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Leonard Nimoy to Play Spock in Next Star Trek Movie

mcgrew writes "The AP is reporting that Leonard Nimoy will 'don his famous pointy ears again' in the next Star Trek movie, due out Christmas of next year. From the article: 'He greeted the crowd with a Vulcan salute. Nimoy was joined by the newly named young Spock, "Heroes" star Zachary Quinto [Sylar], who bears an uncanny resemblance to Nimoy. Both Spocks were introduced by the film's director and co-producer, J.J. Abrams.'"

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  1. Illogical by nokilli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sensors indicate the phenomena is a form of information reference, however, scanners are unable to ascertain just what that information may be.

    Spock, have you tried using Google News to find a link to the story that doesn't require registration? :::raises eyebrow not to convey fascination, but annoyance:::

    Doh! The message is coming on the viewscreen now Captain.

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    1. Re:Illogical by pKeogh · · Score: 1

      One fan asked Nimoy what he thought of his "replacement." "It was logical," the actor said dryly.

    2. Re:Illogical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jesus, fanfic sucks these days. What happened to the badly-written "slash"-type affairs between Kirk and Spock?

    3. Re:Illogical by Hatta · · Score: 1


      Spock, have you tried using Google News to find a link to the story that doesn't require registration? :::raises eyebrow not to convey fascination, but annoyance:::


      You are obviously projecting your primitive human emotions onto Spock. Vulcans do not experience "annoyance".

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    4. Re:Illogical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There appears to be an error in my computations. The cookie has been there so long I forgot it was a "sign on" site. Of course, according to the Chicago Tribune, I am a 32 year old housewife from Sebring, Nebraska rather than a 55 year old male pointy eared Vulcan from Springfield, IL.

      I offer my sincere apologies to my fellow nerds at slashdot and will attempt never to repeat this gaffe again.

      -mcgrew (AKA "three-eyes"

      (fittingly, the capcha is "breaks")

    5. Re:Illogical by Wolfrider · · Score: 2, Informative

      --Actually they do _experience_ annoyance -- and other emotions -- but they have to master their passions. (To paraphrase Ambassador Sarek.)
       
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    6. Re:Illogical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not that you'll see this.

      But you say you were censored by Blogger, it's always better to believe that than a technical issue.

      You aren't the only one on Blogger experiencing the same issue, it's technical, not censorship. Login to Blogger>Dashboard>Settings>Publishing and you'll see your blogspot subdomain has disappeared from there. Re-enter it and save. It's happened to many people over the last few days. I know that because your Blogger profile
      http://www.blogger.com/profile/0827602576389971671 9
      Lists the blog still there but with the address of
      http://.blogspot.com/

      Technical (incompetence maybe?), not censorship.

    7. Re:Illogical by trevorgensch · · Score: 1

      Vulcans aren't robots - they do have emotions. It is just centuries of discipline help them control these emotions. Witness what happens to older Vulcans nearing the end of their life (such as in episodes like TNGs Sarek). They lose discipline and the emotions come flooding out.

  2. His one scene. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    He'll be sitting in a rocking chair on his porch, playing his Vulcan lyre and stopping only to yell at kids for walking on his lawn.

    1. Re:His one scene. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      naw, he'll just snicker as the carnivorous vulcan plant eats the little buggers

    2. Re:His one scene. by BigDukeSix · · Score: 1

      Fine. As long as he's not singing. Ick.

    3. Re:His one scene. by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      yell at kids walking on his lava flow?

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    4. Re:His one scene. by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      more likely it will be a .....remember way back when....

  3. The need for money outweighs the need for dignity by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my heart, I hope this movie doesn't suck...

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  4. Bringing out my inner nerd... by lantastik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am really looking forward to this flick. J.J. Abrams pretty much has the midas touch when it comes to producing and directing on television. Love it or hate it, Lost and Alias is/was huge successes. Let's see if he can carry that over to this film.

    1. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by exley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because something is "successful" doesn't mean it's good.

    2. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by shinma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And sometimes, just sometimes, something can be successful BECAUSE it's good.

      I wish it wasn't cool to be a curmudgeon.

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    3. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by UrinalFresh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      don't forget Felicity and Mission: Impossible III! Those were brilliant productions as well!

    4. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by Sunburnt · · Score: 0, Troll

      And sometimes, just sometimes, something can be successful BECAUSE it's good.
      That's true, but it doesn't hold for the instances highlighted (Lost and Alias, although your mileage may vary), so I don't get the relevance of your comment.

      I wish it wasn't cool to be a curmudgeon.

      How is it curmudgeonly to point out a truism of art? (See: Art History, Roman Theater through Carrot Top.) Or is the meaning of "curmudgeon" in the 21st century "someone who doesn't share my tastes in pop culture, and must therefore be a sourpuss about said culture in general?"

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    5. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by Myopic · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish it wasn't cool to be a curmudgeon.

      Oh yeah? Well I wish it *weren't* cool to misuse the subjunctive mood.

    6. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by profplump · · Score: 1

      Not on TV.

    7. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by lantastik · · Score: 1

      If the film has a decent box office, Hollywood will be more willing to continue putting money in to the series. J.J. Abrams being attached to the project at this point is a very good thing for the film's budget and box office potential. I am not sure about Felicity, but MI:III made a boatload of cash so I am sure they could make another one if they wanted to...no matter how bad the reviews were.

    8. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by E++99 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And sometimes, just sometimes, something can be successful BECAUSE it's good.

      That's true, but it doesn't hold for the instances highlighted (Lost and Alias, although your mileage may vary), so I don't get the relevance of your comment. ...
      Or is the meaning of "curmudgeon" in the 21st century "someone who doesn't share my tastes in pop culture, and must therefore be a sourpuss about said culture in general?"

      What??? Maybe most statements about art are matters of opinion, but Lost is mathematically provable to be the best TV show in history:
      1. The first season, and possibly the entire series, revolves round an integer sequence (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 -- and possibly 108). I say, again, the show revolves around an integer series.
      2. There's a monster that's apparently made out of smoke, but sounds mechanical, that smashes people against trees, and possibly scans people's brains.
      3. There are vintage computers hidden in underground chambers, and instruction films narrated by a guy with a missing hand to instruct you on how to use them.
      4. Many of the characters are meaningfully named after philosophers (John Locke, [Danielle] Rousseau, and [Desmond] David Hume).
      5. It's full of references to great literature, and models its story and themes on numerous great works. If you notice what books characters are reading, or especially the books they actually mention, you can see parallels that reinforce, or perhaps inspire, the themes of the story.
      6. The characters are amazing, with the diversity of personality and outlook that you would expect from a random cross section of people thrown together. It draws its inspiration for this from Steven King's The Stand. Cinematography and acting are likewise amazing.
      7. They sailed past the remains of an ancient giant statue. Only the foot remained, but the foot only had four toes.
      8. Corpses have a way of disappearing, and then seeming to appear to people as if alive. Disembodied voices are sometimes heard in the jungle.
      9. For unknown reasons, it is nearly impossible to find the island without an island-based beacon to follow. Similarly, sailing away from the island in an arbitrary fixed direction, seems to bring you back full circle. While magnetic anomalies are established to be present, fans tend to suspect relativistic disturbances to be involved.
      10. A dude unintentionally traveled back in time in his own consciousness as a result of imploding the hatch that covered the geological electromagnetic anomaly (which for some reason turned the sky purple). An antarctic research team was apparently waiting for this electromagnetic disturbance, and detected it; they turned out to be sent there by said dude's girl, who he's desperately trying to return to (whose name is Penelope, a la The Odyssey).
      11. It's chock full 'o hot babes.

      Q.E.D.
    9. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by brassman · · Score: 1
      I keep misreading J.J. Abrams as J.J. Adams, for some reason....

      As in Capt. J.J. Adams of the C57D, here to rescue the survivors of the Bellerophon. Now that was some sci-fi movie making!

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    10. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      This is a bit off-topic, but I still find it so strange (and perhaps somehow so American?) that we use the phrase "has the midas touch" as if that is a good thing. The touch of King Midas was a curse, brought about by his shortsighted greed. It's funny that people would hear that story and its tragic outcome and then say, "so, everything turned to gold then? Awesome!!!!" It's kind of like RTFMyth on a national scale.

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    11. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The first season, and possibly the entire series, revolves round an integer sequence (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 -- and possibly 108). I say, again, the show revolves around an integer series.

      No, you had it right the first time. It's a sequence, not a series. A series is the sum of a sequence--in this case 108, or possibly 216. Of course, finite series are not very interesting because they have boring sums like 108 or 216.

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    12. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Maybe most statements about art are matters of opinion, but Lost is mathematically provable to be the best TV show in history...(proof follows)

      Since you were modded funny, I hope I'm not missing the joke here. But you sure sounded sincere.

      Lost is a fascinating TV series. I was on board for a long time, but after a while I thought the writers could not reasonably sew up all the disparate elements they were throwing out. I think 1 of 3 things will happen to the story as the series winds down (assuming it comes to an actual conclusion, not a sudden cancellation):

      1. The writers will tie up a few large plot points, but leave a myriad of details unexplained. The writers will tell fans that stories don't necessarily result in perfect closure. This will result in the fans giving the show producers a "pitchfork party."
      2. The writers will tie everything up in a Grand Unified Theory of Lost, but it will be boring and it will suck.
      3. The writers will tie everything up in a Grand Unified Theory of Lost and it will be the grandest example of story craft on TV in years (highly unlikely).

      The show has simply tossed out too much stuff to bring together in a satisfying resolution.

    13. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Lost is a fascinating TV series. I was on board for a long time, but after a while I thought the writers could not reasonably sew up all the disparate elements they were throwing out. I think 1 of 3 things will happen to the story as the series winds down (assuming it comes to an actual conclusion, not a sudden cancellation):

            1. The writers will tie up a few large plot points, but leave a myriad of details unexplained. The writers will tell fans that stories don't necessarily result in perfect closure. This will result in the fans giving the show producers a "pitchfork party."
            2. The writers will tie everything up in a Grand Unified Theory of Lost, but it will be boring and it will suck.
            3. The writers will tie everything up in a Grand Unified Theory of Lost and it will be the grandest example of story craft on TV in years (highly unlikely).

      The show has simply tossed out too much stuff to bring together in a satisfying resolution.

      I'm serious that I think it's the best TV show ever... not so much that I have proven it mathematically. The overarching story and world was worked out in the beginning by JJ Abrams and Damon Lindeloff (Damon is still closely involved with production, JJ isn't), they aren't winging it. We know it won't be cancelled or over extended, because a few months ago the producers and ABC reached a deal: Three more (shortened) seasons of 16 episodes each, and that's it. That's how much time they thought was right to tell the remainder of the story, and by doing it in more three seasons instead of two they can devote more time to each episode. (And they also thought the remainder of the story more naturally divided up into three parts.) The producers have talked a lot about how they've learned from the mistakes that shows like X-Files made (not being able to tie things up + going on too long) and Twin Peaks (revealing all the mystery too soon, and having nothing more to be about), and they're avoiding them. So I really think it will be #3, as unprecedented as it may be. Oh, I forgot one lemma from my proof:
          12. The official podcast, with exec producer and co-creator Damon Lindeloff and exec producer Carlton Cuse, is the funniest thing since sliced bread. Okay, bad mixed metaphor, but the archived podcast are linked here http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Portal:Official_Lost _Podcast
    14. Re:Bringing out my inner nerd... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Lost, maybe, although it's devolved a bit lately. Alias was horrible from the start, from the Schwarzenegger-like chiseled face of Jennifer Garner to the horribly stereotyped characters to the reject-from-a-soap-opera plot lines interspersed with "action" sequences, not to mention the whole "hey, let's give this guy another chance even though he just killed someone I love and tried to take over the world. Damn, he screwed us again! Hey, let's give him another chance. Damnit! Okay, one more chance. Son of a..."

