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Both Sides of Wii

Yesterday Nintendo released the official name for their next console. Formerly the Revolution, and now simply called Wii, reaction has been strong among gaming fans. A Brian Crecente article in the Rocky Mountain News looks at why Wii is bad, from a marketing perspective. Chris Kohler, over at Game|Life, looks at why Wii is good because of its iconoclastic nature. And, always happy to help with the irreverent, Games.net examines why Wii is weird. From that article: "We don't think Nintendo Wii is a truly terrible console name, but it's an uncharacteristically risky choice, even for Nintendo. We admire its simplicity and its playfulness (the two i's represent multiplayer action, you see). But on the flip side, parents will have a hard time pronouncing it ("Nintendo...why?") and hardcore gamers will slam it ..."

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  1. Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I missed the first article about this name change but this reminds me of the urban legend of the Chevrolet Nova in Latin America. Nova means literally "doesn't go" in Spanish and so my teacher told me in Spanish class that it did horrible in Latin America. This isn't true, as the article points out and I wonder what exactly goes through an executive's head as they pick out a name for a product. From the article:
    A logical analysis of the story would also indicate its unlikelihood: It strains credibility to believe that a company as large as General Motors, with marketing executives and other employees and contacts throughout the world, wouldn't be aware of a negative meaning of a product name. In fact, according to one marketing analyst (Cecelia Bouleau, quoted in Business Mexico magazine), GM marketers discussed the possibility of confusion with the name, but "they kept the name and it sold very well. ... I think that the word is sufficiently incorporated into the language as meaning 'new' as in 'bossa nova' that the criticism isn't valid."
    You have to imagine that the execs at Nintendo saw this as a risqué move and weighed in the possible problems they would have marketing it. Is there a cultural barrier here that is plaguing a dominantly Japanese company?

    Also to note about Wii is that the logo looks very ... Apple-esque in its very light gray on white background way.

    All these jokes have been made about the name but on the manufacturer's site, you'll find this little blurb:
    Introducing ... Wii.
    As in "we."
    While the code-name "Revolution" expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer.
    Wii will break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else.
    Wii will put people more in touch with their games ... and each other. But you're probably asking: What does the name mean?
    Wii sounds like "we," which emphasizes this console is for everyone.
    Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii.
    Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play.
    And Wii, as a name and console, brings something revolutionary to the world of video games that sets it apart from the crowd.
    So that's Wii. But now Nintendo needs you.
    Because, it's really not about you or me.
    It's about Wii.
    And together, Wii will change everything.
    So you see, even they are aware of the puns that come with a name like Wii. Personally, I'm glad they chose something other than an old name coupled with a high number (Nintendo 64, Xbox 360, Sega 32, etc.) because that makes it sound like something where bitrate and technical specs are the only things that concern a gamer. And they're not. The thing that concerns me the most is if there's going to be games that I enjoy, Tetris did that with 16 bits so I welcome anything at any bit rate that provides me with entertainment.
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    1. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you see, even they are aware of the puns that come with a name like Wii.
       
      I know they are aware of the usage you detail above, but the second i saw it I though Nintendo penis or Nintendo urine and i'm not so sure they thought of that cause I immediately laughed at the name and even if i like the system, it's forever going to be the Nintendo urinal to me.

    2. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play.

      Every time I read something saying how "unique" the controllers are for the thing, I wonder to myself if any of these people calling it unique have ever used a remote control. Most people I'm sure have about 5 remote controls currently in use with another 5-10 lost in the couch cushions or placed in a box with all the old electronics.

      The only unique thing about it is the fact that no other gaming console uses a controller anything "remotely" like it, but that doesn't mean its on the same level of innovation as the first gamepad that was ever created.

    3. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by jrmiller84 · · Score: 1

      Also to note about Wii is that the logo looks very ... Apple-esque in its very light gray on white background way. I believe the design was done by someone at Appple actually. I can't remember the source but I know I read this somewhere recently.

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    4. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have to imagine that the execs at Nintendo saw this as a risqué move and weighed in the possible problems they would have marketing it.

      No. This is a classic example of when no one in the boardroom has the guts to say "Sir, that is a terrible idea."

    5. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
      No. This is a classic example of when no one in the boardroom has the guts to say "Sir, that is a terrible idea."
      Oh, I'm sorry, were you there when it happened? Please enlighten us as you must've been there to know that no one proposed something else or warned that this might be difficult for their customer base to accept.
    6. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by vadim_t · · Score: 4, Informative

      I wonder why people keep bringing the "nova" example when there are much better ones.

      Mitsubishi Pajero: "Pajero", in Spain means literally "wanker". No need for weird interpretations.

      Mazda Laputa: Will be heard as "Mazda la puta", or "Mazda the whore". "Mazda" also sounds like a female name.

    7. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Wdomburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Two small sensors placed near the TV and a chip inside the controller track its position and orientation, allowing the player to manipulate the action on screen by physically moving the controller itself. For example, you could slash an in-game sword by actually swinging the controller from side to side, turn a race car just by twisting your wrist, or aim your gun in a shooter by pointing the controller where you want to fire."

      So you're telling us your TV remote is motion sensitive?

    8. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by iainl · · Score: 1

      Or, to pick another Japanese car manufacturer, the rather excellent Toyota MR2 is a problem in France, where merdeux sounds like a fairly 'shit' name for a vehicle.

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    9. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Crizp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Scandinavia, Honda released the Honda Fitta ('fitta' means 'the cunt' in Norwegian). It was quickly changed to "Honda Jazz".

    10. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Didn't they try this before? Didn't it fail the first time?

      I hope they got it right this time, because the thought of another Power Glove scares me.

      -Z

    11. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by mikeisme77 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nintendo's board room isn't made up of marketing folks though. They are made up of video game geniuses... The idea for Brain Age came out of the Nintendo board room (and Iwata is even listed in the credits). The Legend himself, Miyamoto, is also part of the board of directors of Nintendo. These aren't exactly people who are afraid of risk (before Brain Age came out in Japan, the press expect it to fail. And Miyamoto has an obsession with innovation). So I think if the board really thought it was a dumb idea, they would have said something. I think more likely, they WANTED it to be controversial. Think of the FREE press from the controversial name...

    12. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      There is such a thing as bad publicity. Remember New Coke?

    13. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by DMNT · · Score: 2, Funny

      This reminds me of the time when Finnish vacuum cleaner company Electrolux tried to invade the US markets with a slogan "Nothing sucks like Electrolux".

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    14. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

      Well, seperatley the two bits of the Revolution controller aren't exactly new.

      As for remote control style game controllers, the CDi and PS2 beat them (you can control games with the PS2 DVD remote, although it's pretty useless at it), plus games on digital TV services use a remote as well.

      Motion sensitive controllers isn't exactly the newest either, AFAIK there have been a couple of arcade games that used them (including, naturally, a sword fighting one). Sega were apparently planning one for the Saturn for "Air NiGHTS", and I suppose Sambda De Amigo's maracas count as well.

      I suppose the entire package, and having it as standard may be "Revolution"ary though.

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    15. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by tawhaki · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, "Bossa Nova" is Portuguese, not Spanish. And in Portuguese, "nova" really means "new".

    16. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by popular · · Score: 1

      but then Coke got a healthy boost when they introduced the slightly-different-than-original Classic, which was the point of New Coke in the first place.

    17. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1
      I remember Coke II, which was pretty much just Pepsi in a Coke bottle... Is that the same thing as new Coke?

      However, I don't think this IS bad publicity. Sure people are making fun of the name, but it's just a name. And they're making fun of it in a rather immature/middle school sort of way (with toilet jokes). The fact of the matter is, that it's a simple, unique name that's easy to remember and sticks out. Is the name a little silly? Yes. Is that such a bad thing? I don't think so. Will people remember this name? Yes. If the games are fun, will people be able to overlook the fact that the name is comical? Yes. Will the non-gamers be able to remember the name of the system with the cool name better because it's a little silly (and simple)? Probably...

    18. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      You would think that the fact that the Nova's actually sold better than predicted would have been an indication that people should stop putting it in Economics textbooks and using it as examples of bad names.

      Personally, I'm partial to things that end up like they shouldn't in English. Like this chinese restaurant that I saw in Lake City, Florida (sorta looks like profanity, so possibly NSFW).

      That restaurant is there every time I drive through that spot, so I'm not sure that it necessarily matters what you call yourself for small-time business.

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    19. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      you mean the New Coke that boosted Cokes sales when they went back to the original recipe?

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    20. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand why the name change might be a risky move, but I see nothing risqué about it.

    21. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by aywwts4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, because trying something earlier... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_&_Watch

      Necessarily defines how succesful it's followup will be. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_DS

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    22. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Tiro · · Score: 1
      Lahore, Pakistan literally translates to "The Whore"

      So what?

    23. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Bobby-Steels · · Score: 1

      I think it's called Honda Jazz here in Spain too, so maybe you're wrong.

    24. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Coke was from the 1980s. It was an attempt to add a new, fresh taste to Coke, rather than sticking with the same old formula. It was a disaster.

    25. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All these jokes have been made about the name but on the manufacturer's site, you'll find this
       
      That wont stop people making fun of it though. People make unfunny jokes about Apple's iNames all the time. The only funny iName joke, and it's only funny given the way people poke fun at the iName branding, was the "iWas assembled in Taiwan" printed on the underside of the original iBooks. Takes the humour out of it, knowing that the people that thought it up realised it was going to happen before anyone else had a chance.

      I'm sure we can all look forward to the BuzzBox 720 Special Chuck Norris Edition Mk. II Xtreme fans making jokes about how stupid the Wii name is for the next decade.

    26. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by hansg · · Score: 1

      It's actually swedish, but close enough i guess....

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    27. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by thesaintar · · Score: 0

      Not really. Several automobile brands have had to change their model names before entering spanish speaking markets. For instance, the Mitsubishi Pajero is known as Montero in Spanish speaking markets because Pajero means "wanker", literally. There's a Nissan Laputa, which in spanish would mean "the whore" also. And the Hyundai Tiburon was simply calle S-Coupé, since Tiburon means Shark.

    28. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... they must have copied that from Vax. The Vax vaccuum cleaners were marketed in Britain and Australia (and probably other countries) as: "Nothing sucks like a Vax". They knew the connotations, but it was a fun, attention-grabbing slogan.

      It of course caused much humour around the server-room every time a VAX computer broke, though.

    29. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Apropos Air NiGHTS, Sega is alledgedly working on that for the Revolution.

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    30. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by wvitXpert · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I hated it at first, but after reading some of the defenses for the name it's kind of growing on me.

    31. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Compare the movement of a gamepad and a remote.

      Gamepad: push button, stuff happens.

      Remote: lift remote, look at it to find the right button, push it, look back at screen to see if the 12:00 or AV1 has gone away. Curse. Repeat.

      Most geeks can work remotes without looking but a lot of people still point, look, squint, pray for luck and hit what they hope is the right thing. My point is that this is not suitable for gaming and any sort of twitch gaming is going to be nothing but piles of bodies at the respawn point.

      Hey! Maybe I could actually get some kills in such a game! Bring it on!

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    32. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, SCO wasn't doing too well despite the massive amount of press they received in the tech media.

      Although by your reasoning, I guess we should expect Gamecube sales to spike once the Wii is released.

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    33. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by SuperRob · · Score: 1

      And do you really think that people who don't normally play games (the ones Nintendo is trying to reach) will bother reading any reasons for the name? Isn't it more likely that they'll chuckle to themselves and then pick a product that doesn't require them to embarass themselves in the middle of a store?

    34. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Doomstalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Note that the article you linked to says that the Power Glove was made by Mattel not Nintendo. Also note that almost two decades of technological advancements separate the Power Glove and the Wii (ugh- I like the idea of the system, but the name still sounds dumb to me). The Power Glove had limited potential largely because of technology: first off, a 3D controller doesn't make sense on a system with only 2D capabilities; secondly, RF and motion sensing technology has come a long way since then. Things should be a lot more interesting this time around.

    35. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, Wii is not a good name.

      It's almost like some dumb site I frequently visit. The name has something to do with a slash, a dot, another dot... I dunno, its almost purposefully confusing.

      Or another company that calls itself "Apple". I mean, who would think of naming a company "apple" and the kicker is they are in the tech business. Heh, talk about a rotten name.

    36. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by greyseal · · Score: 1

      Ever used a TiVo remote? I never look at the buttons on that one, since it has a very natural, ergonomic fit in my hand, and the buttons are well laid out.

      I suspect that Nintendo will do something similar.

    37. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the wastes of genes that listed the models by correct order and manufacturer:

      He said based on the name alone, you god damned retards. It doesn't count if you look them up or are already intimately familiar with the products (and in your case, "intimately" is probably in the literal sense, you fuckwits).

    38. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Thwomp · · Score: 1
      No. This is a classic example of when no one in the boardroom has the guts to say "Sir, that is a terrible idea."

      No, it's because Shigsy is sitting there in his Link get-up brandishing his fricking master sword and shield!

    39. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by systemic+chaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's why the Wii controller isn't laid out like a 90s universal remote. That's why it's a different contoured shape than a hershey bar remote control. That's why there are generally just a few large buttons. Compare this to the DualShock, etc, and think about which one looks more daunting to your "non-geek" consumer.

    40. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by nanojath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course it's impossible to tell without some kind of insider report but I bet you're wrong, it is impossible, the way naming exercises are conducted, that some serious opposition to this idea wasn't raised. Maybe they have some whole different system in Japan.

      I think it's a dog, for what it's worth, but I suspect that among all of the arguments about the reasoning behind it, the one closer to the truth is that it surely does set it apart from the pack. Revolution was a totally generic name, a word utterly overused to the point of meaninglessness, and of course conceptually too close to 360 (itself a total case study in a crummy, safe, totally corporate blah naming). A name can only do so much damage, when you have the sterling underlying recognition of Nintendo. In the end just generating crazy amounts of talk may prove it a worthwhile gamble.

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    41. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      when you need a half-page to explain the name, the name needs work. i look forward to the system, and referring to it as nintendo, as opposed to wii.

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    42. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by chrnb · · Score: 0

      Same goes for Sweden, not Denmark though

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    43. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by idonthack · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Remote: lift remote, look at it to find the right button, push it, look back at screen to see if the 12:00 or AV1 has gone away. Curse. Repeat.
      Do you really see that happening with a remote that only has three buttons?
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    44. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by eidolons · · Score: 1
      Not to sound too simplistic about this naming business, but as far as the English language is concerned, Wii just sounds ridiculous - for the simple reason that "Wii" conjures up images of either a) pee b) peeing c) penis. Wee, weeing, or wee-wee. Get it? Of course you do. Why the hell Nintendo couldn't is beyond me.

      I mean they thought that us English speakers would see "wii" and think "we", as in "community", "friendship", "everyone". First of all, that is cheesy. It just rings of Japanese schlock marketing right there. One thing I've noticed is that their marketing techniques grant a level of self-referential corniness and easy puns that comes across as cheesy in the West.

      As long as the games are good, it doesn't matter. I certainly plan to by one of those Nintendo weenies. But I'm going to make fun of it for a loooong time I think (unfortunately).

    45. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      More like

      Gamepad: push button, look up and try to figure out what happened. No, that's kick not jump. No, that one brings up a menu. That one doesn't seem to do anything, is it unused or does it only when used at the same time as other buttons...

      Not that the Wii controller sounds much better. You still need to experiment to figure out how the game developers implemented different types of actions, or if they did so at all. How do I put up my shield rather than swing my sword? Or grab hold of that vine? Am I performing this gesture correctly? It seems like it would be much harder to figure out how to do things by experiment.

    46. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Angostura · · Score: 1

      No. I think that the people who normally don't play games will think the whole things is very cute thank-you-very-much once the see the kooky wii animations on TV.

    47. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Deoki_PT · · Score: 1

      "NOVA" doesnt mean "doesnt go", either in Spanish, Portuguese or any other Latin language, so your Spanish teacher is as wrong as you. "NOVA" means "NEW" in the feminine sence of the word, wich in the male sence it would be "NOVO". SO, if your refering to "No vá!" (Dont go!), then I should point that its ment as a joke, and Im sure that its not the cause for the bad sales. Hey, maybe some american car brands are really bad. I dont know since I only use European ones. For example, I think you guys have a car called "Pinto", right? "Pinto" is the son a hen, or chiken, or whatever. Sorry for the mistakes cause english is not my primary language.

    48. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Sepodati · · Score: 1

      I certainly plan to by one of those Nintendo weenies.

      You mean Nintendo Wiinies?

      ---John Holmes...

    49. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Flavio · · Score: 1
      GM marketers discussed the possibility of confusion with the name, but "they kept the name and it sold very well. ... I think that the word is sufficiently incorporated into the language as meaning 'new' as in 'bossa nova' that the criticism isn't valid."
      Except that bossa nova is a Brazilian music genre. And in Portuguese, 'nova' is the feminine form of 'new'. The "doesn't go" interpretation is exclusive to Spanish. Using a Brazilian term is a pretty stupid way to prove a point in Spanish. A marketer that can't distinguish between these two languages clearly doesn't care about Latin America.

    50. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "I wonder why people keep bringing the "nova" example when there are much better ones."

      Yeah, like 'Dreamcast' with the Cinnabun logo.

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    51. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Crizp · · Score: 1

      http://forbruker.no/bil/article291156.ece

      Just one link, and Norwegian at that, but a quick Googling found German, Swedish and Finnish links as well as misc forums in English discussing this. It's no bunk.

    52. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Rayonic · · Score: 1
      I'm sure we can all look forward to the BuzzBox 720 Special Chuck Norris Edition Mk. II Xtreme fans making jokes about how stupid the Wii name is for the next decade.

      I'd be more concerned about the non-gamers (Nintendo's target audience) making fun of the name. Even worse, those are the type of people that wouldn't take a closer look.
    53. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Nova sold even better than expected. There was no failure.

    54. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "There is such a thing as bad publicity. Remember New Coke?"

      You're kidding, right? Coke's success after the delivery and withdrawl of the New Coke had people thinking they intentionally released New Coke as a marketting gimmick.

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    55. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by wvitXpert · · Score: 1

      No, I think that the Wii is the one console who's name they will not forget.

    56. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig says it all. I had not seen the censorship in action until now. Wow.

    57. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by TenLow · · Score: 1

      I liked 8 bit tetris better. Now tetris attack on the other hand is another story.

    58. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the letter w and two i's (pronounced as 'eyes').

      Nintendo Wise?

    59. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      also, in brasil at least, "pinto" is a slang for human male's genitals. sorta like "dick" in american slang.

      in brasil it wouldn't be only ridiculous, it'd be downright ofensive (wich would make it ilegal).

      not related to cars, but also on the subject. in the star wars prequels, the character "count Dooku" had his name changed in dubbed versions to "count dookan". "dooku" sounds to much like "do cu", which means "from the anus".

      naming things or persons in this connected, globalized age can be a really complicated thing

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    60. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nuevo and nueva. Pendejo.

    61. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by flibuste · · Score: 1

      So what's the real answer on "Nova"? Because the more I read the posts here, the more I hear people saying "Nova" is Portugese for "new", means "don't go" in Spanish and that "Nuevo" or "Nueva" is the Spanish for "New".

      So who's wrong? You? All the other posts plus the parent poster's teacher?

    62. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded, thats a most impressive sig.

    63. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by secolactico · · Score: 1

      In at least two spanish speaking countries I've seen both Monteros and Pajeros on the street. I believe Pajeros were sold as the deluxe or higher end model of Monteros. Nobody remarked on the name tho everybody probably tought about it when they first heard the name. I think the Pajero then went on to become Montero Sport (which didn't resemble either Monteros or Pajeros).

      Tiburon does mean shark, and they were sold as such. It's not a bad image to associate with a car, anyway (no worse than Impala, at least).

      Nova, as a single word, is as common in spanish as it is in english, eg. Supernova. I don't remember seeing a Chevy Nova in person, tho.

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    64. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      I don't know. For me, it conjured up the French word for yes, the whole "group of us" thing ("Wii're playing a game together!"), and an exclamation that means "I'm having fun."

      But then I'm not obsessed with urine and penises.

      BTW have you heard that Sony has a console called the "PSone" (pronouned Pee-ess One, or Piss-One". That's hysterical. I mean, Pee, and Piss, mean "Urine" in English, and "one" is a slangword meaning the same thing! I bet they didn't sell a single one and people constantly taunted them about the name's uniric connotations.

      Oh, they didn't?

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    65. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by decepty · · Score: 1

      I personally look forward to the ability to play with my Wii one-handed.

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    66. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by thesaintar · · Score: 0

      The only Pajeros you'll see in spanish-speaking countries are gray-market imports, since all official imports were labeled as Montero. At least where I live, the Chevy Nova was never manufactured nor sold as an import, and snopes.com reports the Nova story as an urban legend, although it would make it into a pun because nova could be read as No Va (doesn't go), therefore, it could be read as Chevrolet No Va (Chevrolet Doesn't Go). The Tiburon was effectively marketed as the Hyundai SCoupé (Sports Coupe)

    67. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      They have come a long way since the power glove but there are recent failures as well.

      I own both of the above devices, I have an unhealthy fetish with unique control mechanisms, and seeing what interesting things I can do program wise with their APIs, despite that both of them are crap and share dusty shelf space next to my VFX1 Headset (with puck), Mixman Pro, and the far more useful (at least for solid modeling) 3D space mouse.

      Leading up to their announcement of the controller design I was CONVINCED this wouldn't be it because of all the past failures. It's one of those things that looks really good on paper but is just poor in practice, due to inherent flaws like users trying to find their home position, quickly tiring their arms out trying to keep them afloat while using it and very difficult to interpret sensor outputs. Past that gaming that requires lots of movement past the thumbs is usually reserved for occasional play as opposed to the only mode of play. It's nice to hit the arcades on the weekend but for a relaxing game after work most still prefer the minimal movements required by a keyboard and mouse or gamepad.

      Honestly if Nintendo pulls this off it will be a stroke of genius, and if anyone can it's them, even still I'm not holding my breath.

    68. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Deoki_PT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Nova" and "Novo" means "New" in Portuguese. "Nueva" and "Nuevo" means "New" in Spanish. "Não vá!" means "Dont go!" in Portuguese. "No vá!" means "Dont go!" in Spanish. Simple :)

    69. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me or does Wii look like WWII?

    70. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by lgw · · Score: 1

      allowing the player to manipulate the action on screen by physically moving the controller itself

      Two words: gorilla arm.

      "This is now considered a classic cautionary tale to human-factors designers" - I guess some designers didn't hear the tale in time.

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    71. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by zfalcon · · Score: 1

      They didn't go back to the original recipe.

      New Coke was a ploy to switch over to high fructose corn syrup from sugar when they "rereleased" Coke Classic.

      Coke Classic != Original Coke

    72. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, like 'Dreamcast' with the Cinnabun logo."

      This is not flamebait. When the Dreamcast and logo were announced, everybody reacted the same way they're reacting to the Wii now. Before Dreamcast, the system was called 'Katana'. Everybody thought that was cool. Then, one day, Sega announced the name Dreamcast and gave us a swirly logo. The jokes were flying. I even remember over at Next-Generation.com, shortly after the launch of the DC, the Editor published a letter from a reader that simply said: "Who's making fun of the Dreamcast name now?"

      Nobody remembers this because the DC turned out to be a great machine. Nevertheless, it is true. I'm not picking on the DC here, that really happened.

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    73. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between an accessory marketed by a third party and a feature of the bundled controller that developers can count on being available.

      The Power Glove also only detected roll, while the Wii controller detects yaw, pitch and roll.

    74. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Wdomburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very few things are truly new in their components. The key is finding the correct composition. :) Though the ability to create attachments is pretty damn novel.

    75. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in English, Dooku is a ridiculous name, similar to dookie which brings similar images.

    76. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by cflannagan · · Score: 1

      Like iPod you mean? Seriously, you have no idea what the general masses would think. Neither do I. So stop pretending.

    77. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      360 (itself a total case study in a crummy, safe, totally corporate blah naming)

      Hey, you have to admit it's way better than the "Xbox Two Pi Radians"

    78. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by sootman · · Score: 1

      What does 'wanker' mean in English?

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    79. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by thanasakis · · Score: 1

      That's nothing...in Greek, "Heston" actually means "shit him" so we had to rename Charlton Heston to Charlton Easton :-)

    80. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      When you grow up boy you'll find out!

    81. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is only about the name, it has nothing to do with how the Wii will taste like. It has nothing to do with the quality of the product, it's free publicity.

    82. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Well, Lahore's not a high-profile global product name chosen by a presumably expensive marketing/branding process, designed to resemble a word in a particular language that in some regions (that use that language) means urine, for a start.

    83. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Yes. Coke II was the name they sold it under from 1992 and on.

