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Best Live Linux For Christmas Giving?

trustedserf writes "This year I am including a bootable Live Linux CD in many of my Christmas cards. As I'll be making the copies myself I may even change the default desktop background to something personal, or Christmasy before running it off on cheap CD-Rs. The objective is to show people the easiest possible route to using a linux desktop so that they will be: A) Aware and B) Pleasantly surprised. About Christmas they may also have more time to try it out too. Naturally, I'm thinking of Gnoppix, but there are other options.. I use KDE, so I have to decide between it and Gnome. Bearing in mind my objectives, what distro would you choose. Also, importantly, is it possible any of them will damage their hardware (monitors with incorrect refresh etc.) I would be *very* unhappy if that happened. How many of them would fail to boot, leaving a bad impression? Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."

594 comments

  1. Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A linux live CD by itself isn't going to get a normal person to run it. You need to put all sorts of easy to run/access games on it, plus Firefox. Then maybe... possibly... someone will actually use it.

    1. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would be Knoppix MAME then.

    2. Re:Stuff it with games by daves · · Score: 3, Informative
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    3. Re:Stuff it with games by MC+Negro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is not a jab at Linux or anything, but the only things my peers know about Linux is that it's free and it's a Unix clone. Frankly, they would be pissed if I gave them a CD with a free operating system on it and tried to pass that off as a gift. Giving a CD full of free data is rather passe, IMHO. Why not offer to install and give support for a distro or download SuSE/Mandrake/Fedora Core and include a copy of CrossoverOffice (something that, coupled with help in installation and support, might actually move some to migrate). I know this will probably get modded as a troll, but this works. I actually did migrate my father to SuSE Linux on his tablet PC for a time. It was not an easy task to get the pen input working and to get CrossoverOffice working, but he did use it as his primary desktop for a while.

      As far as LiveCDs go, I've found SuSE's LiveCD and the Knoppix LiveCD to be pretty good, but the best I've found for out-of-the-box support is the Slackware run-off live distro, Slax. This is what I used for the workstations at my university for the longest time. It comes bundled with X, KDE, a ton of office-oriented applications and has great hardware compatibility. It also fits on a mini CD-R, so it can be kept in a pocket. Might want to consider sending a card with one of those inside it.

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    4. Re:Stuff it with games by Lotu · · Score: 1

      Yes games are definatlly a very good thing to have. Maybe a copy of WineX Cedra would be good? So they could possiablly play some of thier games.

      Also both Konpixx and Ubuntu live have nice browers to go with them, not sure if firefox is on thier but that should be fixable.

    5. Re:Stuff it with games by 1337+Twinkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. Here is what I would put on it in terms of basic apps:

      1. Firefox
      2. SuperTux
      3. The GIMP
      4. GAIM
      5. OO.o
      6. Solitare

      That should show them that they can do everything they want; games, web browsing, photo editing, and word processing. All the basics.

      PS- If you can, make sure that Firefox is ready to go with java, flash, and shockwave

    6. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Giving a CD full of free data is rather passe, IMHO

      It is? So was once popular but now it's out of fashion? Really, I must not have picked up on that trend.

      Or maybe you're using words that you don't know how to define! Always bad form, even for Slashdot. Hell, especially for Slashdot!

    7. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shame OpenOffice is a bloated piece of shit, especially unsuitable for Linux newbies due to its inability to deal with even mildly complex Word documents. Shit interface as well.

      Crossover and Word is the only way to go sadly, or AbiWord if you want a very simple and (in my experience) unstable word processor. Better than OO.o though, that's for sure.

    8. Re:Stuff it with games by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but if you are giving these to "normal people", you might as well just be giving them coasters, as that is what they will end up as.

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    9. Re:Stuff it with games by MC+Negro · · Score: 0

      It is in poor and dated fashion to give things which can be obtained for free, at least in the circles I'm in. Perhaps you're too young to remember the days of scrapbooking or the giving of bootlegged radio songs as legit gifts? Or passing off gift certificates which giver obtained for free at an event (such as a blood drive)?

      Might want to think twice before your question other's choice of words, kid ;-)

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    10. Re:Stuff it with games by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      Just to help show your point:

      ~~~~~~~~~
      Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]
      Pass'e \Pas`s['e]"\, masc. Pass'ee \Pas`s['e]"e\, fem., a. [F.]
      Past; gone by; hence, past one's prime; worn; faded; as, a pass['e]e belle. --Ld. Lytton.

      WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]
      passe adj :
      out of fashion; "a suit of rather antique appearance";
      "demode (or outmoded) attire"; "outmoded ideas" [syn: antique, demode, ex, old-fashioned, old-hat(p), outmoded, passee]
      ~~~~~~~~~


      (Thanx yet again kdict!)

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    11. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, why not give them a Windows CD with Autoplay enabled, with Firefox and a bunch of games.

      That way all they have to do is put the CD in their computer whenever they want to use it, rather than shut down completely, put in the CD, boot up again, use it for a while, figure out how to shut down Linux, remember to remove the CD, and reboot.

    12. Re:Stuff it with games by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No tux racer? Maybe even the demos of ut2004 or RTCW and Q3A?

      Yea, ok, they'd make a "demo Live CD" rather bloated, but the eye candy would be nice...

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    13. Re:Stuff it with games by MC+Negro · · Score: 1, Interesting

      passe != "once popular". when i was a kid i recall getting things like "mcdonalds bucks" from cheap relatives that kids would get for afterschool participation. cost nothing to the giver. that might have passed then, but not now. hence, passe. out of fashion. no longer acceptable.

      open mouth, insert foot.

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    14. Re:Stuff it with games by b17bmbr · · Score: 0

      i think he means so pussy. of course this being /., such knowledge would be lacking.

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    15. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got an AOL 9 disk for christmas last year from my cousin. Needless to say he's getting a present from my cat's litterbox this year.

    16. Re:Stuff it with games by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      the only things my peers know about Linux is that it's free and it's a Unix clone. Frankly, they would be pissed if I gave them a CD with a free operating system on it and tried to pass that off as a gift.

      Oh, because they've already got it? Yeah, right. We are talking stocking stuffer here, it's a great stocking stuffer.

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    17. Re:Stuff it with games by damiangerous · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Frankly, they would be pissed if I gave them a CD with a free operating system on it and tried to pass that off as a gift.

      Wow, lucky thing that's not what he's doing!

    18. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Can't say that's been my experience. I've found the average person takes to linux amazingly well. Much better in fact than gamers or 'power users'. Many of them will be grateful for quite some time when they see the many varieties of solitaire and similar games and are told they don't have to put up with virus scans or defragging anymore. And if they like discovering new things, they might even surprise you with how quickly they start geeking out on it.

    19. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux for Christmas? Wow you're a modern day Ebenezer Scrooge?

    20. Re:Stuff it with games by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you even READ the sumitter's question? "This year I am including a bootable Live Linux CD in many of my Christmas cards.",
      He's giving it out in his Xmas cards which generally are just a card and a signature, perhaps a "Seasons' Greetings" or something scrawled in there as well. This is added value over and above a simple card. At no point was the submitter suggesting that this was in lieu of "real" presents. This instead seems to be an added bonus for his acquaintances that would otherwise just be getting the $0.25 card mailed to them. Sounds fine to me.

    21. Re:Stuff it with games by marshmeli · · Score: 0

      not to mention that he said is also going to personalize them where he can with wallpapers and stuff so his friends/family should hopefully notice the effort he put into it, not to mention he made a /. post about it...

    22. Re:Stuff it with games by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Informative
      It also fits on a mini CD-R, so it can be kept in a pocket. Might want to consider sending a card with one of those inside it.

      One thing to note here is that if you use mini CD-Rs and are sending to non-technical people, do them a favour and add a note that they shouldn't use the disc in a slot-loading drive. Most slot-loading drives (mostly found on laptops) can't handle these discs, where they jam and can damage the drive.

      There's nothing worse than getting a gift that forces you to send your laptop in for repair.

      Yaz.

    23. Re:Stuff it with games by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Clearly AOL missed the note about it going out of fassion :D

    24. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well put!

    25. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mmmmm... Almond Roca.

      Always a Christmas favorite!! :-)

    26. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you want some MAMEing, just give them coal.

      COAL you fools, stuff their filthy stockings with COAL!

    27. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy shit you can't spell

    28. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you even READ the sumitter's question?

      Welcome to slashdot, I guess you are new here.

    29. Re:Stuff it with games by Technician · · Score: 1

      And of course it will have to work with their sound card, printer, and modem.

      Games without sound and loss of internet are two big reasons it could be a showstopper. Try to find out what their hardware is and plan on providing a lot of support. Maybe if the initial contact is good, you could get some converts. If the initial exposure is not great, it could leave a lot of bad karma for Linux.

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    30. Re:Stuff it with games by SpaceCadetTrav · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah free old games! You know AOL mails me a cd full of free games every month, so it must be a great idea.

    31. Re:Stuff it with games by whmac33 · · Score: 1

      I'm confused... If someone sent you a CD in the mail, you could throw it away. Like it's an AOL cd or something. No reason to get your panties in a twist.

    32. Re:Stuff it with games by barc0001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Somebody's been taking too many marketing classes
      Never has anyone accused me of that before. You insensitive clod ;).

      What I don't get is people going off on the idea this guy's motive is to somehow "forcefeed" people Linux. Is the guy going to their house with a rifle later on to check up on them and see how much they've been worshipping at the Altar of the Penguin? I doubt it.

      He's not "adding value" by giving people something they can get themselves just as easily

      The "value add" here in MarketSpeak(TM) is that rather than someone getting just a Christmas card, you also get something you can try out on your computer. Or not. The choice is yours. Regarding the "just as easily" bit, that's rather in the eye of the beholder, don't you think? Out of my potential Christmas card list of 40 odd people, I can count on one hand the number of people on that list who would know:

      - How to download and burn an ISO
      - are on a broadband connection to make it possible
      - and even know what a Linux LiveCD is, what it's for, and how it might be interesting to try.

      Just because it's easy for you and me, doesn't mean it's easy for everyone.

      As an aside, last Christmas when I went to visit relatives in the interior, I brought my laptop with me and some disks, including the latest rev of Knoppix at the time. My sister's computer went tits up at her place on Boxing day, and the whole crowd was amazed to see me put a CD into the drive and boot into a fully functional machine on a CD, recovering all her data before we redid the box. They were even more amazed by the idea that this was a free to give away CD and they could each have one too in case something happens to their machines so they can still get on the web, etc. I probably burned and gave away a dozen copies of Knoppix. Based on that experience alone, just for giving to relatives "just in case", I think it's a great idea.

    33. Re:Stuff it with games by Ost99 · · Score: 1
      I guess my concern is that this guy is doing this more for himself than for the people he's giving these cards to, out of a misguided sense of altruism. I can almost guarantee that none of these people he's going to be giving these CD's to could care less about Linux - he obviously cares a lot more than they do, if he feels it necessary to jam these Linux CD's down their throats. I mean they can download Linux the same way he can, but they haven't.


      You seem to be under the impression most people are capable of installing Linux themselves. They are not. Most people don't know how to download a live-CD, burn it and boot from it.

      Most people haven't heard about Linux and don't know what it is. Those few who've heard of it, thinks it's something for the über-geek, and way to complicated for them. That would never consider trying it, because they feel they don't know how. Giving away live-CDs demystifies Linux a bit for those who try.

      I will not be sending out live'cds for Xmas, but when someone calls me to help with a crashed windows installation (happens all to often), I always bring a Knoppix CD to backup any important data before going at it with windows recovery. When I'm finished I give them the Knoppix CD. Some of them try it out, some don't.

      Nothing ever changes unless you never do anything about it. When it comes to computers, most people don't know what's good for them, so they need a little help.

      I only leave Knoppix CDs with people I have to help fix something, but I install FireFox on every computer I get my hands on.

      - Ost
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    34. Re:Stuff it with games by atcdevil · · Score: 0

      it's interesting cause if I as a vegan, asked slashdot: "which flavor of tofutti cuties should I give out to my family" EVERYONE on this board would be like stop preaching you vegan asshole But it's okay to proselytize linux you hypocritical assholes

    35. Re:Stuff it with games by Curien · · Score: 1

      Figure out how to shut down Linux? WTF man, it's a friggin LiveCD... just flip the power switch.

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    36. Re:Stuff it with games by stridebird · · Score: 1
      And no minesweeper? Doomed. MS OS would shrivel and die without that vital office time soaker.

      TIP: PACK it with games!

    37. Re:Stuff it with games by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      the next step is not to basically get all up in their face .... I'd be borderline offended by this.

      It's not really in their face to give them a CDR. Not more than givnig someone a book, that is actaully more to do with your preferences than theirs. If they don't like it, thay won't read/run it. Lots of Xmas presents are never seen again after they've been "gratefully received", and stashed away in the attic.

    38. Re:Stuff it with games by Mjlner · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How this got modded 4, insightful I cannot understand...

      "I guess my concern is that this guy is doing this more for himself than for the people he's giving these cards to, out of a misguided sense of altruism. I can almost guarantee that none of these people he's going to be giving these CD's to could care less about Linux - he obviously cares a lot more than they do, if he feels it necessary to jam these Linux CD's down their throats.

      Take it easy! He's just giving away free cd's! He's not force-installing linux on anybody's machines! There's a whole lot of difference! They have the (easy) choice of ignoring the cd and throwing it away, something that *many* of us do with the *thousands* of free cd's we've received from ISP's and *several* vendors.

      I mean they can download Linux the same way he can, but they haven't."

      Sure they can, but in my experience they do not know they can. A live cd is very practical, because you can get to know linux, without the hassle of installing it and without the risk of losing any data! And if you don't want to try it, you can easily dispose of the cd and nobody has forced you to do or use anything.

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    39. Re:Stuff it with games by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The best introduction to linux is when someone has a need for it.. Not when they just get given a cd and told to "go play". With no goal in mind they will quickly get bored playing aimlessly with it and just complain about how different it is..
      At work someone needed to cut+paste some data from some spreadsheets to a single one, i gave him a linux box running windowmaker and openoffice, and showed him how to resize his source spreadsheet and position the destination underneath it so he could easily cut+paste between the two.
      He liked the way the window he was pasting into didn't pop to the front and obscure his source spreadsheet like it would on windows, he also liked the highlight / middlebutton cut+pasting of linux which was much easier and quicker than the convoluted windows method.. Having had a positive first experience with linux he is interested in trying more.

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    40. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I install FireFox on every computer I get my hands on.

      Wow. If you touched any of my computers I'd punch the shit out of you. And I don't even run Windows.

    41. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word GEEK!

      This is the sort of guy that the normal geeks used to beat up for lunch money.

    42. Re:Stuff it with games by seymansey · · Score: 0, Troll

      you're right - the guy is fucking sad

    43. Re:Stuff it with games by jannic · · Score: 1

      Hey, why so negative? I'd agree with you if this guy just took knoppix or whatever and gave it to people without any modification.

      But if he adds a nice background picture, starts xsnow by default, and perhaps includes some nice xmas song as startup music (if there is something free to use, of course), then I'd say it's a nice idea.

      A little bit geeky, of course, but his friends probably already know he's a geek and won't be offended by that. And it's more creative than just buying an xmas card.

      Just don't expect people to switch to linux because of that. They won't. But perhaps, one day, they are fed up with windows, and then they remember: Hey, there was this nice xmas cd, with... how was it called? linux? let's try that! *g*

    44. Re:Stuff it with games by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Fact is, we don't know if the original poster is some FOSS-Extremist, but if we assume they're normal (I think thats fair -- the wording didn't _sound_ like they were a total fruit-cake!) then a Live-CD sounds like a nice idea.

      Even for people who are completely happy with their Windows setup, a Live-CD can still be useful in an emergency since you can always get access to your files and to the internet.

      As for the dial-up connects comment, I'm sure the OP's intended recipients are probably not the the "tech-nut" category, and more "mere-mortal". This means, that although they might well be able to manage on their own, its nice to help them with the initial steps. On Windows, you can't write ISO images to CD's unless you have purchased additional software! Unbelievable, I know.... but that does present a not insignificant barrier. Other barriers would be as you mentioned, a dial-up connection and also just plain not knowing what to download from where (remembering that mere-mortals hear about viruses/trojans/worms on the news and about how they shouldn't download or run software from anywhere they can't trust).

      Personally, I think this is a nice idea. I'd imagine that the majority of people won't know what to do with it so it'll need some kind of covering note, and even then, likely uptake with be low.... but its better than nothing. The recovery aspect of the Live-CD is useful to anyone though!

    45. Re:Stuff it with games by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yo, bad-asshat, step down off that high horse and think carefully about all that self-righteousness before idiot-casting it to all and sundry, eh?

      Somebody's been taking too many marketing classes. "Added value"? What, exactly, is the "added value" of something that's free to begin with?

      Well, you know... there's the added value of not having to download the entire distro. And the added value of not having to find and burn a CD. And the added value of not having to take the time to research and worry about choosing the right linux installation to start playing with. Note that (flamebait!) all these are issues which have so far stopped me running my own Linux box, and I'm an IT-literate user on broadband who's actually quite curious about Linux. If you allow for the fact that most family & friends aren't, you get the added value of not having to learn how to download distros, not having to learn how to burn CDs, not having to go out and buy CD-Rs (you'd be amazed how many people own CD-R drives but no CD-Rs). As I said, I'm Linux-curious, but haven't had the time/energy to run my own box. If a mate handed me a pre-set-up CD that was guaranteed to work, no questions asked, I'd try it out tomorrow. No, tonight.

      What is this guy actually trying to do?... basically force-feeding it to individual people who are apparently your friends and family...

      Christ almighty. He's sticking a free CD in a card, not anally violating them while pouring sugar in their gastank. Get some perspective, really.

      It's one thing to say to someone you know and like, "hey, you know this thing Linux? Well, it does the same things as Windows, only better, and it's free, so you should download it."

      Funnily enough, I find that approach more irritating, opinionated and unhelpful than simply burning me off a CD and going "here y' go... have a look if you're interested". You're basically instructing them as to how great Linux is, then instructing them to do all the learning and work themselves. He's doing all the work himself, and offering me the chance to try Linux risk-, effort- and pressure-free.

      They probably won't, but the next step is not to basically get all up in their face and say "HEY. I TOLD YOU TO DOWNLOAD IT AND YOU DIDN'T SO NOW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE BECAUSE HERE'S A CHRISTMAS CARD FULL OF LINUX." Honestly, even as someone who runs Linux, I'd be borderline offended by this.

      Ok, I'm going to explain something to you now. The reason people probably don't respond well to your approach? It's probably because you lecture them on the benefits of Linux, then leave them to go do all the hard work themselves. Family != nerds. Friends != geeks. Make it as easy as possible, and they'll do it. Lecture then abandon them, and don't be surprised if nobody takes a blind bit of notice.

      I guess my concern is that this guy is doing this more for himself than for the people he's giving these cards to, out of a misguided sense of altruism.

      Ok, this is just ludicrous. If he's doing it out of altruism (even "misguided"), he can't by definition be doing it "more for himself". Look up the definition of altrusim if you don't believe me:

      Altruism: altruism (n.)
      1. Unselfish concern for the welfare of others; selflessness.

      He's not "adding value" by giving people something they can get themselves just as easily. I mean unless he knows a whole bunch of people stuck on dial-up connections that asked him to do this, which I guess is possible but pretty unlikely.

      Ah. Oh. Ah. I apologise. I was under the impression we were talking about family, and friends. I didn't realise we were talking about died-in-the-wool linux geeks. I mean, my 90-year-old granny's a Debian admi

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    46. Re:Stuff it with games by siskbc · · Score: 2, Funny
      I mean, my 90-year-old granny's a Debian admin with her own website and broadband connection, isn't yours?

      Fuck yeah she's a l33+ h4XoR! Biotch totally 0wnz0r3d my damn box last April fools. I'll get her good next year, packing her off to a home. See who's laughing.

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    47. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he should add some desktop links to anxiety and stress management websites. Everyone in this thread at least seems to be rather high strung.

    48. Re:Stuff it with games by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Funny

      I personally plan on running around and shoving linux CD's down my friends and relatives throats. "Happy Holidays! hey where's your computer I need to do a favor for you. yes you will like it... no you WILL like it... I SAID YOU WILL LIKE IT NOW SHUT UP!"

      I figured that a 14th century tactics that the catholic church used to convert "sinners" by use of Spanish Inquisition worked, so the same will work for linux.

      REPENT! you love the penguin! REcompile that kernel! You are in dependancy hell because you have been forsaken! CONFESS!!!!!

      just my little way of bringing a little of the cheer that I spread at work to my friends and family...

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    49. Re:Stuff it with games by Gi77+B4t35 · · Score: 0
      Perhaps you're too young to remember the days of scrapbooking or the giving of bootlegged radio songs as legit gifts?
      Well either I'm also too young or you're making it up, since I've never ever received any of those things.

      Leaving aside that you don't seem to know what a Christmas card is (hint: it's not a gift. There's a separate word for those (hint: it's gift) ).

    50. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Somebody's been taking too many marketing classes. "Added value"? What, exactly, is the "added value" of something that's free to begin with?
      And someone's been skipping too many accounting classes.

      Value != cost.

    51. Re:Stuff it with games by Moderatbastard · · Score: 1

      Well said. How badasscat's utter crap got modded +5 insightful I'll never know.

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    52. Re:Stuff it with games by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      you could actually buy the McDonald's bucks... my grandparents did for a while.

    53. Re:Stuff it with games by digitalgiblet · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm guessing his name is Albert Orville Lewis, and he always signs his cards with his initials: AOL. Man I've been getting this guy's CDs for YEARS.

    54. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      troll? what moderator is so completely stupid that can not recognize funny?

      ok it was not really funny, but he certianly was going for funny.

      Slashdot needs to give out IQ tests for moderators.

    55. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. OO.o

      Can't we just use OO, and call it OpenOffice? It looks and sounds so damn geeky and uncool to have a freaking website as the name of an app (like people keep telling me when I ask why they flinched). It's not a service, it's an app.

      If we need some unique identification from any other "OO" oriented objects, we can always start using O__o for OpenOffice or something...

    56. Re:Stuff it with games by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1
      passe != "once popular". when i was a kid i recall getting things like "mcdonalds bucks" from cheap relatives
      No, that practice was never popular. Perhaps you used to get crap presents because you weren't either?
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    57. Re:Stuff it with games by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      Really? Jeez, I mean, as soon as I turned 19 it became a bit tacky to give expensive gifts or even (shudder) money as a Christmas gift.

      I can't think of a better way to show appreciation to someone than finding something ordinary that you want to share with them, like a book, a music cd (a home-made mix that you take time in preparing is even better!), a framed photograph, or an invitation to learn more about something you are really excited about, like a linux live cd.

      As for me, my mother can't even figure out how to use Picasa, so I think I will just get her a book that I read earlier this year that was good.

    58. Re:Stuff it with games by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      The recovery aspect of the Live-CD is useful to anyone though!
      Indeed, especially if you're one of the tech support generation. Though no doubt making it easier for you to help someone else will be somehow equated to emptying their bank account and cutting off a random limb by some posters in this thread.
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    59. Re:Stuff it with games by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >What I don't get is people going off on the idea this guy's motive is to somehow "forcefeed" people Linux.

      Its akin to sending out anti-war pamplets or condoms with your Christmas cards. It is such a strong non-holiday message.

      I would be irritated if someone sent me it just because I know that it would give Linux a bad name. "Some loser nerd gave me a burned CD with a card. Doens't this guy have a life and get over this Linux thing?"

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    60. Re:Stuff it with games by MyoTechie · · Score: 1

      sending to non-technical people, do them a favour and add a note that they shouldn't use the disc in a slot-loading drive

      Good point, but you know that you are going to get a phone call or two about 'WTF is a slot loading drive!?!' from those folks :)

    61. Re:Stuff it with games by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      The sourceforge site says that no games are actually included. Just the MAME framework.

    62. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up

    63. Re:Stuff it with games by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Firefox? GAIM? How good is Knoppix at detecting and setting up the network card and drivers? Everytime I install linux (granted, I use SuSE), it always has a hard time with my network card, and I end up doing it manually. Someone that isn't a good techie will have a hard time with this.

      I'd suggest staying the 'nonnetwork apps' route and maybe add Firefox and GAIM on it just in case the network install goes well....

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    64. Re:Stuff it with games by nametaken · · Score: 1

      This is added value over and above a simple card.

      I never thought I'd read "added value" in regard to people's family christmas cards.

    65. Re:Stuff it with games by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      If he were suggesting to put a decent Linux distro on some old computer, that would be one thing. I am considering doing that for my family (they have this one old computer on which Windows has basically been destroyed and no one knows where the origional install disk is). However, he is talking about giving out live CDs, which are a bit different.

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    66. Re:Stuff it with games by trustedserf · · Score: 1

      thank you for your ideas, i'll consider them all. incidentall: i'm not a 'linux evangelist', i don't even run a linux desktop right now, FreeBSD meets my needs better.

      the cd is also not a gift, it's for acquaintances, though i'm flattered many /.ers think i actually *have* frineds, cool. it's for people who already use computers, know what they're doing, and think that linux is TOO HARD for them. i want them to just consider that there are alternatives to the windows nightmare.

      maybe they'll use it as a coaster or throw it on the fire, but maybe they'll MISS and it'll land in the drive, or give it away, or to their kids.

      now... i have some work to do, Christmas is only a month away. he he.

      awwww crap. now i can't moderate.

