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  1. Apophis? But I thought... on Simulation of Close Asteroid Fly-By · · Score: 1

    Why named "Apophis?" I thought SG-1 killed him off real good back in season four. What we've got to consider is whether the asteroid is in fact heavy with naquadah (which prohibits nuclear solutions). At least Sam Carter figured out that whole enlargement of the subspace bubble round the transport vessel -- barely got that asteroid to the other side of earth... We've got all the solutions we need, I figure.

  2. Re:Must wait to have all info on Microsoft Sued Over Bing Trademark · · Score: 1

    I must be having a case of the Mondays. It took me WAY too long to get that joke.

  3. Re:Lex Luther on Swiss Geologist On Trial For Causing Earthquakes · · Score: 1

    Lex Luthor: "Everyone's got their faults. Mine's in California."

  4. Re:Dear AT&T on AT&T Moves Closer To Usage-Based Fees For Data · · Score: 1

    Years later, and Lily Tomlin's character is still right.

    http://www.tvacres.com/comm_ernestine.htm

  5. Re:Summary is not accurate on Google Abandoning Gears · · Score: 1

    That's interesting, to be sure. I've not gotten mod points since around 2002 back when I was clobbered for participating in the banned thread.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot#Timeline

    My karma has remained at Excellent despite antagonizing folks a few times with admittedly trollish/flamebait comments of mine (hey, if you've never gotten one, you're not trying or being honest). I've meta-modded, too, but I guess I'm still in the "banned" list.

  6. Re:Summary is not accurate on Google Abandoning Gears · · Score: 1

    HTML 5 is starting to be widely deployed and all of the major browser manufacturers are backing it (MS announced IE9 will support it*).

    * for very small values of "support"

    FTFY.

  7. Re:Does it swim? on Genetic Algorithm Helps Identify Criminals · · Score: 3, Informative

    Algorithm wonks please correct me if I've got it all wrong, but... I believe a binary search is only performed on a sorted list of items. What you're describing sounds more like a well-trained decision tree.

    In a similar manner there's pages out there in the triple-dub that ask you questions in an attempt to guess what fictional tv/movie character you're thinking of. It is trained by the very people who are "playing" the game so that at the end, if the program did not guess correctly, you can enter your answer. And provided you haven't been giving bogus data, you're helping to provide training data which makes the decision tree even stronger.

  8. Re:Practical joke on After 35 Years, Another Message Sent From Arecibo · · Score: 1

    Sadly, people rarely stop to wonder if the messages we're sending into outer space are a good idea. Aliens with a good grasp of game theory might just very well decide to drop a meteor onto any planet they find broadcasting into outer space. You know... just to be sure.

    I actually find it sort of thoughtless that people like this are taking the entire fate of the world into their hands. Dramatic? Not so much, if you really stop to think about it.

    Oh, man. Are you one of Glenn Beck's writers?

  9. Re:meat versus silicon and metal on IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines · · Score: 1

    It amazes me how much hardware and power has to be thrown at the problem to solve it while nature can create a self-organizing machine that only requires material input of raw mice and lasagna.

    Indeed, they're made of meat! It's really quite simple. All the ingredients you need is to arrange Hyrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen and Oxygen into amino acids and the like, plus several billion years of evolutionary biology. Remarkable how hard we work to duplicate even a fraction of this functionality.

  10. Re:They've totally lost the plot on MPAA Asks Again For Control Of TV Analog Ports · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's now easier to click-and-leech digital copies...

    If you know of any ways to capture Hulu streams (either via webpage or their desktop app), I'd love to know. Even if it means the commercials are embedded, I've got no problem with that. The ability to download a show NOW to watch LATER (say, someplace where I don't have 'net access) would be awesome.

    For the record, I've done my share of Googling and trying different capture apps that haven't worked as advertised. Maybe you know something I don't (I'm hoping).

  11. Re:icing on the cake: on Glenn Beck Loses Dispute Over Parody Domain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am sure that the drooling retards who call themselves Glenn Beck fans are outraged about this decision.

    I want one of those broad brushes.
    Where did you get yours? Ace? HomeDepot?

    I can only hope that "fans" of Glenn Beck are sort of like pro wrestling "fans" -- They enjoy the performance, knowing deep down that it's not authentic.

  12. Re:I've been using it since on Happy 5th Birthday To Firefox · · Score: 1

    Blech. I stopped using the Netscape browser around version 4.72, long after most Netscape users had switched to IE5. I had to abandon Netscape for a while because it was so incredibly crash-prone and unstable. It pained me to do so.