    84. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Of course nova in Spanish means Novate in English. Not exactly a common term, for those to lazy to check in a dictionary, it means to replace with something new, usually in reference to obligations.

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    85. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Dan+D. · · Score: 1
      I sorta imagine a 8 - 10 hour long committee on naming where someone goes "what if..." and then makes the statements about 'i' looking like people and the controller and putting it together is like breaking down the walls... and then finally with shimmery eyes he brings his hands together and says "synergistically" and then committee members so mind numbed from being in the tedium for 8 - 10 hours feel relieved that finally, finally there are enough clever bullet points behind it that they can go home.

      in fact, "none of wii is as dumb as all of wii"

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    86. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      Why? I think, considering the person, it's a perfectly good name!

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    87. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by notb4dinner · · Score: 1

      Not that it really matters, but I seem to remember the Game and Watches being fairly popular.

    88. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      There is a difference here. Game & Watch was massively successful. Hands up if you had one. Hands up if you know someone who had FIVE. *sticks hand up*

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    89. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but with spanish speaking countries you'll always have problems. Worsd that are acceptable in one country are slang for something bad in another Spanish-speaking country. I think Microsoft had that problem recently, where their spanish language edition used a word for woman that was fine in Spain, but used to mean bitch in Latin America?

    90. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by buswolley · · Score: 1

      No. They just smoked too much Wiid.

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    91. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Deoki_PT · · Score: 1

      "Nova" is a singular feminine substantive meaning literally "New". Period.

    92. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, your sig doesn't work for me - I get google image search with tanks in both instances.

    93. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      In Portuguese, but in Spanish that would be "nueva".

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    94. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Which strange dialect are you talking about? Or are you just making stuff up? I would pronounce it "emm-err-deux".

    95. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      I don't remember anyone being upset about the iPod's name. Maybe it seemed a bit silly at first because it followed the iMac, iBook, and other iStuff, but iPod was never a bad name.

      Wii... on the surface, it sounds small, urine-related, and is spelled oddly.

      And if you dig deeper and read the reasoning behind the name, it sounds pretentious.

      I'm already over the initial shock, and I look forward to hearing more about the Wii at E3, but the name is still lousy.

    96. Re:Nintendo's Wii akin to Chevrolet's Nova? by Tiro · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you'd prefer to discuss Boise, I-DA-HO?

  2. Igor international? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the first blog:
    It's interesting how bad it is, said Steve Manning, managing director of branding company Igor International, the company behind such names as MTV's Urge and The Signature at MGM Grand. I don't know who's going to love it.[emp mine]
    Right. Someone from 'Igor international' who created 'Urge' shouldn't criticise anything

    Anyway, the only really thoughtful paragraph in any of the articles was from the Gamelife blog - and it was a quote from the comments to an earlier article:
    Talking to people that have worked in games retail, you find that normal people can't/don't/won't keep the names of the systems straight. People ask for PlayStation 360s and PlayCubes and Mario on Xbox even though they actually own a GameCube - to them the system names are confusing and completely interchangeable.

    This is basically Nintendo trying to create a name and brand that is in no way similar to the others, in order to be distinct in the minds of consumers. They see the ad, they actually retain the correct name, and they go and ask for it at the store.

    Also, while it may sound dumb to us, you know that they focus-tested the hell out of it in all three territories and, at the very least, it's not completely repellent to those focus groups.
    That's as good an explanation as any I've heard (in fact all the good speculation I've read about on not just this story, but just about anything recent, has come from random members of the public rather then the pundits)
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    1. Re:Igor international? by Otter · · Score: 1
      Right. Someone from 'Igor international' who created 'Urge' shouldn't criticise anything

      Alternatively, one might argue that the name is so awful that even the director of "Igor International" thinks it's a bad idea. Perhaps we can convene marketing experts from Mandriva, Ekiga and SplunkBase to discuss this further.

      I think the bottom line, though, is that the Nintendo brand is so much stronger than any of its product names that they might as well just clear away from everyone else. Parents will just ask for "Nintendo" anyway.

    2. Re:Igor international? by dorbabil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The original name for the NES in the US was the Advanced Video System, and was a top-loading system just like all previous cartridge units. Everyone was afraid of it, because of the Atari crash, so Nintendo redesigned and renamed the system. I think that's what they are trying to do again. Small and sleak versus big and scary. Easy to remember name. It sounds like they are trying to create a new market, just like they did in the 80s. The big questions are whether or not there needs to be a new one (Atari killed the one in the 80s, so there was an obvious need there), and whether or not they can actually do it

    3. Re:Igor international? by Manchot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As someone on the Gamelife blog pointed out, the very fact that Nintendo had to explain its decision and Chris Kohler had to back it up is proof enough that marketing-wise, the name has failed.

    4. Re:Igor international? by XO · · Score: 4, Funny

      But.. were any of those three territories english speaking? any of them have a gamer population? or for that matter a population of smartasses?

      Every chat channel I've joined in today has spent all day making fun of it. Yes, it's good for advertising, but it looks like the general consensus is that most English speaking people are NOT going to go to a game shop and ask to purchase a WII!

      I know I sure as hell am NOT going to say to the store clerk "Hi, I'd like to buy that Wii you have there."

      What are they going to call the eventual portable version? Mini Wee? Pocket Wii? Wii Wii ??

      Will Apple want to have their own branded version? iWii! A portable Apple brand! iWiiWii!

      Who's going to have a Wii party? "Dude, let's hook up our Wiis".

      "Dude, I am so tired.. I was up all night playing with my Wii."

      "John, can I see your Wii?"

      At least there is a bright side.

      It's not "Wii-NES."
      We hopefully won't have a game named "Super Mario Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

      You can play with your friends, and you can play with your Wii, but don't play with your Friend's Wii.

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    5. Re:Igor international? by hyfe · · Score: 1
      has come from random members of the public rather then the pundits)

      There is a difference?! How can you tell?

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    6. Re:Igor international? by jgalun · · Score: 1

      Right. Someone from 'Igor international' who created 'Urge' shouldn't criticise anything

      No, it's pronounced "eye-gor"

    7. Re:Igor international? by KingVance · · Score: 1

      if i had mod points i would definitely mod this funny. even though I am excited about the next gen nintendo console...but that has more to do with blind loyalty than anything else but i can say that even though some people are trashing it...youre still talking about it and as a result, it is in the forefront of your mind.. you may not buy it...but someone you talk about it to might.

    8. Re:Igor international? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Also, while it may sound dumb to us, you know that they focus-tested the hell out of it in all three territories and, at the very least, it's not completely repellent to those focus groups.

      The story of the Edsel.

      Focus groups are not real life.

      KFG

    9. Re:Igor international? by wanorris · · Score: 1

      Let me mull over a couple of things you found to be most telling:

      Also, while it may sound dumb to us, you know that they focus-tested the hell out of it in all three territories and, at the very least, it's not completely repellent to those focus groups.

      Do I understand you correctly? Any branding that comes from a major corporation cannot suck by definition, because it has been tested with focus groups?

      This is basically Nintendo trying to create a name and brand that is in no way similar to the others, in order to be distinct in the minds of consumers.

      I think it's a lot more likely to make everyone who hears it say "WTF?", including the parents of small children that they want to buy this thing. I can't see how that helps the console at all.

      Igor International or not, this makes sense to me:

      "The biggest key to figuring out it's a bad name is when they explain it," he said. "You don't have to explain a good name, you have to explain a bad name."

    10. Re:Igor international? by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling that that the American market will pronounce it "why" regardless of its proper pronunciation.

    11. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Honestly, I've been thinking that everything people like/dislike about Wii was (probably) intentional. In english the sylable we is associated with several words that can be used in a marketing campaign:

      Wii as in 'we'
      • Wii play together: the Nintendo Wii can have 4 people playing together

      • Wii Wifi: the Nintendo Wii is Wifi enabled and connects to the Nintendo Wifi service

      • Wii work together: the Nintendo Wii and Nintendo DS are compatible and work together (in some way)


      Wii as in "Wee"
      • Wii System: The Nintendo Wii is Nintendo's smallest system every produced (and one of the smallest console's ever)

      • Wii Controller: The Nintendo Wii's controller is the smallest controller ever produced

      • Wii price tag: The Nintendo Wii will be the cheapest systems ever


      Wii as in "Whee!"
      • Wii games: The Nintendo Wii was designed with a focus on producing better, more inovative and intuitive, controlls to improve the enjoyment of games


      Wii as in you "pee-pee" you imature fools
      • Bring a woman home to play with your Wii


      The biggest problems people have with the name Wii is that it does not bring up any images of playing games and it does not have a 'Mature' or 'Masculine' name; and I think that is the whole point. Calling a system XBox is about the same as naming your system the "Xtreme-Uber-Leet Box (don't play this you foolish woman or casual gamer)" which was what Microsoft was going for, they were trying to attract the hard-core gaming market. Wii is supposed to be a contrast to the (hard-core sounding) XBox and the (Technical sounding) PS3 by being very feminine sounding and very inviting.
    12. Re:Igor international? by c_forq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The big questions are whether or not there needs to be a new one

      I would just like to point out when Ford started churning out cars there was no need for horseless carriages. For many products (especially technology) it is not about an existing need, it is about creating a market. Once the market has been created a need will be established.

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    13. Re:Igor international? by fbjon · · Score: 0

      I remember the time when those types of jokes were funny. I was quite young then..

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    14. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Young enough to be the target market for Nintendo?

    15. Re:Igor international? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      The problem is that even if all of what you say is true, it is still a terrible name because it plays against the buying habits of Americans (maybe westerners in general) to buy things that are BIGGER! STRONGER! FASTER! BETTER! NOW 50% MORE EXTREME! The market for "smaller, less powerful, and communitarian" may be big in Japan, but in America is, well, wee.

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    16. Re:Igor international? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Though I still can't imagine game studios happy about having to market to this.
      "Blood Rain Exclusivly for the Wii"

      I know Nintendo isn't expecting many adult titles.. But there will and should be some, and with the special control system most titles will be exclusives.. This might not turn off fans or even buyers, I'm just afraid of it turning away the mature game producers.

    17. Re:Igor international? by nickos · · Score: 1

      I'm planning to buy one of these, but I can't be the only person who thinks Wii will be pronounced in the same way as "wee". "Wee" is slang for urine in the UK, and possibly in other non-US English speaking countries...

    18. Re:Igor international? by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

      I would love to know what percentage of his customers fall into that "playcube, mario-on-xbox" category.

      Any kid watching cartoons who sees a commercial for a product he wants will know exactly what the details are and will likely remind his parents exactly which product it was. If you want the Optimus Prime transformer, you know it. Now, by the time your parents got to the store they may only remember you want "a transformer" and get you the wrong one. In this type of scenario, Wii as a brand does nothing to help Nintendo because it has absolutely no familiarity with the masses. As the blog points out, it's not "Nintendo Wii" it's just "Wii". A confused parent looking for a game console for its child is going to have to pick from "Playstation" (that they've likely heard of), "Xbox" (that they've likely heard of) or "Wii" (what is that?). While the name may pique their curiosity, it does not provide the reassuring familiarity that a confused shopper is looking for. And since the name is so different, I'm guessing more confused parents will be asking Best Buy associates for "the nintendo console, I can't remember the name" instead of walking in and confidently saying "I want a we!".

      I'm largely ignoring the adult-gamer demographic because it seems that Nintendo is also. While I don't doubt a motion-sensitive controller could be a lot of fun at a party, adult gamers seem to be more accustomed to just sitting in their gaming chairs pushing buttons. What's the oldest gamer you've ever seen jumping on a DDR machine? And since Nintendo seems to have given up completely on M rated games, there's nothing to offer in that arena. And most adult gamers know what they are looking for and I have a hard time picturing gamer over 20 walking into a Walmart saying "yeah, I want to play Mario on the x-play-cube or whatever ya got". That is something a confused non-gamer parent of a young gamer would do, and something that I don't think "Wii" would help with.

    19. Re:Igor international? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Or for another view:

      The very fact that a simple name is generating this much discussion is proof enough that marketing-wise, the name has succeeded in getting everyone to recognize it and ingrained in their minds.

      I would like to see you do some marketing. Apparently, when people are talking a lot about your product, you consider that to be a failure. Everyone was talking about the name so much that they want Nintendo to say more about it. That's marketing genius right there. Nintendo has everyone in the palm of their hands. Usually people might talk about a name and come up with all sorts of rumors on why it is named the way it is. But now people are going directly to Nintendo, who while explaining the name, now also has a chance to throw in another word or two for the system. My bets are that if MS could have people coming to them asking "Why 360?" they would love it too. But no one cares. And we all know why Sony chose PS3. Ooh, it's the PS2+1. That's a name that will have familiarity but nothing more. Nintendo still has familiarity (Nintendo wii) but now they also have something unique but easy to remember (Nintendo wii)

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    20. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, if you're looking at hardcore gamers. Nintendo doesn't have to explain its name to the public, Microsoft and Sony do. The public will see "Wii" and be interested because it's not anything they've seen before. Hardcore gamers will know enough about the machine to possibly want to buy it regardless of a name they feel is stupid.

      Nintendo isn't trying to snag YOU with the name. It's trying to snag other people who don't think of toilet humor 24-7 and are confused by names like "Xbox 360". That's the point of the quote.

    21. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft should start an ad campaign against this:

      "Why play with your Wii when you can play with your Box."

      -John - subism.com

    22. Re:Igor international? by leland242 · · Score: 1

      "And since Nintendo seems to have given up completely on M rated games, there's nothing to offer in that arena."

      Yes, Nintendo doesn't make M games. However, their 3rd party developers do.

      See: Capcom - Resident Evil 4
      Why?: Game of the Year - many sites / publications
      Platform: Gamecube

    23. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the name iPod failed too, then, since back in 2001, critics everywhere said "What the hell does that mean? This is a terrible product."

    24. Re:Igor international? by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

      Would it make you better if I had said "little" to offer instead of "nothing"?

      While it's true that third party developers may develop M rated games if they choose, for the most part they choose not to because Nintendo does not foster the adult gamer demographic. Check out Nintendo's own website. The top 10 "Most Wanted" games are:

      1. Legend of Zelda, The: Twilight Princess Adventure
      2. Nintendogs - Lab & Friends Simulation
      3. Pokémon Emerald RPG
      4. Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness RPG
      5. Madden NFL 06 Football, Sports
      6. Animal Crossing: Wild World Simulation
      7. Mario Kart DS Racing
      8. DK: King of Swing Action
      9. Mario Superstar Baseball Baseball
      10. WWE Day of Reckoning 2 Wrestling

      I'm not saying any of these games aren't fun for adults as well, but you cannot deny that Nintendo's primary focus is young gamers.

    25. Re:Igor international? by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      Finally! A car analogy!

    26. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get me wrong, I'm undecided as to whether this approach is going to work but I think the "Sky is falling" crowd is really out of touch with reality. I think that everyone can agree that Nintendo choose the name Wii carefully; and the name (probably) survived a series very tough focus groups. (The reason that focus groups are significant is that, usually, they tell a company ahead of time whether it is possible to build a brand. How well it is marketed, as well as how good of a product it is, determines whether it becomes a brand.) My main focus (in my last posting) was that Nintendo choose this name, I suspect, because it is very marketable to groups not typically associated with gaming (the elderly, women and young girls); something I'm not so sure Revolution was.

      Now another thing I'm sure people will agree on is that targeting the 'Hard-Core' or dedicated portion of a subculture is easy; they are (almost) entirely focused on the actual product and are far less concerned with the image associated with it. The group that is difficult to market towards are the more mainstream audience (in particular those that do not associate themselves with a sub-culture); the reason is simple, they get involved witht he activity because they want to seem cool for doing it. My brother (the non-gamer) hates the Gamecube (and Nintendo in general) regardless of whether they have games he enjoys; when I purchased a Nintendo DS he questioned why I didn't buy the PSP, when I said "The DS has the games I want on it" he looked at me like I was crazy not to want the more "Mature" option. Basically, you could say that after E3 (when more information about the games is known) the name will be a minor consideration to the average hardcore gamer; they'll be making up their mind based on whether Red Steel or Smash Bros. looks fun to play.

      Now, the question is whether Wii will be accepted by the mainstream American audience. Personally, I think this will be heavily dependant on how they try to market the system and the name provides a lot of options.

      "Size Matters! Try out Nintendo's Wii system"
      "Wii will, Wii will, Rock You!"
      "Wii play"

    27. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horseless carriage =/= car.

    28. Re:Igor international? by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 1

      Umm... My Mother-in-Law, my parents... Please...

    29. Re:Igor international? by thorshammer42 · · Score: 1

      Every chat channel I've joined in today has spent all day making fun of it. Yes, it's good for advertising, but it looks like the general consensus is that most English speaking people are NOT going to go to a game shop and ask to purchase a WII! Every chat channel is also full of in the know tech-people that would either buy or not buy the console regardless of the name. These aren't the people that Nintendo is targeting with a name like this. "Dude, I am so tired.. I was up all night playing with my Wii." Who would say that?? "Dude, I am so tired.. I was up all night playing (the) Wii", suddenly it doesn't sound so bad.

    30. Re:Igor international? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Wii is supposed to be a contrast to the (hard-core sounding) XBox and the (Technical sounding) PS3 by being very feminine sounding and very inviting.

      If that's what they were trying to do, they could do it better by picking a syllable that *doesn't* sound like a slang term for "urine" or "penis".

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    31. Re:Igor international? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Yes they are, they have specifically said so. Check the net for said sources if you are interested.

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    32. Re:Igor international? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Makes me think of my friend who worked at Wang Laboratories. He was quite emphatic that he did not work for Wang, he worked at Wang.

      Also makes me think of the old Benny Hill joke. A child goes up to his parent and says, "Daddy! Daddy! I wanna go wee! I wanna go wee!" Since there are no public restrooms about, Daddy tells the kid to hold it. But the kid keeps repeating it over and over--"I wanna go wee! I wanna go wee!" Finally, Dad takes the kid behind some bushes and says, "Okay. You can go wee here." The kid promptly throws his arms up and yells "WHEEE!!"

    33. Re:Igor international? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
    34. Re:Igor international? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      I know they will have mature titles, I'm just saying that I would hate to have to market something a mature as "exclusivly for the Wii"

    35. Re:Igor international? by leland242 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree that Nintendo is focused on making family friendly games. I think that they are open to other developers making M rated games for thier systems - however the perception of the consumer market is: Nintendo is for kids.

      This is a vicious circle where people don't buy a system because there are no adult games and publishers don't release adult games for Nintendo system since the "right" people don't own the system in the first place.

      That list is interesting - only 2 games not published by Nintendo on the list... (well, I think so anyway - Madden and WWE for sure, don't know about all of the others). I'm shocked that the upcoming Mario side-scroller for the DS didn't make the cut.

    36. Re:Igor international? by BinaryOpty · · Score: 1

      Why would they pronounce it why? Pronouncing it why is pronouncing it like the first half of Wi-Fi, which the average person has no exposure to. The average person off of the street will pronounce it "We" because that's how the word is spelled.

    37. Re:Igor international? by sootman · · Score: 1

      Talking to people that have worked in games retail, you find that normal people can't/don't/won't keep the names of the systems straight... This is basically Nintendo trying to create a name and brand that is in no way similar to the others [emphasis added] in order to be distinct in the minds of consumers. They see the ad, they actually retain the correct name, and they go and ask for it at the store.

      One word: Viiv. .

      I haven't seen it mentioned much in the last couple stories, but it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the name.

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    38. Re:Igor international? by identity0 · · Score: 1

      This is something that comes up every time product names are debated here on Slashdot, whether it's "Ubuntu Breezy Badger" or "Mandriva". People seem to want to argue quality of names as if they have a objective right or wrong to them which should be the determining factor regardless of what people think it sounds like. See the comments arguing that 'Jazz' should be considered dirty, or that

      Names merely carry connotations, which can vary depending on the listener. 'Cymbaline', for example, sounds very feminine to modern English speakers, but is actually a old English king's name, and the title of a Shakespeare play. You can argue that it "should" be a boy's name for ages, but that isn't going to change the fact that it sounds like a girl's name to people. Names are about suitability, not right or wrong.

      The point is, whether the name is acceptable varies depending on the listener. I'm sure that to the MTV demographic, "Igor International" and "The Urge" are perfectly fine. They love Linkin Park, Jay-Z, and 50 Cent after all. If anything, it shows that the guy knows how to market to a specific demographic group.

      Now, as far as 'Wii' goes - of course it's an unsuitable name, at least for the traditional gamer demographic. The fact that so many gamers are making fun of it shows that it is. You can argue that it has meaning beyond what people are thinking of and aestheics that are good, but you can't control people's minds to erase the fact that, to most English speakers, it leaves a bad first impression.

      What I would want to know is how it sounds to the non-gaming adult group, which is supposedly the group Nintendo wants to grow their marketshare in. Does it make it sound frivoulos or fun? I guess we'll see in a year or two.

    39. Re:Igor international? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People talked about Firestone a lot a few years ago... I guess that's good marketing too, huh?

      Anyone who says "there's no such thing as bad publicity" is an idiot with an agenda. Or a marketer. Or both.

    40. Re:Igor international? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Then I understand your point. However, I think this thinks more of US pop culture than Nintendo 's marketing department.

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    41. Re:Igor international? by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      The very fact that you and thousands of others can talk about NOTHING ELSE is proof enough that marketing-wise, the name as succeeded.

    42. Re:Igor international? by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      We hopefully won't have a game named "Super Mario Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

      Are you kidding? I would play that in a heartbeat!

    43. Re:Igor international? by saneman · · Score: 1

      but I was told it was "we-gor"?

  3. Nintendo by RafaelGCPP · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wii did you choose such wiird name? Wii?

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  4. Wii is a terrible name by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not only is it worse than Xbox 360, it will confuse the French and also everyone will keep making piss-poor jokes about it.

    See what I did there?

    1. Re:Wii is a terrible name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, can you run that by me again? I'm slow.

    2. Re:Wii is a terrible name by oahazmatt · · Score: 1
      ... it will confuse the French ...

      You believe the French are going to mistake reading "oui" for "Wii"?

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    3. Re:Wii is a terrible name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You demonstrated how after only 1 day those jokes already make you look dumb?

    4. Re:Wii is a terrible name by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      No, they will mistaking hearing "oui" for "Wii"

      The product is eseentially called the Nintendo Yes.

    5. Re:Wii is a terrible name by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this name. I swear there stealing this idea from the director of "Snakes on a Plane".

      In a matter of minutes, Nintendo turned the revolution into a laughing stock. Look on the net. ytmnd alone has 4 pages of wii jokes and that was within 6 hours. Maybe their thinking it's free publicity or something.

      There was no reason for Nintendo to change this name. Revolution was a good name. someone here suggested Gamecube Revolution and thats ok. even Super Gamecube would have been better than Wii.

      I swear that Nintendo is trying to make the Revolution fail.

    6. Re:Wii is a terrible name by acid_zebra · · Score: 1

      correction: everyone who still thinks like a sixth-grader.

      This would include 95% of the intarwebs, apparently.

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    7. Re:Wii is a terrible name by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok. I've read down as far as I can. No more. If everyone is freaking over the name rather that what the system can do then you should simply not buy the damn thing. Me, I'm going to check it out when it ships, and if it has games that entertain me I'm going to buy it whether they call it the "Revoloution", the "Wii", the "Snot", or even the "Doesn't suck that bad 3000". If it does suck that bad from a gameplay standpoint, well, then once again, the name won't matter, Nintendo won't get my money.

    8. Re:Wii is a terrible name by pdxaaron · · Score: 3, Funny

      I agree that it is a terrible name. Now if you'll excuse me, I drank too much soda and need to go take a wicked Nintendo.

    9. Re:Wii is a terrible name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I am a Nintendo fan. Unless Nintendo completely messes up, I will be buying a Wii. I don't care about the name, but if it means fewer Americans buying the system, then I get less 3rd party games to play. Simple as that. Of course, it is quite possible that Nintendo will do perfectly fine and come up with some good marketing slogans and almost no one will be making the jokes other than the people who already make fun of the GameCube's name.

    10. Re:Wii is a terrible name by demeteloaf · · Score: 1
      The fact is, regardless of how good the console is, nintendo is going to have to be able to market the console, and IMO, the name of a console makes a huge first impression. When consumers see a name that needs explination to figure out how to pronounce it, needs explination to figure out what it means, and once you have that explination, sounds like a 10 year old's slang term for urine, there's going to be a large number of them who go "wtf" and never even bother with the console

      Plus, there are people who are fickle like that, i know a couple kids who won't buy a gamecube because it's not cool. You think that they're going to pick up something that's going to get their friends are going to start calling them a "wiiner."

