short shrift simply because an adequate treatment of more window managers, graphics programs (two and a half pages dedicated to the GIMP is more than most programs get), music players and all the rest would have meant a far thicker book. I wish a few pages had been spared for at least capsule descriptions of pico and nano (my favorite text editors for Dummies -- err, "future experts" -- including me), Xchat, and gaim. Also on the wishlist: Wiley would commission LeBlanc to write a similar book aimed squarely at schools, in which applications like Scribus and some of the many Edutainment packages could be emphasized instead.

Since I've been dealing (arguing) with a wireless network in the time I've had this book, there's one other thing I wish this text didn't skip, which is a tutorial on connecting Linux systems via 802.11. The typical distro's autodetection abilities and set-up tools have improved to the point where this would be no more complicated to explain (and probably more useful) than the provided explanation of connecting through a modem.

The Upshot for Dummies Linux for Dummies isn't for everyone; it leaves out far more than it includes, leading to what would for advanced users be egregious omissions. However, for new, intermediate and merely rusty users, this book easily justifies its $30 pricetag -- as a confidence boost to the absolute beginner, and a refresher to everyone else. Linux, for various reasons of various worth, can certainly be cryptic (the same can be said of Windows and probably every OS under the sun), but a little bit of executive summarizing can inspire a would-be user, so he can actually enjoy and understand using it. Kudos to LeBlanc for providing that kind of catalyst.

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372 comments

  1. Sheesh by jazman_777 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux for Dummies. Jumbo Shrimp. Military Intelligence. It just goes on and on.

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    1. Re:Sheesh by linzeal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Linux is really not that difficult for most people when you have some expectations of what they are capable of. If joe bob can pickup a car manual and take apart an engine than he surely can follow a step by step FAQ on installing a sound card driver or even compiling his own kernel with all the GUI kernel compiler hacks out there.

    2. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This from someone going by "lin(ux)zeal". While I agree with you, I am still very amused.

    3. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      joe bob can pickup a car manual and take apart an engine

      Taking them apart is the easy bit.

    4. Re:Sheesh by linzeal · · Score: 1

      That's true. I should of said, "rebuilt an engine".

    5. Re:Sheesh by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I use linux approximately 40% of my current computer usage during the summer and it goes up to 90% during the school year. I am not the zealot I would like to think I am sometimes. However, given the amount of games I play currently who can blame me? Playing directx games through wine is a sluggish nightmare.

    6. Re:Sheesh by jd142 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      joe bob can pickup a car manual and take apart[rebuild] an engine

      Ah, but the problem with that analogy, besides the condescending name, is that Joe didn't just decide one day to rebuild his engine without ever looking under the hood before. He probably started out as a small kid helping his father change the oil, then did work on his own car in high school to save money, etc. In other words, he had experience with the system before undertaking the complicated task of rebuilding the engine. Most computer owners, like most car owners, have only ever driven, not been responsible for maintenance.

      I wonder if a better analogy would be that this book is trying to teach people how to change their oil. Fedora and Mandrake are pretty user friendly distros. The install isn't complicated. But like changing your oil, there's still the possibility that when you are done, the thing won't run if you screw up badly enough. Odds are you won't though.

      And once you get through this a couple of times, you'll feel more confident about rebuilding the engine or setting up that redundant clustering solution.

    7. Re:Sheesh by jdray · · Score: 3, Funny

      My favorite, often on the November ballot: Marijuana Initiative.

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      Updated 6/28/2011
    8. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but the problem with that analogy, besides the condescending name

      What's so condescending about Joe Bob? Are you going to share your name with us so that I can make fun of yours too?

    9. Re:Sheesh by linzeal · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Ah, but most people did grow up on computers nowadays even if those were windows machines. 'Generic 1st world suburbanite' and his ilk are simply content with the status quo and the frustration they have with windows in isolated incidents is nothing compared to what they would likely have to endure to learn to use Linux. Most people I have met today talk about Linux like people talked about the Internet in 1995, and that is a step in the right direction, methinks. The blithely unaware or poorly informed drones will flock to new products only when it becomes appearent through pundit proxy or friendly interaction that the majority, the joneses etcetera are heading that way. Building the bandwagon is the first part, get some pundits to pull it that are currently fashionable somewhere else in the media and fill it up partly with friendly passangers and you will have the populace looking to get onboard for the long ride.

      However, that is because they need to have access to more people in the know in the first place to tell them or show them the utility of it. Linux install fests are about as popular as RPG conventions. Forcing schools to change is counter productive, but perhaps putting open source initiaves for local governments, school districts adn the like on the ballot would be.

    10. Re:Sheesh by Trogre · · Score: 1

      ... Microsoft Works

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      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    11. Re:Sheesh by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Looks like his name might be Joe Dob.

    12. Re:Sheesh by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      My wife bought... A+ for Dummies

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      Shit better not happen!
    13. Re:Sheesh by benna · · Score: 1

      That's not an oxymoron.

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      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    14. Re:Sheesh by Xugumad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Put another way, I can build computers from scratch, sys-admin Windows, Linux, OS X, Free and Open BSDs, and program in C, Java, Perl, m68k assembly and a whole pile of other languages.

      Anyone brave enough to let me near their car engine? *evil grin*

    15. Re:Sheesh by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "If joe bob can pickup a car manual and take apart an engine than he surely can follow a step by step FAQ on installing a sound card driver or even compiling his own kernel with all the GUI kernel compiler hacks out there."

      Interest level plays a much bigger role in that capability of Joe Bob than you're letting on. Joe Bob loves cars, no biggie. I can use myself as an example. I've worked in Linux before. I more or less understand the fundamentals necessary to pick it up and run with it. The problem is, I'm just not interested in mucking around with conf files etc. Call me spoiled. Installation of a sound card in Windows is put in card, boot up machine, pop CD in, hit OK a couple of times. Sometimes, you need to reboot, and blammo you're done. Dual monitor? no problem. Display properties, Nvidia panel, two or three mouse clicks and I'm up. With good experiences like this, is it really such a shock that I'm not all that interested in a.) hunting down the info/FAQ off the web I need b.) finding the right files, c.) dealing with the troubleshooting issues that arise? I'm not interested. I just want the damn thing to work.

      I am envious of the Linux users out there. You guys have some good stuff working in your favor. If I had a stronger interest in programming or something, it'd probably be a fun 'challenge'. But if Windows is doing it for me, and I'm low on both time and interest level in Linux, is it really all that unreasonable that I just keep using it?

    16. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "should have"

    17. Re:Sheesh by wallywam1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I realized a long time ago that a Linux dummy is a lot smarter than a regular dummy.

    18. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have C for dummies. Does that count?

    19. Re:Sheesh by hendridm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh, there are some other choice ones here:

      http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/Section/id-100157. html

      I think my ex-landlord actually memorized the "Property Management for Dummies" edition.

    20. Re:Sheesh by greylouser · · Score: 1
      My favorite in the "For Dummies" Series is . . .

      Bioinformatics for Dummies

      It's clearly targetted at the person who's thinking "I'd really like to learn more about bioinformatics. If only there was a book that explained it without all the egghead jargon of most bioinformatics books."

    21. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stereotyping is good as long as everyone agrees on the stereotype, is that right? I'm an avid pot-smoker, and by no means do I condone my actions as such nor do I set forth that pot-smoking is a beneficial activity in and of itself, but I feel that in -my- life, my personal initiative, academic in particular, has been... well I'd say increased tenfold, but I readily admit that prior to my stonedness there was no initiative whatsoever to speak of. In any case, as amused as you may be by the Marijuana Initiative, I'd at least hope you were equally amused by a Woman President or Jewish Philanthropist.

    22. Re:Sheesh by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much hardware just works in Linux anymore. A few pieces of esoteric hardware and winmodems might need special drivers compiled. It might be a tossup if a given cheap scanner works, but it usually is a yes or no proposition if a it works. my scanner needs a binary firmware file from the Win or Mac drivers, but most if they are supported, then they get detected automatically.

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    23. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks jd142, you hit it right on the nose there.

      This 'joe bob' did do just that on the way to his first rebuild, and beyond to becoming an aircraft mechanic. It was all "easy" because it was all little steps, right back to mecanno. Lots of little steps before each "overnight success".

      " If joe bob can pickup a car manual and take apart an engine than he surely can follow a step by step FAQ on installing a sound card driver or even compiling his own kernel with all the GUI kernel compiler hacks out there."

      I'm past mid life and have picked up a lot of manuals for different tasks. The problem I notice with Linux is that way, way too often that step-by-step FAQ is out of date or doesn't quite follow the setup I have.

      I've used Windows since giving up the Amiga 1000, so these days any win problem is "easy" to solve. But Linux... man, don't belittle how much the knowledge you pick up with past experience makes things "easy" and "intuitive". Linux is neither when you're new to it. And that includes me, even though I started with personal computers in 1988.

    24. Re:Sheesh by billcopc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here are the rules of Internet of 1995 Club.

      #1 You do not talk about Internet of 1995 Club
      #2 You do not talk about Internet of 1995 Club
      #3 If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wardial is over
      #4 Only two guys to a cracked password
      #5 One browser at a time
      #6 No winmodems, no SLIP
      #7 Downloads will go on as long as they have to
      #8 If this is your first night at Internet of 1995 Club, you HAVE to gopher.

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    25. Re:Sheesh by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I'd endorse this book if it had only one page that read "Kill Yourself Now!", because any dummy who shells 90$ for a hardcopy about using Linux, REALLY doesn't get it.

      When I started using Linux I had RedHat installed, and I used a windoze box to IM my guru whenever I ran into a brick wall... until I got the hang of installing RPM's n'stuff. Today (4 years later) I've got a fully-tweaked Debian as well as a minimalist LFS build on the nat box. I can't say I've seen any book on Linux that wasn't full of condescending bile.

      I know I'm being overly broad, but to me Linux is good for 2.5 things: servers, code hackers and network enthusiasts (who can at least script in Perl). Anyone else, no matter how clever, is really just wasting their time (and ours once they hit the forums/irc). If you can't fire up google and find your own damn answers, then you shouldn't be fooling around with Linux. My first linux distro was a store-bought copy of Slackware 2.0, and I never managed to get past the install phase because back in 1993 the Internet wasn't really a popular thing for kids, besides I still think BBS'es were much cooler, the lo-fi ANSi graphics, the very personal feel of it all, the fact that a human could be watching the terminal and hop in at any moment for a nice chat. So I tossed the Slack discs and got back to wardialing.

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    26. Re:Sheesh by fleaboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you can live with the unnecessary, illegal business practices; and convenience means more than a realistic moral base of what's right and wrong-support an empty premise of criminals. I.E. Microsoft. I am saddened by such apathy.

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    27. Re:Sheesh by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "If you can live with the unnecessary, illegal business practices; and convenience means more than a realistic moral base of what's right and wrong-support an empty premise of criminals. I.E. Microsoft. I am saddened by such apathy."

      I do not have the evidence, so I am not the one to judge. Nor are you. We elected our gov't for that purpose.

    28. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not have the evidence, so I am not the one to judge. Nor are you. We elected our gov't for that purpose.

      Yes, and they investigated and found them guilty. So where's the problem?

    29. Re:Sheesh by Sunnan · · Score: 1
      I'd endorse this book if it had only one page that read "Kill Yourself Now!", because any dummy who shells 90$ for a hardcopy about using Linux, REALLY doesn't get it.

      That should be: "...doesn't get it yet."
    30. Re:Sheesh by It'sYerMam · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As long as you tried Linux. If you reject it offhand because of the "community" that you encountered, or some sort of FUD, then you have no right to offer an opinion of it (unless of course, you state your ignorance ;-))
      However, having tried it and decided "no" what's wrong with that? Isn't this the natural way for people do things?

      Of course, it's also natural for those who've already "converted" to try and "convert" you (I'm going to have stop using "air quotes" before I injure someone)
      Personally, I use Linux. I find it mentally challenging + fun, a good learning experience, and I like being able to take the moral high ground.

      However, we should all remember: each to his own, whether we agree or not - going for both sides of any argument.

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    31. Re:Sheesh by shrykk · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Works.

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    32. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw shit! OK, mod me down, I just made the same joke without reading all the comments.

      Bye-bye, karma, it was nice having you.

      Sorry to waste your time everyone.
      Shrykk.

    33. Re:Sheesh by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Ah, but most people did grow up on computers nowadays even if those were windows machines

      I am going to have to disagree here. Personal computers didn't really become mainstream until the 1990s. Unless you consider "most people" to be people under 25 or so, I don't see how you can make that statement.

      I think the main issue with your original analogy with the car engine is that as you take apart an engine, you can see how it works and why problems are occuring. Computers are very much black boxes with most people, both the physical machine and the OS and software.

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      Not everything is analogous to cars. Car analogies rarely work.
    34. Re:Sheesh by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      I am a full-on Linux dummy :D

      I just "made the switch" a couple of weeks ago. I'm definitely dualbooting though, because when it comes down to it, I just can't _do_ stuff in Linux as well as I am used to in Windows. I'm trying though! And I have many much support from the local Guru, hehe.

      -Jesse

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      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    35. Re:Sheesh by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Yes, and they investigated and found them guilty. So where's the problem?"

      They backed off on the punishment.

    36. Re:Sheesh by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      True, that's redundant.

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      Shit better not happen!
    37. Re:Sheesh by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      I thought that too, so I didn't think twice about getting a D-Link wireless card for my home PC.

      Slackware 9.1 didn't recognize it, and I didn't find anything about that card by name at linuxdoc. So now I have to work on the driver myself (which defeats the whole 'For Dummies' idea) or wait for someone brighter than me (i.e. most people running Linux) to write it for me.

    38. Re:Sheesh by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      any dummy who shells 90$ for a hardcopy

      RTFA - it's $30.

    39. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick search on google revealled many sollutions to your problem. I would suggest looking at the linux-wlan drivers at the following web page: http://www.linux-wlan.com/linux-wlan/index.html

    40. Re:Sheesh by billcopc · · Score: 1

      RTFS (rtf sarcasm), I don't care how much it costs. Google is the ultimate faq/howto/encyclopedia. If someone is moving onto Linux they should at least be handy with a search engine. First things first, as they say ?

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
  2. Next title in the series... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Short, Concise Book Reviewing for Dummies (tm)

  3. Copyright violation! by S.I.O. · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the words in the title is a trademark of Darl McBride. No, not the "Linux"...

    1. Re:Copyright violation! by genkael · · Score: 1

      "for" is a trademark of Darls?! Ack! And that means I can't write a book on golf called "Fore" since it has his trademark in it? What am I to do?

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    2. Re:Copyright violation! by TelJanin · · Score: 1

      Where? I don't see "blathering idiot" anywhere in there.

    3. Re:Copyright violation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no no, he Said "dummies", Not "Dumbasses"...

  4. Re:My review by linzeal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Than what is this for, geniuses?

  5. The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is it Unixes? Unixii? Unices?

    1. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eunichs.

    2. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> Eunichs.

      I tried that operating system, and it detected my ball-less mouse perfectly.

    3. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's Unixes. Stupid latin rules don't apply to proper nouns.

      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

    4. Re: The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear God I hope that this comment gets modded UP.

      I've seen "Unices," and "virii" far too often.

