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  1. Re:Let me be the first to say on Physicists Create Great Balls of Fire · · Score: 1
    "You are powerless against my Model M"

    /twirls moustache, laughs triumphantly

  2. Let me be the first to say on Physicists Create Great Balls of Fire · · Score: 4, Funny

    Goodness Gracious!

  3. Re:Feh. Whole topic is flamebait on Harvard Scientists to Clone Human Embryos · · Score: 1

    Thanks.
    /bows

  4. Feh. Whole topic is flamebait on Harvard Scientists to Clone Human Embryos · · Score: 1

    I assert, from conviction, not from evidence, that viruses are alive, and therefore the Salk vaccine is immoral.

  5. Re:Yes, but... on Wormbot Crawls Through Your Intestines · · Score: 1

    No, but Raquel Welch is onboard.

  6. Re:I would've thought... on Wormbot Crawls Through Your Intestines · · Score: 5, Funny
    > That this would be something the japanese would invent.

    You misspelled "eat".

  7. Re:x86 GPU Makers Bring Toy Physics To The Masses on ATI Introduces Physics Solution · · Score: 1
    > x86 is a dead end for gaming. And the PPU/GPU physics solutions are its harbinger.

    It's really too bad this was posted AC, because it's right on the money, but it'll probably be modded "troll" instead of the "insightful" it deserves.

  8. Re:Let me ask you on The Worst Bill You've Never Heard Of · · Score: 0, Troll
    > What are you all going to do about it?

    After 9:00 EDT, I'm going to Slashdot their phones.

    Anybody else wanna do it too?

  9. Re:Spreadsheets on Errors in Spreadsheets are Pandemic · · Score: 1
    > My company's CFO has a 15 megabyte spreadsheet (no graphics) with 50 Tabs, that controls a significant corporate function.

    Oh teh horror! Won't somebody puhleeeese think of teh children?

    Seriously, I _do_ understand; my deepest sympathies.

  10. Re:Spreadsheets on Errors in Spreadsheets are Pandemic · · Score: 1
    > Blame it on the users of course, especially the accountants.

    That's more true than you said. I've found through the years that accountants make lousy programmers:

    "What's a corner case?"
    "What's a fencepost error?"
    "What's an infinite recursion?"

  11. Re:ODF on Errors in Spreadsheets are Pandemic · · Score: 1
    PURGE /ALL

    Is it true that VMS stands for "Vomit Making System"?

  12. Re:what I would like to see... on Cheap Printed Official Ubuntu Linux Documentation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't say which GUI you're using, but under KDE, if you run kmenuedit, you can look up what command is being run from the menu, and do a "man" on that.

  13. Re:In Soviet Russia on Alien Bacteria May Have Landed in India · · Score: 1

    MOD PARENT DAMN FUNNY

  14. Re:+5 to ePeen on Das Keyboard II: A Switch for the Better · · Score: 1

    Two words: "geek points"

  15. So let me get this straight on Alien Bacteria May Have Landed in India · · Score: 1
    It reproduces and it doesn't have DNA?
    OMG! Red goo!!

    Seriously, this could be like the (theoretical) self-replicating clays that supposedly were the precursers to DNA.

  16. Re:Here's how to delete a file on Windows Vista on Details on Refining Vista's User Control · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's hysterical. I bet it takes fewer clicks to format a hard drive.

  17. Re:headline on The Time Has Come to Ditch Email? · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't you say the time has come to ditch the question mark? Don't they think we can probably figure out that it's just a headline and not the editor's position? Do they need to put a question mark on the end to maintain editorial neutrality?

    Couldn't resist.

  18. Re:in other news on The Time Has Come to Ditch Email? · · Score: 1

    Yeah - he says twice that NNTP has been "abandoned", which I don't get: I'm on Usenet almost daily. Sure, there are plenty of encoding schemes (mime, uuencode, yEnc, etc.) but the protocol lives on, even if, as he says, gobs of (redundant) bandwidth and storage go into Usenet itself.

  19. Re:So on Adobe Threatens Microsoft With Suit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the real concern is spectacular PDF authoring a la Acrobat. And then there's the darndest thing - Microsoft applications seem to import other peoples formats real well, but they don't export worth a damn (if at all).

  20. So I have this idea for a game... on Jack Thompson's Game Bill Moves Forward · · Score: 1
    You get to be one of Jesus' disciples, and you follow him around, and listen to him preach, and then the Romans grab him and nail him to a cross and...

    Oh. Never mind.

  21. Re:Wow... on Sony Rep Denies Need For PC, PS3 Better · · Score: 1, Funny
    > Sony management has officially gone insane.

    It's just one thing after another with Sony. I'm beginning to wonder if this is some kind of extended version of Punk'd.

  22. Re:stran9e on Scientists Find Ancient Ecosystem In Israeli Cave · · Score: 5, Funny
    > More to the point, how do they know it was evolution?

    Because there was no Intelligent Designer in the cave with them.

  23. What have they been eating? on Scientists Find Ancient Ecosystem In Israeli Cave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they've been in the dark for so long, what have they been eating? You have to get energy into an ecosystem somehow.

  24. Watched a phone company ad recently? on On Point On Slacking · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Instant communication, anytime, anywhere", "That's how business gets done", "Business at the speed of thought", blah blah blah.
    When was the first time you regretted hearing the phrase "twenty four by seven"?
    How many weeks of vacation do the Europeans get?

    Goddam right I need some slack.

  25. Re:That's the wrong problem on Miyamoto Concerned About Gamer Image Stereotype · · Score: 1

    Something like "Meet The Press" or "The Oprah Winfrey Show" or "Everybody Loves Raymond" as a first-person-shooter?