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    67. Re:Stuff it with games by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Its akin to sending out anti-war pamplets or condoms with your Christmas cards. It is such a strong non-holiday message.

      Oh for chrissakes, it's not even in the same league! On one hand, with the antiwar pamphlet you're making a very pointed political statement, on the other, you're saying "here's some free shit, have fun!". Next you'll tell me that someone including a $1 scratch and win with their Christmas cards is forcefeeding people gambling...

    68. Re:Stuff it with games by F7F7NoYes · · Score: 0

      Actually Lois, we call you people "Normies"

    69. Re:Stuff it with games by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      That's news to me, as there's an ISO Recorder XP PowerToy...

    70. Re:Stuff it with games by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Sound card: not THAT hard - most everything is compatible
      Printer: If it's an HP or an Epson, great. If not, hit or miss.
      Modem: Forget it. Modem support on Linux is appalling (granted, not Linux devels faults, it's the modem manufacturers fault).

    71. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have quite the few relatives using dial up connections, If I was to put a CD in Xmas cards, I think it would contain the lastest OpenOffice, GAIM (with Medium Specific theme), Gimp, Inkscape Firefox, Thunderbird, and Sunbird for MS.

      Throw in adblock, flashblock, imagezoom, textzoom, compact menu, download statusbar, foxytunes, and foxyvoice extensions, plus the Noia 2.0 theme for the total experience.

      Not to forget clamwin, important on MS products, which, well, most of my family uses.

      That's what; about the equilivent of $1000 in commerical software? Not to bad.

      Did I miss any?

    72. Re:Stuff it with games by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      And thats news to me! Touché!! ;-D

      That does kind of leave all non-XP users out in the cold though. Oh, and XP users who haven't discovered that PowerToy (myself included).

    73. Re:Stuff it with games by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      What sad times we live in. I do remember 'scrapbooking.' A friend still cherishes one he recieved years ago. And I once recieved a casette tape of songs recorded off the radio...but they had all been chosen just for me. It was a wonderfully personal gift.

      What a shame that marketing droids have convinced us all that unless we pull out the credit card, the gift has little value, and the practice is considered "...in poor and dated fashion."

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    74. Re:Stuff it with games by Technician · · Score: 1

      Sound card: not THAT hard - most everything is compatible


      Unless you are doing a laptop..

      I've tried 4 distro's. None work with my laptop. Just stuffing in a compatible sound card is not an option.

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    75. Re:Stuff it with games by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Hmm... there are USB soundcards...

      However, what model is your laptop, and what soundcard does it have?

    76. Re:Stuff it with games by Technician · · Score: 1

      That's fine, but my old CTX 700 series doesn't have a USB port.

      It's an old Pentium 200 Win 95 laptop. I don't want to toss it. I keep putting 95 back on it. I use it for GPS and MIDI and an ocasional lan party server. It has real serial, parallel, and joystick ports with a real MPU-401 interface. Many new laptops are missing these ports. Most missed is the MPU and real RS232 ports. Eventualy I want to use it for a riggers lighting console using Art-Lan drivers to use DMX over Ethernet.

      Instead of USB, I perfer to use Ethernet for printer connections.

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    77. Re:Stuff it with games by magfrump · · Score: 1

      I don't know for sure of Knoppix on dial-up specifically, which would probably be the situation for many people, but the Gentoo live-cd has automatically detected and set up networking every time I've used it on a networked box.

      I would imagine that one thing that might be important is to include an autorun with an html readme to explain how to boot from the CD, and how to set up a dial-up connection in Knoppix. But I doubt there would be many problems with networking.

    78. Re:Stuff it with games by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      How good is Knoppix at detecting and setting up the network card and drivers?
      Don't know if it sets them up automatically (not sure if I'd necessarily want that), but it seems to detect them fine. Indeed, it's generally better at detecting hardware (including the display) than other distros I've tried such as RH7 - 8, & Mandrake 9.
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    79. Re:Stuff it with games by Rotund+Prickpull · · Score: 0

      No, those are retarded people. I suppose they seem normal to some people, though.

    80. Re:Stuff it with games by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      there's an ISO Recorder XP PowerToy...
      Link to ISO Recorder. It looks like this is a tool formerly included in the "official" PowerToys set which has now been removed and supported by the original developer. The current MS PowerToys are here.
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    81. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness we don't have five and a quarter's standard. I lost doom2 that way. Needless to say, the "friend" who did that isn't anymore.

    82. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should give them "The Real Scoop" 'kay bad joke

  2. sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can see why you have no friends.

  3. FP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And K(/G)noppix would be the best in my opinion as it is built for this sort of thing whereas most other LiveCDs are meant as installation environments or quick demos of the final installed-to-disk version.

  4. best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    windows-xp-professional-with-keygen.iso

    1. Re:best? by sheddd · · Score: 1

      You forgot... need a corporate edition cd and then use you keygen to get volume licensing code and then you got a good present! Even better if you burn the key on the disc! (No reg required w/volume licensing keys)

    2. Re:best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's a great way to encourage The Man that DRM and copy protection aren't necessary. Thanks very much.

    3. Re:best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, I would hate someone forever if they gave me that. Blech! How friggin un-imaginative, and not nearly as fun or usefull in this context as a live linux cd. Lets see, here's my mom. My mom knows nothing about computers other than you turn them on and you can play solitaire. XP=having to know how to backup a system (well, I guess that could be optional as I never hear of a win user that actually remembers such things as backups) and install an OS (not gonna happen). Knoppix (insert your flavor of choice) = put the cd in the drive, reboot and play around (likely scenario). Huge difference.

    4. Re:best? by magfrump · · Score: 1

      yeah, windows xp...
      except that it's unreliable, has VERY LITTLE software in the base install, takes a long time during which nothing can be done, is extremely unstable until updated, and extremely slow on older systems.
      Not exactly the eye-candy one would be looking for in a christmas card (or possible stocking-stuffer for geeks)

  5. Mandrake by truz24 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mandrake has a live cd, and seems to be the best solution for a beginner. I have converted several people to Mandrake and they all seem to be happy with their solution

    1. Re:Mandrake by bogaboga · · Score: 1
      Did you try MEPIS? I believe you will not look at Mandrake again once you test drive MEPIS.

      Cb..

    2. Re:Mandrake by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 4, Informative

      I wish I could second this (I rather liked Mandrake during the late 8.x and 0.x series), but Mandrake's live cd has failed to work on both systems I've tried it on.
      I went throught this before with, IIRC, mandrake 6.x series and 7.x.
      This time I suspect it doesn't like my video card* (can't find screen when trying to start X), but with the earlier distro's I would always get a divide by 0 error, and that on four or five machines in a row.
      It seems odd they have so much trouble with building a bootloader/installer that can't recover from such errors, in the first case div by zero is simply a very bad sign, and in the second shouldn't it switch to generic vga or even text mode?
      My current video card is a Radeon AIW-9600 and was used on both systems as the second try occured after a significant upgrade (new mb,ram,case optical drives and floppy+media reader only hd's,video,audio and powersuply were kept), given the issues surrounding drivers on any recent video card (especialy radeons) it doesn't suprise me X had issues, it does suprise me mandrake didn't think of it.
      Well I still have the old mb (nforce2) and case and can probably borrow my brother old nvidia card so I'll likely try again when I turn that into a backup system.
      Though if anyone knows how to get it working on my curent system (A8V delux asus mb, 1G ram, Atholon64 3500+, SB Live platinum, and Radeon AIW-9600) I'd listen. but this is someone elses ask slashdot, and to be honest I didn't really dig or try much beyond booting the livecd and watching it crash.

      Mycroft

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    3. Re:Mandrake by npistentis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Suse also ships with a live CD, which ran great on my machine- I'd recommend it, as the only thing it didnt pick up automagically was my wifi card

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    4. Re:Mandrake by flyneye · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mandrake is nice for beginners,I didn't have much luck mounting disks,tho.
      Legoknoppix seems Christmasy because of the Obvious lego theme.
      Knoppix runs the best.
      Dyne:bolic for the multimedia heads(especially if they can put it on more than one machine on the network for sharing processors)
      PCconsole linux would be good as its full of games but a little buggy.
      Morphix gamer would be not bad too.
      ok just my experienced opinions not a final edict.

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    5. Re:Mandrake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right now, I don't know of a Live CD distro of Linux that supports 64-bit processors. I know for certain that Mandrake Move does not. That could be the root of your problem.

    6. Re:Mandrake by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...AIW acards have zero support for the most part in the linux sphere, that also could be part of it. Seems this is strike two :/

      Sera

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    7. Re:Mandrake by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I can understand not getting the AIW functions or 3d accel to work properly, my beef is with it not working at all in beyond basic mode and just bombing out because of it. If a windows installer can work fine starting out with just vga graphics, why can't Mandrake pull it off.
      It just seems like they are making assumptions they shouldn't be from the get go. Which is bad since the 8.x and 9.0 had NO problem with my old AIWRadeon for basic graphics support (up to 1024x768 at 32bit that I remember).
      The boot system should have a more gracefull handling of X not comming up rather than just shutting down, such as switching to a text mode system to allow you to try and find workable setting or even point it at a driver if you should have one.

      Mycroft

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    8. Re:Mandrake by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      AMD64 works just fine as a x86 32bit processor and requires nothing to be done to work as such, so this is a non-issue. Especially since it's X bailing because it 'can't find any screens'.

      Mycroft

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    9. Re:Mandrake by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      BTW &FWIW it also failed to boot on a sytem running an Athalon xp 2600+, which lacks the 64bit functionality of the A64 system.

      Mycroft

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    10. Re:Mandrake by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Odd, I have a machine with a AIW 7500 and knoppix boots and runs just fine on it, we even installed SuSE and it ran flawlessly. It would seem that this is a Mandrake issue after all.

      Most times I have had X bomb on me it has allowed me some sort of a shell. Hmmm...I don't know what to tell you, other than to file a bug report. Sorry , wish I could be of more help.

      Sera

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    11. Re:Mandrake by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Thanks anyway though. What happens is when I try to boot from the live cd it starts a fairly normal looking Linux boot, then bails with '...process ended abnormaly with message "no screens found"' followed by fairly standard shutdown messages.
      The AIW I had was the one before 7500 just plain radeonAIW (7000 I believe, but it was sold and marketed as just ATI All-In-Wonder Radeon).

      Mycroft

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    12. Re:Mandrake by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      When I go into work on monday I will try out the Mandrake bootable and see what I get.I can post to you all of the relevent info (MoBo, etc) and see what you think. This thread may close by then so I will give you my email. Seraphim_72(*no_sssspa*m*)@yahoo.com email me and let me know what I can do - hey maybe I *can* help :)

      Sera

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    13. Re:Mandrake by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Apreciate any clues to make it work. I'm considering checking to see if the install disk can boot, it's possible the live cd is a bit trimmed down as it's labled 'move 1.0 installation cd download edition'.
      At least I think the first of the other two cd's is a bootable install disk, it's called 'installation desktop cd 1(x86)'
      FWIW I'm running an ASUS A8V Delux with an Athalon64-1500, 1 gig pc3200mem (twox512M), and an AIW Radeon 9600. both optical drives are lite-on dvd burners, one is a dual layer, both on the second ata/ide port and the two hard drives are on the first ata/ide port.
      My email is Mycroft1[place the apropriate symbol here]mindspring[dot here]com
      By any chance you work for, or othewise have somthing to do with developement, Mandrake or it's intaller,boot? just curious because of the 'at work' context. Of your message.
      Worst case senario I intend to eventually (by xmass) have a dedicated linux box based around my old nforce2 MB(AOpen ak97d IIRC). Main reason for buying the cheap box of mandrake was to get a feel for what they've done in the last 8-12 months. That that's all that's readily available around here other than $100 versions of suse and red hat, and the suse being an old version probably as the same 3 boxes have been on the shelf for about a year now.
      Thanks again.

      Mycroft

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  6. simplyMEPIS by asmdsr · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.mepis.org

  7. other alternatives to Live CDs by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd skip the Linux live CD and give a charitable donation to The Human Fund instead. It's much more meaningful.

    1. Re:other alternatives to Live CDs by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I can remember anxiously opening up a card from a relative when I was younger. This Aunt was always good for a check for $20. What do I find but a card that says she donated to some charity in my name. Not sure if meaningful was the word that sprung to mind.

    2. Re:other alternatives to Live CDs by zarkzervo · · Score: 1
      "I'd skip the Linux live CD and give a charitable donation to The Human Fund instead."

      Don't tell me that in addition to sending 20 or so christmas carsds to people, you also donate money in their name? He is not giving these cd's as christmas present.

      I would be rather puzzled if I got a card saying: "Merry christmas! I've donated half a buck to charity in your name."

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    3. Re:other alternatives to Live CDs by Spoing · · Score: 1

      Er...why is this post marked insightful? Funny, yep, insightful...no no no no no.

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    4. Re:other alternatives to Live CDs by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Er... The ways of Slashdot moderators are mysterious.

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    5. Re:other alternatives to Live CDs by Spoing · · Score: 1
      Er... The ways of Slashdot moderators are mysterious.

      I'm thinking chicken bones and chanting must be involved.

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  8. Think Again by comwiz56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

    I would suggest pulling some of your more technically inclined relatives/friends aside, and just show them Linux running on your machine.

    1. Re:Think Again by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

      I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

      They already know I post on slashdot.

    2. Re:Think Again by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, it seems to me like it all depends.... I've had several relatives and family friends ask me quite a bit about "that whole Linux thing", pretty much out of the blue, after they realized I'm still working in the computer industry.

      There's a fair bit of curiousity out there from people who've heard about these cheaper/free alternatives to Windows for their computers. Something they can run as easily as sticking a disc in a drive might be just the thing for them to take a first-hand peek at it.

      Much really depends on how many of your family members/relatives already enjoy using a computer. In my direct family, practically nobody does. My mother uses the same PC I put together for her and gave her as an Xmas gift about 6 years ago - and she still struggles to remember exactly how she's supposed to check her email, print it out, and write replies to people. Honestly, she just hasn't been willing to put in the time it would take to get comfortable with using the few programs she wants to use.

    3. Re:Think Again by shadowmas · · Score: 1

      so how many ppl are u going to be employing for customer support on christmas morning. :)

      "Hello, Ohhh hi aunt may. merry christmas to you too."
      "what the cd doesnt boot.. ohh ok lets see now...."

    4. Re:Think Again by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

      Seriously ... this reminds me of people who push their favorite book on everyone as a "gift," and then constantly harass them if they haven't read it yet. Rule of thumb: any gift that requires less effort to give than to receive isn't much of a gift at all.

      Cheers,
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    5. Re:Think Again by Tough+Love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

      I have done it, I am a nerd, and the gift was greatfully received, not to mention put to good use.

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    6. Re:Think Again by fireboy1919 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the poster is talking about sending it along with cards.

      So this isn't something you give out to your close friends and family. This is a gift you give out to people you just know well enough for a card.

      It does have a message with it. It subtley indicates that the sender knows something about Linux and wants other people to as well.

      If you want to make a living in Linux, think of it as a form of networking (the human kind, not the computer kind).

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    7. Re:Think Again by comwiz56 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "(the human kind, not the computer kind)"

      ^^^ thats just more proof to my case

    8. Re:Think Again by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Funny

      About 11 years ago, I got so sick of my relatives getting me clothes for Christmas that I declared that if anyone every got me clothes again, I'd reward when with an NRA membership next Christmas.

      I have a family full of Democrats, I never got clothes from them again.

      LK

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    9. Re:Think Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a Democrat who hunts...
      Can I have your address? I have a lovely cardigan that you *must* see.

    10. Re:Think Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he should give something less overtly political, like a gift certificate to an abortion clinic.

    11. Re:Think Again by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      Seriously ... this reminds me of people who push their favorite book on everyone as a "gift," and then constantly harass them if they haven't read it yet.

      Who, like the Gideons?

      P.S.: j/k, i'm actually a christian, etc

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    12. Re:Think Again by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Giving a linux disk to a family/friend newbie isn't more giving than receiving?

      Come on, now. Have you actually done this? :)

      Remember - THEY KNOW HOW TO FIND YOU ;-D

      Sigh. :)

      SB

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    13. Re:Think Again by srand · · Score: 2, Funny

      It subtley indicates that the sender knows something about Linux and wants other people to as well. If that's your idea of subtle, I would...oh never mind. Just give a stuffed penguin instead. If you want people to learn something from your gift...that's too much pressure to be putting on a friend for Christmas. It's like handing out copies of The Writings of Malcolm X as stocking stuffers.
      "Hey Bob...did ya try out the new CD? Pretty cool desktop, huh?"
      "Ummm...no. I, um...uhhhh,...."
      "WHY NOT?"
      "I don't know....Windows is just so much easier. I couldn't figure out how to make Linux recognize my flash drive, and Windows just detects it automatically, and...."
      "WINDOWS?!?! Flash drive! That's so EASY! You should have CALLED ME!"

    14. Re:Think Again by Lurking_Linux_User · · Score: 1

      That's how i got started in Linux, my mom got me a boxed Set at a Computer store in Kansas city for a birthday present. it was a Red Hat distro i think it was like 5 or 6 all i know is it sure beat the hell out of Windows 98 SE !, so i would say that if you know for sure someone would like to try it, i would go with a boxed set vs a downloaded personal edition because the boxed set looks and feels more like somthing they would equate with the term "OS" as they know it. (I.e Box+manual+CDrom = Real OS) even though the download is the same in terms of it being Linux the download is usually short certian comercial drivers and other things here and there that boxed sets already have included with them. But that is just my thoughts on the matter, whatever you decide i hope it goe's well for you. Scincerly Russell Morton

    15. Re:Think Again by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 1

      Rule of thumb: any gift that requires less effort to give than to receive isn't much of a gift at all.

      The first computer I had was a joint Christmas-birthday-&-money-earned-on-paper-rou nd gift. It was an Acorn Atom built from a kit. It didn't work first time and I had to send it back to Acorn for them to bail me out of my bad soldering.

      I think my Dad had a much easier time presenting me with this gift than I had getting the thing to work. And it was several months late arriving!

    16. Re:Think Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..... not much effort until the phone starts ringing with tech support phone calls from people who didn't used to bother him with their computer problems.

    17. Re:Think Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's got to be the worst rule of thumb I've ever heard. Counter-examples:
      (1) My TI-89 calculator. GAH I hatelove that thing.
      (2) My bicycle. Way easier to carry it out of the store than work out on it for an hour.
      (3) (when I was a kid .. ok maybe now too =) LEGOS!
      (4) Hand/Power tools
      (5) Most video games
      (6) And the list goes on ....

      Granted a Linux Live CD is a bit nerdier than something I'd give as a gift/card pack-in, but if you've got nerdy friends, maybe it's just the ticket. In general, though, anyone nerdy enough to truly appreciate such a CD probably already knows about it.

      BTW - Best "WOW" - demonstrate (but probably don't *give*) one of those distros that can pretty much automatically remove/change Windows passwords; that even blew me away the first time I saw it.

    18. Re:Think Again by pretentiousPPC · · Score: 1

      My Dad is a Rush listening, Fox News watching, God-fearing Republican, as are all my brothers and sister, all from dark red states (Indiana, Texas, and Colorado).
      During this pass election my father and I got into an argument from him sending out all these pro-Bush mass-emails.

      Boy I hope my they enjoy their contributions to the ACLU.

      --
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    19. Re:Think Again by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Seriously ... this reminds me of people who push their favorite book on everyone as a "gift," and then constantly harass them if they haven't read it yet

      Reminds me of a true story. A colleague went to a dinner party given by a very famous author. At the end the author gave out a generous gift to all: copies of his latest best-seller.

      What an Ego.

    20. Re:Think Again by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

      The big problem with linux is overall compatibility.Let's be honest,,,as a webmail/proxy or even a firewall server without any cute desktop,,it's very powerfull..but for the home user and workplace,,,forget it,,,you'd have to begin a new company with employees that never used windows and then,,maybe then would you have a native linux environment,,but then again the company would go under paying a linux administrator.

    21. Re:Think Again by CrkHead · · Score: 1
      Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

      Seriously, if people don't already think I'm a fanatic or a total nerd I don't know them well enough for them to be on my Christmas list.

    22. Re:Think Again by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Ahhh. But you post on /., therefore, by definition, you are obviously smarter than the average person.

      Your average joe six-pack would totally freak out at the though of doing ANTHING to his hard drive ("what is a 'partition?'"). But I must admit that a boxed distro would be a nice gift for the up-and-coming geek in the family. But if you have one in your family, you already know who they are.

      PS: There is also a HUGE cost difference between a boxed vs. a download version. A boxed distro is good for a "main" present for a close relative.

      Now to chage gears...

      If anybody knows of a distro which fully supports the nForce 3 250Gb (including built-in NIC) AND cand handle a SoundBlaster Audigy 2 ZS, I would LOVE to know about it. I am not very skilled at Linux, and woudl have trouble re-compiling a a kernel.

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    23. Re:Think Again by Hatta · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      As a Democrat who hunts...

      Sure, because when the founding fathers wrote "A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State", they really meant to say "Weekend hunting trips being necessary for the recreation of men". The 2nd amendment is to protect the right of revolution.

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    24. Re:Think Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Rule of thumb: any gift that requires less effort to give than to receive isn't much of a gift at all.

      That's not very ambitious of you. So I take it you wouldn't like a Lego MindStorm kit?

      A good gift can very well require much effort on behalf of the receiver. However, I do agree with previous posts that you should carefully select those you send a Linux CD to, not everybody will be as impressed as /. readers.

    25. Re:Think Again by dargaud · · Score: 1
      I got so sick of my relatives getting me clothes [...]

      If I did that, I would end up naked after the latest batch gets holed up too much...

      --
      Non-Linux Penguins ?
    26. Re:Think Again by Kehvarl · · Score: 0

      so, does that mean you're in? there's a meeting tonight at... hold on while I get the door.

    27. Re:Think Again by yakovlev · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      NOTE: I am NOT a gun activist, but I am generally for a restrictive(to the government) constitutional interpretation.

      I agree, one of the implied reasons for the 2nd amendment is to protect the right of revolution. "Security of a free state" was probably chosen over "defense of a free state" because they also wanted to protect the free state from the government that might rule over it.

      The problem is, the US government has already basically prevented revolution. It would require private citizens to own major military aircraft and probably also nuclear weapons for the US government to be under any credible threat from the citizenry. Is this really something you're advocating? (I'm ignoring the chance of a military coup, which is still a fight between the powerful, and not a revolution by the people.)

      Now, if we assume that they only meant security in the traditional sense, there are still good reasons to allow citizens to carry guns. Domestic police are private citizens, and are a good example. Another good example is self-defense (which is a good enough reason to qualify for a right important enough to be codified in a constitutional amendment.)

    28. Re:Think Again by og_sh0x · · Score: 1

      This isn't about simply forcing people to use Linux. I've been considering giving some of these out for Christmas myself. You think of it as: "Hey! Want to defeat the evil Microsoft Empire and join the Linux Nazi revolution today! Just stick this CD-ROM in your computer and drink the enclosed packet of Kool-Aid!"

      What it really is is:

      "Hey! Would you like to be able to surf the Web without worrying about your computer crashing or not having the latest updates or having your personal files stolen or.... .... .... Then stick in this CD when you want to use the Internet hassle-free. Reboot when you want to get back to Windows."

      ... Then this part you mumble under your breath...

      "(Then maybe I can go an entire year without having to come over to your house and fix your computer.)"

    29. Re:Think Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just show them Linux running on your machine

      Of course, after attaching the appropriate price tag and terms and conditions where applicable...

    30. Re:Think Again by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      So don't give them a "Linux LiveCD" give them a completely self-contained software environment on a CD.

      Include on it OO.o, tuxracer, Frozen Bubble, a bunch of card games, firefox, gaim, kde, gnumeric, and all the k* applications, and one of the several 'accounting' programs (I don't know what they're called, but I recall seeing them). Have it run no services, and be fully firewalled, so that it could be used on a network-connected system safely.

      Then, write a note with the CD and say, "If you like this and want to use it instead of Windows, I will routinely mail you an updated version. Let me know if there's any task that you can't perform with the included software which you want or need." That'd work well for people that routinely ask you for tech support, I think - at least to some degree.

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    31. Re:Think Again by Barney · · Score: 1

      The parent to this made the observation that whether people would like a Live CD depends on who they are.

      In light of that, I would like to add my voice against the tide of the "don't do that, it's stupid" comments.

      The question wasn't:
      "Should I send a Live CD with my Christmas cards?"
      "Are my friends going to appreciate a Live CD?"
      "What are alternatives to sending a Live CD?"

      Let's let trustedserf, who probably knows the people on his/her Christmas list better than we do, make the call of what to do for Christmas, and stick to offering some useful comment on the various distros out there.

      I lurked through these posts because my mom's computer is in the shop because it collapsed under the weight of virii and spyware, so she'd appreciate a CD that let her surf and/or recover data when Windows is conked out. I didn't expect I'd be wading through a lot of comments from people pretending to know trustedserf's friends better than he/she does.