    5. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon:

      PHB: My boss says we need some more eunuch programmers.
      Dilbert: I think he means UNIX and I already know UNIX.
      PHB: [pauses]
      PHB: If the company nurse comes by, tell her I said "never mind".

    6. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by boomgopher · · Score: 1

      It's Eunice's

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    7. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by platipusrc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hate to break it to you, bub! It's a piece of jargon that's been documented at least since 1994.

      --
      And the muscular cyborg German dudes dance with sexy French Canadians
    8. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by kfg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Boxen isnt a word either. That's just utterly stupid.

      Unlike virii which was coined by stupid people trying to sound smart and thus unintentionally sounding even more stupid than they really are, boxen was coined by actual smart people to sound stupid on purpose.

      Of course that's never prevented a lot of stupid people from using the word too, resulting in stupid people sounding stupid on purpose unintentionally.

      Ow! My head hurts.

      Of course really smart people know that it is too a word (I messed around with making harpsichords in my youth, which traditionally use boxen keys):

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=boxen

      KFG

    9. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If there was a club of people named Felix, you'd call them Felixes, not Felii, Felixen or Felices.

      Wouldn't you call them Felines?

    10. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by aricusmaximus · · Score: 1
      Unlike virii which was coined by stupid people trying to sound smart and thus unintentionally sounding even more stupid than they really are, boxen was coined by actual smart people to sound stupid on purpose.

      You're partially correct - boxen was probably coined by smart people. However, the motive is icorrect -- there was a little bit of irony in coining "boxen", but they weren't trying to pretend to be stupid.

      Let's refer to the venerable jargon file for a more realistic explanation:
      Hackers, as a rule, love wordplay and are very conscious and inventive in their use of language. These traits seem to be common in young children, but the conformity-enforcing machine we are pleased to call an educational system bludgeons them out of most of us before adolescence. Thus, linguistic invention in most subcultures of the modern West is a halting and largely unconscious process. Hackers, by contrast, regard slang formation and use as a game to be played for conscious pleasure. Their inventions thus display an almost unique combination of the neotenous enjoyment of language-play with the discrimination of educated and powerful intelligence.

      This may seem like a small nitpick, but there's a large difference in mindset -- on one hand you have the ironic-stupid-as-humor mindset (as classically illustrated by "Ren and Stimpy") and on the other hand you have creative, irreverent play with the rules of the English language (as in "ghoti == fish").

    11. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just call them lucky people. English rules apply to words translated into English. If it's a Latin word, you use Latin rules. Proper nouns are different of course (Felix vs felix, to obviate the joke), but virus isn't a proper noun. The problem is just that virii isn't the Latin plural of virus. The plural of octopus is octopi. I want to know why people bother pluralizing UNIX anyway though. UNIX system = singular, UNIX systems = plural. If you don't know, USE A DIFFERENT WORD!

    12. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by kfg · · Score: 1

      As one of those people who enjoy this sort of word play, and even more the sort of mulitlingusitc wordplay the word "boxen" represents (and, for that matter, the word virii could represent. There's a holy war among the lovers of Lotus cars whether the term Loti to describe multiple,ummmm, Loti, is legitimate or not), I couln't agree with that definintion (with which I'm already familiar) more.

      Boxen is a class of word play that is not Ren and Stimpy stupid, but is not ghoti smart. One has to be smart to create it, but it is a made up pidgin, and pidgin is the language of the uneducated.

      In short, it is intelligently crafted ignorance.

      The specific word "stupid" I took from the parent post to which I was responding, using posters own language for humorous effect.

      Again in short ( he repeated), I was joking.

      KFG

    13. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by reynhout · · Score: 1

      "Boxen" is a dumb in-joke.

      A company called DEC used to exist, and for a long time they made a class of machines which they named "VAX". Since they invented the word, and VAXes sounds weird, they decided the plural would be "VAXen".

      "Boxen" is just a play on DEC's weirdness, started by people who knew the history, and perpetuated by people who don't.

      But it's still dumb.

    14. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by kfg · · Score: 1

      DEC's decision to call multiple VAX VAXen did not just come out of thin air and drew from pre-existing geek culture which also brought us words like "blinkenlichten."

      This tradition not only predates the VAX, but DEC itself, indeed, computers themselves.

      KFG

    15. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than boxen keys, I always assumed it was a play on the Germanic pluralization scheme. (Both German and Dutch pluralize some words with the -en) Stealing things from other languages is what makes (American) English great! :)

    16. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by kfg · · Score: 1

      We did not "steal" this pluralization scheme, Anglish is a Germanic dialect, however, yes, when using "boxen" to refer to a computer it is such word play.

      I agree though, and have posted a few times, that English is the most wonderful and expressive language for prose precisely because of its polyglot nature.

      It's also what makes it such a royal bitch of a language, but you can't have everything.

      KFG

    17. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by reynhout · · Score: 1

      Well,

      Everything happens in context, of course. I really don't think VAXen was intended to be a humorous word, because DEC took itself pretty seriously in their 35 feet of documentation. (The very existence of that many official manuals seems funny now, but it was fairly typical for the time...Even Sun sold about 12 feet in the late 80's.)

      My favorite DEC VAX manual: "Obsolete Features Manual". It was about 5 inches thick.

      Anyway, I don't speak German.. But isn't "blinkenlichten" a real word?

    18. Re:The hard part is pluralizing Unix... by kfg · · Score: 1

      isn't "blinkenlichten" a real word?

      Yes, but it doesn't mean "lights that blink" which is the way it was used on the original sign (it means "flashlight," because in their early days flashlight bulbs had so little lifespan you'd only turn on the light for a few seconds at a time). This is why in subsequent versions it's usually changed to "blinkenlights," because you don't have to actually know any German to find the joke, even though "blinkenlights" isn't really as funny.

      KFG

  6. Linux? Pah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll stick with Menuet thankyou.

  7. man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What man pages aren't is consistently friendly and approachable

    so we need woman pages, right? just don't try reading the man page for woman.

    # woman woman

    works as expected though, with added imagery ;)

    oh brother.. this is bad. i'm just gonna have to post AC.

    1. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man. I can't find a woman. In what package is it?
      apt-get install woman
      says there's no woman

      If I had an image of woman, could I mount it through loop back... Erhm. I'm confused. What is this woman? Is it a substitute for a man?

    2. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $ find . -type f -iname woman
      $ $ man -k woman
      woman: nothing appropriate

    3. Re:man by ejaw5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Would you really want a woman explaining UNIX commands? See, man, however overly-complex it may be, will tell you everything you need to know, with no subtile details left for you to figure out /guess on your own. Now, woman, would just give you *hints*, and assumes that you're *sensitive* to those hints and figure it out. It doesn't help very much when you need to know a specific option to pass to the command.

      --

      $cat /dev/random > Sig
    4. Re:man by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny
      Now, woman, would just give you *hints*, and assumes that you're *sensitive* to those hints and figure it out.

      Naw, 'woman' just returns "Well, if you don't know, then I'm CERTAINLY not going to tell you!"

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    5. Re:man by kfg · · Score: 1

      What man pages aren't is consistently friendly and approachable

      so we need woman pages, right?


      You obviously know different women than the rest of the universe.

      KFG

    6. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So that's why we need the 'slap' command!

      posting AC just in case the wife ever figures out google...

    7. Re:man by hdparm · · Score: 1

      [user@machine user]$ man woman
      No manual entry for woman
      [user@machine user]$

    8. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish I could mod this up in such a way that... (Score: 5, Sad but very true)

    9. Re:man by mikael · · Score: 1

      That's why Mattel is introducing BarbieOS 0.99

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
    10. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "subtile details" ?
      Can ANYONE on Slashdot use a dictionary?

    11. Re:man by hopeless+case · · Score: 1

      Thanks for a great idea!

      I just installed the following as /usr/bin/woman:

      #!/bin/bash
      if [ -z "$1" ] ; then
      echo "which womanual page to you want?"
      exit 1
      fi
      echo "Well, if you don't know, then I'm CERTAINLY not going to tell you!"

    12. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wood seam knot.

    13. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      user@machine:~$ woman woman
      -bash: woman: command not found
      I don't understand; is it telling me not to beat up women?
    14. Re:man by hdparm · · Score: 1
      No, man (pun not intended).

      It means that she is actually root. Apparently, on all machines :o(

    15. Re:man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't line 3 read "What womanual page do you want?
      " ...??

    16. Re:man by doublem · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what a lot of man pages already do.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  8. Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. At the command prompt, type su and enter the admin password. This step lets your linix system know you're the boss who it has to obey.

    2. At the command prompt, type "rm -rf /". This will help you access all the nitty gritty system manuals and stuff to help you learn lunix and show off your masterly skills to your windoze using dummy phreinds.

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
    1. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've definitly been reading the dummy sections.

    2. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by jc42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      2. At the command prompt, type "rm -rf /"

      This is far too unsubtle. What I prefer is to suggest that they learn to use the find(1) command, one of unix's more powerful search tools:

      2. At the command prompt, type "find / '*.bak' -exec rm -rf {} ';' "

      The fun thing is that many unix experts can't tell you what this does and why it's not such a good idea. ;-)

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    3. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert but I don't know why the ".bak" part is necessary.

    4. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      It's misdirection, nothing more.

    5. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Right. Or, as one fellow put it: This command removes all your files, especially those whose names end with ".bak".

      This is one of my all-time favorite examples of a command with a seriously f-ed-up "UI". The behavior when you forget the "-name" option is nothing short of berserk, in the original sense of the term.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    6. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by reanjr · · Score: 1

      You mean covered in bear skins? I'm confused...

    7. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      That gives this error:

      rm: Cannot remove any directory in the path of the current working directory

    8. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That gives this error:

      rm: Cannot remove any directory in the path of the current working directory


      Try adding -type f to your find args, then you will not see this error message.

    9. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I wish I had some mod points. That was worth a +1 Funny.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    10. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      If I was a moderator, I'd give you +1 informative :-)

    11. Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by Rysc · · Score: 1

      The fun thing is that many unix experts can't tell you what this does and why it's not such a good idea. ;-)

      It's not such a good idea becase '*.bak' isn't a directory. You probably want -iname '*.bak'.

      You see, find is my Favorite UNIX Utility. The power boggles ones mind.

      But if I were just giving it a cursory glance after being asked by some annoying luser "Is this correct?" I might not notice.

      --
      I want my Cowboyneal
  9. Bonus material... by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Funny

    The author thought it important to maintain consistancy with current linux development, therefore several personal email addressed to d.mcbride@sco.com have been included in the apendix for your reading pleasure.

  10. Review likes this should be done by a total newbie by wallclimber21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have friends asking me to install a Linux partition so they could play with it, brush up their resume, basically, claim their coolness about being in the know. I don't bother anymore. The problem is that it's still too easy to go down in command line dungeons with no way out. A book like this sounds useful, but once you give it to a computer illiterate, it becomes clear very quickly how different they think. It is very well possible that this book descends to the level of these illiterate (I didn't read it, so it's hard to judge). However, it only becomes clear when somebody reviews it who's at that level. A seasoned computer guy will assume certain steps as obvious even though they're not for the illiterate. In other words, while the review itself is quite ok, I wouldn't base a decision to buy it for, say, my mother, just on this review alone. Unfortately, almost all reviewers are knowledgable at the start, so I guess this is the best we can have. Tom

  11. Cryptic Commands? by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Unix is a pain. Cryptic commands

    as opposed to winipcfg, netsh, and fdisk?

    confusing explanations

    As opposed to...
    WORD.EXE CAUSED A GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT IN CODE CHUNK 0xBADC0D3 AND PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION
    00 FF AA 00 EE WW TT FF
    JJ 00 00 SU X0 RZ BA HA

    1. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint to mods: I think the parent was going for funny. Note how he put "WW TT FF" and "JJ 00 00 SU X0 RZ BA HA". Read it again until you understand, then mod parent funny (or overrated) instead of insightful.

    2. Re:Cryptic Commands? by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

      Insightful? unlikely.

      winipcfg hasn't been around since WinME, and wasn't really used to do anything but show you the config.

      fdisk is also no longer included with Windows and users haven't needed to use it since before Windows 95

      netsh is new and very powerful, but the average user never needs to know it's there.

      Truthfully, for everyday tasks, windows users need to know how to click the start button, find their program and save their documents to places they can remember them.

    3. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your own mod points...

    4. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1
      "cp" as opposed to "copy"
      "mv" as opposed to "move"
      "ls" as opposed to "dir"

      On the other hand, I get irritated every morning on the XP machines at work...I get:
      'ls' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
      operable program or batch file.
    5. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      snitch much?

    6. Re:Cryptic Commands? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      my personal favorite is "umount".

      Where's the fucking n?

      How much productivity is gained by not having to type that n?

      And why the second n if the first one was unneeded? Why not umout?

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    7. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point wasn't that clicky-clicky works for most users - both *nix and *ders have clicky-clicky interfaces that will allow users to do what you're suggesting. The point was that the commands are just as (if not more) cryptic on *ders, and the error messages are even worse. Some commands on *nix may be cryptic, but that can be resolved for the average newbie with a couple of aliases.

    8. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Create a doskey macro for it then! Put this in a startup script:
      doskey ls=dir $*
      The $* is used to catch any extra command line arguments/options you send it.
    9. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      What really pisses me of is the creat system call...where's the 'e' god damn it? Why do *nix systems always lose my letters!!! WAAAAAH!

    10. Re:Cryptic Commands? by aztektum · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you caught that much, I'm assuming you read it but your complaint merely seems like Linux zealotry to me.

      Even the blurb on the front page states they're talking about techno savvy and your average user.

      I have a friend I talked into using FreeBSD and while he is adept at navigating Windows and fixing some of his hardware conflict issues, he doesn't use Windows console commands whatsoever.

      What most users know as commands are point and click options from menus, fully spelled out in whichever language their version of the OS is using.

      Compared to that, I'd say yes, Unix like OS commands can be quite cryptic.

      --
      :: aztek ::
      No sig for you!!
    11. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "What would I do differently if designing UNIX today?" I'd spell creat() with an e."

      -- Ken Thompson

    12. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's an holdover from the days of 6-letter filenames. So, amusingly, it is missing for user-friendliness.

      (although you probably knew that and were trying to make a funny.)

    13. Re:Cryptic Commands? by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, then at least pick commands that are used commonly in the current version of Windows.

      And given the number of commands in *nix that fail silently, I'm still going to question the validity of the error message statement.

    14. Re:Cryptic Commands? by platipusrc · · Score: 1

      I don't know what version of XP you are using, but on the XP boxes at work, I know that 'ls' is there by default because I accidentally typed it in one day and it happened to work. The version of XP I am referring to is XP Pro (corporate I guess, it's site licensed to my school).

      --
      And the muscular cyborg German dudes dance with sexy French Canadians
    15. Re:Cryptic Commands? by dwave · · Score: 1

      The examples you mentioned are user friendly in comparison to diskpart.exe . Fortunately, most Windows users don't use the CLI because they are used to re-install their systems from scratch.

    16. Re:Cryptic Commands? by mrzaph0d · · Score: 1

      i always create batch files for ls, mv, cp, and some others (i had vi and emacs in there once, had them both go to edit) so if i don't even worry about it anymore.

