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  1. Re:But... on Estimating Game Piracy More Accurately · · Score: 1

    Every. Download. Is. A. Lost. Sale.

    It's an empirically proven fact.

    So true, and by downloading this comment to your browser for display, you deprive me of my god-given right to get money for free.
    My lawyers will contact you shortly.

    However, you do have the option to settle this before the court and lawyers get involved, for a mere tenth of the sum it would otherwise cost.
    Just dial 555-I-IDIOT and follow the instructions, and the problem will be out of your world in a couple of minutes. Remember to have your credit card and IP address ready.

  2. Re:define art? on Cleaners Paint Over Priceless Art · · Score: 1

    People willing to pay mucho money for it = art
    People willing to pay mucho money to remove it = graffiti

    Logical, really.

  3. Re:Open Source Alternative on Symantec To Acquire PGP and GuardianEdge · · Score: 1

    Sniper's a good job, mate!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PrHKs2c0ZQ

  4. Re:I told you so! on Confessions of a SysAdmin · · Score: 1

    because people make mistakes. All the time (and with people I'm also counting in the programmers).

  5. Re:People forgot the low-level Linux stuff quickly on Software SSD Cache Implementation For Linux? · · Score: 1

    only thing, its sloooooooooooooow. I did some tests a while ago (v0.6.0) and the speed was about an order of magnitude below a raid5 setup on the same machine.

  6. Re:How do they disable the cores? on Hidden Cores On Phenom CPUs Can Be Unlocked · · Score: 1

    Ah, memories. I did that to my duron. Or, to be precise, I actually soldered it (had access to equipment meant to fix mobile phones)

    Chip worked well all the way into retirement. BTW, the pencil trick could be unreliable over time. Soldering was not :)

  7. Re:FULLY destructible? on An Early Look At Next-Gen Shooter Bodycount · · Score: 1

    You might like Breach, looks promising at least.

    Youtube vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQmXifRw9nM

  8. Re:Sooooo on Lessons In Hardware / OS Troubleshooting · · Score: 1

    Strange, since RAM and CPU is easier to replace than MB. And in my personal experience RAM is the #1 culpit if random stuff keeps happening. So IMO if you can't point to a specific part, then try memory first. Due to how much work it is with changing MB, that would be one of the very last things I'd do.

  9. Re:I will care when... on Do You Have a Secret Immunity To 3D Movies? · · Score: 1

    ...there is a story that depends on drawn pictures to be told. No story I've seen with drawn pictures to date has used drawn pictures as anything more as gimmick, always the same old concept of something brightly colored nonsense. I may be a used-cart salesman's best friend, but even *I* know when I'm being taken for a ride.

  10. Re:I will care when... on Do You Have a Secret Immunity To 3D Movies? · · Score: 1

    ...there is a story that depends on moving pictures and sound to be told. No story I've seen with moving pictures to date has used moving pictures as anything more as gimmick, always the same old concept of something flying around the screen. I may be a used-car salesman's best friend, but even *I* know when I'm being taken for a ride.

  11. Re:For crying out loud... on Firefox Search In Ubuntu 10.04 Changed To Google · · Score: 1

    If you're so easily irritated i for one am glad your career has nothing to do with explosives or heavy equipment ;)

    After about two weeks on an internet help desk, you'd even see Dalai Lama frothing at the mouth, waving around a double-barred shotgun threatening to teach those idiots what Double Click really meant.

    After two months you'd see the heavy onset of apathy coming on, and after two years your brain will automatically shut off when talking to a customer, and your questions and responses will be entirely mechanical. Either that, or you're insane.

    You should not underestimate the weapon-grade stupidity many IT people are exposed to daily.

  12. Re:Come to Verizon! on Verizon CEO Says "We Will Hunt Heavy Users Down" · · Score: 1

    Ve-a ere-a zee Burg. Yuoor beeulugicel und technulugeecel deestinctifeness veell be-a edded tu oooor oovn. Yuoor cooltoore-a veell edept tu serfe-a us. Reseestunce-a is footeele-a. Bork Bork Bork!

  13. Re:Carmageddon on Videogame Driving Skills Don't Apply In Real Life · · Score: 1

    I was playing Carmageddon 2 when I took my license. And that did in fact help me.

    I learned car handling and how shall we say it.. pathfinding? from it. Having a feel of car physics, and being able to near instantly see the best way to drive (car's physical handling taken into consideration) in complicated situations did help in a lot of cases.