    32. Re:Think Again by magfrump · · Score: 1

      pssst...
      hey, man, a linux live CD (in many cases, such as Knoppix, albeit not in such cases as gentoo) *is* a self-contained environment on a CD. Knoppix includes KDE, mozilla, OO.o, card games, and tetris (sorry, netris), and probably most of the programs you referred to.

  9. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    this is the dumbest thing i have ever heard of.

    1. Re:Wow by Xshare · · Score: 2, Informative

      He never said it was his gift, just that he was including it in his cards.

    2. Re:Wow by MeanMF · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't give people these discs, unless everyone in your family is a geek no one will even use it or know what to do with it.

      ...and the ones that are geeks will already know where to get it if they want it.

    3. Re:Wow by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      I'm thinking if he sends this out, he's going to have to send instructions for booting the discs as "Season's Greetings" :

      If you've got a Phoenix BIOS:

      Hit Delete...

      If you've got a Dell system:

      Hit F2, or maybe Delete...

      etc...

      This would be a really neat idea if everyone was interested in this. I just taught my mom the difference between right- and left-clicking; there's no way I'm going to get her to be able to boot into Knoppix and tell it to use the right screen resolution she's used to...

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  10. you must be the tech guy in your family by terrymaster69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My family wouldn't know what "boot from this cd" means. Good luck!

    1. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Know what you mean. I don't think non-techies are going to be particularly impressed. I left a Knoppix CD in the girlfriend's computer once and the next time it booted up it just confused her. That version had some wierd defaults like Konqueror prompting to accept cookies (why on a liveCD distro?!?). Still might be a good idea for a temporary rescue CD like when Windows gets hosed by a virus and they just need to surf the web.

    2. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, and consider how incredibly slow these things run -- well, slow on the latest hardware, and slower than slow on somewhat older hardware. They're just going to think, "Oh yeah, Linux, I tried that, and it was slower than snail poop."

    3. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by ampathee · · Score: 1

      Do they know what "put this cd in the drive and restart your computer" means?

      I think if this were set up to be simple and fun, and sent only to people who might have an interest, then it would work quite well.

      Just fill it with games and shiny things, and make it clear that it doesn't do anything permanent to the victim's pc.

    4. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      victim?

    5. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and consider how incredibly slow these things run -- well, slow on the latest hardware, and slower than slow on somewhat older hardware.

      That's true. But only because OS boot CDs aren't commonly user territory in the Windows world. If Windows was also distributed as a demo bootCD that tried to load the entire GUI, it'd be just as slow. Perhaps slower. (I've never really understood why Microsoft hasn't tried that approach yet)

      A liveCD distro that can create and boot a file image on a FAT filesystem - like Knoppix, DSL and others can - can run nearly as fast as if it had it's own partition. But that brings up licensing issues :)

      Meh, I'm really too tired to get into this tonite.

      SB

      --
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    6. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by Ratbert42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only way I could get any of my in-laws to run it would be to send it to them in a fake email that says they need to run it to secure their bank account password.

    7. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Knoppix can be pretty fast if you have enough RAM that applications get cached. And if you have 1 GB+ of RAM you can cache the entire OS! Loading Gimp 2.0 in < 1 second is sweet..

    8. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by ESqVIP · · Score: 1

      "Oh, thanks, Jimmy, you're so sweet! The funniest thing is that just by this morning I got an e-mail from our bank telling us to get this CD and run it to follow the new security directives! This gift was so on time!"

    9. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I tried that, and it was slower than snail poop.

      Now I'm curious. What's the ground speed of snail poop? And is there a difference between african and european snail poop?

    10. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by Politburo · · Score: 1

      If Windows was also distributed as a demo bootCD that tried to load the entire GUI, it'd be just as slow. Perhaps slower. (I've never really understood why Microsoft hasn't tried that approach yet)

      Because they don't need to. Windows is already installed on, what, 95% of new machines? Windows install CDs will boot you into the installer, but that's different. They really don't need a live CD for demo purposes. Now, if they made one for fixing spyware, etc., that would be nice.

  11. Mepis by Kyouryuu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mepis Linux is another good choice. It's also very easy to install to the hard drive if they are impressed with the LiveCD version. It's also just one CD. http://www.mepis.org

    1. Re:Mepis by madstork2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mepid is an EXCELLENT CHOICE. What sets it apart is it includes a ton of hard to configure browser plugins. It is a pleasure to boot up and surf the web and see flash, java, etc and more out of the "box".

      It lets Linux users take for granted a lot of the things on the web that Windows users do. Which is important for something like this.

      MS2k

    2. Re:Mepis by artson · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mepis has my vote too. A Debian based distro and perfectly set up to install on the hard drive. I have only one quibble - I'd have preferred Firefox and Thunderbird rather than Mozilla and Mozilla Mail. Other than that, it's great.

      Recognized my sound card and modem
      Setup nicely with KPPP as a dialer
      Apt and Synaptic worked flawlessly
      Very nice installation with none of those useless flash-past-your-eyes messages about errors or problems (Ubuntu take note)
      As an aside, any distro that does this should present the user with a list of installation problems and e-mails to be sent to developers and put it on the desktop where they will see it immediately on initial login.
      It's a snappy performer on my old box - AMD K6-2 at 300 mhz, with 256 megs of ram and an elderly Tekram motherboard.

      --
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    3. Re:Mepis by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Got my vote! Installed it for the first time this week. Why can't all distro's do this? I would gut a lot of the apps in it, but at least they are decent apps! All the plugins are done, what more could you ask for? Mepis may very well represent a paradym shift in not only LiveCD's but distro's in general.

    4. Re:Mepis by tcassell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Been using Mepis since the October release and all the betas in between. I have yet to come across a problem with it. Overall, excellent!

    5. Re:Mepis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you know, Warren is planning on making Firefox the default browser in future releases, and replacing Mozilla mail with Thunderbird.

      I will note that the most recent Simply MEPIS release ( 2004.04 ) is missing Synaptic and uses Kpackage.

      je.saist
      http://www.mepislovers.com/guide

    6. Re:Mepis by DrSpirograph · · Score: 1

      I've just been trying some LiveCD's and wasn't that impressed with Mepis. For a multimedia CD you'd think it would do a better job at detecting video drivers, on a (somewhat old, but) relatively standard piece of office hardware and it by default booted into a mode that the monitor didn't support - forcing it into power savings mode.
      I had to play with the boot options to get it up.

      On the other hand the SUSE 9.2 KDE Live CD looks very impressive, takes around the same time as Windows 2000 to boot (yes CD access is a bit slower for desktop running as someone pointed out), but it basically looks like Windows - which is nice and familiar for a normal user - it has a pretty background with green grass, blue skies and water, and all the things they would want to use - Word Processor (Open Office), Mozilla and media players are there.

    7. Re:Mepis by Kyouryuu · · Score: 1
      I would agree with the first part, but a big question is how much of that is really the fault of Mepis? Most distros have issues with video drivers, particularly ATI. It's well known the many hoops you have to jump through to get any of ATI's proprietary drivers to work on Debian (Mepis, obviously, being Debian-based).

      Of course, what I find really mysterious is the test box ATI uses to evaluate its Linux support. If it doesn't work "out of the box" on Fedora, Mandrake, SuSE, Debian, or Mepis, just what the heck are they coding around? I used to think it was Red Hat-centric, but ever since Fedora Core 2, an arcane series of patches has been needed to make their drivers work. It's absolutely ridiculous and, to tell the truth, I place the blame squarely on ATI. If you can't be bothered to keep your miserable drivers halfway functional, release them to the open source community so it can get some real work done.

      Course, I know that's a pipe dream.

    8. Re:Mepis by artson · · Score: 1

      It's really not much of a quibble on my part, just that I prefer to fragment browsing and mail functions. The Debian software repository has recent copies of nearly everything anyway and it was dead simple to install what I wanted.

      It says on Slashdot that in the US, only twenty percent of internet users have broadband hookups, meaning that eighty percent of potential clients for any Linux distro will be using slow dial-ups. I'd imagine that with a few notable exceptions, it's the same or worse on the rest of the planet. This is not generally reflected in support efforts nor in the focus of reviewers, all of whom seem to access the internet through a network connection.

      In my opinion, Warren has already done a remarkable job of creating a usable Linux distribution. When the manager of such a project is examining goals, it would seem necessary to find properties, qualities and a philosophy that differentiates their effort from the rest of the distros out there. One focus might be initial installation and communication with the user.......

      Some software, such as FreeSBIE, LiveBSD and Windows, choose to hide details behind a splash screen. This tends to comfort new users so long as nothing goes wrong. Others just spew a running commentary of the process to video, which can raise feelings of vague disquiet to utter panic, depending on the user's experience. The developer needs to clarify purposes a bit, such as "what is my purpose in putting these messages on the screen?" If the purpose is to communicate useful information to the user, have I given the user a chance to read the message?

      At the end of the installation, the installation software needs to take stock of success. Does the user have a functioning mouse? How is their keyboard responding? Do they have access to the internet? If no NIC was found, do they have a modem? If they are accessing the internet with a modem, has an internet dialer been provided? Can the user speak the language (Farsi, Greek or English)? In most cases, it is at this point that the installation software falls on its face. It displays no intelligence, nor does it communicate with the user other than offering a tip of the day or somesuch. Many supposedly 'friendly' distributions miss this boat - Mandrake, Suse, Gnoppix, Ubuntu.

      Mepis hit a nice balance. It provided needful information and presented me with a usable system once installation was over. Still, I think the Mepis folks could focus on two areas - improve the installer from nice to superb, and adjust the user menus so that system configuration all happens from one place.

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  12. Linux for Xmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather get socks as a present

    1. Re:Linux for Xmas? by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

      The RFC, the server, or the client?

    2. Re:Linux for Xmas? by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1
      • I'd rather get socks as a present

      Not Winsocks, surely?

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  13. You're a geek, but it's a cool idea. by swankjesse · · Score: 1

    You're a geek, but it's a cool idea.

  14. If there's one thing I know... by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...it's that people hate to be converted and they hate to be preached to. If your friends aren't looking to change their OS then just forget your little crusade because all you're going to do is piss people off.

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    1. Re:If there's one thing I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it amusing that you're whining about preaching and converting, but your sig tells preaches to us. Support the first amendment by browsing at -1, eh? Screw you, I don't want to be converted.

    2. Re:If there's one thing I know... by Soko · · Score: 1

      Dude. Sounds like the live Linux CD is payback for my father in-law. Knoppix for him it is.

      Soko

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    3. Re:If there's one thing I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I read at -1 I saw nothing but racist or homophobic comments. The moderation system is a fairly crude but, nevertheless, somewhat effective meritocracy and I support it 100%. However it is slightly ironic that I'm posting this anonymously.

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    4. Re:If there's one thing I know... by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If your friends aren't looking to change their OS then just forget your little crusade because all you're going to do is piss people off.
      Not necessarily, it doesn't have to a big pro-Linux conversion exercise. It just needs to cater to each person's interests. Plenty of games for those who enjoy them. Or if you've got an aunt who's interested in family trees find some OS software she might like to try. It's a lot of work though.
    5. Re:If there's one thing I know... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      ...it's that people hate to be converted and they hate to be preached to. If your friends aren't looking to change their OS then just forget your little crusade because all you're going to do is piss people off.

      That's wrong, which I know from first-hand experience. Giving a CD you can just pop in and boot is far from preaching, on the contrary, it lets people satisfy their curiosity.

      I believe you are a astroturder.

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    6. Re:If there's one thing I know... by incom · · Score: 1

      Kinda like those annoying MSFT banner ads that have that anti-linux bar graph thing? I sure wish they'd stop preaching to me alright. But if a MSFT employee were to casuallly had out a free windows CD to me, I'd accept it no problems, it can atleast be used as a coaster or frisbee.

      --
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    7. Re:If there's one thing I know... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      If your friends aren't looking to change their OS then just forget your little crusade because all you're going to do is piss people off.

      Not sure what kind of friends you have, but my friends would simply say "No Thanks!"

    8. Re:If there's one thing I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all you're going to do is piss people off

      Well, what if that *were* the objective? I'd say, Mission accomplished! And move along.

    9. Re:If there's one thing I know... by mauddib~ · · Score: 1

      I don't think your statement is true for all people. Actually, most socialized people try to comprehend the reasons for you trying to convert them. Sometimes they do give a valueable answer and sometimes they do not. Generally, it is better to try than to give up before even doing something.

      It is with love as it is with religion and even Linux: give and do no expect something to return, it will if you do it out of passion.

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  15. what's linux? by Coneasfast · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am including a bootable Live Linux CD in many of my Christmas cards

    interesting choice, as i'm guessing at least half the people you send to don't even know what linux is. i'd like to know how this turns out :)

    also, my suggestion is you is to include some sort of leaflet into getting them started, do they even know how to boot a bootable CD? just thought i should point this out.

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    1. Re:what's linux? by penguin_asylum · · Score: 1

      it's also quite likely that, while screwing around in their BIOS, they'll mess something else up.

    2. Re:what's linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most bios's are preconfigured to boot from cd if there's anything bootable in there. Try again.

  16. Wow! by nighty5 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Its amazing how many stories are irrelevent on Slashdot and that even with powerful tools available http://www.google.com/ some people can't be bothered to look.

    1. Re:Wow! by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Clearly the poster knew that live cds were available, but he wanted a forum for which one would be best. Slashdot seems as good a place as any. There's Usenet as well, but it's not moderated, which makes it harder to find an answer and you end up reading a lot more trolls.

      It's also relevant because it's kind of a neat stocking stuffer idea. Incomparably nerdy, but still neat.

    2. Re:Wow! by nighty5 · · Score: 1

      the problem is, its not news worthy for the 500,000 users that browse the front page on a daily basis....

    3. Re:Wow! by ni5mo · · Score: 1

      Well you must have thought it newsworthy, otherwise why did you read down this far to post your comment!
      Most people just skip the irrelevent stories without reading all the comments :P

    4. Re:Wow! by madstork2000 · · Score: 1

      Some "Ask Slashdot" questions seem a little overly simple, but the point is not necessarily to get all the answers from the Slashdot crowd, we all know Giigle will always be a better tool for RAW info. The point of "Ask Slashdot" is to gather the opinions of peers about a subject that a lot of us may be also be interested in.

      I personally am getting a little tired of dismissing every question with a derogatory comment and a link to google.

  17. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, you didn't even get first post. And ff you actually got first post, you'd still be lame.

  18. GUI by pseinstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am not a linux guru but from the perspective of the average person go with something that has a simple GUI interface. All that fancy commandline stuff scares people.

  19. Maybe by DoctorMO · · Score: 1

    Are you going to raise the production value a little? get some of those spray on CD covers or what have ya's, gifts I find may look a bit cheap written in black marker.

    Although Linux is a very good idea, just some incentive.. maybe security or games...

    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Or you could use one of these.

  20. Set the Firefox default home page by xmas2003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Another nifty customization would be to set the Firefox Home Page to something personal and/or Christmas'ie so they are reminded again of your gift (cool idea) when they fire up the browser.

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    1. Re:Set the Firefox default home page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    2. Re:Set the Firefox default home page by boingyzain · · Score: 0

      I think a better homepage would be: http://www.whatacrappypresent.com/ More so for the URL than the actual content.

  21. Mepis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've had real good luck with Mepis. The book "Knoppix Hacks" has instructions for re-mastering Knoppix for a custom desktop. Morphix has instructions for remastering too. If anyone has an older PC, DamnSmallLinux (DSL) might be a better choice.

  22. My vote: by po_boy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Christmux.

    1. Re:My vote: by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Multiplexed Christmas?

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:My vote: by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Sorry, ChristBSD is far superior, and you'll be made to regret your poor choice when your gift-receivers realize what you've done.

    3. Re:My vote: by mobiGeek · · Score: 1
      ChristBSD is far superior
      Just curious...what's the mascot for this distro ;-)
      --

      ...Beware the IDEs of Microsoft...

    4. Re:My vote: by Kesh · · Score: 1
    5. Re:My vote: by Biomechanical · · Score: 2, Insightful
      [OT]

      ChristBSD is far superior

      Just curious...what's the mascot for this distro ;-)

      Buddy Christ obviously. :)

      [/OT]

      On topic, giving something new to someone is always nice, if they're generally interested in what you give them.

      I would think carefully about prior conversations about computing - if there were any - and whether or not the recipient of the card has ever expressed any interest in other Operating Systems, or has been using windows or mac os and said,
      `There must be something better than this.'

      I think the general idea of giving a CD, or mini-CD, of data in a card is a nifty idea, although I'd be careful of giving it to people who might think you're being cheap if you don't follow up with a gift - sometimes just a card is more appreciated than a card and an unwanted gift.

      You could give a short movie to people who're interested in things you've done, photos of your holidays to friends who're thinking about where to take their own holidays, and so on, tailoring the content to the recipient.

      I'm not sure which distribution you should use, but if I was going to give Linux on a bootable CD to people - who possibly have no real idea what it is or what makes it different to any other software on their computer - then I would systematically download a copy of each latest version of the major CD bootable distributions - or those popular with geeks - burn them to CD, and boot up with each one.

      I'd take careful note of each distribution's running performance, hardware detection, general "prettiness"*, and the last factor, how easy it is to install on a computer's hard drive - just in case someone really likes it.

      I wouldn't worry about too much about whether Gnome or KDE, Mozilla or Firefox, Open Office or Kwrite as deciding factors because if your friends haven't heard of Linux, or have but don't know anything about it, then how are they going to have a preference for one desktop or program over another?

      I'd worry instead about making it look as familiar as possible to their existing desktop, because nothing turns people off software more than having a basic affinity with one thing and then being forced to completely change how they do the same tasks, or perceiving they have to do something different.

      That makes it "too hard", and people will generally give up when they think something is "too hard". If they were the sort of person who encountered things that were "too hard" and said,
      `I can frigging do this!'
      Then they'd probably be geeks. :)

      * I'm presuming this is for non-geeks, where appearance is often just as important, if not more, than performance.

      --
      His name is Robert Paulsen...
    6. Re:My vote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about X-mas?

      (It's like X-window, but with so much more...)

  23. It is a DVD, but the new Suse 9.2 Live Eval... by bagboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    has a lot of punch... Firefox, Multimedia and easy set up....

  24. This may just be me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but if I got a fucking FREE OPERATING SYSTEM as a present I'd be pretty fucking pissed that I got you that new $300 PDA.

    1. Re:This may just be me... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Free? It's a $699 value.

  25. Windowsy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to sound lame, but you'll probably want this to be as windows-like as it can be... I'm assuming the people you're giving this to are windows kind of people so if nothing else you'll want this to be easy to figure out. Personally I find KDE a bit better in terms of GUI, as for the rest, it's very debatable. Though I sincerely doubt a there would be driver/hardware conflicts unless their computer is beyond ancient and was macguyvered out of sticks bubble gum and a light bulb

  26. Hope you include an explanation... by bdigit · · Score: 1

    Unless you will have alot of people going "WTF happened to windows!?!" "This asshole crashed my computer and now I have some foreign interface on it"

  27. Wow by Morgahastu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd hate to be a member of your family, worst gift ever.

    Honestly.

    Don't give people these discs, unless everyone in your family is a geek no one will even use it or know what to do with it.

    Most people who use Windows don't even know how to install that and that's really easy.

  28. For starters.. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    Don't use a cheap-o CD-R.. The price is low because the quality is low, do you want a low quality CD causing people to not switch?

    Which brings up the point: What makes you think that the people you send Christmas cards to want to switch from Windows?

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    Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
  29. PCLinuxOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Try PCLinuxOS. It's sort of like Mandrake, but cleaner looking.

    Of course, you'll want to load it with lots of games before sending it out.

  30. "WOW"! by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

    "Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."

    You mean as in: "WOW! I knew he was nerdy, but...just... WOW!!"?

    --
    - "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
  31. Linux or coal? by jazzman75 · · Score: 1

    Good lord man! Linux for Christmas? You might as well give them coal. One can at least safely burn coal and keep warm. ;) Interesting idea either way you look at it.

    1. Re:Linux or coal? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, what I'm thinking is that since a lot of people have numerous guests around during the holidays, if you have nice furniture these discs could make cool extra coasters to keep your relatives from sloshing their Scotch all over your new coffee table.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  32. BB demo by chendo · · Score: 1

    The aalib's bb demo makes me horny.

    Seriously, it's an awesome demo, especially when you tell them it's nothing but text.

    --
    Founder of Mirror Moon - Tsukihime Game Trans
  33. Mepis by gvc · · Score: 3, Informative
    I tried a bunch of live CDs on my Toshiba 5200 and none worked properly until I found Mepis and downloaded it. It worked perfectly - even the wireless. And installing to the hard drive was easy, too.

    Mepis is Debian based; much lower barrier to admission than other Debian distros.

  34. MEPIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mepis seems to be a hit and has easily identified my hardware in it's live CD form. And the bonus is they can install it from the live CD if they like it.

  35. Two Words by fsterman · · Score: 1

    Penguin Piercings Or maybe "Raver Penguin" Anyway, a real penguin with some glow sticks would rule. Think there is a Gov. grant for testing X on these somewhere?

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    Is there anything better than clicking through Microsoft ads on Slashdot?
  36. well.... by SkankinMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing says, 'I'm cheap' on Christmas like giving out burned CD's of free OS's! I bet you gave out bootable floppies of FreeDOS before you got a burner!

  37. Oooh, the card's heavy by spoco2 · · Score: 1

    "Excellent, a heavy card... might be some money or something in there... or maybe a cool music CD. Cool!"
    *rip, rip, fwiiip*
    "What the hell?"
    "LINUX! Oh for f*ck's sake!"

    "Why the hell would I want to put this on my machine? It's got what... like 18 games out for it? Can it play HL2? No... can it play Halo2? No... Does it really improve what I'm currently doing if I'm not a nerd? Not really."

    *throws it with the AOL CDs*

    * Note: I actually think the idea is fairly cool.... BUT only when sent to a very select group of people who will appreciate it, ie those who are already a bit tech savy.

    1. Re:Oooh, the card's heavy by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Can it play HL2? No

      not to be anal or ruin your post but HL2 is now playable on linux using transgaming's flavor of wine

      slashdot story here

      all the same, your point is prolly true....

      --
      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    2. Re:Oooh, the card's heavy by Osty · · Score: 1

      Note: I actually think the idea is fairly cool.... BUT only when sent to a very select group of people who will appreciate it, ie those who are already a bit tech savy.

      That same group of people are also the ones you've told over and over not to run things people send them (in email). If you got through to them, this disk will go right in the trash. They have no way of knowing what's on it without running it (which you told them is a Bad Thing (tm)).

    3. Re:Oooh, the card's heavy by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      I know that, but emulation is not an option... why would I put on an operating system that will run my games slower than if I just left it alone with XP?

      Frankly, I use Windows because it has games, Linux doesn't... until that changes, I will keep using Windows with all that entails.

      There's no point trying to force Linux on those who know no better, all you're doing is creating headaches.

      "Well, Bob, I gave you a great game for Christmas"
      "What? You can't use it... but you have windows don't you? No...? Oh"

      "Hey, I just got a great digital camera which comes with some cool digital editing software... oh, I can't load it on Linux"

      "Cool, I got a DVD burner and... oh, the software doesn't work"

      "Excellent I just got Lego Mindstorm... oh... I can't...

      You get the picture. It's fine for those who know what they're getting themselves into, but don't force it on people, you're creating unnessary pain.

    4. Re:Oooh, the card's heavy by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      wine isnt emulation (in fact it stands for Wine Is Not an Emulator), it is a re-implementation of the windows API on linux and it runs at completely native speeds. I use a number of games including the original half-life, diablo2, starcraft, etc under wine all the time without any difference in speed or performance between windows and linux.

      since wine is a developing product many applications still are not usable on it, but the list is growing everyday. You should check it out.

      but don't force it on people, you're creating unnessary pain.

      you're right and wrong at the same time. All the time my friends, peers, family, etc manage to cajole me into cleaning their computers of the assorted spyware, adware etc. If they would use linux it would save me a lot of pain (course then they'd be calling up all the time to figure out how to do something).

      as for the devices you named above, support has gotten monumentally better over the last couple years. I have a few different dvd burners and camera's lying around my house, many of which are non-names and yet they work perfectly fine (very often better'n windows) on my linux machines.

      anyway, while you're right that linux is not completely ready to take the average desktop gamer/user by storm, its not nearly as far from it as you suggest.

      --
      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    5. Re:Oooh, the card's heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If these are non-geeks we're talking about it might go more along the lines of "WOW! There's TEN different solitaire games on this thing!

  38. Be careful of wireless keyboards by IIskooterII · · Score: 1

    One thing to watch out for is wireless keyboards, i had a problem with getting Gnoppix to load correctly because i could not select any options on the config due to a USB keyboard, Logitech was the brand.

  39. Linux as a Christmas Gift? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what kind of friends you have, but if they're even remotely normal, they'll smile insincerely, thank you, then throw it out as soon as they get home, and probably call you a tightassed nerd.

    1. Re:Linux as a Christmas Gift? by HermanAB · · Score: 1
      Yeah, one should at least include a nice bottle of Scotch and Weinbrandbonen...

