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  1. The more things change, the more they stay the sam on Spam Is 30 Years Old · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love the fact that the message starts with a buffer overflow.

  2. Re:I'm so proud because... on Solar Powered Microbes Manufacture Biofuels · · Score: 1

    This article has not been labeled "whatcouldpossiblygowrong".
    <yoda> It will be. It will be. /<yoda>

    Seriously, let's not forget that cyanobacteria were responsible for the the single most devastating environmental catastrophe (oh, and by the way, killed (almost) ALL other life) in the history of the planet - changing the atmosphere from a reducing one to an oxidizing one. To suggest that this could turn into some kind of biological grey-goo isn't that far-fetched.
  3. Re:French Translation... on Black Hole Particle Jets Explained · · Score: 1

    I have some lectures on black holes in mp3, and listening to the Japanese speakers talk about "brack hos" gets me going every time.

  4. Re:Please leave us with something untouched on Microsoft Suggests Carving Up HTML 5 · · Score: 1

    I understand they're working on an ISO-OOXML compliant office suite.

  5. Kettle, meet pot on eBay Sues Craigslist · · Score: 5, Funny

    EBay's general counsel Mike Jacobson said: "...so we were surprised by these recent unilateral actions."
    What, are they forcing you to use (only) PayPal?
  6. Re:Wrong photo! on Seagate Ships Billionth Hard Drive · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're right. The ST506 was full-height, (remember the squeaky monkey-like noise it made?) the ST225 was half-height - somewhere in my basement, I still have an ST225 I paid $250 for.

  7. Yet more fudged Seagate arithmetic on Seagate Ships Billionth Hard Drive · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm guessing that they haven't sold 1 billion Seagate branded drives, but that they're including all the drives made by all the other drive companies they've bought in the past.

  8. "MSN Music DRM Servers Going Dark In September" on MSN Music DRM Servers Going Dark In September · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, only rap after that then, huh?

    /ducks

    sorry, sorry, sorry, had to...

  9. Oh puhleeeese! on Bluetooth Surveillance Tested In the UK · · Score: 1

    If you live in the UK, (especially London) you know your movements are being monitored - there's a bloody video camera every 12 feet.

  10. Re:Ooops on Aussie Reserve Bank Eyeing eBay's PayPal Policy · · Score: 1

    Sure, why not? "Oh fer the luvva mike"/"Oh fer cripes sake"/"Oh fer cryin' out loud" is an actual legal defense in the state of Wisconsin.

  11. Re:Standards Norway's own words on The Inside Story on Norway's Yes to OOXML · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Actually, I thought this was the most telling line from the article:

    The VP asserted that ... the most important thing now was to ensure that OOXML came under ISO's control so that it could be "further improved".
    This puts me in mind of that old quote about academia "The fights are so vicious because the stakes are so small".


    The delusional hubris of a (European standards group) bureaucrat that they can somehow "control" or "improve" (shit - "influence in any non-quantum way") Microsoft's behavior just makes me groan.
  12. So... on Darwin's Private Papers Get Released To The Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should we tag this one "privacy"?

  13. Pogo? 2 Gb?? To run a browser??? on A Peek at AT&T's New Browser, Pogo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Walt Kelly was right: "we have met the enemy, and he is us".

  14. Re:Confused ... on Red Hat Avoids Desktop Linux, Says Too Tough · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Red Hat is just being disingenuous. They're really in the business of selling support for a free product to companies who want to run Linux on their servers and still have somebody to yell at when things go wrong. If you think about it, Microsoft isn't really interested in the "desktop" business either - they want to sell to companies, so they can charge full price, (re)sell frequent upgrades, and sign fat support contracts. After the initial sale, there's NO money to be made (either by Red Hat or Microsoft) for the typical "home desktop" machine - there's only headaches to be had from that market.

  15. Re:Tags on Senator Proposes to Monitor All P2P Traffic for Illegal Files · · Score: 2

    I think "peopleunclearontheconcept" is more like it.

    "simply by looking at the filenames"


    while (conscious)
          head->desk();

  16. Re:Isn't the whole idea of a standard on ISO Releases OOXML FAQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about M$ISO for short?

    I$O Standard?
  17. Re:0 comments yet.... on The Javabot Combines Engineering and Coffee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm thinking you could roast some coffee beans on that server right about now.

  18. EXCELLENT!! on Psystar Offers $399 "OpenMac" Computer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been wanting to replace my Franklin Ace!

    "Those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them in summer school".

  19. Re:GODDAMIT on Nanoclusters Break Superconductivity Record · · Score: 1

    Heh. You linked to:

    Aluminium
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Aluminum redirects here.

  20. GODDAMIT on Nanoclusters Break Superconductivity Record · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's "aluminium". Get used to it.

  21. Re:They can patent that? on Satellite Abandoned Due To Orbital Patent · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to start patenting all those 'inventions' by Newton
    Just wait until Major League Baseball hears about my new patent "Method and Procedure for Throwing a Baseball so its Trajectory 'Curves' upon reaching Home Plate".
  22. Re:Analyzing distortions? on Smallest Planet Outside Our Solar System Found · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah. With chicks, it's just the opposite. The small hot ones are always orbited by larger ones.

  23. Re:Worst analogy EVAR! on IBM Ships Fastest CPU on Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    He should have said "it's so fast it'll do an infinite loop in half a second".

  24. Re:Units of measurement on IBM Ships Fastest CPU on Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I calculate a "fingertip-to-knuckle unit" to be 3.174 * 10^-4 football fields.

  25. Re:I smell a trap ... on Microsoft Gets a New Open Source Chief · · Score: 1

    No.

    Sam Ramji is an anagram for "I am Sam jr".

    Microsoft is an acronym for "pure evil".