  5. Quinto was 2nd choice by TrippTDF · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first was Gary Coleman.

    "Wha'chu livin' long and prospern' about, kirk?"

    1. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by conspirator57 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nothing good can come of this.

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    2. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by coren2000 · · Score: 1

      Actually Quinto was 3rd choice. Second was "the Rock"

      Can you smell what the Spock is cooking?

    3. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by chill · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      +5 Informative?

      Is it free crack day for moderators on Slashdot? Did I miss something?

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    4. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      +5 Informative?

      Come on guys... it's a joke!

      That said, I can see Quinto doing a great job with the character. He's fantastic on Heroes (as is most of the cast, come to think of it...).

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    5. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      +5 Informative? Is it free crack day for moderators on Slashdot? Did I miss something?
      Yeah: the past five years of Slashdot, I'm afraid.
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    6. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He's got a pocket full of pressed milk curd and a garden full of arborous flora.

    7. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by scopius · · Score: 2, Funny

      My first choice was Ben Affleck, with Matt Damon as Capt. Kirk, Jay as Bones, and Silent Bob as Chekov. Hopefully they will let Kevin Smith make a Star Trek movie soon so that I can see this before I die.

    8. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      Star Trek: Chasing Khan

      Directed by Kevin Smith

      "You were ***ing on my command chair." (Reiterating from prior post above) "Nothing good can come of this."

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    9. Re:Quinto was 2nd choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "+5 Informative?
      Is it free crack day for moderators on Slashdot? Did I miss something?"

      Hey clueless I will give a cluebyfour here.
      Modding somone up as funny gives them nothing for karma. So some mods like to give them a point boost.
      No one thought it was informative (And if you had the brains to look for your self. He got two mods informative and 4 for funney.

      Do try to keep up J.R. mmmkay?

  6. Seriously by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 0, Funny
    Kirk: What's that smell?

    Spock: That smell is eminating from my adult diaper into which I've recently and uncontrollably evacuated my bowels.

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    1. Re:Seriously by grub · · Score: 0, Troll

      Troll? Man I wish I had mod points, I laughed when I read it.

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    2. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Troll

    3. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Purifyyourmind Is that you? Did you poop your pants again?

  7. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ain't gonna happen. It's Star-trek college days.

    It's gonna be animal house meet's star trek and it's gonna end with an interglactic kegger.

    Basically lots of green bare breasts, Spock will discover his date is really only 14, and Kirk will be screaming for a road trip while they talk scotty into letting them use his brothers shuttlecraft.

    It will all come together at the end when the group crashes the awards ceremony in the "death shuttle" with Kirk dressed as a pirate, sulu in buttless chaps hitting on all the men, and the ceremony ending in disaster.

  8. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    Re. your title:

    Welcome to the real world.

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  9. What about Scotty? by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm certainly hoping he does not get replaced by Welshie.

    1. Re:What about Scotty? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      At least Welshie can yodel.

    2. Re:What about Scotty? by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

      I'm still holding out for Custodian Willie to get tapped for the role.

    3. Re:What about Scotty? by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      Oh God, not the yodelling!

  10. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

    In my heart, I hope this movie doesn't suck...

    Highly illogical. Star Trek has been headed by Rick Berman since the latter years of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In that time, Berman did everything possible to destroy the show. Logic dictates that a producer will actual talent could not perform worse than Berman.

    Of further note, well-known scifi producer J. Michael Straczynski pitched a similar "reboot" of the Star Trek mythos, suggesting that a good portion of talented scifi producers are of the same line of thought: Berman has done irreparable damage to the franchise already.

    Bones: "I don't see any pointy ears on your head boy, but you sound like a Vulcan!"
  11. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's been Shatner's motto for decades.

  12. The Search for Spock's Depends by Leroy+Brown · · Score: 1

    Will this be taking place from a nursing home, with Spock reminiscing about his earlier years?

    It wouldn't be very logical of him, but he is half human.

    1. Re:The Search for Spock's Depends by Whyte+Panther · · Score: 1

      So you think they're going Young Indiana Jones Chronicles with this one?

    2. Re:The Search for Spock's Depends by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      More like Bubba Ho Tep . . .

  13. Nimoy had better watch out by shrubya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quinto will come to the inescapably logical conclusion that the best way to enact his part with a truly Nimoy-esque Spock character is to go psycho hack saw on Nimoy and EAT HIS BRAIN.

    <homer> Mmm, brains... </homer>

    1. Re:Nimoy had better watch out by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Brain and brain! What is brain?!?

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    2. Re:Nimoy had better watch out by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      It is Controller, yes?

      ah.clem

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    3. Re:Nimoy had better watch out by Number6.2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A Mind Meld would be much more logical...

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    4. Re:Nimoy had better watch out by popejeremy · · Score: 1

      Brain and brain! What is brain?!

    5. Re:Nimoy had better watch out by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      the best way to enact his part with a truly Nimoy-esque Spock character is to go psycho hack saw on Nimoy and EAT HIS BRAIN.

      Episodes where Spock loses his brain tend not to work out too well.

  14. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Of course it will suck. It's "Teenage Starfleet Cadets". Maybe they won't have exploding toilet seats, but I'm not even that hopeful.

    I know they're hoping this can resurrect the franchise, but it was a moronic idea when it was first floated in the early 90s, and it's still a moronic idea.

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  15. So, What's It Gonna Be? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If young Kirk/Spock and old Kirk/Spock are in it, this movie will either be about flashbacks or time travel.

    AND, we all know which is more likely...

    1. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by dctoastman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Flashbacks of time traveling. :D

    2. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      The fact that it's going to be called "Star Trek, the Assisted Living Years" is also a big clue. Nurse! NUUUUURSE!!!

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    3. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but "In Living Color" already made that movie.

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    4. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Flashbacks are just a result of having a little too much LDS in college.

    5. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The Flashbacks are just a result of having a little too much LDS in college."

      Wait...Kirk and Spock were interplanetary Mormon missionaries?!?

      Please, no more movie spoilers!

    6. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      While it's not exactly assisted living, the Simpsons Star Trek XII: So Very Tired clip is still funny.

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    7. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      Kirk and Spock went to BYU?

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    8. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Battlestar Galactica. /pencils down

    9. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      If young Kirk/Spock and old Kirk/Spock are in it, this movie will either be about flashbacks or time travel.

      AND, we all know which is more likely...

      Although, this is J.J. Abrams, whose show "Lost" is based around flashbacks... although the previous season's finale was a psyche-out make-you-think-it's-a-flashback flashfoward. Although there was time travel in one episode, but it was strictly a time travel of consciousness, no time machines involved.
    10. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Ah, those were the good old days! Go again?

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    11. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by FernandoBR · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'll do time travel to the flashbacks.

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    12. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And this is JJ Abrams of Heroes, where there's a bunch of physical time travel and prophesy, and this is JJ Abrams of Alias, where there's no actual time travel but a bunch of prophesies, and this is JJ Abrams of Felicity, where there's consciousness time travel.

      Stating which is more likely in a JJ Abrams production seems rather a crapshot. Although guessing it will include some sort of 'the future altering the past' seems rather easy.

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    13. Re:So, What's It Gonna Be? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Is that something that happens in Utah?

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  16. Well, if you're trying to keep your "nerdness"... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    ...on the "down low", you certainly couldn't have picked a better forum.

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  17. Let it Die Already by Goofy73 · · Score: 1

    I love the old Star Trek's and a few of the movies. But the series of remakes and the later movies, IMHO, have been bad at best.

    Before they are done with their remakes Spock will be rolling out in Christopher Pike's wheelchair. Now wouldn't that be exciting.

    1. Re:Let it Die Already by Satan+Dumpling · · Score: 1

      Greatest Futurama episode ever :)

    2. Re:Let it Die Already by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I love the old Star Trek's and a few of the movies. But the series of remakes and the later movies, IMHO, have been bad at best.
      I agree, although I do think that ST:NG, after the first really awful season, did put out some interesting episodes. The big story arc in DS9 was also pretty good, though it brought Star Trek awfully close to being a soap opera. Of course, once they got into Voyager and Enterprise, it was a soap opera.

      The movies are an extremely mixed bag. The Motion Picture actually is pretty impressive now, and I think now that three decades have passed since the troubled production began, it stands up fairly well. Wrath of Khan was brilliant as an action flick, but after that I think things took a bit of a nose-dive.
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    3. Re:Let it Die Already by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      The original trek was a cheese-fest just above the level of Dr. Who (though given the time is was produced, some of that was inherent in the format. I did watch the show.) I liked ST:NG fairly well, about in proportion to how well they kept that annoying kid out of the episodes; can't remember his name anymore, must have blocked it for the pain... Crusher's son, anyway. Enterprise, as far as I am concerned, was by far the best of the bunch. That doesn't seem to be the consensus here, but still, that's my take. I'm not saying it was perfect, not by a long shot, but it was better than any of the other series. IMHO. Better story lines, better humor, a lot more interesting and visible interactions with other species, and of course lots of eye candy, both CGI and female. I found the captain to be pretty wooden, but the other characters made up for a lot of that, at least for me.

      [50+ year-old synapses fire belatedly] Wesley Crusher, that was his name. Man, was that child ever annoying. Just another example of the awful things that can happen when people forget their birth control.

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    4. Re:Let it Die Already by theskunkmonkey · · Score: 1

      That wheelchair always bothered me. They have all that uber cool technology; transporters, phasers, space travel, and the best they can do for this guy is hook up a light that blinks once for yes and twice for no?

      Skunky

    5. Re:Let it Die Already by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      [50+ year-old synapses fire belatedly] Wesley Crusher, that was his name. Man, was that child ever annoying. Just another example of the awful things that can happen when people forget their birth control.

      I was half-expecting you to say "Get off my lawn" after that statement =)
    6. Re:Let it Die Already by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      The problem with Wesley was Gene Roddenberry. You put children in any ST episode that Roddenberry writes, directs, or produces, it will suck.