      The disc alone would be rather lame indeed.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
  40. you know it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NERD!!!!!111eleven

  41. MEPIS by bogaboga · · Score: 1
    I have not come across a better bootable Linux than MEPIS, http://mepis.org/. I was even able to listen to the BBC's .ram and .rm streams out of the box! I was also able to pick my favorite station that streams in Windows Media as well. No distro comes close, and its package handling and fonts are better than what most distros offer save for Linspire. And ohh...it's Debian based. Everyone should try MEPIS.

    Cb..

  42. Awesome! by czarangelus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just want to say that I think this is an awesome idea. I've been trying to convince my dad to switch to Linux for some time now- maybe I can guilt him into trying Linux out if I disguise it as a Christmas present!

    --
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    1. Re:Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A father's heart is broken as he realizes his son... will never know the love of a women.

  43. And the 2004 uber Dork award goes to... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is like a relative trying to convert you to Colgate from Crest....

    lame gift.

    Give em a linux powered media player or something useful...

    What about putting photos and music on it and use it as the card itself...

    1. Re:And the 2004 uber Dork award goes to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      What about putting photos and music on it and use it as the card itself...

      Ooh.... this guy deserves an insightful... The idea went from a lame-geek gift to a pretty cool idea.

      Make it auto-run a slide-show or video of friends/family/pr0n/whatever (depending on the audience), and it'd be a decent gift showing how Linux can do something.

    2. Re:And the 2004 uber Dork award goes to... by barc0001 · · Score: 0

      And you have how many tens of thousands of dollars set aside for your christmas card list this year?

      If you're that flush, I could use a "card"...

    3. Re:And the 2004 uber Dork award goes to... by mp3phish · · Score: 1

      I suppose you are going to pay for one of those for all the friends he was going to send just a card to?

      Please

      --
      Your ignorance is infinitely greater than you realize.
    4. Re:And the 2004 uber Dork award goes to... by ionpro · · Score: 1

      Actually, this happens to me every year. My uncle is the assistant vice president for human resources as Colgate-Palmolive, so he has his reasons :-)

    5. Re:And the 2004 uber Dork award goes to... by 74nova · · Score: 1

      be VERY careful not to mix up who you give them to...

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      use your turn signal! you people act like it's divulging information to the enemy
  44. Don't by Doodhwala · · Score: 1

    All right. So I am probably going to get modded down for this, but, thre are always better gifts than Linux CDs. However, if you really want something computer oriented, send out copies of Firefox.

  45. SuSE live cd distro by TwistedTR · · Score: 2, Informative

    SuSE Live CD. I've found it has better general hardware support (don't want it to coredump on someone) and the default program pack does a pretty good job.

  46. WHY GNOPPIX? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 1

    So you use KDE but 'naturally' you would choose GNOPPIX? Why not Knoppix?

    1. Re:WHY GNOPPIX? by jrcamp · · Score: 1

      Knoppix has a lot stuffed on it, but in my opinion it has a very unpolished feel to it. Things have weird names, odd looks, missing icons. I think people would come off with a better impression if he used Gnoppix.

    2. Re:WHY GNOPPIX? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 1

      The point still stands that 'naturally' doesn't fit well if the person is a KDE user. Knoppix is what would 'natually' follow, not gnoppix. :(

  47. Upgrade Path? by Vombatus · · Score: 1

    Why not go for Mandrake Move (assuming you do realise that most recipients will think you are nuts)?

    Then if they want to get the full experience, they can upgrade to a full hard disk based version of Mandrake?

    Just a thought

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  48. Open source on windows by CyberThalamus · · Score: 0

    It's a fine compromise. Put in firefox, openoffice, audacity (sound editor), gimp, latest Java. That's what I got on my (yes, Windows) box.

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    With the cyberthalamus, the singularity will happen.
  49. Ubuntu by tdc_vga · · Score: 1

    Definitely Ubuntu. Ubuntu Cheers, TdC_VgA

    1. Re:Ubuntu by Yankel · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu is a pretty good idea if you want something that's nice to look at and doesn't try to be everything for everybody. My favorite feature is no desktop icons by default - the drives and documents folder are accessible through the gnome "computer" menu. Looks a little "Mac"ish.

      You can also get the pressed CDs mailed to you for free at www.ubuntulinux.org. Each order gets a LiveCD and an Install CD. I'm hoping mine will arrive in time for the holidays.

      I think the key is to offer support for installation during a visit. Anybody can pop in the LiveCD, but no matter what distro you use, there's a little bit of tweaking involved to actually install it.

      Even on Ubuntu, I had to:
      - switch from totem gstreamer to totem xine
      - get rid of Evolution in favour of Thunderbird
      - install tuxpaint (for the kid) and bluefish (for me)
      - set it up to login automatically

      Ubuntu uses Gnome, however, if you prefer KDE, I've also heard good things about SimplyMEPIS. Never tried it myself.

      --
      --- Dan
  50. Why just christmas? by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 1
    If you apply yourself a little bit, you could be the next AOL.

    1.Start by sending Linux CD's to friends and family.
    2.Branch out to your whole town
    3.Now county level, then state, etc
    4.????
    5. pro^H^H^H declarw bankruptcy

    Okay, so maybe a few bugs to work out, but still, Rock On! great Idea

    Oh, and I would use Red Hat, so maybe you could get sued for some free publicity.

    --
    If you are one in a million, then there are six thousand people who are just like you.
    1. Re:Why just christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was a birthday party the other day and someone had given our friend a quartet of mix CD's

      Nice Gift

      Except for the first thing said by the same gift giver afterwards

      "Yeah, it was great I downloaded all the music for free, and burning c'd only takes a few minutes now...happy birthday"

      i only bring this up, as, back-in-the-day (tm) when you made a mix tape it was a sign of time spent, and much more thought put into the gift, now-a-days (tm) a mix CD seems to be the 'oh shot I forgot/am too cheap(or broke) gift" gift.

  51. Linux proselytizing by Ingolfke · · Score: 0, Troll

    Since you're all about spreading the good news of Linux to one and all make sure you include the tennants of this radical faith.

    As the disk starts, make sure there is screen that clearly states this is a Linux installation, not BSD, because BSD is dead and gone.

    When they login, ask them if they'd like a beowulf cluster of these... the only choice they should have is yes.

    Background picture on desktop is a bowl of hot grits.

    The first time they login they must choose between KDE or Gnome. Let them know they must choose wisely, or suffer the wrath of many a legion of nerds and geeks (don't tell them either choice offends the legion).

    After the Linux bootloaders starts up the real OS, make sure they know their running an Emacs box, and that has nothing to do with the six (vi) editor they've heard so much about.

  52. the real question is... by Fyre2012 · · Score: 0

    I've had great luck with MandrakeMove
    love the idea of sending the live cd with the card.
    the real question is whether having them use a live linux cd will reduce the ammount of in home tech support you'll be doing for your familie's new windows based computers,
    or
    just create the need for more house calls to learn the new system?
    in short... is livecd(headache;) less than or == windows(headache;) ??

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  53. *noppix or ubuntu by originaldexta · · Score: 1

    Gnoppix for Gnome
    Knoppix for KDE

    But why not give them ubuntu linux, if you got in earlier they would have sent you free pressed CD's.

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    KDE is windows for linux
    Gnome is what you wished windows would be

    1. Re:*noppix or ubuntu by rolfpal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ubuntu is the coolest for sure, although it has more hardware problems around ACPI than any other linux I've tried.

      --
      nothing is real
  54. Oh, jeez. by SamMichaels · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm jumping on the "this is dumb" bandwagon.

    Give them something useful like Firefox. Leave a note:

    1) Install
    2) Use for 7 days
    3) Send me a thank you card for saving you

  55. Morphix by quamaretto · · Score: 1

    The Morphix ISO's and derivatives are some of my favorite LiveCDs. I think my very favorite is GNUStep 0.5 because it is built on GNUStep; and because it has GRUB and parted and QTParted, even though the installer still uses cfdisk by default.

    Close second is Morphix LightGUI, an XFCE-based full desktop system, since it's only 200 MB. Unfortunately, the ISO builds are very seemingly outdated. (Firebird!)

    After that, I would probably go with plain old Knoppix, or maybe Gnoppix being a GNOME-ish person.

    --
    *is run over by rotten tomatoes*
  56. Getting People To Switch by nukem996 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would go with knoppix, KDE is much more windowizy and many windows users cannt even tell the difference. It is very user friendly and has alot of extra apps that are really usefull. If they finally decide to make the switch I would strong suggest Fedoria. Its very easy to install and update/maintain. The only thing I would suggest is for them to just burn all there files on a CD before installing. Anyway goodluck on your mission!

  57. There is a good point to be made from this by sllim · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The people that say that this smacks of conversion and fanaticalism are correct. I mean, put it in the xmas cards if you want, but don't get all upset if no one installs it.
    I mean seriously, how many people really want to think about OS's during Christmas?
    This is a better Halloween gift then anything. You can be that crazy old man that gives out Linux Distros instead of candy bars.

    On a serious note.
    This puts a thought in my head.

    I have pretty much 'zero' interest in running Linux thankyouverymuch.
    One of the reasons I don't desire to attempt it is because of the headache factor. Command line commands I don't know, drivers I don't know where to find, sound card that won't work.... blah, blah blah.

    All I know is that when I install windows it comes up as advertised.

    See, I think this guy is onto something. I just don't think he is thinking of the correct use for it.
    What about a seriously generic Linux distro where a newbie like myself could put it in his CD drive, it would boot into some sort of DOS like equivelant where it would ask some simple questions about partioning and formatting the drive, then 20 minutes later it would finish the install and boot me up to a GUI desktop with video drivers installed (well generic ones at least), sound drivers installed and firefox installed.

    I am not aware that such a creature exists. It probably does though. But that is one reason I haven't attempted it. I don't feel like taking on a learning curve that for me would start on the install. I can learn about dealing with drivers and command lines and such later. Just get me to a GUI desktop so I have some sort of baseline to work from.

    1. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by psych-major · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See my post below about Slax, it really works "out of the box" as advertised, automatically mounts any hard drives that it finds, and is REALLY easy to use. It's definitely a great way to kick the tires with Linux.

    2. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check out Ubuntu. From what I've heard (friend of mine tried it) install should be rather painless.

      Here's the Ubuntu About page for more info.

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    3. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are seriously behind the times with regard to the state of nearly all Linux distributions. Fedora 2, for starters, is at least as easy to install as windows, and likely much easier if you have hardware that windows doesn't bundle drivers for (oddball soundcard or video card...) yet someone has been kind enough to make an open-source variety.

      You Really ought to step out of the dark and at least try installing a linux distrubution. Start with Fedora, it works very well right after you install it. Seriously.

    4. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by LVWolfman · · Score: 1

      >>

      Sounds like my latest fresh install of Mandrake Linux 10.1 Official.

    5. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Informative

      The people that say that this smacks of conversion and fanaticalism are correct.

      See, given your comments below, that's why you need the CD.

      What about a seriously generic Linux distro where a newbie like myself could put it in his CD drive, it would boot into some sort of DOS like equivelant where it would ask some simple questions about partioning and formatting the drive, then 20 minutes later it would finish the install and boot me up to a GUI desktop with video drivers installed (well generic ones at least), sound drivers installed and firefox installed.

      I've got news for you, the CD's we are talking about here go way beyond that. It's basically just put it in your CD drive and 1 minute later it's up and running a full GUI with your browser connected to the internet and solitaire ready to play. Not to mention having a _full_ office suit ready to use.

      Still think it's not something you want to find in your XMas stocking?

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    6. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This linux distro that you wish existed is exactly what this whole thread is about. A live CD, like knoppix, you put in your CD drive, reboot, and magically you have a working copy of linux running with no need to configure anything!

      IT CANNOT GET EASIER!

      Even windows is more complicated to get running than knoppix.

    7. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Or maybe one that runs off the CD so doesn't format the hard drive when the unsuspecting user just clicks through the prompts.

    8. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate Windows as much as the next user, but you won't see me trashing my XP SP2 set up for a Linux distro. Based on how I use my PC, this is more than adequate for me.

      As of right now, no other distro out there can run my PC the way that I want it to / need it to be run given the current hardware setup. It isn't that my PC isn't set up properly, or that I'm using dated hardware/software - it is that Linux isn't a viable alternative yet for everyone.

      I played around with SUSE Linux and had no problem navagating the OS and was able to get my feet wet. However, when I found out that I would need to get another modem (I have a "winmodem") just to connect to the internet (or pay money for a so-so driver) I just saved myself the time and money and went back to Win XP.

      I haven't had any viruses (I use firewall, anti-virus, Spybot, Ad-Aware), blue screens, or hardware malfunctions in the past 6 months. (Since returning to Win XP fully)

      I don't know what 65% of the population does with its PC's, but it is high time you paid a little more attention to what you do on your computer.

    9. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://libreprojects.org/article.php3?id_article=1 3&lengua=en

      burn to cdr and answer a few simple questions while booting and boom you have debian (*nix) with gimp (gui) along with apache, php.. etc..

    10. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      This pretty much describes the situation if you install Fedora Core 3.

      I should point out that there are some caveats, as you'd expect. Not all hardware is supported directly out of the box, but quite a lot of it is. (If you have an NVidia card, sadly, you'll need five minutes of a Linux user's help to get hardware acceleration.)

      On the other hand, I happen to know from personal experience that this is just as true with Windows. I've put together a couple of computers now, and when you get cheap-ass components from China, sometimes you need to do a lot of searching on poorly-writted websites to find drivers to make the thing work. Frequently some random problem is only addressed in a single, obscure Usenet message and needs a driver update from a company that no longer exists. The tolerance to things just not working quite right simply appears to be higher among Windows users, perhaps because of lower expectations.

    11. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by GunJah · · Score: 1
    12. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by waferhead · · Score: 1

      "What about a seriously generic Linux distro where a newbie like myself could put it in his CD drive, it would boot into some sort of DOS like equivelant where it would ask some simple questions about partioning and formatting the drive..."

      You obviously haven't installed Linux in the last few years...(5?) Most of the distros install from a nice GUI, even in X.

      MEPIS is my choice BTW, HW detect works almost as well as Knoppix, but is actually REALLY installable, and upgradable as a Debian system.
      3D works as well.

      Knoppix installs work great at first, but things always go badly if you try to do a apt-get update//upgrade cycle.

    13. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      this isn't behind the times at all, I've installed Mandrake 10.0 , fedora core 1, core 2, and red hat 9.0(not in that order). There is nothing about installing linux that is as headache free as windows. I buy an average computer, I don't build it and have odd ball hardware. I still get problems recognizing monitors or getting the GUI to work properly. I still have mandrake 10.0 on my computer, just I haven't gotten around to it. Kudos for being the only distro so far that can work with my monitor from the outset.

      The problem isn't that linux isn't getting better or isn't great for most computers out there. The problems comes up when windows works smother with a lot more hardware. Yes, linux supports certain random bits of hardware that windows might not, but I have never run into a case of this happening.

      As for install, they are all simple to install unless you are allergic to computers(in which case, you couldn't install windows either). Mandrake was the best install in my opinion. More personalized.

    14. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      It's basically just put it in your CD drive and 1 minute later it's up and running a full GUI with your browser connected to the internet and solitaire ready to play. Not to mention having a _full_ office suit ready to use.

      But they already have that. A GUI they already know, already connected to the net, all the games in the world, real financial mangement (Quicken), etc, etc. What? A free office suite? Sure. OO.o comes in Windows flavors.

      What's the compelling reason to switch to Linux? No viruses? If they can't operate Windows well enough to not get a virus, they can't manage the little foibles inherent in Linux.

    15. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      What's the compelling reason to switch to Linux? No viruses? If they can't operate Windows well enough to not get a virus, they can't manage the little foibles inherent in Linux.

      Nobody can operate Windows well enough to not get a virus. Not if it's connected to the internet.

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    16. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

      Yes, no one gives a shit about these things when their existing OS runs them just fine. I'm all for converting the unwashed masses but not as a christmas gift. To most people learning a new OS (and if you don't think learning will be involved you're in denial) is not their idea of christmas fun. Yeesh.

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    17. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by jeffChuck · · Score: 1

      I am not aware that such a creature exists.

      Almost every mainstream Linux distro has an install process just a simple as you describe. Mandrake, Suse, and Fedora all have very simple graphic installers which require little knowledge of Linux or eevn computer in general to work your way through. Even Slackware has a fairly easy installer if you don't need to do any partitioning.

      Where things get complicated is with the "hadrcore" distros like Debian and Gentoo. These are the kind of things that nobody should touch unless they have good reason to and are highly motivated.

    18. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *posting from a Windows XP computer that has never had a virus, from a Windows 2k / XP network that has never had a virus in the approximately eight years it's been running*

      You, sir, discredit the open source movement with your fanaticism by making such outlandish statements. Linux is good, but Windows has its advantages, and to not recognize them is to turn people away from your argument.

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    19. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Grand+Facade · · Score: 1

      This distro already exists

      Novell linux finally got me over the initial hump of abandoning windows. My printer even works!!!!

      Firefox rocks, the only hurdle left is to get it to cognise my camera and I can dump windows for good!

      RickB

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    20. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how could a win 2k/ xp network be running for 8 years? did I fall asleep for 4 years again?

    21. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from a Windows 2k / XP network that has never had a virus in the approximately eight years it's been running

      Ummm.....what year was Win2k released? What year is it now?

    22. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by JadedLogik · · Score: 1

      yeah...I use windows for gaming and internet mostly...I recently installed fedora core 3 just to see how linux has changed over the years (last install of linux was some version of gentoo which was nice but a big pain to spend 3 days compiling everything, and before that it was something like redhat 5). Fedora core 3 was the most painless linux installation ever. Firefox, openoffice, games, and email to name a few keypoints were all available about 25 minutes from the time i stuffed the dvd in the drive. desktop worked, pretty login screen and all sorts of other goodies. Only thing i had to do was install a video player and nvidia drivers. I've started using linux almost exclusively since installing fc3 except when i feel like playing 3d pc games (ut2k4 runs under linux well enough for a bot match but it looks nicer and runs faster with dx9)

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    23. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      *posting from a Windows XP computer that has never had a virus, from a Windows 2k / XP network that has never had a virus in the approximately eight years it's been running*

      And why is anybody supposed to believe you, when Windows 2K hasn't been out anywhere near that long, let alone XP?

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    24. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm tempted to make that last sentence my sig.

    25. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the reasons I don't desire to attempt it is because of the headache factor. Command line commands I don't know, drivers I don't know where to find, sound card that won't work.... blah, blah blah.

      While I agree with the thought that the gift idea is lame, you sir should be banned from Slashdot for these comments alone, not to mention an earthlink email, why don't you just go back to AOL??? If you haven't ever used the RUN BUTTON IN WINDOWS(that is a command line you fuck, it's just one command at a time so schmucks like you don't get confused) installed new drivers for your video card, or used a SB LIVE then you have the right to say that. The only reason you installed your pirated version of windows was to play your pirated games. And actually try a LiveCD before you accuse it of not working or having issues you make up.

    26. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Jeff+Barron · · Score: 1

      Mandrake 10.1 Official does everything you mentioned including Firefox and fully working sound. It has a resize utility(built into the installer program) to allow you to resize your current partition making life a lot easier. I agree that older linux distros (like Red Hat 7, Suse 8.0 or previous) were more difficult to install than Windows but things have gotten a WHOLE LOT EASIER. Be sure the distro you use has a 2.6 kernel. I find that Linux is much faster and is a lot more "fun" than using Windows. http://www.mandrakelinux.com/ http://distrowatch.org/

    27. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this guy means a windows network that's been running for 8 years and is now running 2k/xp... please...

    28. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      I don't know what 65% of the population does with its PC's, but it is high time you paid a little more attention to what you do on your computer.

      What do the other 35% do with their computers?

    29. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Are we talking about the same Windows here? Last time I had to install windows for someone, it didn't evne have a generic ethernet driver to let me connect to the net to pull updates and the other necessary drivers. It was complete bullshit, and I took out knoppix which worked automagically. And window's does not work as advertised, I admin many windows computers and it definitly does not. Linux on the other hand *never* has to be rebooted for anything *ever* other then a new kernel (and there are technically ways to get around that too). It lacks viruses, spyware, etc... and has been designed from the ground up with securtiy and multiple users in mind. As far as the command line goes, any good power user always has the command line open, even on windows, despite its limited capabilites (well it was before I installed cygwin). There are just certain things that have to be done from the CLI. Nothing complicated about it, as a matter of fact if you do something wrong, it will stop and recommend an accurate and detailed way of doing it properly. Its all just pixels to me, there is absolutely nothing confusing about the CLI. Also in Linux everything just works, I've never had to muck around with drivers at all for anything ever. And your given an OS with every application you would just about ever need. Even better if you want something else, you can install it with one command and for free. The main drawback on windows to me is the lack of appliations for it, FOSS honestly has a much wider and better selection. Anyway, I could go on for hours about why I hate windows and why that makes me hate my job, but I'll stop here. Try Fedora Core 3 sometime, it'll change your attitude.
      Regards,
      Steve

    30. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The network can still have been up for that long, even if none of it's current parts have.

    31. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by minus9 · · Score: 1


      "I hate Windows as much as the next user"

      No you dont.

      --
      The Next User

    32. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've got news for you, the CD's we are talking about here go way beyond that. It's basically just put it in your CD drive and 1 minute later it's up and running a full GUI with your browser connected to the internet and solitaire ready to play. Not to mention having a _full_ office suit ready to use."

      And a keystroke logger activated once they connect to the internet.

      Or a trojan that mounts all hard drives and finds the Windows password file (amongst other confidential documents in known areas) and e-mails it without the user ever finding out.

    33. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by SamSim · · Score: 1

      XMMS stocking?

    34. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "denial" lol!

      Yeah, I bet all his freinds look up to him when he tells them that, but we know better. Usually when people say things like that in person, it's followed up by, hey, I have seen a bit of slowdown lately, you wanna look at it with me? And what follows is a discovery of all kinds of creepy crawlys that have infested said machine.

    35. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by sootman · · Score: 1

      It's basically just put it in your CD drive and 1 minute later it's up and running a full GUI with your browser connected to the internet and solitaire ready to play. Not to mention having a _full_ office suit ready to use. Still think it's not something you want to find in your XMas stocking?

      Well, let's see... if it doesn't automagically find and properly set up the printer on the first pass, they're fucked. Ooh, and where do they save the document they created?!? I suppose they could email it to themselves, but then what will they do with an OOo file? (And don't tell me they can rename it .zip, unzip it, and extract the text out of the XML files. Oh yeah, that'll go over *really* well.)

      Besides, they probably *already* have a web browser, an office, suite, and solitaire. Why do you think they already have the machine?

      Bonus question: how do they get online if they don't have a high-speed connection? Can I have them call you to ask how to find their username, password, and ISP's phone number? 'Cause you know they threw that info away the day after they got DUN set up. Bonus bonus question: what if they're on AOL dialup?

      But I'm not one to gripe and not offer any solutions. If anything, the submitter should be handing out something like The Opeen CD.

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    36. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      Wait - *I* want what you're describing: a No-brainer Linux install disk (or two, if needed) that will bring up a gui desktop with browser, email client and office applications on reboot after install. With that and the right hardware...

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    37. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      You haven't tried installing linux recently have you? As another poster pointed out, the CD the story submitter is talking about is one that you just pop in the drive, turn your computer on, and in a minute or two you get a full GUI environment with internet access, some games, and a full office suite - all running on the CD with no user intervention to "install" it. Of course, if you actually did want to install a distro on the hard drive, there are plenty of modern distros (Mandrake for example) that have a graphical installation to get you into your graphical environment. Sure, you may have to make a choice or two during installation, but even Windows makes you do that... but at least with linux you don't have to reboot a few times to complete an installation like you do with Windows.

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    38. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      The network can still have been up for that long, even if none of it's current parts have.

      Indeed. Before I ran 2K, I ran 98. And before that (only my 233 only) I ran 95. Luckily I never bothered to deal with that piece of crap called ME ;^)

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    39. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you posted that as an AC. Trying to avoid an obvious Troll moderation? As I've stated previously, I do technical support (and occasionally second level support) for HP. I'm far from the sort of person you described.

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    40. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      What's the compelling reason to switch to Linux? No viruses? If they can't operate Windows well enough to not get a virus, they can't manage the little foibles inherent in Linux.

      Add a USB flash drive for data persistence and you've got your desktop in your pocket. Anywhere you go , you can access your stuff. Even without the flash drive, you can send soem email, whip out an essay, or dozens of other tasks. It's pretty handy, but obviously not something everybody would like for a gift.

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    41. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by chriseyre2000 · · Score: 1

      More importantly these live CDs can run on a machine with no hard drive installed (Knoppix) and still go online (via a networked router). Additionally they can boot from CD faster than XP can start up. It's still a valid present for geeks that have'nt looked at linux for a while (yes they do exist).

  58. What does linux have to do with Christmas by voidptr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're kidding, right?

    If one of my relatives tried to use a christmas card to evangelize an operating system, they'd be spending Christmas outside in the barn.

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    1. Re:What does linux have to do with Christmas by HermanAB · · Score: 2, Funny

      If one of my friends would use the Winter Solstice and Saturnalia to evangelize *anything*, they'd be spending the night in the manger... ;-)

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    2. Re:What does linux have to do with Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does giving [YOUR LAME GIFT HERE] from [SOME LAME STORE HERE] have to do with Christmas?

