So, if I say anything bad about Apple computers, their crack (cocane) team of lawyers will sue me? Well, in that case, I think I'll do something to tick them off as well...
*stands on soap box*
Apparently, their voice command program which requires the ESC key to toggle the microphone interferes with any vim commands that require you to escape back into command mode when you are using Darwin, Apple's version of xterm.
Doesn't anyone think this is a strange conicidence that Donald Rumsfield who was Health and Human Services Secretary during the Gerald Ford Adminstration was given a medal for controling the outbreak of the Swine Flu in 1976 in Burlington County, NJ?
Does anyone think that it is a strange conicidences that Donald Rumsfield is now the Defense Secretary during the GW Bush Adminstration and is going to make a winfall profit from the sale of Tamiflu now that Avian Flu has appeared in neighborhing Camden County, NJ?
Avian Flu is American Bioterrorism manufactured by the government of United States of America so that a few rich WASPs can get away with murder and make a profit from it.
I am level headed by the way. This is not some paranoia rant from some loony wearing a tin-foil hat, it is the honest to God awful truth. Search reliable internet sources!
Meanwhile at the FBI headquarters in Quanaco, VA...
FBI Director: "DAMN IT! Now they'll know well be spying on them! What would J. Edgar Hoover do?"
Deupty Director: "Sir these instructions were left in a time vault by Senator McCarthy. They cerntainly don't follow the rules of the Constitution."
FBID: "Phst! Consitituion, Monsititution. WWJEHD?"
Flashback 40 years:
JEH: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! I sleep all night and I work all day! I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars..."
The internet is a great place to make money through advertising. But the people who make these advertisement should DIE. Unless they are the orignial crew behind Google AdWords, they should just DIE.
The most appropriate death for them would be death by flashing eplieptic flash advertising which they have created.
People use the Internet to WORK. Advertising is distracting to many people.
Given that Walmart now knows how to use a Wiki, they won't stop at covering up the awful truth about their company while highlighting all the altruistic fausts. They'll start to edit other articles as well.
The Big Telecom industry is fighting to keep their dominance and their reign of status quo. To continue their oppression, they are now vying to take over the Internet industry for their own personal gain.
A fact that the general public does not realize that if oil wasn't so high that the government is now taking action against the Big Oil companies (who have anally raped consumers at the gas pump while raking in record profits), the government would be taking action against Big Telecom (which has been leaving dirty messages in our voice mail like a drunken Pat O'Brien).
Given that the House Committee on Energy & Commerce has done little to stop Big Oil from buttf*cking us, it is more than certain that they will allow Big Telecom to do the same.
Big Telecom's arguments for wanting to make the Internet it's b*tch.
First, they tell us that they "want to provide more services to consumers" and "are woking hard to bring it to consumers." For those who were not born yesterday, this is BS. The telecom industry generally says these things because they are also trying to take over the entire cable industry, not just part of it which they already own. They don't want a slice of pie, they want to whole thing.
Secondly, they tell us that they "want to help the government apprehend online predators". It sounds like a noble objective, but what Big Telecom doesn't tell the goverment is that this goal is at the bottom of thier list of things to do, which probably looks like this:
Big Telecom's To Do List
Lie to the goverment (if in trouble call George.)
Screw consumers
Distribute educational propoganda to children to gain influnece
When I was in the kindergarden and first grade, AT&T and some energy gave the school these fliers to pass out to children to teach children about energy conservation and tell children about some of the technology that is out there that AT&T used to help others especially the disabled and the deaf. In retrospect, this is nothing more than corporate propoganda. If you have children who come home with this sort of materal, file a complaint against the school board for allowing major corporations to sell out your children!
Big Telecom's To Do List (continued)
Take over the cable industry (by force if necessary)
Take over the internet industry (by force if neccessary)
Provide wireless phone service to thrid world countries even though they could be used to trigger incidenary devices. (Terrorists are very bad people, but atleast they pay their phone bill on time.)
Deny any corporate accountability (who need it?)
Torture the world by giving Joan Cusak.
Regret hiring Joan Cusak.
Hire Catherine Zeta Jones. (Mrs. Jones is one of the highest paid actresses in her industry, but we don't care cause we aren't paying for these expensive 30 second commericals, our customers do!)
Market phones to teenager. (Teenagers are stupid! They'll buy anything.)
Market phones to children. (Parents are stupid! They'll buy anything for their children)
Cut Lucent Technologies' budget (New techonolgy? Who needs it!)
... (dozens of other stupid tasks)...
???
Profit
Help government apprehend online predators. (Pray that they don't find our own stash of illict content.)
