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New Video Game Recreates Kennedy Assassination

theodp writes "Lee Harvey Oswald-wannabes will be able to simulate the assassination of President John F. Kennedy when Traffic Games releases the $9.99 JFK Reloaded on Monday to coincide with the 41st anniversary of Kennedy's murder in Dallas. 'It is despicable,' said a spokesman for Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kennedy, the late president's brother."

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  1. Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by mfh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This doesn't sound like a fun game to me. I'll have to try it out anyway, but it seems kinda off. I can gun down a million monsters in most enjoyable FPS games. How is putting four bullets in JFK going to bring me *any* satisfaction? Magic bullet, indeed.

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    1. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by JPriest · · Score: 0

      Think CSI

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    2. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CSI sucked as a game. It was kinda cool but toooooo short. Ok so you shoot the guy then look at what you did????

      That's pretty messed up. I'm not sure I would classify that as a game.

    3. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Though I think the History Channel or Discovery had another NEW JFK thing. They recreated the shot, and it seems like it is totally possible to have one bullet do what it did.

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    4. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shots you mean.

    5. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      It aint the quanity, its the quality.

    6. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by ceeam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Huh! Imagine when on higher levels there are HUNDREDS! of limos with Kennedies rushing at you! Like in old arcades.

    7. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about showing even the average idiot like yourself how difficult it would have been for 1 man to take out Kennedy.

      I'm glad you aren't a game designer. People are usually not happy with *trying* to get a single kill through the major part of a game.

      Also I bet you have no problem mowing down nazis or zombies or japanese or vietcong or iraqis.

      Nice flame bait, but I'm afraid you fail it. :-)

      He didn't mention this as being a problem for him, and I agree killing one guy (regardless if he's black, white, yellow, red, green or blue) seems kinda... dull.

    8. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

      And finally, a gigantic limo drives up, with a humongous Kennedy.

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    9. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by realdpk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Huge, all except his head, which is, as we know, his vulnerable spot.

    10. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by SlashN · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what the distances were compared with the 2001 dc snipers John Malvo and company. It would be interesting to see a comparison of the difficulty, and the position required by the snipers, and the angle of the shots.

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    11. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by rleibman · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's already a humongous Kennedy. He senates for Massachussets.

    12. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your ip add. is loged

    13. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be educational. BTW, I wrote a JE a while back with this very idea: Prior Art.

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    14. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      If someone does an expansion pack or a mod to make it into "The Day of The Jackal" I'll buy it.

      Of course I mean the good one, not the one with Bruce Willis. The film and the book both had me rooting for the assassin!

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    15. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      As if anyone could shoot Bush. No bullet on earth could possible penetrate the amount of paranoia around him.

    16. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by bpd1069 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The DC sniper shottings were not that impressive interms of distance, most were less than 100 yards. The only thing that is interesting is the modified backseat that allowed the shooter to fire from a prone position under complete cover out of a hole in the trunk. Never heard of anything like that before.

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    17. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, I wrote a JE a while back with this very idea: Prior Art.

      Right, and the game creators saw your journal entry and whipped the game up in the span of two months. Possible, but I think unlikely.

    18. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      Oh my god... they killed kenny.

      (he will be alive n the next episode. )

    19. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Informative
      He senates for Massachussets.

      Verbing weirds language....

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    20. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      How is putting four bullets in JFK going to bring me *any* satisfaction?

      Will there be a community created "Bush Mod"? That I'd pay to see!

    21. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Master+Ben · · Score: 1

      Ahem. There was only 3 bullets. Anymore and you'd have to assume that there was more than one shooter. Only 2 of those bullets hits JFK, one in the neck and one in the head. Sorry, had to get the JFK conspiracy thing out of the way(the movie was pretty food by the way)

      But seriously, this sounds like a weird idea for a game in the first place. The company had to know it would cause controversy which is why they made it and are selling it for $10 a pop(pun intended).

      I have to admit the game has intrigued me and if I can find a free version I will probably play it, but no one ever accused me of having good taste.