    3. Re:What does linux have to do with Christmas by freality · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest retort I've seen on /. in quite a long time.

    4. Re:What does linux have to do with Christmas by Politburo · · Score: 1

      If one of my relatives tried to use a christmas card to evangelize an operating system, they'd be spending Christmas outside in the barn.

      Sounds like someone takes some things a little too seriously (it's either you, or the people that modded this 'insightful').

    5. Re:What does linux have to do with Christmas by donothingsuccessfull · · Score: 1

      What would Jesus run?

  59. ok idea but... by blisspix · · Score: 1

    why not give a gift voucher that says

    "redeemable for one free install of Linux!"

    that way you convert them and take all the hassles out of it :)

    I have bad memories of technology and christmas. One year we got a Sega and it broke 4 times. It's very frustrating when tech stuff won't work on christmas day.

  60. Re:Stuff it with pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I'm on your christmas list, just fill it with pr0n intstead -- then the knoppix-feature of not touching the hard drive is pretty useful; so parents don't see the stuff in my browser history.

  61. GNU Object Model Environment by n0tv3ry3lite · · Score: 1

    I don't know much about Live CD's as I've never had to use them, but as far as Desktop Environ's, I would suggest Gnome, only b/c it's spiffier. I think people would prefer something at least a little cool looking, over something flat and boring. But, if you have a bit of a mischevious side, send them a distro without a graphical install and Fluxbox as the only WM. That'll be the gift that keeps on giving (headaches, that is) ;)

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    1. Re:GNU Object Model Environment by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      KDE is flat and boring now? I've always found it the other way around. :-/

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    2. Re:GNU Object Model Environment by n0tv3ry3lite · · Score: 1

      Mayhaps it is best to be left alone... Many a flame-wars have been started over this issue. Suffice it to say, however, Fluxbox 0wns them both.

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  62. I love your idea! by psych-major · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have messed around with several live Linux CD's and have settled on SLAX Popcorn, which is based on Slackware. http://slax.linux-live.org/download.php It comes standard with Firefox, Thunderbird and MPlayer already installed, and being Slack-based, it is extremely smooth and stable. I can't see that it would harm any PC hardware as it probes quite thoroughly while booting. I have booted several PC's and laptops with it and all major items funtioned correctly without any tweaking needed. It can boot totally into RAM and therefore runs quite fast and saving the configs to a USB drive, hard drive or floppy is a breeze. AND best of all, it's 137megs so it will fit on a miniature CD, for better envelope stuffing!! Hope this helps, and good luck with your project!

  63. knoplix and frozen bubble by acomj · · Score: 1

    Knoplix had frozen bubble included (its a "bust a move clone") Fun. I used to boot into knoplix just to play..

    1. Re:knoplix and frozen bubble by robpoe · · Score: 1

      May I suggest,

      Frozen Bubble - ported to Windows with a nice installer?

      http://sourceforge.net/projects/fbe-win32/

      Now you can view your collection of porn, and play frozen bubble, too!

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    2. Re:knoplix and frozen bubble by adolfojp · · Score: 1

      A million thanks for the info :-)
      My niece LOVES to play Frozen Bubble on my mandrake box. Now I can give it to her to play on her win32 machine.

      Cheers,
      Adolfo

    3. Re:knoplix and frozen bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      actually i keep my pr0n on the linux partition. Don't need windows to allow installation of a dialer app for me. Also don't want the missus finding it.

  64. To spread Linux cheer... by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

    just put a message on the first boot screen that says they must send copies of the Live CD to 7 friends and family within one week or they'll have bad luck... like Timmy Tomelson in Desmodo, Nebrasksa who didn't believe the curse and was sued by the RIAA, for illegally downloading copies of John Tesh at the Red Rocks or Bostuli Smith of New Townslope, New Hampshire whose liquid cooled beowulf cluster sprung a leak destroying his systems, and rendering his attempt to compile a complete Gentoo distributin in record time (less than 3 weeks) an utter failure.

    I'm hoping this will make it into the drafts of GPL 3.

  65. Command Line? by uberdave · · Score: 1

    go with something that has a simple GUI interface. All that fancy commandline stuff scares people.

    The 90's called. They want their joke back.

    Gnome and KDE are two of the many GUIs available and they have been included in most distributions for years.

    1. Re:Command Line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Aunt tillie called and she wants to know what gzip -d some-huge-file-name-i386.2.4.22.tar.gz tar -xvf cd some-huge...make install etc...means. No, she doesnt, she just wants her "computer" back.

    2. Re:Command Line? by pseinstein · · Score: 1

      Many popular distributions incorporate very little GUI and are mostly command line based. This has its advantages for those user but are not friendly to others.

  66. they can trash their hard drive by AxemRed · · Score: 1

    An intelligent person wouldn't accidently do this, but I don't know the people you are sending cards to (no offense intended). If someone plays with disk utilities while using knoppix, they can wipe their hard drive. I think NTFS files systems are ok, but FAT32 could get messed up.

  67. Didn't this get posted last year? by alphax45 · · Score: 1

    and the year before that? and the year before that? I'm too lazy to check but I think this has been posted in at least some variation over the last few years. It's really just a BAD idea, as anyone that would know what to do with the CD, already knows where to get it.

    I only have ONE person in my entire family I could send this to. ONE!

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  68. Start small by ccharles · · Score: 1

    Give out a CD with OSS Windows apps, first.

    If somebody's already tried and approved OOo and Firefox, it'll be a lot easier to transition to a whole new OS.

  69. Pessimists... by twigstamc420 · · Score: 1

    I find it really sad that all the comments stating something to the effect, "This is the worst idea ever", or "What a geek!" are being modded up.

    Worst case scenario, a bunch of people get CDs that they have no idea what to do with and call asking "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?", at which point the poster explains that there's a program (I call it this because that what most users refer to Windows as) that will make your computer do everything it does now but be far less suceptible to the WTD's (Web-Transmitted-Diseases) they are fighting every day.

    Best case scenario, they throw it in and it works and they see that besides Fords, there are Chevrolets, Buicks, and even Yugos and that they have a choice.

    Power to the people.....quit raggin' on this guy and either offer some helpful information shut your pie hole!

    1. Re:Pessimists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Windows is a Ford, and Linux variants are Chevys, Buicks and Yugos?

      And this is supposed to make someone want to switch why? ;)

  70. Who do you hate this much? by Kenja · · Score: 1
    How much do you have to dislike someone to give them a free OS for xmas? Why not some AOL CDs or belly button lint?

    Knopix! Its the new coal!

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:Who do you hate this much? by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Knopix! Its the new coal!

      PRICELESS!

    2. Re:Who do you hate this much? by themoodykid · · Score: 1

      To pad the gift even more, he should put in a donation to the Human Fund in their name along with the CD.

    3. Re:Who do you hate this much? by minus9 · · Score: 1

      "How much do you have to dislike someone to give them a free OS for xmas?

      Worse than that he's including a Christmas card. A piece of card for fucks sake! What are they going to do with that prop up a wonky table!

      Congratulations on being the hundredth person to rant about the CD being given as a present when the question and all commonsense clearly indicate otherwise.

  71. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    be honest, getting first post would have been pretty cool

  72. print DONT PANIC on cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DONT PANIC is essential for Linux virgins who will think thier computers are being hacked when they dont see thier familiar windows logo as the machine starts.

    The gift is a great idea.

  73. Knoppix Hacks by krmt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been trying to figure out a decent gift for my Dad, and I was thinking the new O'reilly Knoppix Hacks book would be a good choice. He used to love computers, but he feels like they've gotten too complex for him, and he's totally frustrated from dealing with Windows virus and spyware issues. The book looks like it's got some good info on dealing with those, plus knoppix might be a fun little toy for him to play with that'd make computers simple again. It'd also let him know a bit about what I've been babbling on and off to them about for years now :-)

    The idea of giving them just a CD though? Lame. The CD with some decent instructions tailored to their needs, if they actually have them then maybe you've got something there. I'm personally going to go check the book out in the store before I order it for him.

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    "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

    1. Re:Knoppix Hacks by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      "plus knoppix might be a fun little toy for him to play with that'd make computers simple again."

      I used to love playing around on a command line OS back in the day when I was a kid and had nothing better to do. But now that I'm 'grown up' and do real work on computers, I don't have time for Linux. I tried, I really did. I partitioned my brothers' computer (don't ask) and installed it on there to play around with, I've tried tons of LiveCDs...and, yes, they all work, but they aren't 'simple' like Windows. Want to configure something? Here comes a command line-esque window. Seriously, is there a distribution that I could configure everthing out of a Unix environment? I guess I've just been spoiled by Windows' convenient and easy to use interface.

    2. Re:Knoppix Hacks by magefile · · Score: 1

      OS X: Windows-like GUI, Unix-y command line.

  74. Sombody probably beat me to this.. by morriscat69 · · Score: 1

    But Knoppix 3.6? Absolutely rocks.

    Its good looking, rock solid, and full of good apps, and its debian, so its apt-able if you do want to go ahead and install it.

    I have a freaking liver-brained 60 year old running it, and he cant break it.

    He's broken SuSE, Red hat (anyone can do that i know), and mandrake.

    Knoppix!!!

    1. Re:Sombody probably beat me to this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does it run Gentoo?

  75. SLAX by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'd choose SLAX, because of it's base in Slackware linux. I worked with building custom installers for slackware in the past, and it was basically painless. Back with slack 7.1 I was able to rewrite some scripts and install over ppp for my non-cd notebook.

    Patrick Volkerdi has effective script writing style, and top of the line documentation. If any of his style was carried on to SLAX, they would be your best option for custimizability.

    The link for slax: http://slax.linux-live.org/

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    1. Re:SLAX by Onetrack · · Score: 1

      Absolutely.. go with slax.. its got the latest kernal, is small and light, boots up on nearly anything, and you can get a stack of 3.5cm mini-blanks in different ' christmas colours ' from your local staples.

      I always carry one around with me.. can't boot your winbox.. here.. you're back online.

    2. Re:SLAX by starphish · · Score: 1

      I agree. It seems the snappiest to me. I've tried several Live CD's, and SLAX is my favorite.

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    3. Re:SLAX by volvoguy · · Score: 1

      I third the SLAX idea. The whole experience is really smooth, allows you to use a nicely configured KDE or Fluxbox, includes a good amount of software without overdoing it. In my experience it also runs faster than any of the other live cd's.

      It fits on a mini CD too, so it'll fit in your Christmas card envelopes. :-)

  76. Aw man by themoodykid · · Score: 1

    Don't bother. Do you think anybody wants a Linux CD as a gift?

    It would be like buying somebody a bible for Christmas!

  77. Why not make it the Christmas card? by jhoger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, you could just pop the browser up with the full text of the GPL, and have a dancing RMS elf walk them through gearhead freedom issues that no one but us really care about...

    How about... if it were the Christmas card, and you gave instructions on how to boot it, and that it's *safe* and doesn't install anything to their hard drive. Some people might try it out.

    Have it boot up, pop open a browser and show some online christmas card that you know is safe.

    After that closes, have a stocking or something that says "click me" which is really a folder with a bunch of games in it.

    That's more like something someone would want...

    1. Re:Why not make it the Christmas card? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read this i thought...what a perfect opporunity for a video card...

      Take a short vid of yourself saying best wishes to everyone, what you are up too, etc. Then if people get offended by linux, you can just say that it was done so you knew they would be able to watch the video.

      I know that I might actually care about what people had to say if they were speaking it themselves. Better than those other picture cards I usually get.

  78. where's IE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you get a plethora of phone calls from said family and friends wondering where Internet Explorer is.

  79. coaster madness by thundercatslair · · Score: 1

    That is the worst idea I have ever heard in my lifetime. Most people, unless they want to use linux, would rather use windows because its a lot easier. To run linux well you really need to learn a lot. Unless the people you are giving these to know about computers and want learn more they would just be getting some worthless coasters.

  80. Somewhat related question... by isny · · Score: 1

    Has anybody come up with a "live CD" which is really a live CD, QEMM, and a batch file? This would be pretty handy for demoing Linux without someone having to boot from the CD.
    Oh, and I'm NOT suggesting this for a Christmas/Birthday/Bar Mitzvah/Kwanzaa/anything gift.

  81. As I see it by meganthom · · Score: 1

    Either you've told your friends about Linux, and they're excited, or this will be coming out of the blue.

    If it's the former, then a CD seems like a good bet, but be sure to include directions about how to change the boot order. Several of my computers have needed slight BIOS changes. I thought FC3 was really easy to install and to set up.

    If it's the latter, why not just send a glossy brochure to introduce them Linux, stressing all the fun things? Offer to help install it on site.

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  82. hmmm, a little better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That almost makes it a good idea. Still pretty geeky though.

    Send just the cd with simple instructions on it, and have it boot into the desktop and load a slideshow or similar.

    Might actually get some people to try it.

  83. Include Windoze OSS software by pfaffman · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Make a small bootable image and include TheOpenCD TheOpenCD. This will give them software that they can use without taking the big plunge.

    People don't know how to boot off a CD. You'll need to include directions for that, and it's difficult, since every BIOS has a different method.

    Also, tell people that they should keep it around even if they don't understand it. A friend recently re-imaged her computer (at Dell's recommendation) because some DLL was missing or something. The data on their disk could have been saved with a bootable CD.

    A misconception that I've recently heard is that OSS isn't worth anything if you're not a programmer. Not sure how that plays into your card, but it was a new one on me.

  84. Holiday Disc Suggestions by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
    I used to do similar back in '88-90 gave out Commodore 64 5.25" Xmas Disks, included a holiday greeting as the first program with a menu to access SIDPlayer music (mainly christmas & sing-alongs) and various games and graphics/sound demo programs.

    I would think similar is a really great Idea, don't stress it being Linux though, let them explore it if they wish, the hook is to have a disc of goodies the non-techie would want to boot and play with again and again.

    Suggestions would be:

    Xmas theme background, and appropriate holiday colorings

    Greetings in the form of an MPEG or web card (or OOo Impress file!)

    Maybe MIDI Karoke songs and a player

    Games: Frozen Bubble, Kickity, Pysol, Tux Racer, Argamentron (all the addictive ones...)

    Include some popular anims and stuff (pong swf, ayb swf, etc.)

    Choice humorus MP3s, picture slideshows, etc.

    (yeah, I know you have oks for all that stuff already.. ;-)

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    1. Re:Holiday Disc Suggestions by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've turned a weak fanboy idea into an actual fun Christmas gift. Good job!

  85. Make it yourself by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    That way you can customize the CD exactly the way you want it. You can even use it as a means to advertise your consulting business.
    You need to create a separate 10GB partition on your hard disk and install Mandrake 10.0. For those who are adventurous, here is a link to a Google Cache of my LiveCD Howto: http://tinyurl.com/6k2ll
    Please, please, DON'T visit my web site...
    There are a few other howto guides on the web as well, go there, go anywhere else, just don't go to my site, it is just a poor baby Celeron.

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  86. OT: How was the 3D? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious, how was the 3D on the laptop? I've got a Toshiba laptop at home, and hardware acceleration under Linux isn't supported AFAIK. This has been the major thing keeping me from switching to Linux on it.

    1. Re:OT: How was the 3D? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      If you have an nVidia card, there's a nice little perk in Mepis' "System Center": you just say "use the nVidia driver", and it works.

      ATI can be a very different story. Wish they'd come out with some reasonable drivers for linux. But I've gotten it to work with my Radeon card -- it needed a kernel recompilation -- the first I've ever done -- but it worked splendidly after that.

      For linux at this point, nVidia's the way to go for 3D, baby. And Mepis isn't a bad distro to get it working.

    2. Re:OT: How was the 3D? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      If you have an nVidia card, there's a nice little perk in Mepis' "System Center": you just say "use the nVidia driver", and it works.
      That's too bad -- it ought to read the vendor ID on the card and automatically enable that preference option if it's an nVidia.
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    3. Re:OT: How was the 3D? by reallocate · · Score: 1

      You're also prompted to download and install one package that isn't installed by default (nvidia-glx).

      This is a guess, but could it be that a distribution can actually ship with a proprietary Nvidia driver only if it has contracted with Nvidia to do that?

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  87. What am I missing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you used to be the marketing guru for AOL or something?

  88. The OpenCD by LGagnon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not give them The OpenCD instead? Non-techies aren't likely to switch to Linux easily, but you can still promote open source by giving them programs they need for their current (Windows) operating system. It's much more likely they'll use this than a Linux distro.

  89. Xlax...I mean Xmas Slax by DeMarko · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, SLAX (http://slax.linux-live.org/ is a very good distribution, whether you want to actually give it as a Xmas present is another thing. Unfortunately people are ignorant enough that they usually don't have a clue what Linux is. Even if you're giving it to fellow geeks, they'll probably either have a favorite liveCD already or will have no need for it. It's a risky idea altogether. Anywho...possible liveCDs could be: Knoppix STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease...no jk it's the Security Tools Distribution) It's a very balanced liveCD with adequate hardware detection. I lent a copy to a net admin I know and I still haven't gotten it back XD MandrakeMove (make sure it's retail version) People above had mentioned this. It's important that the ones you give are the retail versions, the free one plain ol' sucks. Trust me. Don't even bother downloading the free one. The USB Key that comes with the retail one is kinda like an all purpose gift, so maybe that's a choice, make it a liveCD and a USB Key

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  90. PCLinuxOS 2K4 by thedarb · · Score: 1

    I'm quite partial to this one.

    Details at:

    http://www.pclinuxonline.com/pclos/index.html

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  91. Business card size CD by Tethys_was_taken · · Score: 1

    Try DamnSmallLinux. It can fit on a business card size 50MB live CD. It's chock full of some brilliant apps, and can easily be configured to fit any system. The CD works on even older CDROM drives. Plus, it's lightning fast :)

  92. Great idea... by niteice · · Score: 1

    I like the idea. But, make sure to do these:

    1) Take out dangerous utilities (partitioning, hdinstall)
    2) Make it Christmasy (slideshows, etc)
    3) Take out $OTHER_CRAP
    4) If possible, also include Windows Ffx/Tbd, OOo, GIMP, etc. on the CD. If you can't convert the OS, at least try the apps.

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  93. What About the "I'm Jewish" Option? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    You insensitive clod!

    1. Re:What About the "I'm Jewish" Option? by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Send them Redhat... one disk at a time.

  94. Santa confirms it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess BSD is dead.

  95. ... Handed out by AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the AOL PR department will thank him profusely for changing the focus of the AOL CD jokes so thoroughly.

  96. Better idea.... by Infinityis · · Score: 0

    Instead of just giving them a Linux CD, a real friend/family member would give a whole new (or used) computer with Linux already installed. Given the cost of buying a copy of Windows XP, it's not likely they'll try and convert it. Even if they don't use it right away, tell them they can just use it as a backup alternative when their regular computer doesn't want to work right or gets taken down by the latest virus. Of course, they'll probably want access to all the stuff on their original computer eventually, but to do your standard ebay bidding in those last 10 seconds, all you need is that interet connection. Sounds like a good stocking stuffer to me.

  97. Buy them a Mac by Romeozulu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."

    Buy them a Mac

    1. Re:Buy them a Mac by rahard · · Score: 1
      Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."
      Buy them a Mac

      Yeah, but your wallet get a maximum "OWW" ...

    2. Re:Buy them a Mac by armb · · Score: 1

      Slightly more useful for playing the games on my children's wishlist ("About Christmas they may also have more time to try it out too" - NO chance) than a Linux CD, but not very much.

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  98. Halloween by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GNU/Linux is more of a Halloween thing, IMHO:

    -A blank CD is about the price of a chocolate bar.
    -You get a wider distribution than xmas.
    -The people you creep out with your geekyness are probably strangers...
    -Little trick or treating kids are more open to new things.

  99. Sad but true... by The+Real+Nem · · Score: 1

    I think most anyone not familiar with Linux would rather a cracked version of Windows XP then any Linux distribution. It's something they might actually use.

  100. Would you like Spam with that? by gibs · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a spammer's tactic to me, despite the fact that you know these people.

    Personally i'd be as annoyed to recieve this linux propaganda as i would to find a scientology leaflet or whatever along with my Christmas card.

    Christmas is commercialised enough as it is, without the age old Christmas card tradition being tainted by it. Please don't try to sell linux to your friends (metaphorically), at least not in this way.

  101. Easy, 1 distro for every day of Hanukkah by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    1st day: Mandrakelinux
    2nd day: Fedora
    3rd day: SUSE
    4th day: Debian
    5th day: Knoppix
    6th day: MEPIS
    7th day: Slackware
    8th day: Gentoo

    As taken from today's rankings at DistroWatch. Of course, that leaves out Gnoppix, the author's first choice.

    Now, if only we could find a holiday that was 357 days long. Or even better, make EVERY day a new Linux distribution day, with Hannukah being the 8-day reprieve from it -- can't imagine anything that would convert people to Judaism faster...

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  102. Uh, thanks man by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

    Of course "normal people" love it when you extend your OS evangelicalism to their Chistmas day. And don't say that it is only to help them. The Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your door are trying to help you too. Just like spreading any other religion; it is better when THEY ASK YOU. There goes my karma...

  103. ubuntu! by RevAaron · · Score: 1

    I'd use the Ubuntu Live CD. It's a GNOME distro, based on Knoppix. The recent Gnoppix is based on the new Ubuntu live CD, though I'm not sure what Gnoppix has done to the 4.10 Ubuntu to change it from Ubuntu Live to new Gnoppix... But this Ubuntu Live CD really is awesome. Ubuntu in general is pretty rad, but the Live CD is nice as well.

    Though really- why the hell do this? I mean, anyone who would even remotely appreciate this- fellow nerds, be them friends or family- would likely already be running Linux or not be interested in it. The rest of em will just be confused, or think something like: "Wow. What a dork. too bad he wasted this perfectly good CD-R- I would've preferred a copy of the new Heiruspecs CD..."

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  104. this has got to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gheyest thing I have ever read... Why not give them a blank cd-r and let them burn what they want to it? At least you will be giving something useful.

    Going off on your own crusade for the sake that you get a linux convert for chistmas is stupid. I am glad you are not related to me.

  105. a LIVE Linux cd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Netcraft confirms it BSD^H^H^HLinux is dying!

  106. This is a great idea... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    for me to poop on.

  107. Cheeky! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    How do I get on your Christmas list and what about Mandrake? ;)

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    1. Re:Cheeky! by maysonl · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Christmas lists, I could do with one of those Gmail invites - maysonl@hotmail.com is one of my email addresses. AtDhVaAnNkCsE.

  108. cardgames and kittens make the best OS by Wouter+Van+Hemel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depends on who you send it to, ofcourse. But make sure in any case it has THE cardgames, not the ones from Gnome, but really, exactly the SAME ones as in Windows. Otherwise it won't do, because they'll be DIFFERENT and therefore BAD. For the rest, have lots of dumb backgrounds with kittens or other cute animals, scarcely dressed women - actresses maybe, some action sport pictures, a car or two and a holiday location that they could never afford, perhaps very cheesy cherubs with corny christmas wishes, that kind of stuff. Don't forget some really heavy mouse cursors, and perhaps a very bomastic start-up sound, followed by santa's voice (linux originated in Finland after all).

    That's how people judge an OS, you know.

    They'll think it's cool. In fact, they'll think it's so cool they will show it to anyone who comes to visit them. And that's when we'll unexpectedly pull them in on superior security, stability, standards compliance and ofcourse the preemptible kernel...

    OK, maybe not, but they'll still think it's a cool demo cd, ho ho.

  109. Not nearly enough by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Where's the *wow* for Linux? All of those can be had for Windows.

  110. I need a dist CC live CD by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    At work we have about 20 machines, 10 QA and 10 lab machines that all sit at an idle windows screensaver. Is there some live CD that I can pop in and configure our central server to use those machines as nodes on a dist cc cluster?

    It needs to be able to handle any node going off line (rebooting into windows for 'actual work') gracefully.

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    1. Re:I need a dist CC live CD by wed128 · · Score: 1

      why not use gnoppix or similar, load openoffice or whatever for 'actual work' and keep your cluster at a low priority? then you don't lose the node, and the work gets done...just a thought

    2. Re:I need a dist CC live CD by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      The issue is that these are LAB and QA machines. Each is under tight configutation control or have very special dignostic apps installed (win32) so we cannot modify them. We need to be able to let 'real work' be done on them. Having them for distCC will only cut our compile times down for the kernel & kde.

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    3. Re:I need a dist CC live CD by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you tried distccKNOPPIX?? I haven't needed one yet, but that's the one I'd try first.

    4. Re:I need a dist CC live CD by grayrest · · Score: 1
  111. Buy Nothing Christmas! by jdmcnaughton · · Score: 1
    Most of my friends and family have celebrated materialistically simple christmas' these last few years. We've been inspired by some of the same ideas found on this excellent site about Buy Nothing Christmas.

    I had already been thinking about giving some of my loved ones open source software on CD-R's for Christmas. But just the other day a group of us got together and decided we'll put on a Free Store (take what you need, bring what you don't) on Buy Nothing Day. One of the things we're going to give away is CD-R's with Linux.