      People can say that the name doesn't make a difference in how good a console is all they want, but the fact is, the name is very important for marketing, and personally, the name wii can aonly hurt marketing IMO.

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    11. Re:Wii is a terrible name by MotionCity89 · · Score: 1

      Really does it matter? Call it the Nintendo Poop for all I care. If the system is unreal and the games are too, then millions around the world will be asking for poop for christmas! Is there really a correlation with a cool product name and the product actually being cool. IMHO the Element is a pretty sweet name. But then I see the thing and it's like gee thanks Honda, I always wondered what it would be like driving around in a cardboard box with wheels.

    12. Re:Wii is a terrible name by oahazmatt · · Score: 1
      The product is eseentially called the Nintendo Yes.

      A far better choice than the Nintendo considérez acheter ce produit

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    13. Re:Wii is a terrible name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, about as much as the english will mistake it for 'we'.

      dumbass.

    14. Re:Wii is a terrible name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone is freaking over the name rather that what the system can do then you should simply not buy the damn thing.

      I think there are a lot of people who *want* to buy the Revolution, and *want* it to be a success, but they want it to be universally popular so that there are actually games released for it. Weak branding will spoil the chance for this to happen, so they are upset that Nintendo are just "Wii'ing" their chances in this console generation down the toilet.

    15. Re:Wii is a terrible name by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I know, Nintendo Revolution sounds cool. It makes me think it will create a whole new gameplay experiance.

      Wii makes me think of... pee. And Nintendo Wii makes me think of that penny-arcade strip and Nintendo peeing... or something.

      I mean, why throw out a cool sounding name that has had some marketing already to replace it with something that sounds vaguely disturbing?

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    16. Re:Wii is a terrible name by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I always wondered what it would be like driving around in a cardboard box with wheels.

      Go to east Germany and ask any random person on the street.

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    17. Re:Wii is a terrible name by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      Oui!

    18. Re:Wii is a terrible name by urbaer · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this name. I swear there stealing this idea from the director of "Snakes on a Plane".
      If they were doing that wouldn't it be called the "Nintendo Console"?

    19. Re:Wii is a terrible name by ESqVIP · · Score: 1
      it will confuse the French

      I didn't know Yes was a reason for chaos.

    20. Re:Wii is a terrible name by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      Who wouldn't get confused by this ?

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  5. It could have been worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although they'd have to name is Nintendo Shitcock for that to be true.

    1. Re:It could have been worse.. by thelamecamel · · Score: 1

      Or MarioBook Pro.

    2. Re:It could have been worse.. by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

      Funniest AC post. ever. +37 Awesomeness.

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    3. Re:It could have been worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry that's already taken by the Scion SC.

    4. Re:It could have been worse.. by iainl · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, you say that, but their European distributer is Koch Media.

      Yes, the moment they start having the same problems that the 360 saw around release, we'll be talking about whethere Koch is releasing enough Wii.

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    5. Re:It could have been worse.. by pianoman113 · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:It could have been worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As funny as your comment is, what does the name have to do with whether or not the system and associated games are good?

      It's not like Nintendo has a history of great names. NES, SNES, N64, GC, GB, GBA, and DS are not exactly marketing genius. Yet, somehow Nintendo remains in business and has a core group of loyal users that they are seeking to expand.

      In fact, Nintendo has been actively targeting people who are not hardcore gamers. Perhaps the name, in a less than subtle manner, takes the piss out of those who might use the immature language of a 13 year old XBox or PS fanboy to describe anything by Nintendo. Then again, as a marketer, I smell unintentional cultural faux pas that Nintendo will leave dangling for a few weeks to garner press, only to replace it with something safe and more in line with the companies tradition, like Nintendo 128. Personally, I think they should call the system Nintendo GS. You'd still get the "And weeeeeee!" jokes from those pesky net users who know GS stands for "Gonads and Strife", but it sounds more like an expensive American thing.

    7. Re:It could have been worse.. by Gleng · · Score: 1

      I can imagine the titles:

      Mariokart Shitcock
      Zelda Shitcock
      Metroid Prime Shitcock ...

      I'd still buy it though. :(

      Imagine the portable "Shitcock Pocket". That sounds messy.

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    8. Re:It could have been worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's what the guys at penny-arcade would have called it. If Maddox was on their marketing team then it would be called the Nintendo Child Kicker.

    9. Re:It could have been worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about they spell it Shitcock, but pronounce it Cream Brule?
      See what I did there? I'm ahead of the curve.

    10. Re:It could have been worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call it that and everyone on Slashdot will want one.

    11. Re:It could have been worse.. by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      It could have been worse..
      (Score:5, Funny)
      by Anonymous Coward on Friday April 28, @08:47AM (#15220004)
      Although they'd have to name is Nintendo Shitcock for that to be true.

      Heh, that TOTALLY reminded me of:

      Prince John: You mean you changed it to Latrine?
      Latrine: Yeah, used to be Shithouse.

    12. Re:It could have been worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me even that would sound better than "Wii." I mean shitcock is actually a word (well two words), what the hell is a "Wii" ?

    13. Re:It could have been worse.. by MadJo · · Score: 1

      No sir, that would be Nintendo Wang.
      Has to be a monosyllable :)

  6. Reaction among sony has been strong too.. by saboola · · Score: 5, Funny

    They changed the name of the Playstation 3 back to that marketing term from the PS2. The "Playstation Emotion Engine", or PEE.

    1. Re:Reaction among sony has been strong too.. by RafaelGCPP · · Score: 1

      Will they use Playstation Integrated Surround Sound either? You know, the PISS chip?

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    2. Re:Reaction among sony has been strong too.. by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      "They changed the name of the Playstation 3 back to that marketing term from the PS2. The "Playstation Emotion Engine", or PEE."

      And don't forget their Pee Is Pee console.

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  7. Wheeeeee! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1, Redundant


    Nintendo should hire Threebrain for their marketing program.

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    1. Re:Wheeeeee! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The only marketing video I can think of when I hear Wii nowadays, or for that matter, Wheeee! is http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/?id=19542">this one...

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    2. Re:Wheeeeee! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a horrible HTML mistake. I lost 10 points of geekness right there. :-(

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  8. How did I get up here goddammit?! by generic-man · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:How did I get up here goddammit?! by Cold-NiTe · · Score: 1
      Well, I feel obligated to post another ytmnd now that you've gone and done that.

      Trouble is no matter how I do this I'm still going to look like the rabid fanboy that I really am...

      So here's my fanboyish show of support (As above, there is embedded sound. But yes, otherwise it's work safe.)

      In any case I want to take a moment to say that despite all the obvious and utterly stupid jokes we could make about this name and so on, you could do a lot worse. For instance... naming a line of women's shoes "incubus". Or any other of those little marketing mishaps. Like everything Nintendo does, they've gone a bit, well, out there with it, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Look at how much conversation the name alone has generated. This is the sort of name that will stick in your head. You will devote that much more thought to it, and it may have more pull than you give it credit for. Look at what happened with the DS in Japan. The thing is like the iPod is here. And there's a reason for that. This is the sort of trendy counterculture that people eat up. The name of the thing, the look of the thing, it's all incredibly sleek and designed to feel contemporary. If I stick that on top of my 17 year old 51 inch television screen, with its wood paneling and antiquated looking stereo speakers built onto either side of the display, I'm the one that's going to feel out of place not the console.

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  9. Microsoft were going to change their console name by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    But they didn't at the end, because everyone already knows that the Xbox 360 is shit.

  10. Has Wii... by cthellis · · Score: 1

    ...tarded been used yet?

  11. Obligatory by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory penny arcade reference...

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Obligatory SomethingAwful reference:

      http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3714

      "Hey Jerry, have you seen the X-box?"
      "It's right here. In my pants."

    2. Re:Obligatory by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Too late. Microsoft already created the X-Vagina (search for "box").

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  12. New Nintendo Controller Name by oskard · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if they'll start calling the new controller a Wii-Wii.

    ?

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    1. Re:New Nintendo Controller Name by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny
      I wonder if they'll start calling the new controller a Wii-Wii.

      You must have missed yesterday's meeting. Wii-Wii is what you play with when you connect two of them together. The controller is going to be called the Wii-mote[tm]. Wii-li.

      (Wii are not amused.)

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    2. Re:New Nintendo Controller Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or whether it will have Wii-Wi-Fi

      ?

    3. Re:New Nintendo Controller Name by thejaded1 · · Score: 1

      ... or maybe even call it the "wiimote"?

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    4. Re:New Nintendo Controller Name by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Wait, so you mean me and my girlfriend will be able to play with my Wii-Wii together?

    5. Re:New Nintendo Controller Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't wait to play Hide the Wii-Wii!

  13. Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Does anyone really care what it's called? Don't judge a console by it's cover... no wait... if you are a game journalist and you have column inches to fill to get your salary, why not write up a load of bitchy boring drivel and hope someone links to it from slashdot.

    This is why writing on a journalistic (journal - time) basis is always corrupted by the need to fill space. It just plays into politicians and PR people's hands.

    I have found I have become so desensitized to it now I am just not clicking links and ignoring things from their sensationalist headlines more and more. Abandoning articles that re-hash topics more and more after the first paragraph. And I feel liberated and content when I do so.

    The next time you see something talking about linux on the desktop, an article by Dvorak, or some other flamebait the slashdot editors slip you (in the hopes of keeping the discussions lively) ignore it. Move on. You will feel better for it.

    Thank you for your time.

  14. Depends on how they spin it by alucinor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This name could either be good or bad, depending on the ads.

    If the ads seem goofy and childish, it will resonate against those qualities already represented by the name itself.

    However, if the ads are sleek and classy, and the logo is clean and simple (which looks to be the case), then the "Wii" thing could be spun off as "it's cool to be a kid again."

    I expect the latter case, of course, and I imagine an ad campaign similar to the DS. At the end of each commericial, if a child's voice whispered "wee" in sort of a mystical way, it would do wonders in changing the perception of the name.

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    1. Re:Depends on how they spin it by tolan-b · · Score: 0, Troll

      You know 'wee' (pronounced the same as we and wii) is a common children's word for piss right?

    2. Re:Depends on how they spin it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the ads feature Pat Benatar singing "We Belong", then my guess is they're screwed.

    3. Re:Depends on how they spin it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Troll? It's true! It's the main reason people are criticising the name, and the GP may not have known...

    4. Re:Depends on how they spin it by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's a classic example of a design-by-committee name. You just know a group of top execs in suits sat in a conference room, put a list of bullet points on the wall that the name had to describe, and overthought names like "Wii" with amusing talking points like "it's not about you and me, it's about Wii." The i's are supposed to be people? I mean, I don't get any of the points Nintendo made about the name. The fact they had to explain it in a page-long press release says a lot.

      Defenders are saying it's memorable and pronounceable. No, it's not. I guarantee every soccer mom asking for this thing in the store will confusingly pronounce it "why." Do you that to be the first word out of your new customers' mouths?

      Revolution was the best name for a console. Daring and memorable. If it's too big to pronounce for some Japanese speakers, they could have shortened it to Revo. Wii has just sealed the deal in its destruction--it doesn't matter what the console is like because its image is shot. You wouldn't buy an iPod if it was called an "iAzz." A brand name conveys a message and an image about the product itself and the company behind it, and Wii conveys a sense of bizarreness and out-of-touch marketing.

      It's not even one of those names that's trying way too hard to be hardcore, like the "XBox 360." It's just plain bizarre and weird. The Wii? "I'm gonna go buy a Wii."

      If they're so insistent on getting rid of the Revolution codename, maybe they should have just called the thing *the* Nintendo, and made their company name the brand name. You know, the way we all referred to the NES back in the day--"I'm going to buy a Nintendo."

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    5. Re:Depends on how they spin it by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      This name could either be good or bad, depending on the ads.

      Either way we still call it Wii and we do remember the name, no matter how good or bad it is. Don't we?

      Damn, every time we talk about what we will do, there will be this lingering image of Wii. Let's hope we get over this.

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    6. Re:Depends on how they spin it by gh5046 · · Score: 0

      At the end of each commericial, if a child's voice whispered "wee" in sort of a mystical way, it would do wonders in changing the perception of the name. I don't know about that. I know a lot of people who want to kill the kid from the Mazda commercial.

    7. Re:Depends on how they spin it by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      At the end of each commericial, if a child's voice whispered "wee" in sort of a mystical way, it would do wonders in changing the perception of the name.

      Ooh. I don't really like the name, but I like that. It works. Playing up the "Whee" interpretation in a "It's okay to let your inner child run loose" kind of way.

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    8. Re:Depends on how they spin it by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I know that every time I say "Should we go to the store?" I'm horribly embarrassed because I'm afraid people will think I'm talking about pee going to the store.

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    9. Re:Depends on how they spin it by hmccabe · · Score: 1
      At the end of each commericial, if a child's voice whispered "wee" in sort of a mystical way, it would do wonders in changing the perception of the name.

      That would just serve to give Michael Jackson boners.

    10. Re:Depends on how they spin it by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Yes, but:

      1. 'We' is not a noun.
      2. You would never play with 'we'
      3. 'We' predates 'wee'.
      4. 'Wii' has the added association with 'wee' of having a double plural after a single consonant, so there is a visual similarity as well.

  15. Wii? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought it was just a mixed-up Intel VIIV, developed by the same school of marketting.

    Next up, AMD's AvA chip, and Sony's PIIIS gaming console.

  16. attention whoring by Odiumjunkie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think that the second slashdot story in two days on the name of an unreleased console is evidence enough that the marketing folks over at Nintendo have made a sensible decision.

    Why oh why do people care? Hardcore /. nerds won't give a damn what it's called, they'll just want the specs and the reviews. Casual consumers won't remember what it's called, they'll just want to look at the pretty colours.

    1. Re:attention whoring by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Why oh why do people care? Hardcore /. nerds won't give a damn what it's called

      No slashdotter would miss the opportunity for toilet humor.

    2. Re:attention whoring by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Hardcore /. nerds won't give a damn what it's called...
       
      Really? I rather think that hardcore /. nerds would not give a shit about a games machine, and are just hanging around here waiting for the next linux kernel update, or AMD's update to the k8.

    3. Re:attention whoring by aywwts4 · · Score: 1

      Imagine, going to a store, and quite seriously saying in a room packed with geeks standing around the 360 console in a whisper "I would like to preorder a wee please" then the clerk says "Whats that?" you reply in a slightly less hushed tone, "A wee, a nintendo wee, I would like to preorder one..." then the clerk says loudly "Oh a WEEE Yeah, We Have WEEEEES to Preorder, Let me go get the list" 15 seccods pass by with all the 360 geeks looking at you snickering, "Here you go, I hope you enjoy your WEEEEEEE when you get it!"

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    4. Re:attention whoring by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Why oh why do people care? Hardcore /. nerds won't give a damn what it's called, they'll just want the specs and the reviews. Casual consumers won't remember what it's called, they'll just want to look at the pretty colours."

      I've skimmed through here and I cannot believe that nobody remembers their gaming history. We all love the Dreamcast, right? When Sega was developing that system, it was called Katana. Cool. Genesis, cool. Saturn, cool. Then, one day, Sega announces "We're going to call this.... DreamCast". Oh man... NOBODY thought this was a cool name. Everybody ripped on them about it. Even the logo wasn't safe from snide remarks. Within a month or two of launch, all those comments died.

      Moral of the story: Any name can sound stupid when the product isn't attached to it.

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    5. Re:attention whoring by krotkruton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and furthermore, what was wrong with just sticking with "Revolution"?

    6. Re:attention whoring by TimboJones · · Score: 1
      and furthermore, what was wrong with just sticking with "Revolution"?
      Because in Japan, home to both Nintendo world headquarters and a significant portion of their customer base, "Revolution" is nearly unpronounceable. The days of Famicom vs. NES are over; they want a cohesive brand worldwide. They need some name that everyone can throw around casually, and "Revolution" is not it.
    7. Re:attention whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Within a month or two of launch, all those comments died.

      As did the product! Coincidence?

    8. Re:attention whoring by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "As did the product! Coincidence?"

      You'd have an easier time judging that if you visited Google.

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  17. my parents will have no trouble pronouncing it by varkman · · Score: 1

    But on the flip side, parents will have a hard time pronouncing it ("Nintendo...why?") My parents used to complain i spent too much time playing 'that sega', not playing 'the megadrive' ;-)

    1. Re:my parents will have no trouble pronouncing it by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      on a similar (slightly offtopic note) its really fun to see really old people trying to figure this stuff out... I was playing on my game boy pocket about 5 years back and my great grandma said to me "what are you doing, reckoning (which means adding, pretty much) up numbers?", to which I tried to explain that just because it was small didn't mean all it could do was add up numbers... to which I got the response "you should be able to reckon up those numbers in your head"... I guess it's just hard to tell some people, just like it's hard to make people who are a about 40-50 realise that "Playstation" is not a generic name for a console, it is just one of 3 main ones.

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    2. Re:my parents will have no trouble pronouncing it by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      It's even worse when they're shopping. I was in the electronics aisle of my local Wally World looking at some PS2 games a while back, when this older couple looked at the Gameboys. The (presumably) grandfather said "Gameboy Advanced. That's what Billy said he wanted.". The grandmother was holding one of those Tiger handheld games (you know the stupid ones that are all basically a crappy pong game) and replied "Yeah but those are $70 and the games cost $20. For the price of the Gameboy and a game we can get him 3 or 4 of these, and they all have the game built in.". And off they scamper back to the toy aisle to retrieve more Tiger handhelds.

      All I could think was "Man, some kid is gonna be pissed on Christmas morning."

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  18. Wii are not amused by aapold · · Score: 2, Funny

    this just opens the door to soooo many bad puns.


    Although Michelle Wie would be a natural celebrity endorser.

    Wonder if they'll have a normal version and a deluxe version. You know, the "royal" Wii.

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    1. Re:Wii are not amused by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      If only they'd revive Katamari as a packin for the Royal Wii Edition...

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    2. Re:Wii are not amused by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      "Wii Love Katamari"?

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    3. Re:Wii are not amused by MrMonty · · Score: 1

      How About Torii Hunter, from the Minnesota Twins? (I'm a Cleveland fan, so always pronounced it Tor-eye-eye)

      Monty

  19. Spend-a-penny arcade, surely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spend-a-penny arcade, surely?

  20. Bad title... by akgw · · Score: 1

    3 different angles of the story would not really be 'Both sides of Wii', would it?

  21. Back in the day... by spaztik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I seem to remember another device that had a name which everyone chastised in the begnning. Give it time people.

    1. Re:Back in the day... by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      at least it wasn't pronounced the same way as a word for piss...

    2. Re:Back in the day... by Ophion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I seem to remember another device that had a name which everyone chastised in the begnning. Give it time people.

      I remember it too.

    3. Re:Back in the day... by spaztik · · Score: 1
      Touché. From the Wikipedia article:
      Ultimately, Pippin as a technology suffered because it was a late starter in the 3D generation of consoles, and was under-powered as a gaming machine...
      Kind of foreboding isn't it?
    4. Re:Back in the day... by Ophion · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was the point. I expect a Pippin-like flop rather than an iPod-like hit, but time will of course tell whether Nintendo is crazy like a fox or crazy like Fox News.

    5. Re:Back in the day... by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I stopped calling piss "wee" when I was about 4.

    6. Re:Back in the day... by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Good point. If they would have at least called it the Nintendo "You're in", it would have helped dispell the iamge that Nintendo is for little kids.

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    7. Re:Back in the day... by Daetrin · · Score: 1, Informative
      I seem to remember another device that had a name which everyone chastised in the begnning. Give it time people.

      "iPod" however has four things going for it that "Wii" doesn't.

      It has more than one syllable. I don't know why the name "Wii" being so short bothers me, but it does, it's like you forgot to keep speaking halfway through the name. Two or three syllables makes a word sound more like a name and less like an attempt to create a new root word in the language.

      It has a pretty clear pronounciation, at least when you take the capitalization into consideration. The "real" pronounciation of "Wii" is probably pretty easy to remember for Japanese speakers but for English speakers it not only isn't clear, it even seems to promote the wrong interpretation.

      It's not a homonym for either urine or something small. Or the french word for "yes." Not to mention the intended pun of "we." I'm going to get really sick of the repeated stupid jokes from the PS3 and 360 fanboys over the next however many years.

      Finally, and this is purely my own opinion, "iPod" is not increadibly freakin stupid. When i first heard the name "iPod" i thought "that's kinda weird" not "that's the stupidest name i've ever heard."

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    8. Re:Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Britain, it is common for adults to use the word.

    9. Re:Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "real" pronounciation of "Wii" is probably pretty easy to remember for Japanese speakers

      Not at all. The syllable "wii" does not even really exist in Japan. It is just as hard for them to understand the name.

      Nintendo have managed to unite the world. This is a universally awkward name.

    10. Re:Back in the day... by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Not at all. The syllable "wii" does not even really exist in Japan. It is just as hard for them to understand the name.

      They'll know how to pronounce it when they see the romanization. Vowels always sound the same in Japanese so they won't have the issue of "is it 'why' or 'wee'?"

      Their problem will just be that they can't write the name in their own language :)

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    11. Re:Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm Australian, and here it is a reasonably polite word for urine, but is quite common.

      For example, you might come out of the public toilets and say "Eeew. There was wee all over the seat". Or after walking your dog, you might complain that "he kept weeing every five minutes". Or, after visiting the red light district you might go see your doctor and complain that "it hurts when I wee".

      Nintendo is insane. There is no way I am going to "play with my Wii".

    12. Re:Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By the time the Bandai Pippin was released, (1995 for Japan, 1996 for the United States) the market was already dominated by the Nintendo 64, Sony PlayStation, and Sega Saturn"

      Is there any way it could have survived at all? The marketing wasn't nearly as hot either.

  22. So how do you pronounce it? by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    Is it Why like "Why the heck did they name it that?" ... or is it "weeeeeeeeee" like the Gonads and Strife squirrel flash thing?

    Either way, someone is cracking some smoke.

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    1. Re:So how do you pronounce it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you chose to ready any of TFAs, or perhaps half the posts for this article, or yesterday's for that matter, you could have figured this out.

      You must be one of those oblivious folk Nintendo are marketing towards.

  23. Stupid Jokes by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 4, Funny
    New names for Nintendo fanboys:

    • Wii-ners
    • Wii-nies

    Feel free to add your own

    1. Re:Stupid Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wii kling
      Wii sel
      Wii rdo
      Wii ping

      Nevertheless I like the name!

    2. Re:Stupid Jokes by Darren+Foong · · Score: 1

      They're Wii-ners if they're Wii-ling to accept that name, that is.

    3. Re:Stupid Jokes by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 1

      Wii-Wiis? Yeah. That sucks.

    4. Re:Stupid Jokes by Mayhem178 · · Score: 1

      Title of the article: "Both Sides of Wii"

      Dark Helmet: We can't go in there! Yogurt has the Wii! He's far too powerful!
      Sanders: But don't you have the Wii too, sir?
      Dark Helmet: Yeah, but he got the upside. I got the downside. See, there's two sides to every Wii.

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    5. Re:Stupid Jokes by vandezuma · · Score: 1

      Wii-tards

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  24. They should have stuck with 'Revolution' by AJ_Levy · · Score: 1

    They should have stuck with 'Revolution'. Or alternatively, given that the names of most new consoles these days are variations on their predecessors, why not GameCube 2? Or GameCube Revolution?

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    1. Re:They should have stuck with 'Revolution' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah.. SuperGameCube Certainly makes more sense given the "backwards" compatibility Wii will have ;) but I would much prefer SuperFannyCom.

    2. Re:They should have stuck with 'Revolution' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please no Gamecube 2 or such; I hate naming schemes where it's just a number incremented or whatnot. Playstation 3 and XBOX 360 are both aweful names, they should go with something new.

  25. Petition! by Trevelyan · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Petition! by justchris · · Score: 1

      Bwahahahahaha, my work proxy filters out the Anti-Wii site, but not the Pro-Wii site. That's hilarious for no good reason.

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  26. Hard time.. by tansey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "parents will have a hard time pronouncing it ("Nintendo...why?") ...""

    That didn't seem to stop Pokemon.

    1. Re:Hard time.. by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      That didn't seem to stop Pokemon.

      And how. They couldn't even pronounce it consistently in the dub. The title song says 'poe-kay-mon' while all the characters say 'poker-mon'...

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    2. Re:Hard time.. by adyus · · Score: 1


      That might be because parents still think they're referring to a Jamaican you have to poke...