    7. Re:Let it Die Already by jdigriz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, but notice the complete lack of other things the Federation had: Genetic Engineering -- Due to the Eugenics Wars, Khan Noonian Singh, ooh, scary Utility Robots -- Not one blinking robot walking around TOS Enterprise, why? Afraid of a Cylon revolt? Androids- Apparently only Dr. Noonian Soong and his progeny could build humanoid robots in the Federation (not counting all the hot androids we saw on alien worlds in TOS) Mind-Machine-Interface-- Spock's Brain and Reginald Barclay were flukes!!! The Borg can do it, why not the Feds? Strong AI-- Dr. Moriarity on the Holodeck was a fluke! They had to have a trial to even determine if Data was considered a person. Real Nanotech- Replicator technology kinda subsumed this one. When Intelligent Nanites took over the Enterprise-D it was, say it with me, A fluke! Not to mention a surprise. Cloning -- Sure, there are clone societies on strange new alien worlds, but in the Federation itself? Fuhggedaboutit! Mind duplication, transferrance and storage-- Yes, alien cultures can do it, Data's grandfather could do it, but the Feds? Nah. Money -- Ferengi have to trade using strips of latinum. Talk about hard currency. Massive Interplanetary Engineering-- Ringworlds, Dyson Spheres, Space Elevators. Admittedly a space elevator is obsolete assuming sufficiently large and powerful transporters, but when the Enterprise-D discovered the Dyson Sphere they were like "This thing has substantially more land area than all the worlds of the Federation put together" and then, because the star inside gave off powerful flares, they abandoned it! This from the culture which had metaphasic shielding which enabled them to hang out in the photosphere of a star. Conclusion: The Federation consisted of Interstellar luddites too afraid of the implications of their technology to do cool extropian things. So poor Chris Pike was stuck in his wheelchair beeping away instead of being transplanted into a cloned or android body, or at least being mentally transported into an awesome VR world and communicating in RL as an avatar.

    8. Re:Let it Die Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't realize that "wesley" actually visits slashdot do you? I'm sure his clever nick name fooled you completely.

    9. Re:Let it Die Already by cliffski · · Score: 1

      They should get Iain M Banks to write star trek. He has all such contradictions worked out. His space explorers don't use primitive 'phasers' but AI-laden self aware miniature floating weapons platforms that can shoot round corners.

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    10. Re:Let it Die Already by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1
      I agree with you about Enterprise. I find it to be most watchable of the series. We get to see the genesis of the Prime Directive, lots of exploration - and, as you mentioned, eye candy. Oh, and if you look closely at their computer terminals it looks quite a bit like they're running Linux!

      I was really disappointed that it was canceled just before we got to see the Romulan war... Maybe they'll make that into a movie for number 12.

      MightyMartian, I wonder if you'd tell us why you hate Enterprise so much. You've repeated it many times in this discussion, but haven't explained what it was that you didn't like. I'm curious.

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    11. Re:Let it Die Already by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      yeah, yeah, get off my lawn already! [trips over walker]

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    12. Re:Let it Die Already by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but you know what they did have? Carriage returns.

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    13. Re:Let it Die Already by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Enterprise, as far as I am concerned, was by far the best of the bunch. That doesn't seem to be the consensus here, but still, that's my take. I'm not saying it was perfect, not by a long shot, but it was better than any of the other series.


      Enterprise, like any new series, was a bit rocky, but seemed at the outset to have the potential to become the best. The temporal cold war running plot was, to me, an early sign of trouble (time travel having too big of a footprint on the series makes it hard to hold together—a great writer might be able to do it), and then the whole radical shift of tone to deal with the destruction of the Earth really, to me, was the end.

      `
    14. Re:Let it Die Already by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      then the whole radical shift of tone to deal with the destruction of the Earth really, to me, was the end.

      ...and to me, it was "that naive clown will finally start acting like a captain now..." Plus I totally get off on the weirdness between Trip and T'pal; that was the best, and the most fun, romantic, on-again/off-again theme I've ever seen in a television series. Though a southern-fried boy with dialect issues isn't exactly my idea of "manly goodness", they still pulled it off. So to speak.

      Another thing that was cool is Enterprise is showing on satellite in high definition; I've got a radical HDTV setup, and watching Enterprise on it is just plain fun.

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    15. Re:Let it Die Already by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I used carriage returns. Apparently I should have used paragraph tags. Oh well, I'll preview in the futue.

    16. Re:Let it Die Already by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Money -- Ferengi have to trade using strips of latinum. Talk about hard currency.

      Having paper or electronic currency means having some faith in its value and the issuing system, it was hardly without doubts when we abandoned the gold standard. With such notorious unreliabilty as the Ferengi have, I'd want solid valuables too. One of the more realistic aspects IMO.

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  18. I can only say this: by fyrie · · Score: 1

    of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.

    1. Re:I can only say this: by kidcharles · · Score: 1

      of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human. Jeebus I'm a Trek geek. I read that, remembered the scene, and started to tear up. I must have Bendii syndrome, yeah, that's the ticket.
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    2. Re:I can only say this: by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...[... ... ... ...] human.

      There, fixed that for you. It is Shatner, after all.

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  19. wondering by Quadraginta · · Score: 0

    Is Berman the one who turned it into a show for girls and SNAGs?

    1. Re:wondering by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Depends. If you think that Darmok and/or Inner Light were great Star Trek episodes, then yes. Berman is to be held responsible (Especially for such atrocities as, "I can remember being in the womb. Really!") If you think that Picard was a wuss and wasn't fit to command, then you're just an elitist Original Series snob. :-P

    2. Re:wondering by Ucklak · · Score: 0

      Picars wasn't a wuss. It's that Troi was only fitting for eye candy, LeForge was useless but likable, the whole ensemble would have run in fear of the Mugato and the Horta.
      TNG didn't get watchable until the Borg showed up and NONE of the TNG cast can hold a candle to the screen presence of Shatner.

      I'd have Kirk watch my back any day.

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    3. Re:wondering by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      I don't know... I think Brent Spiner (Data) had some screen presence. Probably not as much as Shatner, but it was definitely there.

      Which is probably why the later seasons had a lot of Data episodes.

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    4. Re:wondering by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is probably why the later seasons had a lot of Data episodes.

      It probably had more to do with having a lazy-writer-saving super-smart super-strong character laying around.

      WRITER #1: Fuck, I am officially out of ideas.
      WRITER #2: Easy. Shit happens, Data figures a way out with his super-brain.
      WRITER #1: Naw, we did that last week, remember?
      WRITER #2: Ok then. Shit happens, and Data saves the day because he's super-strong.
      WRITER #1: Excellent! Let's go get some hookers and blow!

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    5. Re:wondering by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      How many episodes into STNG did Picard surrender the Enterprise? Stopped watching after that one.

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    6. Re:wondering by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      that would explain the constant references to beetle snuff in DS9

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    7. Re:wondering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair most of those weren't writers ideas but influence of Picard's frenchness chanelled by Stewart's l33t acting skillz.

    8. Re:wondering by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      How many episodes into STNG did Picard surrender the Enterprise? Stopped watching after that one.

      The first one. Bout 20 minutes in, IIRC.

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    9. Re:wondering by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      ...and Sulu watching your ass?

      Just poking - he's adorable : )

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    10. Re:wondering by Enahs · · Score: 1

      Totally. A lot of people claim that Stewart was the best actor on the show; I think it was Spiner. How many other actors could have made Data seem like anything OTHER than mere comic relief, or unintentionally funny?

      The man has a gift for comedy, and by that token a gift for keeping things from being comedy when it needed to be serious, which translated well to Data.

      If it hadn't been for Data, the show would have been pointless and boring. Leave the Captain in his lounge with his Shakespeare and his fish and hot Earl Grey. Data's the guy processing Vivaldi's Four Seasons while recreating Mondrian art!

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    11. Re:wondering by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      If you think that Picard was a wuss and wasn't fit to command, then you're just an elitist Original Series snob. :-P

      Oh, Picard was fit to command alright...fit to command a purely diplomatic vessel. Any armed conflict between the Enterprise and some Romulans/Klingons/whomever would go like this:

      1) enemy ship starts firing on the Enterprise
      2) Picard: "open a hailing channel"
      3) enemy ship continues firing on the Enterprise
      4) Picard orders a couple pot shots at the enemy's weapon systems, after taking 20+ hits
      5) enemy ship continues to beat the shit out of the Enterprise
      6) Picard finds a diplomatic solution just before his ship gets blown up

      The only time the man ever showed any balls was when he was fighting the Borg in First Contact.

  20. Prequels suck by prakslash · · Score: 1
    The fact that JJ Abrams is involved is good. I have enjoyed the 'Lost' tv show.

    But, the fact that this ST is going to be prequel is bad.

    Other than 'The Godfather', I can't think of one prequel that was good. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a movie version of Animal House set in the future.

    1. Re:Prequels suck by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I think the real problem with prequels is the tendency to make established characters important. The problem with this is that the first time we saw the characters doing exciting things it was a transition for them, from being run-of-the-mill individuals to being exciting.

      Even JMS fell into this trap with In the Beginning. He needed Sheridan to destroy the Black Star, but he didn't need him to meet Delen. He especially didn't need him to go on a mission with Dr Franklin, because when they met later on Babylon 5 there was no sign of recognition.

      A prequel that exists to tell a story from a character's past is hard to do because you have to make sure you don't contradict established continuity. A prequel that exists to tell of an important event will usually work better with new characters, but it's always tempting to bring in the names all the fans know and love.

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    2. Re:Prequels suck by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      A prequel that exists to tell a story from a character's past is hard to do because you have to make sure you don't contradict established continuity. A prequel that exists to tell of an important event will usually work better with new characters, but it's always tempting to bring in the names all the fans know and love.
      Hence the stupidity of C3PO, R2D2 and Chewbacca in the Star Wars prequels.
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    3. Re:Prequels suck by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Hence the stupidity of C3PO, R2D2 and Chewbacca in the Star Wars prequels.

      C3PO I totally agree with. In Star Wars, he was just another droid, with no real connection to the resistance other than being owned by one of its members. By the end of Return of the Jedi, he was a full-fledged active participant, and friend of the other major characters. It takes something away from the character to make him go through the same transition in the past and then wipe his memory.

      Chewbacca is similar. There was nothing in the original to indicate he was ex-military, and he showed no mention of recognising the name 'Yoda.' His appearance didn't do much damage, but it was pointless.

      R2D2 was slightly different. In Star Wars, he claimed Obi Wan was a former owner of his, and so it would make sense for him to appear with Obi Wan in a prequel. His rôle in the prequel trilogy was far too large, however, unless you accept the argument that the whole six films are really his story.

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    4. Re:Prequels suck by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Let's be honest. The only reason they put them in the prequels is because they had warehouses full of their action figures. :-)

      I know there are some explanations, but in reality the characters played such insignificant parts in the prequels that they didn't really have to be there at all. Lucas has a real problem with pointless and outright annoying and pointless characters. The droids played an important part in Episodes IV to VI, but it was overstrung cameos for the prequels.

      Of course, these three characters being present is the least of the prequels' many flaws.

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    5. Re:Prequels suck by bckrispi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Chewbacca is similar. There was nothing in the original to indicate he was ex-military, and he showed no mention of recognising the name 'Yoda.' His appearance didn't do much damage, but it was pointless.
      Ehh? Chewbacca never heard the name 'Yoda' in the OT.

      C3PO I totally agree with. In Star Wars, he was just another droid, with no real connection to the resistance other than being owned by one of its members. By the end of Return of the Jedi, he was a full-fledged active participant, and friend of the other major characters. It takes something away from the character to make him go through the same transition in the past and then wipe his memory.

