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Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn

Riding with Robots sends us to a NASA page with photos of a little-understood hexagonal shape surrounding Saturn's north pole. "This is a very strange feature, lying in a precise geometric fashion with six nearly equally straight sides," said Kevin Baines, member of Cassini's visual and infrared mapping spectrometer team. "We've never seen anything like this on any other planet." This structure was discovered by the Voyager probes over 20 years ago (here's an 18-year-old note on the mystery). The fact that it's still in place means it is stable and long-lived. Scientists have no idea what causes the hexagon. It's nearly big enough to fit four earths inside — comfortably larger than Jupiter's Great Red Spot. The article has an animation of clouds moving within the hexagon captured in infrared light.

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  1. North Pole? by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Saturn North Pole? Isn't that where Saturn Clause lives? Maybe he has something to do with it.

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    1. Re:North Pole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new hexagonal-shaped structure-building alien santa clause overlords.

    2. Re:North Pole? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The Saturn North Pole? Isn't that where Saturn Clause lives? Maybe he has something to do with it.

      Snowflakes are also six-sided. Add that to the Freakout List.

    3. Re:North Pole? by ArieKremen · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that's the nuts and bolts of planetary engineering

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    4. Re:North Pole? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Funny
      Look here, it's time to become efficient. Efficiency is the key. So let us unify and number our memes:

      Meme 023AD01: "I, for one, welcome our new (variable1)-bearing (variable2) overlords."

      Meme 0567GS02: "In Russia, (variable1) (variable2)'s YOU!"

      Meme 2983KL99: "Step 1. (variable1) Step 2. (variable2) Step 3. PROFIT!"

      In the future, please use the simple and short MemeCode. This will allow us to operate more efficiently, increase profits and shareholder value, and also confuse the hell out of anyone new to Slashdot. Thank you.

      Darl McBride, CEO

      Mumble mumble Hexagon mumble mumble Aliens! mumble mumble Jack Thompson

    5. Re:North Pole? by Guiyon · · Score: 1

      023AD01( "Cloud", "Hexagonal" )

    6. Re:North Pole? by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

      Not to mention bandwidth savings! You could write a Slashdot client that needed to grab only an array of memecodes with a corresponding parameter matrix (likely sparse), and you could reproduce the entire Slashdot thread client-side! Aikon-

    7. Re:North Pole? by WombatDeath · · Score: 3, Funny

      2983KL99( "Invoke demonic portal on Saturn", "???" )

      I don't care if it was a joke; I'm using this idea everywhere.

    8. Re:North Pole? by kclittle · · Score: 1

      Now, I have to ask: Is the idea of "MemeCodes" a meme? If so, what is its code?

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    9. Re:North Pole? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      0567GS02("polygon","hexes")

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    10. Re:North Pole? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      0567GS02("memes","code")

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    11. Re:North Pole? by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't write it down -- it was too large to fit in the margin.

    12. Re:North Pole? by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reminds me of that old joke:

      A guy gets invited to a hunting lodge one evening, and on his arrival, everyone is having a few beers and taking it easy. Suddenly, one of them stands up and says, "27". Everyone has a bit of a laugh and they clap appreciatively. Another person stands and says, "48." Again this is met with laughter and a few guffaws.

      The visitor is perplexed and asks his host, "What's going on here?"
      His host replies, "Oh, these guys have known each other for years, so long now that they know all their jokes. So, to save time , they numbered them."
      "Oh!" the visitor says.
      "Did you want to have a try at it?" says the host.

      With much trepidation, the visitor stands up and says, "96."

      Well, it brought the house down. Grizzled old men are rolling about, clutching their sides laughing, gasping for breath. This goes on for nearly ten minutes.

      "Wow! They really liked that one!" says the visitor.
      "I'll say!" said the host, wiping a tear from his eye, "They hadn't heard that one before!"

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    13. Re:North Pole? by SirBruce · · Score: 1

      A variation on that joke goes instead:

      The visitor, getting into the swing of things, yells out, "19!"

      The room is dead quiet.

      The visitor turns to the host and asks, "What, isn't 19 funny?"

      And the host replies, "Yeah, but not the way you tell it..."

    14. Re:North Pole? by mcmonkey · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I heard it a little different...

      Guy goes to prison. First night, all the prisoners are in their cells for lights out, when the silence is broken by someone one calling out "23!" And everyone laughs. A few minutes later the silence is broken again by a voice calling out "37!" And gain everyone laughs.

      Guy pokes his cellmate, "What's that about?" "Oh, that's the lifers. They've been here so long, told the same jokes so many times, they just call them out by number."

      Guy ponders this for a momment and decides to test the waters. He calls out "18!"

      Silence. Not a single laugh. Cellmate shakes his head, "some guys just can't tell a joke."

    15. Re:North Pole? by treeves · · Score: 1
      Meme 2983KL99: "Step 1. (variable1) Step 2. (variable2) Step 3. PROFIT!"

      You forgot the step between the two variable containing steps and the PROFIT! that's a constant: ????

      It loses some funny points (admittedly, it didn't have much to lose) without the ????.

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    16. Re:North Pole? by SEE · · Score: 1

      I like the hybrid version best:

      The visitor, getting into the swing of things, yells out, "19!"

      The room is dead quiet.

      The visitor turns to the host and asks, "What, isn't 19 funny?"

      And the host replies, "Well, you didn't tell it very well. Try again."

      The visitor calls out, "37!"

      Silence again meets him. The host says, "Hmm."

      The visitor, in desperation, calls out, "Negative one!"

      And the house falls down. Nobody'd ever told that one before.

    17. Re:North Pole? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think Godel proved it doesn't have a code.

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    18. Re:North Pole? by inKubus · · Score: 1

      You forgot

      Thank God for Web 4.1!

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    19. Re:North Pole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a meme you insensitive clod!!!

    20. Re:North Pole? by Prune · · Score: 1

      There shouldn't be an apostrophe in your "Meme 0567GS02"

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    21. Re:North Pole? by simon_clarkstone · · Score: 1

      The version I heard ends with: ... Then he tried another: "288".

      The listeners looked shocked.

      "288?" one said, "That one's just too gross."

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    22. Re:North Pole? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You forgot Meme 1337: Feeling the need to make some reference to the predictabile repetitiveness of /. comments. ... and I just fell for it.

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    23. Re:North Pole? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      If anyone did, it was Russell.

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  2. /. story about spinning water? by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wasn't there a story here within the last six months or so about spinning a bucket of water at the right speed and having it form geometric forms, including a hexagon?

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    1. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 1

      yes, exactly my thoughts too. There was a story about that. He who finds the link gets the karma :)

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    2. Re:/. story about spinning water? by sfcfagwdse · · Score: 5, Informative
    3. Re:/. story about spinning water? by samkass · · Score: 4, Informative

      Typing "spinning water hexagon Slashdot" into Google turned up this article

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    4. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wasn't there a story here within the last six months or so about spinning a bucket of water at the right speed and having it form geometric forms, including a hexagon?

      http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060515/full/060515 -17.html

      Posted AC so as not to be accused of being a karma whore.

    5. Re:/. story about spinning water? by omnilynx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Another related possibility is spherical harmonics, similar to what happens in the sun. The planet would be effectively resonating like a 3D drumhead. If that's true, there should be other points on the surface that exhibit similar phenomena.