      --
      this is just a placeholder till i send back my real sig from the future.
    17. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Kref1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try this project: Unix Utils
      All the little unix commands and tools you love for that windows machine you despise.

    18. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Smeagel · · Score: 1

      So would every day *nix users. Keep in mind if you remove installation from the picture, a *nix machine can easily be set up with KDE/Gnome to do the exact tasks you just said. If all your looking for is an office suite and a my documents, you can spend 15 minutes with any windows user and teach them to click on the little foot instead of the "Start".

    19. Re:Cryptic Commands? by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      For everyday tasks, Windows users have already had someone (possibly themselves) copy their icons onto the desktop instead of having it in the start menu.

    20. Re:Cryptic Commands? by N1KO · · Score: 1

      winipcfg, a lot of people with a network connection have that. The first time I had to use make or make install on linux I immediately understood what it was for, but that's an exception ;].

      I personally hate programs that don't have a -h --help or a man page. Not everyone communicates through telepathy with his box.

    21. Re:Cryptic Commands? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Fortunately, most Windows users don't use the CLI because they are used to re-install their systems from scratch.

      after two years of use, I've seen no reason to re-install XP.
      too often. Slashdot seems stuck in a timewarp where it is always 1998.

    22. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and recompiling the Kernel is simpler than clicking the "Windows Update" icon.

    23. Re:Cryptic Commands? by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Can we get an informative over here? This is something that's going to save me (and I'm sure quite a few others) a lot of frustration. Thanks!

    24. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal favorite is the "monut" and "umonut" commands. I have spent hours trying to mount various drives with monut, so far with little success.

    25. Re:Cryptic Commands? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I have used windows machines since there WERE windows machines, and I have NEVER used the command netsh. In fact, typing netsh /?, it isn't clear what it even does. It makes some vague references to entry changes.
      I can only guess that there is an alternative way of performing the function that it does. Maybe there is a 3rd party piece of software that has a gui that does the same thing. Either way, I don't think a "dummy" would use the command.

    26. Re:Cryptic Commands? by dcam · · Score: 1

      What's more it is counter intuive. I learn about mount and take a punt that corresponding command will be unmount... Then there is perl's elif.

      --
      meh
    27. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      winipcfg hasn't been around since WinME..

      Indeed, in Windows 2000 you know need to open a cmd prompt and run "ipconfig". Note how they didn't use "ifconfig", because that would be just too much like Unix and we can't have that.

      ..and wasn't really used to do anything but show you the config.

      I can see you've never had to manually renew or obtain a DHCP lease.

    28. Re:Cryptic Commands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > as opposed to winipcfg,

      you will probably operate this while on the phone with the poor ISP support guy

      > netsh,

      never needed this in 15+ years of windozing...

      > and fdisk?

      fdisk is for systems builders. people buy their PCs with the HDs already partitioned.

      > WORD.EXE CAUSED A GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT

      CTRL+ALT+DEL, what could be simpler?

    29. Re:Cryptic Commands? by dwave · · Score: 1

      *pling* You have advanced one level.

      You are not the common Windows user. You know how to keep Windows XP running without seeing the need to re-install. For lots of others this painstakening procedure is part of their montly routine. Even if there'd be more convenient ways to do/fix things with the CLI, the registry editor or the recovery console. And if even this fails Bart's PE Builder may still save you from rebuilding XP from scratch.
      But most users just don't know that these things exist. They tend to rely on a fresh installation, even if it wouldn't be necessary. An example: one of my customers bought a small neat router to connect his computer to DSL. Some sites wouldn't open in his browser. So he kept on re/installing Windows instead of fixing the MTU size. The only systems he knew were the old DOS-based Windows. Back then re-installing seemed to work like a charm for most issues he had.

      I can't say that re-installing is always useless, though. If there's any trace of unknown processes that seem to listen on ports that haven't been opened by intention I'd always advice quarantine, re-installation of Windows and all programmes, offline-patching and restoration of data from an unaltered backup that dates before the current system was compromised. With all those Sasser-like worms compromisation happens quite frequently.

    30. Re:Cryptic Commands? by the_illuminatus · · Score: 1

      > my personal favorite is "umount".
      > Where's the fucking n?

      we dot kow.

      --
      knee-jerk? check. post? check. okay, time to read the article.
  12. I used this book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since I'm posting as an AC, I'll admit I used this book to start using Linux. It had good instructions to get it installed, and pretty good overview of things former Winblows users like me don't get (the / file system, for instance).

    It wouln't help you to recompile the kernal, but will help you update GAIM.

    1. Re:I used this book by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so did I. (Not this edition - this was a few years ago.) I was applying for a job that required "knowledge of Linux" - which I didn't have at the time. I called the geekiest one of all my friends and asked him for advice; he told me to get "Linux for Dummies". And it turned out to be exactly what I needed. No, I didn't get the job, but I did learn the basics of using Linux, and got a sufficient foundation to start learning more on my own.

  13. My own review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I did my own review of this a couple months back, here it is:

    There is absolutely no hand holding with this book, I was able to follow along and get the installation going. However, I continually received a mysterious "input/output" error about half-way into the installation. When I contacted IDG books for an explanation, I was pointed to Sun's installation website (where I should have looked before buying the book). However, if the person read my e-mail at all, she would have seen that I knew how to set up the partitions and get the installation running; I simply couldn't figure out the error message. I was finally told that they did not support Red Hat Linux! What a copout!!

    I then had to buy an Official copy of Linux (the install was successful) and figured I could at least get my money's worth by learning the basics of Linux. I wanted to edit a file so that xWindows could start automatically. However, the author fails to mention how to get out of a text file when you're finished! I combed through every page of the book including the index because I couldn't believe that an author could be so negligent. Believe me, it's not straightforward especially for a windows user like myself (you have to hit 'Esc' to get into edit mode, then type ':wq' to exit). I'm no dummy. I have a bachelor's in mechanical engineering and have designed a number of windows and dos-based applications. However, when the author doesn't have solutions to questions and simply neglects to fully explain even the most basic elements of Linux, it's time to look for another book. I'm simply writing this to make sure that no one else wastes their money on this poorly written book.

    I've got to say that most books just don't seem that great at really helping someone new to Linux - it's hard for a single book to introduce you to a whole new way of using the computer I know. I've had to learn like many others through trial and error, and now run Suse 9.0, Knoppix 3.3 and Debian (mainly as an on-going assignment to learn set by myself)

    1. Re:My own review by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny
      (you have to hit 'Esc' to get into edit mode, then type ':wq' to exit)

      Is that all? I thought you had to hit control-Z and then type killall -9 vi at the prompt....

    2. Re:My own review by PMcGovern · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ummmm...IDG hasn't published dummies books for three years (they sold the book line). I'm not sure why you contacted them. This book is published by Wiley.

    3. Re:My own review by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Thats the only way I've ever been able to accomplish it. I NEVER remember how to exit that damnable program.

      I stared blankly at emacs once...

  14. Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by rattler14 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to be a little b&@#!, but if someone couldn't grasp linux in the first 4 editions, I think they should give up and just get a Mac.

    Kinda like summer school. Sure, you couldn't understand algebra in 8 months... so now you have 6 weeks!

    And I use a mac, so commence making fun of me for being a hypocrit. Linux is an OS for guys with testicles far bigger than the lowly pair I was given.

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    1. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by brennan73 · · Score: 1

      Not to be a littler bitch, but you're talking about volumes: 5th edition in this sense means "revision," I think.

    2. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by Psiren · · Score: 4, Funny

      And I use a mac, so commence making fun of me for being a hypocrit. Linux is an OS for guys with testicles far bigger than the lowly pair I was given.

      Thanks for that. It's not often I'm complemented on my testicles ;)

    3. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by Life2Short · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, a revision. And while I haven't seen this 5th edition, it has to be WAY better than the first edition was. Each chapter looked like a bunch of lecture notes tossed together by some people who taught CS classes in their spare time (I think there were 3 authors). The disc distributed with the first edition didn't seem to match the instructions in the text at all. Other than an interesting chapter on disk partitioning, it was a total wash.

    4. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually you were complimented. Had you been complemented on your testicles, I would expect you would have three or four now.

    5. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by Psiren · · Score: 1

      Doh. It's late! Still, it's an interesting thought. Not sure how you'd use a bicycle though ;)

    6. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Linux is an OS for guys with testicles far bigger than the lowly pair I was given.

      O'Reilly already publishes "Linux In A Nutshell". Perhaps one day they'll get around to publishing "Nuts In A Linux Shell".

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    7. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by Bohemoth2 · · Score: 1

      they should teach the 8th month one like the 6th week one then. many usfull "in a nutshell" type shourtcuts to the answer are given in the 6 week course but then they beat you down with trivial minutae. for example: it's less important who discovered it than how to do it. get the "fogotten algebra/calculus" books and go completely through them before you take the course.

    8. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by riprjak · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. It's not often I'm complemented on my testicles ;)

      Really, people often comment about the wheelbarrow I push mine around in...

    9. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1
      It's not often I'm complemented on my testicles
      If you spend all your time around Linux boxes, it isn't a complete surprise that people with ovaries aren't terribly intrigued by you. In my experience, ovary-bearing individuals find Linux knowledge an interesting property for testicle-carriers to have, but not sufficient in itself to compel complementarity.
    10. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by 0utRun · · Score: 1

      > ... they should give up and just get a Mac

      When I first read the title, I thought it *was* about the Mac...

    11. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a seat shaped like an egg carton?

    12. Re:Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition by doublem · · Score: 1

      And I use a mac, so commence making fun of me for being a hypocrit.

      Well, if you're using OS X, you're already running Unix anyway.

      I'm getting more and more tempted by MAC these days.

      Mmmmm. Unix.

      Mmmmmm uber-easy GUI

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  15. pine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    for plaintext, this book leans understandably toward vi over emacs, but where are pine or joe?

    You mean pico, Timothy. Besides, if you don't know vi, you don't deserve to use Linux.

    1. Re:pine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vi? What is this vi? I've always used dd to write files.

  16. Horses for courses by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Having spen all of today revising for my ergonomics exam tomorrow (ha! they things it's engineering! I'd like to see them fly a plane with no wings and a comfy seat), it's convenient I just finished the chapter on user interface design.

    However, despite their odd views on almost everything, they have some good points:

    Command lines ROCK when you need to remove every file with a "Q" and "l" in the filename containing the word "banana".

    GUIs and CLIs work best when they are INTEGRATED so you can use the GUI and it helps you figure out how the CLI works next time.

    Linux has the former, with all the normal UNIX goodness. Now it needs to work on the latter. Then it will introduce not just sysadmins who type commands at over 40wpm and know regexs backwards through training, but also those that can benefit from picking up the CLI on a more casual basis, through interaction with other applications.

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    1. Re:Horses for courses by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 1

      Command lines ROCK when you need to remove every file with a "Q" and "l" in the filename containing the word "banana". cus I have to do that like all the time

    2. Re:Horses for courses by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      cus I have to do that like all the time

      Don't laugh, I did that all the time when working at Dole, then Banana Republic, then Chiquita. And now that I work in El Salvador.

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    3. Re:Horses for courses by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Okay then, a more practical example: convert a bunch of FLACs to WAV, then into MP3, preserving the tags. On Windows, you'll have to hunt around for shareware to do a half-assed job of it; on *nix, you think for a minute, then write a quick script that does exactly what you want.

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    4. Re:Horses for courses by maximilln · · Score: 1

      My GUI works fine.

      UDE running on LFS.

      I don't know why everyone else has so much trouble.

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  17. Heatsink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Upgrade your Heatsink and overclock your RAM ?? Come on. Are you kidding me ?

  18. The same tired old fallacy by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    is that the technically astute think Unix is great and the unwashed masses think it's hard. We can debate the merits of Unix vs. other OS's, but let's not resort to the "smart people agree with me" argument.

    1. Re:The same tired old fallacy by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      ...but let's not resort to the "smart people agree with me" argument. I agree. :^)

  19. 2nd edition by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The second edition of this book was my first ever look at Linux. Now I run two Linux machines and boot a third to Windows only when I have to (and almost never for my own personal use.) I maintain a few Linux servers and have written a handful of web-apps, for which I've been nicely paid.

    My point: I'm no dummy, but I had no knowledge of the subject. I was the target audience, and the book hit the mark and got me started.

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    1. Re:2nd edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's the rupee to dollar conversion nowadays anyway?

    2. Re:2nd edition by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

      I am not understanding your joke my friend.

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    3. Re:2nd edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a couple hundred bucks for a PHP "webapp" is not a lot of money.

    4. Re:2nd edition by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Same here - I think mine was the second edition as well. I actually still have it around as well. It's really amazing to take a look sometimes, and see how far things have advanced in such a relitivly small time as far as intallation, hardware detection, and above all window managers have evolved.

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  20. I still think the best way to learn linux is by foidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    By doing it yourself. Take one part knoppix, another part google, and sprinkle in another computer if needed(ie something that can connect to the internet if you are having connection problems). The biggest fears I think most people have about switching to linux are: a) an irrational fear due to the image of *nix's being some arcane, command line driven OS for geeks and b)(This is probably the biggest fear about switching OS's in general) fear of change.
    In my experience, most people hate having their computer systems changed because they have been hard wired to do everything a certain way, and don't think they will be able to learn another way. I have had some arguments with Windows fanboys(I was surprised such people even existed the first time I came across one) and basically it boiled down to those 2 fears(the 2nd also being an argument against switching to OS X)

    1. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By doing it yourself. Take one part knoppix, another part google



      I'm sick of the argument that Google is a substitute for a good book. It isn't. It provides, no content. It's a good search engine, sure, but that's all it is. You can find answers to many specific questions on the net, but the good tutorials are few and far between. Please show me where Google can find (not provide, merely find) a tutorial as good as you will find in this or any introductary book.

      Compared to a good library, searching the net with Google (or any search engine, there is more than one you know) is a complete pile of shit. It's all too easy to discover Fact A and try to apply it to your problem, without knowing Fact B which is crucial to your problem. Book authors have the time to introduce things to you so your mental picture has some structure and you learn the right things at the right time. A search of the net usually doesn't do that, in part because till you know what to search for you can't find what you need. Google is clever, but it's dumb as shit compared to a good technical author.

      If you've learnt how to do something through searching for answers on the net you almost certainly have huge gaps in your knowlege. The net is good for filling gaps, but you have to know where the gaps are first. An expert is where you learn that, and they don't give all their information away in a structured way in one place for free. They do it for money, they have to, it takes time. They do that in the form of books. Read one some time.

    2. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      People don't want to invest time in learning to do anything anymore. I've seen numerous cats buy 2-3 playstation 2 games and unless they are a die hard sports fan or rpg fan give up on next round of games rented or purchased because they do not conform to the way they acted in the virtualized setting before.

      To expect joe user who discovered the control panel 2 years ago to be ready to go through the arcane details of something is to expect more than a lot of people expect of themselves. The only people that I got into linux would of discovered it on their own and learned it on their own. My mom and sister asked me to free up the 4 gig linux partition that I installed for them last christmas recently when they realized they had not booted into it in 6 months. For all of what people hate about windows, it get things done and for most it comes with the box and winning over someone is like convincing that the engine in their brand new truck needs to be replaced with a fuel cell based system.

