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  1. Re:Confusing Units on 4-inch Telescope Finds New Planet · · Score: 1, Informative

    No, No, I believe the Statue of Liberty is the correct unit of measurement for planetary objects.

    Jupiter has a diameter of 71492KM at the equator
    Which is equal to 1,537,462 Statues of Liberty.

  2. ob /. on 4-inch Telescope Finds New Planet · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new Jupiter sized overloards.

  3. how can I check? on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 0

    How will I get to Netcraft to check if the internet is down?

  4. ob joke on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 0

    Someone has to say it...

    In soviet Russia, the internet melts you down.

  5. not new on In-Game Advertising Breaks Out · · Score: 0

    I've been playing Need for Speed games for years where real cars I may want to buy are being advertised.

  6. mmm mmm good on Windows Laptops Ship With Linux Media Player · · Score: 0

    Toshiba, in July launched its Qosmio laptop

    mmmm mmm mm mm good?

  7. Re:Infected CDs? on Always Use Protection · · Score: 0

    Yes! Back in the day of System 7, I got a virus from a CD that came free with MacAddit magazine. I wrote them a nasty email and never bought another issue.

  8. Re:you bunch of nerds on Always Use Protection · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should try the patch instead? Then you only need to remember once a week, instead of once a day.

  9. so... on Tempratech Self-Cooling Can · · Score: 0

    Does that mean we'll have some new Miller commercials?

    d00d1: Are you gelling?
    d00d2: I'm totally gelling

  10. elusive 2nd step! on Virtual Girlfriend · · Score: 1, Funny

    depending on how much money is spent on her

    Am I the only one who wish he'd thought of this? People (geeks) spend money on something that isn't real. This may be the elusive 2nd step!

    1) Put virtual girl in cell phone
    2) Tell geeks it's happier when you spend money on it
    3) PROFIT!

  11. Re:One of the saddest things I'v ever read. on Virtual Girlfriend · · Score: 0

    I wonder if my wife would get mad if I got her an arm pillow for Christmas?

  12. Re:is it just me... on Virtual Girlfriend · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So it's all the fun of spending money on women with none of that annoying sex.

    The only difference is with marriage, you get more money back on your taxes.

  13. Re:1/25000 on Revolutionary Spam Firewall Developed · · Score: 0

    Most users of email are now treating it as a lossy messaging system

    Every company I've worked for has made email just as critical as a phone call, maybe even more because email messages can be archived for proof of what price was proposed, etc. When users email does not make it there in 5 minutes, heads start to roll, let alone not making it there at all.

  14. geek karma on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 0

    I can really increase my geek karma with one of these - along with my 'got root' t-shirt, 'WTF?' hat, and 'I [heart] TUX' bumber sticker!

  15. Java pros cons on Why is Java Considered Un-Cool? · · Score: 0

    Here's my take on Java, for what it's worth (not much):

    Java is easily portable
    Java requires a runtime client
    Java is slower then C or C++ compiled binaries

  16. Re:How 8 pixels caused Deja Vu on How 8 Pixels Cost Microsoft Millions · · Score: 0

    Or a glitch in the /. Matrix.

  17. PC mod on Transparent Aluminum Is Here · · Score: 0

    Medical uses and saving whales are all fine and good, but when are they going to do something important and make a computer case out of it?

  18. myth on IT Myths · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This new color is great!

  19. myth 7 on IT Myths · · Score: 5, Funny

    Company technicians are not grouchy, they do not put down those idiots in accounting who can't seem to open email attachments, and they're always happy to serve their fellow employees.
    Now fucking go away I'm reading slashdot.

  20. Re:But the customer isn't always right on Best Buy Sued By Ohio · · Score: 1

    I agree, I worked at a garage where customers would complain when we wouldn't replace their old, almost bald tires that happen to get a nail in it for free and the managers would always give them a better deal than store policy. Can't stay in bussiness too long if you keep bending over backwards.

  21. Re:To be gramatically consistent... on Crossplatform iTunes Sharing and Trading · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking usTunes sounded more patriotic, like freedom fries. Or Tunes R Us?

  22. Re:Quote from the RIAA on Crossplatform iTunes Sharing and Trading · · Score: 1

    steal the food from artists' tables.

    Ya right... a million "stolen" mp3s will hardly cost Justin Timberlake a Hummer or many, let alone a cheese burger.

  23. Re:Im gonna be rich on Pricing a Software Product · · Score: 1

    You need a Hello World Server edition. Pricing you could set at, oh, $699. Then you could charge licensing fee per workstation with a yearly subscription fee for updates and service. You'll make millions. However, I just applied for the rediculously over-priced software licensing patent. So you, M$, and SCO owe me some money.

  24. Re:better colors on Pricing a Software Product · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the colors were in support of our troops in Iraq? They seem to be of the same desert cammo. Other wise they'd be just plain annoying.

  25. main vein on Training Nurses With Virtual Veins · · Score: -1, Troll

    The cute ones can train on my main vein.