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    6. Re:/. story about spinning water? by spun · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! Sometimes you deserve the karma, you know. But thanks, whoever you are!

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    7. Re:/. story about spinning water? by hairpinblue · · Score: 1

      Polynomial spheroid harmonics?

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    8. Re:/. story about spinning water? by alcmaeon · · Score: 1

      You know, the similar stories from Denmark would have been more interesting if they had spun the container instead of putting an agitator into the middle of the water.

    9. Re:/. story about spinning water? by spun · · Score: 1

      That link made my brain hurt. I wish I knew more math. Can spherical harmonics make a six sided figure? It didn't look like it from the wiki page, but aside from the pictures, I'd have no way of knowing.

      That spinning water thing seems like a plausible explanation, though, as some parts of a gas giants atmosphere spin faster than others. Different rotational speeds in the band just below the pole might act like the wall in the bucket and cause a similar geometric effect.

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    10. Re:/. story about spinning water? by spun · · Score: 5, Informative

      Maybe the solid core is acting like the agitator? Perhaps there are rougher features at the northern pole than there are at the southern, explaining why there is no southern hexagon. The article says the hexagon rotates at the same speed as radio emissions from Saturn, which they assume is the same speed as the core rotates.

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    11. Re:/. story about spinning water? by omnilynx · · Score: 1

      Yes, it can. Further down the page, check out the "l=3, m=3, l-m=0" graphic. It's like a six-sided beach ball. More complicated structures can also be induced.

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    12. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Somnus · · Score: 1

      Systems that show such behavior are always "rigid," and so are forced to be ordered. In the case of a drum head it's the tension and the immobility of the boundary; the sun, the strong fusion-driven magnetic dynamics in play with the strong gravity. In quantum systems like superfluids and Fermi liquids, you get this for "free" due to quantization.

      Is Saturn, a neutral, non-nuclear gas giant, similarly constrained? If so, fascinating.

    13. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was once a theory that the center of Jupiter was giant diamond crystal. From some orientations, a diamond crystal has a hexagon shape. Maybe we are seeing the eddy currents of a summerged diamond here.

    14. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The curious thing, though, is that the south pole is very different -- almost looks like a human eye. I wonder what sort of rotational effect could cause such an asymmetry between north and south poles?

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    15. Re:/. story about spinning water? by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Spherical harmonics form a "complete basis" for functions on a sphere. This means you can represent any suitably smooth function as a sum of these harmonics. Here, "suitably smooth" is my stand-in for a precise mathematical requirement -- probably continuous and continuously differentiable, but I don't remember for sure off-hand. Basically, as long as your function doesn't have discrete jumps in it, you can expand it in spherical harmonics.

    16. Re:/. story about spinning water? by omnilynx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, after doing some actual research on this, it looks like there are some possible contributors to spherical harmonics on Saturn, but that probably isn't the source of the hexagonal structure, since a similar structure does not appear at the south pole. Apparently it's probably due to a polar jet, similar to the ripples you see around a bathtub drain.

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    17. Re:/. story about spinning water? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Eh, the mechanism probably wouldn't hold, but the fact that these shapes can be generated in a liquid by a rotating body is pretty suggestive, when we see the same thing writ large. Seems like it has to be the expression of a somewhat similar physical phenomenon, though how the hell we'll test it I have no idea.

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    18. Re:/. story about spinning water? by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Oh wait, I'm a moron. They're not a complete basis, except for the angular dependence of solutions to Laplace's equation so the restriction on the function is substantially tighter than I suggested. Never mind. Please mod me -1: hasn't done real math in too long.

    19. Re:/. story about spinning water? by dr_strang · · Score: 1

      I guess this puts a whole new meaning to the term 'swirly'.

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    20. Re:/. story about spinning water? by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...though how the hell we'll test it I have no idea.

      Which is why such speculation is somewhat useless.
    21. Re:/. story about spinning water? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Sure, as long as you get the fluidic harmonics within +/- 5% of the Stephenson value for the liquid in question. Of course This raises the question of what would the Stephenson value for Saturn's atmosphere be? Also of course whence came the waveforms in the first place? Are they maxwellian in origin, or perhaps tectonic?

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    22. Re:/. story about spinning water? by pohl · · Score: 1

      Ooh, and the logo for that site is a planet...with a RING...coincidence? I think not!

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    23. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Smells of Coriolis forces. This isn't done very well on wikipedia : basically, if you are rotating a tuning fork around its central axis and at some instance hit it (exert a primary "driving" force) on the side while it is still rotating, a secondary vibration by the fork's tines/hands is noticed perpendicular to the direction of your hitting the fork. This is used frequently in modern sensors to detect rotational acceleration.

      Top view of fork being rotated clockwise:

                ^ resulting force
                ^
        _ _
      |_| |_| --driving force

        v
        v

      How this causes the shapes, and why on the north pole only (no south pole), is the subject of a nice M.Sc in maths, not a slashdot post ;)

    24. Re:/. story about spinning water? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      It's just the key for a giant, hyperdimensional laptop.

    25. Re:/. story about spinning water? by quasifrodo · · Score: 1

      Hello All, An article on Nature.com has images of geometric shapes that form in spinning water. The second image in the article is very similar to the Saturn pole images on the NASA site. ( http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060515/full/060515 -17.html ) I think it is interesting that the NASA article states that Saturn's exact rate of rotation is not known...could its rotation be of an unexpected velocity that can cause the geometric shape to form on the pole just like those that form in spinning cylinders of water? - Quasifrodo

    26. Re:/. story about spinning water? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what any of what you said means, other than that if you're a moron, I'm probably not even sentient by comparison.

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    27. Re:/. story about spinning water? by sykodoc · · Score: 1

      The different cloud bands are probably different materials, with different behaviours due to different mass and/or particle size. So the cloud rotation at the north and south poles might be the same or similar, but the resulting cloud shapes vary greatly.

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    28. Re:/. story about spinning water? by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, the moron part comes along because I was trying to wow everyone with my technical prowess and then I went and got it wrong. The only thing worse than a geek showing off is a geek showing off when he's wrong... :-)

    29. Re:/. story about spinning water? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      ...looks like a human eye. I wonder what sort of rotational effect could cause such an asymmetry between north and south poles?

      I hate to think

    30. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's cos the south pole's spinning the opposite way. Like in Austria, they have to pump the bathwater down the plughole or it comes back up again. Something like that.

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    31. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      The south pole is also 4 degrees warmer, which could have some effect.

    32. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Prune · · Score: 1

      That same article claims that the process would not apply to large-scale atmospheric flows such as on Saturn. Sigh... yet another case of "you should have RTFA"

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    33. Re:/. story about spinning water? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      how the hell we'll test it I have no idea. Simple.
      We just build full scale model of saturn, maybe in a 90-degree solar orbit, and then we try out different spin-rates and other relevant factors.
      To try out how it scales we can also make different sized models, maybe 2-300 of them ranging from moon-sized to jupiter-sized.

      Just a small matter of engineering.
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    34. Re:/. story about spinning water? by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is why such speculation is somewhat useless.

      When Michael Faraday was asked "What good is electricity?" he replied, "What good is a baby?"