    3. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by FauxPasIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Please show me where Google can find (not provide, merely find) a tutorial as good as you will find in this or
      > any introductary book

      http://tldp.org

      Next!

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    4. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by foidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you've learnt how to do something through searching for answers on the net you almost certainly have huge gaps in your knowlege. The net is good for filling gaps, but you have to know where the gaps are first. An expert is where you learn that, and they don't give all their information away in a structured way in one place for free. They do it for money, they have to, it takes time. They do that in the form of books. Read one some time.
      You assume that I haven't read any books on the subject. Thats a pretty hefty assumption there bucko, care to back it up with anything from the post? I have read books on the subject, and they really weren't much of a help for me. Honestly for most things, I just find trying something out and viewing the output to be most helpful. Then using the internet to help me out if I get stuck. But everyone learns differently, I'll admit that.

    5. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You assume people want to spend time to learn it. I dont have to go learn to drive everytime I get into a different car thought do I. As to your points

      a) an irrational fear due to the image of *nix's being some arcane, command line driven OS for geeks

      Weakest argument ever. The majority of people dont even know what unix is, and more importantly they dont care.

      As to the fear of change it more 'pain in the ass because it doesnt work like windows does for me'. It might be unfortunate but its a fact MS got there first and Linux has a ways to go before it sufficiently emulates Windows to be a painless transition for the user. Just look at the no of posts on the recent cut and paste paradigm for gods sake.

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    6. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I teach Unix/Linux system administration for a living.

      I think you're right on the money there. Do it yourself, or take a class.

      In my classes, I always encourage my students to try, to experiment -- when a student asks me 'what happens if you do this?' my answer will often be 'try it' even if I know they will most likely hose their system. It's what they're there for, learning. Sometimes the hard way, as those lessons tend to be the ones that stick best.

      If they hose their system, the install CDs are at the ready, and their files are nicely tucked away on an NFS partition, so no harm done.

      And I always teach them about a sysadmin's best friends: man pages, google and O'Reilly :)

      That said, I think that most people do have a picture of Unix being arcane and difficult, and I regularly get into discussions with students who are of the opinion that it's much harder to learn Unix than Windows, right up until the point when they realize how much time they've spent learning Windows. They usually agree with me then that it's not any harder learning Unix than any other operating system.

      Most of my students start my classes with little to no Unix experience, and most of them come away with little to no inclination to run anything else than a Unix-like OS. Most of them have installed Linux on a computer at home, and some of them (there's a few every class) have even kicked the Windows habit altogether.

      (Personally, I do run W2K at home for business accounting, and I do tell my students this -- btw, does anyone know of a program that can do swedish business accounting with invoices/billing? I've been looking all over...).

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    7. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the Google part.

    8. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by dcam · · Score: 1

      tldp is not a for dummies book.

      There are two categories of computer books out there, references and howtos. Most books tend to cover both to one level or another. tld is a reference, this book is a how to.

      The fact that tldp may include articles on how to do things is does not change the fact. For example a howto describing automounting isn't a whole lot of use for someone who doens't know what mounting is. I do not see any article the provides a general introduction to Linux.

      This is not to say that tldp isn't a great project, I've used it a number of times, but it meets different aims to the aims of this book.

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    9. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      Mind helping me navigate it? I mean come on.. the site's utterly innavigable..

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    10. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by Bunyip+Redgum · · Score: 1

      I learnt far more about linux by installing Gentoo than I had in the previous 4 years with Redhet 5, 6 & 7!
      I learnt even more by buying installing the *bsd's and reading OpenBSD's faq and man pages, the FreeBSD Handbook and The Complete BSD.

      In other words, you learn the most when you compliment good documentation with hands on experience configuring the OS the way you want it.

    11. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, you can find my "navigating tldp.org" for dummies book in stores soon.

    12. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by papyr · · Score: 1

      What about the book Introduction to Linux by Machtelt Garrels? I just found it on tldp and it starts out with a brief history of Linux, goes on to explain what you need to consider before installing, etc. Chapter 2 starts with how to log on. Seems like just the thing for a newbie.

    13. Re:I still think the best way to learn linux is by maximilln · · Score: 1

      In a roundabout manner you were close to the turth as I've identified it:

      sprinkle in another computer
      in case something breaks
      (ie something that can connect to the internet if you are having connection problems)
      ie. in case something broke
      b)(This is probably the biggest fear about switching OS's in general) fear of
      BREAKING
      In my experience, most people hate having their computer systems changed because they have been hard wired to do everything a certain way
      or it will break.

      MS scare tactics, combined with "customer support" scare tactics, have been used to convince people that they know nothing, can learn nothing, and will achieve nothing unless they do things EXACTLY as told. Computers were mostly introduced to the common population by salesmen with a two-week crash course or customer service reps with a two-week crash course. When these two-week crash coursers encountered a moderately insightful user who would ask,"But, can't I do that by doing this?" their hard-wired response was,"Well, you can but it'll BREAK something else. Sure, you can stop it from breaking but it's too complicated to explain. Do it like I told you." Since Windows, especially in the early versions, has a high propensity to break randomly on its own the two-week crash-courser is always in the right. If the user complied willingly and something broke, it was Windows' fault. If the user ever deviated from exact instructions, even if the deviation in reality made no difference, it was the users' fault. The two-week crash-courser was never wrong and users are now psychologically conditioned to be afraid of changing anything in their computer. Changing operating systems would be a tremendous psychological ordeal because it involves cutting off the leech that has dominated their computing habits for the last 10 years or more.

      New users to *NIX are intimidated by the operating system because it _is_ a complex (and powerful) operating system. Windows users are intimidated by MS and other customer support vendors because MS is a wannabe complex (and powerful) operating system. That and MS has been covering up its horrendous shortcomings for the last 15 years.

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  21. *sigh* left out again... by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Funny

    hat's the viewpoint (same broad brush) of a lot of people who -- let's say -- aren't the ones rushing to upgrade their heatsink and overclock their RAM,

    This is fine and well, but what about those of us that are rushing ot overclock our BIOS, upgrade our cases and install heatsinks on our cdrom drives?

    We can't be in any more a niche market than those pesky heatsink-and-RAM proponents!

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    1. Re:*sigh* left out again... by jdray · · Score: 1

      Try O'Reilly's "Running Linux." I bought the second edition (used) about a year ago and sat down to read it from the front (something I never do with technical books). I got distracted with life about Chapter 4, but can say for sure that it explains things using clear language without "talking down" to the reader. Now that my house is almost completely Windows free (only my wife's laptop left), I'll be upgrading my Running Linux to 4th edition soon.

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  22. Pine? by OECD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    (for plaintext, this book leans understandably toward vi over emacs, but where are pine or joe?),

    Pine? I think the reviewer means Pico. It's great, but not included on some distros, which is probably why it wasn't covered. I agree it should have been mentioned, though, especially since it's pretty much self-explanatory. (Joe is too, but the Ctrl-key combinations strike me as odd.)

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    1. Re:Pine? by Stradenko · · Score: 0

      The acronym for pine clearly states this fact:
      Pine -> Pine Is Not an Editor

    2. Re:Pine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, it has two meanings
      1. Pine Is No-longer Elm
      2. Program for Internet News and Email
    3. Re:Pine? by HBI · · Score: 1

      The Joe ctrl-key combos are Wordstar combos.

      If you weren't computing at the time of CP/M you probably wouldn't be interested :-)

      Actually the BBS I used back in the late 80's and early 90's (the lamented Searchlight BBS) had an editor that was full-screen and had all Wordstar command sequences, so Joe is like coming home for me.

      Nonetheless, nowadays I use vi for all serious work on Linux. If you use it right, it pretty much immunizes you from ssh connectivity problems.

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    4. Re:Pine? by Stradenko · · Score: 1

      Pine was written at UC Berkeley and does indeed stand for "Pine Is Not an Editor."

    5. Re:Pine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, surely you're joking. Pine was created at the University of Washington. Did you read the link I posted? Your link is to a student's web page on Berkeley's servers. That's not the best source.

    6. Re:Pine? by JiffyJeff · · Score: 1

      Let's bring this self-referencing acronym home:

      Surely you know Pine means "Pine Is not Elm" -- Elm being an earlier email client...

      Oh, and I could be mistaken.

      Also FYI, nano is the replacement for pico in Fedora.

    7. Re:Pine? by Stradenko · · Score: 1

      A web page at UC berkeley is less reliable than a web page at University of Washington ... next you'll be trying to convince me that BSD was written at ASU.

    8. Re:Pine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -- Cows go moo and I do too!

      One cow was eating grass when another cow said to him "Hey, Buddy, you'd better watch what you're eating, there's this Mad Cow Disease going around!"
      The 1st cow replied "That's ok, I'm a helicopter."

    9. Re:Pine? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Why should they cover pico when they could cover nano? At least it's free.

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    10. Re:Pine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pine and Pico are registered trademarks of the University of
      Washington. No commercial use of these trademarks may be made without
      prior written permission of the University of Washington.


      And that is from the copyright file of pine.
      So where was pine written?

    11. Re:Pine? by Stradenko · · Score: 1

      Again, citing a link from UW's website is not convincing. Why don't you go to the USPTO website and get something to backup your claim from there?

  23. I really dont get this trend by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess folks dont want to be seen as a nerd, and think it's cool to not understand a computer or whatever. That was the thing in high school, no girl would ever admit she was good at math.

    I knew a girl who had a 97% average in calculus, but would act stupid and go "tee hee i dont know" when she needed to figure out the 10% tip for a dinner bill. Stupid is supposed to be sexy, or something.

    All the same, I don't know why people line up to buy books that define them as a dummy or idiot.

    I could see "Unix for people who have no clue about Unix". Hell, there are plenty of dummy books about stuff I have no clue about, but I'm not a dummy, and wouldnt buy them.

    Why not an advanced series: "The smelly fat sexless windbags guide to sendmail.cf"? Or "The sleazeball ambulance chasers guide to civil aquisition law"?

    Whatever, label yourselves an idiot or a dummy. When I see someone with one of those books, I sure do.

    It's just one of the oddest cultural phenomenons out there. No wonder America is slipping in science and tech, when it's cool to be a "dummy" but terribly uncool to be smart.

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    1. Re:I really dont get this trend by devphaeton · · Score: 1

      It's just one of the oddest cultural phenomenons out there. No wonder America is slipping in science and tech, when it's cool to be a "dummy" but terribly uncool to be smart.


      You know, i read a lot of your comments (easily identifiable by your sig), and i like them all. This lil bit is way too true. Add in Television as The Drug Of The Nation and therein lies the foundations of all the problems in the U.S., IMHO.

      You don't have to agree with me 100% on this, btw. You do get to gloat in that you've made it into my lucrative and highly coveted "friends" section, though. This will make you irresistable to all those "tee hee hee i dunno" smart chicks ;)

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    2. Re:I really dont get this trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Could it be that Americans do not take book titles so seriously or think they are reflection on themselves?

      Maybe Americans are smart enough to know that the publisher probably uses the word "dummy" in their titles as an exaggeration to get the attention of the buying public?

      Or maybe I'm wrong... I have to cut this short... have a TV show I want to watch.

    3. Re:I really dont get this trend by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I dunno, they'll pass up row after row of (many much better) books that say "for beginners", "introduction to" or "learn .... in 10 easy steps" and buy the one that says "idiot" or "dummy".

      It's a "see I'm not one of them, I'm just like you!" thing.

      And when I see someone reading the books in public - invariably proudly held aloft rather than flat on a table so everyone can see what the title is - it is a reflection of the reader.

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    4. Re:I really dont get this trend by consolidatedbord · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more of the fact that being stupid is associated with being easy. chicks wanna get attention, then they are gonna act dumb. It's a sure shot way to get the average males' attention who thinks he is gonna get laid cuz the girl is "stupid." Troll me all you want, it's the sad truth.

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    5. Re:I really dont get this trend by OmegaGeek · · Score: 1

      I knew a girl who had a 97% average in calculus, but would act stupid and go "tee hee i dont know" when she needed to figure out the 10% tip for a dinner bill. Stupid is supposed to be sexy, or something.

      My wife went through the same thing in high school, and from her perspective it came down to the fact that people are generally intimidated by and loathe people who are demostrably smarter (or faster, or better paid, etc.) than themselves. This is doubly applicable for girls in high school - most guys will avoid girls who are smarter than they are (which is a shame considering that you can get your homework done and a blowjob from a smart girlfriend), and the girls will hate you "for acting like you're better than they are".

      It's just one of the oddest cultural phenomenons out there. No wonder America is slipping in science and tech, when it's cool to be a "dummy" but terribly uncool to be smart.

      Considering the economic importance in most parts of the world of knowledge based professionals, this is especially curious.

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    6. Re:I really dont get this trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually, many of the "Dummies" books are pretty good. There are a couple of topics for which our local library only offers "Dummies" books. I swallowed my pride and borrowed the book. What a surprise to find that the book was very well written, and in an adult professional style that belied the deceptive title. I would recommend a "Dummies" book to anyone wishing to study an honest primer on a technical topic.

      By the way, there are a lot of so called "professional" books by O'Reilly which really are books for dummies. I recently checked out O'Reilly's book on Objective C for Max OS X. It had almost nothing about Objective C. It was page after page of screen shots, and "explanations" telling you which menu button to click. They weren't teaching Objective C, they were teaching you how to navigate menus. There was a book for real dummies.

    7. Re:I really dont get this trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only a 10% tip? How about Linux for Cheapskates

    8. Re:I really dont get this trend by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't believe that I'm replying to an ac, but here we go.

      Could it be that Americans do not take book titles so seriously or think they are reflection on themselves?

      I can't speak for all americans beliefs, but I will say that every aspect of a human's behavior is a reflection of themselves.

      Maybe Americans are smart enough to know that the publisher probably uses the word "dummy" in their titles as an exaggeration to get the attention of the buying public?

      Close. Its simply brand recognition. Do people go to McDonalds for good food? Nope, they go because they know what they can expect. All of the books look the same and have the same theme in the title "$SUBJECT for Dummies" or the "Complete Idiot's Guide to $SUBJECT" (I believe that is the theme for the other series). The books are as recognisable as the "Golden Arches". There is an excellent book called "The McDonaldization of America". It appears to have a website here. Where the author goes on and on about how comfortable americans are with brand recognition, from food, to movies (and sequals), etc. Its worth a look.

      In my glossing over these books, I find them useless. Somehow I got a copy of UNIX for Dummies from somebody about 10 years ago, and if I had seriously intended for it to be a reference for me, I would be just as much as a dummy as before. 99% of the useful stuff was in the "advanced nerd section" or whatever it was called, and then it only glossed over the topic. I would bet that little to no information is actually acquired by the reader of these books, and they probably sit unread on a bookshelf somewhere. Embarisingly enough, my parents have a few of them, and none of them were read.

    9. Re:I really dont get this trend by Fujamabob · · Score: 1

      There is humor in self-deprecation. That said, I'd buy that sendmail book just so I could put it on my coffee table and watch the reaction it gets. I hope its cover is as lively as its title.

    10. Re:I really dont get this trend by EvanED · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the other hand, I like the Dummies series because they are fun to read. Really. How many computer books can you pick up and pleasure read?