    I was planning on the Ubuntu live cd. When i used the release candidate live cd, it also had some of the contents of the OpenCD. That way, even if they don't decide to install Linux, they still get the Gimp and OpenOffice etc.

  112. I can imagine it..... by darth_silliarse · · Score: 1

    Grandson to Nan whilst Grandad splutters on his mince pie - "No Grandma, when I said your at the terminal I didn't mean you were dying"

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    1. Re:I can imagine it..... by SumDog · · Score: 1

      it's you're (you are) not your

    2. Re:I can imagine it..... by darth_silliarse · · Score: 1

      Pardon me my grammer luving freind I'v had a drinky poos :oP

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  113. Let me be the 352347th to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What were the editors thinking?

    What better way to get a lump of coal next year?

  114. That tree icon.. by kabrakan · · Score: 1

    Has got to be the tackiest christmas tree i've ever seen. Do slashdotters really use that much tinsel?

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    Marvin:"No, I'm mine."
  115. Games? How about Hikarunix? by Blackbrain · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You should give them Hikarunix! It's a Linux bootable and a Go game tutor!

    ...Ok, so I'm whoring to get more Torrents for the new version, but it's still a good idea....

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  116. Slax works wonders for my needs by zoobee · · Score: 2, Informative

    I currently use a hacked/customized version of Slax see Slax. I carry it on a 1GB USB Drive that includes customized versions of Firefox, Thuderbird and Samba plus many more modules. So far this setup has been truly convenient for me. On occasions when I find myself without a laptop but near a PC that is able to boot USB drives (I have yet to come across a PC that did not), all I do is stick the drive in the USB port, boot up in trimmed down KDE environment, use FireFox to check Yahoo/Gmail/Hotmail accounts, and Thunderbird to poll my personal domain accounts. Once done, reboot, voila, no cookies etc. left behind. No need for someone to log-on to their pre-installed OS accounts, nor to suffer the embarrassment of accidental viewing of history list of pr0n sites that the person had surfed last .... :D

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    1. Re:Slax works wonders for my needs by zoobee · · Score: 1

      hehehehehe to answer the original question! I plan to give 256MB bootable USB drives to my computer savy friends ($20ish x 6 is not a bad investment) and family. Nice way to introduce Linux if you don't like what you see, no problem, re-format the USB drive and use the drive for whatever .....

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  117. Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not add pamphlets from your favourite religion, written on tree bark?

  118. Not so bad by quarrelinastraw · · Score: 1

    I personally think it's kind of cool. Before I started using Linux, I would have LOVED to know somebody who was willing to share. I would make sure to include a dorky note to the effect of "I'm not going to be offended if you don't use this blah blah blah" so they don't feel awkward. Let them know you're just spreading the joy and not preaching.

  119. Wow-Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *note to self*

    Don't give p0rn as a gift to fellow geeks.

  120. Sneaky plan! by Wrexen · · Score: 1

    All of you people saying how lame it is to give someone a free OS that they'll have to spend time attempting to use are missing the point. Maybe he doesn't want to be invited to Christmas next year? It's a very clever ploy to get himself disowned!

  121. Why? by Xeo2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't people on Slashdot ever just answer the question that's posed? The first thing everyone does is declare that the fact that the question is even being asked it totally ridiculous and how dare the poster be so stupid as to even consider asking it? Can't people just be helpful without being assholes?

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    1. Re:Why? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right?? This *is* Slashdot, after all...

  122. Re:Stuff it with pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... so parents don't see the stuff in my browser history

    Here's my christmas present for you: YOU CAN DELETE THE BROWSER HISTORY!

    Merry christmas and remember to clean the keyboard.

  123. Other considerations aside... by Christopher_Wood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... give these people whatever you wouldn't mind having them ask you questions about. It sounds like you're setting yourself up to be tech support guy for your christmas card list.

  124. Damm Small Linux - $1.99 on ebay by JCOTTON · · Score: 0

    Damn Small Linux is a 50MB bootable Live CD Linux distribution. Despite its minuscule size it strives to have a functional and easy to use desktop. Damn Small Linux has a nearly complete desktop, including XMMS (MP3, and MPEG), FTP client, links-hacked web browser, spreadsheet, Sylpheed email, spell check (US English), a word-processor, three editors (Nedit, nVi, Zile [emacs clone]), graphics editing and viewing (Xpaint, and xzgv), Xpdf, emelFM (file manager), Naim (AIM, ICQ, IRC), VNCviwer, SSH/SCP server and client, DHCP client, PPP, PPPoE, a web server, calculator, Fluxbox window manager, system monitoring apps, a host of command line tools, USB support, and pcmcia support as well.

  125. media plug ins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so the mainstream distros can't bundle mp3 doo-hickeys for legal reasons. I haven't yet tried to play DVDs and whatnot, but I'm concerned it won't work- this should all really come as default and I shouldn't even have to wonder about these things.

    If you don't have that, your friends will consider your "gift" very broken.

  126. Merry Xmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Merry Christmas, now go vi /etc/conf/etc/conf/sys.rc.d |xargs --what --the --fuckever|kill -9 yourself

  127. There is a good point to be made from this-Coal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Still think it's not something you want to find in your XMas stocking?"

    It's better than the coal I usually get.

  128. seinfeld human fund quote by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Kruger: Uh George we got a situation here. My accountant told me there's no such thing as the Human Fund.
    George: Well... there could be
    Kruger: Well I don't get it. If there was no such as the Human Fund, then those Christmas gifts were Fake. You better have a damn good reason why you gave ME a fake christmas gift
    George: Well sir.... the thing is.... I don't .. celebrate Christmas... I celebrate Festivus
    Kruger: Feminist?
    George: Festivus!

    1. Re:seinfeld human fund quote by kkovach · · Score: 1

      Money For People.

      A wonderful gesture, for sure!

      - Kevin

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    2. Re:seinfeld human fund quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kruger? Did you perhaps mean Kramer, you dumb shithead?

    3. Re:seinfeld human fund quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, Chill out man. He meant Kruger. Costanza's Boss.

  129. Oooh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like teh linux! U shud liek it 2!

  130. What about free bibles or AOL cds by adolfojp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understand that you are being thoughtfull because you believe that your friends will be better off by running linux instead of windows.

    Still, what if you received a bible, coran,scientology book or a Chick Track from a friend that is concerned for your soul. Perhaps even got an AOL CD from a friend that wants you to switch to a "better" service.

    Send them something that they like, not something that you think might be good for them. Do not be an evangelist in christmass time. You might have less christmas cards to send next year.

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

    1. Re:What about free bibles or AOL cds by elgaard · · Score: 1

      What if you recieved an organically grown apple, a bottle of homemade beer, environment friendly soap, Max Havelaar coffee, etc?

      Linux is not an actual religion. And there is nothing wrong in using you interest or hobby to make small gifts, especially if they are somewhat personal.

      If anyone send me a good beer I will not take it as an insult or think the giver is concerned for my sould because I drink beer that taste like water.

    2. Re:What about free bibles or AOL cds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude its Koran

    3. Re:What about free bibles or AOL cds by adolfojp · · Score: 1

      You make a very good point. Actually, an exellent one.

      But I would be more than a little concerned if I received some "environment friendly soap". ;-) "Does he think that I stink?"

      Cheers,
      Adolfo

    4. Re:What about free bibles or AOL cds by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      I have received many a Bible for Christmas/birthday. I have a stack of them in my room.

      Do I touch them? Nope. Don't have to. Don't feel obligated to.

      If I really wanted to, I could pass the Bibles along to someone who would use them. Same with a live-cd.

      But like another reply said, it's not a religion.

  131. Audience? by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    Do the people you are sending these disks to know how to change the boot order in the BIOS? If not make sure you include detailed instructions. Other than that it sounds like a great idea.

  132. lol by krumms · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the time my trendy grandfather gave me a pirated copy of Jagged Alliance 2 for Christmas :) Poppy, I salute you!

  133. Make sure it includes N.E.R.D. 2005 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's the thought that counts.

  134. How about a "Linux Plus" CD-ROM? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    How about a CDROM with:

    1) pictures of last year's Christmas party
    2) your favorite Linux distro, set up so when it boots, the first thing it does is play a slide show of those pictures
    3) an MS-Windows autorun.inf set up so if they insert the disk in a Wind-bloze box it will play the pictures.

    "My gift to you this year is a family photo album. Insert the CD into your computer."

    Back to the original question:
    I've had decent luck with Knoppix, but it doesn't work on every box.

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  135. Leave them with windows by guard952 · · Score: 1

    How about a CD that installs firefox as their default browser, installs a firewall and changes their wallpaper to a photo of you in front of a christmas tree? It could also run adware or similar and give them a nice clean PC as a christmas gift!

  136. None of the above by goat_attack · · Score: 1
    The answer is clearly the Goatse Rescue floppy.

    It comes in both CD and floppy varieties, for your convienience.

  137. Dear Slashdot... by mattgreen · · Score: 0, Troll

    This might sound like a dumb question, but it involves Linux so please print this letter! I have this operating system that I really like, but no one else runs it. I've decided that the best way to convince people to use it is to force it on them. What is the best way to proselytize to the unwashed masses? Also, what sort of referral bonus do I get for converting my relatives?

    Sincerely,
    trustedserf

  138. problems with my LCD by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    knoppix 3.4 failed to detect my Samsung SyncMaster 172N with the correct sync/refresh modes. It's not a problem with the monitor because it works on my primary Debian boot. It's quite a common LCD monitor so you might find this helpful.

  139. "Boot from this cd" by dshaw858 · · Score: 1

    "Here, mom, boot from this cd"

    "Silly, no, it's a cd from this stocking!"

    - dshaw

  140. Anything but gnome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gnome's so watered down it would drive a new user crazy. They're probably use to windows and can make minor tweaks to their environment pretty easily. Gnome's confusing with the instant application of settings changes (no okay/cancel options). KDE's a bit overwhelming to new users, but they can decide how much they want to play. I'd definitly go with knoppix. I've found it to be quite useful. I don't know why they even bothered to create gnoppix. I thought Gnome was dead.

  141. The gift you need... by Deadguy2322 · · Score: 1

    Let's hope one of your friends or relatives gives you the gift you seem to need most: A LIFE!!!!!!

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  142. "Live Linux"?! Why not a puppy? by Boss+Sauce · · Score: 1
    You want to give them something "live" with a "WOW" factor, just get them a puppy. It will make less a mess of their lives than trying to switch their AOL surfing, iTunes listening, Microsoft Office using computing lifestype to your fsck'ing geek OS.

    A puppy is the gift that keeps on giving-- they'd have a better notion of what to do with a puppy's "gift" on the carpet than how to answer the most basic Linux installation questions.

    "Boot" from a CD? What does that mean? A puppy will be chewing on some boots while your CD is on the way to the landfill...

  143. Gift giving rules by Dan+East · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the rules of gift giving is to never give a pet as a gift. It requires a level of responsibility and commitment that cannot be forced upon a person.

    I get the feeling that trying to switch someone to another OS somehow falls under the same etiquette.

    Dan East

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    1. Re:Gift giving rules by dsci · · Score: 1

      One of the rules of gift giving is to never give a pet as a gift. It requires a level of responsibility and commitment that cannot be forced upon a person.

      The difference here is they don't have to do anything with the disk; it won't die like a pet would.

      The choice to use it lies with the receiver of the gift. I say it's okay to give it, but he should not be surprised if few actually use it.

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    2. Re:Gift giving rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      however, turning around your argument, if
      pet == windows user
      handle == windows os
      irresponsible Owner == who is that?
      wouldn't be too much indifference not to give the pet a chance to freedom.

  144. some suggestions by SaidinUnleashed · · Score: 0

    full-size cd - Definately Knoppix 3.6 (www.knoppix.org)

    - Best hardware detection out there, KDE (3.3 i think) and Gnome, as well as practicly every other wm out there, lots of office apps, browsers (even Firefox, now i think), and pretty much everything you could want in an OS on 1 cd.

    180mb - 200mb Range - SLAX (http://slax.linux-live.org/)

    - I don't think it has KDE, and i know it doesnt have Gnome, but XFCE is pretty, functional, and well, nice enough for most people. No huge app suites here, but still a nice collection. Only bad thing is, you have to boot "slax gui" to get into the gui.

    Business Card Size (50mb or >) - Damn Small Linux (www.damnsmalllinux.org)

    - DSL uses the Fluxbox WM, which is easy enough to use, after you get used to right-clicking to get into the menu (and everything else feels wierd once you do get used to it). It has several decent browsers (Links-hacked, gLinks-hacked, Dillo), the Siag Office suite (small, but effective), a paint app (a la MS paint), naim (aol IM, ICQ, IRC client), great hardware detection (based on Knoppix 3.4), the myDSL system (one-click download and installation of apps like Firefox and GIMP). And well, just a lot of really nice stuff crammed in.

    Hope this is helpful!

    -SU

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    1. Re:some suggestions by SaidinUnleashed · · Score: 0

      caught myself in a mistake a second too late.

      SLAX does use KDE in the base version, but uses XFCE in the "specialized" versions such as popcorn and professional.

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  145. Why did he stop using it??? by spoco2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "but he did use it as his primary desktop for a while. "

    Why did he stop using it? Was it due to an issue with Linux or something else?

    1. Re:Why did he stop using it??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was too fucking stupid, just like his son.

  146. Bad Idea by totallygeek · · Score: 1
    Seems that a bunch of people are telling you what a disservice you are doing. I think it is a great idea, and one I will be stealing for my own use this Christmas.


    About six months ago my wife's uncle was asking me what I do about pop-ups, viruses, and other such things. I told him that I don't have those problems because I do not use Windows. After talking with him at some length, we determined that he could switch to Linux for just about everything. He uses dial-up which was a bit unreliable at connecting from Windows, e-mails, surfs, uses his digital camera, and uses Quickbooks. Okay, I set him up with dual boot, keeping Windows completely off the Internet, which gives him Windows for Quickbooks only. Linux reliably connects to the Internet with seemingly better throughput, giving him email via Evolution and surfing via Firefox. I set him up with some custom stuff to work with his digital camera (his own web space on a local Apache and some hella scripts to dump into eGallery). He never has to worry about viruses and most pop-ups are under control. He is truly thankful. I also gave him three live CDs to give to his kids to try on their machines. They never made it to the kids! He gave them away to people he spoke with the next day having troubles similar to his. Two out of the three are interested in a switch to Linux after messing around with the live CD, and the third will be a shoe-in once he gets a machine better than his Windows 95 current box.


    You may bring more people over to the Dark Side, while helping many with their ongoing Windows troubles.

  147. You call that a gift? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."

    Imagine the fallen faces of the giftees! Spring for a real gift, you cheap asshole.

  148. WOW? by ringer9cs · · Score: 1
    Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."
    *** XMAS LINUX 2004.3 ***

    I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
    you are finished talking, type RET twice.

    hello

    How do you do? What brings you to see me?

    A X'Mas Linux CD

    Why do you say a x'mas linux cd?

    Isn't that what it is called?

    Is it because what it is called that you came to me?
    ...
  149. DORK!! by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

    Seriously, man.. You let computers rule your life. Don't let your computer define you. your computer needs to simply be a tool. Whether it has Windows, UNIX, Linux, MacOSX, whatever.. It's electricity running through a circuit board.. not a lifestyle. Zealots.. sheesh.

  150. Try Arse Eater Linux. by thedarb · · Score: 1

    Arse Eater Linux 9.0 - The scent of release.

    The Linux that bites...

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    1. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Arse eater linux is nothing but a poor cousin fork of the original and best "Arse Linux"

      The latest release of Arse Linux includes:
      1) Their advanced partitioning and formatting tool 'Arse Wipe' for all of your disk customisation neeeds
      2) The uber cool package manager "Up-ya-Date" to stay up to date with the latest software releases.
      3) Includes thier new 'sniff and run' technology to constantly monitor the health of your arse installation.
      4) Their incredible 'Arse Crack' firewall technolgy, to help stop those pesky intruders

      For the inside 'Scoop' head over to www.arselinux.org

    2. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arse Eater Linux has some advantages since forking from Arse base:

      1) New and improved mouse gesture support.
      2) A new logging facility.
      3) Replacement firewalling Wedge technology.
      4) Improved intrusion detection with an open Honey-Pot socket.
      5) Greek support built in!

      And the latest release comes with a cool scratch-n-sniff decal for your computer case!

    3. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can your compare the two?!! After all, Arse Linux provides piles and piles of free support.

      It also has real rock solid releases, unlike the sloppy and poorly packaged releases Arse Eater Linux has released lately.

    4. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Security Advisory- Arse Eater Linux: multiple worms take advantage of large security hole

    5. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arse Eater Linux: It aint all it's cracked up to be....

    6. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike Arse Eater Linux, ArseLinux has made some 'big splashes' in the headlines lately.

      Review - ArseLinux: Providing 'piles' of entertainment for the whole family.

      Headline: Sun may finally shine for ArseLinux as Sun Microsystems looks for new linux acquisitions.

    7. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ArseLinux : Proudly endorsed by Duke Nukem 3D

    8. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After getting 'bogged' down with Arse Eater Linux, I switched to ArseLinux and it was like a breath of fresh air. Their 'Burning Ring of Fire" technology really helped solve my overheating issues.

    9. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the gay community are also proud sponsors and keen supporters of Arse Eater Linux. They have officially endorsed the distribution and thats why you can see the little rianbow flag on the bottom right hand corner of the box!

    10. Re:Try Arse Eater Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why Arse Eater Linux has such excellent package handling abilities.

  151. Good Gift with Linux to Boot by ahg · · Score: 1

    Try the Damn Small Linux bootable 128MB thumb drive. Sure, it costs more than a 128 MB thumb drive should cost, but you're supporting a cool Linux project. (Note: I have no affiliation with the DSL project)

    If your friends boot it and don't like what they see, they can alway reformat and have a handy thumb drive.

    As an aside: While DSL is cool, it is not the best presentation of Linux to a first time user. Its minamilist configuration (under 50 MB) is a little too sparse... Anyone know of a good distro that aims to stay under 128MB that's a little more full-featured and will fit on a cheap thumb drive?

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  152. One suggestion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put them on CD-RW. That way after they boot with Linux, and find there's no worthwhile games to play on it, they can erase it and put something useful on them, like porn, or music.

  153. movix by wakejagr · · Score: 1

    I've found that the best live-cd to give to non-tech friends is movix. A specific-purpose cd seems to be more useful to people, maybe because it fits into a niche. Or, maybe I just know a lot of people who have trouble getting dvd software to run in windows . . ..

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  154. GUI-Pocket protector. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am not a linux guru but from the perspective of the average person go with something that has a simple GUI interface. All that fancy commandline stuff scares people."

    Computers are scary. I recommend people ditch their computers, and go back to a pocket calculator. The world was much better back then. Then people got all uppity, and thought they could use a computer. 30 years later we showed them the folly of their ambition.

  155. I can hear my Mother saying.... by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

    ... "It's Christmas already! Turn the damn computer off and come out of your bedroom!"

  156. Maximum "Wow"? Get 'em Macs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, why bother with that Linux crap? It's hinky, non-standard and has so many problems that you're never going to make everyone happy.

    If you want to impress people, buy them iMacs.

    Sure, it's more expensive, but you want your friends and family to move to a more secure and stable platform, right?

  157. Mod parent correctly by KZigurs · · Score: 1

    I see nothing funny there. Just a fact m'aam.

    In the other news - this probably is the saddest post on the slashdot I have seen in my live. I wonder - how many of those christmas card receivers will turn around just to never look back.

    It's worse than spam, you know - now you are emotionally obligated to try that shit out.

    1. Re:Mod parent correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude,

      I gave my mother a powerbook as a christmas present two years ago, Im a PC guy.

      She has called me once since, and on the phone we were able to figure out how to update the OS from the interface so she could install iTunes. She is the only person in her group of friends (people in the 60s) that has a website (.mac) and she loves her digital camera and iPod (more gifts)...

      The thing just does what it needs to do for her.

  158. Just give them Firefox by bubba451 · · Score: 1
    I say start small. Give them Firefox. No one's going to do something as dramatic as install a whole operating system on their PC just because you gave them a CD. Anyone who would do that has already done so.

    But installing Firefox? That's pretty low-risk, and people may do it for kicks. Bonus points if you set the default home page as a web page delivering your holiday greeting of choice.

  159. still ingoring... by KZigurs · · Score: 1

    "Still think it's not something you want to find in your XMas stocking?"

    Yes. Still. And I'm quite sure that if you will use those credit card sized thingies I won't even be tempted to put it in my iBook.

  160. FAQ, etc. by Propaganda13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had great luck with Knoppix.

    You might want to include a FAQ with questions like "Why is this running slower than Windows?" pertaining to the fact that it's running from a cd and not the hard drive.

    Just remember they can run into problems.
    Computer is not set up to boot from CD.
    Drive won't read CD-R's.
    Many other problems can arise. Some of these problems should have no reflection on installed Linux, but people will associate them forever with Linux.

    Also use regular CD-R's, mini ones and business card size can cause all sorts of odd problems. Some people have slot drives, or put their computers on the side, etc.

    1. Re:FAQ, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this running slower than Windows?

      Because it's Linux.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  161. how about movix? by wakejagr · · Score: 1

    Of all of the live-cd's that I've passed around to my non-tech (or just non-*nix friends), movix is the one that gets the best reaction. It's nice to be able to watch a movie even if your main os is having problems (due to reinstalling, driver problems, spyware/viruses, or being windows . . .). Plus, because it's so specialized (there's no other crap running in the background), it even works with older systems that might not otherwise play dvd's reliably. It is small, too (30 MB if I remember right), so it will fit on a mini-cdr.

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  162. 'survival time' by idioMac · · Score: 1
    You, sir, discredit the open source movement with your fanaticism by making such outlandish statements.

    While the original poster is undoubtably a linux fan, I think it's unfair to suggest he's being unreasonable. There are several articles, studies, and analyses that conclude running unpatched windows on a network is dangerous. You seem to be a diligent user who probably runs a gateway firewall, personal firewalls, and/or anti-virus software on all of your connected windows boxen as well as keeping them up to date through Microsoft's security patches, etc. However, the sad truth is that the majority of home users are not so diligent. Here is an article on survival time of unpatched windows machines connected to the internet. I have heard anecdotes from friends associated with SANS that the mean time between hostile probes of any given internet address is about 24 seconds. Given that most people do not take proper precautions when installing windows, most machines are comprimised before they are able to log into the windows update servers to check for critical patches.

    So, where the initial poster was incorrect about it being possible to run windows securely connected to the internet, their defeatist opinioned posture is founded in some strong factual evidence.

    1. Re:'survival time' by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Most people don't 'install windows'. It comes preinstalled on the box when they buy it. It lives on, sometimes patched, sometimes not, until the box dies, and they get whatever version of Windows is out on the new box.

    2. Re:'survival time' by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree with you about the survival time (as my current job is doing technical support for HP consumer PCs, I know that fact very well). But if you place Windows boxes behind a NAT router, the survival time no longer applies. Hell, I don't generally keep some of my machines up to date (generally the older ones), but since they're behind the router, nobody can access them anyway. I don't need extra firewalls, though I do run virus scanners on all of them (NAV, if you're interested). All I'm stating is that the original poster is overstating the facts in such a way as to diminish their argument.

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    3. Re:'survival time' by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      All I'm stating is that the original poster is overstating the facts in such a way as to diminish their argument.

      All I'm stating is that you're lying through your teeth. Eight year old XP network that started with Windows 98, indeed.

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    4. Re:'survival time' by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      How do you get a karma bonus with such paranoid ranting?

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  163. Bad as AOL CD's in a Halloween Bag by BiggRanger · · Score: 0

    Just this Halloween some cheap skate put AOL CD's into my kids bags. What makes this any better? At least everybody in the world knows what AOL is!

  164. And don't forget the source! by KZigurs · · Score: 1

    Remember - add an additional card with short explanation what GPL is, why and how exactly it fits in their christmas holidays, and, of course, a signed CD containing the accompanying sources.

    A little library (nothing in excess of 10-15 tomes) about unix/linux development and C/C++/Make basics would be helpfull too. After all - you want them to be able to allow them to use your *gift* fully.

    Oh, and while we are at it - don't forget to call them afterwards at least twice a week and ask how are they doing with your *gift* and how did they liked it. Once they will actually run it (I doubt that), switch to the questions when they will start developing their own kernel form and how they intend to keep it compliant with GPL v3.

    And then, imagine, THEY COULD LEAD THEIR OWN LOCAL LINUX MASTU^H^H^H^H^HINSTALL FESTS! Whoaw! Better yet start to organize them already.

    I know - it's too late for the common sense to kick in in this one, so, at least, dont forget about the source.

  165. Re:Nice illegal CD by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

    No MAME games are included with the knoppixmame downlowd from sourceforge, but you can add games to the ISO. Now, to keep it legal, you just gotta find some royalty-free games. Not all copying is infringment.

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  166. Why not use a VPM (Virtual Private Machine) by subitophoto · · Score: 1

    This would be less complicated than running a bootable CD. They could start get more familiar with linux without loosing Windows in the background. Haven't try the thing yet altought...

    The downside, it has to be run on a writable media (USB Key,ipod...) wich will get your present more expensive :(

    http://www.metropipe.net/ProductsPVPM.shtml

    C-F

  167. Use AOL snail mail distribution list by KZigurs · · Score: 1

    Make sure that CD is "good" and just get a consultation with AOL about the wonders of mass marketing.