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    35. Re:/. story about spinning water? by rasputin465 · · Score: 1

      They're not a complete basis, except for the angular dependence of solutions to Laplace's equation

      No no, you were right the first time: spherical harmonics do form a complete basis. It's essentially the 2-D spherical analog of a Fourier series (given, as you said, proper continuity conditions, etc.). They're used to describe, for example, the angular dependence of the wave function of the electron in a hydrogen atom (not a solution to Laplace's equation), and the spherical map of the Cosmic Microwave Background (which is completely emprical, so it's certainly not by default a solution to the Laplace equation).

    36. Re:/. story about spinning water? by justo · · Score: 1

      wasn't there also an article about sound frequencies shaping particles on a board into patterns?

    37. Re:/. story about spinning water? by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I realized this later last night but kept mum in the hopes that it would just blow over... At least it got caught by a nice guy rather than an angry math nazi. ;-) Please just promise you won't tell my advisor (for my CMB-related thesis, too... but it's ok, I'm an experimentalist so I'm doing pretty well to even know to worry about these distinctions ;-) )

    38. Re:/. story about spinning water? by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      When Michael Faraday was asked "What good is electricity?" he replied, "What good is a baby?"

      I think you're missing the distinction between science and engineering. Science doesn't care at all about "what good" something is, or what you can do with physical phenomena. Engineering does. Science is about discovering how the universe works. Engineering is about making it do stuff we want, i.e. making it "useful."

      Odd you should mention this, though. My wife is engineering our first baby right now. :)
    39. Re:/. story about spinning water? by oblivion95 · · Score: 1

      ...though how the hell we'll test it I have no idea.

      Which is why such speculation is somewhat useless. We just need a large enough particle accelerator....
  3. Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn by The+Zon · · Score: 0

    It's nearly big enough to fit four earths inside -- comfortably larger than Jupiter's Great Red Spot.
    You're just posting this story for the sex jokes. Admit it.
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  4. it must be by unfortunateson · · Score: 4, Funny

    space bees

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    1. Re:it must be by nyctopterus · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new space-bee overlords.

    2. Re:it must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, oh, man, do I love bees!

      (Internet-ancient? Yep. But it was still a neeto-keen event!)

  5. Lens feature? by turgid · · Score: 1

    Well, is it? Were the camera lenses made in the same way?

  6. intelligent life by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    With Fife Symington coming forward and saying that the Phoenix Lights from 1997 were actually an "other worldly craft" - how much longer can we believe ourselves to be alone in the universe?

    It's obvious to me, as a trained ufologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon. This hexagonal structure was BUILT by intelligent life.

    1. Re:intelligent life by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's obvious to me, as a trained ufologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon.

      It looks like this is the moment that years of hard work at the Correspondence College of Tampa prepared you for. Congratulations. (end obscure Simpsons reference).

    2. Re:intelligent life by CommunistHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which university does a degree in Ufology?

    3. Re:intelligent life by jonadab · · Score: 2, Informative

      > This hexagonal structure was BUILT by intelligent life.

      Did you read the article? It's not a stationary solid structure. It's a long-term atmospheric feature, like Jupiter's great red spot, only shaped like a hexagon.

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    4. Re:intelligent life by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Intelligent life couldn't "build" a long-term atmospheric feature?

      What are we to make of Lando's cloud city?

      THINK ABOUT LANDO FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU RACIST

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    5. Re:intelligent life by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you minor in bad science-ology? There are about ten links above you who show how the same shapes can be made in liquid water with a spinning plate...this suggests that the spinning of Saturn's core could very well be creating the same effect in the dense atmosphere.

      But let's not waste any opportunity in jumping to conclusions, because, as everyone knows, there are no straight lines in nature.

      Why is it all the UFO freaks have no grasp of science? Why does that follow?

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    6. Re:intelligent life by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I like these sarcastic posts. So many people will get it wrong - you are inviting us to draw the inference that, like the Phoenix lights, the hexagon is caused by "flares dropped during a USAF training exercise." Clearly, this makes no sense.

      Aliens are therefore responsible for both phenomenon.

    7. Re:intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      University of New Mexico Roswell.

    8. Re:intelligent life by rbanffy · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's obvious to me, as a trained ufologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon. This hexagonal structure was BUILT by intelligent life.

      It's obvious to me, as a trained slashdotter, many people are unable to understand sarcasm.

    9. Re:intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow.

      I'd hate to be the idiot who replied seriously to that obviously non-serious post.

      Anon is your friend.

    10. Re:intelligent life by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      It's obvious to me, as a trained ufologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon. This hexagonal structure was BUILT by intelligent life.

      It's obvious to me, as a trained psychoceramicist, that anybody who claims to be a "trained ufologist" already has some biases on the topic of what counts as activity by space aliens.

    11. Re:intelligent life by mdsolar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the late 20th century. -Spock

      Hummm... can "intelligent" life change the structure of an atmosphere? Doesn't sound so smart to me....
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    12. Re:intelligent life by smchris · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, be cynical now but just wait until World Weekly News comes out with their conclusions on this.

  7. bad mapping by thhamm · · Score: 1

    hexagonal shape surrounding Saturn's north pole

    damn. you win again, polar coordinates ...

  8. Better than the 'Face' on Mars by skywire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WIth something like this to get excited about, who needs the "Face on Mars"?

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    1. Re:Better than the 'Face' on Mars by Avatar8 · · Score: 1

      who needs the "Face on Mars"?
      The crotch on Venus?
  9. "My God, it's full of stars." by raddan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'Nuff said.

  10. gov!!! by blakmac · · Score: 0

    it's kind of like the alien's version of the pentagon. except with more sides. which means more brainpower can fit into the building. you should start to worry when geometric shapes begin to show up on uranus.

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    1. Re:gov!!! by Khaed · · Score: 1

      you should start to worry when geometric

      Great. A planetary goatse.

  11. The Monolith! by FMota91 · · Score: 1

    *dons tinfoil hat*

    Aha! So that's where it was!

    But wasn't it supposed to be rectangular? Oh well, this will do. Just wait till it starts sucking the atmosphere in.

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    1. Re:The Monolith! by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Who says monoliths must be rectangular?

      Anyway, would be funny if after they send a probe there the NASA engineers exclaim "Its full of stars!"

    2. Re:The Monolith! by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Can a hexagon follow a 1:4:9 ratio?

    3. Re:The Monolith! by jpellino · · Score: 1

      In the original short story wasn't it a crystalline pyramid?

      Icy hexagons sound like fair game to me.

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  12. Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's obvious to me, as a trained oafologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon

    There, fixed that for ya

  13. old hardware? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the universe is just poorly anti-aliased

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    1. Re:old hardware? by had3l · · Score: 1

      genius.

  14. I know what it is by kiick · · Score: 1

    It's the monoliths playing games with us.

  15. Re:intelligent life... where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our hexagonal overlords...

    no seriously...

    spin a bucket of water.

    take some acid.

    write a thesis. ... ?

    PROFIT!

    A geometric shape in space... and it's not a sphere!?? THIS IS NEWS!

  16. World out of Time by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking Niven's planetary Ramjet.

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    1. Re:World out of Time by Visceral+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Wait, you mean the planet moving thing from the book? Excellent book..deserves a sequel.

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  17. Thwarting the Terrorists by Grashnak · · Score: 2, Funny

    They may have gotten to our Pentagon, but I damn well double dare them to try and strike at our hexagon!

    --
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  18. Nothing to see here... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny

    These are just tool marks left by the builders on Magrathea. Nothing to see here; please move along...