      R2D2 was slightly different. In Star Wars, he claimed Obi Wan was a former owner of his, and so it would make sense for him to appear with Obi Wan in a prequel. His rôle in the prequel trilogy was far too large, however, unless you accept the argument that the whole six films are really his story.
      Lucas has stated for almost two decades that the entire story was seen through the droids' eyes. They are, in effect, the only ones who know the entire story.
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    6. Re:Prequels suck by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      He especially didn't need him to go on a mission with Dr Franklin, because when they met later on Babylon 5 there was no sign of recognition. You also don't see them introduced to each other. Their first scene together has them act as if they already knew each other. JMS has actually commented on this fact.

      </nitpick>
    7. Re:Prequels suck by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The entire Star Wars saga was originally meant to be framed as C3P0's and R2D2's remembrances of the rebellion, as I recall. As such, they should be in each episode.

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    8. Re:Prequels suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucas has stated for almost two decades that the entire story was seen through the droids' eyes. They are, in effect, the only ones who know the entire story. A claim reinforced by the fact that the droids are a direct port of the two goofy peasants in the Kurosawa movie, "Hidden Fortress."
    9. Re:Prequels suck by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      I think The Good, The Bad and The Ugly was a prequel to Fistful of Dollars so there'd be a second good prequel (and bonus points for being the the entire movie.)

    10. Re:Prequels suck by David_W · · Score: 1

      Lucas has a real problem with pointless and outright annoying and pointless characters.

      Mesa has no idea what you talking about!

    11. Re:Prequels suck by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Roger Ebert has said repeatedly if it's not on the screen, then it didn't happen. Whatever intentions or post-hoc explanations Lucas comes up with, the fact is, watching what's inside the frame makes one wonder why these droids are there.

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    12. Re:Prequels suck by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      ...makes one wonder why these droids are there.
      These are not the droids.... ah, sorry, can't think of anything...
  21. It Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oops. sorry

  22. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

    In my heart, I hope this movie doesn't suck...

    Using a super advanced statistical technique I like to call "mod 2", I'm afraid it's a statistical certainty that Star Trek XI is going to suck. Sorry, try again with XII.

  23. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Highly illogical. Star Trek has been headed by Rick Berman since the latter years of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In that time, Berman did everything possible to destroy the show. Logic dictates that a producer will actual talent could not perform worse than Berman.
    Let's be fair here. Berman did a lot to get rid of the corny Roddenberryisms of ST:NG. The problem became evident when it was clear that he had nothing beyond what he had done for ST:NG, so just kept going down the same road, endlessly repeating the plot lines with ever-decreasing effectiveness. It was tolerable during the ST:DS9, mainly because the writing was reasonably good and the characters sufficiently interesting to hold our attention. He probably should have walked away, or been pushed out at that point, because Voyager was an absolute load of crap and Enterprise was just godawful.

    I still think it's too soon after the Enterprise debacle to be doing anything. I think a good decade ought to pass before anyone lights the fires again. Let some new talent in the door. But this idea in particular is just stupid. I know the underlying notion is to try to get old and new audiences to show up because it will have Kirk and Spock, but have it in their younger years, so as to be hip to the whole new scene, man...
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  24. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Sure, "odd-numbered-Star-Treks-suck" is a good rule of thumb, but that doesn't mean they uniformly suck. For example, The Search for Spock (3), in my opinion the best of the odd-numbered films, was better than Nemesis (10) even though Nemesis was even-numbered.

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  25. Not so sure Nimoy's playing Spock by olclops · · Score: 1

    There's a chance the writer of that article is confused. I read another write up of the same event that said Nimoy would be in the movie, but made no mention of his playing Spock again. I got the impression is would be more of a cameo role - a nod to the fans.

    1. Re:Not so sure Nimoy's playing Spock by toganet · · Score: 1

      I got the same impression -- though I think from a rumor site somewhere. My notion is that Nimoy would play another Vulcan, perhaps related to Spock? I'm not enough of a Trekkie to know whether Spock's grandfather was ever named or introduced, but that could make sense.

      Especially as they would need to explain why Nimoy and Shatner have aged at roughly the same rate, while Vulcans are supposed to age more slowly.

    2. Re:Not so sure Nimoy's playing Spock by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      So...young Spock was raised under the stairs, by a mean aunt and uncle, but one day got a message telling him he's been accepted to Star Fleet?

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  26. Re:Hooray? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody wake me up when they start making Firefly movies.

    Start? They've already stopped!
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  27. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by paitre · · Score: 1

    And yet, even the worst of the best is better than almost all of the worst.

    The rule still stands, despite the on oddity.

  28. This can only mean by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it is a time travel story! NOOOOooooooo.....
    Or spock is telling the story from the academy days.

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  29. Quinto looks like Nimoy? by amigabill · · Score: 3, Interesting

    An uncanny resemblance between Nimoy and the Sylar guy? I don't see it.

    1. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by Drachemorder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I didn't see it either. Although there's another guy on Heroes I thought looked like a Romulan. And then there was another one who looked an awful lot like Sulu. Then I realized ... he WAS Sulu. And his license plate said NCC-1701. Gotta love a show made by Trekkies.

    2. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

      They look NOTHING alike, at all. Maybe with enough special effects?

      .

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    3. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't want to cast too much or physical resemblance. You want to cast for the ability to carry the role off. The job of the director is to tell the story. I he tells the story well, you will believe.

      Even if the director isn't up to snuff, a good actor can still get inside your head and switch off the disbelief circuits.

      Ewan McGregor didn't a think like a young Alec Guinness, but the young Scotsman did a rather remarkable job of vocally channeling his ghost. Not exactly an impression mind you, but somehow you could hear in his performance an echo of Sir Alec saying things like "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

      We've reached a point of diminishing returns in CGI when it comes to adding credibility. It's up to direction and performances now to put a movie over the top. My favorite of the Harry Potter movies is Cuaron's Azkhaban. The big "magic" effect at the end was just a bright light. There was literally nothing they could have put up on the screen that by itself would convince you that Harry was doing awesome magic. But by treating magic with restraint through the movie, the director sold the finale.

      If this Quinto guy plays Spock in a way that is recognizably Spock, he'll be Spock.

      I wonder though.

      At the risk of sounding a bit of a lunatic, something about Nimoy's portrayal of Spock seems Jewish to me. The reticent Vulcan savant trying, not so much to fit in but coexist with the human majority reminded me of the Jewish scholar or physician in gentile society. So I looked up the other actor who played an Vulcan in an utterly credible Spock mold. Mark Lenard was also the son of immigrant Russian Jews. I can even convince myself, if I try, that there is a microscopic echo of Yiddish in Nimoy and Lenard's "Vulcan" accent.

      I'm not saying of course a gentile actor can't do it. Kirstie Alley was a credible Vulcan. I thought Tim Rus' Tuvok was one of the best parts of the spotty Voyager series. But it is a curious coincidence that the two actors identified with the most famous Vulcan characters are children of Russian Jews.

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    4. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by sesshomaru · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, Nimoy did rip off his Vulcan salute from some Jewish ceremony he spied on as a child. I remember seeing that on an interview with him. He said he was a child and he wasn't supposed to peek. Here it is from Wikipedia:

      The Vulcan peace sign (the Vulcan salute), employed by Spock, is a modification of the sign used by Kohens, the Jewish priestly class. Actor Leonard Nimoy devised this gesture and the accompanying greeting ("Live long and prosper," "Peace and long life") based on his own Jewish heritage. -- Spock
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    5. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Kirstie Alley was a credible Vulcan.

      Do Vulcans get fat? That would be one pissed off Vulcan.

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    6. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by Peet42 · · Score: 1

      There is a resemblance between Sylar and Nimoy as he is now but he looks nothing like Nimoy in the days of "The Cage".

    7. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by Peet42 · · Score: 1

      Drifting off-topic a little... Ewan McGregor did indeed do a sterling job in the first of the Star Wars prequels. But by the end of the third enough of his accent had crept back in to make it worth redubbing all of Alec Guinnes's dialogue with Sean Connery.

    8. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      I don't see it either: (Google Images). No one looks as freakish as Nimoy.

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    9. Re:Quinto looks like Nimoy? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      My favorite of the Harry Potter movies is Cuaron's Azkhaban. The big "magic" effect at the end was just a bright light. There was literally nothing they could have put up on the screen that by itself would convince you that Harry was doing awesome magic. But by treating magic with restraint through the movie, the director sold the finale.
      Didn't sell me. I found Azkaban boring, by far the worst of Potter movies. But then, I haven't liked anything Cuaron has done.

      I thought Tim Rus' Tuvok was one of the best parts of the spotty Voyager series.
      I'm with you there.
  30. Re:Hooray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you missed the Firefly movie that came out in '05.

    Perhaps you mean to say "when they start making more Firefly movies", in which case, amen, brother...

  31. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    In my heart, I hope this movie doesn't suck...

          It certainly won't have any "teeth" to it. Of course it will suck. Or eat shoup.

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  32. Let it die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are other creative venues to be explored. Let Star Trek die gracefully!

    Sadly, because we still retell the Odyssey and Iliad, I can see this going on ad infinitum.

  33. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hate to say it but I think Star Trek is a case of "Been done to death".
    I really liked DS9 because it was frankly so different from STNG. There are so many ways that they could have gone with new Star Trek shows that would have been interesting. What was it like to be a normal person at that time? What was happening on Earth? What would it be like to be a settler on a distant planet? Frankly in the original Star Trek Earth was portrayed as almost a Marxist eden where everybody could just sit around being fat dumb and happy while a few brave souls went out and explored the universe. I loved it as a kid but frankly as an adult I see how it could be very boring to live in a world like that.
    Oh well I think it is time for a new Space show. Why not one based on the works of Larry Niven?

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  34. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by jx100 · · Score: 1

    I believe the modified rule is:

    mod 2 = suck
    mod 5 = ultra-suck (think of star trek 5 and 10)

  35. Where *is* Spock these days? by fm6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The last time we heard from him, he was going underground on Romulus. No update since then. Like a lot of minor TNG, characters the writers just forgot about him.

    1. Re:Where *is* Spock these days? by kidcharles · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe we should search for him...

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    2. Re:Where *is* Spock these days? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Been there. Done that.

  36. Of course he was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you think that Picard was a wuss and wasn't fit to command, then you're just an elitist Original Series snob.

    How many green chicks did Picard bang? None.

    Hell, there was the one episode where the #2 in command was being hit on by the hot brunette, and he did nothing. Even Sulu would have been in there!

  37. Yes! by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1

    Does happy dance!

  38. Another Trek film? by GBC · · Score: 1

    Take it away, McCoy:

    It's worse than that, [it]'s dead, Jim.
    Dead, Jim.
    Dead, Jim.
    It's worse than that, [it]'s dead, Jim.
    Dead, Jim, Dead.

    1. Re:Another Trek film? by Goofy73 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's life, Jim, but not as we know
      Not as we know it,
      Not as we know it,
      It's life, Jim, but not as we know
      Not as we know it....

    2. Re:Another Trek film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's Klingons off the starboard bow
      Starboard bow
      Starboard bow
      There's Klingons off the starboard bow
      Starboard bow, Jim.

    3. Re:Another Trek film? by Revek · · Score: 1

      Now I can't get that stupid song out of my head.

    4. Re:Another Trek film? by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      It's from that hit broadway show, "Trekalot!"

    5. Re:Another Trek film? by Crizp · · Score: 1

      Ye cannae change the laws of physics
      Laws of physics
      Laws of physics
      Ye cannae change the laws of physics
      Laws of physics, Jim!

