"And some of us are good friends with Adobe employees who can get us full legit copies Adobe Creative Suite (Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, Acrobat, and VersionCUE) for $150.:)"
Military funding is like an election. You know where they said it went, you knowat least some (alot) of it doesn't go where it's supposed to, the question is just how much. For all we know the f-22 is a f-18 with a new body and falsified numbers to cover for thier invisible hoverplanes.
ISP could raise UL speeds, but they ain't gonna do nothing that fuckin dumb. That would be like Intel re-naming the 3ghz p4 to the pentium 2400+. It would still cost them money in servertime/bandwidth and joe consumer couldn't care less how fast his upload is set too as long as he see's his 5MB downstream. Ask 99% of America to pay 25 cents a month more to double thier upload speed and they'd laugh at you. Try explaining to them how it will actually raise down speeds too, but thiers only if everyone else does it, and if your on cable it could lower your "Maximum" download speed a little bit, but they still should get it, and they will stare at you for a minute, maybe blink a few times, then say "so I can't download as fast, and it costs 25 cents?" then laugh at you.
Just the impression of Linux we want to give people, "here its good for stealing software". yay! Why not put some stolen MP3's on there as well?...and in other news tonight, the linux craze that has been sweeping the nation ever since it was revealed to be great for stealing software is showing no signs of slowing down. We take you now to a midget in a bikini live with more....
Been soley on linux for about 4 months now, but before that this used to happen all the time. Just weird little things. Can't prove it, can't give a good explanation for why I think they are any differant than your ordinary bugs, but there's just certain times when one of these little "quirks" pop up under suspiciously oportune circumstances (for example, the first patch after a competirors product gets some good exposure, ect..) , and also just have this sort of intangible "just doesn't fit'ness" that most users wouldn't notice that you just KNOW had to have fuckin been done on purpose by those SHADY LITTLE BASTARDS and you can't do a damn thing about it but not use windows. I'm am just waiting and hoping for the day when some voyueristic janitor who works the night shift at the wrong employees hotel room can finally prove it, also if someone realeased the full windows source that would work too.
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh!
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MMmmmmmm, "Double Chocolate iPod"
Unless of course, in cases such as this, the first feedback comment is TFA, then your +5 informative. I was shocked.
You must be one of those anoying buggers who do all your pages completely in shockwave. 2004 called and it wants HTML back.
You paid $150 for software!?
OSQ - "HA HA"
*Obligatory Simpsons quote*
Don't have a cow man.
Did you know that pigs and hogs have corkscrew shaped penises. I do now! thanks Stumble!
Smaller, cheaper, and better!
Military funding is like an election. You know where they said it went, you knowat least some (alot) of it doesn't go where it's supposed to, the question is just how much. For all we know the f-22 is a f-18 with a new body and falsified numbers to cover for thier invisible hoverplanes.
ISP could raise UL speeds, but they ain't gonna do nothing that fuckin dumb. That would be like Intel re-naming the 3ghz p4 to the pentium 2400+. It would still cost them money in servertime/bandwidth and joe consumer couldn't care less how fast his upload is set too as long as he see's his 5MB downstream. Ask 99% of America to pay 25 cents a month more to double thier upload speed and they'd laugh at you. Try explaining to them how it will actually raise down speeds too, but thiers only if everyone else does it, and if your on cable it could lower your "Maximum" download speed a little bit, but they still should get it, and they will stare at you for a minute, maybe blink a few times, then say "so I can't download as fast, and it costs 25 cents?" then laugh at you.
wrong, its Metalica duh
because he used the naughty f work, jeez there are CHILDREN reading this fucking site your fucking fucks, fuck you all.
Most of the best games are on NES.
two wrongs dont make cowboy neal?
In North Korea Acclaim buys you!
In North Korea only robots kill old people.
bwhahahaha, yes you stupid simian, go and turn your head into a giant antena....bwhahahahah!!!! earth will be mine!.............haha
I vote for an abortion.
Looks good to me, wild un-protected sex rampages at cheap thai whorehouses here we go!
Can't wait to see what kind of perverted things that gets modded into.
Just the impression of Linux we want to give people, "here its good for stealing software". yay! Why not put some stolen MP3's on there as well? ...and in other news tonight, the linux craze that has been sweeping the nation ever since it was revealed to be great for stealing software is showing no signs of slowing down. We take you now to a midget in a bikini live with more....
It aint the quanity, its the quality.
Been soley on linux for about 4 months now, but before that this used to happen all the time. Just weird little things. Can't prove it, can't give a good explanation for why I think they are any differant than your ordinary bugs, but there's just certain times when one of these little "quirks" pop up under suspiciously oportune circumstances (for example, the first patch after a competirors product gets some good exposure, ect..) , and also just have this sort of intangible "just doesn't fit'ness" that most users wouldn't notice that you just KNOW had to have fuckin been done on purpose by those SHADY LITTLE BASTARDS and you can't do a damn thing about it but not use windows. I'm am just waiting and hoping for the day when some voyueristic janitor who works the night shift at the wrong employees hotel room can finally prove it, also if someone realeased the full windows source that would work too.
No, but I'm pretty sure opera-man was though.
If water didn't get smaller when it melted then we'd probably all be dead. I'm sure there are some other ones too though.
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!