    22. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think it's supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be educational. BTW, I wrote a JE a while back with this very idea: Prior Art.

      That's nothing. Back in the 80's a buddy and me wrote a game based on the Kennedy assassination for the Commodore 64.

      It was kinda cool. It played a cheesy version of "Hail to the Chief" while you shot at the president. If you remember the kind of sounds that came out of a Commodore, you know what I mean.

      Naturaly, not everybody thought it was as funny as we did. My girlfriend came home from work, took a look at our game and the collection of beer bottles around the apartment, and made a face like she'd bit into a lemon. She asked us, "Don't you two shingle-heads have anything better to do?"

      I gave a copy of it to friend to take to work with him at the water department. He showed it to some old man who worked there. I understand the old geezer flipped out, and threatened to call the FBI on us.

      We uploaded it up to some bulletin board, and promptly got banned after some of the other customers complained.

      I guess we should have stuck with it, since it looks like there's a buck to made.

      But we didn't exactly get a lot of encouragement at the time. Didn't look very promising. I wonder if there's still a copy of our version floating around on the net some where?

    23. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ok, I'm using your grandma's internet connection. I'm glad she uses outlook.

    24. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Heh. He senates.

    25. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      The other thing that was interesting is that they traveled around to different areas. IIRC the other "random people snipers" all just stayed in one place (e.g. the top of the building, by the side of the highway). Malvo and co. managed to freak out an entire metropolitan area.

      I lived in northern Virginia at the time (and in fact I drive by one of the gas stations where someone got killed on the way to my dad's house...creepy), and was a senior in high school, and they wouldn't let us go outside for athletic practice, lunch, anything, and we didn't have football games for a few months - we didn't even have a homecoming game.

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    26. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      As if anyone could shoot Bush. No bullet on earth could possible penetrate the amount of paranoia around him.

      I think you meant to say "hellfire".

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    27. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      ...in fact I drive by one of the gas stations where someone got killed on the way to my dad's house...

      Someone got killed on the way to your dad's house?

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    28. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by ischorr · · Score: 1

      "I guess we should have stuck with it, since it looks like there's a buck to made."

      Yes, because the only reason to do (or not do) something is because of the promise of financial reward.

    29. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nothing like the obligatory Calvin and Hobbes quote?

    30. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Someone got killed on the way to your dad's house?

      That's what the man said. What are you, like, dyslexic, or have tourettes, or something?

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    31. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by wmaker · · Score: 1

      "This will not stand, man." - Jeffery Lebowski

      "... and I sure as shit, DON'T FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!" - Walter Sobchak

    32. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. Now you understand capitalism.

    33. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Guys...informative? Come on--I was going for a cheap laugh. :)

      Anyway, mad props to Bill Watterson, who coined the phrase.

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    34. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, but you get the karma bonus for informative or insightful, not for funny.

    35. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by WarlockD · · Score: 1

      Yea, so now we can't call you a hippy or a pinkco Commie.

    36. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Not that you'll ever read this since it's a late post, and not that you'll be able to understand it if you do read it, but here goes....

      It was intended to be a humorous jab at an ambiguous statement. Is the gas station one he passes on the way to his dad's house (which is probably correct), or did someone get shot on the way to his dad's house (which is likely not at all what he meant but the phrasing made it sound that way)?

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    37. Re:Doesn't Sound Fun to Me by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      By the way, what the heck does tourettes have to do with either post anyway? Is it something you were just compelled to blurt out?

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  2. Sequel ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one am looking forward to "Chappaquiddick II: The Game"

    1. Re:Sequel ideas? by Frymaster · · Score: 1
      I for one am looking forward to "Chappaquiddick II: The Game"

      really, what i want for christmas is:

      • "squeaky" - the lynette fromme vs. gerald ford game. 20 extra points for taking the safety off.
      • "call me czolgosz! if you can!" - polish anarchist fights american president in this real time strategy game.
      • "zero year!" - can you make the zero year prediction come true and take out reagan?

      estimated play time for all three, four and half minutes.