  39. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by hardburn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem became evident when it was clear that he had nothing beyond what he had done for ST:NG, so just kept going down the same road, endlessly repeating the plot lines with ever-decreasing effectiveness. It was tolerable during the ST:DS9, mainly because the writing was reasonably good and the characters sufficiently interesting to hold our attention.

    Both the late-TNG and DS9 have heavy influence from Ronald D. Moore (who now does Battlestar Galactica). Berman and Moore had a falling out during the first season of Voyager. The fact that Star Trek went steeply downhill just then can't be a coincidence.

    Personally, I think Moore's gritty style makes for good stories, but ones that aren't necessarily appropriate for the utopian vision of Star Trek. This is particularly evident in DS9's Dominion War arc, with episodes like The Siege of AR-558. OTOH, the same style works really well for BSG.

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  40. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Oh well I think it is time for a new Space show. Why not one based on the works of Larry Niven?
    A Ringworld movie would be verrrrrry kewl, but anything from the Known Space series would be pretty neat. I think Peerson's Puppeteers would be a kick-ass alien race.
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  41. Um... by pauk_11 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this only be news if he WASN'T the one playing Spock?

  42. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by ajs · · Score: 0

    Star Trek has been headed by Rick Berman since the latter years of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In that time, Berman did everything possible to destroy the show. Berman... Berman... oh! You mean the guy that isn't involved in this movie?! Yeah, take another look.
  43. Further proof! by east+coast · · Score: 1

    This only adds to the tons and tons of proof that Spock rocks!

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  44. Sulu, right by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should hire that old Asian dude from Heroes to play Sulu's dad

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    1. Re:Sulu, right by gjbivin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, there is a certain resemblance...

    2. Re:Sulu, right by GalionTheElf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is this some kind of joke I'm not getting? That is George Takei.

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    3. Re:Sulu, right by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is a certain resemblance...

      Indeed...

    4. Re:Sulu, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it. That's the joke. Why the parent is marked as insightful instead of funny, I don't know.

    5. Re:Sulu, right by tcc3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Overflow error on getJoke

    6. Re:Sulu, right by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Because you get no karma for funny; You do for insightful.

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  45. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by paganizer · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a movie I would pay good money to see.
    I'm a old school trekkie (I watched TOS when it came out, sure I was 7, but still), but if they are going to even ATTEMPT to find someone to play Kirk, it had better be as a farce or parody.

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  46. JJ Abrams plotlines... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a high probability that the movie will start somewhere in the middle, like most of the episodes of ALIAS and MI:III. A "cliffhanger" beginning...or something like that. Personally, I'm a little interested to see the monster film that Abrams is cooking up (trailer was just before Transformers...and the movie doesn't have a real name yet.)

    1. Re:JJ Abrams plotlines... by ajs · · Score: 1

      There's a high probability that the movie will start somewhere in the middle, like most of the episodes of ALIAS I think you can generalize that and be a bit more likely to be correct: Abrams likes to play with continuity, and tells stories out of order. Given that we already know of one character that's show at two very different ages, we can assume that he will be telling this one significantly out of order.

      I would not expect this sort of thing:

      EXTERIOR: Enterprise. We SEE the ship leaving a space station. We HEAR the VOICE OVER:

      Kirk: Captain's Log. Stardate...

      There is a tremendous EXPLOSION. The ship is blown apart. TEXT appears at the bottom of the screen as we FADE TO BLACK:

      "Six months earlier..."
      Instead, I would expect slightly subtler re-ordering of events, possibly narrated by older Spock to different people or something of the sort.
    2. Re:JJ Abrams plotlines... by lazyforker · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's codenamed "Cloverfield" or "1-18-08". Official trailer is at:
      http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

  47. That's a shame by niceone · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a shame, because he's been wanting to play Kirk for quite a while now.

    1. Re:That's a shame by Synonymous+Dastard · · Score: 1

      I am not sure, I heard his next autobiography will be named "I am not Kirk either".

  48. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by BunnyClaws · · Score: 1

    In my heart, I too hope it will not suck. The reason being, I will end up watching it whether it sucks or not. I am still in therapy for having watched "Nemesis." This will be an odd numbered movie so it should suck in theory. However, "Nemesis" was the worst Star Trek movie I have ever seen so things can only go up from here.

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  49. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Sandbags · · Score: 1

    So if this movie includes "young Spock" does this mean it takes place or at least flashes back to Captain Pike's time, or even the first Enterprise (though Spock didn't serve on that ship in any story I read). The founding of the Federation would make a good story, lots of characters and political views of the world, but few ships and an young federation means not much space battle, so they wouldn't be able to waste too much on special effects and can actually write a good story for once.

    Personally, I'm looking more forward to Babylon 5's upcoming flick than this, but we'll give it a shot anyway.

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  50. Re:Hooray? by paganizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely you are not saying this is a good thing?
    Firefly with Whedon is the closest thing to a spiritual heir to TOS that I've seen.

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  51. Dude by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Vulcan Nerve Pinch, say hello to Vulcan Craniotomy and Vulcan Encephaloextraction

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  52. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The utopian notions of Star Trek were dumped after ST:NG. There may have been a bit of lip-service paid to it, but by the time of Star Trek: Insurrection, the Federation as the goody-goody government had been ripped out of the plot line. In fact, I view that entire film as something of a requiem to the last vestiges of Gene Roddenberry's vision.

    Still, that might very well have been something that a new batch of writers could have worked with. The sketchy idea of Riker commanding a starship that has mutined against Star Fleet as the Federation plunges into some sort of vague, self-serving dictatorship or even civil war might have been very interesting. You could have kept the Roddenberry-esque ideals alive, kept a good chunk of the longest-running and arguably most popular Star Trek cast (I'm a huge TOS fan, but still, the fact is that more people probably identify with the NG cast now), had plenty of opportunities for battles, espionage, idealism and even exploration. I know we would have had to do without Spiner's Data, but I really do think the character had totally run out of steam anyways.

    Hell, barring that, I think there was a damn good argument for going with a movie with Captain Sulu. His all-too-brief glimpses in the Undiscovered Country make me think that at least a good action movie could have been found in there.

    So many missed opportunities while Berman was permitted to rotate tired time travel and Borg storylines until even many diehard fans just said "fuck it" and turned to more interest fare. The movies became repetitive and dull (just look at the last couple of movies to see how even the actors had clearly lost any enthusiasm, it was clearly "we're doing it for the money" situation). I think everyone knew the franchise was going down the tubes, and wanted to milk it for whatever was left.

    I dunno, maybe the movie will be really great, and won't be some sort of Animal House in Space like so many of us think it's going to be. It's difficult to judge something that isn't even in any kind of meaningful production yet. Still, there's many reasons to figure it will be a disaster, and damn few reasons to think it will revitalize what was once the most successful franchise out there.

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  53. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Stele · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bare breasts, AND they're green? SIGN ME UP!

  54. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    I know. They fired his ass. Isn't it great? :D

  55. Re:Hooray? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Well, there is an infinitesimal chance that another Firefly will be made. If I remember correctly, the deal left the option open for 2 more movies, -IF- the studio thought they would be viable. Yeah, I know, I know. At least it went out with a heckuva movie.

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  56. New autobiography... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  57. BRAINS.... by JJRRutgers · · Score: 1

    Young McCoy: Spock, just what is on your Vulcan mind?
    Young Spock: Murder.

  58. Photo of one Zach Quinto - yes, very Nimoy-like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Photo of one Zach Quinto - yes, very Nimoy-like by Megane · · Score: 2, Informative

      Better picture here: http://trekmovie.com/2007/07/18/quinto-relishing-t he-spock-rumors/

      I presume it's a photoshop, but it gives you a good idea)

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    2. Re:Photo of one Zach Quinto - yes, very Nimoy-like by AmiAthena · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ooh, he's cute! Kind of looks like the love child of Leonard Nimoy and Tom Cruise. Interesting.

    3. Re:Photo of one Zach Quinto - yes, very Nimoy-like by ed.mps · · Score: 1

      slashdotted link.

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  59. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by hardburn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The writers still gave some support to the Federation Utopia in Enterprise, with Cogenitor. They meet an alien species, and instead of charging weapons, they become friends and work together in exploring a nearby star. The episode would have worked without any conflict at all.

    Unfortunately, Trip had to do something stupid (why is the dumbest man on the ship also the chief engineer?) and cause a bunch of problems. Throw those bits out and you'll have a wonderful episode that brings back a sense of wonder to space exploration.

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  60. Really? by east+coast · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Do you really think they look so much the same?

    I'm sure it will be more impressive once Hollywood get's their claws... er, hands on him.

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  61. Pass Out the Romulan Ale by deweycheetham · · Score: 0

    Hope he gets his own ship...

  62. Re:Hooray? by morari · · Score: 1

    Start? They've already stopped! Thankfully. Now let's just hope that Star Trek dies as well before it's ran any further into the ground. I mean, come on, J.J. Abrams! How much lower than Deep Space Nine can the franchise go?
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  63. Whither Insurrection? by brouski · · Score: 1

    I often hear how many consider the tenth movie, Nemesis, the worst of the Star Trek films. I've determined that this is because the ninth movie, Insurrection, was in fact so horrible and vapid that it was excised from the collective consciousness.

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    1. Re:Whither Insurrection? by BunnyClaws · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. I forgot how bad Insurrection was as a movie. It was like a really long TNG episode but a really bad one.

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    2. Re:Whither Insurrection? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      You know, I liked Nemesis so much that I went and purchased the VHS version. Go back after a while and watch it again. Tom Hardy OWNED the Picard-clone role. (So much so, that he should arguably be used if they ever show a younger Picard again.)

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  64. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    Berman wasn't perfect but if Roddenberry had continued at the helm, STNG would have died in 2 or 3 seasons. It was mostly crap until "Yesterday's Enterprise".

  65. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    I don't know. Star Trek the Motion Picture was very long and very boring. Nemesis at least had some plot. The funny thing about STTMP is that they "fixed" it later by adding more scenes, thus making it even longer and even more boring.

  66. Mission Impossible 3? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Mission Impossible 3.

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  67. Nimoy might really be Vulcan... by RudeIota · · Score: 0

    No kiddings guys... I think Leonard Nimoy might really be Vulcan...

    It's the only logical explanation for being around for 150 years.

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  68. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I think Enterprise was a failed attempt to get Roddenberry's vision back up and running. That's the whole point behind the prequel series. Rather than have another series or movie that showed the Federation falling ever more short of Roddenberry's basic ideas, they thought they could get some mileage out of showing how that vision came into play.

    It probably would have worked, too, if they hadn't started sprinkling crap like the Borg, time travel and dumb-looking-like-last-week's-alien aliens into the mix. Their messed-up view of the Vulcans, seriously compromising the canon, was also disasterous.

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  69. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Personally, I think Moore's gritty style makes for good stories, but ones that aren't necessarily appropriate for the utopian vision of Star Trek. This is particularly evident in DS9's Dominion War arc, with episodes like The Siege of AR-558. OTOH, the same style works really well for BSG.
    I honestly thought the Dominion War arc made the Federation seem much more real. It was such a vague and idealized entity in TOS and NG that I can well appreciate the view that those series could have been propaganda meant to show the Federation as an enlightened state, while DS9 was how the Federation really was (in short, a reasonably well-intentioned but hardly angelic government that didn't just have phasers to attack giant space amoeabas).

