I'm going to try something different with this troll.
I'm going to try to turn this thread ontopic.
Maybe this guy posted the message from a Zaurus. I assume this is possible, correct me if I'm wrong...
Anyone else think that the "Zaurus" text on the bottom looks a bit like it was done in Apple Garamond (Apple's serif font which they use for branding)?
God knows why, but when I read that this sprang to mind:
we are the DOLLARS & CENTS and the PoUNDS and Pence the MARK and the YEN We are going to crack your little souls We are going to crack your little souls
we are the DOLLARS & CENTS and the PoUNDS and Pence and the PoUNDS and Pence We are going to crack your little souls We are going to crack your little souls
Every breath you take has some air molecules in common with Julius Caesar's last breath (bar pathological exceptions). You probably drink some of his natural liquid output every time you drink as well. Ain't life wonderful!
Gee, I feel so much better now I know that I've DRUNK CAESAR'S PISS.
Yesterday I installed Windows Services For Unix and compiled Bash on there, and now I have a full shell on my Windows 2000 install. Kicks ass, it does.
I agree, Kim Jong Il sure is my favourite evil bastard who kills lots of people while he wines and dines.
A few fun facts from everyone's favourite knowledge source, Rotten Library:
He wears platform shoes. Evil.
He has a fucking huge film library-by the 1970s his collection had grown to more than 15,000 films (and his favourites, entertainingly, include James Bond)
He's a giant Michael Jackson fan.
He has his own harem, comprised mostly of Asians and Europeans (and plenty of porn as well)
He's batshit insane
I see what you mean about the James Bond thing...no wonder Bush is so interested in diplomacy over there:)
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This is the best fucking post ever on Slashdot.
I saw This and thought of you.
That post just made me laugh my fucking ass off. I have no idea why :)
To resurrect an old'un but a good'un:
Slashdot renders correctly in Firefox...IN JAPAN!!!
Yeah, but at least the Libertarian Party would advocate swallowing.
I gotta say it.
This is the single greatest political argument ever. EVER I SAY.
I'm going to try something different with this troll.
I'm going to try to turn this thread ontopic.
Maybe this guy posted the message from a Zaurus. I assume this is possible, correct me if I'm wrong...
Anyone else think that the "Zaurus" text on the bottom looks a bit like it was done in Apple Garamond (Apple's serif font which they use for branding)?
God knows why, but when I read that this sprang to mind:
we are the DOLLARS & CENTS
and the PoUNDS and Pence
the MARK and the YEN
We are going to crack your little souls
We are going to crack your little souls
we are the DOLLARS & CENTS
and the PoUNDS and Pence
and the PoUNDS and Pence
We are going to crack your little souls
We are going to crack your little souls
I need to turn off the music...
He wants to be Eh Steve of Borg* too
Steve Jobs? Eh Steve?
I hate you purely for the mental image that idea produces.
Every breath you take has some air molecules in common with Julius Caesar's last breath (bar pathological exceptions). You probably drink some of his natural liquid output every time you drink as well. Ain't life wonderful!
Gee, I feel so much better now I know that I've DRUNK CAESAR'S PISS.
I see the bash.org moderators have mod points over here now.
I'm at college right now and learning Pascal. Tis fun.
I didn't know dead people could fly...
If he won't make a comment, I will.
WHY!?!
Actually, yes.
Yesterday I installed Windows Services For Unix and compiled Bash on there, and now I have a full shell on my Windows 2000 install. Kicks ass, it does.
On topic linkage and whorage!
You seem to know slightly too much on the subject there.
So Slashdot has started posting multi-line story summaries now?
Good. Better idea than just having a stupid little "Read More" link on everything for 2k of text; even on modem that's a pissy amount of downloading.
Good idea, Taco.
I do NOT suck Michael Powell, that is merely a vicious rumour intended to discredit me and my family.
(*expects downmods for use of British spelling*)
I run Nvu on Windows and it is officially greater than Jesus.
It is critical to our union that the presidential candidates be elected by the people, not appointed by natural disasters or conspiracies.
Isn't that how we got into this mess in the first place?
You forgot Daily Kos.
Great, I've been listening all day to a song called No Surprises, which is based roughly on the ending of 1984, and then this shows up.
Lovely stuff. Keep giving me deja vu Slashdot.
After the dupes, I mean.
Ahh, reminds me of my first PC, with a little note in the Windows 95 manual about not using it for controlling nuclear reactors...
Gives the Chernobyl virus a whole new meaning, don't it?
These are breasts; this is source code.
Why do you have a problem with those two things belonging to one person?
I don't, I'm an equal opportunities geek perv.
A few fun facts from everyone's favourite knowledge source, Rotten Library:
I see what you mean about the James Bond thing...no wonder Bush is so interested in diplomacy over there