    3. Re:Hard time.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing can stop The Grimace.

    4. Re:Hard time.. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I rebranded our spa company to 'Tub Monkey' and got a lot of crap for that. The owner wanted 'American Best Discount Spa Supply'. C'mon though. That is so incredibly not friendly to web search and it's not easy to remember if you hear or see it somewhere. I like the name Revolution better but from an online branding point of view I'd have to go with Wii. Searching for 'Nintendo Revolution' could come up with tons of unrelated stuff where as 'Nintendo Wii' will mostly come up with related stuff.

      I'm going to call the new console 'Revolution Wii'. That sounds more fun.

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  27. Wii was it changed from Revolution to Wii? by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 1

    Aside from the obvious, its a bad name, wii was it changed from Revolution to the now painful Wii? I used to use a tool called Revolution (software engine based on a crossplatform MultiMedia tool from MetaCard, now Revolution.com), and was thinking did they ever get into a fray with Nintendo and won?

  28. New song by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    Nintendo has announced the new song for marketing Wii.

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  29. Oh dear by slushbat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Somebody is taking the piss here.

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  30. Dealing with 5 stages of wii grief by Gazunta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All good points, especially from Kohler's Wired article. We're kind of irrelevant to Nintendo's thinking here. I caught an interesting article called No, Seriously, It's Called wii thet deals with the 5 stages of grief and how it relates to this situation. From the article: ''Acceptance: Guess what, no amount of protesting at E3 will do the trick. It's not going to change. The people who sign online petitions are exactly the people Nintendo are avoiding with all this. Tomorrow you're going to wake up and it being called wii won't be so bad. Maybe it'll start to grow on you, like mixing medication and bourbon. It's not so bad once you get used to it..." Hmm, Bourbon. I think I'm still in stage 3, Depression.

  31. What if this is simply the Japanese name? by OS24Ever · · Score: 0

    the original NES had one name in Japan and another here. Maybe they'll do that again.

    Personally I don't care what it's called. Since the first console came out and took over my family when I was in 9th grade we've always referred to it as playing 'Nintendo' and nothing else. It wasn't my sister screaming 'Mooooooommm, Matt is playing Super Nintendo for hours I want to watch my little pony' or something like that, no matter what console my brother and I had it was always 'Nintendo' in our house, including the Sega Master System, and Sega genesis.

    Then I moved out and could tell anyone to screw themselves and go home that didn't like me playing games. But my brother Matt had to endure 10 more years of being kicked off the TV before he got out of school and moved out.

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    1. Re:What if this is simply the Japanese name? by carninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Famicom/NES was also the first major player to come from Japan and make any sort of serious dent on the American gaming scene. Actually, it very much *created* the American gaming scene. (Yes, I'm aware of Atari, ColecoVision, Intellivision, etc, stop fooling yourselves, the NES started the real gaming craze.) They managed to do it again with the SNES/Super Famicom, but shortly after it's debut, Americans started to realize that if they watched what was going on in Japan, they'd get the heads-up early news about what might be headed their way. It was about this time that you stopped seeing different names, as a single name helps to build brand identity and loyalty. Ever since, the names have been the same. Even "Wonderswan" made it to the US (very, very, VERY briefly) with it's original (retarded) Japanese name intact. Imagine renaming the iPod for a different country. Just doesn't really work that way anymore.

      On the other hand, I pray that you're right.

    2. Re:What if this is simply the Japanese name? by slarabee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It *created* the American gaming scene? Other than saying that those who would disagree are just 'fooling ourselves', how would you defend this position?

      The Atari 2600 sold roughly the same number of units as Ford's Model T did a couple generations previously. Would you deny the T's place in history since later cars outsold it? The VW bug *created* the American driving scene? How about the Corolla?

      Have you considered the golden age of arcade gaming? Billions of dollars. Arcade games sprouting in every store in the country. Songs. Newspaper articles. Books. Television shows. This culture is directly responsible for the desire to plug a game system into the home television. Here are the true roots of gaming. Historically notable and wildly popular.

      The NES was big. It increased the market. It was not the progenitor of the gaming line, only a rung on the evolutionary ladder.

    3. Re:What if this is simply the Japanese name? by Jonavin · · Score: 1

      You kind of wonder why they didn't continue down this line that they started. NES, Super NES, Super Terrific NES (N64), Ultra NES (GameCube), and finally Uber Super Teriffic Fancy NES.

    4. Re:What if this is simply the Japanese name? by carninja · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the N64 was originally going to be called the Ultra 64.

  32. Since when by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

    When I was your age, the model name wasn't the most interesting thing about new game consoles. No siree, wii were getting real improvements, like more pixels and stuff, and after a long day carrying my brother to school on my back through six feet of snow, uphill both ways, I was *happy* to play video football with players modeled after stacks of Legos...

  33. Is it really that dumb of a move? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People say good things about the new name, others say bad things, and some even say weird things about the nindendo Wii's new name. After thinking about it, maybe it was a good idea to choose something so different. You might be asking yourself why, well everyone is talking about it, good, bad, and weird. They are getting tons of attention right now I haven't heard Xbox and Sony Fanboys battle it out for a few days now and thats just plain impressive everyone is focused on nintendo right now. So if you like the name or not everyone is talking about it and that can't be bad for Nintendo.

  34. Hold on. by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, because of the name everyone's talking about Nintendo's console.

    Two stories in two days on Slashdot about the name alone - first one got almost 1000 replies.

    Blog articles are popping up left and right about it.

    Even months from now, when you hear the name you'll smile or chuckle - because you think the name is funny, because you think it's refreshing, because you think it's colossally stupid and find it amusing that a company can make a mistake this big. In the meanwhile, the names "PlayStation" or "XBox" will just elicit a shrug.

    Already - in one single day - Nintendo has managed to set itself apart from its competitors, and generate a huge amount of buzz about its console - without a massive ad campaign or billions in R&D. Just by releasing three letters to the public.

    So, remind me again... why is this name bad?

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    1. Re:Hold on. by DjLizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're one of the only people in here who gets the point. Bravo!

    2. Re:Hold on. by Psychotext · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As others have already said this is a bad name for the following reasons:

      1: If you need to explain a name; it's bad.
      2: If your name can be easily insulted; it's bad (ask parents how careful they are with kids names).
      3: If your name is hard to pronounce, or can be confusing to work out how to pronounce on sight; it's bad.
      4: If your name doesn't convey what the product is, and it's going to be used on its own; it's bad.
      5: Finally, if you know it's going to be bad, yet you still release it then defend it; it's really bad, and was a pet decision of a director.

      Of course, other consoles have suffered these problems before.

      Reasons it's good:

      1: It's unique.
      2: You're not going to have trouble searching the net for it.
      3: It's got people talking, lots of people.
      4: It reflects the ideology of the product.
      5: It's (arguably) globally friendly.

      I'm sure there are more for both arguments.

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    3. Re:Hold on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it just takes a bit more getting used to than the other names.

    4. Re:Hold on. by XXIstCenturyBoy · · Score: 1

      Being talked about as the joke of the day is not that good. They would have gotten has much publicity by naming it the Nintendo Shitpile. Would it be good? Nope.

    5. Re:Hold on. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've seen this argument posted before about other things in the news, and it doesn't fly. "There's no such thing as bad press" is totally wrong.

      SCO sometimes had two articles a day on the Slashdot front page, and that didn't help them. I fail to see how discussing Nintendo's horrible marketing decisions somehow translate to positive buzz.

      So, remind me again... why is this name bad?

      Because nobody will know how to pronounce it. Because soccer moms will be trying to spit out this weird combination of letters that never appear together in the English language, and I guarantee they will always say it as "why." Because it looks and sounds stupid. Because it sounds diminished and weak compared to its codename, Revolution. Because it will look completely ridiculous to hear a narrator on a TV ad saying "UbiSoft presents...Red Cell, only for Wii." Because it confuses the general public and makes the hardcore gamers laugh. Because Nintendo was doing everything right with their new system up until this point. One thing's for sure, I'll never get my hopes up about a Nintendo console again--I keep getting burned with some surprise aspect that sucks.

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    6. Re:Hold on. by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      As others have already said this is a bad name for the following reasons:

      1: If you need to explain a name; it's bad.
      2: If your name can be easily insulted; it's bad (ask parents how careful they are with kids names).
      3: If your name is hard to pronounce, or can be confusing to work out how to pronounce on sight; it's bad.
      4: If your name doesn't convey what the product is, and it's going to be used on its own; it's bad.
      5: Finally, if you know it's going to be bad, yet you still release it then defend it; it's really bad, and was a pet decision of a director.
      From someone who has worked in companies providing both online and offline marketing services for almost a decade:
      1: Wrong. A name is a name, not a description.
      2: Only among certain demographics - and those demographics will not be buying Wii by the ton no matter what you name it. For the target demographic it could easily be regarded as a boon to have strong worldplay connotations.
      3: Incorrect - it can actually be a huge benefit. Testing and focus groups have shown that such names are more easily retrieved from memory than names plucked straight from a dictionary or which have simple pronunciation.
      4: Not correct - see [1:].
      5: Entirely subjective, and your opinion.

      The name is easily memorable, short, unique and generating billions of dollars worth of free publicity. I would say at this point it is probably the smartest choice any console maker has made to date.
    7. Re:Hold on. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "SCO sometimes had two articles a day on the Slashdot front page, and that didn't help them. I fail to see how discussing Nintendo's horrible marketing decisions somehow translate to positive buzz."

      Mention some obscure acronym like "SCO" and peoples' eyes glaze over. However, just last night I managed to get a weird-sounding name like "Wii" stuck in some peoples heads, people who really aren't console gamers.

      Besides, just because it's on Slashdot doesn't mean anybody else is paying attention, while Wii is not only getting all sorts of hits on Slashdot, but is popping up all over the place in the national media as well (check out the front page of Google News).

      Heck, SCO didn't even make any of the webcomics I read, but it seems like a third of the ones I read felt compelled to comment on it.

    8. Re:Hold on. by DrXym · · Score: 1
      So, because of the name everyone's talking about Nintendo's console.

      Talking about it because it has a stupid name. When the chatter dies down, it will still be the same console but now one encumbered with a very silly name. It's weird that they'd even bother changing the name since Revolution was fairly normal. Wii just sounds quite effeminate really.

    9. Re:Hold on. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      So, remind me again... why is this name bad?

      Because contrary to the memorable quote, all publicity is NOT good publicity. Some is bad publicity.

      The name of the console can mean the difference between having the consumer be a Nintendo PLAYER and a Nintendo EVANGELIST. I'm still excited about the ex-Revolution's potential, and I'm more likely than not to buy one once they become available -- but I refuse to subject myself to the ridicule and awkwardness of trying to convince my friends of the virtues of a product named "Wee". I can't bring myself to say it.

    10. Re:Hold on. by Reapman · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a local car commercial... the jingle goes like "Cars cost less in Wetaskiwin!" they've played it for years. And years. And more years. It's horrible. I hate it. It sticks in your head and makes you wanta vomit like a Celion Dion song. And it works perfectly because it's engrained in your head that, well, cars DO cost less in Wetaskiwin... People like us hate Wii so much that we generate tons of publicity for it.

      The whole "no such thing as bad publicity theory".

      Now to go buy a car

    11. Re:Hold on. by xtieburn · · Score: 1

      Because all of the publicity is along the lines of. 'Oh my God what an absolute joke.'

      Now they say any publicity is good publicity id argue that that only really applies to movie stars and others that can succeed based on being famous or infamous.

      With a console, on the day your taking your fat wallet full o cash out to pick one up, the jokes and humour is gonna fall away and youve got the choice of buying a Playstation an X-Box or something that sounds like what you piss in to a toilet.

      I.e. its like the publicity the N-Gage got for looking like a taco stuck to your head. Hilarious yes, but it didnt sell for shit.

    12. Re:Hold on. by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Oh, be careful, now -- I have anecdotal evidence!

      I work in a bookstore. I know MANY of the customers well enough to just chat with them about things. People of all ages (mid teens to late 70's), males and females.

      Yesterday, I was curious, so I started asking these people, "Hey, I'm having an argument with a friend, maybe you can help me settle it, would you be comfortable buying and owning a product called a 'Wii'?" Three people said sure. Fourteen said no.

      I also wrote it down and asked some people (mostly fellow employees) how they think it would be pronounced. Half of the people got it right. (Five out of ten.) The others said "Why" or "Why-eye".

      It's not statistically significant, but I still think it's telling.

      Now, I provided the sound and the spelling separately, which I do think really hurts it. It's better if they're provided together. But even that's a huge problem. The chance to provide both simultaneously is missing in most contexts.

    13. Re:Hold on. by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

      I.e. its like the publicity the N-Gage got for looking like a taco stuck to your head. Hilarious yes, but it didnt sell for shit.

      No, it's not really like the N-Gage. Half the N-Gage's functionality was just plain badly designed.

      You don't buy electronics because of the model name, you buy electronics because of the functionality. IF the Wii has good features, must-play games, and a good price, it'll do well despite the name. If it doesn't, it'll tank despite all the publicity (bad or otherwise) from the name.

      In the meanwhile, the whole name thing has people looking at it and evaluating whether the features are right for them (or will, once more details are announced).

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    14. Re:Hold on. by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

      The name of the console can mean the difference between having the consumer be a Nintendo PLAYER and a Nintendo EVANGELIST.

      Fine by me. I don't like hearing sales pitches from my friends, of all people.

      Ever considered that Nintendo might be trying to distance itself from fanatic fanboys?

      "Wii will break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else." (http://revolution.nintendo.com/)

      That's what it sounds like to me.

      I'm not a console player, and I pledge no allegiance to one platform or another - nor do I want to. I would have to be convinced I want the GAMES for a platform, not the platform itself. Anyone preaching a specific platform's virtues to me is just likely to make me suspicious and turn me off from that platform.

      Maybe that's just me, or maybe I'm part of a demographic Nintendo is trying to go after... who knows?

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    15. Re:Hold on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple Macintosh.

      Computer or Pie?

    16. Re:Hold on. by Psychotext · · Score: 1

      Apple Macintosh.

      Computer or Pie?
       
       

      Fruit Jacket

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    17. Re:Hold on. by Psychotext · · Score: 1

      Certainly good counter arguments, but in the end I suppose the market will decide if it was a good decision or not. =)

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    18. Re:Hold on. by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      2: If your name can be easily insulted; it's bad (ask parents how careful they are with kids names).

      I'm going to name my next boy Deennis. Nobody could possibly make fun of that name. Hip and original, too.

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    19. Re:Hold on. by Nalgas+D.+Lemur · · Score: 1

      You won't get your hopes up because you don't like the name? You know, you could get burned by something that actually matters, like the games or hardware sucking. Why don't you wait and see if the important stuff is any good before deciding things like that? I'm not a huge fan of the name, but it didn't ruin my day or anything. It's a name, and I can see what they might be going for. I'll wait and see what happens, and if the controller works and games are fun, I'll go buy one. I'm not about to change that or future purchases or expectations just because of a three-letter name. That would be ridiculous.

  35. Thats it Nintendo... by WolfZombie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats it Nintendo
    You Win the Prize!!!

  36. Why release the name this week? by NekoXP · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just had a thought. Nintendo could have had this name released at E3 with all their other stuff, but they didn't. We should probably suppose that

    1) having Revolution plastered all over their booth and then changing the name mid-show would be a bit of a marketing idiocy/expensive gesture

    2) it would completely overshadow EVERYTHING else they had to announce even though it is a fairly minor thing compared to real games, new controller quirks, playable systems

    3) they know it sounds stupid, but they want you to get it out of your system before E3 so that you concentrate on the above (real games, new controller quirks)

    This is smart. I like the name but I think it works as a logo, and as a product name, and a trademark, but it's just not something I am going to vocalise. I am going to pronounce it wrong.. Why Wi Way whatever. Or just say Nintendo like I always did for every other Nintendo console.

    Negativity:

    4) regarding 2, this could mean that besides Zelda and some spurious announcements and a playable system they have sweet FA to show at E3 besides officially confirming a lot of stuff we already read on rumor sites.

    They secreted a mentioning the DVD attachment, I wonder if they will show it.. E3 should be the place where, now that we know the name, and we have gotten bored of how Zelda looks (and plays with the Wii controller maybe) we see exactly all the crap that is going to be launched this holiday season..

    Oh! It just came to me. This console is gonna fucking ROLL off the shelves in Scotland. It's small, it's cute, it's Wii like a bairn :D

  37. good or bad name, I think they got it right by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    Lots of people are talking about it, and we should not forget that there's no such thing as "bad publicity"

    1. Re:good or bad name, I think they got it right by franksands · · Score: 0

      Yes there is. Just ask Microsoft how its reputation is nowadays thanks to all the publicity they have.

  38. Jimmy, go play with your wii wii by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Okay, maybe kids will get a kick out of it.

    -Eric

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  39. Great Opportunity Lost by franksands · · Score: 0

    They could have the first console that says "Nii"...This way, no one would stand in their way. and the controllers could be called shrubberies...hehehe

  40. Those ellipsis... by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny
    I love the way the Slashdot blurb used ellipsis in this quote:

    and hardcore gamers will slam it ...


    whereas the full quote from TFA reads as:

    and hardcore gamers will slam it because, well, they're jerk asses.


    That's quote some selective ellipsing/ellipsissing/ellipsiation going on there.
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    1. Re:Those ellipsis... by Spit · · Score: 1

      We admire...parents...hardcore...

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    2. Re:Those ellipsis... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      They did something similar for a review of a new LCD monitor a couple of days ago. In the summary, they quoted the praise Tom's had for the design of the thing, citing this as an example of how favourable the review was. The review itself was actually rather less than flattering; the upshot of it was that the monitor, while looking gorgeous, was actually mediocre at best when you took performance into account.

  41. Ah man by kid_oliva · · Score: 0

    I don't know what Nintendo was thinking, but Wii??? I feel like I'm back in french class. People are going to see and pronounce it 'why' and not 'wee', especially here in the States because of how our vowels are pronounced. I'll still buy, but nobody will know I own one. How could I admit to owning wee???

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  42. Wii monsieur... by ByteGuerrilla · · Score: 0

    I love this name. Revolution was cool, and this isn't quite as cool, but you look at what it means and it's a fine name. It says everything Nintendo are aiming for. They're not blindly going for powerhouse names for powerhouse consoles, because we all know that's not what Nintendo are trying to do.

    One thing I also love about this name is the puns that idiots are coming out with. "wanna come back to mine, play with my wii?" is the funniest I've seen so far, and yet somehow the same people argue that Nintendo are childish.............. I consider myself a hardcore gamer, and I love the name, as do all my mates, so the assertion that hardcore gamers will all hate it is a bit off. Of course most games magazines consider hardcore gamers to be those willing to kill to get [i]x new console[/i] first.

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  43. Three SKUs available by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    "Wii... not-so-Wii... and FRIGGIN HUGE!"

    (Old SNL reference for those who didn't get it)

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    1. Re:Three SKUs available by crerwin · · Score: 1

      If it idna Scottish, it's CRAP!

  44. Did they do it on purpose? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (Recycled from a blog post of mine. Cause I'm lazy. But it fit.)

    There was an interesting idea brought up in a forum post somewhere else, and I don't recall where, yet the headline went like this:

    "Hard core gamers: Do we matter anymore?"

    And the second I saw it, I knew the answer:

    No.

    Gaming, to use an idea that would make Mr. Rogers cringe, is becoming more and more like the movie industry every day. Not in scale or stars, yet in history. The industry was first introduced with small players, making games out of their basement - like initial movie makers with their "moving cameras". Then came an era of competition and explosion - then the conglomerates came into being, and they started to get movie making down to a science.

    People complain that movies are all "the same", yet the fact is this: movies sell. Yes, they're going into a slight downslide right now, yet I'd argue that's an issue with technology (home theaters more comfortable and convienient than movie theaters - look at how studios make more money from DVD rental sales than blockbuster sales). yet movies, as bland as they are, make money. They make a shitload of money. They make so much fracking money it's not funny, because they have the formula down.

    Was "Momento" a better movie than "The Matrix"? I'd argue it was - yet it didn't follow the rules. It was harder to think through. It didn't challenge. People could watch the Matrix with it's biblical allusions and get the surface story - kick ass people in leather, yeah! Or get the subtext. In "Momento", you had to think the whole fracking movie, and work to understand it.

    Nintendo gets this. Look at the games they've been releasing. Is "Pikmen" a good game? I liked it. yet it's not selling nearly as well as "Tetris" or "Brain Age" or "Nintendogs" - the latter are games that you don't have to think about (insert irony about "Brain Age" here). yet these are games that a) did not cost a lot to make, and b) could be played by anybody with more than 5 brain cells. Are they fun? Sure - Nintendo gets it: the hardcore gamers don't make them money. Armies of teenage schoolgirls and their parents do.

    What does this have to do with Wii? I think Nintendo, in a way, is making a statement. To hard core gamers, they're saying "This is not your world. There will be things for you, for those who look past the name. yet we are establishing here and now - this system is not for the 'hard core'. This is for all of the girls and grown ups out there who don't get 40 button controls, who will look at the word 'Wii' and go 'Oh, that's interesting.'"

    Look at their plans for porting: almost none. EA had an interview where they said they were all yet forced to rewrite games from scratch for the Revolution/Wii because of the difference of power and controller. Which is what Nintendo wants. Let Sony and Microsoft fight over almost exactly the same games and who's cock is bigger in the "HD-DVD versus Blue-Ray" fight. Nintendo will do what Sony did - offer a DVD player that also plays a ton of games that people can pick up and go "Oh, Mario. OK - I move this way and jump. I can do that", while the "hard core" will either look at the name and say "Wii is lame", or will look at the game lineup and go "Turbo Graphix? Sweet - hey, Phoenix Wright Wii version! Neat!"

    I don't know if it will work. Or, it will probably work in Japan the way the DS all yet killed PSP sales. (As Tim once said, every time someone finds out how to do something fun with the PSP, Sony releases a patch to break it. Or, something like that.) It probably won't hurt the Xbox 360 sales, since for all the money it's losing it's supported by a monopoly that hopes for more, and PS3 sales probably won't matter because of the Wii.

    Yet I think that Nintendo did the name on purpose, knowing it would piss off the "hard core". I'll probably get one, because I've got 3 kids and a wife who only plays "Tetris" and "Brain Age" (I leave the DS at home for her to play while I'm out working - which will be my excuse for why we need to buy a DS Lite when it comes out ;) ), and I just don't have the time to play every really cool game I want to.

    (Shrug.) Guess we'll see more at E3.

    1. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by filterban · · Score: 1
      That's a really good point. The hardcore gamers don't matter anymore, because they only make up a small segment of the market.

      It's exactly like movies and books. Are we really surprised that most of the books that sell are romance novels and children's books (Harry Potter)?

      There are examples to the contrary - Lord of the Rings and the Da Vinci Code come to mind - but by and large you're absolutely right.

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    2. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Couple of points..

      Devil may cry is very much a hardcore game. It's not an easy game to pick up and play for newbies, and it only gets worse as you go on. DMC sells extremely well, hence there is a market.

      Ninja Gaiden - same deal.

      Mario kart - It's the complete and utter opposit. It's easy to play, it's fun for everyone and most of us hardcore players have grown up with it and love it. This is where I think Nintendo will go, because that's exactly where they have always been. They make fun games for everyone, not just the "ZOMG WE'RE HARDCORE" (like Microsoft failed to do) or the jack of all trades (which the PS2 tried to do).

      Nintendo will honestly just sit down and go "Okay, how do we make people enjoy playing our games?" and then they'll probably use Mario in there some where. I'm a very elitest guy (Hey it's Slashdot), but I adore Nintendo and have since I first got my gameboy (all those years ago). Nintendo want people to have fun and enjoy themselvs, if these "hardcore" people don't get that, then I refuse to call them gamers. They're fashion whores with a game fetish.

      Nintendo's current UK marketing compaign has 2 sides. One side is more or less a happy woman playing animal crossing and just enjoying herself. Being very careful and such. The other is basicly a guy going "PSST FONDLE MY DS BITCH!". So they really do have both fronts covered and I doubt it'd change any time soon.

      Don't think Nintendo are shutting out the "real gamers" or that we don't matter. Nintendo are making fun games for everyone to enjoy, the "hardcore" has decided that being "cool" is more important than fun. The hardcore turned their back on Nintendo when they decided that having fun with Mario was too childish. Nintendo just kept making excellent games with the same characters they always have.

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    3. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

      Good point - in my defense, I'll say that they aren't excluding hard core gamers - they just aren't going to cater to them. But you have excellent counter-arguments.

    4. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      "Hard core gamers: Do we matter anymore?"

      It's not we're seeing a situation now where hardcore gamers hate the name and everyone else who's heard it loves it. Opinions are all over the demographic map.