    2. Re:Sequel ideas? by earthforce_1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      To be followed by the JFK Junior Flight Simulator game.

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    3. Re:Sequel ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gonna go try to hook up with Squeaky when she gets out next year?

    4. Re:Sequel ideas? by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about a Grover Cleveland related game in which you try to see how many activities you can do twice on non-consecutive occasions?

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    5. Re:Sequel ideas? by roseblood · · Score: 3, Funny

      To be followed by the JFK Junior Flight Simulator game

      Or perhaps a Senator Kennedy Driving game. Extra points awarded the further you can distance yourself from the body of the woman you just killed [politicaly as well as physicaly.]

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    6. Re:Sequel ideas? by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      If only I had some spare 'political science' mod points, I'd give them to you. Sadly, I don't think many people will even get the joke.

    7. Re:Sequel ideas? by dextr0us · · Score: 1

      I just found a JFK:Reloaded (excuse the expression) Killer.

      Its office chair racing.

      http://www.gamershell.com/download_2548.shtml

      Check it freaking out.

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    8. Re:Sequel ideas? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      So... a sex simulator?

    9. Re:Sequel ideas? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Oooh! And Sony Bono Skiing!

      Damn we're mean...

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    10. Re:Sequel ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I guess a William Kennedy-Smith simulation dating game?

    11. Re:Sequel ideas? by Bishop923 · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those that don't get the reference...
      Grover Cleveland was the only president to be elected into office(1885-1889, fail at his first re-election* then run again 4 years later and win a second term(1893-1897), making him both the 22nd and 24th president.

      *Interestingly enough he lost under the same scenario that Al Gore fell victim to in 2000, namely that he got more popular votes, but lost in the Electoral votes.

    12. Re:Sequel ideas? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      To be followed by the JFK Junior Flight Simulator game.

      Yeah, you attempt to make a night landing without ever learning to navigate using only your instruments.

      LK

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    13. Re:Sequel ideas? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0

      That actually sounds more fun than GWB Trainer Sim.

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    14. Re:Sequel ideas? by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, yeah, that's what "Chappaquiddick" refers to.

    15. Re:Sequel ideas? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      And to tie it all up, the Michael Kennedy Donwhill Football Slalom simulator....

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    16. Re:Sequel ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as mean as the game where you try to maximize how many Jews and other non-aryans you can incenerate before the Allies come and fuck your party up.

    17. Re:Sequel ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I'll take Jack Ruby or even Sirhan Sirhan.

    18. Re:Sequel ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was an idiot to fly at night when not trained to do so, and no one can argue otherwise. I also think he was an idiot for getting lost, it's not *that* difficult to fly in zero visibility (I wouldn't want to land like that, though).

    19. Re:Sequel ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps a JFK assassination game.

    20. Re:Sequel ideas? by fo0bar · · Score: 1

      Sonny Bono Extreme Winter Sports 2K4!

    21. Re:Sequel ideas? by polin8 · · Score: 1

      > That actually sounds more fun than GWB Trainer Sim.

      That's the one where you get drunk next to a fighter jet, then run out for another sixer just before roll call?

    22. Re:Sequel ideas? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I see you've played. I wasn't able to get past the medical exam, so I had to transfer to Alabama. At that point, I couldn't find the damn airbase, so I said, "Screw it, I'm going to get an MBA at Harvard."

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    23. Re:Sequel ideas? by niteice · · Score: 1

      Oooh! And Sony Bono Skiing! Can you base it on Microsoft SkiFree?

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    24. Re:Sequel ideas? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      And the Sonny Bono ski challenge?

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    25. Re:Sequel ideas? by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      making him both the 22nd and 24th president

      I realize that this is the commonly accepted numbering system, but it's stupid and it drives me nuts. The man wasn't two different presidents. He was the 22rd president, who took office again after the 23rd president's administration. Is that such a mind-bender that we have to resort to a kludge to avoid it?

