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  1. who will be... on Virgin Atlantic Licensing SpaceShipOne · · Score: -1

    the one to get fp from space?

  2. Re:Need a different monitor on Does Your LCD Play Catch-Up To Your Mouse? · · Score: 0

    I think he needs to do a little more trouble shooting myself. Being a slashdot geek, I'm sure he has the spare parts to test some possibilities.
    Does LCD lag on different PC?
    Borrow a friend's LCD and see if it lags
    Try a different video card
    Try a different mouse
    Try different mouse software
    Check PC for errors, virus, defrag, etc.

  3. I dunno.... on Soviet Space Shuttle Found In Bahrain? · · Score: 0

    From the pictures it almost looks like it was made out of Legos...

  4. Re:oh my god. on Soviet Space Shuttle Found In Bahrain? · · Score: 0

    yeah, then you could go watch spongebob in your footie-pajamas, and drink hi-c from your sippie-cup!

    Oops, I must have left my webcam on again!

  5. Re:Pff.. They're talking about 14 days? on Experiment Cuts Off Online Junkies from Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about the 5min average slashdot fix?

    [refresh]
    Yeah man, we just can't seem to
    [refresh]
    live without our slashdot, man
    [refresh]
    we're hooked on the stuff, man
    [refresh]
    d00d, yesterday I saw this dog
    [refresh]
    and like, he was licking his butt man
    [refresh] [refresh]
    I'm going to go get some chips, man
    [refresh] [refresh] [refresh]

  6. Re:QUIT AT OWN RISK on Experiment Cuts Off Online Junkies from Internet · · Score: -1

    There might be a patch for quitting the internet?

  7. Re:The Slashdot super-code-bowl 2k4 on Source Code for CTSS released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mmm-yeah I'm going to need you to go ahead and put the new cover sheet on your TPS reports on CTSS ASAP. Mmm-kay. Oh yeah, I'm going to need to come in on Sunday too.

  8. ob simpsons on Metaprogramming GPUs with Sh · · Score: -1, Troll

    [homer] boring [/homer]

  9. Re:Got to be an average. on IT (And Other) Salaries On The Rise In The U.S. · · Score: 0

    whew... I thought I was under paid. I have no degree and I make $33k /year after 6 years experience as a technician.

  10. Re:interesting ports on the spammer's site on Spam Opt-out Link Triggers Malicious Code Attack · · Score: 2, Informative

    hmmm, their certificate, issued to SomeOrganization expires on 9/21/2004.

  11. ob /. on Does Google Censor Chinese News? · · Score: 0

    In soviet China, the government Googles you!

  12. Re:Why 49.7 days? on Windows Upgrade, FAA Error Cause LAX Shutdown · · Score: 0

    I would think with all the patches that need to be applied on almost a weekly basis that a Windows PC would not have an uptime of 49.7 days?

  13. record on Internet2 Speed Record Broken · · Score: 0

    report of a new Internet2 land-speed record.

    Or should that be lan-speed record? :)

  14. cover up on SETI Researcher Quashes Signal Rumors · · Score: 1

    The signal really is a TV broadcast, when decoded they found out that we are the most popular reality show in the universe. The aliens threatened to cancel us because it wouldn't be real anymore now that we know the truth. So they are hiding the truth from us in order to save our pla%$%$^&%^&+++

    Nothing to see here, please move along.

  15. ob /. on Build Your Own Blade Server · · Score: 0

    Image a beowulf cluster of blade servers...

  16. bad joke on Microsoft Codec Required For Blu-Ray Players · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good thing I gots my Blue Blockers!

  17. a good start on NX - A Revolution In Network Computing? · · Score: 1

    Per running KDE user session, an NX server takes about 40MByte of RAM and 100Mhz of CPU. A current standard PC as sold today, with 1 GB of RAM and 3Ghz CPU should allow 25 sessions in parallel without any problems. It would probably get flanky at 35 parallel sessions.

    I'm as pro Linux as the next /.'er, but this isn't all that impressive. I maintain a Citrix server a little less powerful than that and it supports over 100 sessions easily. But it is still a good start.

  18. ob /. on NX - A Revolution In Network Computing? · · Score: 1

    from TFA:

    imagine a blade center as offered by HP or IBM, to allow several hundreds of parallel sessions.

    I couldn't have said it better myself.

  19. Re:Devo! on Hamster-Powered Night Light · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure within a week the hamsters will form a union. They'll become so expensive, that we'll start outsourcing our hamster needs to India.

  20. Re:Outside? on Interview with Founder of Geekcorps · · Score: 0

    There's a web outside the US? wait - There's an outside the US?

    What's this 'outside' that you speak of?

  21. lunch money on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 0

    [email]
    Dear fat kid,
    If you don't want your website slashdotted, then paypal me $1.25 each day.
    -bigmeanbully@yahoo.com

  22. /. is my bully on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 1, Funny

    You are alone in the world.
    You are either loved by all or just invisible.
    Everyone loves you, or they are too afraid to admit otherwise.

    See! I'm telling my mommy!

  23. bullys on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 1, Funny

    These include message bombing and slanderous web pages

    or posting someone's website to /. to be anihalated

  24. Hope yet on SCO Says 'Linux Doesn't Exist' · · Score: 0

    This means there's hope for me yet! I filed a law suit against Microsoft, since they stole a lot of my source code, but I'm not going to show it to them, or they'll take the rest and finally get Windows working. I'm going to win so much money!

  25. not so sure... on A Flying Leap for Cars? · · Score: 0

    I don't know... I usually buy cars that cost around $500. I don't think I'd want a $500 flying car. Especially since I can't go over 45mph in my current vehicle, that speed limitation would have a much more dramatic effect when dropping out of the air.