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by Clever7Devil · · Score: 1

      It seems it wasn't the galactic stock market after all. The Magratheans were forced into hibernation by much more insidious foes: Crafty Allen Wrench Salesmen.

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  19. Mystery Solved by erroneus · · Score: 5, Funny

    When God created Saturn, he used a low polygon count to speed up the rendering process.

    1. Re:Mystery Solved by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      When God created Saturn, he used a low polygon count to speed up the rendering process.

      You mean the Great Geek who maintains the simulation that forms us. Bow down to the Great One! (Relax, he uses Linux according to scripture)

    2. Re:Mystery Solved by BigRiff · · Score: 1

      Thta's what happens when developers (God) have to rush out a product to meet a deadline (under 7 days).

      Maybe a patch is forthcoming?

      Or maybe you just need to update your reality card?

  20. Oblig. Simpsons by orclevegam · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our Giant Spinning Hexagon Overlords.

    --
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  21. A truly bizzare hexagon by Suzumushi · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA, "This nighttime view of Saturn's north pole shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon"

    Last time I checked, all hexagons had six sides...

    1. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, sure, maybe in your perfect universe.

      In the real world we have to count every time to be certain.

    2. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      From TFA, "This nighttime view of Saturn's north pole shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon" Last time I checked, all hexagons had six sides...

      I once divided by zero and nothing happened, so now I'll try to create a seven-sided h

    3. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but when's the last time you checked?

    4. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

      I applaud you, sir. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

      You also owe me a new keyboard.

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    5. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by Wylfing · · Score: 1

      Except in the case of the exceedingly rarely seen 6 2/3-sided hexagon.

      Actually, this started me on a certain ultra geeky (and trust me it's ultra) train of thought that went like this: "Hexagon" doesn't really mean "six sides." I imagine the editors probably thought a significant number of readers wouldn't know what a "hexagon" is and so added "six sided" to clarify. So, thinks I, there's a fair share of ignorance of word origins, because we're talking about the Greek hexagonos, which has two parts, hexa and gonos, for 6 and angle, so really a hexagon is a shape with six angles. The fact that you end up having six sides is purely coincidental.

      Then my thoughts degenerated into the kind of dry, retarded humor that is the hallmark of every member of my family. It's too bad, I thought, that we don't use the Latin form for '6' instead of the Greek, because then we could make jokes about sexagons all day long. Yeah, I know. Dry and retarded.

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    6. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being such a pilotless drone.

    7. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the statement appears to redundant, the apparent redundancy is actually a necessary distinction from the other truly bizarre hexagons that have more or fewer sides than six.

    8. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Dang it, you made the universe implode! Take it back!

      One of my favorite math professors here, whenever doing a proof by contradiction, after assuming the wrong answer and getting a contradiction, says "And then the universe implodes. Soooo, we'll take the safer choice, not-${whatever supposition led to the contradiction}.".

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    9. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by zanderredux · · Score: 1
      You know... in the US, the definition of a hexagon could have been changed by your local legislature and it may vary by state.

      Please check again!

    10. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by SEE · · Score: 1

      Okay. Now I really want to construct a six-angled plane figure with either more or fewer than six sides.

    11. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, all hexagons had six sides...

      You are right. Its not bizarre at all.

  22. I am from the future by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    And I would ask you not to reveal the future location of the DoD, thank you! :D

  23. Same Resonant Pattern by klahnako · · Score: 1

    Same resonant pattern in the bucket at http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060515/full/060515 -17.html

  24. Simple by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

    It is a giant ice crystal.

    Largest snowflake ev'ah....

  25. Re:it must be bees by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree, the only logical conclusion is that Saturn has been colonized by giant space bees who have made it their honey comb hive.

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  26. Fortress of Solitude by alienmole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Superman had to abandon his Earth-based Fortress of Solitude, which was starting to melt due to global warming, not to mention all the annoying scientific expeditions coming by to drill for ice cores. He figured he'd try Saturn's north pole for a change. The commute's a bit longer, but there's less traffic.

  27. That's no polar hexagon.... by Livius · · Score: 1

    ...that's a space station!

  28. The top photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    makes it look like a portal to Hell.

  29. Richard C. Hoagland - uhggg by hottoh · · Score: 1

    faaak... Richard C. Hoagland had this story in 2004.

    I cannot wait for Richard C. Hoagland to write another diatribe about Hyperdimensional Hurricanes. :-|

    http://www.enterprisemission.com/hurricane1.htm

    1. Re:Richard C. Hoagland - uhggg by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      For giggles I read this website. It's like others I've seen. Why do these people with "radical" ideas always think there is tie in for a conspiracy theory?

      Thanks for the link though.

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  30. Pattern is BLUE! by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    That's no hexagon.. that's an AT Field!

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    1. Re:Pattern is BLUE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice Evangelion reference!

  31. Wicked cool by Noexit · · Score: 1

    That's what I'd imagine hell to look like. Perhaps it's a giant industro-military office building?

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  32. I see pattern by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saturn is the sixth planet out.
    A hexagon has six sides.
    There is a second hexagon inside the first. Another six sides.

    6-6-6

    Hmmm, that number kind of has a ring to it. And so does Saturn.

    Coincidence?

    1. Re:I see pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry to break tihs apolyptic thing, but saturn hs 6 letters in its name. That's 4 sixes. It doesn't work anymore.

      Besides that, you're forgetting just about everything written about that number.

    2. Re:I see pattern by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      I know this is a joke but wasn't it semi-recently published that "666" is thought to be an invalid translation and the correct number is really "616" and/or "665"?

      http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTI CLE_ID=44169
      http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm

      The above are links from some quick googling. ;) I saw they were topical but didn't actually read them.

      Ya I know...it spoils the joke. :(

    3. Re:I see pattern by dmccarty · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, sorry, just a coincidence.

      It's actually just the top of the bolt that's holding the planet together. It keeps spinning because the other end is stripped.

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    4. Re:I see pattern by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, 616 was the original number of the beast. However he changed it to 666 because it was easier to remember. I think it was the combination on his briefcase or something.

    5. Re:I see pattern by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      I thought 665 was the neighbor of the beast.

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    6. Re:I see pattern by tehshen · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be 664, then?

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    7. Re:I see pattern by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      It's not a case of one's right, the other's wrong. They're variant readings. 666 is standard in most manuscripts; 616 is in one early manuscript and a few other sources; neither reading stands out as obviously superior to the other.

  33. Blend Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't anyone else ever looked at the patterns that appear in the bottom of a running blender when you are making a shake?

    1. Re:Blend Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..are you trying to say that Saturn is upside down?

    2. Re:Blend Well by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I only make margaritas, you insensitive clod. But just for you, I'll make some this evening and look into the blender.

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  34. Dharma Project by bigredradio · · Score: 2

    This is just a big dharma project logo.

    1. Re:Dharma Project by Shawn+Parr · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but the Dharma logos are octagons not hexagons.

  35. All these worlds are yours . . . by ColGraff · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Except for Titan. Attempt no landing there.

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    1. Re:All these worlds are yours . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't that be Iapetus?

    2. Re:All these worlds are yours . . . by ColGraff · · Score: 1

      You're right, that is more like Europa than Titan is.

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  36. So Stanley Kubrick... by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 1

    ... was dead wrong, it wasn't Jupiter, it's Saturn. :p

    1. Re:So Stanley Kubrick... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Jupiter has one too.

      Contrary to popular belief, it's not unheard of for natural weather phenomena to form geometric patterns.