Generally, Big Telecom does not report any records of predators who work for Big Telecom. They also won't report anyone who works for any government agency in order to influence the government, at the right price no less. They will also hide any evidence that they themselves are engaging in these illict acts. Industries often use altrusism to coverup any corruption they are currently engaging in (see Big Tobacco).
Finaly, Big telecom also tells us that they "want to pr
Duh! I know what a CLI is. I want to see what it looks like. What happens when I type something like dir or cd \ Are thier any feature? If I right click on the window, what will the menu look like (even xterm has something like that).
Just enlighten me.
OMG! Wiiiiiiii!!!!! (Gonads and Strife!)
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Why anyone did not post a link to this is something that I can not explain.
Come on, Internet people! Where's your love for Threebrain!
Dear Apple,
I have not used your products ever since the iMac came out. Everything since then that you guys have made looks so unbelievely gay. So bite me!
Not to be a heckler or anything, but I'm not convinced. I would at least like to see some screen shots before I give it a try. Secondly, what is this? An object-oriented shell? I'm a computer science student and all pro-Linux, but I would still like to know more information about this shell.
"Hey kids! How would you like to be the first person on your block to have a Myspace account? You can post photos, and music, and communicate with your friends, and --possibly win a PSP by clicking on the scarry clown-click here now!-- and write messages. It even has a blog and a photo gallery where --you could possibly win a free pink RAZR if you can save the hostage-- MySpace: An online community for everyone --to click here now and have bigger breast overnight!--"
/MySpace.com -- A News Corporation -- Visit Bill O'Rielly's Myspace! Fox Owns Your SOUL!!!!!
Norton Autoupdate just included an antivirus patch for the IRS.
The IRS is a Trojan Horse that goes off ever April 15, unless the 15th is on a Saturday or Sunday.
Those with bank accounts will find that the virus loves to take your money.
The hackers who programmed it work for the government.
A traceroute indicated they are in 1500 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC.
I had such high hopes for the PSP. I still believe it can be successful if Sony can open up to the hacker community. Heck its bad enough they killed off Qrio, Albio, Clie, and there latest world band radios that the Passport to World Band Radio gave high reviews for.
Sony would succeed if they'd be more flexable.
Vaio owners should be on guard and be certain that Sony doesn't kill that next!
I had hoped once that I would join a local nudist colony just for one weekend. But now that Big Brother is flying overhead, I think I would fancy shooting down any UAV that spies on my bare ass. Perverts!
It's bad enough Blue Death Star, Inc. (AT&T) wants to send a bill to congrees to limit how much we download (do a Google search and you will find that the telecom industry wants to hurt the internet industry), but talk of only being allowed to access websites within my own country? I find more help online overseas and in other languages than I do in the Midwestern United States in English.
Blue Death Star needs to realize the days of Telnet, and local BBS are nearly gone. Heck, I called the local phone company once if they knew anything about anly local Telnet or BBS servers and they would not divulge that information.
They are trying to put a cap on what we see and do.
Eventually this will bite them in the ass when more hacking attempts spring up again.
If they want to go back to the days of Telnet and BBS, then they should also be prepared for the return of the Legion of Doom, Masters of Deception, even GURPS.
This country is at the breaking point. When they find out they can no longer contact their clients in other areas or other parts of the world, there will be hell to pay. Perhaps a civil war against big corporations who took their rights online then too the world was listening.
I'm open to paid endorsement. Really. I can make some good money by supporting people and organizations, provided there is a mutual agreement.
Under the conditions that:
1) There is serious money involved. Say $200 for each endorsement.
2) I agree with their issues, that is I choose them based on what they support.
3) I can back out any time under any circumstances. Last thing I want to do is support something I really don't agree with.