    I know Roddenberry really hated the direction that Star Trek took once he had lost all meaningful control, but if you look at what he did have involvement in; ST:TOS in particular, you see that he had no problem displaying wars and violence, he simply made the Klingons, Romulans and other baddies the proxies, and always showed the Federation as *reacting* to them, or at least pre-emptively trying to get in their way.

    Roddenberry's ideas were noble, but hardly realistic. I think any government with a technologically advanced and well equipped military will always take part in adventurism. They were sending out diplomats on the Five Year Mission, they were sending out a heavily-armed interstellar vessel crewed and commanded by the military. This seems more like the "peaceful" exploration of guys like Admiral Perry.
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  70. Why is this news? by houghi · · Score: 1

    It would be news if it would have said: Leonard Nimoy to Play Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the next Star Wars musical.

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  71. Re:Hooray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Voyager.

  72. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    I agree but Ring World is pretty far into Known Space. I was thinking the time before the Kzin wars for a start. There would be very little "space" travel in it. How about one about "We made it".

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  73. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by raehl · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's been Shatner's motto for decades.

    Not quite.

    The ... need ... for ... money ... outweighs .. the ... need ... for ... dignity!

    There you go. It's not true Shatner unless it's overacted.

  74. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by saboola · · Score: 1

    (Young Spock looks at the old Andorian in his Frat)

    "It's my boy blue!"

  75. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    I do think you are being a little jaded.
    I can see sending out armed space craft since other races where less then friendly at times. Defending yourself is normal.

    I look at DS9 as showing the Federation as for lack of a better term human.
    It is hard to keep your ideals when your very survival is threatened. It is harder still to keep your ideals when your survival is threatened by those that don't share your ideals to start with.

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  76. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their messed-up view of the Vulcans, seriously compromising the canon, was also disasterous
    So true. T'Pol compromised my cannon every week.

    Oh, you said canon. I take that back, then.
  77. what is sadder? by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Members of a rock band from the 60's or 70's playing country fairs or in Branson or a aging actor replaying a role he did 40 years ago on a cheesy TV show.

    1. Re:what is sadder? by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      What is sadder? Members of a rock band from the 60's or 70's playing country fairs or in Branson or a aging actor replaying a role he did 40 years ago on a cheesy TV show.

      Hey now, Leonard Nimoy has played more State Fairs than the Beatles.

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  78. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Mattintosh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now all that's left is for Captain Kirk to yell "DENNY CRANE!" as he tackles a pissed off alien and beats the hell out of it.

  79. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Right, but it means we could reasonably hope for something the equal of ST III.

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  80. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Roddenberry wasn't stupid. He knew that the first season wasn't working. That's why they shook up the second season before finally falling into place with the third season. If you recall, the Borg were introduced in the second season. They were actually part of an overall story-arc (S1:The Neutral Zone & S2:Q-Who?) that was supposed to be completed as the season finale. The only problem was that production ran out of money, so we got the cliposode "Shades of Grey" instead.

    All in all, it was probably a good thing that the Borg assault was delayed. While "Best of Both Worlds" caused a few minor continuity problems with "The Neutral Zone" season 1 finale, it greatly benefited from Michael Piller's temporary departure at the end of Season 3. Knowing that BoBW would be the last episode he would ever pen, Piller created an impossible situation for other writers to get out of. It was partially brought about by his frustration with Star Trek production at the time, but the effect was pronounced. BoBW is still remembered as one of the best cliffhangers of all time.

    Of course, the story doesn't end there. During the summer months, Roddenberry managed to patch things up with Piller and brought him back on board. As a result, Piller was forced to find a solution to his own impossible plot! Whoops. :-P

    Another thing to keep in mind was that The Next Generation was originally launched on a tight schedule, reusing a lot of the work that had gone into the previous Star Trek: Phase II plans. (Phase II was the unproduced Star Trek show that became the Motion Picture.) As a result, all the characters had personalities that were not their own. Troi sat in for Illia, Riker sat in for Decker, Data sat in for Xon (they killed him in the first few minutes of the movie due to Nimoy signing back on), Crusher sat in for Doctor Chapel and McCoy, and Picard was Captain Pike revived. Worf was thrown in to show the resolution of the Klingon issues, Tasha Yar was a strong female character (originally auditioned for by Sirtis while Crosby auditioned for Troi!), and Wesley was intended to be a reflection of Gene as a child.

    It took a bit of time and effort for all the characters to finally fall into place. But such is the way of things when productions are pushed into being on a tight schedule. Gene departed this world during the fifth season of TNG. Which explains why TNG started to run out of momentum in Season 6.

  81. Prequel Book: Kobayashi Maru by sampson7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I actually think this could be quite good. All the original Trek characters had really interesting back-stories that have not been thoroughly explored. There's Mr. Spock and Captain Pike. Kirk as the youngest captain ever in Starfleet. Scotty's being drummed out of the command corps.

    In fact, one of my favorite Star Trek books growing up was one entitled Kobayashi Maru, where each of the senior staff takes turns recalling their experiences in Star Fleet academy. It primarily focuses on each of their experiences with the Kobayashi Maru simulation at the academy, but also delves into some personal stories about these folks as young officers about to become Starfleet officers. Sulu's story was extremely moving (at least from my teenage recollections) and well-written. Scotty's was hilarious, and Chekov's was quite good too.

    Anyway, if you're looking for a blast-from-the ... er, future, check it out:

    http://www.amazon.com/Kobayashi-Maru-Star-Trek-Boo k/dp/0671658174/ref=sr_1_2/103-9039922-7888637?ie= UTF8&s=books&qid=1185566723&sr=8-2

    Then again, I also remember Wesley's time at the academy. Ug, those were horrible TNG episodes! Yes, I know, I have the never-ending human capacity for self-delusion. What is it they say about second marriages? The triumph of hope over experience?

  82. To quote Kirk.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

    I've... been... watching... Star Trek... since, uh,... damn I'm so old I forgot how long I've been watching Star Trek. Yes, some of the movies sucked donkey balls and that last TV series REALLY sucked (I must have erased its memory from my brain, don't remember what it was called but I do remember it had a TERRIBLE theme song) but I'm really hoping I die of old age before it does.

    You young folks seeing the original TV series see it as hokey, and yes, from the 21st century it IS hokey, but you have to remember that 1966 was an incredibly primitive era. Color TVs had round screens and cost a fortune, if you were in a large city you were lucky to have 4 channels, there were no VCRs, no DVDs, no microwave ovens, no automatically opening doors (pioneered as scifi by Star Trek), no flat screens (also pioneered by Star Trek), no communicators... er, cell phones (ditto), no tricord... uh, blackberries (ditto ditto), no seat belts in cars, no air bags in cars, no lots of stuff. Including CGI. For its time and budget, it was incredibly good.

    Star trek was uber-cool to a young nerd. OTOH "Lost in space" was a fucking embarrasment that I watched all of ten minutes of. I hated it when they dragged its rotting corpse up for a movie sequel.

    But Star Trek, I am so glad it has lived long and prospered.

    -mcgrew

    (linked story relevent to this post. Speaking of this post, slashdot is REALLY pissing me off. First I get the "lameness" filter because I used too many exclamation points, then I get a "slow down cowboy" because I posted 22 minutes ago. Gees!)

    1. Re:To quote Kirk.... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      You obviously didn't live in the 1960s. OK, maybe you did, but were too young to remember it.

      I remember watching Star Trek in the evenings during the original broadcast run when I measured my age in single digits.

      Our large console TV (with built-in AM-FM stero, turntable, and speaker cabinets) did not have a round screen, but I'm sure it did cost a lot.

      There were a lot more than four TV channels.

      Commercial microwave ovens went on sale in the early fifties. We didn't get one until the 1970s but I remember TV commercials for the Amana Radarange in the late sixties.

      Some cars have had seat belts since at least the 1950s (Ford was a pioneer of this in the US auto industry). Front seat belts were standard by the mid-sixties and by the late sixties all cars also came standard with rear seatbelts. We had a '67 Dodge that had front and rear seatbelts. People mostly didn't use them in those days, but they were there.

      Those inaccuracies aside, the original Star Trek - while it may look hokey today - was, as you say, very cool at the time. It was a groundbreaking show in many ways. It had an interracial cast with non-whites portraying officers, it had women as officers, and it dealt with a lot of issues that American society itself was dealing with at the time. I would go so far as to say that while some of the successors of the original series have surpassed it in acting or writing, and all of them have surpassed it in special effects, the original series is better than any of them when considered in context. This is not to take anything away from some of the good work done in the follow-on series and movies, but I would rarely use words like "groundbreaking" or "revolutionary" to describe them. An episode here, an episode there, maybe. But not about any of the series as a whole, or any of the movies.

      That doesn't mean I didn't like them. I liked them a lot. Well, most of them. When the first movie came out, my brother and I and one of my friends ditched high school to go see it on opening day. We got away with it, but it would have been worth it even if we'd been caught. It's just that, when you consider the original series in its context, it's the best of them. It truly was boldly going where no TV series had gone before. None of the others can say that.

  83. The Imaginings of a hardcore BSG fan by Cinnaman · · Score: 1

    I've recently rewatched ST:TNG seasons 1-7 and DS9 Season 1. Ronald D. Moore had AN influence, but not a HEAVY influence. Star Trek had gone downhill with the beginning of Season 1 of Voyager, the quality stayed around the same throughout the whole series (third bad episodes, third average episodes and third good episodes). Whoever rated this post is obviously a BSG fan.

    1. Re:The Imaginings of a hardcore BSG fan by hardburn · · Score: 1

      I like to think I have a more objective view of the quality. I didn't recognize Moore's name until well into BSG's production. When I heard he had previously worked on Star Trek, I went back and checked some of my favorite episodes and found that many of them were written by Moore. For instance, The Pegasus, The Siege of AR-558, Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges, and Redemption.

      However, nearly all of these show Star Fleet officers falling short of Federation ideals. The Pegasus, for instance, has an Admiral supporting illegal research into cloaking technology. AR-558 has Star Fleet soldiers, who should have been rotated off the front line months ago, defending a rock so useless that it doesn't even have a proper name, all because it holds a major enemy communications junction.

      As I said, I don't think that path is a good idea for Star Trek. The Federation is the sort of world I'd want to live in (peaceful at the core, but also pushing the boundaries of science and exploration). Admittedly, this may make a rather boring story. Which is why I'm just as happy that Moore found a different series to work on.

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  84. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    The utopian notions of Star Trek were dumped after ST:NG. There may have been a bit of lip-service paid to it, but by the time of Star Trek: Insurrection, the Federation as the goody-goody government had been ripped out of the plot line.


    Was Star Trek all that utopian even in TOS? It seems to me to be not as much utopian as heroic. The ST:TOS Federation, like most countries of the real world, is a nation whose identity certainly involves ideals that, were they fully realized, would characterize a utopia. And, sure, the main (protagonist) characters of TOS are portrayed in a way that mostly shows them a fine embodiments of those ideals. But, despite all the technology and economic plenty of TOS, the rest of the Federation government, and numerous of its citizens, portrayed in TOS exhibit the full range negative attributes of societies throughout time, overwhelming bureaucracy, self-promotion, greed, prejudice, etc. Sure, the crew always wins out, but the crew is also portrayed as being something rather special even within their setting in terms both of their idealism and their competence.