      The eye of a hurricane is more hexagonal/octogonal than circular if you look at one, each "arm" of the hurricane sort of defines a side in the eye.

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    2. Re:So Stanley Kubrick... by BerislavLopac · · Score: 1

      You meant Arthur C. Clarke, surely.

    3. Re:So Stanley Kubrick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stanley Kubrick wasn't wrong.
      Arthur C. Clarke wrote the novel "2001: A Space Odyssey" based on his short story "The Sentinel," and made use of Iapetus, a moon of Saturn.

      According to Wikipedia, however:

      In the film, Discovery's mission is to Jupiter, not Saturn. Director Kubrick used Jupiter because he could not find what he considered to be a convincing model of Saturn's rings for the film.


      Arthur C. Clarke subsequently modified the story, in "2010: Odyssey Two," to use Europa, a moon of Jupiter, instead of Iapetus, Saturn's moon.

      Clarke also replaced Saturn with Jupiter in the novel's sequel. See 2010: Odyssey Two.
    4. Re:So Stanley Kubrick... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      No, GP was right: Kubrick. Check the book, it's different from the film.

    5. Re:So Stanley Kubrick... by BerislavLopac · · Score: 1

      Which book? Clarke wrote the scenario based on his two stories, and the movie novelization came much later.

    6. Re:So Stanley Kubrick... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      In the book version of 2001, the objective of the space mission was one of Saturn's moons, viz. Iapetus, and there was a lot of time devoted to the tricky business of slingshotting the spaceship around Jupiter along the way; in the movie Kubrick simplified it by making one of Jupiter's moons, viz. Io, the objective of the mission. IIRC the book and the movie came out in the same year. I'm afraid I don't know the details of which bits of which version got what from where, except that Clarke came up with the story in the first place.

      I don't recall the details of the original short story ("The Guardian", it was called, wasn't it?) other than that it was set on Earth's moon. I can't remember where the guardian was sending its signal to.

  37. Obviously... by ingo23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it's a nut holding the rings in place. You can even see the bolt.

    1. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, dmmcarty made the same comment just before this and got a 2 instead of a 5.

    2. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God uses TORX? :)

  38. I can't find it by argStyopa · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But maybe someone can. I'm fuzzy on the details, but I'm sure I recall a story in the last year or so of someone (I think it was in Holland or Belgium?) spinning or stirring water at high speed in a vaccuum or some other odd pressure environment, and getting a wierd, six-way figure in the vortex when viewed from above?

    Sorry, no time to search out the details, but maybe the mechanics of that might lend themselves to analyzing this?

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  39. Is this by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    The first Mimzy?

    Heh, been seeing that trailer a lot lately and this picture reminded me of that.

  40. wrong novel -- try Grant Callin's "Saturnalia" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia_(novel)/

    Hexagonal objects ... planted on Saturn (and elsewhere through our solar system) by extraterrestrials and containing puzzles that will show us where to contact them after decoding?

    Eerie.

  41. Gah, they found it! by Fweeky · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you have *any* idea how hard it is to find a parking space for that thing where some yob's not going to key it or deflate the tires or poke at it with a spectrograph? :(

    I should have got the next model down, then I could have pretended it was just another moon, but nooooooo, I had to get the hexagonal UltraSUV because it was "different" and had more legroom.

    Hm, wonder if that guy who owns Mimas would do a swap. His camo paint job looks *so* much less convincing after those stupid films.

  42. Spore? by Elouise · · Score: 1

    See this is what happens when you let robin williams loose with spore - and he starts putting monoliths on planets... "The player may place a "monolith" (à la 2001: A Space Odyssey) on a planet, triggering evolution of intelligent life, then come back later to see what has evolved." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spore_(video_game)

  43. The conspiracy theorists were right all along by tsoldrin · · Score: 1

    That's the Illuminati All Seeing Eye!

    1. Re:The conspiracy theorists were right all along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, the Illuminati used a pentagon.

  44. Bad UV mapping by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    Guess the machines never thought we'd get that far away from the city. At least it's not a skybox.

  45. Re:it must be bees by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, everybody knows that: honeycomb big, yeah, yeah, yeah. If only these scientists had just taken the time to watch Saturday morning cartoons, or Futurama.

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  46. Mmmm, elves... by kale77in · · Score: 1

    The Saturn North Pole? Isn't that where Saturn Clause lives? Maybe he has something to do with it.

    Yes, that'll be Saturn Claus, devouring a few stray elves now that the kids are gone. It's most likely a big hexagonal bloodstain...

  47. 2001 by Diordna · · Score: 1

    In other news, a monolith was unearthed in the Tycho crater on the moon yesterday and began emitting signals off into space...

  48. It's the Magnetic field by alexj33 · · Score: 0

    The scientific explanation for this will undoubtedly be:

    "It must be the magnetic field."

    I, on the other hand, think it's just a huge snowflake.

  49. Goatse? by Seoulstriker · · Score: 3, Funny

    "almost looks like a human eye."

    Looks more like Saturn is giving us a Goatse, spreading wide for the camera.

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    1. Re:Goatse? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Just some corporate branding by Firaxis.

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    2. Re:Goatse? by moogs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, it's friggin' Sauron!

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  50. Actually by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    It is a secret US military presence, designed to be the successor to the Pentagon in the event of a global catastrophe.

    OOps, I was not supposed to say that. Are those black suburbans pulling up in my driveway?

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  51. Hexies by ek_adam · · Score: 1

    It's the hexies from Saturnalia.

  52. But on the flipside... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 0, Troll

    On the "flipside", they do call it a "One-Eyed Monster"...

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  53. Easy enough, Jupiter is Jewish by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Both words, Jupiter and Jewish start from 'J' and hexagon can be used to depict the star of David. The mystery is solved and Jupiter should really be renamed into Jewpiter. Oh, and it's closed on Saturdays. The official anthem is 7:40

    1. Re:Easy enough, Jupiter is Jewish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Heh, except for one small problem. We're talking about Saturn, not Jupiter.

    2. Re:Easy enough, Jupiter is Jewish by triso · · Score: 1

      Heh, except for one small problem. We're talking about Saturn, not Jupiter. Saturn...Shmaturn...Vot's the difference? Oy Vey!

    3. Re:Easy enough, Jupiter is Jewish by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Ahh. But you forget that Shabbat -> Saturday == Saturn's-day. Most likely the messiah built a new temple on the planet and is waiting for the arrival of space Israelites.

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    4. Re:Easy enough, Jupiter is Jewish by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Jewturn doesn't have the same ring to it. Get it? The same ring?

      I am outta here.

  54. Re:it must be bees by mycroft822 · · Score: 0

    Where is Johnnie Rico when you need him?

  55. Sign of intelligent life by ajnsue · · Score: 3, Funny
    intelligent life beyond or solar system erected a giant stop sign indicating where it wants mankind to just slow down before it gets any big ideas about immigrating and lowering the galactic minimum wage.

    Or, its warning sign placed there by the Vogon Constructor Fleet

  56. Re:it must be bees by srmalloy · · Score: 1

    Unless Grant Callin was more prophetic than he would believe and the Hexies of Tharthee (from his novels Saturn Alia and A Lion on Tharthee) really exist... in which case there's a plaque down there with information inscribed on it.