      Look at the games they've been releasing. Is "Pikmen" a good game? I liked it. yet it's not selling nearly as well as "Tetris" or "Brain Age" or "Nintendogs" - the latter are games that you don't have to think about

      They're also titles that tell you immediately what the game is about. "Pikmin", on the other hand, is more abstract. It requires the potential buyer to learn more about the game than just its name before they're equipped to make a decision. (It apparently isn't all that memorable, either, if an advocate of it like yourself fails to get the spelling correct.)

      The name "Wii" is like Pikmin. It's not visceral, it requires explanation. That makes it a bad name, and it's going to have a noticable effect on sales.

    5. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by i_finally_got_an_acc · · Score: 1

      Does this deserve to be +5 insightful? It's got tons of grammatical errors, and it meanders around points to such a degree that I'm not sure what his opinion actually is. And I'm not sure I agree with him saying Tetris is a game you don't have to think about. Pikmin is more thoughtless in my opinion. And is it any surprise that pikmin, now about 4 years old, is not outselling tetris, a timeless classic just released on for DS?

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    6. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couple of points..

      Devil may cry is very much a hardcore game. It's not an easy game to pick up and play for newbies, and it only gets worse as you go on. DMC sells extremely well, hence there is a market.


      Hey, you lost me right around where you said "Devil May Cry is very much a hardcore game."

      When did you start playing video games? When the original Playstation came out?

      DMC is a joke; its horribly EASY, has the same bosses OVER AND OVER, generally drags on and is uninspired, boring, and the fact that it was an aborted Resident Evil game (no joke, look it up) shows.

      It requires ABSOLUTELY no skill, aside from the ability to button mash until everythings dead, and thats not saying much.

      DMC is "very much hardcore?"

      You sir, fail at video games.

    7. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like the name "ipod"?

    8. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by Chelloveck · · Score: 1
      Look at the games they've been releasing. Is "Pikmen" a good game? I liked it. yet it's not selling nearly as well as "Tetris" or "Brain Age" or "Nintendogs" - the latter are games that you don't have to think about
      They're also titles that tell you immediately what the game is about. "Pikmin", on the other hand, is more abstract. It requires the potential buyer to learn more about the game than just its name before they're equipped to make a decision. (It apparently isn't all that memorable, either, if an advocate of it like yourself fails to get the spelling correct.)

      "Tetris" tells you nothing about the game. It's an abstract name that implies "four", but four what? Four sides? Four-in-a-row? Four-score-and-twenty-years-ago? The only reason it "tells you immediately what the game is about" is because you're already familiar with the game from previous incarnations! It's like "chess". The name of that game is only obvious if you already know what the name of the game is.

      And "Brain Age"? Sounds like some sort of a puzzle game to me. Might be a zombie game. Look it up... Oh, jolly. Math drills. Cognitive tests. Guess that title didn't tell me much about it.

      I don't think "Wii" is the world's greatest name either, but honestly I think a week after the console's released nobody's going to give a damn what it's called. They'll like it or they won't, regardless of the name. And it'll still be just "the Nintendo" to everyone but game historians, just like every Nintendo console has been all the way back to the Nintendo Entertainment System. "Where's Billy?" "In the basement, playing on the Nintendo." Yup, works for me.

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    9. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      Havn't you heard? Generic, bland games with a short learning curve are the new "hardcore".

      It's the difference between a short learning curve and a long one that I'm talking about, not necessarily the steepness. Devil May Cry does have a steeper start to its curve than a typical Nintendo game -- it's harder to just pick up and get right into. It cuts off shortly after that initial part though, meaning that once you've learned the game that's it. A game like Super Smash Brothers, on the other hand, is easy to get into but offers a far longer curve to let the player continue improving their skills.

      The latter example is what most game developers like to at least say they strive for. "Easy to learn, hard to master" is what they tend to call it, or something like that. When the game lacks the deep "hard to master" part though, they're often made to be hard to learn, giving the appearance of some underlying depth where (if you pass the difficulty hump) none actually exists. That gives "hardcore" players something to brag and act elitist about when they do pass the hump, but everyone else just gets disinterested in the game at that point.

    10. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure I agree about movies. If they have it down to a formula, how do films like Cutthroat Island get made? How come there are so many films that don't hit the magic "3 times budget" in terms of box office.

      Hollywood often seeks a formula of mixing known commodities in the hope of getting something good. The films that succeed often do so not because of that, but because someone actually cared about the creative process of what they made.

    11. Re:Did they do it on purpose? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just me.. but I still disagree. Mario kart DS on 150 CC is damn hard (from a guy who's finished them all except the GBA one which I never bought), I know a lot of casual gamers who can't even finished 100 CC.. I'll throw in online play too if you like.. Mario Kart is hardcore if you want it to be.

      I have to disagree with "to cater to them". Nintendo make fun games.. if you're playing games isn't it to have fun? If you just want uber hard "ZOMG PWNED!" games you can get them, but Nintendo go "hey that's fine, but we like to have fun, throw in a few hard parts and just let everyone enjoy it". Last time I checked Mario games now had 100+ goals, some of which require split second timing or really difficult jumping puzzles.. Isn't that still aiming at the hardcore in a way? Not many will get all 120 stars in MArio 64, at least not in the casual market.

      So is making a game fun not catering for people taking part in a hobby? Isn't that like saying "D&D isn't catering for hardcore gamers because it doesn't require you use 350 tables for this magic spell"?

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  45. 'Borrowed' from Ars... by Low2000 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What are the 3 things the word "wee" (spelling ignored) bring to mind?

    1. Small
    2. Urinate
    3. Penis

    Nintendo just announced the name of this potentially revolutionary console (pun intended) is "small urinating penis"

    This is, without question, the worst case I have ever seen of clueless marketing trying to be clever and plowing over the integrity of the product they were assigned to.

  46. And the multiplayer link will be called... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...Wii Wii.

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    1. Re:And the multiplayer link will be called... by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      You're just taking the piss.

    2. Re:And the multiplayer link will be called... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      And that's a piss poor joke.

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  47. At least we know the versioning strategy... by wingbat · · Score: 1

    First Wii, then Wiii, Wiv, Wv, Wvi, Wvii, Wviii, Wix, Wx, Wxi...

    That won't be confusing at all! I think I'll wait for the "Wix".

  48. The business of naming by jalefkowit · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a little old (circa 1999), but Salon's article "The name game" -- a look inside the "identity firms" that come up with so many of the weird names that are floating around these days -- is worth bringing up because it's just so freaking funny.

    It seems that when Altman and Manning presented the name Jamcracker to a client recently, the reception was not everything they had hoped for. "I put the name up in front of their creative people," Manning says. "There were a couple of women sitting in. One of them got up and said, 'Oh, that's disgusting.' Another said, 'This is really sick.' I said, 'Excuse me, what are you talking about?' They said, 'We can't explain it, but that name is just creeping us out. We don't know what it is, but could you take it off the wall, please?'" Manning remains mystified by the incident. "There's apparently some strange, uncomfortable meaning attached to it in the minds of some women," he says. "God knows what that could be."

    Read the whole thing, it's worth it.

    1. Re:The business of naming by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      Wow, those naming agency guys come across as total pricks don't they?

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    2. Re:The business of naming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jamcracker sounds like a pretty good description of their sloppy, pus and semen dripping cunts.

    3. Re:The business of naming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The odd thing is that every single one of those "naming" companies have sucky names themselves.

      I mean: TrueNames, NameStormers, Name Base! Way to distinguish yourselves there. Lexicon, Metaphor, etc. - wow, it's like you opened a book and looked for words related to language!

      Please - if that's the best they can do for themselves, then most companies are better suited to just spend 10 minutes coming up with their own name and googling it to make sure it doesn't already exist. Run it past a couple of different language speakers to make sure it doesn't sound like something negative or embarrassing in other countries and your job is done.

      All it takes is a day or two, and contact with a linguist for a couple of hundred dollars. Hardly the thing requiring hiring a company for.

    4. Re:The business of naming by Spaceman+Spiff+II · · Score: 1

      Wow, very interesting article, thanks! In browsing my other news sites and stuff, I came across a link to this article, I think on Joystiq, alluding to your post here.

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  49. Live and learn (and learn to love) by RyoShin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After my initial fanboy seething hatred subsided yesterday (I was probably more pissed then I should have been, but the name change was contrary to everything I was expecting, I suppose) I thought a bit more about the name.

    Despite the penis and urination jokes and the inevitable puns, the name could work. I would still prefer that Nintendo choose something else (or just switch back to "Revolution"), but something that others stated yesterday made sense: Nintendo could call it "ShitInABox" and it would still have great games, which is the entire reason you buy any console.

    I'm still worried about public reaction, though. The foreign-sounding name, combined with the various jokes and sound-alike meanings, could be enough to throw off the non-gaming public, the parents and adults and girls that Nintendo is supposedly trying to reach with this console.

    The overall reaction to this will likely turn out just like Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. People will initially hate, hate, hate it. ("This isn't what they gave us at E3 2000!" "Revolution was so much cooler!") Then we'll look at some screens and play reviews in magazines and soften up a bit. ("Well, the art does look good..." "Well, it does have some awesome looking games...") Then we'll actually get one and wonder why we ever doubted Nintendo. Of course, there will be those who will refuse to accept it, but that's common to everything (just look at the Amish).

    I still plan to buy one, but I don't think I can go on calling it "Wii". Talking to friends about your "Wii" is just too unnerving. I'll do my own little personal arrogant "refuse to change" thing and continue to call it "Revolution", because that's frankly what it is, in my opinion.

    Wii mean nothing. But, at the very least, I can say "A WIINER IS YOU" at the end of matches on this console.

  50. It's going to end up being called... by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's going to end up being called a "Nintendo". "Did you buy an XBox or a Nintendo?" 'Wii' is such a ridiculously bad choice for a name. No self-respecting teen/young-adult is going to walk into a store and ask for a 'Wii'.

    "Hello. Do you have any Wiis..." (trails off)

    "Any what, sir?

    "Wiis" (quietly)

    "I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you."

    "Wiis! I wanna Wii" (loudly)

    "Washroom's at the back of the store."

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    1. Re:It's going to end up being called... by iainl · · Score: 1

      Have you seen some of the games coming, though?

      I'm getting so excited, I'm really desperate for a Wii now.

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    2. Re:It's going to end up being called... by prockcore · · Score: 1

      No self-respecting teen/young-adult is going to walk into a store and ask for a 'Wii'.

      Riiight, because the guy who makes a living selling game consoles and software isn't going to know what you're talking about.

      I bet you have problems ordering Oscar Meyer Weiners too, huh?

  51. WiiNi by Dizigel · · Score: 1

    I hearby refer to the new Wii Nintendo as the WiiNi. Has a nice ring to it!

  52. parallels to Apple? by blue_fireball_eater · · Score: 1

    For the last 1/2 year Nintendo has been intent on following Apple's style, gravitating toward a shiny white revolution as their official display model and unveiling the ipod-esque Nintendo DS Lite. Now they seem to be copying Apple's new naming strategy, which is simply: Take a popular product with a sexy name and make it as strange as possible. I think Nintendo has set a new standard with the Wii.

  53. hmmmm.... by joel8x · · Score: 1

    Does anybody else think this is very Japanese? LIke they are going with a very Hello-Kitty cutesy little name - and its weird like those little robot toys you get in a Japanese toy store. This sounds like a name straight out of a Katamari game.

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  54. Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by alexhs · · Score: 1, Interesting

    it will confuse the French

    Probably not.
    Marketing will probably pronounce it the english way.
    But people probably not. W in French is pronounced like v.
    I can't think of a word with two consecutive 'i'.
    It could be pronounced like vie (life), or maybe a long i.

    Probably a long i. Be it pronounced the english or the french way.

    Therefore no confusion with yesss or lifffe.

    And there are lots of homonyms in every language anyway, people don't get confused, it's just useful for puns...

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    1. Re:Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by MORB · · Score: 1

      "W in French is pronounced like v."

      No.
      "WC" is the only thing where we pronounce it like v.
      Actually, I can't even think of any french word that wasn't borrowed from english that has a W in it, so whenever we ever use it, we pronounce like in english.
      And indeed, Wii does sound the same as "oui" in french.

    2. Re:Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by koh · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can't even think of any french word that wasn't borrowed from english that has a W in it.

      "Wagon" does not come from english AFAIK and is pronounced "vagon" nonetheless.

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    3. Re:Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by yanos · · Score: 1

      > W in French is pronounced like v.

      No. It is prononced just like in english. And 'i' is prononced like 'e' in english. So the correct prononciation is exactly like 'we', if you ignore the double 'i'.

    4. Re:Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      My last name, Weill, is an Alsacian name (Alsace-Lorraine). In jingles for some French boutique that registered weill.com before I could, they used the V-sound for assonance: "Le vetement Weill vous va !" Except for "Le" every word starts with a v sound.

      I've never studied French but based on my own selfish experience "Vee" seems the likely pronunciation unless Nintendo tries to make the name sound the same worldwide.

      (Off topic follow up: in French is iPod pronounced "ee-PO"?)

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    5. Re:Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by alexhs · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, french wagon comes from english, that itself comes from german Wagen.
      I gave some links you might find intersting in another post of the thread.

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    6. Re:Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by MORB · · Score: 1

      "(Off topic follow up: in French is iPod pronounced "ee-PO"?)"

      We generally keep the english pronunciation for english words. Well, a broken english pronunciation at least.
      I say "aye-pod". French people tend to say "ee-pod", but I don't know of anyone dropping the d at the end.

    7. Re:Homonyms are not confusing, mind you... by muzik4machines · · Score: 0

      even we=oui (yes) phoneticaly

  55. Hello World by MadMirko · · Score: 1

    Pee Ess Pee?

    Pee Ess Three?

    No problem.

    Wii?

    Piss! HAHA OMFG you said P!SS, ROFLMAO?

    Strange, isn't it?

  56. The rest of the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news (at 11)...

    Foreign blog writers and other self-claimed analysts are outraged about Nintendo (a japanese company) ingorance for the releavance of opinions of foreign markets and their analysts.

    I guess they name it "Wii" just because it sounds a little like "Kawaii" which is japanese...

  57. Obvious tactic. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe there is anybody out there nay-saying this move. Nintendo, by changing the name to something “controversial” has just drummed up more buzz than the “coolest-name-evar” could possibly generate. Every so-called analyst and commentator who is weighing in on this misses the point: it has nothing to do with being a good or bad name but everything to do with forcing it into our collective consciousness. Wii will always be with you now.

  58. Uh, yes and no... by TheNoxx · · Score: 1

    It's certainly true that many slashdotters are diehard nintento fans, and of course they'll buy the console and enjoy good games and support their alma mater... but that doesn't mean naming the newest iteration in the Nintendo legacy something tremendously stupid like "Wii" doesn't really, really get to us.

    For example, imagine the feeling you get when you get the latest in a great RPG series or other gaming franchise that you've watched grow for years and years (like Final Fantasy). Now imagine getting your hands on the game, and it's everything you want it to be... but the main character is Paris Hilton or equally annoying.

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    1. Re:Uh, yes and no... by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      You just described my experience with Final Fanatsy X.

  59. Can't pronounce the name by doctor_no · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "We don't think Nintendo Wii is a truly terrible console name, but it's an uncharacteristically risky choice, even for Nintendo. We admire its simplicity and its playfulness (the two i's represent multiplayer action, you see). But on the flip side, parents will have a hard time pronouncing it ("Nintendo...why?") and hardcore gamers will slam it ..."

    I think the biggest issue is that the name is not easily read or pronounced; many will likely read it out as "why". The fact that they have to tell you that its pronoucned "We" is a bad sign, product names should be straight-forward and to the point.

    I agree the two "i"s and people playing together, as in "we" is clever, but that gimmik is quickly going to fade. The concept is very akin to Intel's Viiv (which I'm still not exactly sure how its pronounced), however good solid names that are easy to remember are far better then gimmicky names that are hard to read.

    Also, "we" has too many conotations in different languages that are going to be much stronger than a game console, "we" as "oui/yes" in French, "we" as in pee, "we" as in small, etc. By far one of the worst product names in recent history, but they sure have gotten quite a bit of press from it.

    1. Re:Can't pronounce the name by empvirus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, keep saying that to yourself. Just like the 2 screens of the DS were a gimmick. Hey, I thought that, too until my younger sister picked up one and I got to see what it was really like. Nintendo knows what they're doing.

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    2. Re:Can't pronounce the name by Ghost_MH · · Score: 1

      This would mean that they'd actually have to read the name. Who reads anything anymore??? You have us nerds...That have seen the Nintendo ad telling us how to pronounce it and everyone else...That will hear it being pronounced in commercials.

  60. Multiplayer by Rendo · · Score: 1

    So if you connect too Wii's together do you have a wiiwii?

  61. Terrible grammar. by The_Shadows · · Score: 1

    Now we're going to confuse people using poor grammar! Let's lake a plural, first person pronoun, "we," and make it into a singular, proper noun for an object! Sentences such as "Wii is good" or "Wii is bad" would make anyone saying them sound like an utter moron.

    What will companies do next to destroy our already fragile grammar? The Sony Yu? Microsoft's next venture, the Ai (Pronounced as "I")? The Mi?

  62. when everyone speaks english the world will explod by Potor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's a great name. monosyllabic, pronouncable for everyone - how can they go wrong?
    also, that graphic will scale well, and could be shortened to just the w anyway.
    i'm sold.

  63. I wonder by acid_zebra · · Score: 1

    how many of the people bitching here will be standing in line like good little consumer sheep when the system hits the streets.

    Because even if I think the name is kinda awkward, I KNOW I want one.

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  64. This could go two ways, however may be a good move by jorange · · Score: 1

    Think about this for a second, how many people here thought the name iPod was a good name for an MP3 player? Fast forward to today and look what Apple has done. I think the big N is trying for the same effect.

    A few key points where the name Wii makes sense:

    +Nintendo have been saying for ages that they are not competing directly against Sony and Microsoft. They certainly don't compare on tech specs, control scheme, so why should they compete with a name as well? If they were competing directly it would be called NS 5 or somthing like that.

    +By having a console that is different in price, gameplay and the branding/name they have seperated themselves well.

    +Wii I am sure will have some great marketing, the whole selling of the brand/concept and not the product. I can already see Wii adds that don't even mention or show the console, just conveying that Wii is fun and hip! Remember the early iPod adds? Same idea here.

    +Having lived over-seas for most my life I can tell you that Wii will be easy to pronounce anywhere you go, any other console name in the last ten years however isn't.

    So in summary, this may be a brilliant move, or it could just be a very bad idea. I guess time will tell, however as for me I still plan on buying a Wii because of what it is, not its name.

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  65. Marketing GENIUS by mikeisme77 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've been thinking about this since yesterday (and my initial reaction of hatred of the name/thinking it was a stupid move, etc.) Now that I've had time to contemplate the issue though, I think it's an ingenious move. Here's why:

    1) The name is simple, easy to remember, and sticks out like a sore thumb (which for marketing is good).

    2) The fact that it's as weird as it is/initial reaction is "wtf" means LOTS of FREE publicity for Nintendo. Before this, NOBODY was talking about the system--there were a few small blurbs about it here and there, but even when the new controller was announced it was ignored by everybody but the gaming press. This new name though generates controversy and EVERYBODY is talking about it. Controversy sells: BIG TIME. Just look at GTA...

    3) After awhile, the name DOES grow on you and instead of thinking of it as urine you start thinking of it as "whee" (i.e. fun). It's a nice, silly name. Maybe not "mature" or "hip", but I want my games to be FUN, not necessarily hip.

    4) After watching the video and reading the reasoning behind the name, it opens up some great potential marketing ideas and makes sense why they chose this name.

    5) People who don't like saying it will just call it the Nintendo. I mean, who ACTUALLY called the Nintendo Entertainment System by it's full name? Or even really NES (now that's used, but while it was their only system, I don't know ANYBODY who called it the NES). I don't see anything wrong with just calling the Wii the Nintendo again... As it pretty much is THE Nintendo (it can play games from ALL of their past systems after all...)

    That's my 2 cents any way...
    1. Re:Marketing GENIUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      5) People who don't like saying it will just call it the Nintendo. I mean, who ACTUALLY called the Nintendo Entertainment System by it's full name? Or even really NES (now that's used, but while it was their only system, I don't know ANYBODY who called it the NES). I don't see anything wrong with just calling the Wii the Nintendo again... As it pretty much is THE Nintendo (it can play games from ALL of their past systems after all...)

      Well, they seem to be, in fact, discouraging that, considering that it's going to be "Wii", not "Nintendo Wii". So the normal people who don't know about the history of consoles don't know that it's Nintendo Wii, and they're not going to call it just "Nintendo". I find it weird that Nintendo seems to want that.

    2. Re:Marketing GENIUS by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      Nintendo DOESN'T want to look like a "video game" company as it has negative connotations in the minds of adults around the world (including Japan). They want to appeal to a wider segment than just "gamers", they want to appeal to everybody. By ditching the "Nintendo" moniker, which has pretty much become synonymous with "video games", they hope to remove the stigma attached to "video games" and appeal to those who think games are childish. I mean, it's pretty much the "gamers" that are having the big issue with the name, so for them calling it the Nintendo will be fine.

  66. Wiii....A-boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nintendo Executive: Look, if we spend anymore time on this Wii-a-boo thing, we'll be bankcrupt by the end of the month.

    Anonymous suit: Did someone say wii?

  67. Says "multiplayer" instead of "controller," mostly by ianscot · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "(the two i's represent multiplayer action, you see)."

    You can see what Nintendo's thinking, anyway: "We" recast with a double-whammy of the "i" thing -- iMac, iPod -- on the other end of the name. This is a name Nintendo would have chosen in order to play up the networked, multiplayer side of the new console.

    If they had thought the controller needed to be emphasized, you'd maybe have something about "motion" or "kinetic" in the name. Seems like they didn't need to accomplish that, though, because basically anyone who's at all interested in consoles knows that about their new machine. So, use the name to play up the thing that's not gotten so much attention yet.

    (Compare it with Microsoft's leaden touch: "X-Box Live." Implying that when you're not in multiplayer, the games are, what, dead? Nice.)

    The other thing to say is that this industry is one of the few that could stand to run ads laughing at itself -- and the other consoles don't do that good a job of that. Both the XBox and the Playstation go with pretty macho adverts. I think of the 360 release and all the reviews were about how awe-inspiring King Kong's graphics supposedly were. Roar! If Nintendo makes some fun with its own name, suddenly people are laughing with them instead of at them. Don't believe me? Think of beer commercials. If any industry can do that, it would be one that makes games, right?

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  68. Fully agree by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is distinctive and easy to recognize again among its rivals even if you've only seen it once or twice before.

    The most horrible example to the opposite is currently among DSLR camera makers. Here are a hew model names:

    d30, d200, 350d 30d, d70, d50, 1d, d1.

    Two manufacturers: Canon and Nikon, with incompatible lens systems.

    Now, based on names, try to pair which model is for which system - and ficure out which is the high- respectively low-end models for each system. Good luck.

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    1. Re:Fully agree by GroovBird · · Score: 1

      Canon: (low-end to high end) D30, 350D, 30D, 1D
      Nikon: (low-end to high end) D50, D70, D1 (older), d200

    2. Re:Fully agree by masdog · · Score: 1

      Why not give people a challenge.

      Canon (in order of creation and with marketing name): d30, 1d, 350d (Rebel XT), 30d.

      Nikon: d1, d50, d70, d200.

    3. Re:Fully agree by metamatic · · Score: 1

      That's why in the US, Canon do the smart thing and brand the low-end cameras "Rebel".

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    4. Re:Fully agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the wastes of genes that listed the models by correct order and manufacturer:

      He said based on the name alone, you god damned retards. It doesn't count if you look them up or are already intimately familiar with the products (and in your case, "intimately" is probably in the literal sense, you fuckwits).

      Now piss off.

    5. Re:Fully agree by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I had a d30, but the only thing it seemed useful for was rolling a random day of the month.

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    6. Re:Fully agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't even agree!

  69. Not that it's good, bad, or ugly... by b12arr0 · · Score: 1

    It's just that I got used to calling it the "Nintendo Revolution". I probably still will because 'wii' or 'we' makes me think of "Nintendo Wheeeeee".

  70. Smells like... by thoughtographer · · Score: 1

    AutoMcCarthyism!

  71. You would think.... by Comboman · · Score: 1

    You would think a Japanese company would want to avoid any connection to WWII.

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  72. It's probably because I'm tired ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or it's because we're close to May 4th, but I first misread it as "WWII", which has not such a nice connotation if you ask me. Try typing it into google.

  73. The bigger question: by Dienyddio · · Score: 1

    Will there be two controlers included in the box?

    Nintendo is obviously on this 'Wii play together' vibe, it would make sense to enable more than one person to play with the standard retail package. Also if the 'i' is supposed to resembile the controler, surely there should be two bundled given the two 'i' characters in the name.