  85. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You mean Will Ferrel.

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  86. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Of course it will suck. It's "Teenage Starfleet Cadets". Maybe they won't have exploding toilet seats, but I'm not even that hopeful.

    I know they're hoping this can resurrect the franchise, but it was a moronic idea when it was first floated in the early 90s, and it's still a moronic idea.


    The idea was first floated in the 70s, and was, IIRC, the first idea for the first Star Trek movie, and the only reason it hasn't happened before is that there was an existing cast that the idea didn't work with and that was more bankable than something completely new like the "academy movie" would entail.

    (Whether its a "moronic" idea is, I think, something that isn't apparent at the broad brush level; there are ways it could be executed well, and, as usual with any broad film concept, many more ways that it could suck.)
  87. Re:Hooray? by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

    Voyager. Enough said. Ugh. I used to consider myself a Trekkie before Voyager. After the first season of that, I quit entirely.

  88. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or fucks it, which is more likely when you look at the Denny Crane and Kirk personalities :)

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  89. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think Moore's gritty style makes for good stories, but ones that aren't necessarily appropriate for the utopian vision of Star Trek.

    Hell, that's why I liked DS9, out of all the post ToS shows. Was finally a little gritty again, like the original one. Kirk was a loose cannon captain, rampaging over the rules like a loose cannon on ship deck, during a storm.

    Now, is this movie supposed to be about a bunch of kids going off to a boarding school and the one raised by cruel aunt/uncle is marked for greatness? Or did I just imagine that?

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  90. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Man, I was really hoping that First Contact would play up the antipathy between Cisko and Picard and have them both go back in time, be forced to fight their common enemy and reconcile, but not like each other. Woulda' made a much more interesting movie, having Cisko not trusting Picard, and even making it seem as if Picard may in fact be working for the Borg. That woulda' been cool!

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  91. Why don't they try something a little different? by jp2.0 · · Score: 1

    I still think they should grab the rights to "Starship Exeter" and do something with that instead of sort of reimagining established characters. Another thought is to take one of the books based on the original series and make that a movie or something. Wasn't there a Commander Piper on a ship called the "Banana Republic" and there were a lot of felineoid type people? Maybe something along those lines for something different.

  92. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    They never showed the Quentin Tarrantino DS9 episode. :-(

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  93. Star Drek 1000 by chesscat · · Score: 1

    When's Wrath of Khan II coming out?

  94. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Young Star Trek! GOD NO! Trek: The Academy Days, sheesh.

    > the newly named young Spock, "Heroes" star Zachary Quinto [Sylar]

    Oh, that wouldn't be too bad!

    Wasn't Spock like 70 or something in TOS? How could he even be a 30-something professor during Kirk's Academy days, to say nothing of some kind of graduate student.

    And didn't Spock help invent the teleporter? Or has that been retconned away now, too, thanks to the bastard of Enterprise?

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  95. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    I think the Federation as a Utopia still holds true even in the far later seasons of Voyager. Yes, there are humans who leave the federation and do shit like join the Orion Syndicate, but if you live on earth or any number of colonies or civilized worlds, you're guaranteed a relatively comfortable life. Despite section 31 and the dirty dealings therein,

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  96. Re:Hooray? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Enterprise.

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  97. Time travel... Berman... d'oh! by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really hope Berman isn't involved in this movie. I've been a Trekk(ie)/(er) all my life, but, come on, Time Traveling Nazi Aliens? That's when I threw up my hands and gave up hope.

    If Berman is involved, I'm sure his next brilliant move will be having that old Asian guy from Heros show up.

    On another note... Nimoy is 76? Wow, the heros of the old days get old quick. Of course, this pretty much sets up the movie as "Old guys sitting around the old captains home, thinking about the old days... queue movie-length flashback ... oh no, young doppleganger is in trouble! Will he survive?? Oh, right, we just saw his 80-year-old self. *sigh* .... start Trek drinking game..."

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    1. Re:Time travel... Berman... d'oh! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Oh, right, we just saw his 80-year-old self. *sigh* "

      it's a prequel to a well know franchise, whether or not he dies is a given. Remember.

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    2. Re:Time travel... Berman... d'oh! by Cervantes · · Score: 2

      "Oh, right, we just saw his 80-year-old self. *sigh* "

      it's a prequel to a well know franchise, whether or not he dies is a given. Remember. True, but there's always the outside hope that he actually does die and is replaced by an alien doppleganger or changling or something, thusly fucking with the entire cannon. :D

      Now there's a movie I'd pay to see...
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    3. Re:Time travel... Berman... d'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time traveling aliens, who aid/use the Nazis, actually. What better way for a time-travel enabled action to eliminate the Federation, than to ensure Starfleet is never founded? The borg failed at preventing first contact ('props to Enterprise for making referrenceto Cochrain's encounter with the Borg, migt I add), wouldn't necessarily prevent theinception of Starfleet, since they still had warp drive.

      So you go back earlier, make sure the Axis wins WW2. The West never risesto power, there's no coldwar, no rush to get into space, and in theory, no warp drive. I'dreckoned itwas morewell thought out than First Contact.

      Apparently, I'm the only one who actually liked the Xindi/Temporal coldwar story arch. The resetting of time conclusion of it sucked, mind you, itwas never made clear how much of time reset. Though i guess they'd haveto do something withtherebeing no referrenceto the xindi in the previous series.

      Anyway, I actually liked Enterprise, allot. Even morethan TNG. But not as much as DS9. Quite frankly, I think itwas asinineto expect theshowto maintain continuity with TOS. TOS was barely able to keep continuity with itself. They tried, though, the Klingon Augments explaining the flat foreheaded Klingons of TOS was a nice touch, for example. And frankly, I could never stand TOS. I'd have prefered to see more aboutthe Gorn and the Thollians, butyou can't win 'em all. I was sadto see Enterprise go. And frankly, I thought Archer was a much better captain than Kirk. I never liked Bakula as an actor, before Enterprise, but he was a bloody spectacular captain.

    4. Re:Time travel... Berman... d'oh! by deftrick · · Score: 1

      I really hope Berman isn't involved in this movie. I've been a Trekk(ie)/(er) all my life, but, come on, Time Traveling Nazi Aliens? That's when I threw up my hands and gave up hope. Kinda hard to argue with you on that point...I couldnt figure out why they had gone to all that trouble with a whole season of decent (not great but decent) story arc with the whole Xindi mess only to completely and utterly screw it up witb time travel. However, the fourth season of Enterprise was what they SHOULD have been doing all along. I really liked that season right up until they cancelled the show-go figure. About the only thing that gives me hope is the fact that Abrams doesnt suck and has the clout to NOT have to do this at this point in his career. So maybe he can make a silk purse outta this mess, remember, if TWOK had sucked, that would have been pretty much it for Star Trek. Gotta have a little faith....also, the guy who does Spock on the fan films New Voyages is actually pretty good...I think the best on the whole show...dont try to play it like the original actor, just play the part...

  98. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by gpalyu · · Score: 1

    Star Trek 5 is the 2nd best Trek movie. 4 was the best. What does God need with a starship?

  99. Paycheck for the actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe that the secondary actors, such as Leonard Nimoy, actually got much in way of royalties from the original series, because that's how The System worked back in the 1960's when the original series was released on TV. And because people strongly identify Nimoy as a Vulcan, Nimoy (along with other actors) got typecast and had difficulty finding alternative roles. Nimoy resented being typecast, even going so far as to write a book entitled something like "I am not Spock" in 1977; he later recanted with a book "I am Spock" in 1995.

    So in a way, I'm glad that he's getting paychecks and royalties for the movies, even if they are lousy, because I don't think he's compensated in any way for all of the syndicated reruns and DVD releases of the original series.

  100. but Spock died in 2nd movie?????? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Isnt he like 70 years old now?

    1. Re:but Spock died in 2nd movie?????? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Isnt he like 70 years old now?

      He's living long and prospering, whaddya expect?

    2. Re:but Spock died in 2nd movie?????? by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      It was revealed in some Star Trek Episode that vulcans live longer than humans. Apparently they don't age as well.

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  101. I *liked* Star Trek: The Motion Picture! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Sure, "odd-numbered-Star-Treks-suck" is a good rule of thumb, but that doesn't mean they uniformly suck. Am I the only person who thought that the first Star Trek film was actually quite good? Yes, it was a bit slow, and the plot was a complete ripoff of a ST:TOS episode, but as a sci-fi film it was pretty good.

    OTOH, I'm not that big a fan of the original Star Trek, or the Star Trek films, and it's notable that ST:TMP doesn't feel as much like Star Trek as the other films. Perhaps (as has been suggested elsewhere), this is a reason that fans don't like it.

    On the other hand, I feel that it is an interesting take on the original crew getting back together after some time, and in a different context (both from their point-of-view and the filmic world in which they've been put). So it's Star Trek, just not as we know it.

    Sorry :-(
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    1. Re:I *liked* Star Trek: The Motion Picture! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who thought that the first Star Trek film was actually quite good?


      I liked it when I first saw it in the theater, and I like it now. In my late teens and early 20s, I thought it was one of the worst of the series.

      OTOH, I'm not that big a fan of the original Star Trek, or the Star Trek films, and it's notable that ST:TMP doesn't feel as much like Star Trek as the other films.


      I dunno; it doesn't feel as much like the Star Trek of the following movies (good and bad) and ST:TNG as the other movies do, but I don't think has any less of the TOS feel than those later movies or TNG.
    2. Re:I *liked* Star Trek: The Motion Picture! by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      No, you aren't. There are a few of us that like it. Of course, I also really like Alien 3, so what do I know?

    3. Re:I *liked* Star Trek: The Motion Picture! by Enahs · · Score: 1

      I wasn't a big fan of the original cut, but the much more recent "completed" cut is fantastic. I think most people don't like it because it's more serious, something Star Trek's not that good at.

      If that was an example of what Phase II could have been, where did those crappy 1st-season Next Generation scripts come from? Surely these aren't from the same people...sadly, though, I suppose they were.

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  102. I always preferred by belg4mit · · Score: 1
    (to the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody)

    Kirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise
    Spock: Captain Kirk, this is Spock, please step on the transporter
    Scott: Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No!
    McCoy: I'm a doctor
    Kirk: Not an actor
    McCoy: Not a milkman
    Kirk: What does that mean?
    McCoy: And i'm sorry, he's dead Jim
    Chekov: Photon torpedo..oo.oo..
    Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequencies
    Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk, opening hailing frequencies, Sir
    Kirk: Let's boldly go where noone's gone before (chuckles)
    Kirk: Beam me up, Mr. Scott, Sulu go to warp
    Sulu: Warp three sir
    Kirk: No! that will be way too slow
    Sulu: Warp four, sir?
    Kirk: That still is way too slow
    Sulu: Warp five, sir?
    Kirk: It still is too damn slow
    Sulu: Warp six?
    Kirk: It's too damn slow
    Sulu: Warp seven
    Kirk: It's too damn slow
    Chorus: It's too damn slo.oo.oo.ww
    Kirk: No no no no no no no, Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov
    Chekov: I am firing torpedo
    Spock: That will not work and will be illogical to me, to me, to meeeeeee from the Hillman Morning Show
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  103. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by mrbooze · · Score: 1

    Ha, that was one of the things I thought Enterprise did really well, finally presenting the Vulcans as a real species with real problems rather than just inherently better than everyone else in every way, except we get to look down on them for not having our hu-man emotions.