Meanwhile, in a secret layer hidden beneath Microsoft's corporate headquarters [Maniacal brass music from Austin Powers followed by lighting flash with thunder] Bill Gates[in an Ernesto Blowfield/Dr. Evil ethos] "Ladies and Gentilemen, welcome to my underground layer. I have gathered before me the world's deadliest marketing and sales representatives, research and development teams, and some guy who does--what is it that you do?" Programming Henchman "I'm a programmer, sir. I'm in charge of all the other programmers at here at Microsoft. I found out about this secret meeting from a memo I found on the ground outside the building." BG "O RLY?" [leet speek, spoken by an evil genius!] "We'll, you aren't really suppost to be in this room, however, there is a conference with the other programmers at 2pm in the conference room upstairs. We'll chat later." PH "OK. Well, I'll see you around." [causally leaves the room] BG "Right...OK then, everyone here that is suppost to be here? Good. OK, from the top. Cue the Maniacal Brass Music and the lightening again." [Maniacal brass music from Austin Powers followed by lighting flash with thunder] BG "As I was saying, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground layer, I have gathered before me the world's deadliest marketing and sales representatives, research and development teams, and ofcourse our team of assassins. And yet you have all failed me in one way or another." [The everyone else at the table begins to feel uncomfortable] BG "Yeah, I assume that your squirmming means that you are in a world of shhh. For instance, Mike Nash, you are suppost to be incharge of security technology. Judging by these numbers, I don't see much security going on. On top of that, yesterday, I let you house sit for my cat that I use when we have these meetings and today I find that you did something horrible to him." Mike Nash "But sir, I fed him, groomed him, I even gave him a bath just as you requested." BG Look at what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!" [Hired musicials play Shock-and-Awe] BG "You sure as hell can't bath a cat with Nair, and you definitely suck at software security. So I'm just going to cut to the chase and--DIE!!!!!!" [Pushes release button, sends Nash to the incinerator] MN "Auuuuugghhh!!!!1!" BG[Sees Senior VP Brian Valentine snicker.] "What, Mr. Valentine? You think this is funny? Is there something amusing about why Microsoft is lossing ground? I hired you people to sell my product. How am I suppost to sell a product if people don't buy it?" BV "Well, why didn't you speak to that head programming guy who was just--" BG: "SILENCE!" [Pushes release button, sends Valentine to the incinerator] BV "Auuuuugghhhhh!!!!1!" BG "God, you people make me angry! And when Dr. Evil--er, I mean-- Bill Gates is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!1!" [Pushes release button, sends random henchmen to a fiery doom] BG "Steven Sinofsky, Jim Allchin, Paul Allen, Melinda, Evil Defective Linus Torvalds Robot-Clone, Karl Rove, man on the other end of the room who flips switches, man with clipboard looking busy, and Satan, I have spared your lives so that we can get this damn thing over with. They say our product is defective, but we are going to do what those insubordinate fools couldn't, were finally going to choose the colors for the box to put the software in!" Steven Sinofsky "But what about the software?" [Sees Gates move toward the button with his name.] "Oh, wait, right! Sorry. I forgot, that's what programmers are for."
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Thanks to this mock simulation, we can pretty much see how my plan will undoubtedly work. Ah ha ha ha ha!
They look like Aviator Sunglasses, They probably cost about as much as a MIG Fighter Jet on Ebay. On the other hand, they look Dangeresque!
Since there is a disclaimer for the internet, how about one for The Bible as well.
So, if I say anything bad about Apple computers, their crack (cocane) team of lawyers will sue me? Well, in that case, I think I'll do something to tick them off as well...
*stands on soap box* Apparently, their voice command program which requires the ESC key to toggle the microphone interferes with any vim commands that require you to escape back into command mode when you are using Darwin, Apple's version of xterm.
Come and get me you lawyer bastards!!!!
PS: Macs are ghey, eat babies, and kill kittens!
Exactly. The Virus is not Avian Flu, it is Television, The media, and those who abuse the first ammendment.
We are forbidden from learning these things because they are of the interest of a select few.
We are being punished for using a right that we do have can't because our ideas are not as important as another person.
"All Animals are Equal, except some are more equal than others." --George Orwell Animal Farm
Doesn't anyone think this is a strange conicidence that Donald Rumsfield who was Health and Human Services Secretary during the Gerald Ford Adminstration was given a medal for controling the outbreak of the Swine Flu in 1976 in Burlington County, NJ?
Does anyone think that it is a strange conicidences that Donald Rumsfield is now the Defense Secretary during the GW Bush Adminstration and is going to make a winfall profit from the sale of Tamiflu now that Avian Flu has appeared in neighborhing Camden County, NJ?
Avian Flu is American Bioterrorism manufactured by the government of United States of America so that a few rich WASPs can get away with murder and make a profit from it.
I am level headed by the way. This is not some paranoia rant from some loony wearing a tin-foil hat, it is the honest to God awful truth. Search reliable internet sources!
Meanwhile at the FBI headquarters in Quanaco, VA...
FBI Director: "DAMN IT! Now they'll know well be spying on them! What would J. Edgar Hoover do?"
Deupty Director: "Sir these instructions were left in a time vault by Senator McCarthy. They cerntainly don't follow the rules of the Constitution."
FBID: "Phst! Consitituion, Monsititution. WWJEHD?"
Flashback 40 years:
JEH: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! I sleep all night and I work all day! I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars..."