  74. mod parent up by podRZA · · Score: 1

    thats exactly what i thought. i called NES, SNES, N64, GC, all just "Nintendo"

  75. obligatory russia joke :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in Soviet Russia, Wii play with YOU!

  76. ...not as cool as Vi by big+dumb+dog · · Score: 1

    Wii is OK, but it's not as cool as Vi.

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    1. Re:...not as cool as Vi by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      Wheeeeemacs!!!

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  77. Hardcore Gaming by Rydia · · Score: 1

    I think we can now say that hardcore gamers really aren't that importat, based on the "hardcore"-only adoption of the 360, and its simultaneous, spectacular flop.

  78. Funny you should mention Laputa. by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    Mazda Laputa: Will be heard as "Mazda la puta", or "Mazda the whore". "Mazda" also sounds like a female name.

    Actually, Laputa is the name of the advanced civilization in Gulliver's Travels. It's debatable whether or not Smith actually new this meaning and intended it as a double entendre. The Japense aparently have no idea about this because the movie Castle in the Sky was named Laputa: Castle in the Sky in Japan. This obviously had to be changed in some markets.
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    1. Re:Funny you should mention Laputa. by moranar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, and the translation of the travels of Gulliver to Spanish normally had "Liliput" instead of "Laputa". Bowdlerisation. The Mitsubishi Pajero is called "Montero" in Spanish-speaking countries.

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    2. Re:Funny you should mention Laputa. by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Actually, Laputa is the name of the advanced civilization in Gulliver's Travels. It's debatable whether or not Smith actually new this meaning and intended it as a double entendre. The Japense aparently have no idea about this because the movie Castle in the Sky was named Laputa: Castle in the Sky in Japan.

      I imagine Swift probably did know... IIRC the Spanish were still rivals of the expanding British empire at the time, although they were in decline. And it's quite reasonable that a sailor like Gulliver would pick up some gutter Spanish. La puta, the whore: it's not a bad name for such a completely rotten society.

      As for Miyazaki... well, why, when translating back into English, need they keep the Gulliver's Travels spelling? The Japanese name of the film was 'Tenkuu no Shiro Rapyuta': would 'Raputa' be any problem in Spanish-speaking countries?

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    3. Re:Funny you should mention Laputa. by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      You know, there really is a place called Lahore. Everyone seems to be just fine with that.

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    4. Re:Funny you should mention Laputa. by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      Actually, Laputa is the name of the advanced civilization in Gulliver's Travels.

      Well, "advanced". One of the professors there is spending his time working on a way to build houses from the roof down. The whole island was kind of a big jab at academia.

      And, personally, I have little doubt that Swift knew the double entendre. The whole book is pretty dirty.

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    5. Re:Funny you should mention Laputa. by KDR_11k · · Score: 0
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    6. Re:Funny you should mention Laputa. by muyuubyou · · Score: 1

      In Spain you can see both Pajero and Montero branded cars. Not sure why, but it is that way.

  79. Meta by phuked · · Score: 1

    A heated discussion on the name of a console is quite a bit meta, don't you think? :)

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  80. Here's what I see coming out of this by Antimatter3009 · · Score: 1

    So they chose a strange name that everyone is now talking and arguing about. How's that for advertising? No one's talking about the Xbox360 or PS3 right now, they're talking about the Wii. This will continue. People will see it in stores and wonder what it is. It's an instant attraction, even if it's only because it's weird. That, plus who really is going to not buy a console they want because the name is stupid? Seriously, the name gets attention, but no matter what the name is the console will live and die by fun factor.

    1. Re:Here's what I see coming out of this by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      This will continue.

      No, it won't. It's hilarious to some and shocking to others, but after a week it will be old news.

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    2. Re:Here's what I see coming out of this by Antimatter3009 · · Score: 1

      What I meant was more along the lines of every time someone sees the name for the first time it will draw their attention. Obviously the news will die down on the internet and everyone will stop talking, but when a casual gamer sees it for the first time they'll probably at least check it out because it looks new and different. By now everyone knows what the PS3 and XBox360 bring to the table, but not a Wii. I think that was part of the goal.

    3. Re:Here's what I see coming out of this by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      What I meant was more along the lines of every time someone sees the name for the first time it will draw their attention.

      Then you should have said what you meant, instead of saying something else.

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  81. Decoding the press release by Howzer · · Score: 1, Funny

    >>Introducing ... Wii.
    >>As in "we."

    So the first thing you have to do is explain how your new product name is pronounced? Dud.

    >>While the code-name "Revolution" expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer.

    Um, you "answer" a question. You don't "answer" a "direction". This doesn't make sense.

    >>Wii will break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else.

    No it won't. Humans are tribal. The thing that separates gamers from others is GAMERS. We like it that way.

    >>Wii will put people more in touch with their games ... and each other. But you're probably asking: What does the name mean?

    No, I wasn't. And saying "thanks for asking" is a sure-fire way to notify everyone under 30 that you're full of shit and trying to sell something.

    >>Wii sounds like "we," which emphasizes this console is for everyone.

    Only in English, where it also sounds like "small" or "urinate".

    >>Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii.

    Bullshit. Many languages make no distinction between the "w" sound and the "v" sound. Chinese, spoken by 20% of the people on the planet, doesn't have a "we" sound.

    >>Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play.

    Distinctive?? "ii" means "2" in almost every table of contents I've ever seen. It's as unique as that slightly dissapointed feeling which follows every concrete announcement by Nintendo.

    >>>And Wii, as a name and console, *snip marketing bullshit*

    This will be the event that finally proves that all publicity is NOT good publicity.

  82. We need a 4th article by Punto · · Score: 2, Insightful
    called "Why do Wii care?". Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of nintendo, and I'm looking forward to this.. But really, who cares? what's in a name anyway?

    But maybe it's just me.. a lot of people seem to think that 'hard core gamers' will respond better to a name like "TEH SUPAR XTREME GAMING FRAMEWORK" or something.. I find that annoying, maybe I'm out of touch..

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  83. OMG! Wiiiiiiii!!!!! (Gonads and Strife!) by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Why anyone did not post a link to this is something that I can not explain.

    Come on, Internet people! Where's your love for Threebrain!

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  84. Pro-nun-see-ay-shun by nickthecook · · Score: 1

    ...parents will have a hard time pronouncing it...

    I wouldn't worry too much about parents being able to pronounce it. I've known parents who called the company "Nine-tendo", and it still seems to be doing well.

  85. Wii by certel · · Score: 1

    Okay... That name does NOT excite me when I'm about to purchase a new gaming console. What kind of brainstorming was that?

  86. Marketing Plan.... by Unloaded · · Score: 1

    Mike Myers, playing the sarcastic angry Scottish charachter Stuart Mackenzie from "So I Married an Axe Murderer".

    "The queen. The vatican. The Getty's. The Rothschilds. AND Colonel Sanders before he went heads up! Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee BEADY eyes! and that smug look on his face, 'Oh! You're gonna buy my chicken, OHHH. Aye Laddie - and look at the Wii Nintendo with it's Wii game disc. And look at the kid playin it - That kid's head's like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy in parts. Oh, that was a harsh one, wasn't it? He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonite on his huge pilla'."

    "Now go and kiss your mother before I kick your teeth in!"

  87. I, for one... by carambola5 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, appreciate the carte blanche for making childish pee jokes. It's fun to be immature sometimes... and isn't that what most video games are about? Being childish and carefree?

    Even in games like Halo 2, you can kneel down and keep punching your dead opponent. Heck, the entire concept of GTA is like this. How many people play GTA for more than an hour before just going on virtual rampages, trying to get as many stars as possible? Your masculinity may hide it, but deep inside, you're crying out "Wiiiii!"

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  88. Wii? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd pronounce that as Weeeeee!

  89. I think you're mistaken by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Gulliver went to four places, two of which were Lilliput and Laputa.

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    1. Re:I think you're mistaken by moranar · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia, you're right. "Laputa" was changed to "Lupata" in Spanish.

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    2. Re:I think you're mistaken by Soybean47 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah. In the Spanish translation, two of Gulliver's destinations were "Lilliput" and "Lilliput." I understand it's very confusing for Spanish schoolchildren.

  90. Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just Wii Wii'd my pants reading this. Fuck you Nintendo.

  91. in all honesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does it really matter what they've named it?
    It's more important that there are good games and that the general public likes it.
    Sure it's called Wii, but other people still call the PS2 a playstation, Xbox360 an Xbox.
    I think the name really means very little in terms of how well the system will do.
    If anything, little kids will go to their parents saying "i want that new nintendo!"

  92. Nope..."we" is not a native Japanese sound by Ogemaniac · · Score: 2, Informative

    They took it directly from English. 99% of Japanese under 50 probably know the meaning of the word.

    1. Re:Nope..."we" is not a native Japanese sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "W" technically doesn't occur in Japanese, but the letter for all intents and purposes makes the same sound as "U", which does exist in Japanese. So, the name would be pronounced as "uii", which they'd have no problem with even without a background in English.

  93. French pronounciation of w : an open discussion... by alexhs · · Score: 1

    Aren't you pronouncing wagon like vallée ?
    And what about words from other languages like wisigoths, or the game of awalé ?

    Now I checked because the w is quite uncommon in french, and I agree most words are from english and kept their english pronounciation. W really isn't a french letter ;)

    Here are scrabble accepted words with w, english people will probably understand most of them...

    Now, I think that w should be pronounced v, like we're spelling it "double vé", but it's maybe because I'm native of Alsace, near the German border (and German people are pronouncing w like our v while their v is more like our f) :)

    Also found that discussion.

    Conclusion : it's up to the french people to choose if it will be ouiiii or viiiie :)

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  94. Give it some feeling by crunchly · · Score: 1

    Nintendo Wheeeee!

  95. Name reminds me of AC's Wi Flag by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just something bizarre from another game....

    The Wi Flag was a peculiar problem in the early Asheron's Call codebase that seemingly afflicted one paticular player, named Wi. Basically mobs zeroed in on him no matter when he showed up in an area and no matter who else was there.

    A little history about the flag is here,
    http://www.vitaerising.com/modules.php?op=modload& name=News&file=article&sid=58

    and then the fix for it came along here..

    http://www.vitaerising.com/modules.php?op=modload& name=News&file=article&sid=40&mode=thread&order=0& thold=0

    So I guess Nintendo is not worried about turning off all of Asheron's Call current and former players :)

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    1. Re:Name reminds me of AC's Wi Flag by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Actually reading it shows that Wi just complained the most, the bug infact meant that anybodys whos name hashed to a small number go attacked more often. But I digress.

    2. Re:Name reminds me of AC's Wi Flag by neelm · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the links, so they might not have it right - Wi had this issue in AC Beta, and it was known because he had by far the most deaths. For a long time "Wi flagged" just meant you were unlucky and died alot (AC kept a death count). Wi himself was quite humorous - not whiney as you imply. The devs denied such a flag could exist, and for a long time I did too; until I made a new character that was flagged and it was quite provable to anyone who stood next to me. Lucky for me, this character was a tank and could take the beating - Wi was a mage. It was only proven a bug when Turbine hired a new dev, who had been flagged and set out to find the cause.

    3. Re:Name reminds me of AC's Wi Flag by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Well then read the links. Either way yes the bug is dependant upon your user ID being small and your user ID is a hashed number based upon your name.

    4. Re:Name reminds me of AC's Wi Flag by neelm · · Score: 1

      Why read the links? I was there =p

  96. And you see what wonders it's done for Paris by el_benito · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to say that it's barely been 24 hours and I'm already thoroughly sick of the word "Wii". It's obnoxious. It's embarrasing. I wouldn't feel comfortable telling my mother that I wanted this for Xmas... especially as I'm 28! I previously wanted to buy a Revolution on launch day. I'd wait in line. Now I have to deal with the social embarassment of not only being an adult wanting to buy what's perceived as a child's toy, now I also have to negotiate the social stigma that comes with the word "Wii" That's embarrasing.

    I'd rather get caught with my wang out

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    1. Re:And you see what wonders it's done for Paris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your lack of confidence, exhibited by your professed ease at slipping into embarassment, makes me giggle.

  97. Accurate analysis by suv4x4 · · Score: 1
    Ok everyone and his dog is trying to guess what "Wii" will mean for the future of the new Nintendo console. We've basically three groups of people:

    • Some explain how all the talk helps it differentiate from the competition, how it is free advertisement and so on.
    • Other claim how funny it is, make pee jokes about it, and explain how parents will be ashamed to buy it for their kids.
    • Yet other go the easy route of bringing similar examples from the history and claim they nailed the consequences.

    Here's my super accurate and sophisticated analysis: we've no fucking clue what'll happen, so stop trying to guess.

    You may hate or like the name but this means nothing for the rest of the people who may, somehow, have their own opinion which is not driven by your rants or blessings.

    Bringing other, often popular and worn out examples from the industry is extremely naive as the cases are familiar on very a superficial level and causes for one's demise or success may have nothing to do with the bad/good choice of name we're discussing here.

    While we're analysing if the ability to kid with the name means good or bad sales, we forget how important are all other variables in the equation: content, availability, quality, features, offers, advertisement, recognition and so on to name just a few, and probably thousands more that even modern marketing can't detect and make sense of.
  98. MOD PARENT UP - Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever wonder why makeup ads have so much penis imagery? Because wii's sell to women, you just have to be subtle about it.

  99. A long historical tradition of dumb names by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nintendo Wii continues a strong tradition of incredibly moronic brand names out of Nintendo -- which is a shame because their games are incredible.

    * Super Nintendo Entertainment System - Ok, I understand the need to maintain "a strong brand identity". But this is really just a copout versus coming up with a more creative name. Their ads were even worse: "Now you're playing with power... super power." Was it any wonder that the Sega Genesis (which had some great games of it own and I consider the best console name ever) had more "cool factor" going into the early 90s?

    * Super Scope 6 - If you're wondering, this was the software that came with the bazooka-version of the lightgun for the SNES. Never mind the fact the gun itself was completely unwieldly -- the decision to make the name of the software roll off the tongue (Super Scope 6) made everyone forget that the Super Scope was supossed to support a bunch of games. Since everyone associated the gun with the 6 relatively crappy minigames it came with, no one thought to look for 3rd-party software that supported it. I think a total of 3 "full games" supported the thing.

    * Game Boy - Immediately shot down as being "sexist", Nintendo Power held a contest to design your own and half the entries used the words "Game Girl". To this day they're still trying to get Game Boy moniker out of peoples' heads (to your non-gaming buddies, do you call your DS a "Nintendo DS" or "like a Gameboy")?

    * Virtual Boy - Ditto. And add the fact it wasn't really virtual. All it was doing was drawing red lines a few inches in front of your eyes and giving headaches.

    * Nintendo 64 - This began a line of consoles with relatively good codenames but terrible console names. Ultra 64, while derivative of Super Nes, at least had a "cool" element to it. Killer Insinct for the arcades even touted "Coming soon to the Ultra 64!" Nintendo instead decided to go with the incredibly bland Nintendo 64 and a gave it a suitably stupid Escher-like logo (which Rare's Conker amusing destroyed in Conker's Bad Fur Day). Again, wonderful games -- terrible name.

    * Gamecube - Original codename: Dolphin. Exudes intelligence, the ability to swiftly get around competitors. Final name: a plastic block. The ads picture a bunch of gang-like teenagers walking the streets and then cut to a cartoon Advance Wars-like game. Huh? Although it could've been worse -- one of the final designs called for a star-shaped plastic fins and the name "Starcube". Picture the Disney PC for 4-year olds but in your living room. Again, incredible games -- dumb system name.

    * Nintendo Wii - Original codename: Revolution. Gives off the vibes of doing completely new things (the controller) and harkens nostalgia for when Nintendo turned a hobby into a multibillion dollar industry in the 80s (NES, SNES, etc. emulation). Final name mirrors a number of terrible Japanese names. In particular, I'm reminded if Vaio and Wega from Sony. Wega, in particular, is actually supposed to be pronounced "vega". Why they didn't just stick the V in there is anyone's guess. Revolution would've been a brutally cool name but instead they decided to wreck it.

    Again, I'm not saying anything against the games themselves -- they're incredible. Bottom line is Nintendo should fire their marketing department and hire the guys from Sega, Microsoft or even Sony.

    1. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Sony? Hire the guys that came out with Wega. No thanks I'd rather have Wii.

      But seriously Japanese have no concept of what sounds good to an American. Hell even their color schemes are ugly (to us), lucikly they generally get Westerners to do the graphics for their games intended for the West. Though latly I've come around to actually liking some of the newer anime graphics.

    2. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, I'm not saying anything against the games themselves -- they're incredible. Bottom line is Nintendo should fire their marketing department and hire the guys from Sega, Microsoft or even Sony.

      The marketing from Sega? That would be a terrible idea given Sega's history. The marketing from Microsoft or Sony? Awful, especially for the target Nintendo is trying to reach.

    3. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

      "Super Scope 6"

      Whoa I forgot about this. I got this for my birthday when I was a kid. What a shitty product.

    4. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by xtapalapaquetl · · Score: 1
      Gamecube - ... Final name: a plastic block. The ads picture a bunch of gang-like teenagers walking the streets and then cut to a cartoon Advance Wars-like game. Huh? Although it could've been worse -- one of the final designs called for a star-shaped plastic fins and the name "Starcube". Picture the Disney PC for 4-year olds but in your living room. Again, incredible games -- dumb system name.

      I'd say the same thing about the xbox and playstation. The formula is EDGY/GAMES + THING, which is what led to the gamecube, playstation, xbox.


      Bottom line is Nintendo should fire their marketing department and hire the guys from Sega, Microsoft or even Sony.

      Worst idea in this thread. So we should look forward to blatant lies about the system's overhyped capabilities instead of coming forward with honest stats?


      A lot of your criticsm is very subjective and that I don't agree with. Genesis as the best name? The thought of n64 as a bad name has never occurred to me, but my main concern was the triad-style controller.

      I definitely agree with other posts about this article in that Nintendo is not going for the hardcore wannabes. Personally, I'm buying a Wii and I'm not embarrassed to ask for one by name. Because of the games like Smash Brothers online.

      PS I go by DS, not like a Gameboy, when I refer to it.

    5. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by eXonyte · · Score: 1
      * Nintendo 64 - This began a line of consoles with relatively good codenames but terrible console names. Ultra 64, while derivative of Super Nes, at least had a "cool" element to it. Killer Insinct for the arcades even touted "Coming soon to the Ultra 64!" Nintendo instead decided to go with the incredibly bland Nintendo 64 and a gave it a suitably stupid Escher-like logo (which Rare's Conker amusing destroyed in Conker's Bad Fur Day). Again, wonderful games -- terrible name.
      You forgot to mention the actual codename: Project Reality.

      In their defence, the reason they went with "64" instead of "Ultra 64" was due to trademark issues regarding "Ultra". It wasn't intentional, as other cases. That doesn't explain the logo though...
    6. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by Alisaunder · · Score: 1

      A lot of it is subjective? I'd say all of it is extremely subjective, and without merit.

    7. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      Was it any wonder that the Sega Genesis (which had some great games of it own and I consider the best console name ever) had more "cool factor" going into the early 90s?


      The SNES sold 49 million consoles total, while the Genesis only sold 35 million consoles. While the SNES didn't dominate nearly as much as its predecessor, the NES, whatever "cool factor" you are refering to apparently wasn't enough. Maybe you simply bought into Sega's "blast processing" advertisements? But you are correct to point out that Nintendo often shoots itself in the foot. This seemed to start with the Game Boy and SNES, but it only really started to get bad with things like the Virtual Boy and the N64.
    8. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      How so (please refrain from any fanboy logic)?

    9. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      I'm actually referring to the attitude presented by each marketing team, not console sales (something can be very "cool" but not sell at all). Sega's plan with Genesis was to target teenagers and young adults with "hip, edgy" advertisements and partnerships with MTV, among others. Nintendo's plan was to continue to foster "whimsical, fun" images and partnerships with toy manufacturers.

      If you asked the average 18-year old gamer (not hardcore) what they were playing in the early 90s, you'd get responses like Altered Beast, Golden Axe and the original Madden for Genesis. Their generation mostly moved to Playstation when it came out.

      I mean, think back to the advertisements of that era. Can you think of one memorable Nintendo commercial? The only I can think of is Yoshi's Island, which depicted a guy eating pasta and exploding. The ad was almost universally shot down because of how disgusting it was. Contrast that with Sega's marketing plan for Sonic and Knuckles (MTV partnership ala Xbox 360, among other things) and you see the difference. Hardcore gamers may be against it, but that kind of stuff helps sales.

    10. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You don't see how your original post was subjective?

      Do you even know the differences between subjective vs objective/qualitative vs quantitative?

      And for the record, I thought the N64 logo was cool, and the names Super NES (or "Super" as most people called it in my area), Nintendo 64, and Gamecube were all fine names.

      Notice: this post is subjective and without merit for the same reason that your original one was.

      Oh, and one last (subjective) point ... I initially thought that 'Nintendo Wii' was an alright name -- and it's already started to grow on me.

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    11. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Again, I'm not saying anything against the games themselves -- they're incredible. Bottom line is Nintendo should fire their marketing department and hire the guys from Sega, Microsoft or even Sony.


      Microsoft? XBox? Do you drink Mountain Dew by any chance?

    12. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by tarball_tinkerbell · · Score: 1

      Wega was initially a German company, which is why the "w" was pronounced as a "v." It was bought by Sony in 1975, & they just kept the name. See: Wikipedia.

    13. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      You said two things: it was subjective (which I agree with) and that subjective posts are without merit. The second statement is moronic -- every post on this story is subjective. There's no purely analytical way to approach the subject of console names.

      As for my opinions in particular, they are shared by many. People constantly bring up the "kiddie factor" with Nintendo products. Where do you think they get that idea from? My guess is star-shaped console designs and certain product names (notice they called it "Game Boy", not "Game Man").

      You seem like you're an ardent Nintendo fan -- you appear to have owned every console. I have too (but I also purchase every other console out there -- my income is largely disposable). If you have watched Nintendo over the years, you know they have a serious image problem. They make good games, they make pretty good consoles -- but they don't sell as much. Why? Why did people rush to buy the Xbox 360 even though the games were lackluster? It's because Microsoft formulated an image (along with the MTV special) that portrayed the console as sophisticated and cool. Whether you agree with that "subjective" opinion or not, thousands camped out the day the console was released. Will we see the same with Wii? Doubt it. (I recall going into EB the first day N64 came out and literally picked one up off the shelf. Barely anyone cared that it had been launched).

      The name "Wii" is dumb, pure and simple. If they wanted to really portray the idea of "getting together", "We" would've sufficed. Instead, they're going to get moms and dads heading into Gamestops this Christmas asking for "Nintendo whys". "Revolution", on the other hand, was a fantastic name. As I've said, it portrays Nintendo as the dominant powerhouse it was generations ago, and it represents going forward with new ideas. The only reason I can think of that they changed it is because the Japanese have a difficult time pronouncing "R", and they would've pronounced it "Wevolution". Cut the "volution" off the end and you get "We". (Which, again, would've been ok).

    14. Re:A long historical tradition of dumb names by mowph · · Score: 1
      Final name mirrors a number of terrible Japanese names. In particular, I'm reminded if Vaio and Wega from Sony. In particular, I'm reminded if Vaio and Wega from Sony. Wega, in particular, is actually supposed to be pronounced "vega".

      I was immediately reminded of the Hitachi Woo. The logo is strikingly similar, too. Considering that they're both gray on white verbal logos, how could it not be? At any rate, "Wii" isn't going to stand out as bizzarre or particularly mockable in Japan, where most every new product has a pseudo-occidental names.

      (By the way, I think the Wega "V" sound is because it was originally a German company. A common misconception is that all Japanese things written in the roman alphabet are supposed to be English. Or semi-English. Or whatever the heck you can call them.)

      I can't help but think that since Nintendo is ultimately a Japanese company, any opposition to the name in world markets (especially English-speaking countries) was probably largely ignored by the mother company. And who are we to say that they're wrong? Being wacky and cute and Japanese has been Nintendo's model of success in the world market up until now.

  100. They were gonna name it Weeeee by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

    but were worried about possible legal issues.

  101. Not "Wii-mote". "Weemote" by debest · · Score: 1

    The controller is going to be called the Wii-mote[tm].

    Actually, there is already an awesome product on the market called the Weemote. It is the only remote I've found which is simple, and can control a digital box.

    Although it was originally made for children, they made a less garishly coloured model called the Weemote Sr. which has been a godsend in our house with my father-in-law (afflicted with Alzheimer's Disease). It's an excellent and durable remote that has allowed him to control the TV again.