    They could lend you their snail mail adress database. And Microsoft could pay asociated fees for the first *get everyone at least 42 copies of that disk* run.

    Sad thing - it probably would work - so the idea about Microsoft sponsoring such an PR stunt is off.

    Oh well.

  168. Let's think about this a minute... by ErikInterlude · · Score: 1

    A lot of people here have criticised the use of a Linux CD as a gift. When you add Goatse wallpaper, however, you have the gift that keeps on giving!

    Of course, I don't really know what this will do for Linux awareness...

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  169. My Expert and Unassailable Take on This by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Informative
    I think it's a good idea - there are a few people I know who are so fed up with constant spyware, virus and trojan removal, they don't even use their computer anymore.

    One person I know hasn't been able to get online for months, and has spent hundreds on getting their computer fixed. I gave them a linux CD (install) after making sure they didn't mind that everything would be wiped, and they knew enough to configure their dial up. I haven't heard back yet, so maybe they're dead, or catching up on porn.

    My suggestion for a window manager is definitely Gnome. I'm no dummy, but KDE seems to have a bigger learning curve. My coworkers are happily using Gnome, and don't really notice a difference from Windows 98. As they were already moved to Firefox and Thunderbird, I didn't have much trouble.

    As far as the busted hardware, I am one of the few people (that will admit it on here) who blew up a monitor with a wanky custom Knoppix, NOT the one from Knoppix, and probably due mostly to a tard sandwich I enjoyed earlier that day. It can happen, but most likely not - if you shut off any way to get into the 'mess with your video' at start up, everyone should be fine. At worst, they're out a cool Linux CD, at best they'll call you up and ask how to get it working. (Then you're in trouble - at least it's not Windows - 'Uh, ok, go into the registry...' Ugh.)

    I think its a fine idea, and encourage you to do it. There may be one person out there who really appreciates the ability to use their computer again, if only to surf the web and use email without fear.

    So ends my Expert and Unassailable Take on This. (Which was really just to get you to read this comment - I know how /.ers can't resist a challenge :)

  170. Not a gift (Re:Think Again) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

    It's not his gift. It's part of the card. I'm presuming that the actual gift wil be in the attached box.

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  171. For total newbies - GNUwin is better by jackstack · · Score: 1

    A more effective way of spreading opensource for windows users, especially those who have *never* used linux, is to not have them try linux at all. Rather, give them a gnuwin CD. GNUwin rulez. Example apps include putty, VideoLan Client, Gimp, OpenOffice, mplayer, audacity, winLAME, ghostscript, Cdex, Octave, gnuplot and TightVNC just to name my faves. No new commands to learn. All in the same, familiar MS Windows environment they are comfortable with. Just point and click and before they know it, they're hooked on open source.

    Take audacity+Lame for example... I have used it to record some foreign language vocabulary words to a wav file, and then used winLAME to convert it to mp3 to listen on my mp3 player. Ghostscript to convert *any* document to pdf. CDex is the *most* straightforward CD ripper, period. Gimp works great for me as a Photoshop substitute. I use gnuplot for automated plot generation that leaves Excel in the dust. For math/engineering students that use matlab but can't afford a (legal) copy - octave is a formidable replacement which can use many scripts with little alteration. When you look at the software that these applications can replace - you are looking at a very useful, valuable gift that requires minimal time investment to learn. Live distros are cute, but I haven't found much use for them.

  172. Put to good use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but, of course! Who couldn't use a new coaster from time to time?

  173. OpenCD by miyako · · Score: 2, Informative

    While it may seem like a nice thing to give out live cd's for linux, you might go fruther giving out a copy of the The OpenCD instead. It's a compliation of open source software for windows. You can also compile your own, I like to give out CDs with Firefox, Open Office, GIMP, Gaim, and a few free games. A bootable linux distro is just likely to confuse people, but software that they can use on their computers all the time without having to boot into a new OS is useful. As a side bonus, most people don't know about OSS or realize that the software is free, so it seems even more valueable ;)

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    1. Re:OpenCD by eoinmadden · · Score: 0

      Very good idea. Somebody mod this parent up!

  174. xsnow! by amorsen · · Score: 1

    340 posts and noone mentions xsnow! Hand in your geek cards, people.

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  175. SuSE by cybereal · · Score: 1

    Best live cd I have used in years is the latest SuSE 9.2 Live cd intended for demoing SuSE Linux. Great hardware support, slick interface, very comfortable to use. Also up and running very quickly.

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  176. So what IS a good live CD distro to try? by srleffler · · Score: 1
    I was hoping to see some good answers to this question, but it seems most people are more interested in whether his Christmas card distro is a good idea. I wanted to know for myself: I wouldn't mind trying Linux but have been too lazy to bother, and don't really feel any strong need to switch away from Windows.

    So, which live CD is the best, if I define "the best" as "most likely to boot up and work with absolutely no tinkering, and provides the ability to do something useful once it is booted up?" Not messing up my Windows setup would be a high priority too.

    1. Re:So what IS a good live CD distro to try? by BobTosh · · Score: 1

      Of all the repsonses that I have read so far I agree with you.

      I personally have several relatives that are curious about Linux and/or are dissatissfied with their current MS system. This sounds like a brilliant "extra" to add in to the Cristmas card, which I took to mean (and thought was obvious) was in addition to a more personally thought-out and directed/relevant present.

      I don't understand why so many of the other /. replies have made the assumption that the original poster is so ignorant of the feelings of the people, that he cares enough about to send a christmas "something" to.

      And I am also VERY interested in other /.'s thoughts on the best distro/approach to the original question, so please speak up :-)

      By the way I reckon /. rocks, I have read /. for years, moderated for many many months, and even meta-moderated quite a few times too, I really think /. is great :-))

  177. This is repugnant. by Torak- · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What kind of inconsiderate asshole gives Linux as a *Christmas present* to his non-geek friends and family? This is the worst kind of gift-giving - the kind given for the benefit of the person giving it rather than the pleasure of the recipient. I'm vaguely reminded of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday.

    Christ, what a bunch of cocks.

    1. Re:This is repugnant. by Vorgo · · Score: 1

      That's why it's a part of the Christmas Cards, not as the Christmas Gift.

      "Happy Holidays. Here's a fun little holiday treat."

      I think it's a great idea. They pop it in their computer and reboot. A nice holiday message comes up. Maybe they'll just reboot their computer or maybe they'll enjoy trying something new. Sample some different games perhaps.

      It's no worse than e-mailing someone a chrismas card with elf bowling attached (virus implications aside).

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    2. Re:This is repugnant. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Nail head, meet Torak-. Torak-, nail head.

      Why the FUCK should anyone have to receive your choice of operating system for Christmas? It's like receiving an ad for a different phone service as a gift, because "it might be better and cheaper and easier". No way. If they use Windows, spend some time making a little animated Christmas card thing that autoruns or something, rather than trying to get them to use Linux. If I did this shit to any of my family, the ones that have computers, they'd think I was a complete wanker for basically giving them what amounts to a commercial pitch as a present. I'd be insulted, so would they.

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    3. Re:This is repugnant. by Politburo · · Score: 1

      If I did this shit to any of my family, the ones that have computers, they'd think I was a complete wanker for basically giving them what amounts to a commercial pitch as a present. I'd be insulted, so would they.

      Yeesh. I'd hate to be in your family. Seriously, why are people so worked up about this? People are always asking me computer questions, I don't see why they would get offended if I offered an answer. Sure, it may not be what they're looking for, but if that gets them all bent out of shape, then maybe it's time to look for a new family.

  178. I've given away nearly 1000 Knoppix disks by klic · · Score: 1

    Yes, many end up as coasters. But I have gotten positive feedback from dozens of people, negative feedback from two, and "could you help me learn this" from many. On slashdot, you have gotten a lot of negative feedback from a bunch of reactive people that have never tried this, or even thought it through very much; their opinions are unfounded and worth very little.

    You will probably want to include some explanatory information. I put a "Dr. Bronner" style label on my CDs. See http://www.keithl.com/knoppix.ps for an example. I modify the index page and startup information so there are pointers to help pages. I install the latest Mozilla, and apt-get the latest security mods more often than Klaus Knopper does. I assume that most of these CDs will sit on the shelf for a while, but will save people's butts when the next Windoze worm hits. I don't want there to be any unnecessary vulnerabilities to hypothetical Linux worms.

    I run a complete image check after I burn the disks, so I am not passing out dead disks. I use high quality media (Taiyo Yuden or equivalent). Still, there are some CD drives that choke on some CD/R media, and I get some calls about this. A couple of disks got replaced. The fact that most CD drives are NOT marginal and most CDs work suggests that I am NOT getting calls from most people that try it. 90% of users, voters, etc. do not communicate positive feedback - you have to extrapolate from the 10% that do.

    A lot of people try the disk, and go back to Windoze. That's OK; Linux isn't for everyone ... yet. But many are thrilled to learn that their computer can do something besides what it already does, and that empowers them and kindles their imagination. Folks may be forced by circumstance to live through a New York winter, but it is nice to know that Tahiti is a reboot away.

    At the end of the day, nobody is forced to install or even look at these disks, This is not like some telephone solicitor calling during dinner. On the other hand, these disks have saved more than a few people's butts already. Like my sister-in-law, who was faced with an update to XP and a new computer to support it when Comcast told her they would not support her old Win98 machine anymore. A switch to boot-from-CD Linux saved her $1000.

    And you meet interesting people this way. I have had talks with an Amish furniture maker, the CEO of a billion dollar medical corporation, and a number of others that were really enthusiastic about discovering Linux. These and other contacts were worth the time and cost of making those thousand Knoppix disks, and the potential embarassment of passing them out to strangers. I am only sorry that I don't yet do enough volume in a two month period to justify getting a run pressed professionally. But I know what to do when that situation occurs.

    Do not embark on this unless you want to spend some time helping people learn. But in the future, when software becomes inexpensive and service becomes a differentiator, practicing on friends and relatives will teach you a performance advantage. It will also educate an important source of seed capital for your Linux service startup. So be ready to help the people you care about, ignore the carping naysayers, and go for it!

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  179. Meaningful to whom? by achurch · · Score: 1

    I'd skip the Linux live CD and give a charitable donation to The Human Fund instead. It's much more meaningful.

    Meaningful to the world at large, perhaps, but you're missing (what is to most of us) the whole point of Christmas or season's greetings cards: to communicate with family and friends. Donating to charity has no connection with that whatsoever, and deliberately saying "I donated to charity with this card" comes off as pretty egotistical--it's implying "now did you?", which is not really a warm greeting.

    For that matter, I don't see how giving people CDs and donating to charity are mutually exclusive in the first place . . .

    1. Re:Meaningful to whom? by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Uh... clearly over your head.

  180. sickens me by Kynde · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been a linux user since 95, work with it, code for living and all that, but ...

    to go preaching around with it like that? It just sickens me. I mean I go absolutely ballistic with all these jesus-this-jesus-that religious f*ckers. Don't do the same under the linux label, please.

    Not to mention, I still don't understand why do we have to assimilate every one of those barely-interested-in-computers to using linux? While admittedly windows still serves them better. My better half has accepted linux, but see it from her that she does it for no other reason than me. And I can only imagine what people like her would think after receiving a freaking live cd for xmas. What some of you guys fail to understand is that they just dont care. They should, but they wont. I mean, I know I should care about politics, but frankly I don't give a rats ass about that either. Getting a political pamphlet as a xmas card from some "friend" of mine would just tick me, nothing else.

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    1. Re:sickens me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word.

      I could see maybe making up a linux cd for a kid/teen who has at least a remote interest in computers/linux, etc. But, to your sister who doesn't give a shit? She'd open it up and be say, "wtf?".

  181. Re:Stuff it with pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In windows it's easy too!, all your browser history files are stored in type c log files, so just go to start, run, and type "format c:" to put all your history files back to their default format. If you have XP they hide the history a little bit better so you need to get a win'9x bootdisk from bootdisk.com, then when you boot from it do "format c:" If that doesn't help though just try using that live cd.

  182. Ho ho ho... by eekrano · · Score: 1

    Just think of all the tech support calls you'll get from your family. Most of them will probably call wondering why it didn't work, more and more BIOS's come default to booting direct to HDD to decrease problems with the 'users' of the world. But on the bright side you'll get to talk to EVERYONE you sent a disc to for some supprt issue - unless you're a family of techies, in which case they already know what linux is and you'd be better off giving a bootable linux movie disc so at least thier entertained by an attempt at a slideshow or video. Maybe thats just my family, but either way I get too many tech support phone calls from them already, nevermind giving them a reason to call for support. Good luck!

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  183. a geek's christmas prank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    instead of sending them this lame CD, do what a buddy regularily pulls at LAN parties - he waits till some uber-Windows type leaves the room, then reboots their machine with a stripped down knoppix cd he has (boots fairly fast, has almost no apps except a tux-inspired screensaver and desktop). When the unsuspecting windows user returns, my friend puts on his best geek manner and proceeds to tell them how he "helped" them by erasing that Windows crap and installing Linux on their box, Look, its even got a nice Tux desktop!! WARNING: the Windows user may react violently, usually screaming something about "My Games!" or "My Pr0N"

  184. Re:Nice illegal CD by boaworm · · Score: 1

    Easy: Install the "keg" game from here

    If you are a lousy programmer and cannot read the code, here are some hints ;-)

    More seriously. Make sure you have Shockwave/Flash installed on the live cd's, or people trying out the browser experience will get pretty disappointed. (Visiting their favorite page, and it "doesnt" work.

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  185. Best live linux by Quiberon · · Score: 1

    DVD Knoppix is good ( http://iso-top.de ) . UNESCO Linux is good (Look for freeduc-cd ). SuSE Live 9.2 is good. Better if you glue in a 'qemu' and make it able to autoplay-boot virtually under Windows. Puppy Linux on a USB stick is also good. Who needs disks ?

  186. A comment to the whole thread by zarkzervo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm surprised at how many here say things like: "That's geeky!" and "That's a stupid idea!"

    News for nerds indeed!

    I like the idea. Why not try it out and give a report back later? This is what I think will happen: They will ask you the next time you visit what you gave them because it didn't work in their cd-player or computer. You sit down and show them and they will think it's a fun idea.

    Then. The next time people in the news mentions Linux, they will say something like: "Yeah! I've tried Linux. I'm up-to-date in this computer-place-thingy-stuff. This intur-newt-thing."

    It's fun. It's nerdy. I can't see why all you so called "nerds" are so negative. If it doesn't hurt anybody. Why is this such a bad idea?

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  187. Internet by ZXIndustries · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Unless they have ADSL, theres virtualy no point in giving them internet apps. As far as I know, only external modems are compatible with Linux.

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    1. Re:Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internal modems work, just not 'winmodems' -- internal modems made cheaper by making low-level calls to Windows instead of having their own processor.

      For some distros, you can get winmodem drivers at linuxant.com -- but LiveCDs aren't among them.

  188. Knopix Options for Maximum Portability. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    I'd set 'nodma'. I've run into a good number of boxes that snark up on the boot without that option -- that includes more than a few laptops. You lose a bit of speed talking to the HD but at least it talks.

    Knoppix also has a bug for setting the timezone. It chooses the timezone based on the keyboard you pick. For the US keyboard it's EST. If you're not in the proper timezone, you pretty much have to rewrite the /etc/init.d/knoppix-autoconfig file.
    There are two fixes: One is to hardcode the proper TZ into the knoppix-autoconfig file. The other is to fix the bug for setting the timezone.. at that point you can set the timezone in the isolinux.cfg file without having to recompress the whole KNOPPIX filesystem.

    My TZ patch is here. Once you install it, you can use 'tz=America/Vancouver' (etc.) on the boot line, or change the isolinux.cfg file and write a new CD (far easier in my mind).

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  189. Ubuntu or UserLinux by matgorb · · Score: 1

    These are are Gnome, but seems statistacally the more hardware compatible in the test I did for my dissertation, they include all the basic stuff, firefox, openoffice, gaim and the gimp without overwhelming the user with too much choices as Knoppix will for instance

  190. Get a Mac by Gopal.V · · Score: 1

    Get a Mac

    Couldn't resist :)

  191. Suse does this by Clansman · · Score: 1

    Not saying that the others don't but Suse 9.2 does just this. Novell Linux desktop too - 25 mins and completely installed, no fuss.

    If that's what you are looking for then it can be found.

  192. What's the big deal!?! by laxian · · Score: 1
    OMG

    When I want to show people how totally full of dorks Slashdot is, I'll just point them to this article. The responses here are classic dorkery. Stereotypical nerdiness.

    Really guys, he posted a question about which Live distro to give to friends with their Xmas cards. Instantly, a war erupts.

    Everyone is yelling at him that it is the worst gift to ever give someone. IT'S JUST SOMETHING IN A CHRISTMAS CARD! If I got this, I would be like "oh, cool ... he must be into this" and give it a try ... whether I was the computer guy I am or not! If the people can't figure it out or aren't interested ... big deal ... who cares?

    I've only seen a handful of real recommendations ... the rest has been Comic Book Guy type bickering. Are you trying to stop him from doing it or what?

    Great work folks. This one's for the Hall of Fame.

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    our written thoughts are gifts to our future selves

    1. Re:What's the big deal!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! What is this? A bit of sanity in this thread? Thank you for spoiling it for everybody (hehe, j/k). Good job man :).

  193. Maximum wow... by mok000 · · Score: 1

    For maximum WOW be sure to include XDesktopwaves!!!

    1. Re:Maximum wow... by krunchyfrog · · Score: 0

      Heh that's something nice and fancy. Looks ugly enough in VNC though. Seriously, it would be pretty nice for some WOW effect but not on the long run.

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  194. Will you post a summary of your experiments? by SteelLynx · · Score: 2, Informative

    I really like this idea. And if I get a little bit of spare time in the next few weeks I might just do the same for (some of) the christmas cards I'll be sending this year.

    Do you have any plans for typing up a small page somewhere with the results of the efforts you put into this?

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  195. Me too by BrianWCarver · · Score: 1

    Wow,

    It seems like I'm the only person who read this and thought, "Hey! I should do that too!"

    Honestly though, stop giving the guy such a hard time. I talk to lots of people who tell me they've been vaguely wanting to try GNU/Linux but didn't know how/we're scared to try/etc. I first tried GNU/Linux by using a SuSE Live CD, and now I run Debian on all my computers.

    So long as the CD Label provides a few simple but essential instructions, it could be really appreciated by some recipients.

    The labels should say something like: This is a version of GNU/Linux. Put this CD in your computer's CD-Rom drive and restart the computer. You will get a demonstration of GNU/Linux that will NOT alter your hard drive or damage your current Windows operating system. Did I mention it has games? Enjoy! For more information, check out: http://www.mepis.org (assuming you put Mepis on the CDs.)

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    1. Re:Me too by a24061 · · Score: 1
      It seems like I'm the only person who read this and thought, "Hey! I should do that too!"

      No, I'm considering it too.

  196. Re: Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I guess my concern is that this guy is doing this more for himself than for the people he's giving these cards to

    I agree with you. The original poster wants to promote Linux to his family and friends, which is fine, but the Christmas CD is not a good idea.

    To the original poster: invite them to play a networked game with you this Christmas. Have some fun together, not "have Linux" or "have Windows". Chess and FreeCiv comes to mind. Any other suggestions?

    Happy holidays!

  197. Cheap CD-R's ?? by camelrider · · Score: 1

    I hope you at least compare MD5sum's on each disk.
    Good quality CD-R's aren't all that expensive if you want to avoid giving coasters.

  198. Support: Technical & Otherwise by Kensor · · Score: 0

    How much technical support do you plan to offer, personally or otherwise, to each individual and to the collection of recipients? Would you pay for technical support to cover your recipients' Linux support questions?

    Your distribution choice should be based, to some degree, at least, on capabilities to facilitate your recipients' favorable experience with their (presumably) first Linux distribution.

    I think your gift idea is interesting, and likely is worthwhile for well-selected recipients. However, I would give a priority to minimizing the painful AARRGH! reaction of potential problems before maximizing the WOW! of whichever benefits you wish to emphasize. Here's to Happy Holidays . . .

  199. Maybe a little not-so-legal, but... by karniv0re · · Score: 1

    How 'bout a movie with Movix or GeexBox? It doens't have to be an illegally copied movie. It could also be a home movie or something, but it would demonstrate the flexibility of Linux to them without the turn-off of other complex (as in "Where's the blue 'E' so I can get on Yahoo" complex) features.

  200. Give Firefox cds instead by teko_teko · · Score: 1

    I agree with the parent. Linux is not something an average (novice) user would use, unless if all of the author's friends are tech savvy people.

    I think it will be better to give a Firefox cd instead. It will be more acceptable, and probably more useful too.

  201. to anyone thinking of following this example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This year I am including a bootable Live Linux CD in many of my Christmas cards.


    Just kill yourself. Really.
  202. Personalized animated splash by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

    Puppies amd lambs for the little kids
    A cool car wreck for teenage boys
    Father Cristmas in drunken, dope crazed, orgy with the elves for weird uncle Hiram.

    End the splash with, "But wait, there's more".

  203. Ubuntu live-CD does this by AYeomans · · Score: 1

    As well as being able to boot into Ubuntu linux desktop, the Ubuntu linux live CD also includes Windows versions of OpenOffice.org, Firefox, Thunderbird, Abiword, Gimp, PDFCreator and Audacity. These use the installer from The OpenCD.

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    Andrew Yeomans
  204. Focus on the content not the OS... by phusg · · Score: 1

    As several other people have mentioned just giving an empty operating system isn't going to turn your average family member on a great deal. I'd focus on the content and give them something compact like http://www.geexbox.org/en/screenshot.html (which already has a Christmasy theme built in!) and then preload it with a few video and audio tracks and a couple of photos. Stick that on a mini CDR with a big clear warning about not using in slot loading drives and you've got a funky little card/present which just happens to run on some weird OS called Linux. Then your crazy scheme might just succeed in not pissing anybody off!!! ;)

  205. Great Christmast present idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, yeah. I am sure your friends, parents and most of all your girlfriend will love that. A Linux CD for Christmas, a dream come true.

    How come I never get the good ideas?

  206. If you must use GNOPPIX.... by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    Personally I agree with an earlier poster in that I'd go for something like knoppix mame.

    But if you must choose GNOPPIX then make sure you turn off spatial browsing !

    Otherwise the poor recipients will think they've gone through an evil time warp and been given some god awful Windows 95 "style" OS.

    Ho ho ho

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  207. OT: Why? by rickyp · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why would you give anyone Linux?

    Take a moment to compare the BSD and GPL licences and tell me which one makes more sense (warning: requires thinking). One of these licences lets a company freely use, improve, and re-release pieces of code into the public domain; the other requires you (as a company) to release your entire source base if you want to use one single function from an open source project. Guess which one of these licences has attracted a huge amount of outside development from companies like Apple, and guess which community has directly benefitted as a consequence.

    It's no wonder a majority of BSD code looks like it was written by experienced programmers and most GPL code looks like it was written by (and oddly attracts most of its attention from) people who are still learning the fundamentals of programming at school.

    Linux evangelists always blabber on about how much more "free" the GPL licence is. I don't buy it. I think the GPL is its own worst enemy.

    Off topic I'm sure, but I just can't understand why anyone tries to push a pseudo-free platform like Linux when there are actually free platforms like FreeBSD that attract outside commercial support (effectively for free). Surely this model benefits everybody (unless you buy into Stallman's "everybody should be a GPL/Linux Nazi and LGPL/BSD/Microsoft/etc. is the root of all evil" propaganda).

    Why don't you give away a FreeBSD/OpenBSD/NetBSD CD for Christmas (or preferably something else all together, it was a stupid idea in the first place)?

  208. Yep, still don't want it by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    ... and I'm writing this in Konqueror on Linux.

    But that's beside the point. Even if I were Joe Average running Windows, I wouldn't have any use for it. In fact, _especially_ if I was Joe Average.

    There's a certain kind of zealot which assumes that:

    A. The OS is a purpose in and by itself,

    B. That everyone's idea of a fun hobby is reading man(1) pages and wantonly replacing something that already works,

    C. Only using Windows because they're too retarded to even know that somehing else exists.

    In reality, all those assumptions are false.

    And what I'm saying is that for Linux to make progress, more people have to get out of the "Windows users are ignorant retards" mentality and start asking themselves "well, what _do_ they find in it? What does Windows do well?"

    Because invariably any software designed on the presumption that "users are idiots and we know better than them" ends up something that those users don't actually want to use. E.g., if you look on Freshmeat you can see a ton of crap GUIs that were obviously made not to be good functional GUIs, but starting from ideas like "bah, those idiots just have a fetish for colourful buttons and icons. Might as well throw a heap of them in."

    And because any advocacy that starts from such pre-conceived notions, instead of listening to the user's needs and formulating a sane solution, is actually counter-productive. It ends doing more damage than good.

    In this case, it proposes to throw a user into a desktop they don't know, without any explanations or assistance. It's akin to teaching someone to swim by throwing them into water and walking away.