    26. Re:Sequel ideas? by yorkpaddy · · Score: 1

      I went as sonny bono for halloween this year

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  3. Whats wrong? by ericdano · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What is wrong with it? I see re-creations all the time on the History Channel, Discovery, etc, etc, etc. Why not create a game that lets you do it? It is something that happened. Where is the upcry when you have WWII games happening??

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    1. Re:Whats wrong? by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's see... It's:

      1) disrespectful to the family of the victim.
      2) morbid
      3) a cheap ploy to get attention for a mediocre effort.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twin Towers 2....

    3. Re:Whats wrong? by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where is the upcry when you have WWII games happening??

      Games about WWII: OK.

      Games about shoveling the dead naked bodies of Jews into ovens: Not OK.

      I guess the point is that some things just go beyond what most people think is appropriate/acceptable/good taste.

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    4. Re:Whats wrong? by vranash · · Score: 1

      I thought that was an adult themed fps... ;-p

    5. Re:Whats wrong? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      IOW they makers of the game are doing the exact same thing the senate does 50+ times per year? It's king of like a whore complaining about sexual harassment.

    6. Re:Whats wrong? by Erwos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shooting Nazis is generally considered good form, because they're universally regarded as evil personified and with damn good reason. You'll notice that this is the objective of 99.9% of FPS WWII games. Not too many games where you start off as an SS soldier out to kill FDR, some famous Jewish rabbi, etc.

      More to the point, you get _points_ for drilling JFK just so with your rifle. That's pretty tasteless, and for a president who was liked pretty well (so I'm told) by most of the world, you'd think they could stay away from that...

      -Erwos

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    7. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Like Edward's running a car off the bridge and killing a woman and not reporting it for 10 hours?

      Try again

    8. Re:Whats wrong? by wviperw · · Score: 1

      "What is wrong with it? I see re-creations all the time on the History Channel, Discovery, etc, etc, etc. Why not create a game that lets you do it?"

      The primary difference here is that you are the one doing the "killing." All of a sudden it is interactive and YOU are making the choice to assasinate the President, regardless of the fact that it is still a video game. When watching a documentary about it on the History Channel your motives are hopefully a little better than getting pleasure out of seeing JFK die--for example you might be interested in how it happened and state of mind behind Lee Harvery Oswald that moved him to shoot.

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    9. Re:Whats wrong? by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good point.

      I notice that games like Battlefield 1942 never include scenarios like being one of the Soviet troops who murdered the Polish officers in the Katyn forest massacre, or playing one of the SS thugs at Treblinka.

      They all seem to be based on scenarios where the people you're trying to shoot can shoot back.

      -jcr

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    10. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WWII games are not about a specific real life
      people.

    11. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be from MassASSchewshits.

    12. Re:Whats wrong? by POLAX · · Score: 1

      Are we talking about the game "America's Army" here or what?

    13. Re:Whats wrong? by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't the same thing be said about the game? To see if the shot actually could be made?

      I see it more of a historical recreation game, where you are trying to see if it could actually be done.

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    14. Re:Whats wrong? by Boronx · · Score: 5, Funny

      And yet a large minority of the players devote their time to knifing hapless newbs.

    15. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a simulation, I don't have a problem with it. But it's a "game" where you have to try to kill JFK in the way that Oswald allegedly did. It doesn't sound like much fun to me, nor a particularly good idea.

    16. Re:Whats wrong? by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

      It's not that I support profiting from lost lives in any case, but we are referring to not only a specific person (instead of Joe Shmoe with a helmet and rifle), but a former president of the USA. This man was beloved by millions of Americans, and his assasination was without a doubt an act of terrorism. Would you like to see a game showing an EXACT recreation of flight 93 along with an EXACT digital remake of the passengers' faces before that terrible crash? IMHO, I think this is going too far...

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    17. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but those scenarios would be the most fun.

    18. Re:Whats wrong? by mm0mm · · Score: 1
      The recreations conducted by History Channel, etc, etc, etc. are solely for the purpose of reexamining the incident to re-discover/uncover the truth behind the assassination. Thanks so much for conspiracy theorists. The recreations are based on scientific research and for informational, if not educational, purposes only.

