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  1. Re:Microsoft's open source staff on Microsoft Gets a New Open Source Chief · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. Why does Microsoft need a sous chef?

  2. Re:I don't want to listen to my neighbor on a plan on FCC, FAA Still Don't Want Cell Phones on Planes · · Score: 3, Funny

    I spend almost 3 hours a day on commuter trains. My most hated phrase, ever, is "NO!! I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME!! I'M ON THE TRAIN!!"

  3. Re:Researches on /. find article similar to this on Astronomers Locate Solar System Very Similar To Our Own · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, this post was right after "EU Recommends Slashing Search Data Retention", so maybe it makes sense, after all.

  4. Re:Another twin on Astronomers Locate Solar System Very Similar To Our Own · · Score: 1

    Another one?
    Not just that, "a another one (star)".
  5. Re:How much on Imperial Storm Troopers Skirmish in Latest IP Battle · · Score: 4, Funny

    does it cost to get a girl with a suit like this: http://webzoom.freewebs.com/basementnightclub/Stormtrooper%20Bride.jpg
    $4,300.00 at last quote.
  6. Re:Shocking results on Computer Games Make Players Less Violent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shocking that a tool could be used in multifarious ways.
    You know what they say - "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull".
  7. Re:*duh* on POD Braces Itself Against Amazon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No major company would willingly piss off this many people and customers without carefully considering how it would affect them (Not if it plans on remaining a major company).
    Microsoft, Sony, and eBay leap to mind...
  8. Tinfoil hat time... on University of Washington Tracking the Edge of Privacy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's an interesting 2-page ad for the U.S. Air Force running in magazines this month - page 1 is a picture of a crowd, mother carrying a baby, etc., caption reads "How do you fight an enemy who hides among the innocent?". Turn the page, there's a picture of a Predator UAV flying over a city, caption reads: "Never let them out of your sight".

    I'll leave you to decide who "them" is.

  9. Re:I love the lack of understanding on How Microsoft Plans To Get Its Groove Back With Win7 · · Score: 1

    Oh come on yourself. Are you really unaware that Internet Explorer and Windows Media Player are not just included with the operating system, but embedded in the operating system? There's a reason you can't uninstall either of them.

  10. Re:Has "fail" written all over it on How Microsoft Plans To Get Its Groove Back With Win7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    People already complain about how Vista is half as fast as XP (which is being generous). Imagine how much slower Windows 7 will be, when all your existing software is being run in a virtual machine.

    Too right. Most people agree: Vista is half-fast.
  11. Re:Surplus on Census Bureau To Scrap Handhelds — Cost $3 Billion · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm sure it comes as a surprise to former House Speaker Dennis Hastert that he's from Nebraska - since he's from Illinois.

  12. Re:Does anybody else... on ISO Approves OOXML · · Score: 1

    They [Intel] want to continue selling old products for as long as possible at the highest price point they can, not be forced to develop something new and reduce prices in order to compete. Lucky for us consumers Intel don't have that ability, thanks to AMD...
    Spectacularly incorrect.

    "Those who forget the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them in summer school."
  13. Re:Does anybody else... on ISO Approves OOXML · · Score: 1

    PDF is an open standard by the way...
    So is OOXML. Says so right on the label.

    /tongue firmly in cheek
  14. Does anybody else... on ISO Approves OOXML · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...find it ironic that the document describing OOXML's ISO adoption is in PDF format?

  15. Re:Identical photons? on Scientists Build New Type of Photon Gun · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought a photon is a photon....
    Depends on what color it is. (i.e. wavelength)
  16. Why do we need software for this? on Women's Attractiveness Judged by Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought that's what beer was for.

  17. Re:Printers and Stats on Geeky April Fools' Day Prank Roundup · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once sent round a (VAX) e-mail, as a "mail test" with a closing line "Please let me know if you don't get this". Sure enough, a few people asked me: "Wouldn't it make more sense for you to ask us to let you know if we got it...". So I could proudly reply: "See, you DIDN'T get it".

  18. 10 harmless geek pranks on Geeky April Fools' Day Prank Roundup · · Score: 5, Funny

    Feh.

    I'm looking for "10 spectacularly fatal geek pranks".

  19. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU on Clandestine Operations at Google · · Score: 1

    And what is paranoia but a shortage of dopamine and serotonin?

  20. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU on Clandestine Operations at Google · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jesus, get a grip.
    What part of:

    "The Mountain View company sold the agencies servers for searching documents"

    didn't you understand?

  21. Re:Flash! Ajax! Buzzword Central! on Adobe Joins Linux Foundation, Develops AIR For Linux · · Score: 1

    That's not a bad analogy, that's a great analogy!

  22. Re:Awesome... on Sony BMG Sued For Using Pirated Software · · Score: 0

    Riiiiiight. Because this isn't OBVIOUSLY the actions of a single (or small group of) admin(s), in COMPLETE violation of formal, written company policy...

  23. Re:Why it does not happen more often? on Sony BMG Sued For Using Pirated Software · · Score: 3, Funny

    People don't want to bite the hand that feeds IT?
    Oh, I'm pretty sure they do.
  24. Re:Unless you are in Canada on South Park To Be Available Online Free and Legal · · Score: 3, Funny

    I knew they'd blame this on Canada!

  25. Re:Wrong tense. on South Park To Be Available Online Free and Legal · · Score: 0, Redundant

    (2 * B) || !(2 * B)

    What was the question?