    11. Re:I really dont get this trend by Chester+K · · Score: 2, Informative

      I could see "Unix for people who have no clue about Unix".

      Me too, if they were paid by the word. But they're not. They were going for a shorty, catchy, memorable title; and the first book in the series was "DOS for Dummies", so it was a little alliteration as well.

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    12. Re:I really dont get this trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> All the same, I don't know why people line up to buy books that define them as a dummy or idiot.

      See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor

      More seriously, if after multiple readings of "Whatever for Dummies" you still don't understand anything about "Whatever", then you know for a fact that you're dumb...

    13. Re:I really dont get this trend by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      I think you're overanalyzing a bit. So what if its called '...for Dummies'. Does that inherently mean that it has no good information in it? I'd argue that its 'dumb' to believe that the purchase of a book would define the purchaser as a dummy or idiot.

      I won't argue that there is a 'cool to be dumb' element in our culture, but I seriously think you're reaching when you try to connect it to the popularity of the 'for dummies' books. Maybe they're just good references.

    14. Re:I really dont get this trend by Flower · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well I guess someone here has obviously read "The Pontificating Windbag's Guide for Composing Laments on Niggling Contentions"

      Sorry, don't get the rant. Always saw the series' titles as being tounge-in-cheek instead of some condemnation of the target audience. Maybe that's because 99% of the time I don't have a bug up my butt over the issue. In any event, picking up a book to learn something new isn't an indication someone is a dummy but someone turning a condenscending eye towards them is a sure sign that a person is an ass.

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    15. Re:I really dont get this trend by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 1
      ...the first book in the series was "DOS for Dummies", so it was a little alliteration as well.
      I wonder how long you've been waiting for the chance to use the phrase 'a little alliteration'...
    16. Re:I really dont get this trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the girls will hate you "for acting like you're better than they are". ,

      It's not an act. I don't get intimidated or loathe people smarter than me.

    17. Re:I really dont get this trend by TheRevenant · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, the term 'dummies' always bothered me a bit too. I agree that picking up a book to loarn something new isn't an indication that someone is a dummy. The book titles indicates disagreement with that idea (though the books themselves don't).

      There are a number of other words that would've done the job just fine without being insulting:

      "The beginner's guide to..." or "The novice's guide to...", for example. Sadly the "Idiot's Guide to..." series continued this tradition.

    18. Re:I really dont get this trend by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me:

      There is no such thing as "Max (sic) OS X".
      There is no such thing as "Max (sic) OS X".
      There is no such thing as "Max (sic) OS X".

    19. Re:I really dont get this trend by Flower · · Score: 1
      fwiw, I always thought that The Clueless Newbie's Guide would be a funny series but I think it's already been done. And quite honestly I never considered such a title insulting since everybody starts off as a clueless newbie at some time or another.

      In any event, there is another way to view the For Dummies series - as reader friendly. If it can explain a topic like linux even to a dummy it can obviously explain it to an average Joe interested in the subject. Gotta make for a better read than a man page.

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    20. Re:I really dont get this trend by TheRevenant · · Score: 1

      Even the "For Dummies" series seems to realise the term is insulting. All their blurbs start with "You're no dummy but...".

      I agree that the books are reader-friendly, but "the idiot-proof guide to..." would be a better term for that. You're saying that it's easy enough for anyone but you're not calling any given reader an idiot.

      Don't get me wrong - this is not something that keeps me awake at night. Heck, for the most part I don't even think about the title these days. But I can certainly imagine people being a little embarrassed to be seen reading a book called "The Dummies' guide to...".

    21. Re:I really dont get this trend by TheUser0x58 · · Score: 1

      W. Richard Stevens' "Unix Network Programming Volume 1." Really-- a genuine page turner. Ive opened that one up at slow parties before.

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  24. Re:My review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about this? It's for true geniuses.

  25. Alternate Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux for Windows Users. Nah, Dummies is far less offensive.

    1. Re:Alternate Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment makes me wonder why I've never seen any Windows for Linux users... Oh, that's right... ANYONE can use Windows without a book to teach them.

  26. You forgot one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Slashdot editor"

    But I can't decide if that's an oxymoron or a plain old moron.

    1. Re:You forgot one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, guess who modded down this one!

  27. one word by mslinux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fragmentation.

    That's why UNIX is a pain in the ass to non-technical people and the most misunderstood OS the worls has ever or will ever see. The same command on AIX (ls for example) will be differernt on Mac OSX and Linux. You can't use the -h flag on one platfrom, OS X version 10.2 doesn't suppor it, AIX never has, but the GNU version does and now OS X 10.3 does too, but on Solaris... it's different, you substitute the X key for...ad nauseum

    Not to mention the various shells, editors, scripting languages. Fragmentation is why people preceive UNIX as being difficult. Now, if all of geeks who hack it would get rid of their egos and put the best of breed into one utility instead of fighting over 50 or more different ones, then Microsoft would be out of business tomorrow.

    That's all I have to say about that.

    1. Re:one word by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, if all of geeks who hack it would get rid of their egos and put the best of breed into one utility instead of fighting over 50 or more different ones, then Microsoft would be out of business tomorrow.

      Yeah, I agree. I consider OS X to be that best of breed. I have just started using it and what impressed me was how easy it was to download and install software--something notoriously difficult with Linux (don't get me started on apt-get and rpm #%!&$!!!!) The cool thing was the download manager showed all the recent files that have come down in recently. I was surprised when I double-clicked on the last entry, OMG! it's offering to pull up the directory where the recent download is currently residing! Sweeeet! But there's this dmg file, now what? Oh well, double-click? Yessss. Opens up and there are two files, and one's an .rtf. Double-click the rtf and the remaining installation instructions says to drag the app to the applications folder. That's it. Don't get me wrong, when apt-get works, it works great, but more often than not, it's just taking up space on the disk.

      BTM

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    2. Re:one word by no_nicks_available · · Score: 1

      best /. post ever.

    3. Re:one word by dema · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the various shells, editors, scripting languages. Fragmentation is why people preceive UNIX as being difficult. Now, if all of geeks who hack it would get rid of their egos and put the best of breed into one utility instead of fighting over 50 or more different ones, then Microsoft would be out of business tomorrow.

      I wouldn't call it egos. Personally I love the fact that there are such a large variety of shells, editors, and the like. It's certainly a lot nicer than being tied into some proprietary piece of software that you may decide you don't even like after paying $XXX for it. There is no "best of the breed" because everyone has his/her own opinions, not egos. That goes against the entire ethic of Open Source, it's all about choice, in my opinion. And I'd rather try to help people understand that than take them from one piece of proprietarily software to a single piece of Open Source software.

    4. Re:one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, if all of geeks who hack it would get rid of their egos and put the best of breed into one utility instead of fighting over 50 or more different ones, then Microsoft would be out of business tomorrow.

      And if all humans would get rid of their egos and put the best of breed into one endeavour then humanity would be out among the stars in a few decades. BUT - we wouldn't be HUMAN any more, we'd be boring fucking ants (metaphorically).

      People are different. I'm really NOT INTERESTED in the market MS caters for - it's full of utter goons. The only thing that pisses me off is when MS pushes to make stuff I do illegal (software patents) - they're welcome to their AOLer userbase.

    5. Re:one word by im+a+fucking+coward · · Score: 1

      man Yep, seems to work on every version of *nix I'm working with.

    6. Re:one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think OS X will be the standard interface on unix. Dream on, it's closed source you know. Nobody else can use it.

    7. Re:one word by thedillybar · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. Why can't anyone write a good defrag utility for unix?
      </sarcasm>

  28. Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Here's a dummy question for the Linux geeks that are reading this, and one that shows how clueless some of us Linux noobs are:

    I start up Linux in a GUI. I know I can switch to a shell screen with ctrl-alt-f2 (or other f keys). I could also open a shell from the GUI, but in this case I want to switch with the ctrl-alt-f2 trick to see the original start-up dialog while the system was booting. OK, this works fine. But how in the world do I get back to the GUI??? I would have expected it to be anothet ctrl-alt-Fx key, but none get me there. I spent hours last night searching on Google with no luck.

    What's the magic way to switch back to the GUI, and how does a Linux noob learn all of these little tricks that the Linix geeks just think everyone should know? Sure, I know about man, but without knowing what to look up (if it's even there at all), it really doesn't help.

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    1. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by dvNull · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ctrl-Alt-F7

    2. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by HBI · · Score: 1

      On Gentoo it's default bound to Alt-F7.

      I believe it will be the next Alt-F-key sequence after your last virtual screen though.

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    3. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by GonzoJohn · · Score: 3, Informative

      By default, XFree 86 let's you go from a console window back to the "GUI" with ctrl+alt+F7

    4. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by awehttam · · Score: 1

      ctrl-alt-fX works in X, when your at the regular console, just use alt-. I find it's usually alt-f7 but it depends on how your ttys are setup.

    5. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      That's true on all Linux distributions, from what I can tell.

      The only reason you need Ctrl-Alt-Fx to switch to a terminal from X is because the normal Alt-Fx combo is trapped by X. OTOH, Ctrl-Alt-Fx is bound to work always, so not a bad idea to just use that all the time.

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    6. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by iabervon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ctrl-Alt-Fn switches you to virtual console n. Each text console and each GUI is on a virtual console, and the GUI is generally on the first console which doesn't have anything else (like a login prompt) on it. In fact, you can generally start up multiple, completely independant, GUIs by logging into one of the text console and typing "startx -- :1", and it will be on the first console which is still unused (the one after your usual GUI, probably).

      I'm not clear on where this is documented, but just trying other function keys with ctrl-alt should have worked. So the problem isn't actually the documentation, which was unnecessary, but that the nominally correct solution didn't work. I've found that you sometimes have to let go of ctrl and alt and press them again.

    7. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by SoLoatWork · · Score: 1

      On my Suse 9.1, it's Ctrl-Alt-F7. On your distro, maybe something else. Hence the weakness of Linux. I can't definitively say how to fix your problem, since Linux is so fragmented.

    8. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by jtev · · Score: 1

      The method I always use is Alt-rightarrow or alt-leftarrow. This takes you forward or back one terminal. The reason is I never remeber how many consoles I'll have running at one time. You only need to use ctl-alt-fkey when you're in X. In a term alt-fkey works.

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    9. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Alt+f7 is enough - Ctrl is only needed when you're already in X.

    10. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      In Gentoo, depending on your keymap, the Menu key (if present) will switch to the previous tty, including X. The two windows keys cycle through ttys.

    11. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1
      OTOH, Ctrl-Alt-Fx is bound to work always, so not a bad idea to just use that all the time.
      Nope, you can turn it off:
      # Uncomment this to disable the <Crtl><Alt><Fn> VT switch sequence
      # (where n is 1 through 12). This allows clients to receive these key
      # events.

      # Option "DontVTSwitch"
    12. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by HBI · · Score: 1

      I use an old mechanical keyswitch IBM keyboard, so I don't have window keys :-)

      I heartily recommend getting one of the old Model M keyboards, they rock and they last forever.

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    13. Re:Linux dummy question: Switching between screens by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lets see here I do it all the time without thinking. Oh right ctrl-alt-f1-6 for a terminal and then ctrl-alt-f7 for the GUI.

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  29. Linux for Dummies... by polecat_redux · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    long Dummies = 0;
    long Guru = 1000000;
    int bookLearning = 0;

    bookLearning = 1;
    int Linux()
    {

    for (Dummies = 0; Dummies != Guru; Dummies++;)
    Dummies += bookLearning;
    loop;

    return 0;
    }

    1. Re:Linux for Dummies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you initialize bookLearning only to reassign it to a constant value? And Dummies, for that matter is reassigned to 0 in the first clause of the for loop.

      You are in so much trouble.

      Dummy.

    2. Re:Linux for Dummies... by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      lol... sorry, it's been awhile. I should crawl back into my hole. My apologies.

  30. Re:Review likes this should be done by a total new by ichimunki · · Score: 1

    But I would assume that although timothy may have the problem you mention (not being able to see what true Linux Dummies would miss), I'm pretty sure the publishers of the Dummies series don't. Wiley's Dummies series have always seemed like excellent books to me, whether I knew the topic cold or was a complete newbie. I have read several books from this series and my only complaint is that the books are too short. It would be nice if they would use the same style for an "Advanced Such-and-Such for Dummies" series. Fortunately these books usually set you up with a really good base to where you can pick up some other more complete text and have a fighting chance with it. On that basis, combined with timothy's positive review, I would very much recommend or buy this book for people like your mother.

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  31. What about a distro? by tmillard · · Score: 1

    It would make it easier for "New" Linux users, if there where a couple of CDs (or DVDs for the rich) of Linux with the book. SuSE, Mandrake etc. somthing that is easy to get running but has all the programs without paying extra (not somthing I can say about Linspire.)

    However, IDG likes to put nasty (C) things on CDs with their books. Or are the dummies books published by Hungry Minds this year?

    1. Re:What about a distro? by vondo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Knoppix should be what they include. Probably most in their target audience would not want to commit to installing linux on a machine just to try it out. Either they have one they use at work or they have a live disk as their first introduction.

    2. Re:What about a distro? by devnullify · · Score: 1

      If you bothered to RTFS, you'd see that it includes a Fedora Core 1 DVD.

  32. Not cryptic by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    *nix commands are not cryptic, they're just (typically) not English words, and for very good reason : words carry a range of meaning and novice users may be tempted to believe that some of those connotations spill over into the command. Single words having a range of meanings is anathema to computing, where precise definitions are absolutely essential.

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    1. Re:Not cryptic by thebatlab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you're saying that

      wget -nc -x --html-extension -r --level=5 -k -p

      is NOT cryptic? Cryptic generally refers to shorthand style notations and anything that isn't readily identifiable. dictionary.com says "Having hidden meaning; mystifying". I think all of those can apply to that command and the majority of commands that make up linux/unix.

      Disclaimer:
      No, that example wasn't off the top of my head, I looked up some options to wget. Why wget, b/c I was playing with it the other day.
      No, I don't care if there are mistakes in the above example.
      No, you're not proving you're smarter by pointing any out.
      No, taking my post and turning it into an M$ bash is not acceptable behaviour b/c the above has nothing to do with that particular company.

    2. Re:Not cryptic by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Well, all the short options you have there can be expressed with longer versions.

      wget --no-clobber --force-directories --html-extension --recursive --level=5 --convert-links --page-requisites

      seems to have the same functionality, and is less "cryptic", if you prefer. Many command line programs support both short and long options.

    3. Re:Not cryptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Silliest stuff Ive ever heard. You think COPY has multiple meanings?

      CP = cut paste
      CP = close partition
      CP = create parameter
      CP = cancel program
      CP ...

      You want to rethink that last statement?

    4. Re:Not cryptic by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

      There's little point in getting dragged into an argument about what "cryptic" means in a particular context. I was just pointing out the reason that nix commands are often not "regular" English words. And it's a good reason too (what, you think the original designers just pulled random strings out of their arses to piss people off?)

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    5. Re:Not cryptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silliest stuff Ive ever heard

      Then I daresay you haven't heard a whole lot - this isn't me pulling stuff out of my arse, it's the actual reason. Go do some reading.