The internet is a great place to make money through advertising. But the people who make these advertisement should DIE. Unless they are the orignial crew behind Google AdWords, they should just DIE.
The most appropriate death for them would be death by flashing eplieptic flash advertising which they have created.
People use the Internet to WORK. Advertising is distracting to many people.
Given that Walmart now knows how to use a Wiki, they won't stop at covering up the awful truth about their company while highlighting all the altruistic fausts. They'll start to edit other articles as well.
A fact that the general public does not realize that if oil wasn't so high that the government is now taking action against the Big Oil companies (who have anally raped consumers at the gas pump while raking in record profits), the government would be taking action against Big Telecom (which has been leaving dirty messages in our voice mail like a drunken Pat O'Brien).
Given that the House Committee on Energy & Commerce has done little to stop Big Oil from buttf*cking us, it is more than certain that they will allow Big Telecom to do the same.
Big Telecom's arguments for wanting to make the Internet it's b*tch.
First, they tell us that they "want to provide more services to consumers" and "are woking hard to bring it to consumers." For those who were not born yesterday, this is BS. The telecom industry generally says these things because they are also trying to take over the entire cable industry, not just part of it which they already own. They don't want a slice of pie, they want to whole thing.
Secondly, they tell us that they "want to help the government apprehend online predators". It sounds like a noble objective, but what Big Telecom doesn't tell the goverment is that this goal is at the bottom of thier list of things to do, which probably looks like this:
When I was in the kindergarden and first grade, AT&T and some energy gave the school these fliers to pass out to children to teach children about energy conservation and tell children about some of the technology that is out there that AT&T used to help others especially the disabled and the deaf. In retrospect, this is nothing more than corporate propoganda. If you have children who come home with this sort of materal, file a complaint against the school board for allowing major corporations to sell out your children!
Generally, Big Telecom does not report any records of predators who work for Big Telecom. They also won't report anyone who works for any government agency in order to influence the government, at the right price no less. They will also hide any evidence that they themselves are engaging in these illict acts. Industries often use altrusism to coverup any corruption they are currently engaging in (see Big Tobacco).
Finaly, Big telecom also tells us that they "want to pr
Duh! I know what a CLI is. I want to see what it looks like. What happens when I type something like dir or cd \ Are thier any feature? If I right click on the window, what will the menu look like (even xterm has something like that).
Just enlighten me.
Why anyone did not post a link to this is something that I can not explain.
Come on, Internet people! Where's your love for Threebrain!
Dear Apple,
I have not used your products ever since the iMac came out. Everything since then that you guys have made looks so unbelievely gay. So bite me!
Sincerely,
95% of the computer market.
Not to be a heckler or anything, but I'm not convinced. I would at least like to see some screen shots before I give it a try. Secondly, what is this? An object-oriented shell? I'm a computer science student and all pro-Linux, but I would still like to know more information about this shell.
I'm using Ajax on a new project that I am working on. At the same time I am trying to find a way to make Ajax 508-compliant.
If Web 2.0 is making some major strides in how people access the internet, then Web 2.1 should be more handicapable.
Dear Ipod Nano User,
10 GB hard drives are so 2001.
Sincerely,
Archos
"Hey kids! How would you like to be the first person on your block to have a Myspace account? You can post photos, and music, and communicate with your friends, and --possibly win a PSP by clicking on the scarry clown-click here now!-- and write messages. It even has a blog and a photo gallery where --you could possibly win a free pink RAZR if you can save the hostage-- MySpace: An online community for everyone --to click here now and have bigger breast overnight!--"
/MySpace.com -- A News Corporation -- Visit Bill O'Rielly's Myspace! Fox Owns Your SOUL!!!!!
If DRM adds trust and the industry does not trust us, then why should we trust the people who create DRM?
"If they don't trust you, why should you trust them?"
Norton Autoupdate just included an antivirus patch for the IRS. The IRS is a Trojan Horse that goes off ever April 15, unless the 15th is on a Saturday or Sunday. Those with bank accounts will find that the virus loves to take your money. The hackers who programmed it work for the government. A traceroute indicated they are in 1500 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day! Sing along!
I had such high hopes for the PSP. I still believe it can be successful if Sony can open up to the hacker community. Heck its bad enough they killed off Qrio, Albio, Clie, and there latest world band radios that the Passport to World Band Radio gave high reviews for.
Sony would succeed if they'd be more flexable.
Vaio owners should be on guard and be certain that Sony doesn't kill that next!