    Did you actually hang in there with all versions of NN up through Firefox? If so, you've got the patience of a saint. ;)

  13. Re:An answer in search for a problem? on Low-Energy Laser Etching May Replace Fruit Labels · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. A sticker when placed will be a nice breading gown for bacteria. Then the sticker is often pealed off after the fruit is washed.

    My eyes, my eyes! Spelling! Punctuation! Please, tell me that English is not your first language... otherwise I hope you're still enrolled in English 101.

    But on the bright side, you win Google Golf for "breading gown".

  14. Re:they need something based on the rules of crick on "Three Strikes" To Go Ahead In Britain · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd been trying to make this joke all week, but despite reading the wiki page on Cricket, I couldn't write the joke to make it sound like I knew what I was talking about. Three strikes and I suppose now *I'm* out.

  15. Re:sigh on Internet Probably Couldn't Handle a Flu Pandemic · · Score: 1

    What movie was it in... I don't recall.

    First Man: Sir, we're from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

    Second Man: I suppose this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.

  16. Re:Why the CF bulb hate? on Reliability of PC Flash SSDs? · · Score: 1

    I don't know where people have been getting their compact fluorescent bulbs, but I've never experienced one actually wear out since they came on the market.
    I think they are mostly Philips.

    Purely anecdotal... back in 2005 my city was offering energy saving credits for taxpayers... you could choose from CFLs, blankets for your water heater, and other things I forget. We got a big handful of high-quality CFL bulbs (yes, Philips, I believe) and they've been great. I've taken them with me through two moves since then and have only replaced about half of them. Not bad for four years.

  17. Re:Assuming... on "2012" a Miscalculation; Actual Calendar Ends 2220 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's not exactly a Mayan Rosetta Stone so even all that we know about the language is still premature.

    Oh, I think that if you'd consulted Dr Daniel Jackson, you may have received a more informed opinion.

  18. Re:antivaxxers on slashdot on Mandatory H1N1 Vaccine For NY Health Workers Suspended · · Score: 4, Funny

    We've been seeing tons and tons of articles like this recently on slashdot. There's a consistent anti-vaccine slant on all of them. I'm guessing that there's some small group of antivaccine crazies who are active on the firehose, and they consistently vote up each other's stories.

    You got it, man. It's a conspiracy!

    attention: this post may contain excessive levels of irony.

  19. Re:Hurrr on Court Orders the Pirate Bay To Delete Torrents · · Score: 4, Informative

    On the occasions when I need to find something via BitTorrent that I'm not certain I can find anywhere else, I will check this bookmark:
    http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/peersharing/f/torrentsearch.htm

    I can't keep up with which torrent sites are up, down, removed or what. This page usually gives me a fighting chance of finding a functional torrent-related site with the *cough* information I need.

  20. Re:Turnabout is fair play on EU Paves the Way For Three-Strikes Cut-Off Policy · · Score: 1

    The French President's already demonstrated the vulnerabilities. If they want to put in 3-strikes disconnection based on accusations alone, target the people who approve of it. They've almost certainly done something that'll justify at least an accusation. Once they've got 3 of them, make a huge stink about the law they insisted be passed and demand that they be subject to it.

    Old Shin'a'in proverb: "If the enemy is in range, so are you.".

    Moreover, this is in the EU. Why are we saying "3 strikes"? Seems more like it should be "three stumps and you're bowled out"?

  21. Re:Lap dance ON STAGE? on Yahoo Offered Lap Dances At Hack Event · · Score: 1

    Who the hell would want a lap dance on a stage in front of tons of people. That would be awkward and unpleasant even if you liked lap dances from strangers (rubbing their diseases all over you, heh).

    Haven't been to many bachelor parties, eh?

  22. Re:Totally, irrevocably, utterly batshit insane on Singer In Grocery Store Ordered To Pay Royalties · · Score: 1

    And if a song gets stuck in your head, boy, you're gonna owe the whole farm.

  23. Re:The Church and suicide on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quoth Archangel Michael :

    As a congregational leader...

    Holy crap. I'd think a being like yourself would have better things to do than post on Slashdot.

  24. Re:Fuck Deakin on Australian Student Balloon Rises 100,000 Feet, With a Digital Camera · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, man. Too bad you didn't get the opportunity. But I'm proud of you for not being bitter.

  25. Re:"Informed consent" = no way on Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uhm, I think that any means of obscuring the truth on the part of Toyota et al would render the "contract" invalid. Seems to me it's most certainly not informed consent, and is a bad faith contract. Of course I'm not a lawyer and have no idea what I'm talking about.