    6. Re:Not cryptic by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      I'm not looking to get into an argument on the semantics of "cryptic". I'm just pointing out that basically to anyone just starting out, it'll be cryptic. Even to myself (admittedly I'm not an advanced linux user) some stuff still makes me scratch my head. Whether they had reason or not doesn't make it less cryptic.

      "what, you think the original designers just pulled random strings out of their arses to piss people off?"

      All except for the "piss people off" part ;)

      And as another poster pointed out in response to my comment, most command line programs now have long versions of their options. Why didn't they have these in the first place then?

    7. Re:Not cryptic by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      ...taking my post and turning it into an M$ bash is not acceptable...

      There's a Windows version of bash?

    8. Re:Not cryptic by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      wget --no-clobber --force-directories --html-extension --recursive --level=5 --convert-links --page-requisites

      Honestly, I still find that notation a bit cryptic as well. I use wget many times but I don't have a clie what --page-requisites or --no-clobber do.

      One problem with CLIs is that everything has to be shortened to some extent. In a graphical environment, this would be done with checkboxes having more then a two word description then possibly further descriptions with mouse-overs.

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    9. Re:Not cryptic by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but try scripting your GUI. Wget is generally used in scripts as part of some other process, not as a means to itself. That's the beauty of command-line tools, you can easily script them and chain them together to do anything you want.

      I can see both sides on this though. If a user for some reason decides to take a copy of a web site, wget is probably harder to use for them (the first time at least) than some Windows shareware they download to do it. But wget is used for so much more than that.

  33. Linux's difficulty a myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In a modern distro, such as Mandrake 10, SuSE 9.1 or Fedora Core 2 you will be SHOCKED how easy it is. You will be flamming people for spreading lies about Linux. Its true. The GNOME 2.6 and KDE 3.2 GUI's are so easy to use you will wonder how you got on without them!

    So, if you haven't tried Linux or are using an old version, get one of these distros right away.

    Just avoid distros like Debian or Slackware, they are optimized for the geek sector, and thats why there is a mis-conception, because there are too many people trying the wrong version of Linux!

    I am typing this from Fedora Core 2, and my experience with it is incredible. Stable, Fast, Easy, FUN.

    Download fedora here
    Go here to learn how to install cool stuff such as Flash, Java, MP3, etc

    1. Re:Linux's difficulty a myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, the last few hours of my life was a myth. It's difficult and wildly contraintuitive.

  34. To heck with the book! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way to get into Linux is to get a decent distro on a machine with no hardware 'issues'. I tried several distros but didn't have the patience to fight with them. Then Mandrake 8.1 installed perfectly on one of my machines and I liked the result. This gave me a base to work from. Everything I needed from that time, I was able to tackle on an ad hoc basis.

    Linux for Dummies was just about the last book I bought on the subject and I didn't get much use out of it. Most of the time I just google for solutions. A few choice web sites easily replace most Linux books.

  35. Re:Dummies buyers are Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The sucess of the dummies line is just one more reason it's safe to say Americans are idiots. In what other culture can you call your customers dummies and be so hugely sucessful? It all comes down to the general public opinion that being smart is evil. Being a "nerd" or "geek" basically means you're smart therefore you have no social status.

    It has nothing to do with that. First of all it's a light-hearted joke which fits in with the overall tone of the book. This is the reason why people like them, because they're (rightfully) scared by huge hard to understand manuals that don't really help.

    It's like saying, "Hey, don't worry about it, I'm a user of this system/program too and here's what's really helpful instead of what the people who wrote it think will be helpful."

    It's the man pages and hard to understand command line syntax that users feel are calling them dummies. If they wanted to feel stupid because that's cool, then they would jump right in with no help from such books and emacs would do a fine job of it.

    And that part about not being able to pick up a woman in a bar while talking bout quantum mechanics... How many women in bars do you think are actually interested in quantum mechanics? Not because they're stupid or don't like guys that are smart but just aren't interested in quantum mechanics? I'd say most aren't, that's why none came up to you. If you were talking about baseball in the physics department of a university how much do you want to bet that any girls there could not care less?

  36. Re:Review likes this should be done by a total new by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Reviews should be done by a peer of the target community. If you're of the opinion that only total newbies should use Linux, then of course reviews like this should be done by total newbies.

    But this is "Linux for Dummies", so the only people who are going to touch this are total newbies.

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  37. my intro to linux by maxbang · · Score: 2, Interesting

    was Linux for Dummies a long time ago. It got me up and running, that was it. After that I got sick of Redhat's RPM hell and switched to Debian. My problem with that book was that it just showed me very basic stuff, none of the cool stuff that I wanted to do, like getting into the guts and figuring out what all the files mean, where they sit, and what they do. I don't think they even got into compiling software, which I think would be a pretty important thing for beginners, especially if you want to install programs and such. All that's available via man and Google. Google's the Linux for Dummies who don't mind pecking around the net for tips. I feel the beginners should begin with debian and not redhat - I feel that it's easier to learn with. Besides, if you're only going to play around on the web and read an email or two, does it really matter?

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  38. So what's next? by tbedolla · · Score: 1

    What books do the ./ers recommend as a follow-up to someone who knows enough Linux to screw things up but is looking to improve?

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    1. Re:So what's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux for Retards

    2. Re:So what's next? by rsklnkv · · Score: 3, Informative

      These are some of my recent favs (in order of what I think is difficulty) :

      Wicked Cool Shell Scripts
      by Dave Taylor

      Linux in a Nutshell 4TH Edition
      by Ellen Siever

      How Linux Works
      by Brian Ward (Two thumbs up here)

      Unix Shell Programming, Third Edition
      by Stephen Kochan

      Beginning Linux Prog 3RD Edition
      by Neil Matthew

      Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment
      by W Richard Stevens (This isn't really too 'advanced'. I don't program, but this book gave me a great overview of the unix system and gives some sweet, usable examples that I think stand the test of time). Know a little c first, however.
      I'll stop now.

      --
      _____ "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -- Orwell
    3. Re:So what's next? by Kegster · · Score: 1

      Personally I got started out with Linux by getting Linux: The Complete Reference 4th ed[1] (it has since been updated). Lots of useful info, explained clearly, without talking down at you.

      I also found Essential System Administration (Frisch pub:O'Reilly) to be great for learning how to do stuff, and to use as a general reference

      RUTE is also worth a read, and is available online. and there is always the man pages and tldp

    4. Re:So what's next? by rsklnkv · · Score: 1

      Ack! Essential System Administration 3RD Edition by Aeleen Frisch is great as well...

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      _____ "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -- Orwell
    5. Re:So what's next? by tbedolla · · Score: 1

      Many thanks, will check out.

      --

      "Everything in the universe is clouded by the impositions of the mind"
    6. Re:So what's next? by L0stm4n · · Score: 0

      you dont need a book! just keep screwinging stuff up then fixing it. you'll learn alot. Like the time I accidentally deleted /dev/null, now I know how to use mknod.

      have fun, break stuff , and learn the hands on way.

      --
      superman runs linux
    7. Re:So what's next? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Try screwing things up, then figuring out how to fix it.

    8. Re:So what's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cracking "book" for getting to know Linux in-depth is The Gentoo Linux Handbook - install Linux from scratch, compiling your own complete system. Plus the added benefit of the Lord of All Software Installers - portage :p

  39. [OT] sig... by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be:

    do() || do_not(); int *try = 0;

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    Liberal (adj.): Free from bigotry; open to progress; tolerant of others.
  40. Impeachment For Dummies: +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who work for "President-Vice" Cheney.

    Enjoy!!!

    As always,
    Kilgore Trout

  41. How many times do windows users use them? by Stevyn · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, windows has cryptic commands too, but how often are they used. In *nix's, solving a problem might require the use of a cryptic command where in windows, it's point and click here and there and it's fixed.

    The windows gui knows to an extent what's going on and has the ability to change settings and such. Linux on the other hand was designed not to require such levels of complication of the gui, but rather a bunch of .conf files here and there. Those drake wizards mandrake users use, for example, take the cryptic command headache away from the user and makes changing settings like from the windows control panel.

    My point is that in linux, you WILL HAVE TO use commands more frequently than in windows to fix a problem. However, that may not be a bad thing as it doesn't require a configuration app to change settings. But for the beginner, this gets confusing. And man pages do not help at all when you're a beginner.

    And btw, when kde crashes, I can't make any more sense out of the error messages than the ones that come from windows xp. Thank god for xkill though.

    1. Re:How many times do windows users use them? by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      "Those drake wizards" made my brain hurt. Then I switched to Gentoo.

      --
      -insert a witty something-
    2. Re:How many times do windows users use them? by kasperd · · Score: 1
      In *nix's, solving a problem might require the use of a cryptic command where in windows, it's point and click here and there and it's fixed.

      In Linux I often use this command when debugging certain problems. How do I do that in Windows?
      ps -f $(sh -c 'echo $$';ps -Am -o stat= -o pid= | grep ^[DZ] | tr -d "<[A-Z]")
      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    3. Re:How many times do windows users use them? by infinidim · · Score: 1

      Cygwin dude!

  42. Re:Dummies buyers are Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, someone's got a big ego. This is totally offtopic, but I guess it goes somewhere.

    Ever think that "the general opinion" could be that most Americans ACCEPT the fact that they don't understand everything there is to know?

    And if you think that you can pick up a gorgeous woman anywhere on this earth by just spouting pi to the 151951th digit then, you sir, DO lack social skills.

    Just because YOU understand a topic, doesn't mean anyone else understands it or is interested in it. As for baseball, you can safely assume than a large portion of Americans know what baseball is.

    It's so typical of "smart" people to be entirely condescending and blame everyone else for their problems instead of evaluating their own actions and beliefs. The fact that you can't accept that you just might be a dummy on certain subjects just adds to this theory.

    JN

  43. Yeah, and how about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft Works"?

    (stolen from userfriendly.org, yes :-)

    1. Re:Yeah, and how about... by c1ay · · Score: 1
      "Microsoft Works"?

      That's an oxymoron...

      --

  44. Re:My review by randominator · · Score: 1

    In the same series there's also "AOL For Dummies". How's that for a redundant title!

    What's next, "Scratching Your Ass for Dummies"?

  45. Wiley sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Having bought (and returned) a book from Wiley in the past, I can further develop the author of this article's impression that they tend to put in a lot of filler. I bought a book called Hack Attacks Revealed, thinking it might be a good primer on network security (it's not! I am embarrased to have purchased it in the first place, hence AC) and a bit of fun to read, but it turned out to be mostly filler, devoting at least half of the thousand pages to screenshots of windows backdoor frontends.

    Most of the information in the Wiley books can be found elsewhere, in much more detail. They are a company that, in an opportunistic fashion, looks to sell books with as little new information or effort on their part, merely exploiting the so called "hacker" craze or exploiting ill informed users.

  46. the author of the Dummies series... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    hey Mister, how'd you write all those books?

    Duuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh..... I don't know.....

  47. oh, it's been such a very long time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the pluperfect plural of beeeeotch is BEEEEEOTCHAE!

    1. Re:oh, it's been such a very long time... by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      WTF does pluperfect mean in the context of a noun's declension?

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      All's true that is mistrusted
  48. How about a Knoppix for Dummies book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? You can skip all the install crap, and not worry about blowing up you Windows machine.

    Configure this version to default /home to a USB key, and it's good to go.

  49. 12224 bytes? by wvitXpert · · Score: 1

    "12224 bytes in body"? Sheesh. What, did you guys just post the whole book?

  50. Re:Dummies buyers are Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that you can't accept that you just might be a dummy on certain subjects just adds to this theory.

    This is exactly my point. From www.m-w.com, dummy means "one who is stupid". Stupid means "slow of mind".

    Not knowing anything about a specific subject DOES NOT make one a dummy. In fact, it would be a huge insult to anyone of any intelligence to say "you don't know anything about Linux, therefore you are a dummy".

    Assuming you are of reasonable intelligence (very doubtful at the moment), a book truly aimed at dummies would be so simplistic it would be useless to you.

  51. you have NO idea.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... how much I have thought about your idea as well. I got into linux late (rh 7.1), and as such, never had to learn much command line, nor do I now. I was a mac classic background, so there ya go. I never liked windows at all, fooled with dos way way back for a couple of months, despised it, bought a point and cliky mac instead. If there was a program for linux that would let you SEE what was going on in real time, and if it gave you a graphical representation of all the files being accessed, and where they are, etc, that would be SO *nice*. I have found man pages as they exist now to be almost totally useless coming from near- zero command line background. I even bought a linux book (linux , the complete reference), which was basically a thousand plus pages of reproduced man pages-I never use the thing, I was so dissapointed. It's like, there's no "first steps" written in english anywhere, perhaps this book is it, not sure by the review. I can find my way around any sort of graphical menu, and can go look on the net if I get stuck, but it's not the same as LEARNING something. I got a feeling I'm between this book in the review and something else, not sure what that would be though. I'd rather have it running as a program though. You know in some menus where they will show you the keyboard shortcuts for what you are clicking? Same deal, but the total command line sequence.

  52. i could use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    What kind of an operating system is it, if it's utterly impossible to do something so TRIVIAL as to format a floppy disk?

    I have to mount it, I do - doesn't work.
    Even if it works, I try to format it - you guessed it, doesn't work.
    I'm using SuSE, btw, and in their YaST tool they allow me to load LILO onto a floppy so that I don't have to mess up my boot sector on the harddisk. Yes, you are right again - it doesn't work! The floppy drive goes whirr-click for one second and immediately I get the message that LILO was successfully installed onto the floppy. So I reboot, three times. Right you are; it doesn't work, it hangs after saying "LI".

    No wonder this system is still so rare among people who are actually trying to accomplish something with their computers! After all, they don't have to spend a half an hour to format a floppy, only to fail in the end!

    Something is terribly wrong here. And yes, I followed the instructions, even the instructions that I get from man or the command itself.

    Help me out here, or stop promoting this abomination of a system.

    1. Re:i could use it by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      There is something very different about formating a floppy and creating a boot disk. If a boot disk is what your after, I recommend Recovery Is Possible CD and floppy images or KNOPPIX for a full blown bootable CD with GUI.
      I also recommend picking up a copy of Linux for Dummies. I hear its good for you.

      --
      I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
    2. Re:i could use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh I know the difference, that's not the point. I was trying to make this LILO disk and thought I'd format it first. I've tried my luck with it wihout formatting as well. How come the YaST can't write LILO properly yet tells me that's what it did? How can I possibly know what the problem is?

      I'm sorry for ranting, but it's late and I'm tired. I'm sure it's a marvellous system, I just need a few years to learn it... Thought I'd start today.

    3. Re:i could use it by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      What kind of an operating system is it, if it's utterly impossible to do something so TRIVIAL as to format a floppy disk?

      /bin/bash# /sbin/mke2fs /dev/fd0

      Remind me what was so difficult about that?

      --
      All's true that is mistrusted
    4. Re:i could use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe it's because it's so late, but there's something especially ironic when someone asks what's so difficult about /bin/bash# /sbin/mke2fs /dev/fd0 ...wow.

    5. Re:i could use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think his purpose might be served better by using the /sbin/mkdosfs, assuming that he wants to use the disk in some M$FT operating system too...

    6. Re:i could use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it makes it even more ironic when someone actually wastes their time posting a command that could have been expressed as mke2fs /dev/fd0, which would have been obvious enough if linux tutorials and the 'easy to use' distributions took the time to explain device numbers and formatting when the graphical tools don't, you know, work. Wheras some poor bastard who would have a working system if he'd used Debian and read the user guide gets a bad impression.