    Someone who actually booted that CD won't even know WTH is all that, what can they do, where's their Photoshop icon, where's their AOL icon, etc. Even assuming they found Mozilla and found out how to read emails with it, all their AOL address book and settings are seemingly gone. Even assuming that they found the Gimp and figured out they can edit their digital photos with it too, it's a very different GUI they don't understand. Etc. And there's noone nearby who can help them.

    It's the kind of a traumatic experience that says "NO THANKS! I DON'T WANT TO EVEN HEAR ABOUT LINUX EVER AGAIN!"

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  209. You mis-understood his point by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The point was not that "gifts which provide you with hours of fun are bad", but rather that "gifts which require more hours of unwanted _work_ and _effort_ on the receiver's side are bad."

    Legos or video games are an example of a good gift. They didn't require any unwanted effort from you.

    An example of a bad gift, on the other hand, would be if I gave you an XBox game if you don't even own an XBox. And then pestered you to play it. It requires more effort on your side than it required on mine. You get to spend some 150$ on an XBox, whereas I only paid some 50$ for the game. Plus the time spent going to the shop to buy one, etc.

    E.g., since you mention a bike, giving a bike to an adult who doesn't already know how to ride one is a bad gift. It requires a lot more effort from them to learn to use it, than it took on your side to carry it out of the shop. And it's unwanted effort: if they wanted a bike, they would have already bought one.

    And the bike makes for a good analogy with the Linux CD. It throws someone up a learning curve that they probably didn't want in the first place. To get any use out of it, they have to spend days learning new stuff. Days which they most likely didn't want to spend that way. Definitely not around christmas.

    So basically, as was already said, unless you know for sure they're interested in Linux, I'd avoid that kind of a gift.

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    1. Re:You mis-understood his point by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      I also feel the same way about gifts that come with ongoing costs. To me, giving someone a cellphone with $40/month in subscription fees (particularly if the phone was highly subsidized) is a terrible gift, yet people keep doing it. Same thing with satellite dishes, etc.

  210. Interesting responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strange how many people force what they believe to be a correct or incorrect thing to do.. Why judge this person? Why not just answer the question to the best of your ability if you're going to comment, and leave it at that.

  211. Information as a gift by datGSguy · · Score: 1
    I do not, like so many here, think this is a bad idea. He believes the information in a small easy to manage risk free package will GIVE them what they need to SEE what linux has to offer them. I personally know MANY of my relatives who have yet to try a nix option, mostly because of thier fear of the unknown. I have alot of experience in helping people learn unix. It is committing yourself as a tutor and guide, at least as much as to teach them the basics and how to seek information themselves.

    Most of us know the power of alternatives. Knowledge of alternatives is also power. A gift of power is not bad. A huge extra value comes in the unwritten promise of support. And just because none of your relatives may benefit, many of his might.

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  212. Later, they tell us. But we know the time is now! by rduke15 · · Score: 1
    I can learn about dealing with [...] command lines and such later

    "Freedom. Later, they tell us. But we know the time is now!".

    Now that freedom isn't as in anymore, what about "Command lines. Later, they tell us. But we know the time is now!"?

    I believe we should have learned about the command line in school, because it is such a simple and basic thing. But since schools don't seem to think so, maybe this is the opportunity to learn it in a minute right here, rather than later:

    The basic principle is to type
    some_command some_options some_arguments
    Then, press the Enter key.

    Of course, you are not expected to remember the commands that are available or the exact options they accept. That's why you have a few very basic commands, which are the only ones you need to remember. In Windows, type help . When you found the command you feel may be what you need, type help command_name or command_name /? . The last form will also work with external commands.

    In Linux, type apropos something to find commands related to "something". Once you found the command, either type man some_command or some_command --help to get the details you need.

    In Windows, you will notice that options are preceded with "/". In Unix, it's "--" or "-" for single-letter options. Also, in Unix options are always right after the command, while in Windows, they can sometimes be after the arguments.

    Well, that's about it. The huge adavantage, is that these commands can become quite complex, but can be simply copy-paste'd from web pages, emails, whatever, instead of going for a hunt through zillions of menus and options with constantly changing names and layouts. And you can send the resulting screen to your favorite geek if sommething is unclear.

    Try the simple

    ping debian.org.

    Isn't it easier for checking your network than starting IE and then getting absolutely no useful information out of it if it doesn't work?
  213. Not a very good opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tested Suse and Knoppix Live CD-s and saw that there are problems, if I want look at the content of other CD-s or burn iso images. Is there such a LiveCD, which basesystem (/bin,/sbin,/lib) will be put entirely to RAM ?

  214. Live Linux by server1 · · Score: 1

    The best distribution that i have found is SUSE. it has the largest hardware support and wifi too. As for the the GUI, KDE may be the better choice since it takes less recources than Gnome. Set the res @ 1024 x 768 @ around 65 Hz refresh. This is supported by most monitors in the 15 - 17 inch range. keep in mind the average memory is 128M. b.

  215. Metropipe PVPM by mikey573 · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend Metropipe's PVPM

    Its not a live-CD, but rather an emulated virtual PC (via QEMU and DamnSmallLinux ISO image) that can run off the hard drive or better yet a USB thumbdrive. It can work with Windows or Linux.

    I've tested it on my hard drive and its pretty impressive. It got me to testing QEMU with other live-CD ISO images...

  216. Give Firefox Instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with everyone that forcing linux down everybodies throat is not a nice idea. However, given all the GOOD press Firefox has gotten lately, a CD with an autoinstalation of firefox (maybe even with some extensions added in if possible) might be a valuable gift for at least one or two of those that receive it.

  217. Slax by jdtanner · · Score: 1

    The best (smallest) live distro that I have tried is Slax (http://slax.linux-live.org/). They have now produced version with Wine etc to smooth the transition...give it a go :-)

    John

  218. Subtle by Digitarius · · Score: 1

    I think the point most people are missing is the fact that he IS sending this out with cards, not as an actual gift. So this goes out to all the guys at the office and weird people from High School you still run into occasionally, etc., not the close friends and family demographic. Most people would look at the disc, shrug, and hand it to their kid. "Here, Bob sent this, see if you can figure it out". The kid would probably be able to figure it out, and there you have it. A couple of weeks later the family PC Dual boots windows and linux, then a few months down the road the only time anyone loads up Windows is to play a game or two, right? I don't see the scenario as being far fetched.

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  219. Software Stuffing by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    But if he adds a nice background picture, starts xsnow by default, and perhaps includes some nice xmas song as startup music (if there is something free to use, of course), then I'd say it's a nice idea.
    ^_^ All of those modifications make sense if you perhaps rig them to only happen for a few times (difficult with a LiveCD, I'd wager) or only for the holiday season, at least if you're hoping to convert people. Sure, the first few times, right after Christmas, having your computer sing Jingle Bells to you is cute, but could you imagine it still doing that in July?

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  220. Bad choice of background..... by AntiGenX · · Score: 1
    The poster mentioned that he might use a Christmas themed background. I would recommend against this if you want people to take it somewhat seriously. Since it's a live CD and you can't save config files back onto the CD, on the holidays are over they're stuck changing their desktop away from your Christmas theme every time they load up.

    How many prople do you know that listen to Christmas music once the season is over?

  221. Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall from one of the first seasons of the Simpsons how much Marge loved the bowling ball engraved with "Homer" he gave her as a gift... Unless they put Tux on the $100 bill leave Linux out of my card, please :)

  222. Only for geeks by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 1

    I can guarantee that if I gave anyone in my family (even the more technically inclined) a live linux cd, based off a free Linux distribution, I'd be greeted with fake "thank you's", and that kind of attitude which says "Thanks - I got you something that you wanted, and which I paid money for, and in return you got me something I didn't want, won't use, and for what it's worth, it's something you downloaded for free, so you didn't really give me anything".

    Perhaps it's just me, but I can't picture anyone wanting such a present. Those who would be interested, can typically download and burn an iso easily themselves, and have more than likely done so already.

    I saw someone mention "Stuff it with games", at the the top of this thread, and I almost laughed out loud! If you stuff it with Linux only games, you can likely delay the recipients disapointment until they're at home and discovering the sad state of Linux games (Tux Racer - Whoo!). Conversely, you could stuff it with emulators, and console roms (gameboy, sega, Nintendo, etc), of course if you do this, you're then in kind of a grey area, as far as legality goes.

    Not trying to troll, or insult anyone, but if you have a family who would appreciate a live Linux CD, then your family is very different from any family's I know of.

    Don't be cheap - Buy, or make them a present (note: "make" does not mean burning an iso file to CD), and make it one that they'd like. Don't make Xmas a political event, or try to turn it into a Linux vs. Windows debate. Xmas is a time for being with family and friends... Save your soapboxing, and your bandwidth, and just get them something they'd like.

    And, if you really want to, include your burned live CD's as an added bonus to their real gift.

  223. If you were to send me a linux cd in a card... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...I'd consider you an inconsiderate zealot. Christmas is not a time for advocating your favourite alternative software or software license to your friends and family.

    Perhaps I should choose a random cause and shove something imposing alongside all my gifts next month? Hey, it's Thanksgiving in a couple of days, maybe the centrepiece should be a Transmeta-powered laptop running Debian rather than a turkey? Yeah, that'll get me taken seriously.

    "Check what I got in my card from Steve! Wow, you too? Is this a cult or something?" It could be worse - at least no Windows user feels the need to throw in an XP trial CD. But it's precisely the fact that only a Linux fan would do this that illustrates the position Linux holds in the desktop marketplace.

  224. Actually, clothes aren't so bad... by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    Now that I'm older, I want to spend my time doing interesting things. Anything I buy I want to be something techy or some kind of cool toy. So, once having someone else follow the fashion trends for you and pick out clothes is actually quite convenient. Yes, as a kid it sucks, but once you get old, it's a good idea to rekindle that activity. "Mom! I need more boxers|socks|shirts|etc!"

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  225. a decent idea, but... by 74nova · · Score: 1

    what part of 'its not a gift' do you not understand? its just in the cards he sends out.

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  226. Re:"Live Linux"?! Why not a puppy? by Memetic · · Score: 1

    This Puppy does boot from a CD, or a flash drive or your hard drive.

    It's also house trained.

  227. bios anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unless their computers have a stock boot configuration of cd before hdd, people cant handle changing it. Especially when you cant give them exact instructions on how to change it.

    if you want to help them out give them a gentoo live cd, and the 100+ page manual... and duct tape it to a postcard

  228. MEPIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MEPIS IS THE BOMB YO

  229. cool! or, start them slower by cliffyqs · · Score: 1

    with a copy of firefox & instructions. runs under familiar Windows, does a familiar thing in a new way.

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  230. Be Cautious by quantaman · · Score: 1

    I'd be very careful about the computer knowledge of the people you give these to. Consider the fact that a lot of people have no idea what a bootable CD is, nor do they realize that their computer can boot another OS and will be baffled by what's happened to all their stuff. I'd suspect there's a pretty good chance that you'll end up with a lot of irate people calling you asking what you did to their compute!!

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  231. Do The Install For Them by Long-EZ · · Score: 1



    Linux CD with the Xmas card - cool idea.

    I'd only recommend mailing a CD to nerdy friends and relatives. For everyone else (most people), I'd wait until the latest Outlook worm trashes their system and they call you for help. Invest a couple of hours installing your favorite distro, with OpenOffice and FireFox. Give them a few obvious-as-hell icons on the desktop. Tell them "You're now running Linux so you won't have problems with computer viruses." Hopefully, a couple of months later when they're still enjoying a stable and secure PC, they'll tell their friends and relatives how great Linux is.

    BTW - Xandros now has a free demo version. Not quite a live CD, but it will quickly partition a hard drive, install a boot loader with a dual boot menu, and not mess with Windows , in case anyone wants to give it a try. Xandros is very newbie-friendly. Other than the lack of crashes and infections, your relatives probably won't know it isn't Windoze.

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  232. Personalize it by slapout · · Score: 1

    If it's going to be part of a Christmas card, then I would say personalize it with a Christmas greeting. Maybe have a nice animation pop up when the desktop boots. (Make it worth their time to check out the disk.) Then when it's over (and they should be in a good mood now) they'll find themselves at the Linux desktop. Which they can choose to explorer if they want. Or not. It's up to them. (Be sure they know how to exit too!)

    Another thing I would do is create a web page explaining what the disk is and have it autorun in windows (like Knoppix does) in case they pop it into a running windows machine.

    I can't remember the name of it now, but there's even a program you can use that creates a linux boot cd that just plays back video. I know that isn't what the author is asking for, but it might be nice for someone else. Just record a Christmas Greeting to someone and place it on the boot disk. Then the receiptant boots with the disk and sees your message. (No worrying if they have the right codec -- because its on the disk.)

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  233. Merry Christmas, Grandma! by autophile · · Score: 1
    Dear Grandma,

    To show you how much
    I care this holiday season,
    I give you this card,
    with all the reasons,
    that...

    that...

    It's pronounced Lin-uhks you crazy old bat!

    --Rob

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  234. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a nerd.

  235. MS FanBoy / Astroturfer by gatzke · · Score: 1


    Google for microsoft astroturf

    http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/edcurry/astroturf.h tm l

  236. Gentoo... by nite_warrior · · Score: 1

    they can start installing with the live cd... you should include also a copy of at least on of the stages, and a printed version of the handbook could be handy... although your cards might get a bit bulky ;-)

  237. auto-run by ryane67 · · Score: 1

    I can see 90% of the people receiving a Linux Live CD putting it into the cdrom on their XP box and expecting it to auto-run. nobody would know to put it in and reboot.

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    1. Re:auto-run by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this be a simple problem to fix? Just include an autorun file on the CD that prompts the user with a yes/no dialog stating that the computer "must be restarted in order to load this software" or something similar. User clicks yes, system reboots, and off they go.

      Perhaps someone could create a CD that has an emulator (e.g., bochs) on it. Autorun would start up the emulator and boot a custom version of linux. One problem with this is that it may be a bit slower depending on hardware and the emulator used.

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  238. Just like AOL cd's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your cd's will end up in the trash...

  239. How about an AMD64 Live CD? by theManInTheYellowHat · · Score: 1

    I have a new notebook with an AMD64 cpu and I want to try out a few distro's w/o installing them....

    However, I have only gotten Gentoo to fire up. Does anyone know of a good multimedia AMD64 LiveCD?

  240. Don't both your friends already run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, who you gonna give it to?

  241. Stuff it with free software by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I always keep around a disk full of free (as in beer) software to give people. It has the Windows versions of:

    Audacity
    BitTorrent - probably doesn't belong
    Blender
    FlightGear - along with our local scenery area
    Gaim
    Gimp
    GnuGo - never seen any interest in this (duh)
    GTK - for Gimp and Gaim, but it adds confusion
    Inkscape - version 0.40 due any day now
    Maxima
    Mozilla - FireFox and Thunderbird
    Mplayer
    OpenOffice.org
    Python - for the geeky kids
    VideoLan

    All this crap fits on one CD. I don't usually distribute it in quantity, but it comes in handy rather often. No one wants everything on it, but there is something for everyone. I also include an HTML file that lists descriptions of each program and links to the project web sites. Whenever someone tells me about the "free" copy of some commercial package they have, I just give them the CD and tell them which legally free package to load instead. In some cases, the free version offers something they don't have with the ripped-off one they've been using.

    One guy at work actually wanted to stream video over his network at home. I gave him the CD and said "install VideoLan". After some setup issues, he has everything he wanted and is rather happy with it. It really goes over well when you fulfill an need people have.

    1. Re:Stuff it with free software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.racer.nl/dl_win32.htm

      Racer

  242. Live CD with java, flash plugin and easy install by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    simplyMEPIS: http://www.mepis.org/ http://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=mepi s/ http://www.mepislovers.com/ Based on Knoppix with some hardware detection improvment, and a very easy install if you want to put it on your hard drive. There is only one iso, so building your own might be a bit harder if you want to change the default wallpaper. As said in the title this Linux distro does not shy away from including proprietary software: Java and flash plugin, and a few other. While still being redrisbutable Including essentials applications for a desktop, with what is, in my opinion, a good choice: there is no alternative pre-installed. Though the choice might not be to your liking:
    • KDE
    • OpenOffice.org
    • Mozilla suite 1.7 with mozcalendar
    • Solitaire :)
    • Samba
    • etc...
    I think it is a good choice for mainstream because most people think in term of functionality, not in term of software name.
    Blacksad
  243. Open source on Windows - smart suggestion! by hndrcks · · Score: 1

    Most of those items are on The Open CD, with a really nice installer on the front end. ISO available here.

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  244. Ah, shyaddap y'all ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on guys, he's just planning to send CDs with his cards. I don't see how he's "preaching" at them or forcing things on them. I think it's a great idea. Most of the people I know have heard at least a little about linux. They're curious about if it's as good as they hear, or not. Usually I have to reply with the "it's not too user-friendly yet" or "it works fine, if you don't touch it ;)" lines, 'cause it's not advanced enough for the everyday Joe to use. It couldn't hurt to enable them to try it out if they're interested. If not, then they'll just throw the CD out or keep it until the next time you visit. You may want to include a small note or something in it saying something like "hey, here's something I thought you might enjoy. [short description of linux] just stick it in your cd drive and turn the computer on. if it doesn't work, and you're still interested in getting it to work, I'll give you all the help I can. if not, don't worry about it. just something I thought would be fun! :)" Ah whatever. That's not the point of the original post anyhow. (How did it switch to this? Maaaaan.)

    I guess I'd suggest Knoppix. It was my first linux distro. It gave me a great first impression of linux. I remember telling someone on IRC while I was using it that it "felt so right". I only use it when doing stuff where I can't use my installed Linux (currently a borked-up debian install) or Windows Me.

    Knoppix is the only live cd I've tried, and everything seems to work just fine with it. (I seem to recall havng to play with the display settings on boot at one point, but this was back in february, and it's worked fine ever since.)

    I like the idea of using Linux from a live cd because if somethig goes wrong, you can reboot, and it'll all reset back to the "factory default". If you accidentally mess up some line in some obscure program file, or remove bash, or whatever, it's still all on that CD and everything will be fine again once you reboot. (Though the downside is that you don't really get to "save" your work, as it's all stored on a ramdisk, unless you have a partition on your harddrive for saving stuff.)

    Anyhow, live cds are generally no-risk. All have problems with some type of computer. (I guess I got lucky with my linux installs working pleasantly.) Some have problems that others don't, basic stuff every geek knows and I'm not actually saying anything worth anything here. So..

    I personally like debian-based distros, because of apt-get. It works, and it works well. ...But that really doesn't matter for a live CD, eh? ;)

    So, now to actually answer your question.. I can't. I don't know if there are any problems with screwing up hardware or not. There likely are, but I'm not that much of a linux user, mostly. (I always seem to get this "blind" feeling.. or maybe it's a "bored" feeling. I dunno.)

    So yeah, this here comment is a total waste of post for everyone to read, but at least it killed some time while eating breakfast.

    And to everyone else: dudes, I think he would know how to handle sending CDs to other people. And come on, do you think most people would feel "preached at"? I think that's a trait geeks have more than others..

    And also, even if he did want to sent the cds as the gifts themselves, why does it matter? It's real funny hearing cries of "oh no, you should NEVER do this because it's not the right thing!" coming from a group who usually cries "no right or wrong about it, darn people preaching at us, we don't want to hear!"

    Bah, that didn't make sense. And I ramble.

    I go.

  245. MorphixCombined-Gamer by LoaTao · · Score: 1

    A great live distro just for fun! http://www.morphix.org/

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  246. Stop knocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On my door you religious freak!

  247. Is that a threat? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    I've had people threaten to make a donation in my name to organizations that I oppose.

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  248. I would give by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    a pair of slax

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  249. Best Live Linux For Xmas by burdicda · · Score: 1

    Amazingly enough I was smack in the middle of reviewing a half dozen live cd's when this article
    popped up on the radar.

    Knoppix 3.6
    Mepis 2004-04
    pcLinuxOS Preview 7
    slax 4.2
    suse 9.2
    mandrakeMove 10.1
    dsl 0.8.4

    The criteria was to give to a know nothing about
    nothing newb with a new state of the art pc
    with 512meg ram, nvidia video, dvd-burner, broadband, AC97 sound and their desires where

    Finds all pre-existing hard drives and makes them
    available for read/write (fat32)

    Play commercial music cd's as well as mp3's and ogg

    Auto dns/dhcp using Firefox default browser

    Play commercial dvd's with sound

    Use usb keys of any size 512/256/64 etc

    See smb windows intranet shares

    Come with Office, gnucash, p2p file sharing,
    irc,icq,all automagically working with no
    setup tweaks other than startup questions

    Only one did all these things...

    It was pcLINUXos preview 7 from texstar

    Everything worked perfectly right outta the box
    no hand holding...no tweaks...

    So now I have to look no further to find my
    Xmas noob live linux cd to give away

    I thought knoppix was gonna take it but it
    failed to read the larger usb keys because they
    are represented as hard drives sda instead
    of floppies sda1

    and it has no p2p app....

    ciao...

  250. MOD PARENT UP by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

    It only died for three days, but then it was forked into a new incarnation.

  251. One good post out of 500+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, how does a great, informative comment like this only get a 1 Score, while all the other trash posts consisting of "d00d don't send Linux, you'll look like a dork" get modded to 5's????

    The bulk of these comments are just pure garbage, and I'm afraid Slashdot is no longer a forum for useful insight and information.

  252. If you want to get technical... by cavac · · Score: 1

    ...on X-Mas, try this:

    If your people don't live all in the same place (and have high-bandwith connection), you might want to try giving them hardware VOIP phones. Grandstream BT-100's are quite cheap and you can call them any time for free saying you love them.

    Or, if you're not having much money, why not build them some Kippenlights. Although the picture is from the beta-test, you should get the idea... All you need are some low power Leds and a blink-circuit of your choice. Mine runs on a 9V block for about 10-12 days apiece.

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  253. Gift vs. Present by tedhiltonhead · · Score: 1

    Be careful of the difference between a gift and a present. A present is something the giver likes himself, but a gift is something the giver thinks the recipient will like.

  254. Or not. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    YOU CAN DELETE THE BROWSER HISTORY!
    For your convenience and safety, this kind of nudges FireFox up the gift-giving ladder a few notches.
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  255. Damn Small Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would suggest using Damn Small Linux as your LiveCD, because it's small and fast. But it doesn't have very many games, so you should remaster the iso to include some fun things. It's an awesome 50MB distro and isn't very hard to use, although it appears not to like Intell Extreme integrated graphics (gives wrong colors unless you adjust things with xsetup.sh)

  256. GISKnoppix - my stocking stuffer by scupper · · Score: 1

    Hey, I found GISKnoppix on the list provided. Very cool. Now I can get in trouble at work for handing it out!

  257. what is the purpose of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    most people in the US have an automobile. Should I give away a box of auto parts and a 567 page guide that deals with internal wiring to as many people as I can to convince them that their brand of car is not as cool as my junk heap instructions that requires 56,455,301 hours of research and implementation to get to a semi-working state?

    Perhaps we should rob old ladies of their walking support and give them a box of nails and some wood to make their own stilts.

    Now, if you are giving it as a hobby gift then great! Mission accomplished. Giving someone a homebrew kit, cooking kit of some sort, or even a starter gardening kit (comes with the required 1/2 cubic foot of soil) is about the hobby... the love of working on it. It is however, not about the use of the product otherwise you would give an equivelent or superior system.

    People brag and boast when they get a linux box to play sound, display a 3D "game" that is 8 years old, or have a GUI desktop that extends correctly to multiple monitors. Perhaps I will pick up home building and brag years later about my 7.8 million dollar... but yet "free" (hint: there is always cost somewhere... usually in time and sanity) cardboard box to all my friends in their foolish 150,000 dollar homes that they have been living comfortably in the whole time I was slopping through the mud banging parts together and reading incomplete documentation linked from unauthoritative posts from thousands of other "home-home-brew" folk like me leading me down every increasing avenues of futility and ruin until I just happened upon the real solutions. Repeat this for each brick, nail, 2x4, etc that is in and around the house and you have Linux.

    MS has nothing to worry about. Sure they are being driven to change... that is how the universe operates. Eventually they will adapt and have ease of use, power of operation, and freedom of choice while Linux continues to fall further behind in available features and functionality.

    The car building analogy for this would be when you have the "community" shout Huzzah! for creating a model T while the rest of the world is using flying cars, matter-energy transportation and FTL travel throughout the Galaxy. In addition, trying to perform regular maintenance on that Model T will result in clashing with the army of pimply angst ridden teenagers out to try their best to make you feel stupid and establish some sort of dominance over you.

    I guess they stereotype really is true... if you get beat-up on in school you end up being a bag of crap that does whatever they can to "get back" and innocent people to try and up your status and standing years later. After all, that person using another distro, OS, or interface obviously deserves to be strung up because they are not cool in your eyes. Perhaps you can sick RMS on them and cut their balls of for not forcing "freedom" down peoples throats and then sick the ever patient, self policing and consistent ESR on them for not genuflexing enough to you and your group. (then publish self serving and conflicting docs about how to ask for help... remember kids, you must always soudn intelligent even when you are not, and suck up correctly so that the pimply "developer" can feel big and needed)

  258. the not free one by the_non_geek · · Score: 1

    how about the easiest and most used? Mac os X. If you have a couple thousand dollars to spend.