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  1. Re:"Blow-by-blow" coverage? on Apple Updates iMac, iLife, .Mac · · Score: 1

    drink the juice.

  2. Re:I know I say this every time, but... on Apple Updates iMac, iLife, .Mac · · Score: 1

    So no matter how much cash your throwing at this whore, she is still denying you... I think thats sadder than the kid at the high school dance:P

    Just kidding with that bud:)

  3. Re:I know I say this every time, but... on Apple Updates iMac, iLife, .Mac · · Score: 1

    Like the unpopular kid at the elementary school dance asking for a date.

    The key is to keep asking until they feel sorry for you.

  4. Re:So did Farscape on Surviving in Space Without a Spacesuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. That is why the US defense budget was $400Bil. They are creating Sperm Whale spaceships to fight the USSR.

  5. Re:I know I say this every time, but... on Apple Updates iMac, iLife, .Mac · · Score: 1

    D-nyd.

  6. So did Farscape on Surviving in Space Without a Spacesuit · · Score: 3, Funny

    So did Farscape ... and if it happened on Farscape, well its 100% believable.

  7. Re:Barbie disagrees on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    When she teaches math, I get hard But when I want to multiply with this babe of a teacher, all she teaches me is how to divide:( Oh Danica, what is the remainder of my heart...?

  8. Re:But... on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    the teens that have sex must be doing something smart
    Yes, and they are obligated to pass this knowledge and 'smarts' on to the next generation, which occurs every 13 years now.
  9. Re:Doesn't make me want to buy an Apple any more on Mac OS X Leopard is Now Officially Unix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats so 1950s.

  10. Right to search on Canadian Theatre Chain Sued for Abusive Search · · Score: 1

    Civilians have no right to search other civilians unless they have been granted special dispensation by the government (eg border patrol guards).

  11. You want to know how I feel? on Microsoft Reinvents Bittorrent · · Score: 1

    How do you feel about subsidizing Microsoft's bandwidth costs?
    I feel nice
    like sugar and spice
    I feel nice
    like sugar and spice
    so nice
    so nice
    I got you.
  12. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice on Leonard Nimoy to Play Spock in Next Star Trek Movie · · Score: 1

    Actually Quinto was 3rd choice. Second was "the Rock"

    Can you smell what the Spock is cooking?

  13. Re:Bring these back tomorrow? on Intern Loses 800,000 Social Security Numbers · · Score: 1

    This is the government we are talking about right?

  14. Re:Fwoooosh on BitTorrent Comes to Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Ohhh, that sticky white stuff is a *joke*

  15. Newly added on BitTorrent Comes to Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Cellphones, with newly added "bown chicka bow wow"

  16. Re:Bring these back tomorrow? on Intern Loses 800,000 Social Security Numbers · · Score: 2, Informative

    I assume they remove backups from the site nightly, in case of fire.

  17. Re:Dr. Evil? on Microsoft Claims a Billion Windows Installs by End of 2008 · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates: Mwahahahahahahahaha
    Steve Ballmer: *Sees his number one begin another evil cackling session* Mwahahaha
    Martha Stewart: *Enters and joins in the cackling with a strange eastern European accent* Mwahahahahaha
    Entire City of Redmond: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha

    All laughter stops. Close up of Gates with pinky curved up to lip

  18. Re:You think that's bad try visiting Canada on What's Keeping US Phones In the Stone Age? · · Score: 1

    And look at our Data rate prices! Can you say "gouge" children (emphasize the OW).

  19. Re:Nice Offering on Intel Releases Threading Library Under GPL 2 · · Score: 1

    Ohhh... groovy!

  20. Nice Offering on Intel Releases Threading Library Under GPL 2 · · Score: 1

    This is a nice offering by Intel. I expect it will drive interest in the commercial product, as developers will learn on the GPL version, but develop proprietary software with the commercial (sounds fair to me).

    Any reviews for:
    1) benchmarking
    2) development ease

  21. Wow on World of Warcraft Hits 9 Million Users · · Score: 0

    Wow.

  22. Re:My guess on Fox News' FTP Password Anyone? · · Score: 1

    Mod me up anyways b17c43s! mwhahahahha

  23. Adult Chat on Five Finger Keyboards · · Score: 5, Funny

    This has "Adult Chat" written all over it.

    Well, along the sides I guess.

  24. My guess on Fox News' FTP Password Anyone? · · Score: 1

    531g h41l

  25. 1st Person experiences please. on Microsoft Sees Stronger XP Sales in FY08 · · Score: 1

    Jerry, have you personally used Vista? The example of your companies IT department was useful, but the rest of your comment was well..... FUD (sorry to say, but your fighting FUD with FUD).

    I'd like to hear from people who have 1st person experiences, or 2nd hand experiences from someone they trust.