    (The problem is that the remote that comes with any digital box is far too complicated for him to comprehend. Most importantly, the Weemote doesn't allow him to do anything that he can't undo. With the box's standard remote, he would press "guide" or "info" or "DVD", then not be able to figure out how to get back to his standard operations, that being Channel up/down & volume up/down. He would then invariably throw the remote in frustration and stomp off, and be sullen for hours afterward.)

    Sorry for gushing all over this product, but it and the company behind it (Fobis) are really first-rate, and I like to give them props when I can.

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  102. Hammered dog-sh!t for a name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The name is stupid.

    But I'm not one for much aesthetics. I'll see what kind of games roll out for it. I haven't bought a console in years, and the only reason I even considered buy an Xbox was to make a disposable little Linux test-kit out of it.

    If the controller works (better than the Powerglove; THAT was a god damn abortion), I'll consider it. It is difficult for me to return to such an innocent age, where I mearly gobbled up what scraps the industry decided to throw me, but I have been....trying to realign my psyche to just such an end.

    Vista. DRM. Palladium. For me, everything points toward a return to my roots. Once everything is just a console, the choice will be much easier if I am already aligned to consoles.

    And my choice might very well be to choose none. But for now, I am considered chooing the Wii. I might even start spelling it WII, or W2.

  103. And "jazz" is supposed to be better? by Pius+II. · · Score: 1

    "If the truth were known about the origin of the word 'Jazz' it would never be mentioned in polite society."

    To spare you clicking the link, it's said to be derived from Creole patois "jass" for sexual intercourse and tightly related to "jism".

    1. Re:And "jazz" is supposed to be better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence "Jazz mag" in the Profanisaurus.

    2. Re:And "jazz" is supposed to be better? by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      And Rock and Roll was originally a slang term for the same thing. I'd be hard-pressed to find ANY type of music that isn't named after sex. Like Country, mysteriously close to "Cunt-tree." Hmmmm

    3. Re:And "jazz" is supposed to be better? by nuzak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?

      Ophelia: I think nothing, m'lord.

      Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

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    4. Re:And "jazz" is supposed to be better? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it. :)

      Every time I see that play put on in a high school, I laugh... though the joke is basically lost if Hamlet doesn't enunciate "country" right.

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  104. The Geordies will love it by WillerZ · · Score: 1

    Nintendo why-aye!

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  105. Re:French pronounciation of w : an open discussion by MORB · · Score: 5, Informative

    You're right about "wagon", and "wisigoth". I don't know about "awalé".

    But the most commonly used words with W in french are pronounced roughly like in english: sandwich, wifi, clown, interview, watt, etc.
    "wagon" and "wisigoth" are not employed very often (unless your work is related to trains, you're not going to talk about wagons very often)

    When we see a W randomly put in a made-up word, we're intuitively going to pronounce it like in english, not v in any case :)

  106. As the song says... by julienbh · · Score: 0

    Wii will rock you

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  107. Re:French pronounciation of w : an open discussion by Indefinite,+Ephemera · · Score: 1

    and German people are pronouncing w like our v

    Now there's an idea: we avoid embarrassment by using German accents when purchasing games.

  108. I for one . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . welcome our new Wiinie overlords.

  109. Genuinely Revolutionary? by BaronHethorSamedi · · Score: 1

    Though no great Nintendo adherent myself (I tend to prefer a somewhat more durable experience than their titles offer), I have to admire the approach they've taken, especially in recent years, in reopening and reniventing interactive media as a mode of entertainment. Nintendo really was one of the first great innovators in the field, and they have been working hard--both on the technology and marketing ends of the spectrum--to counter what they view as a trend towards gaming being pigeonholed as a niche market, targeting only a wealthy, hardcore elite with a limited range of highly technical genres (FPS, RPGs, etc.)

    The DS is one good example. Though not a DS owner, I stand up and take notice when I hear titles like Brain Training being discussed in the media. Nintendo has shown a willingess to gamble to gamble against cost-prohibitive high-end tenchnology (no high-def for the Wii) in favor of--fascinating notion indeed!--fun and universality. Nintendo was one of the first companies to give electronic entertainment a really ecumenical appeal, and they seem to be continuing the trend. The company seems to have a very healthy preoccupation with reducing the number of technical details interposing themselves between the user and the experience; the new controllers are just one example which, if successful, would make for a more intuitive and less intimidating interface.

    "Wii" is, I think, just one more whimsical step in this same direction. Its announcement has already generated tremendous discussion in public and private media--when was the last time a single syllable had so many people talking? Granted, much of it has been highly critical commentary in the "what were they THINKING?" vein, but really, given that we're talking about a product that has yet to launch, is there any such thing as negative publicity? One interesting comment I read emphasized how easy Wii is to pronounce, write and remember in any language. Though it does sound fanciful (not to say outright strange) in English, the iconic multicultural appeal of it is hard to dispute. And it's not as if companies thinking up names in their own language have never embarrassed themselves--anyone remember the "Reebok Incubus?"

    1. Re:Genuinely Revolutionary? by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      One interesting comment I read emphasized how easy Wii is to pronounce, write and remember in any language.

      How can you say that, when it's not even obvious how to pronounce it in ENGLISH? Not to mention, there are plenty of lanugages (like German) that lack a "W" phenome (german "W" is pronounced like English "V"). The very fact that Nintendo had to instruct people how to pronounce proves you are incorrect.

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  110. Sony must be rubbing their hands and cackling... by dannycim · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, Sony has no pretentious naming scheme. Gotta give 'em that! Hurray for simple increments!

    Am I the only one who thinks that console manufacturers, when faced with the fact that the PS controller has been perfect for a long time, try to re-invent and fail every time?

    The Wii's controller is a feature in search of a need that simply didn't exist. It will be a burden more than an asset.

  111. Comment Count by clu76 · · Score: 1

    Whether you love to hate it or hate to love it, the "wii" is generating some wicked buzz on the internet. Here is a list of combined comment counts since the name was announced yesterday:

    Slashdot 1146
    Joystiq 731
    Fark 540
    1up 458
    Kotaku 113

    The name is so ludicrous, people can't help themselves from talking about it. For the short term, everyone will make fun of the name. And by the time the jokes get old, everyone will have heard of the Wii, or the Wii Wii, or the Wiid Nintendo was smoking when they thought up that name. Brilliant.

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  112. International names by BeCre8iv · · Score: 1

    naming i tricky for multinational markets

    Oriental gamers may have troublen with the 'Revorution' but spare a thought for the German difficulties with 'Vii' or the french 'oui'

    We had a leading brand of detergent in the UK called 'Jif' which was also pronounced 'Yif', 'Hif' and 'Chif' depending where you go. They changed their brand to 'Cif' the phonetic of which means Sypholis in Polish.

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  113. Why "Wii" works by Guppy06 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The last Slashdot article is pushing 1000 comments, this one is already around 250, word of mouth about the name "Wii" alone is a phenomenal amount of free advertising for Nintendo.

    Love it, hate it, everybody is talking about it.

  114. Re:Hardcore gamers like Nintendo games too by vertinox · · Score: 1

    I liked it. yet it's not selling nearly as well as "Tetris" or "Brain Age" or "Nintendogs" - the latter are games that you don't have to think about (insert irony about "Brain Age" here). yet these are games that a) did not cost a lot to make, and b) could be played by anybody with more than 5 brain cells. Are they fun? Sure - Nintendo gets it: the hardcore gamers don't make them money. Armies of teenage schoolgirls and their parents do.

    I dunno.

    I consider myself a "hard core gamer" at least that I like PC FPS games. I don't go much for the consoles except for the Xbox, but I find myself playing either computer FPS, MMORPGs, orrr...

    The Nintendo DS.

    Why?

    The Nintendo DS is just fun. Sure I like to play Red Orchestra or Unreal2k4, but I've found myself just picking up Tetris, Yugi-Oh, or Mario Kart and having fun on the DS most of the time these days.

    I really dig the Wifi too.

    It is the same with other hard core gamers I know... I know a guy who owns every console known to man (maybe not the PC-FX though) and he spends a great deal of time on his DS.

    The DS is just fun. It isn't the same old crap the consoles keep throwing at us.

    I think its not that the hard core gamers like the consoles, it is just that they put up with a lot more than the average Joe would in attempts to get entertained.

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    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  115. Two in two days... by z0 · · Score: 1

    I know it's been said already, but why do Wii care so much that Wii have to have two articles in as many days about how Wii don't like the new name of the next-generation Nintendo console, or that Wii love it, or that people think it's Wii-rd, or Wii-lly stupid, or Wii-lly smart, or Wii-lly funny? Do Wii really have to have conversations about people envisioning French ads running, "Dit 'oui' a 'Wii'," and links to (hilarious) punk videos because the song is comprised mostly of people shouting something that sounds like "Wii?" The answer: Yes, Wii do, because this is Slashdot. What would Wii do without them?

  116. Snakes On A Marketdroid by payndz · · Score: 1
    "The name Wii works on several levels. It sounds like the word 'we,' which emphasizes the all-inclusive nature of the system," she said Thursday in a prepared statement.

    "Graphically, the distinctive 'ii' spelling symbolizes both the two unique controllers and the human form. An unusual name sets us apart from the crowd, just as our distinctive machine is completely different from what our competitors are offering."

    And somebody actually spouted this bullshit with a straight face? God knows how much time and money was spent coming up with 'Wii'. If that was the winner, think of all the options that were considered worse.

    It's just pretentious marketing crap, and in this case it's so far up its own arse that not only does the name have to be explained, but even the pronunciation. You'd think that having these things be self-explanatory would be good from a marketing perspective. After all, what's the totally unforgettable name of the film coming out later this year that everybody's talking about? Snakes On A Plane.

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  117. Wii, short for Revolution by ironring2006 · · Score: 1
    One world, one name. And "Revolution" was never going to fly in Japan, where the word is nearly unpronounceable. The end.

    They didn't rename it from the Revolution, they just changed the spelling to match how the Japanese said it!

    "Wii" is just short for "Wii-wo-wution"!

  118. It's not good publicity by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

    I was at some show last night and I ran into a good friend of mine - by far the biggest Nintendo fan I know. He evidently hadn't been reading the news yesterday, and when I and another guy started talking to him about this whole retarded "Wii" business, he literally got PISSED OFF about it.

    Seriously, this name is PISSING OFF Nintendo's fans. I'm sorry, but there is NO WAY to spin that kind of thing in a positive direction.

    1. Re:It's not good publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. After all, when they announced Metroid Prime was going to be first-person, the Nintendo fans were absolutely LIVID with the thought and hated every aspect of that. And look where... oh wait... crap.

    2. Re:It's not good publicity by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      Metroid Prime ended up being pretty cool despite what people initially thought about it. "Wii" is not going to grow on people over time. They aren't going to release new screenshots and videos that make you suddenly change your mind and think, "you know, I never really gave this whole 'Wii' thing a shot - that name suddenly seems way better than it did five months ago!!!". It will instead remain the most retarded name for a console that's ever been devised.

      Sorry, chump. There is seriously no way this is a good idea.

  119. "Wii" pronounced "Wee" by sjonke · · Score: 1

    Wee "Wii"?
    Bicause "Woo" is taken and wouldn't fit the family nature of Nentindo.

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    --- What?
  120. Toyota MR2 in France by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    Here's another one.. the Toyota MR2 in France.

    M R 2 = French pronunciation = "emm ehr douh" (sort of)

    Anyway, it sounds somewhat like the word "merde", which means "shit" in French.

  121. Google.... by SavedLinuXgeeK · · Score: 1

    Does anyone find it weird that upon googling Nintendo and Wii, you don't get much at all, and googling wii by itself returns almost nothing? I wonder if Nintendo is keeping it on a low profile for a reason. Adding even more mystery to their 3 letter 'masterpiece'.

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    1. Re:Google.... by Kredal · · Score: 1

      Maybe becuase it was announced like 2 days ago, and Google takes a bit more time than that to crawl the net and post everything in their search database? Give it a week, and "wii" will bring back thousands and thousands of responses.

      --
      Whoever stated that signature sizes should be limited to one hundred and twenty characters can just go ahead and kiss my
  122. I can hear the competing pronounciations now... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    I see it is spelled Wii, which is pronounced like "Weee" since the Japanese i is an e sound, like the e in key. I guess there best strategy will be to incorporate the sound into the logo, and start advertising early so people get it right. Although perhaps it won't be a problem, and my Japanese has led me to loosing a sense of American pronounciations of new words.

    --
    In undeveloped countries, the consumer controls the market. In capitalist America, the market controls you.
  123. Wii... Viiv... What's with the double ii lately? by Tarindel · · Score: 1

    I guess two i's are better than one. Must be a matter of perception.

  124. Looks like somebody bought it... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    The first thing I did after reading the article was to Google for Jamcracker.
    Guess what the first link was?

    Hmmm. Since 1999, huh? I wonder if they know that their name was passed on by several companies and widely ridiculed within the so-calling naming industry before they got it?

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    If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
    1. Re:Looks like somebody bought it... by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      LOL. These guys are probably sitting there wondering why 30% of women smack them in the face when they hand them their business cards...

  125. Re:French pronounciation of w : an open discussion by alexhs · · Score: 1

    unless your work is related to trains, you're not going to talk about wagons very often

    Except those people usually are talking of voitures :P
    Well it's the good ol' french for Wagen/wagon, after all...

    When we see a W randomly put in a made-up word

    Who's that we ? We are French too, my precious ! :)

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  126. Nintendo of Canada's official response by Quass · · Score: 1

    On the latest episode of VGM Daily we talked with Pierre Paul Trepanier, of Nintendo Canada about the naming...

    He gives his response here:
    http://www.vgmfusion.com/index.php?id=70

  127. The name doesn't matter by Runefox · · Score: 1

    It may be simple to say and easier to learn, but the name won't make a difference. If the Gamecube and N64 are any indication, only the hardcore Nintendo fans will eat it up, and there will be a miniscule library of games (in comparison to the other consoles), practically none of which will be multiplatform. Again, Nintendo is going to have to focus all its energy into creating first-party games that take full advantage of the hardware in order for any third party developer to even think they could be successful in selling Wii games.

    With Sony and Microsoft, the user base is there, and it's massive. With Nintendo, the userbase is mostly just fans, with some people buying the console for the one or two good games that may be on it (the only real blockbuster hits Nintendo has produced for the Gamecube, for example, are the Metroid Prime series, Wind Waker, Super Smash Bros: Melee, and Resident Evil 4 (which was ported off to the PS2 anyway). Aside from that, the volume of games for the gamecube were relatively low, and mostly consisted either of another Mario knockoff, or a cross-platform game).

    Of course, the developers don't only have to take Nintendo's lead, they also have to contend with the controller, which has only three distinctive buttons total (four if you count the nunchaku attachment's trigger). Not only that, but the limitations of the standard DVD-5 format that developers use with current-gen systems (360 notwithstanding) also place a toll on the game. With so few buttons, and so little space in comparison (companies usually have to compress game data on DVD-5 discs to allow for the size constraints, and that costs processing time and increases load time) you wouldn't see a Grand Theft Auto, or an Ace Combat anywhere on the system (assuming they were ever ported). You wouldn't see any strategy games on there, and RPG's would be weird, when all that's really required there is the D-pad and buttons. You wouldn't see a Soul Calibur game, or any other fighting game for that matter. The platform just doesn't offer up to many kinds of games like the others do.

    Now, of course, you can just plug a Gamecube controller into the control ports included on the Wii, but what's the point of the Wii controller then?

    Anyway, I predict massive failure. I might be wrong, and for Nintendo's sake, I hope I am. But I do know one thing - My money's on the console with the games, not the most original hardware. Good games the hardware does not make, after all. If the Wii offers up the best assortment of good games, then that's where my money will fall. But as of right now, I don't see it happening. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I wasn't wrong about the Gamecube.

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    Screw the rules, I have green hair!
  128. We? by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

    The We network is doing just fine. Why? Because generally, their viewers aren't immature dolts.

    My 2 cents.

  129. Wii will get talked about by Alterion · · Score: 0

    nowadays every gamain article talks about the xbox and ps2 with the gamecube tacked on.. you can bet their not going to forget the wii and that can only be a good thing. there was never this much disscussion over the gamecube or xbox 360 names. Nintendo need bold if they went with revolution it would have sucked in japan and if they went for a moderate name it would be sen as another ninty faliure

  130. Laputa by metamatic · · Score: 1

    In the book, the origin of the name is discussed:

    The Word, which I interpret the Flying or Floating Island, is in the Original Laputa; whereof I could never learn the true Etymology. Lap in the old obsolete Language signifieth High, and Untuh a Governor; from which they say by Corruption was derived Laputa, from Lapuntuh. But I do not approve of this Derivation, which seems to be a little strained. I ventured to offer to the Learned among them a Conjecture of my own, that Laputa was quasi Lap outed; Lap signifying properly the dancing of the Sun Beams in the Sea; and outed a Wing, which however I shall not obtrude, but submit to the judicious Reader.

    In other words, the scientists of Laputa interpret the name of the island as meaning that they are the governors on high. Gulliver thinks that's a bit much, and that they are merely flying on wings in the sun. Prodded in that direction, the reader is left to derive the satirical barb, that in reality it's worse than that, and scientists are not the noble rulers of mankind, but mere whores to political and other interests.

    --
    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  131. Its good because by Knutsi · · Score: 1

    ... its interesting and recognisable. That's why it got on slashdot now, and why it will create a buzz once lanuched. If the console is cheap, oh yea...

  132. The urine link? by slim · · Score: 1

    Although there have been allusions, reading through the comments, I'm not sure most Americans realise that "wee" means "piss" in British English. As in "I'm just going for a wee" or "Oh my god, there's wee all over the floor".

    The British games/tech media is having a right laugh.

    The Register's headline: "Nintendo splashes Revolution with 'Wii' "
    Computer and Video Games: "All we've left to say really is that we're looking forward to waving our Wii wands around at this year's E3." ... and there are forums full of "I play Wii games with my girlfriend every night!" type comments.

    To me -- "no such thing as bad publicity" notwithstanding -- that doesn't sound like the makings of a great brand.

    1. Re:The urine link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure most Americans realise that "wee" means "piss" in British English.

      You haven't been on the Internet in the last 48 hours, have you?

  133. SUCH GOOD CODE NAMES SUCH TERRIBLE PRODUCT NAMES by meregistered · · Score: 1

    OK now for a very likely to be redundant comment: WHY IS IT COMMON FOR COMPANIES COME UP WITH SUCH EXCELLENT CODE NAMES AND SUCH STUPID PRODUCT NAMES?!!?! OK, I can only think of two right now. Nintendo Revolution is an excellent name. Wii is quite stupid. Opteron is just passable while Athlon 64 is fairly lame. The origional code names were Sledgehammer and Clawhammer. Very cool names. I think there would be a number of people who would argue that Revolution, Sledgehammer and Clawhammer are not as marketable as the final product names. To this I say Saturn, Xbox, DirectX, Cingular, Weta, Matrix, Segway, Alien Ware, Area 51 (computer name from Alienware), Ipod, Ipod Nano, etc... All kinds of product names and company names can be interesting and sellable. In fact the truth tends to be that the more interesting the name the more effective from a marketing perspective. Unfortunately companies get much too conservative with names when the truth is anything can be used and still be effective (even Wii). However the more memorable and easy to tie into an add campaign the better the name. Who here can, with a clear concience, say that Wii is easier to market than Revolution??? I can think of a number of decent add campaigns surrounding Revolution (and its other language translations) where as Wii I can think of none. Additionally Revolution is fitting because of the new controller interface is, well revelotionary. Thoughts?

  134. How do we win over the PS and Xbox fanboys now? by Wyrd01 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the negative buzz about the new name will die down over time, but I can still picture my Playstation obsessed cousin's reaction when I try to tell him how much I "love my Wii" and how he should "play with it and get a feel for how it handles".

    I think it's really going to be hard for a lot of younger Americans to seriously consider this console now. Image is more important here than it should be, and I think a lot of kids still in school won't get one of these simply to avoid being beaten up for "playing with their Wii all night".

    The "mature" jr. high and high schoolers are all going to get an Xbox because Xbox already has a reputation as the "mature" console. The new name "Wii" is only going to further cement this misconception and cut into Nintendo's sales.

  135. Wii is too close to WWII by jefftp · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As soon as I saw the name I immediately considered how thoughtless it is for a Japanese company to think of releasing a product that could even remotely remind anyone of World War II.

    1. Re:Wii is too close to WWII by Mike+deVice · · Score: 1

      Now i grant you, the name was just announced yesterday, and hasn't had time to spread far and wide. But a Google search for "wii" is interesting.

      When I went to do a simple search for "wii" on Google today, I got a ton of sites from companies or organizations that make use of "WII" as an acronym. Sites on WWII show up on page two of the search. I looked through 20 pages of results, and not one of them appeared to be related to Nintendo's next console.

      A search for "nintendo wii" gives a whole 640 results, most not in english. Some of those are prolly typos, or regarding a WWII game for Nintendo. This will change, of course... the name was only announced yesterday. But I'm tellin' ya, don't expect just "wii" to return anything useful on Google if you're interested in finding info on the console. Well, other than in the adverts.

  136. Online Service Name Announced by cbrhea · · Score: 1

    They've decided to symbolize the multitude of online community of gamers in the name for their free online service:

    Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii

  137. And in swedish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Swedish it's the same, fitta = beaver.

    - The car for the potant men
    - The car with direct injection
    - Service at your nerest auto-shag
    - The ride of a life time

  138. Buy two! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    They are hoping you will buy two, so that they can be number one (wii-wii).

    --
    Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
  139. Pretty colors by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Casual consumers won't remember what it's called, they'll just want to look at the pretty colours.

    What color is your Wii?

    The jokes aren't going away. There's an endless stream. You may be prepared to drink in the Wii, but the thing is going to be mocked endlessly.

    --
    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  140. How is this embarassing to the buyer? by leland242 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "I know I sure as hell am NOT going to say to the store clerk "Hi, I'd like to buy that Wii you have there.""

    Perhaps when you are a bit more mature, you won't give a flying fuck what you ask some store clerk. You know what, when I buy the Wii, I'm going to ask for condoms, hemmeroid cream, and an extra large box of superabsorbant panty liners.

    Unless you have the mentality of an 8 year old, "wee" jokes are just not funny / relevant.

    1. Re:How is this embarassing to the buyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its part of being a nerd. Curiousity, child-like mentality. Nintendo has lost us.

    2. Re:How is this embarassing to the buyer? by ShibaInu · · Score: 1

      You know, who gives a shit what the name of the product is? I mean AMD 3800+ means about as much to me as "Wii". If you are that insecure that you fear that your friends might mock your console name, you've got some problems.

    3. Re:How is this embarassing to the buyer? by XO · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      really, I was mostly kidding. I wouldn't buy the thing to begin with, I'm probably the only person who thinks that Nintendo screwed up gaming rather than actually saved it with the craptastic NES.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    4. Re:How is this embarassing to the buyer? by leland242 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I was trying to say! But I was modded out of the conversation.

      Oh well, and I thought my post was pretty funny. *toot toot*

    5. Re:How is this embarassing to the buyer? by leland242 · · Score: 1

      Since we are both being modded away here, why do you think the NES ruined gaming? (Really, no flaming or whatever, it's a viewpoint that's alien to me - I've never heard anyone argue/defend it).

    6. Re:How is this embarassing to the buyer? by robogun · · Score: 1

      If you end up by yourself with a dead end console, you might revise that opinion.

    7. Re:How is this embarassing to the buyer? by XO · · Score: 1

      Tepples has perfectly valid points as well, but I never really thought of it that way.

      Nintendo and the NES brought us the Gamepad controller. Gamepads are just absolutely awful controllers. And ever since, all we've had is the same crappy gamepad, just larger and larger, till the Xbox monstrosity.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  141. Vaio/Wii?? by weg · · Score: 1

    I've seen the logo the first time today. Somehow it really reminds me of the Sony Vaio logo..

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  142. Nintendo Why? by Devir · · Score: 1

    With Revolution, everyone knew how to pronounce it. With WII, you can do "we", "Why" and some other colorful pronounces. Imagine parents going to a store to buy this new system for the kids with the "why" pronounciation. It'll become a Abbot and Costello skit:

    Parent: I'm looking for the New Nintendo system
    Sales Guy: the Nintendo WII?
    P: because my kid wants it.
    SG: Right, ok so you want the Nintendo WII?
    P: I heard it was new and revolutionary
    SG: WII is revolutionary, it has a great controler, and cool features, I'll get you 1 Nintendo WII
    P: Because i want to buy it
    SG: I know you want to buy the Nintendo WII
    P: forget it get me the Xbox

  143. Was going to be called poo by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was going to be called poo, but then they decided they'd rather be number one.

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    Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
  144. The last of Adam... by Imbolc · · Score: 1

    "You haven't heard the last of Adam Wii!"