      Games are for your pleasure. IMO, killing one of the most famous political figures who were actually assassinated won't be fun to play. The death of Kennedy is not justifiable. While killing of unethical, immoral figures is generally condoned in games, I don't think JFK is among this type of public figures.

      If recreation of history can be justified unconditionally just because "it really happened," you will soon find yourself playing Hitler to conquer the entire Europe. You may find there is nothing wrong with it because it's just a game. I don't think so.

    19. Re:Whats wrong? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      How about:

      4) An attempt to prove that Oswald could have taken all the shots that day, to shut up a significant segment of the conspiracy theorists at long last

      The company is offering a prize to whoever comes closest to the timing and results of Nov. 22, 1963, using this simulation.

    20. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ericdao, you are a dumb ass. There is a big DIFFERENCE between a "game" and a show that tries to be educational etc, etc, etc. Though I have a feeling you would be the last person to ever watch educational shows like the History Channel or Discovery.

    21. Re:Whats wrong? by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I don't play enough video games to know what it is called but I recall a WWII video game where at least part of the time you were an assassin, and you had to kill specific people. You still got shot at by guards and so forth so it wasn't just a massacre, but there were rooms where everyone was unarmed and you could just pick them off.

      I agree that a game portraying Jews thrown in graves would be more offensive but it's also not that far removed from a visit to the Holocaust Museum or the Museum of Tolerance, where the conditions of Jews are recreated in rather direct ways. The difference there of course is that in the museum you play the role of the victim.

      It's an interesting question and I'm not sure where I fall on it but I can't say I'm too offended by this, especially given the explanation someone else posted that the videogamemakers want to prove that the Warren Commission hypothesis is not possible. If that's the case, then there is little question that this is a form of political speech and even historical research, poor taste or no.

    22. Re:Whats wrong? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Your kidding right? I saw my Uncle Shfunshenheisen in one of the games recently. Needless to say I shot him dead.

    23. Re:Whats wrong? by milkme123 · · Score: 1

      Games about shoveling the dead naked bodies of Jews into ovens: Not OK.

      Hmmmm....

      Could the Source engine's physics model be useful?

      Maybe every time you used the shovel a warning woudl pop up saying that you were committing a hate crime.

    24. Re:Whats wrong? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      A large part of that is desire for challenge. It's not much fun to have a game where there is just no opposition. Fighting other characters with guns is a challenge. Executing a bunch of unarmed characters wouldn't be.

    25. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off: What the hell does the Senate have to do with this? Second: What's wrong with you? Even if your premise made sense, two wrongs don't make a right.

      This is just a ploy to play on immorality in order to gain attention. No matter who does that, it's wrong, and should be discouraged.

    26. Re:Whats wrong? by Spyffe · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Shooting Nazis is generally considered good form
      The people who got drafted to go fight in Russia or France aren't people I'd be proud of killing. We're not talking about Himmler's Totenkopfeinheiten here; these are humans, many of whom would probably much rather be safe at home than in some foreign country getting shot at.

      I would be more inclined to draw the moral line at the shooting of defenseless people, if I were going to draw one.

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    27. Re:Whats wrong? by Phleg · · Score: 1

      They all seem to be based on scenarios where the people you're trying to shoot can shoot back.

      That's so unfair :(

      On a more serious note, the Katyn massacre was indeed horrible. The Polish suffered greatly during World War II--not least of which was the utter levelling of Warsaw with dynamite, block by block. Nasty stuff.

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    28. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) disrespectful to the family of the victim.

      I'd like to hear someone say that about all these right-wing folks in the media knocking on the Kennedy's who are still alive.

      If you put RT to the FA, you would see they Kennedy family did not object to the product.

    29. Re:Whats wrong? by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 1

      For another game like this see 9-11 Survivor
      This project was intented as a "recreation" of a historical evernt, as was never designed as a commercial project. In this game you are an office worker tring to escape from the Towers.