  104. Re:Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. by pilardi · · Score: 1

    According to http://memory-alpha.org/ Kirk was born 2233, and Spock was born 2232. They are only a year apart.

  105. Kupla! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I still think it's too soon after the Enterprise debacle to be doing anything. I think a good decade ought to pass before anyone lights the fires again.

    I think what would work is two federation humans stationed on a Klingon ship just after the Klingons join the federation. It would be the ultimate culture clash, something both WWF fans and nerds will enjoy. On the first episode, a Klingon "encourages" the newbie earthlings to eat a live snake-like worm. Ratings city.

  106. "Mind Meld" by Mammy-Nun · · Score: 1

    Syler as Spock brings a whole new meaning to the term "Mind Meld".

  107. I just want to know one thing by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Who's playing young Kirk? Is it still Matt Damon?

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  108. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Voyager was my favourite of all the myriad series, so obviously not everybody shares your opinions.

    On the other hand, it really was tending to get repetitive, and I do eagerly await this new movie. I expect it to be fresh.

    It's a bit unfortunate they decided to get rid of EVERYBODY involved with the previous franchise, though. Michael Westmore did a great job on makeup...

  109. The real problem with Star Trek is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you've watched Farscape, any news about Star Trek new movies or TV series don't bring the same excitement anymore.
    Star Trek is still among my favourite shows, but watching Farscape (and I'd add Firefly too) did raise my expectations. I'm not sure even an un-Bermanized ST franchise would fit them.

  110. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    Or fucks it, which is more likely when you look at the Denny Crane and Kirk personalities :)

    Or both...

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  111. I predict a subplot involving Spock, Viagra... by Octopus · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and an unscheduled Pon'far, which gives him a stroke. He will end up in a wacky wheelchair like Pike for most of the movie.

    Nimoy is notoriously lazy like that.

    *BOOOP*

    *BOOOOOP*

    1. Re:I predict a subplot involving Spock, Viagra... by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      sweet, my site is your homepage >D

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  112. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    I don't know why people are complaining about the Borg episodes. It'd be one thing if they had them every week, but the two-parter they had was cool and fit into the continuity very well, in a sort of Time's Arrow way, caused by something in the future we already saw, and, in turn, causing something. Yeah, yeah, that means Starfleet should have heard of them, but that's easy to fanwank...either record-keeping was much laxer, or the time police cleaned up the records at some point in time.

    The problem isn't the enemies they did have, it was the enemies they inexplicably didn't have, the Klingons and the Romulans. Seriously. The Andorians were lots of fun as an almost enemy, but we should have had at least one of them. Or even both of them, the Romulans acting covertly (Which we did get once.) and the Klingons acting opening.

    And the other problem was the stupid temporal war. You know, that could been the greatest idea ever, if they'd actually done it. Just hinting at the damn thing is stupid, have some actual known villain that was actually seen on screen go back in time and manipulate things, specifically because of something Archer was going to do.

    I don't know what villain, there was that guy who stole a time machine once, as did Janeway, so it's not like it would have to be someone with advanced technology. The Borg have time travel technology, but would have made a very bad manipulate-the-past villain, because the Borg cannot do subtle manipulation whatsoever. The Marquis might have been fun and nicely morally ambivalent, except Voyager already did it. I dunno, but someone from the 'present' ST universe should have been used if they were going to have a 'temporal cold war', not someone we have no idea of in a plotline that's never wrapped up except to say 'it never happened'.

    And I agree with you about the Vulcans. Yet another thing that was patched up to something resembling actual canon in season four, along with the Klingons.

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  113. Deja vu, anyone? by mstrobel · · Score: 1

    I'm somewhat disturbed by the appearance of both a young Spock and an old Spock in the same movie, as well as a potential for an old Kirk (see article). I'm worried this is going to end up like Star Trek: Generations or All Good Things... (the TNG finale).

    1. Re:Deja vu, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worried? I'd be amazed and thrilled if it were as good as either of those. More likely it'll be like Nemesis or Enterprise.

  114. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Enahs · · Score: 1
    So many missed opportunities while Berman was permitted to rotate tired time travel and Borg storylines until even many diehard fans just said "fuck it" and turned to more interest fare.



    Yeah. You know Star Trek is dead when fans are more excited about a redo of a 20-year-old series whose plotline is borrowed from the Book of Mormon. :-P

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  115. Green Blood Brothers by dosquatch · · Score: 1

    Spock, Sr: It's 106 parsecs to Rigel 7, we got a full tank of antimatter, half a crystal of dilithium, it's dark, and we're wearing pointy ears.
    Spock, Jr: Hit it.

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  116. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by edesjardins · · Score: 1

    I'm so disgusted with this trend in Sci-Fi recently. I don't know about you, but I have NO INTEREST IN PREQUELS! I already know the story, and as a fan who has spent years caring about the characters, I want to know what happens next. I think these people who have these franchises are too afraid to go where Battlestar Galactica is going - treating the viewer with respect and dignity while telling a gripping story that dares to actually move towards a natural conclusion. I'm tired of people insisting that we tread water with these franchises, I want to see the fall of the Federation and the rise of the Klingon Empire, I want to see new crews and tense space battles where something more than just the main character's hair gets out of sorts. In short, I want to see a continuation of TNG (preferably starting with that crew as a segue to what's next in the story) where life is not perfect and everything is on the line. Am I alone in this?? NO MORE PREQUELS!!!! MOVE THE STORIES FORWARD!!!!

  117. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    Close, but not quite. Shatner would actually run several words together and THEN pause. ("We...aretheCreator!") The infamously-repeated meter of emphasizing Every! Single! Word! is a lot closer to the technique of Avery Brooks, who overacted the role of Commander Sisko on DS9.

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  118. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by OakDragon · · Score: 1

    I think any government with a technologically advanced and well equipped military will always take part in adventurism. They were sending out diplomats on the Five Year Mission, they were sending out a heavily-armed interstellar vessel crewed and commanded by the military.

    I do think you are being a little jaded. I can see sending out armed space craft since other races where less then friendly at times.
    Hey, you're both right. :)

    Both TOS and TNG had several moments* where other races/species (notably the Wussies of WUSS-11) complained that the Enterprise and the Federation were war-like since they had a lot of armament, were in conflict with the Klingons/Romulans/what have you... To which the respective Captain (or other representative) would respond, "Hey, these are defensive weapons!" Of course any competent agent of their government would say the same, whether the government be the United States, England, Iran, or North Korea.

    It was this kind of moment that gave Star Trek its real-world smell, not Gene Roddenberry's preaching about a future where money is worthless, yet Poker is a favorite past time.

    * (Sorry, I am not going to look up real examples. If pressed, I might do so, but I think everyone here can relate.)

  119. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by maxume · · Score: 1

    When you can travel from star to shining star, you don't go to war anymore, as you no longer have any lack of resources to go to war over. You don't even go to war for some irrational reason, as someone with more resources will just eradicate you.

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  120. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by maxume · · Score: 1

    The "Get a life" sketch showed just how much dignity who has. It was also hilarious.

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  121. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by paganizer · · Score: 1

    Actually I was thinking cary elwes, but he's too old.
    moved over to Tim Allen, but they already made a Star Trek parody with him. and he's WAY too old.
    After that, I give up. If there is a actor that could do a decent Kirk parody of the right age, I don't know who it would be.
    As to playing a straight Kirk...Impossible. Kirk was a happy accident that could not be repeated.

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  122. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Maybe that guy on Psych? He has a Seth Greene vibe going.

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  123. Odd numbered Star Trek, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are DOOMED!

  124. Please God, Please God, Please by Torodung · · Score: 1

    Someone say OMG! ponies! This is better than any "April Fools" joke I've ever seen on this site, and so frankly terrifying as a real story. Seriously, is the new ship in this movie going to be the NCC-0401?

    Jeepers.

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    Toro

  125. "Roddenberry's ideas were noble, but hardly ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... realistic"

    Maybe so but the guy was a WW II bomber pilot. He probably saw his fair share of carnage and hoped for a better future.

  126. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Don't forget 7 of 9... What a remarkable body!

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    Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
  127. Enterprise C by greenlead · · Score: 1

    I'm still hoping for an Enterprise C movie or series. There has been little information about it other than what we saw in "Yesterday's Enterprise".

  128. Harvey by martrootamm · · Score: 1

    That was Scorpius, you insensitive clod!!

  129. please no time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you those of you who pointed out the ghastly possibility (probability?) that the story will involve time travel. I HATE time travel!! And I know you all do, too. At least, you should, if you love science 1/50th as much as you love scifi.

    Now, let's all get together and email any and all persons responsible for some part of the movie, and beg them, "Please no time travel, it's lame!!"

    Thanks.

  130. Re:Abrams is a shmuck. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Wow. That's a total of 6 mod points blown in order to ignore an ugly reality. Or was it the word, "Jew" which people were auto-reacting against? Sheesh. Get a grip. The face of the world today is being determined by huge forces, and religious lines play one of the most prominent roles. To shy away from the words we have been programmed to fear means we are not able to look at the very issues which are determining the course of our lives. And that's the very essence of a successful social manipulation. Don't look at the cage or the lock because you'll feel all squeamish inside if you do. Just pretend that everything is okay and that millions of people are not being slaughtered in the Middle East.

    I find it telling that nobody has had the guts or the wherewithal to comment back to me directly with their concerns. From my perspective, I can only think that the reason for this is that there is nothing which can be argued. And there isn't. It's just knee-jerk reaction bourn of automatic emotional responses baked into people through the society we live in. Whether or not one is able to rise above the programming to ask, "Why do I feel the need to jerk my knee?" is what separates the warriors from the cattle.

    If you are afraid to look reality in the face and you decide to turn away and not think about it, then that is a Choice. That's fine. It's your choice to make. But it should be noted that the battle on this world right now is one of awareness, and every choice you make today determines who you become tomorrow.

    Those with the courage of a lion will not have the fate of a mouse.


    -FL

  131. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by stu42j · · Score: 1

    I've been watching DS9 on DVD. Is Berman responsible for all these Vic Fontaine episodes? Because I'm really get sick of them. Last night I watched the "Oceans 11" episode. I mean, Seriously?!? WTF?

  132. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Bare breasts, AND they're green? SIGN ME UP!

    Kinda reminds me of that Japanese zombie porn pic I once saw. Half-rotten zombies aren't supposed to look cute...

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    Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  133. Re:The need for money outweighs the need for digni by ultranova · · Score: 1

    I think the Federation as a Utopia still holds true even in the far later seasons of Voyager. Yes, there are humans who leave the federation and do shit like join the Orion Syndicate, but if you live on earth or any number of colonies or civilized worlds, you're guaranteed a relatively comfortable life. Despite section 31 and the dirty dealings therein,

    By this standard, all Western nations are utopias.

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    Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.