  57. Re:the honey comb hideout! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honey Comb's big!(4 earths) Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's not small...no, no, no!

  58. Space puns galore by sh4na · · Score: 1

    The comment threads on this one definitely break some sort of record on number of puns per line. Nice to see such deep, significant scientific discussion! :)

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  59. raaarrrrrgh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have NO EVIDENCE

    SCIENCE says this thing EVOLVED from a simple LINE

    WHY DO YOU HATE EUCLID

  60. hexagram has always been the symbol for Saturn by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    The hexagramm, the 6-pointed star has always been the occult mystery
    school symbol for Saturn for thousands of years. Contrary to popular
    believe, the hexagram is not just a jewish symbol but goes back thousands
    of years to the mystery schools of old.

    1. Re:hexagram has always been the symbol for Saturn by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Well fuck. Saturn really *is* Jewish!

    2. Re:hexagram has always been the symbol for Saturn by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      No, not really. The hexagram was used long before the first little boy had
      his foreskin cut by a gang of leery old men murmuring what a wonderful
      deal their deity du jour had cut them while rubbing their crotches.

  61. its just a frequence give off,..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by the speed at which the object it rotating, check the RPM against the RPM of the water bucket device, match the shape, and you'll have the same speeds.
    works with most liquid and gases.

  62. Organism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it is an organism?

  63. In Evangelical America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Storms come out of Pentagon.

  64. You think this is funny?? by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever seen a story with such a high fraction of joke comments!

  65. Sphere Packing by eddy · · Score: 1

    Maybe we see a "superstructure" of a sphere-packing solution.

    (that like came totally out of my ass)

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    1. Re:Sphere Packing by hobbesx · · Score: 1

      Maybe we see a "superstructure" of a sphere-packing solution.

      (that like came totally out of my ass)


      Dude, wrong planet. You're about six months too late for the sphere-packing Uranus jokes.
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  66. Re:it must be bees by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Honeycomb Hideout, if you will.

  67. No, it's an Angel. by pavon · · Score: 1

    Those crazy Saturnians are trying to initiate the Third Impact!

    1. Re:No, it's an Angel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an AT Field!

  68. I need a better look... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to fire up Google Saturn! Hey, look a Starbucks!

  69. It's the BOLT that holds the Rings on by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...and when it comes off, watch out!

    1. Re:It's the BOLT that holds the Rings on by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Looks like the nut's loose.

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  70. Jet Streams? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
    Those pattern look kinda like the Jet Stream patterns.

    Well, look what a little Googleing brought up:

    West explains: "This dark spot is trapped by a polar vortex--a jet stream that encircles Jupiter's north pole." Fast-moving winds in the vortex act like an atmospheric wall, keeping the Dark Spot corralled at high latitudes. Similar vortices encircle Earth's polar regions. Our planet's Arctic vortex is disrupted somewhat by northern land masses, but the Antarctic vortex is better organized. It plays a key role in confining the ozone hole--much as Jupiter's polar vortex confines the Great Dark Spot.
    To the right, Earth's south polar ozone hole (with a roughly pentagon shape).

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  71. Yawn. by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

    From TFA (picture cap): "This nighttime view of Saturn's north pole shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon feature encircling the entire north pole."

    Call me when they've found a five sided hexagon!

  72. Isn't it obvious? by Cyrano+de+Maniac · · Score: 1

    That's where you insert the Allen wrench to wind up the solar system!

    Geez folks. Do you have to be told everything?

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  73. Polygonal eyewalls in hurricanes... by jellisky · · Score: 3, Informative

    One wonders if this is similar to what is occasionally seen in hurricanes: polygonal eyes. (If interested, do a Google search on "polygonal eyewalls" and get a pretty nice synopsis of the literature on the topic.) It isn't terribly out of the range of possibility that simple theories like these may be enough to explain a lot of this phenomenon. And, yes, polygonal eyewalls in real hurricanes can be very persistent, if the vortex itself doesn't change much and proper balances are maintained. On a planet like Saturn, I would imagine that things don't change too much even from year to year, so the whole pattern could persist for decades if unperturbed.

    --Jellisky

  74. Markovian gate by chiph · · Score: 1

    Uh-oh. Nathan Brazil is probably in the neighborhood.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_at_the_Well_ of_Souls

    1. Re:Markovian gate by Tteddo · · Score: 1

      Hah! That's the first thing I thought!
      Jeez, doesn't anyone recognize a well gate when they see one?

  75. Could be worse... by NthDegree256 · · Score: 1

    Back around 9/11, my sister found a news article talking about how an airplane had hit "The Pentagon, a hexagonal-shaped building..."

  76. Don't tell the crackpots... by posterlogo · · Score: 1

    ...at enterprisemission.com. That con artist "Doctor" Richard Hoagland has been scamming gullible people for decades. He's claimed at some time or another that he's behind most of the theories on planetary development that have become paradigms in astronomy now. On the other hand, he also claims the "face" on Mars and other naturally occurring phenomena are alien artifacts (see a nice parody of him at http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/lenin.html where Phil Plait sees Lenin in a pattern on his shower curtain). I'd hate to think what Hoagland's gonna make of this hexagonal shape at Saturn's pole... probably rant on about how it confirms his "hyperdimensional physics" baloney. It's great to see that a bunch of slashdotters have already posted common explanations for the phenomena (which TFA unfortunately left out).

    1. Re:Don't tell the crackpots... by abigor · · Score: 1

      How does a nut like Hoagland make a living? Is he actually funded somehow? I can't imagine him working in real life as a middle manager or something.

    2. Re:Don't tell the crackpots... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Art Bell has him on allowance.

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  77. Well World prototype by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    It is a remanent of a Marovian prototype. Look for more to be found with different ecologies nearby. Besides, nature as well as D&Ders prefer hex formations. Well at least in wilderness areas. And Fullerenes.

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  78. Ch-ch-ch-changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...hexagonal...six nearly equally straight sides

    I see geometry has become less rigid since I graduated.

  79. That's not a mysterious hexagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's just really really bad texture mapping. The polygons are showing!

  80. Spinning liquids in a cylinder produces polygons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you spin liquids in a cylinder, you can produce very regular geometric shapes:

    http://www.metafilter.com/51516/spooky-fluids

    http://dcwww.fysik.dtu.dk/~tbohr/RotatingPolygon/s ubalbum_1.html

    http://dcwww.fysik.dtu.dk/~tbohr/RotatingPolygon/i mg/3/RotatingPolygon.avi

    Either that, or it's part of a giant alien communication dish.

  81. IT'S GENERATING IT'S OWN AT FIELD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOOM... Doom... doom...

    1. Re:IT'S GENERATING IT'S OWN AT FIELD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Second Impact is going to occur on Saturn now?

  82. Just a sine wave wrapped around a circle? by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I loaded the image into Gimp, centered it, and did a reverse polar-rectangular conversion. When I superimposed a sine wave, it was a fairly good match.

    It may only appear straight because it's the distance from the center of a curved surface, so that the curve of the wave, and the curve of the surface cancel out.

  83. Re:Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #6 Was that said by a politician? Wasn't it also correct in that that carrier group had completed its mission? Why do people knock the military for celebrating its accomplishments?

    Also, why do you compare a list of (mostly) lies with one Senator's opinion? It's not the same thing.

    Strive for more clarity in your off-topic posts, will ya?