    7. Re:i could use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a 'mkbootfloppy' command? Of course, if SUSE actually cared as much about their users as Debian, there is, but still.
      If you have 'pico' or 'nano' to edit the /etc/lilo.conf file, then see if you can put an # in front of the compact, if there isn't already one there. Don't bother otherwise, all other editors are bloated and useless.

    8. Re:i could use it by WillAtMH · · Score: 1

      my biggest complaint about GNU/linux is that half of my typos are commands.

    9. Re:i could use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      mke2fs? Sorry, but is that yet another command to format a disk?

      [LeoGetz]Ok, ok, ok...[/LeoGetz]

      Here's my problem: During the installation of SuSE, YaST suggested to me that I should install LILO on a floppy, which was nice cause that was my intent also. It told me to insert a formatted floppy and press OK, so I did that. The floppy was pre-formatted with FAT in Win2K, I simply assumed this would be ok. Now what happens, is that the floppy drive lights up and say click and then in a second, it tells me that LILO was properly written to the floppydisk.

      When YaST told me to, I ejected the installation CD but left the floppy in the drive and rebooted as part of the installation process. The point was, I assume, to reboot from the floppy and into Linux to finish the installation. LILO shit itself when it came so far as to show me a black screen and "LI". I tried two more times just in case there was some temporary glitch (whatever that might've been...), and it still wouldn't work.

      So, I tried to reboot with my installation CD; this worked well and I could choose "Boot installed system", which somehow led me to a point where YaST finished the installation, and I suddenly found myself in KDE.

      I tried to make a LILO floppy from YaST again, this would not work. What's worse: after another one-moment short LILO writing, I decide to look at the floppy in the file manager, only to find that it could not mount the floppy because of some problem with the file system. What? What?

      And this, my fellow slashdotters, was the reason I tried to format the floppy on my own in a rather futile attempt at making a LILO floppy manually. I'm sorry for being so brusque, but it really annoys me when the basic tools wont work.

  53. Read Which Manual ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing which doesn't help is the lack of pointers to information.
    Here's an example : imagine you have only your computer whith a working linux distro, no net connexion and no one ever told you about df and you want to know which program does the job of giving free space left on the disk partitions.
    Where would you ever learn that df actually does the job?

    Of course nowadays you have Google and all it takes is a few seconds' typing and a few milliseconds' waiting for the search, depending on ISP and voilà ... but frankly there should be a self-contained way to find out.

  54. Re:Dummies buyers are Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Why in the world would anyone buy a book that says "for dummies".

    Because everyone was a 'noob' at some point, or did you just graduate right to genious, smart@$$ ?

  55. Making friendly and approachable man pages. by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

    > What man pages aren't is consistently friendly and approachable

    As a documentation volunteer, I wonder if timothy (the author of the article) created bug reports for those man pages. I also wonder if he sent re-writes of those man pages after he figured them out. After all, how else will they become "friendly and approachable"?

    1. Re:Making friendly and approachable man pages. by SpaceCadetTrav · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone who actually cares should double check them? I don't see newspaper editors complaining about how readers don't constantly document their mistakes.

    2. Re:Making friendly and approachable man pages. by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

      > Maybe someone who actually cares should double check them?

      Are you implying that authors who take the time to write and publish man pages don't care if others find them useful? How would an author know if their work is unclear to others if they don't receive feedback?

      > I don't see newspaper editors complaining about how readers don't constantly document their mistakes.

      Newspapers usually publish corrections and letters to the editor. Where do you suppose they come from? Typically, newspaper editors have a paid position and want to keep it. So constantly pointing out their own mistakes is not in their self-interest.

      OTOH, most people who write Linux man pages are volunteers using their own resources. They could always use some extra help. Just think of bug reports as letters to the editor...

  56. Re:Dummies buyers are Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dummy != noob; damn you must be stupid to think otherwise.

  57. A solid book to recommend for beginners. by UncleRage · · Score: 1

    Any (and all) linux users who have ever proclaimed that what linux needs to win the desktop is.... Need to realize that what Linux needs to win the desktop are solid beginner level books like this.

    I (as I'm sure a good percentage of /.'ers are) am well past the target audience of this book; however, I found it to be a useful resource to have to remind me of some of the questions that those silly little n00bz (like we all once were) have. More importantly -- what kind of answers those same beginners need.

    [Blanket Statement]
    The largest problem that the linux community has are it's users.
    [/Blanket Statement]

    Crying to the heavens above for Linux to get a fair shake on the desktop and then crassly informing someone that they should just go and RTFM is a counterproductive shot in the foot.

    If half of the homebrew IT guys around would suggest this book (and a few others) to new linux users, a lot could be done for the OSS movement.

    Just as a supporting statement I should add that in the past two months, I have succesfully switched 6 users from Windows to Linux (2 custom built Gentoo boxes, and four SuSe installs). Suggesting this book sold the deal for two of those.

    One could say that I shot myself in the foot, now that I no longer have those clients calling me about all those Windows annoyances... but, hell, they were a pain in the ass clients anyway. ;)

    --
    #SickNotWeak
  58. Introduction to Linux: A Hands on Guide by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 4, Informative

    What about _Introduction to Linux: A Hands on Guide_ by Machtelt Garrels? It doesn't have an insulting title and it's available for free from The Linux Documentation Project in different versions.

    Perhaps a Linux newbie could ask for a printed copy and review for Slashdot.

  59. look in the man pages by calethix · · Score: 1

    "And where is this so-called manual?"
    That quote from the post reminded me of the first time I really used Unix in a class and the teacher kept talking about these 'man pages' that I couldn't find anywhere in the book for the class. :)

    I used to fall in the #2 category but I've become so accustomed to the shortcuts in vi and all the handy commands like find and grep that I miss those things when working in Windows. I would guess that happens with a lot of people that use Unix for a while.

  60. Counterproductive? by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

    > crassly informing someone that they should just go and RTFM is a counterproductive shot in the foot.

    > If half of the homebrew IT guys around would suggest this book (and a few others) to new linux users, a lot could be done for the OSS movement.

    So let me get this straight... Suggesting that someone read a free manual is crass and counterproductive but suggesting that they buy a book with a insulting title isn't.

    1. Re:Counterproductive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the pictures? I can't read manuals without pictures.

  61. Cryptic isn't such a bad thing by Frater+219 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    dictionary.com says "Having hidden meaning; mystifying". I think all of those can apply to that command and the majority of commands that make up linux/unix.

    There may be two problems here -- one personal, and one more technical.

    First, Unix people may read "cryptic" as a slander, and others may use it as such as well: for "cryptic", read "obfuscated". The slanderous implication is that programmers make complicated interfaces for no good reason -- or specifically for a bad reason, such as to maintain prestige or "job security". This is, or at least feels like, a personal attack: "Computers are not inherently hard to use. Computer nerds have deliberately made them hard to use, in order to hurt me. Therefore, my inability to use computers productively is not due to my own refusal to learn; it is, rather, due to their malicious action."

    Second, the unexpressed alternatives to "cryptic" may well be "verbose" and "dumbed-down", and being cryptic may be the least of these three evils. A syntax appears cryptic when it tries to represent a large amount of complexity without requiring a large amount of typing. For a powerful syntax which prefers verbosity over crypticity, see COBOL -- by all reports a capable programming language, but one that few wish to use because it requires you write ADD 1 TO X GIVING X where C has x++;.

    If one wishes a system to be neither verbose nor cryptic, the only option is to dumb it down: to remove capabilities which can only be represented with complicated expressions. Most Unix programs are far more powerful than their Windows analogues; you can do much more with the find command than you can with Windows' GUI equivalent.

    Most Unix programmers choose likewise: if one has the choice to be either dumbed-down, or verbose, or cryptic, one should choose the last of these. Why? Of the three, the cryptic (but not maliciously obfuscated) system is the one which most rewards learning. Becoming an expert in a dumbed-down system is no great shakes: you can't do much more than the novice can, because all the system's functionality is geared towards the novice. Becoming an expert in a verbose system gives you power, but you have to wear your fingers down to stubs. Becoming an expert in a cryptic system allows you all that power without so much pain.

  62. I'd rather you reviewed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux for total f****n' idiots.

  63. The trouble with the Linux command line by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Realize that the Linux command line model isn't the only one. It isn't even a very good one. It's what could be implemented on a PDP-11 without trying too hard. The DEC 36-bit machines had far better command line environments, including intelligent command completion and option presentation for most commands.

    The UNIX command line presents the user with the "parser puzzle". The system knows the syntax, and the user has to satisfy the system, without much help. And, typically, the user gets zero help from the system in keeping things consistent. Of course users are bitching.

    Keeping things consistent is the real problem. But I've written on that before. For now, let me point out that the command line lacks a basic function we expect in everything else in computing - undo. Think hard about why that's the case. It's not fundamental that command lines can't have undo. Command line systems that support undo exist. It's just that the UNIX model doesn't support it. If you want to think about this clearly, understand what a transaction is in the SQL sense, and how commit and revert work in the database world.

    The input side of UNIX commands is cryptic, but the output side is worse. Especially for scripting. One of the fundamental design mistakes of UNIX is that programs have arguments on the input side, but all they return is a single integer. If programs called other programs and got answers back in argc/argv, or the environment variables, scripts would be much more effective and reliable. Error messages from programs that called other programs might look like the designer had a clue. Scripts tend to blindly plow ahead, even when doing something totally bogus, or fail at the first problem, leaving the system in some wierd state. That's not a good thing.

    I've been using UNIX-like systems since 1978. I'm not impressed with people who think they're l33t because they know most of the options to "ls" and can write simple regular expressions. If that describes you, go read "The Inmates are Running the Asylum" before replying.

  64. [spoiler] Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The find command has a space between / and '*.bak'. This makes it search the root directory for everything, and feed it to rm -rf, which proceeds to delete all files on the hard drive. More likely to do the desired effect would be:
    find / -name '*.bak' -type f -exec rm {} ';'
    Or, on GNU systems (and possibly others):
    find / -name '*.bak' -type f -print0 | xargs -0 rm
    1. Re:[spoiler] Re:Learn Lunix in Two Easy Steps by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The desired effect is to delete all the files on the drive, not *.bak files in this case.

  65. Re:Review likes this should be done by a total new by irokitt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do what I do-give them a Knoppix disk or an ISOLinux boot disk and let them play with it for a month. Tell them to carefully research everything they can on the web, and maybe loog at a simple *nix manual. If they still want to install after that, set them up with something user-friendly (I sense a promising distro war would happen if I named distros, so I'll leave it to your own judgement;).

    --
    If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
  66. All over the world, the same song. by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

    > Fragmentation. That's why UNIX is a pain...

    What would you call Windows 3.1, 95, NT 4.0, 2000, ME, and XP then? If you've ever had the wrong drivers, you'd agree that this is also a pain.

    > if all of geeks who hack it would get rid of their egos and put the best of breed into one utility...

    Afterwards, the companies that employ the geeks would sue each other over NDA/DMCA/trade secret violations and copyright/patent infringement. Pray for peace but prepare for incompatibilities.

  67. Dummies for Idiots by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1

    I've often felt that the Unix people making cryptic stuff should take a few weeks off from destroying desktop linux and go read some fine manual titled "Dummies For Idiots".

    --
    Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!
  68. Hey! Linux is *not* for dummies! by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Linux, while arguably lacking in the ease of use area, is most certainly not for--
    Oh, now I get it...

    --
    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  69. one word: diversity by starsong · · Score: 1
    What you call "fragmentation" is really competition, and I don't think it's a weakness. Let's consider the alternative:

    Now, if all of geeks who hack it would get rid of their egos and put the best of breed into one utility instead of fighting over 50 or more different ones, then Microsoft would be out of business tomorrow.

    Who chooses what's "best of breed"? Maybe one group has '-h' meaning "help", and one group has '-h' meaning 'hexadecimal input', and '-?' meaning help. Maybe there are legitimate disagreements about what the good features are, and not just "ego" problems. And the reason for the "various shells, editors, scripting languages" is because different people like different ones. The truely awful implementations, like the ones where '-h' means "skip every third line of input, except where the fifth word is 'flamingo'," die a natural, Darwinian death because people don't like them, and don't use them.

    I appreciate uniformity and clarity, especially in things like Internet standards. In that case, the value in the standard is that without it, the different implementations would be worthless. But I don't see why it's reasonable to expect all commands across all Unixes, Linux, Solaris, or AIX, to function exactly the same.

    People *can* create a standardized, windows-like experience from Linux/Unix components; hell, it's what Apple did with one of the BSDs. It's called a distribution. Any company or group is welcome to standardize the '-h' flag to mean 'help' across their distribution, but you certainly can't force me to adopt it.

    A lot of Linux distributers are finding that people actually like lots of options. It's the reason SuSE comes with a slew of raster and vector graphics programs, and Windows comes with Microsoft Paint. Speaking of which, I really don't think the point is to kill off Microsoft. I use Linux because I enjoy it and find it useful. I don't care if Microsoft lives or dies, and I think it would be irresponsible to restrict healthy competition just to attack another software developer.

  70. Tab'n by Morosoph · · Score: 1

    Nah, it's "umo\t"! No 'n' required.

  71. I'm RMS and I object to the title of this book by mslinux · · Score: 1

    Linux is a kernel, not an operating system.

    A more appropiate title for this book would be "GNU/Linux for Dummies", or perhaps "GNL/Linux for Dummies".

    GNU is not Unix, and GNL is not Linux. GNU/GNL/FSF proponents offer a set of high-quality, non-unix, non-linux, utilities that while being non-unix and non-linux are unix and linux like. All of these non-unix/non-linux utilities are free and can be used on unix and linux systems.

    Please stop confusing the issues!!! And vote for me for this November... DRM is bad. SCO is bad. HP is bad. IBM is the devil. Look to the turd... I mean hurd.

    RMS

  72. Why not Linux? by tjasond · · Score: 1

    Here's the bottom line: (whatever-flavor) Linux is too hard to (fully) install. Red Hat/Fedora tries to do too much while Arch does too little (yes, I understand that's the point of Arch, but it has the capability to auto-recognize my ethernet card, yet it doesn't include that capability at install time. Yay for me!). Who is going to give up their valuable productivity in fixing (whatever-flavor) Linux? Testers and ambitious developers will, but if you expect a widespread adoption by the masses it needs to be a painless installation process ... and by that I mean a comprehensive and complete installation to where I can actually use ALL components of my computer when it completes; like a Windows installation. Haven't seen one yet. I like Unix - I used Solaris and IBM AIX althroughout school and was able to learn it very quickly. Linux, when installed, is extremely similar and easy to use. However, when it comes down to installing Linux, there's a ridiculous mess of crap to figure out, which varies from flavor to flavor of Linux. If you personally want (whatever-flavor) Linux to succeed, make it work - out of the box. While I'm an active developer in the OSS community, I'm not fixing Linux at the sacrifice of my productivity. Unlike other open source programs/tools, the operating system can either inhibit or encourage your ability to do work in general. Frankly, I don't care what OS I'm using. I need to get work done.

