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  1. Re:Liar! on Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame · · Score: 1

    Hot grits?

  2. Re:Yay! on MySQL Ends Enterprise Server Source Tarballs · · Score: 1

    So what'll the new acronym be? LAPP?

  3. Re:They don't hate Firefox on Does Comcast Hate Firefox? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The feeling is mutual.

  4. Re:Inscription on First Royal Mummy Found Since Tut is Identified · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nice editing in the summary. The actual article says that the Queen's name was on the box, not on the tooth.

    Sheesh.

    I do love that Egyptian stuff, however.

  5. Re:What's next? on Judge Orders TorrentSpy to Turn Over RAM · · Score: 1

    SCSI modem? How moderne!

    When I was young, all we had was a Megabyte Modem.

    And we were happy to have it, despite all the screaming...

  6. Re:New operating system on Microsoft To Dump 32-Bit After Vista · · Score: 5, Funny


    Depends on what your definition of "near" is...

  7. Re:Nice on AMD Promises Open Source Graphics Drivers · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about that optical mouse you're using?

    [looks down...]

    Logitech.

    [looks over at the 'ol Windows98 box...]

    Logitech.

    [goes downstairs, looks at wife's laptop...]

    Logitech.

    'Nuff said.

  8. Re:No way. on AOL's Embarassing Password Woes · · Score: 1

    90 days? What luxury. Ours is every 30 days. Grrr...

  9. Re:Isnt this called Cron ? on The Completely Fair Scheduler · · Score: 1

    You know you've been here too long when you can remember when that was first published...

  10. Re:What is AI? on Most Impressive Game AI? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless, of course, if you're developing Vogon Universalis

  11. Re:CS-type degree course? on Getting the Most Out of a CS Curriculum? · · Score: 1

    ... If you can't write software, then you are as much use as a computer scientist as an astronomer who couldn't build their own telescope. Even if you don't actually end up writing software (or building telescopes), the ability to is still important.

    I thought that's what grad students are for...

  12. Re:it must be bees on Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was under the impression that this is part of the wargame project that put SPI out of business.

    (SPI?!? see http://www.costik.com/spisins.html )

  13. Re:Be honest! on Where Should I Get My Job Interview Code Samples? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still have some old IBM punch cards in my desk. I'll send 'em to you.

  14. Re:What would Spock think? on Unpiloted Passenger Jet Tests · · Score: 1

    Spock would know to change the prefix codes ...

    Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084726/

  15. Time travel? on Reconstructing Real Cities in Google Earth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been hoping for awhile that Google Earth would add a scroll-wheel doohickey that would allow the user to scroll backwards and forwards in time, and that Google would stitch in old/new image data as needed.

    Kinda like watching SimCity, but with real roads and buildings...

  16. Re:My statistical sampling of "one" matches theirs on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 5, Funny

    A store with only self-checkout? Well, that'd be a store with a lot of fistfights.

    All right, dinner and a show!

  17. Re:Yoda says... on Why The U.S. PC Market is On The Decline · · Score: 1

    Begun, this price war has.

    By some strange coincidence, just this morning Apple sent me an email with an offer to "Buy a Mac and get an iPod nano free after mail-in rebate."

    Hmmm, hmmm, wife's birthday's soon to come. Shiny MacBook, like it she will.

  18. Re:It's all about changing focus. Modality. on How to use Subversion with Eclipse · · Score: 1

    What you're wishing for sounds like the old VMS file system, where every file had a version number, and when you changed a file you just created a copy with the version number incremented. It worked OK...

    That was a scheme that I really liked (way back when), until the BOFH set a system-wide limit of three versions...

  19. best parts... on Mother Nature's Design Workshop · · Score: 1

    it is important not to just copy nature's work, but to take the best parts of it and apply it elsewhere.

    Oh-oh-oh, sweet mystery of life - at last I found you!

  20. leaf blower? on Using Jet Engines to Cool Servers · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    "They literally blow you away," he says; "it's like picking up a leaf blower."

    Great. As if I don't get enough of that sound when I'm trying to sleep in on weekends...

  21. Re:shrug on Firefox to Drop Pre-Windows 2000 Support · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Me, for one. Older hardware, still in decent shape. No reason to throw it away just yet.

    Factory-installed Win 98. IE used only for windows update. Internally, it might be swiss cheese, but it runs so few services (and it's protected by an external firewall), it's probably more secure than the older "NT" derivatives...

    And it's "too slow" for the kids. No Flash, IM, iTunes, etc.

    I NEED MUH FIREFOXEN!

  22. Re:Bah! on Microsoft Releases Vista Hardware Requirements · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If only I could go back to 98...."

    Some of us never left.

  23. Re:Not laws, you the reality will stop this nonsen on Hardware Firms Go Against Crowd on Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    "If I want broadband in Seattle I basically have two choices, Comcast or Qwest."

    Lucky dog. I'm so far from the phone company that smoke signals would have more bandwidth than DSL. So it's either Comcast or a big bonfire...

  24. Think twice, type once on Sysadmins - What's in Your MOTD? · · Score: 1

    Way, way back in the day, my .logout ran the UNIX fortune program, which sometimes coughed up something witty for me to read as I logged out.

    One afternoon, I guess I was feeling a bit giddy, as I had arranged to take the following day off. The fortune program was also in a fine mood, and I thought so much of its output that I just had to log back in and preserve it in the MOTD.

    Imagine my surprise the next morning at being rudely awakened by a call from the "senior" sysadmin. Seems the ol' Sun 3 was scaring the users with an error message whenever they logged in, and my superior couldn't find it anywhere in the man pages. It took all my willpower to keep from bursting out laughing.

    The message?

        Error: /dev/null is full. Please empty the bit bucket.

  25. Nice work if you can get it.. on Combating Identity Theft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh how I love those Equifax commercials that I've been hearing on the radio. You know, the ones where they'll only charge you a small monthly fee to send you an email whenever they allow your identity to be stolen.

    Priceless.