  84. Close call by had3l · · Score: 1

    At least they are not "north pole" probing Uranus

  85. Interplanetary Spirograph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So isn't this phenomenon the orbital equivalent of an wave interference pattern? You have a whole bunch of particles in cirulation with slight differences in the size, shape, and eccentricity of their paths, and the result is a polygon-shaped interference pattern. Just like the polygons created by the purely circular motions of a Spirograph.

  86. Yes, actually. The cat does got my tongue. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Let's put on our powerful comic book writer thinking caps and apply all the fearesome, brute thought power that goes into writing a comic book.

    Hmmm... >:-(

    I've got it!

    It's a giant bolt that holds the planet from splitting in two and letting an ancient demon out!

    No, Superman! Get away! I know Lex Luthor told you the only place to get the antidote for Lois was inside there. Don't do it!

    Ding - Fries are done!
    Ding - Fries are done!
    Ding - Fries are done!

    Hulk could beat Superman! Oh yeah? Well Superman turned this giant bolt! Oh yeah? Well, Hulk punched and destroyed an asteriod twice the size of Earth! Oh yeah? Well, this bolt head alone is four times the size of Earth! And the whole bolt is hundreds of times its size! Oh yeah? I would indeed like an apple pie with that. Here you go, sir.

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  87. It's a Dissipative Structure by vandan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fritjov Capra ( this guy's an absolute legend, by the way ) had an interesting section on hexagonal structures like these in his book, Web of Life. He was talking about Dissipative Structures, discovered by Ilya Prigogine.

    In the experiment that was being described, a small dish of water was heated up uniformly from below. At a certain point, these hexagonal structures emerged. Hot water would rise from the bottom of the dish, travelling in a pipe directly through the middle of the hexagon ( forming a point in the middle that you could see ). When the water hit the surface, it spread out cooled, and then travelled back down to the bottom, creating the sides of the hexagon. Apparently they were getting multiple hexagons, and they were incredibly stable ... ie you could run a pen through them and disturb them, and they'd immediately revert to these perfect hexagons. It was fascinating reading - thoroughly recommended for people interested in biology, physics, and philosophy.

    1. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by vandan · · Score: 1

      Flamebait?

      Some people are strange.

    2. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by TropicalCoder · · Score: 1

      Bees make their honey comb structure out of hexagonal cells. I believe I read somewhere that the hexagon shape conserves material better than any other kind of shape. I'm not sure what that means here - that the perimeter of a hexagon is less than say - for a square or circle of the same area? Anyhow - the thing is that the hexagon arises quite naturally in many situations, so it's not such a surprise to find it in hurricanes, on the surface of the sun, or at the North pole of Saturn.

    3. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Saturn were made of water, I'd be saying: "Wow, golly darn dash, that explain's everything then."
      But it isn't. Truth is, even the experts haven't got a clue what it is.

    4. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bees make circles (well, cylinders.

      The circles compressing together form them into hexagons.

    5. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by Prune · · Score: 1

      The more side a polygon with equal sides has, the more area it has for a given perimeter (and of course convex ones have more area). In the limit, you get a circle. But you cannot tile circles without leaving spaces between them. The identical convex polygons you can tile are squares and hexagons, and the hexagon has more sides. This is so immediately obvious that I am surprised at your post.

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    6. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by TropicalCoder · · Score: 1

      Thanks for explaining that. It was late at night for me when I wrote that, and I was having a blond moment. I knew someone would straighten me out in time.

    7. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by jafac · · Score: 1

      Water has a naturally hexagon shape. The angle between the two oxygens, across the hydrogen vertex, is 120 degrees. Ice crystals form a hexagonal geometry. This is apparent (and obvious) when looking at snowflakes under magnification.

      How that could possibly translate to a dish of water, or cloud formations on Saturn, I have no freaking idea.

      --

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    8. Re:It's a Dissipative Structure by vandan · · Score: 1

      You should spend less time on sarcasm and more time reading what I posted. Dissipative structures are certainly not limited to water. This was but one example. Wow, golly darn dash you look foolish now ...

  88. Nope by geekoid · · Score: 1

    665 is the guy across the street from the beast.

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  89. What's really bizarre by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
    One of the captions says :

    ...shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon...

    Now a hexagon WITHOUT six sides would REALLY be bizarre.

    --
    It's not wasting time, I'm educating myself.
  90. Voyager. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Six sided, DAMN!!! I wanted 7 of 9.

  91. AT field ? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    AT field detected on Saturn's surface ! Code Orange ! Launch all EVA units, and someone go fetch me the Longinus Spear !

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    The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    1. Re:AT field ? by etherelithic · · Score: 1

      Oh wow that's the first thing I thought of too. How depressing, for both of us.

    2. Re:AT field ? by Prune · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. What is this in reference to?

      --
      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    3. Re:AT field ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neon Genesis Evangelion

    4. Re:AT field ? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      No, for you only. I have an excuse : I was in Tokyo when writing this post. There you see Evangelion gigantic posters at every corner on pachinko places... :-p

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      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
  92. It's a circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    On Saturn, pi is 3.

  93. SLEESTACK!! Ahhhhhh... by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

    No way, it's a pylon that the Sleestack use to teleport.

  94. Re:it must be bees by timelorde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was under the impression that this is part of the wargame project that put SPI out of business.

    (SPI?!? see http://www.costik.com/spisins.html )

  95. Looks like by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    simple harmonics. Planetary atmospheres, even as dynamic as this, still have whole cloth properties like a single solid material in some respects and one of those is that it will support density waves of varying frequencies over varying distances. That the planet is round doesn't mean there would be some infinite number of angles. It can easily have a very few and they are reinforced by the conditions that started them.

    That south pole one has a somewhat rounded hexagon near the center if you look carefully.

    Nothing unusual to see here. Simple physics. Come to think of it, if the universe were a hypersphere and the big bang were to set the whole vibrating, then what would multidimension spherical harmonics cause the distribution of mass in the universe to look like? Perhaps like loops and voids all helter skelter about in a way the from our POV seems without rhyme or reason?

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  96. Which leaves in question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the planetary sized wrench shaped object?

  97. not memes, snowclones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those aren't memes, those are snowclones!

  98. All right, you got us. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    Aside from the fact that *Saturn* is the Jewish planet. That "hexagon" is, of course, its kipah.

    But you outed us, you anti-Semitic clod!

  99. God plays dice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God: I move to Saturn.
    GM: You are attacked by a goblin that was hidden beneath the rings!

  100. almost exact by weighn · · Score: 1

    yes, but not all 6-sided polygons posses features that are at once "precise" and "nearly equal".

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    Mongrel News all the news that fits and froths
  101. Allen key by Shishberg · · Score: 1

    Clearly it's an Allen key socket. God must have bought Saturn from Ikea.

  102. Just like DC by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    I'm betting it's a giant building for Saturn's military, just like the Pentagon in DC. But Saturn isn't quite a satanic as D.C., but they have a 6-sided figure instead of a 5-sided one. Maybe they're Jewish?

  103. Stable structure found in lab fluid experiment by erkokite · · Score: 1

    Anyone see a similarity between to this observed effect? http://www.physorg.com/news66924222.html

  104. data storage by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    If liquids are able to hold a coherent shape for lengthy periods (as the shape on Saturn would seem to indicate), then if the mechanism for creating them could be understood better, could they not be used for inefficient but decorative data storage?