I had hoped once that I would join a local nudist colony just for one weekend. But now that Big Brother is flying overhead, I think I would fancy shooting down any UAV that spies on my bare ass. Perverts!
It's bad enough Blue Death Star, Inc. (AT&T) wants to send a bill to congrees to limit how much we download (do a Google search and you will find that the telecom industry wants to hurt the internet industry), but talk of only being allowed to access websites within my own country? I find more help online overseas and in other languages than I do in the Midwestern United States in English.
Blue Death Star needs to realize the days of Telnet, and local BBS are nearly gone. Heck, I called the local phone company once if they knew anything about anly local Telnet or BBS servers and they would not divulge that information.
They are trying to put a cap on what we see and do.
Eventually this will bite them in the ass when more hacking attempts spring up again.
If they want to go back to the days of Telnet and BBS, then they should also be prepared for the return of the Legion of Doom, Masters of Deception, even GURPS.
This country is at the breaking point. When they find out they can no longer contact their clients in other areas or other parts of the world, there will be hell to pay. Perhaps a civil war against big corporations who took their rights online then too the world was listening.
I'm open to paid endorsement. Really. I can make some good money by supporting people and organizations, provided there is a mutual agreement.
Under the conditions that:
1) There is serious money involved. Say $200 for each endorsement.
2) I agree with their issues, that is I choose them based on what they support.
3) I can back out any time under any circumstances. Last thing I want to do is support something I really don't agree with.
Meanwhile, in a secret layer hidden beneath Microsoft's corporate headquarters
[Maniacal brass music from Austin Powers followed by lighting flash with thunder]
Bill Gates [in an Ernesto Blowfield/Dr. Evil ethos] "Ladies and Gentilemen, welcome to my underground layer. I have gathered before me the world's deadliest marketing and sales representatives, research and development teams, and some guy who does--what is it that you do?"
Programming Henchman "I'm a programmer, sir. I'm in charge of all the other programmers at here at Microsoft. I found out about this secret meeting from a memo I found on the ground outside the building."
BG "O RLY?" [leet speek, spoken by an evil genius!] "We'll, you aren't really suppost to be in this room, however, there is a conference with the other programmers at 2pm in the conference room upstairs. We'll chat later."
PH "OK. Well, I'll see you around." [causally leaves the room]
BG "Right...OK then, everyone here that is suppost to be here? Good. OK, from the top. Cue the Maniacal Brass Music and the lightening again."
[Maniacal brass music from Austin Powers followed by lighting flash with thunder]
BG "As I was saying, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground layer, I have gathered before me the world's deadliest marketing and sales representatives, research and development teams, and ofcourse our team of assassins. And yet you have all failed me in one way or another."
[The everyone else at the table begins to feel uncomfortable]
BG "Yeah, I assume that your squirmming means that you are in a world of shhh. For instance, Mike Nash, you are suppost to be incharge of security technology. Judging by these numbers, I don't see much security going on. On top of that, yesterday, I let you house sit for my cat that I use when we have these meetings and today I find that you did something horrible to him."
Mike Nash "But sir, I fed him, groomed him, I even gave him a bath just as you requested."
BG Look at what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!"
[Hired musicials play Shock-and-Awe]
BG "You sure as hell can't bath a cat with Nair, and you definitely suck at software security. So I'm just going to cut to the chase and-- DIE!!!!!! " [Pushes release button, sends Nash to the incinerator]
MN "Auuuuugghhh!!!!1!"
BG [Sees Senior VP Brian Valentine snicker.] "What, Mr. Valentine? You think this is funny? Is there something amusing about why Microsoft is lossing ground? I hired you people to sell my product. How am I suppost to sell a product if people don't buy it?"
BV "Well, why didn't you speak to that head programming guy who was just--"
BG: " SILENCE! " [Pushes release button, sends Valentine to the incinerator]
BV "Auuuuugghhhhh!!!!1!"
BG "God, you people make me angry! And when Dr. Evil--er, I mean-- Bill Gates is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!1! "
[Pushes release button, sends random henchmen to a fiery doom]
BG "Steven Sinofsky, Jim Allchin, Paul Allen, Melinda, Evil Defective Linus Torvalds Robot-Clone, Karl Rove, man on the other end of the room who flips switches, man with clipboard looking busy, and Satan, I have spared your lives so that we can get this damn thing over with. They say our product is defective, but we are going to do what those insubordinate fools couldn't, were finally going to choose the colors for the box to put the software in!"
Steven Sinofsky "But what about the software?" [Sees Gates move toward the button with his name.] "Oh, wait, right! Sorry. I forgot, that's what programmers are for."
Man I wish I was this creative in English class.