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  1. Dont have an answer but... on Simple, Stand-Alone Internet Communication Devices? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am beginning to see why Japanese companies put so much effort into developing home robots.

    It should be possible to throw something together out of fairly standard parts. A PC running Linux, a web cam, a TV tuner and an IR remote control. But I can't see anything off the shelf doing this.

  2. Re:There is only one... on Best Presidential Candidate for Nerds? · · Score: 1

    Zaphod Beeblebrox for president!

    Don't vote for stupid.

  3. Re:None of them on Best Presidential Candidate for Nerds? · · Score: 1

    Some Wacko Independant

    You only think Independants are Wackos because you don't use Proportional representation

  4. Re:Reshuffle existing IPv4 space on IPv4 Unallocated Addresses Exhausted by 2010 · · Score: 1

    What did Compaq have? a /24?

  5. Re:From TFA: free pr0n! on IPv4 Unallocated Addresses Exhausted by 2010 · · Score: 1

    Is IPv6 so unappealing that they've gotta bribe people with pr0n to use it?

    Thats how I trained myself to use a left handed mouse after my right hand gave out from...typing.

  6. Re:What If... on Michigan Man Charged for Using Free WiFi · · Score: 1

    What exactly defines a "customer"?

    Case in point: sometimes I top up the air in my bicycle tyres at a petrol station over the road from my work place. I never buy petrol there but sometimes I buy junk food, drinks, etc. Sometimes I am a customer, but never when I fill up my bike.

    I have never had any complaints. The air hose is written off as good will.

  7. Re:.ppt? on FAA Software Aims to Make Flights Easier · · Score: 1

    What kind of software company uses PowerPoint to illustrate their application?

    Practically all of them, unfortunately. Even our company Christmas dinner has had a power point presentation for the last couple of years. Its hard to kick off the old thought processes without a slide for prompting.

  8. Re:If you asked me on FAA Software Aims to Make Flights Easier · · Score: 1

    Travelling is enough of a nuisance without these prats trying to piss you off as well.

    The flight I took from Malaysia to Australia in January had a similar level of security and I put it down to the flight I was boarding being from the USA. Its not just happing at US airports. It is airports which aircraft transit to after leaving the US as well.

  9. Re:Gargoyles on British Traffic Wardens Issued CCTV Head Cameras · · Score: 1

    Why'd it have to be gargoyles?

    We could all see it coming, Stephenson was just the first to point out how horrible the idea is. Lets see if they can build in the remote retinal scanner gadget.

  10. Re:Prostitution? on Google Bans Ads For Essay-Writing Services · · Score: 1

    goes under some handy euphemism

    And euphemisms are a problem for google. You could write a web page about a service escorting children to school for safety and google ads for escort services appear on the page.

  11. Re:Those bastards on Robot Submarine Maps World's Deepest Sinkhole · · Score: 1

    But shutting down his wombat-rescue operation? That's just plain mean.

    Perhaps his hole was a giant wombat hole. I for one wouldn't want to mess with a three metre wombat. Nothing like that has been seen for 100000 years. I think the Government did the right thing to suppress information about the Hole.

  12. Re:Prostitution? on Google Bans Ads For Essay-Writing Services · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Prostitution is banned?

    Where I live it is perfectly legal to advertise prostitution. I can see that google will take the attitude that it is illegal most places so it is safer for them to ban it. But there is a line to be drawn here. Essay writing services seem to be mainly an academic issue. Lots of people would never have heard about it. Perhaps they should ban advertising for game hacks.

  13. Re:Never mind the data on CERN Collider To Trigger a Data Deluge · · Score: 1

    What about the backups?

    I don't want to be the one who has to stay back at night to change backup tapes.

  14. Neutrinos on CERN Collider To Trigger a Data Deluge · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope they're planning on running their own fiber optic line across the Atlantic

    You know with the right sort of particle accelerator you could send messages straight through the Earth and save a heap of latency.

  15. Re:that dilbert comic about OS's comes to mind: on 13-Year-Old CEO Steals the Show At TiECON · · Score: 1

    Here's a nickle, kid. Go get a real operating system

    That was the one about condescending unix guys (like me, I suppose). More directed at windows fanboys than children.

  16. Re:who cares about microsoft.ms? on Microsoft Using .MS TLD · · Score: 1

    smithm@nicholas:~$ whois fucking.ms
    Yes
    fucking.ms is registered.

    Domain Name: fucking.ms

    Registrant, Technical Contact, Billing Contact, Admin. Contact
        AdamsNames Reserved Domains (p)
        These domains are not available for registration
        United Kingdom
        E-mail: person@adamsnames.com

    Resource Records (1):
                                                          txt put to sleep on tue oct 10 14

  17. Re:Wow... that's cool on Optimus Keyboard Pre-Orders In Mere Hours · · Score: 4, Informative

    we shouldn't need to look at the keyboard when we use it...

    You could use one of these

  18. Re:no sympathy on Symantec Updates Cause Chaos in China · · Score: 1

    No sympathy for Microsoft when it allows the deletion of a couple files which can cause a BSOD.

    Plenty of things will do that in Linux. /vmlinuz for one.

  19. Re:I don't like business at HP on The HP Way 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity, is it that much cheaper to live in Australia or was she just able to find a better job in her home country?

    I think it depends on where in the States you want to live. I get conflicting reports from people who move there, and from Americans I know living in Australia. But if you want to rebuild your career it is much easier to do that in an environment which you understand well, and where you have a support network.

    Living overseas cuts you off from family who might help you out with things, and contacts you made when young. I think it makes sense to go back home when something like this happens.

  20. Re:Scifi FOSS Punditry? on A Conversation with Cory Doctorow and Hal Stern · · Score: 1

    I demand to know what Kilgore Trout says about all this.

    You are a couple of weeks late. So it goes.

  21. Re:This doesn't make any sense... on Microsoft's SUSE Coupons Have No Expiry Date · · Score: 1

    So either MS just shrugs its shoulders, and counts the money they paid to Novell as a loss (meaning - they don't give away the coupons), or they somehow give away all the coupons before anything in SuSE uses GPL3

    Or SUSE holds off on taking GPLv3 userland code until MS have offloaded their coupons.

  22. Re:GPL v3 - Patents - Kernel - Linus on Microsoft's SUSE Coupons Have No Expiry Date · · Score: 4, Informative

    protection against MS-expected-patent-infringement will be available only if kernel is released under GPLv3

    The GNU part of the userland will definitely go to GPLv3, and that is as much a part of linux as the kernel.

  23. Re:Damn... on The First Terabyte Hard Drive Reviewed · · Score: 1

    You youngster you !

    When I was 10 my computer had an audio cassette interface with a 300 baud modem. Most of the bytes on tape were null characters to give the 6502 CPU time to catch up. Realistically you could put 5k on a tape.

    It doubled as a sound card. Sort of.

  24. Re:Try Croquet on IBM and Sun Launch Intranet Metaverses · · Score: 1

    Open source and well funded, based on Squeak Smalltalk.

    I have wanted to give it a go for a while. The only download seems to be the SDK. Does that mean you have to write code to get it working at all?

    I tried to get the SDK via a torrent once but I got an error from bittorrent and didn't take it further. It seems rude these days to download 70M at a time from one server.

  25. Re:Hmmm on Not All the DOJ Missing Emails Are Missing · · Score: 1

    Politicos in the White House or elsewhere, have mistakenly typed .org instead of .gov when addressing their emails.

    And nobody in the real white house thought to write a filter to bounce them back? Doesn't sound like a good way to run an email system (or a country).