  105. Preview button is your friend by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Top view of fork being rotated clockwise:

            ^ resulting force
            ^
      |_| |_| <--driving force
      v
      v

  106. six-sided hexagon by dwater · · Score: 1

    From the article :

    > This nighttime view of Saturn's north pole shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon...

    hrm. ok. ...as oppose to the normal ones with only five sides?

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    Max.
  107. Looks like a Benard cell? by treeves · · Score: 2, Interesting

    as seen here: http://www.etl.noaa.gov/about/eo/science/convectio n/RBCells.html Not sure how the rotation affects/interacts with those.

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  108. my bad by game+kid · · Score: 1

    I'd turn it on, but I'm Quicksorting the people I'll be seeing on Judgment Day, and Catalyst Control Center is taking up half of Orion too.

    (My son will come over to install one of those 8800's, but the shipping takes millennia.)

    --God

    --
    You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
  109. pass the socket set by cowboycarl · · Score: 1

    I said the socket set, boy!!!

  110. Must be Benzene by rmadhuram · · Score: 1

    Hexagon? It must be clouds of benzene!

  111. Re:it must be bees by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 1

    honeycomb big, yeah, yeah, yeah.

    It's not small?
  112. wow by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    That's the biggest nut I have seen so far. There must be a wrench somewhere

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  113. One reason why we should explore space... by master_p · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If our solar system contains so many mysteries, imagine what the rest of the universe holds.

    Imagine the scientific excitement if you were aboard a vessel like the Galaxy Class USS Enterprise from Star Trek (NCC 1701 D), approaching Saturn and seeing live the phenomenon, then staying there for a while to study it and comprehend it!

    Exploration of space is the most important goal for humankind. Earth provides a very limited experience, and in a few 100 years it will be totally explored. If we want to understand the universe, space is the final frontier.

    1. Re:One reason why we should explore space... by Hugo+Graffiti · · Score: 1
      Exploration of space is the most important goal for humankind. Earth provides a very limited experience, and in a few 100 years it will be totally explored. If we want to understand the universe, space is the final frontier.


      Wouldn't it be easier - and better for the planet - to destroy all our machines, burn all our books and just start over? After all the fun of exploration is the idea that you're seeing things no-one has ever seen before. Who cares if some previous civilization has been there and got the t-shirt provided they crumbled into dust long ago and what they did has been forgotten. Also, I challenge you as an individual to experience all that the Earth has to offer in your lifetime. Once you've been to the tops of the highest mountains and the bottom of the deepest oceans and taken in all the beauty of the natural world, then you can get started on the artificial creations - music and books and movies etc.


      if you get bored with all that then nothing in the Universe will satisfy you.

  114. A large hydrocarbon crystal (or diamond?) by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember the sci-fi story based on the idea that one of the gas giant planet's moons (Titan?) consisted of an enormous diamond? It might have been one of Sagan's stories. Space is really big, somewhere out there I'll bet there are crystals the size of small planets. I don't remember if diamond crystals can present a hexagonal cross section, but with the pressure of saturn's atmosphere, you might get crystals of a hydrocarbon. Who would have thought that black carbon subjected to enormous pressure would become a beautiful transparent crystal diamond?

    1. Re:A large hydrocarbon crystal (or diamond?) by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Arthur C. Clarke, in his novel 2010, suggested that at the center of Jupiter there was enough carbon (and pressure + heat) that in theory you could have a diamond there that is literally the size of the Earth. Of course this is only raw speculation, but Haywood Floyd (in an incorporeal state) was shown this "gemstone" by the higher intelligences that built the black monolith.

      Of course he was also shown life forms that lived in the atmosphere of Jupiter, but also saw that life existed on Europa... and that the Europan (is that the right term?) life had the best chance of eventually being in competition with life from the Earth, including achieving intelligence and joining with the higher life forms in their plane of existence. This is when Jupiter was transformed by these higher intelligences into a second sun, and nuclear fusion was started in the Jovian interior... hence the point of the novel. With the heat from a nuclear Jupiter, Europa was able to "thaw" and become a vast ocean world for life to evolve and flourish. And some sort of protection was put over Europa, where the message sent by the USS Discovery was "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."

      Is this the diamond you were talking about?

  115. I thought by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I thought it became 666 after sales tax.

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  116. Correction:, two earths could fit inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA: The hexagon is similar to Earth's polar vortex, which has winds blowing in a circular pattern around the polar region. On Saturn, the vortex has a hexagonal rather than circular shape. The hexagon is nearly 25,000 kilometers (15,000 miles) across. Nearly four Earths could fit inside it.

    Well, the radius of the earth is approx. 6366 km, so the diameter is 12732km, so nearly TWO earths could fit inside it.

    1. Re:Correction:, two earths could fit inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's four: 2 across by 2 up.

  117. Wait 1 week by mattr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    See if hexagon remains after April Fool's Day?

  118. Re:it must be bees by pintpusher · · Score: 1

    It's not small? no, no, no.

    there.

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    man, I feel like mold.
  119. Saturn, hexagons, and rotating fluids by __aahgmr7717 · · Score: 1

    Science News week of June 3, 2006; Vol. 169, No. 22 , p. 348 As waters part, polygons appear Peter Weiss Imagine a hurricane with an eye in the shape of a propeller amid the swirling clouds. Physicists have observed something almost as strange in whirlpools that they made by swirling liquids in a novel way. Within the whirlpools, they've seen three-blade-propeller shapes as well as regular polygons, including squares and hexagons. a7340_1457.jpg CURRENT EVENT. A whirlpool, viewed from above, takes a pentagonal shape just above the spinning platter that's causing the water to swirl. T. Jansson, et al./Physical Review Letters The behavior of liquids in rotating containers has long fascinated physicists. For instance, in a famous late-1600s study, Isaac Newton pondered why the surface of water in a rotating bucket becomes concave. In the new experiments, Tomas Bohr and his colleagues at the Technical University of Denmark in Lyngby observed liquids in a cylindrical, Plexiglas container that doesn't actually turn. Instead, a plate attached to a motor-driven shaft spins at up to 7 revolutions per second inside the container, while the vessel itself remains still. As expected, in experiments with water or with viscous ethylene glycol, the spinning platter swirled the liquid above it to create whirlpools. But the throats of those whirlpools tapered to surprising shapes at the platter's surface, the team reports in the May 5 Physical Review Letters. In the water experiments, those shapes transformed as speed increased, changing from circular to elliptical to propeller-shaped to square to pentagonal and finally to hexagonal. Ethylene glycol whirlpools formed shapes with no more than three sides. Curiously, the polygons themselves rotated, although more slowly than their parent whirlpools. Rotating fluids play important roles in systems ranging from industrial equipment, such as pumps, to atmospheric disturbances, such as tornadoes and hurricanes. Although the newfound shapes remain unexplained, Bohr says that their discovery may eventually lead scientists to a deeper understanding of fluids' rotational behaviors.

  120. Saturn's Drain? by St+Berg · · Score: 1

    Based on the fact there is rotation above it, it looks like a giant drain for Saturn! :>D

  121. polyhedric water by Animaether · · Score: 1

    I know I'm late with an addition, but.. if you think that's cool - check out this guy:

    http://www-math.mit.edu/~bush/
    http://www-math.mit.edu/~bush/gallery.html
    http://www-math.mit.edu/~bush/polyhedra.jpg