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    Keeper of the Wang
  145. Strikes me as a massive rationalization by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

    "Why is it that what you just said strikes me as a massive rationalization?"

      "Don't knock rationalization ... I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex."

      "Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex."

      "Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?"

  146. Originality in a sea of numbers... by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember in 1985 when Nintendo announced their game machine. I believe I said something sarcastic like, "Huh... 'Nintendo'... That just ROLLS off the tongue, doesn't it?" One quick year later and it was all but a household name with Christmas shoppers looking for those 'intendo tapes'. Since then, I haven't doubted the power of Nintendo to change the face of video gaming. They haven't been #1 for some time, but perhaps they don't need to be.

    'Wii' is a strange choice for a name, but I bet you and I won't forget it for a while. Maybe we've all gotten hung up with numbers. Xbox/360, PS2/3, etc. Look at the gfx card wars - what the hell do those numbers mean? 1900 XTX, 7900 GTO, etc. Maybe ATI or Nvidia could learn from this and go back to real names for their cards.

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:Originality in a sea of numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Huh... 'Nintendo'... That just ROLLS off the tongue, doesn't it?"

      You must have never been in a video arcade before then. Nintendo had a couple games called Donkey Kong and Mario Brothers four years before the NES was around, so most people were quite familiar with the brand already.

    2. Re:Originality in a sea of numbers... by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

      Think about some of the terms people use to describe playing videogames:

      I'm gonna go play xbox (not I'm gonna go play microsoft)

      He's playing playstation (not He's playing sony)

      Sometimes you'll hear GameCube used like that, but most often you'll hear:

      Look at those kids playing Nintendo.

      As a company, their entire image is already games, games and more games. "DS"? horrible name. any other marketing department would have built on the GameBoy brand and called it the GameBoy DS (Microsoft would have called it the GameBoy Advance DS for Windows, Upgrade Edition). Hasn't hurt the sales of the thing one bit, though.

      I seriously doubt the name will hurt sales. Gameplay and the ability to market the device will be what it lives or dies by.

    3. Re:Originality in a sea of numbers... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      Dude, I was a patron of arcades before there were real video games (pinball player). Trust me, I knew about Nintendo's games but most people at the time hadn't even PLAYED a game. It was for the kids mostly - most adults looked at games as a huge waste of time.

      In one year, Nintendo went from almost no brand name recognition to parents flooding the stores that Christmas looking for 'tapes'. I know, I was there at Electronics Boutique and saw it happen. Yes, the kids drove it, but ultimately the parents had to know what to look for. Much to my surprise the name stuck...

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    4. Re:Originality in a sea of numbers... by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      actually, you make a pretty good point

  147. Why Wii? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    I can only imagine that this name was dreamt up in Japan; it certainly has that feel. The logotype is similar to what many other Japanese companies use, moreso in Japan than here. Japanese companies also have a bad habit of coming up with some horrendous english-inspired names.

    You can find some particular good examples in the Japanese domestic automotive market. The Mitsubishi Galant is called the Grunder there. They have a van like car called the Freeca. Honda has a car called the Vamos Hobio and another one called the Thats. It's even worse for other products but we rarely see the problem here because things tend to be localized.

    Either Nintendo of America was forced to go with the name or they actually liked it, we really have no way of knowing. Nintendo sometimes seems to make decisions based solely on the Japanese consumer.

    Regardless of how ridiculous Wii may sound I think it poses some serious issues for Nintendo. It's a short, simple word something I could easily see associated with a children's product. More serious gamers and adults might have a very hard time taking something called the Wii seriously. Imagine a game like Grand Theft Auto played on a console with this name; it just doesnt seem to fit.

    The Gamecube already suffered from the perception that it was a kid's console, so I don't really see how the Wii is going to help. Given the fact that the PS3 seems like it wont be nearly as expensive as people were predicting I think Nintendo is going to have a lot of competition. It's looking like this generation will play itself out much in the same way as the previous one.

  148. Catchy maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Co-stanza!

  149. Didn't stop the use of 'Nintendo' either... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    ...Remember years ago when Nintendo WASN'T a household name? I was beside myself that a Japanese company would have the temerity to release a console with such a foreign sounding name. At least 'Atari' didn't seem as clumsy. BUT... In the end, 'intendo' won out ('intendo' is the way most people pronounced the name initially).

    This move doesn't surprise me and in fact, I think it's a gutsy thing to do. I say go for it big N!

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:Didn't stop the use of 'Nintendo' either... by 2short · · Score: 1

      What's so weird about Nintendo? An average american-english speaker can just read 'Nintendo' or 'Atari' and pronounce them in the most obvious phonetic way, and get the names more or less right. Indeed, that's the whole basis of how they are spelled. You say those words to english speakers who haven't heard them before, and they'll spell them right. I never heard anyone drop the 'N' from "Nintendo", nor can I imagine why they would. I dunno, "Nintendo" never seemed very "foriegn" sounding to me.
      Say "Wii" to an english speaker with any pronounciation you want and ask how they think it is spelled. You'll never get "Wii".
      "Wii" is not foreign sounding, because for that I'd have to have some idea how it should sound. It is not a transliteration of a foriegn word. It's an attempt at a play on an english word. You can't just pronounce it phonetically, because english doesn't put two 'i's in a row. For the way they want to pronounce it ("We"), it's just misspelled. Three other pronounciations come to my mind before that one, not that I think any of them are right, because in english, "ii" is just a typo, every time. Actually, my first thought was the roman numeral posibility, i.e. that it should be pronounced "double-u two" because that's the only time you see two 'i's in english.

    2. Re:Didn't stop the use of 'Nintendo' either... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      Actually I worked for EB Games (then Electronics Boutique) at the time the big N was getting started in the U.S. 'intendo tapes' was a running joke with us as we heard it so often. Who knows? Maybe it was a regional thing.

      Nintendo sounded strange at the time because most previous game systems had names like Colecovision, Intellivision, Bally Arcade, etc. Usually there were English words to ballast the name but Nintendo is wholly and clearly a Japanese construct. At the time we gave it a 10% chance to succeed - then we played Mario Bros... :)

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
  150. It's like the new Battlestar Galactica... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    ...Hardcore fans said it was going to suck - BIG TIME. Hell, we were even told by the new Commander Adama himself that if we were fans of the old one, we'd hate the new one.

    But look what happened. It won over everyone who gave it a chance through its sheer brilliance. Now we don't know yet what Wii will hold for gamers, but I suspect there are far more surprises in store.

    Nintendo truly threw the book away and started over with this thing and I for one welcome it.

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
  151. Wiill it by glsunder · · Score: 1

    Will it run Wiinux?

    and will it start a Wii vs Emacs war?

  152. I like it. by leoxx · · Score: 1

    It's different. And the best part is watching people get so upset over the name of a game console.

  153. Sweet Jumping Jupiter WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did some bigwig at Nintendo wake up one morning and make the conscious decision to flush everything they stood for down the toilet? The controller is bad enough. This is just sabotage.

  154. People will just call it "Nintendo" by bludstone · · Score: 1

    Just like they called the NES, snes, n64, ps1, ps2, genesis, gamecube and almost every other console.

    You see "Nintendo" means "home console" for MANY people who are not very familiar with videogames, which is who nintendo is targetting. They will call this "that new nintendo."

    And hardcore gamers? Well, they know enough not to base a purchase on something like a silly name. They would buy it if it were called "the nintendo stinky brown mass."

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  155. they might ass well call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they might ass well call it the Nintendo "put yur cock in my ass!" cause thats what gonna happen when you ask the wrong guy to come over to your house and drink some beers and play with my wii.

    now you can publicly pull out your wii and shake one off with its motions sensitivity!

    what if they did a ds/rev add campaign, "Touching your wii is good!"

    Go ahead and give your wii a shake, it feels so good

    and when they put it on sale you can "come down to future shop, and take a wii for $149!"

    I feel so dirty, It's like making the coolest new toy, pumping it up with all this coolness, then destroying it by calling it the ShitCock!

  156. Who cares? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

    If someone is really going to make a console buying decision based on the name, that says more about them than it does about the console.

    If it has good games and is fun I don't give a shit if they call it "The Hitler-Stalin Glorification of Fucking Yeast Infected Nuns in the Ass and Eating Babies and Anyone Who Buys One is a Homo StationCube 360"

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  157. Does it really matter? by Derosian · · Score: 1

    I think Wii is an incredible name, but it doesn't matter what I think. I could cite many pointless references to many different examples for both sides of the arguement. All I have to say is we will see when the time comes. I just do not really see the name of this console effecting my decision to buy it.

  158. Well one case I know is the Mitsubishi Pajero by juancn · · Score: 1

    The Mitsubishi Pajero in Argentina has been rebranded as 'Montero'.

    Since 'Pajero' roughly means "a guy that masturbates very often / is horny all the time ".

    The choice of name for an international product is quite hard (name collisions are the worst part), and cultural differences can cause a disaster for a product.

  159. No by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I don't have your taste buds. Neither New Coke, nor Coke II tasted like Pepsi. New Coke came out first, was pulled, then Coke II came out. I liked both of them, but I don't know how much they tasted like each other because I have to taste things right after each other to compare them.

    Whe I first read the Wii name in a syndication feed, I thought it was the name of a WiFi service Nintendo was providing. Then there's the similarity between Wii and Wee, making it seem like a more suitable name for a portable game system or something else of the like.

    1. Re:No by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Coke II was just the name they used in the 1992 reintroduction of "new" Coke

  160. Wii ... viiv by posterlogo · · Score: 1

    My first reaction was that it reminded me of Viiv. Since the "feel" of the name Wii... the branding, the "x-factor" of that name... seems a lot like what Intel may have also been going for. Which would have been OK if Viiv had been successful. But it's not. No one really knows what the hell is so special about Viiv, and aren't likely to be manipulated into it by the nifty new name. So... gosh... if the only think Nintendo had going for it in the console was was the Revolution name, I'm sad for them that they switched to Wii. Honestly, this is something only an old-fashioned Japanese company would do. Every other highly sucessful modern Japanese company knows that although they have the very best technology, people still want to see it slathered in American culture. The sleek PS3, the cars, the consumer electronics, mostly have a nice style to them. Wii won't settle for something that gets lost in translation here.

  161. Sounds like... by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

    "Whee!" Been a l-o-n-g time since something was fun enough to revert that far into childhood - I'm looking forward to owning one.

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  162. Nintendo's process by GWBasic · · Score: 1
    ViiV

    VVii

    Wii

    How long do you think it'll be until Nintendo allows you to buy a version of the controller for a Viiv?

  163. You are wrong. by Silent+sound · · Score: 1

    So, because of the name everyone's talking about Nintendo's console.

    You are wrong.

    Before this, a large portion of the internet, including both gaming and non-gaming sites, was talking about Nintendo's console. They were talking about the new Madden. They were talking about Red Steel. They were talking about the console.

    Now, no one is talking about Nintendo's console.

    Now, everyone is talking about the name of the console.

    The more time people spend thinking about the superficial elements like the name, the less time they spend thinking about important things like the actual product itself and the philosophy it represents. This will not bring attention to Nintendo's new system. All it will do is distract from it.

    Before this, Nintendo had momentum. They had buzz. They had controversy. They had an ongoing public debate about their console which was drawing attention to the console and setting it apart from the crowd of other, unambitious consoles which it competes against and which have gone before.

    Now, all Nintendo has is an internet flamewar.

    This is not success. Nintendo has failed. Nintendo has failed in the most extreme way imaginable. This is the worst name that they could have possibly come up with; is an embarrassment, not a triumph; and nothing is so embarrassing as the attempts we are seeing by PR flacks and blogs to desperately spin a name that means "urine" and will never mean anything but "urine".

    The emperor has walked out on stage at E3 naked, and now a whole bunch of people on the internet are trying to convince us all that nudism is really a liberating and progressive philosophy and we should really see the benefits of having a naked emperor. The problem is, the emperor simply just doesn't look good naked. If the emperor were really attractive, like if the emperor were Viggo Mortensen or something, people would shrug and come to live with this situation. But that's not the case; it's just unsettling and unpleasant. Everyone would be happier if he'd just put some clothes on.

  164. Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nintendo is laughing right now.

    They have a new system that has not been advertised too much. But in this weekend alone 2,500,000 nerds who think they are funny because they made a "Wii-Wii" joke are going tell everyone they know about it. Falling short of being funny but effectively doing some great free advertising for Nintendo.

  165. Wi^2 by nuxx · · Score: 1

    I'm really surprised I haven't seen anyone calling it the Wi^2 yet, just to be different.

  166. I'd have named it... by breadcat · · Score: 2, Funny

    NINTENDO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  167. Wii looks suspiciously like WWII by dumbunny · · Score: 1

    "Try to bomb the harbor!" --Chinpoko Mon, South Park

  168. Wiik Sause by f0dder · · Score: 1

    This naming for the Revolution is akin to the genius behind American Idols Ace
    singing Queen's rock anthem WWRY in a falsetto.

    /yes i watch AI. *cries*

  169. Not jokes, just inevitable conversations... by Bigboote66 · · Score: 1

    "Have you seen my Wii controller?"

    "Are you up for Wii tonight?"

    "I'm a big fan of Wii games."

    "We have a problem. Someone took a Wii in the display case."

    "I know hard-core gamers prefer the other systems, but my taste runs more towards Wii."

    "I can't make it tonight. My Wii is down."

    "You know I can't help you with that, Ms. Bobbit. Hacking your husband's Wii will void the warranty."

    -BbT

  170. Has there EVER been a console name that mattered? by Chonine · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This comes from a history of less-than-stellar names from Nintendo (NES, SNES, N64, Game/Virtual Boy/Cube), but the competition didnt fare much better. Lets take a look.

    Atari: A whole bunch of numbers, and a Jaguar. The latter was cool, but that didnt seem to help.
    Sega: Master System, CD, 32x - unoriginal and uninteresting. Genesis and Saturn were cool, but they didnt seem to have too great an effect on whether the system failed/succeeded. Dreamcast! Does anyone remember how people felt after hearing this? A gaming console where I can "cast" my "dreams" into? Today, it doesnt even register as odd. If this system had an amazing name, it still would have had the same fate.
    Sony: I remember back to the days where this urNOT"e" marketting campaign was trying to sell me some "station" that I could "play" on, right next to the other "multimedia" consoles at the time. Today, a great name, but before it settled on our ears, this name had the same effect as maybe "funbox" or "happytimesmachine"... "playstation".
    Microsoft: XBox (360) - boring sequel name (It spun around and came out exactly where it started?), differing opinions on the original name.

    Colecovision / Intellivision - boo
    Odyssey - interesting

    The point is that how you percieve a console name at first is completely different to how you percieve it after a few years, or only a few months even. Great consoles have their names reflected back unto them in greatness. I know that without a doubt, a few months after we are all playing with the wii, we will think back to April 2006 and say "Remember how we all thought wii was an odd name?" Marketers want a name that can be remembered and distinguished. Wii won.

  171. So, when do we get... by TechOgre · · Score: 1

    the Poo add-on?

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  172. All the same .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't like the name, but it has sort of grown on me to the point of ambivelance. The big turning-point was when I realised that I was going to buy one anyway and what it was called made no difference.

    It might be worth noting that, although many people hate the name, everyone is talking about it, and that does not hurt Nintendo in the slightest. The only thing anyone is saying about the Playstation 3 ( which is such a good name .. oh wait .. hang on ... ) is that it has been delayed .. again ... and again

  173. *holds head in hands* by goldcd · · Score: 1

    NES - Nintendo Entertainment System - Does what it says on the box.
    SNES - Super Nintendo Entertainment System - Same as NES, but 'super..er'
    N64 - Nintendo 64 - It's made my Nintendo and it's got 64bits.
    Gamecube - It plays games and it's an erm Cube shape.
    Wii - WTF!!

    Nintendo have quite clearly taken leave of their senses with this one. I mean.. look I can't really talk about this any more, it's making me upset, alright?

  174. Toyota 4Runner by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    I heard this one from someone who alleges he was involved in naming the 4Runner. I'm not sure I believe him--he is somewhat of a liar--but it's a fun story anyway. I don't know if it's true.

    Originally, the 4Runner was to be called the 4Play. After all, it's a Sport Utility Vehicle. So it's for play, versus being for work. Supposedly, this is also somewhat akin to what it is called in Japan.

    And, yes, they had to explain that they couldn't really call it that. Which is why it is the 4Runner.

    Again, I can't speak for the veracity of the story. But it is amusing.

  175. All Your Base... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Your Base Are Belong to Wii

  176. Lack of Buzz, actually by metroid+composite · · Score: 1
    I've been noticing a distinct lack of buzz, actually.

    On some GameFAQs boards I frequent, I couldn't see a topic about Wii on the first page; this compared to the controller where every third topic was about it.

    On the RPGDL forums it was linked briefly, and commented on, but by today the discussion had already changed to whether a hacker from brittain should be extradited to the United States.

    On my company email at Shaba (an Activision studio) the name change was mentioned and a few jokes were passed around, but today the email distractions were all about LARPers (and to a lesser extend X360's decent jump in Japanese sales last week).

    All in all, more buzz than the namechange from Xenon to X360, but when I have to actively search for discussion about it, it's not much buzz.

  177. Yes, like Atari... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    How many kids did I know who played the 'VCS'? At the time? None. All of us played ATARI. Very few knew the system as the 'Video Computer System'. I suspect that mindset transferred over to Nintendo when they took over the market. No one but hardcore hackers even knew the 2600 name for the VCS before 1984.

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  178. Bad news by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I hear the scottish version of this console is shipping with a Wii DRM.

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  179. buying up moon property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..mabey if we hadn't copyrighted every other enumerable identifier..

  180. Don't forget the most important Nintendo name by Rosebud128 · · Score: 1

    During the SNES days, Ninendo named its cd-addon calling it the 'playstation'. Sony took that name to market with Nintendo suing them. Nintendo was unsuccessful. Playstation is a Nintendo name as well. Aside from Sega and the Xbox, Nintendo has name practically every console we know.

    1. Re:Don't forget the most important Nintendo name by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. The original name of the CD addon by Nintendo was the "SNES CD". Sony completely rebuilt the addon from the ground up and came up with their own name: "Powerstation". American Sony executives felt it sounded more like a battery charger than a game system, so it was rechristened "Playstation". Look it up.

    2. Re:Don't forget the most important Nintendo name by Rosebud128 · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playstation

      After the collapse of the joint project, Sony considered halting their research, but ultimately the company decided to use what they had developed so far and make it into a complete, stand alone console.

      Certainly doesn't sound built from the ground up.

      This led to Nintendo filing a lawsuit claiming breach of contract and attempted, in U.S. federal court, to obtain an injunction against the release of the Play Station, on the grounds that Nintendo owned the name

      Keep in mind that both the name and the system (of the playstation) was built from both sides. Sony could have come up with another name but stuck with 'playstation' just to stick it to Nintendo.

      And ever since then, Sony has been using the same exact name. Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation Portable, Playstation 3. It is interesting how in this industry very few 'fresh' consoles names are introduced. Half of them are filled with numbers. Alas.

    3. Re:Don't forget the most important Nintendo name by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      There are no references in that article besides a single link to Kevin Bryan's book, which has been proven to be largely inaccurate. This is why you don't trust Wikipedia -- particularly with little to no references.

      Fact of the matter: I was working (and still am freelancing) for popular gaming rags. We had the blue developer Playstations months before the public (I particularly recall "the pill trick" -- putting an Advil in a regular PS1 to boot up press alphas of games). We were in conversations with Sony for 2 years prior, as they wanted to drum up interest. The story I was told is accurate from the guys who wrote it.

      If you want to believe Wikipedia, be my guest. The reality is that Nintendo had less of an effect on Sony than people give them credit for. There was never even a working SNES CD prototype that interfaced with the console. You can prove it yourself by looking at the hardware and assembly code for the Rev A PS1. There's not a single line of code or even a likely bus on the board where it could be used with the SNES. That's because they never really got that far before Nintendo aborted the project. It was for all intents and purposes a commercial CD player strapped to the SNES chassis. Sony rebuilt from scratch.

  181. You got it WRONG baby! by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    Tetris did it with 8 bits! :P

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  182. A lesson for Nintendo... by darkhitman · · Score: 1

    What not to name a system with a dildo-shaped controller:

    Something that rhymes with 'wee'.

    Their focus groups must not have any American males, really.

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  183. Re:Says "multiplayer" instead of "controller," mos by valintin · · Score: 1

    Uh... you do realize they are going to be marketed as 'i' controllers. i agianst i.

    Two controllers making the name Wii. People are going to know the name and that the controllers are different.

  184. Anyone else noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that maybe nintendo is just trying to avoid sounding exactly like microsoft? Similarities:
    box=cube
    360=revolution
    notice a trend?
    hmm... I wonder who is ripping off who's name?

  185. wave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think wave would have been a cool name for it. Simple and to the point. But maybe someone's trademarked that already or something...

  186. Lockout chip business model by tepples · · Score: 1

    Since we are both being modded away here, why do you think the NES ruined gaming?

    Nintendo Entertainment System was the first time that a console with a lockout chip had a near monopoly on the North American electronic gaming market. Nintendo of America shut out smaller companies from being able to develop or publish for the NES. The company also heavily censored games; for example it forced crosses to be replaced with hearts or "RIP" and outright rejected titles such as The King of Kings that dealt with religious scenes (which was eventually published through an "unlicensed" company).

  187. You are right. by jensen404 · · Score: 1

    You are right.

    The day or two before the release of the new name, there were at least 3 new games announced and there was renewed speculation on what the other hidden feature could be. Now I just think about wanting the silly name to go away.

    I think the Wii logo/animation is cute... but they could have used the same animation to promote wi-fi.

  188. Wiiiiiiiiii! (Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh) by tepples · · Score: 1

    Umm... check the first Wii article?

  189. The new name by haqatak · · Score: 1
    They should have called it the vii instead, that way they can still use the [wi:] idea and thought and the wee part would have been a little further away.

    vii is more like a VVi then a wee i think...

  190. Nintendo WII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Japanese company coming out with a console name that when capitalized reminds people of World War 2? What were they thinking?

    That's all I have to say.

  191. W-i-i stands for... by Circlotron · · Score: 1

    Woefully idiotic insignia.

  192. I'm not going to ask the store clerk either by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    "I know I sure as hell am NOT going to say to the store clerk 'Hi, I'd like to buy that Wii you have there.'"

    Me neither.

    I'm probably going to buy mine online.

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  193. I watch Family Guy too! by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    Can I have a +4 funny now? ...

    No?

    Ah well. Congrats on your good fortune you funny dog you.

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  194. Had better be amazing... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    This name might raise the amount of marketing space for the console.

    However, with a name that seems to be so bad, they are going to have to deliver an amazing console now. Something where people don't feel any embarassment telling their friends.

  195. That Pokey Man game! by Icupnimpn2 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone think that the PokeMon name helped to generate buzz for the game in America? It seemed like for years "PokeMon" was unpronouncable for adults and yet it became the biggest thing ever. If the semi-gibberish PokeMon name was responsible somehow for generating interest for the game in the English-speaking world, perhaps Nintendo is wise to replicate the "What's that mean?" factor with the Wii.

  196. Everything gains a nickname after release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After it's initial release most consoles gain a new name to the one the were given whether it be by the 'Fan boys' of the console or by those who hate the device. Here in Australia the I've often heard the Gamecube reffered to by many different names from NGC, GC and Cube from fanboys and owners of the console to, the more commonly heard GayCube from people who dislike the console. The Xbox is more often than not called the Glitch Box as I beleive it is in a few other countries and the Playstation is called by its Sony given nicks of PSX, PS2 etc. Something to also note with the name of the new Wii is that as gamespot reported in there feature on the renaming "ii" is infact a translation of the Japanese version of 'Good' so the name has a double meaning. I find it sad that so many gamers are that superficial that they wouldn't own the Wii because of the number of jokes about its name if that was the case with the Gamecube's nick of GayCube it probably wouldn't of sold to well at all. Why is it that gamers strive to be in the so called 'cool' crowd of gaming, whatever happend to the good old days when everyone played games to have fun?

  197. Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wanna play with my Wii?

    :P

  198. Yep, that is how they katakana-ize "we" by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    but because of that, the their approximation comes out too "long" sounding. This happens with most of their katakana English, which is why then then cut the words short (conbini, depaato, etc) I forget the reason that Japanese does not have wi, we, and wu (wo is quite rare, only wa is a common sound).

  199. Oh, this Nintendo we are talking about, not PS3?!? by Circlotron · · Score: 1

    Get this. That stupid name threw me so much it has taken me a fortnight to realise we are talking about a Nintendo machine and not the PS3. 1/- That's a relief. 2/- duh...