    I especially rembember the "slippery road" training part (it's mandatory here in Norway at least). Driving along the track, some puppets pop out, and in under half a second I've modelled the position of the puppets, calculated the current friction of the road, applied it to the car's physics, and knew exactly the best way to drive. And it went perfectly like I've calculated. The driver instructor sat there with his mouth open, turned to me, and asked "Where the HELL did you learn to drive like that??" - I looked back at him and told him "you really don't want to know.."

    It was the same reflex calculation I usually did when I tried to hit as many pedestrians as possible, or finding out how to best wreck an opponent car. Just with a different goal this time ;)

  14. Re:BUB on Largest Sodium Sulfur Battery Powers a Texas Town · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me a bit of a story I heard once from one of my teachers.

    There are some small power control stations around, and this was about one of those. This particular one was high up in a mountain, and a capacitor was in need of change. Size a bit smaller than a garage.

    So a person put the new capacitor in his backpack (yep, one of the rather big ones..), got up there (took a few hours), cut the power, removed the old one and popped in the new one. Put on the power, everything looked ok and he went back down.

    When he got back down, the central had tried reaching him for a while, because they'd lost contact with it. So up again he went, and when he got up there, the power station was gone. There was some wood splinters here and there, and some twisted metal, maybe enough to fill a bag. But the station was gone.

  15. Re:Seriously? on Making Closed Software Act Like It's Open · · Score: 1

    You might have a look at http://groups.csail.mit.edu/uid/sikuli/ - I've had some luck with it on similar tasks

  16. Web browsers? on Memory Management Technique Speeds Apps By 20% · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't web browsers be almost embaressingly easy to parallellize, or am I missing something here?

    Each page in its own thread / process, plus loading of page:

    1. dns resolve
    2. fetch html
    3. parse html
      3a. find css link, start thread for fetching and parsing css
      3b. find image link, start thread for fetching and parsing image
      3x. so on and so forth for other resources encountered.
    4. run js in seperate thread if needed
    5. run plugins in seperate threads / processes

    The lags I forsee here are network related, and as far as I can see, it should be rather easy to parallellize large chunks of it.

    But, as I haven't written my own web browser, I'm probably missing something fundamental here.

  17. Re:Tempest, meet teacup... on The Struggle To Keep Java Relevant · · Score: 1

    Anyone who thinks Java is fossilizing needs to give their head a shake. It's everywhere, and it's being used in very diverse ways.

    Well, to be exact, so does oil... ;)

  18. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. on Could Colorblindness Cure Be Morally Wrong? · · Score: 1

    You don't say? That's very interesting indeed.

    *Starts marketing special sunglasses to the army*

  19. Re:Anand Tech Review on Nvidia's GF100 Turns Into GeForce GTX 480 and 470 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2062218 have some info about it... Or rather, a lot of people reporting the same, and nothing from the site admins.

  20. Re:It's official on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    Oblig : http://xkcd.com/225/

    And that fit so well, you'd believe OP planned it :)

  21. Re:One more reason out of hundreds on Sci-Fi Writer Peter Watts Convicted of Assault · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are a few things:

    1. The border patrol agent is the face of the american government, and thus the face of USA
    2. The agent acted out of line, with physical abuse (punches to the face, unneccesarily maced)
    3. It's caught on camera.
    4. The agent seem to have no consequences from it.
    5. The unlucky victim is found guilty of breaking the law, by essentially asking why he was punched in the face

    Are you still wondering why people react? That guy should be given a public apology, and the border guard should be kicked out.
    Instead, the law (aka government, aka USA) supports him, and criminalizes the victim of the abuse.

  22. Car? Plane? on The Bloodhound Will Stay On the Ground At 1,000 mph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me see.. Rocket engine, uplift much higher than weight, 1000mph...

    That's a jet plane, not a car. Sure, it got better landing wheels than normal, and a bit special body, but it's still a goddamn jet plane.
    If that's a car, we've had flying cars for over 50 years now.

  23. Re:All that means... on Pirate Bay Legal Action Dropped In Norway · · Score: 1

    Well.. Except for the americans now and then, no. Not really.

  24. Re:What's a Paypal? on PayPal Freezes Cryptome's Account · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this a trick question?

    Chuck Norris, of course.

  25. Re:NX is a bitch: use XRDP instead on Ubuntu Desktop In the Cloud · · Score: 1

    FreeNX? Not sure, don't think so. NX Free? Yes :)

    (yes, I know it's a bit confusing. NX Free is NoMachine closed source client with max limit of two connections, FreeNX is the open source server)