    1. Re:Why not Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could've been worse, I guess this guy could've gotten a '0'. Looks like all of the half assed comments get a 2 or better rating, perhaps he should try putting less thought into his comments. "Look, I'm an expert on end users and I know that they blah-de-fricken-blah" Nobody cares. "Linux for Dummies" ... I shouldn't need it to install Linux - I don't need Windows for Dummies to install Windows.

  73. Re:Review likes this should be done by a total new by shaitand · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem is that over 90% of computer users don't even know what a boot CD is. Let alone that there are other operating systems.

    Simple solution:

    Just explain to them that it's a restore cd but won't cause them to lose their files. They'll have used it a couple times by the end of the day.

    When they come back and say it fixed their blue screens but they DID lose all their files and can't figure out how to get them back... well you'll have to come up with your own solution for that.

  74. Look guys you have no idea... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    You might think you know what computer literate is, or how knowledgable the average computer user is.

    But you don't, if you want a crash course, work for any major computer company in desktop support. When your a world class veteren of 3 months (thus get first dibs on vacation days and such). THEN you'll comprehend this concept.

    Until then, just take my for it, if they've figured out there is something called a mouse and something called a keyboard, they are above average.

    If they understand the monitor is not the computer and are no longer trying to puzzle out why the box thing is so big... they are WAY above average.

    If they can install winzip when you put the setup on their desktop and show them where it is, they are essentially a windows uber guru.

    No I'm exaggerating, that's the sad part. Face it guys, there are people who are reasonabley intelligent but computer illiterate... I've met some of them. But if you have to explain shutting down the computer twice, your dealing with an idiot... period. *sighs* Most have be told how more than twice.

  75. Documentation with pictures. by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

    > Where's the pictures? I can't read manuals without pictures.

    Here's an example of a manual with pictures: Blender documentation.

  76. "man" is the answer to everything by Barbarian · · Score: 1

    I remember in #linux of EFNet, "man" was the response to about every question. Of course, no one would ever tell the linux newbies (me) that man also took a numerical argument of 1-9, and that the page I needed probably wasn't the default to appear. Then there was also the dreaded "info"... both made early days trying to use Redhat 4.2 a real pain in the ass.

    1. Re:"man" is the answer to everything by slim · · Score: 1

      I remember in #linux of EFNet, "man" was the response to about every question.

      Those people were wrong. Or at least, only half right. Manpages are a reference source, for situations like "I remember ls can do this, now what's the flag for it?" or "Let's see whether cat has an option for this".

      I'm sure all the UNIXes came with documentation for new users (I know AIX has it). For the GNU tools that typically come on a UNIX distribution, the GNU manuals (not manpages) are good. The RedHat manuals are also good.

      Then there was also the dreaded "info"...

      Yeah, I never clicked with info either -- I assume if you ever managed to learn the Emacs UI, it would be a breeze. Nowadays however, there are GUIs for reading info files, there's info2html, and there's the rather wonderful pinfo.

    2. Re:"man" is the answer to everything by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I never clicked with info either -- I assume if you ever managed to learn the Emacs UI, it would be a breeze. Nowadays however, there are GUIs for reading info files, there's info2html, and there's the rather wonderful pinfo.

      Oh, Emacs is no problem (I used both microEmacs and GNU Emacs a lot, including writing macros/scripts). But info just sucks.

  77. Thinkgeek's version ... by zonix · · Score: 1

    I like thinkgeek's version:

    $ man woman
    Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

    Much funnier! :-)

    z
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    What would an EWOULDBLOCK block, if an EWOULDBLOCK could block would? -- me
  78. Apropos? by TheRevenant · · Score: 1

    I used to love the apropos command. It was the ultimate "I'm looking for something but I'm not sure exactly what command" - kind of the google of the linux command line.

    Sadly, a lot of programs these days seem to be moving away from this system towards html help. So these days, apropos might help, but mostly it doesn't.

    Someday probably there'll be an XML help standard for Linux, but in the interim linux help seems to have moved backwards since the time of apropos...

    1. Re:Apropos? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Someone once said to me "Unix is easy - all you need is apropos, man and a short term memory."

  79. Evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhm... They were convicted in court?

  80. Re:Pine? --- right, pico by timothy · · Score: 1

    You're right. Those two share a neuron (I'm short of them), and I let my fingers type the wrong name. As you say, pico is what I mean to say there. Of course, if you install pine, you get pico, but, uh, that's not a good excuse.

    timothy

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    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  81. Solaris by MWelchUK · · Score: 1

    Linux, for various reasons of various worth, can certainly be cryptic (the same can be said of Windows and probably every OS under the sun)

    I suppose I better take another look at Solaris, it's obviously worth it's price tag if it is the least cryptic of os'.

  82. Well, now, isn't that patronizing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If joe bob can pickup a car manual and take apart an engine
    Can you?
    1. Re:Well, now, isn't that patronizing? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can rebuild a 1600 volkswagon or 2.5 litre 'iron duke' chevy engine. Have not had the balls to even look much at my 2.2 litre nissan job.

  83. One word: The Borg by Bunyip+Redgum · · Score: 1

    OK thats two words, but either we have fragmentation/ diversity and progress or we become The Borg!

  84. Think Unix! -- much better by jbordall · · Score: 1

    I remember reading "Linux for Dummies" First Edition and not learning enough. Then, I picked up a wonderful little book that I found in a used bookstore entitled, "Think Unix!" which sparked a deep appreciation for Unix and Unix-like OS's. Through "Think Unix!" I came to understand the power, simplicity, and sophistication of the command line interface and also useful principles for managing a *nix system. In fact, while reading this book, I practiced on FreeBSD BEFORE I went on to Linux. Thank you, Jon Lasser!

  85. elsif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perl's elsif (yes there's an "s") makes slightly more sense, if only because it sounds like what it is... "i put an elsif in there" ... it's *almost* ok. just not quite. at least i can remember that it is that way, since it struck me as so odd the first time i came across it.

  86. vi for beginners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's just insane. the choice of what editor to give a dummy could be made on the length of the man page. iirc, last i checked vi's was over 100 pages long. maybe compared to emacs, vi is a lightweight editor... but that doesn't stop it from being an arcane, opaque piece of shit. (yes, i'm bitter.)

    i completely agree that a beginner should be shown nano. it works well enough, and will allow people to get far enough along that they might have a need for a more capable program. but until they can do simple editing, all that extra power is just a brick wall to bash heads into.

  87. unguessable by phossie · · Score: 1

    totally obscure, completely cryptic, entirely unguessable?

    that should answer your question. while i can read your command just fine, please notice that no part of it contains "format" or "floppy" or even "disk". to even begin parsing it, you need to be able to guess that fs means "filesystem", that mke means "make", that 2 stands for "into". oh, and then you need to understand /dev/fd0 .

    i know this stuff isn't rocket science, and it's obvious once you know it, but the barrier to entry is needlessly high. but i'm not suggesting that programs be renamed with long descriptive names that take ages to type and use lots of space.

    a CLI program called "help": you type "help", it runs. it gives a menu of help options - matching natural language to a man page for a command, or giving a general introduction to the filesystem structure, or maybe even a glossary, or the jargon file... whatever. but presented quickly, nicely, in natural language, with obvious (read: printed on-screen) navigation commands... how hard is it to understand how many people this would help?

    i'm not asking anyone to make it. i don't have time (or even all the knowledge) myself. just recognize that people need it, and drop the attitude.

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    1. Re:unguessable by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      while i can read your command just fine, please notice that no part of it contains "format" or "floppy" or even "disk".

      hmmm.... so /dev/fd0 (short for DEVices: Floppy Drive #0) is cryptic and unguessable but A: is perfectly intuitive?

      a CLI program called "help": you type "help", it runs. it gives a menu of help options - matching natural language to a man page for a command, or giving a general introduction to the filesystem structure, or maybe even a glossary, or the jargon file... whatever. but presented quickly, nicely, in natural language, with obvious (read: printed on-screen) navigation commands... how hard is it to understand how many people this would help?i>

      "Help" is taken (used for commands that are part of the shell). What you're looking for sounds kind of like "info". Or "google". Though actually I've been working on something like that called "helpme"; I'll let you know if I ever finish it.

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      All's true that is mistrusted
    2. Re:unguessable by phossie · · Score: 1
      hmmm.... so /dev/fd0 (short for DEVices: Floppy Drive #0) is cryptic and unguessable but A: is perfectly intuitive?

      Why do you assume I think A: is an intuitive path? A: is not intuitive.

      [You think because I'm attacking an interface element of things *nixy I must think DOS is great? Let me take a moment to attack that part of your response: it's useless, and even counterproductive. Leave the fallacies behind, please. There are plenty out there already.]

      The point was mostly that there is no obvious, self-directed, built-in educational resource. This would help with learning more than commands - it could and should include a brief overview of things like file organization, too... along with pointers to more resources, highlighting those considered canonical.

      "Help" is taken

      Ok, I didn't research this more than typing "help" on a Debian stable box and "help" on an OS X box, both under tcsh. Neither found anything. I'd argue that the function I describe should supercede, and could include a short reference to the new name of the function you mention. By definition the one should include the other, but not vice versa.

      Google's not so useful if you're not online. You're right that info is something closer, but (a) I've been in userland in Solaris since '94, linux since '99, and OS X since '01, and I've never heard of it before; (b) it's basically flat. Some of the information is there, but even a pile of HTML running in lynx (etc) would be easier. I do think a good rework of info would be the place to start... and if I get the chance I'll see if anybody's working on it and either help out or get started.

      I do think it's important that "help" bring up information-root level help, rather than something more specific. I'm frankly surprised I'd never thought to try 'info' - it would have been more useful a few years ago. If you get somewhere with 'helpme', and it fits the bill, consider pushing for it to take 'help' instead.

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  88. linux by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 1

    linux is sturdy

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  89. Talk to my roommates by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    My last 4/5 roommates have all been definite non techno-weenies (a mildly technophobic photographer, a bartender, a hairdresser, an ex sound technician and a security guard, respectively.). I've tossed them all into the malestrom that is Linux, and they've all come out happy. (My photographer roommate became a rabid Linux booster).

    The biggest problem they've had with Linux has been missing functionality (e.g. my sound-tech roomate was missing the sound editing functions) that has been mostly provided with the most recent Linux software.

    In my experience, Linux is ready for the prime=time desktop... The next problem is convincing the prime=time desktop user to try Linux. All of my roommates were a bit iffy about trying Linux, but they were happy once they took the plunge.

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  90. what the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm, i dont get it...

    im sorry, are it especially the americans who dont take booktitles not serious?
    I dont think it is a question aboutselfconfidence and not in which country yo live!

  91. This one works! by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
    Thanks for the ALT-arrow trick!

    Just to follow-up for those who commented or others who later read this, here's the full story:

    I'm using Knoppix. I had no idea which Linux would even matter. (Can you imagine the public outcry if old MS-DOS and PC-DOS and even DR-DOS used different keys for CRTL-ALT-DEL or had CTRL-ALT-DEL do different things?) Well, I retried all of the ALT-f7 and ALT-F-anything key combinations, relaesing and repressing the ALT and/or CTRL keys, all of the CTRL-ALT-key combinations, but nothing seemed to help until this post. Yes, ALT-RIGHT ARROW or ALT-LEFT ARROW work great, although the suggestion that I could use CRTL-ALT instead of ALT in the terminal screens was wrong, CTRL-ALT-Arrow does not work in the terminal screens (and, of course, ALT-Arrow doesn't work in the GUI).

    It amazes me that something like this (and it's far from the only thing in Linux like this) could have been made so complicated that most of the Linux using /. geeks could't even give me a working answer.

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    I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
    1. Re:This one works! by jtev · · Score: 1

      Glad I could help. Knoppix only has 4 terminals, so the key you would have had to use would have been alt-f5 Like I said, you can't count on the number of terminals being what you expect. I've been known to edit my init tab until I have 11 terminals and X, or more often 7 terminals and X (I like having the fkey for X at the end of the grouping) I found that key combo by accident, and depending on your WM ctl-alt-arrowkey may not work. I know that in E I have set that to change desktops.

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      That which is done from love exists beyond good and evil
    2. Re:This one works! by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
      Knoppix only has 4 terminals, so the key you would have had to use would have been alt-f5 Like I said, you can't count on the number of terminals being what you expect.

      I did try alt-f5, and even ctrl-alt-f5, as well as every oter combination with a function key in it, but only your Alt-arrow key worked for me (Knoppix 3.4 5/17/2004 release). If you hadn't responded I still wouldn't know how to look at the start-up messages and then switch back. It just amazes me that such a basic function could be so cryptic or that so many slashdot readers could post suggestions that didn't help. And no one yet has been able to suggest where I should have been able to look to find out the answer to this simple question rather than asking slashdot and trying everything that everyone suggested. It does help explain why some people like me are still struggling with Linux even though we have over thirty years of industry experience and experience with many different operating systems.

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      I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
    3. Re:This one works! by jtev · · Score: 1

      I've found slashdot to be a good place to find rhetoric, but a bad place to find genuine information. Fortunatly for me I'm usualy looking for rhetoric so I can bask in the feel of flames washing over me. It feels kinda odd to be helpfull. I need to find a thread where I can be my normal tin-foil-hat wearing, imperalistic, libertarian, war-mongering self.

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      That which is done from love exists beyond good and evil
  92. Just clearing this up... by Theatetus · · Score: 1
    You're right that info is something closer, but (a) I've been in userland in Solaris since '94, linux since '99, and OS X since '01, and I've never heard of it before;

    You've been using Unix or something like it for 10 years and you've never heard of "info"?

    (b) it's basically flat. Some of the information is there, but even a pile of HTML running in lynx (etc) would be easier.

    That's basically what info is. Did you try following any of the links in the info pages? (They're linked together rather like html.) Try "info info" or "man info" (or google "using unix info") for tips on navigating the info links.

    Ok, I didn't research this more than typing "help" on a Debian stable box and "help" on an OS X box, both under tcsh.

    Ah, I'm not sure whether/how tcsh implements "help"; I know bash uses it basically as man pages for the built-in bash commands (I think ksh does too).

    I do think it's important that "help" bring up information-root level help, rather than something more specific.

    I whole-heartedly agree, though don't forget to look past the first page of the manual. (Lots of stuff has a page-1 entry and people forget to look in page 8 or page 2 or whatever.)

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    All's true that is mistrusted
    1. Re:Just clearing this up... by phossie · · Score: 1

      You know, I hadn't really thought about it. It has been almost 10 years. Eeek.

      I'd never heard of info, but I also didn't get any kind of formal introduction... when I needed to do something, I'd ask, somebody would say "use 'pine'" or "try 'ls'" and I'd be off. I was probably using Solaris for about a year before I found out about 'man'. That was wonderful. :) But nobody ever mentioned info, and after enough exposure, and finding 'apropos' in 'man man', it just didn't come up. But it would have been very nice, and I'm skimming it now.

      I see it is linked now, just not in a way I've seen before. This may be exactly what I was talking about. I appreciate the education - thanks!

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  93. Linux for Dummies: RHEL edition? by bigdady92 · · Score: 1

    Are there specialised version for RHEL yet? I know of 3 opensource projects that all use RHEL but there are very few books written about it as of late. It would be good to see this as my shop uses RHEL flavor of CentOS 3.x exclusively.

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