    30. Re:Whats wrong? by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      I voted for Bush, and I think the idea of assasination history games has potential from an educational standpoint. Why stop here? Why not add other famous presidents and presidential candidates? Why not add attempted assasinations that didn't work out? Reagan, RFK, Lincoln, McKinley, et al. were all targetted, and some were killed. People should learn about these incidents as well.

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    31. Re:Whats wrong? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      The game hasn't even been released yet, but somehow you KNOW that it's a mediocre effort?

      LK

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    32. Re:Whats wrong? by Raspberry · · Score: 1

      So they should have made you play as JFK and try to dodge the bullet ala Bullet-Time(tm).

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    33. Re:Whats wrong? by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      Not to get into the debate over whether or not the game is a good thing or not, but I believe you are mistaken about a factual point. The game is intended to show that it was entirely possible for Kennedy to be killed by a single gunman.

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    34. Re:Whats wrong? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      That's my opinion of "The Passion of the Christ", but how much money did that make?

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    35. Re:Whats wrong? by ugo · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to watch a recreation of a muder on the History Channel, it's another to put yourself in the role of the murder. As for the WWII games it is often considered patriotic to kill people of other contires. It's another thing to practice killing your own President. There is a line.

      It's not stupid it's advanced.

    36. Re:Whats wrong? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      That's because games like movies are trying to expand the meme that wars are heroic actions and that it makes people heroic to participate in war.

      The success of that meme being propagated by countless movies and books has now resulted in an atmosphere where it's extremely politically incorrect to critize any soldier or even any war. Rah Rah, Go US, Support our troops etc.

      Obviously it's not like the movie or the game manufacturers want to persue a point of view, they want to give the public what it wants and the public has been programmed by the govt to want wars. Entertainment goes to re-inforce this notion rather then create it.

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    37. Re:Whats wrong? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      The game hasn't even been released yet, but somehow you KNOW that it's a mediocre effort?


      The fact that they will be selling it for $10 suggests that it won't be top-shelf fare...

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    38. Re:Whats wrong? by Zonnald · · Score: 1

      I think the game designers assumed the shot can be made, they are rating the players ability to emulate the shot that would most realistically have the "Desired" effect.

    39. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off I have to let you know I enjoy getting head shots in UT2k4 just as much as the next guy. Second does this remind you of that columbine mod? http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-07 -18

      Now let me say there is no way this is going to satisfy any of the conspiracy theorist. Nothing short of going back in time and showing them the events for real would stop any of that. You have to realize that people don't necessarily think it was impossible, they just don't think Oswald did it. Besides conspiracy theories are one of these ways people help to explain events of seeming random and harsh violence.
      Further more I don't historical re-enactments are comparable to this game. First of all re-enactments are general done for battles of one sort or another. I know every year people go out and re-enact civil war battles. I don't think every year some one re-enacts the Kennedy assassination, or any other assassination. The only reenactments of the Kennedy assassination I've seen are part of an investigation. It's there to show you specific details or something like that.
      While you can say that's the purpose of this game I would have reason to doubt that. A game like this would be more acceptable if it had more educational material packed in with it. A sort of encyclopedia britican of the kennedy assassination. Second historical reenactments are a performances done for an audience. This is not being done for an audience. If there selling this as a game, which they are, the idea is that it entertains you. Finally their making money on this. I know the documentaries make money off their commercials. However the documentaries could just as easily make that money without the reenactments, and some do.
      Finally this guy made state of emergency. While you can say he uses edgy game content to push an idea I couldn't disagree more. Honestly he's like marlin mansion, he tries to get a shocker and uses that to help sell his stuff.
      Before any of you trolls out there jumps I don't think marlin mansion is a bad guy, I don't think his music sucks. I've honestly never listened his stuff. In bowling for columbine I though he came across as intelligent and nice. However when you have fetuses in iv bags in a music video, you have to admit he uses shock to sell his stuff.

    40. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your counter-argument could be a little broader in scope. It's helpful to seperate yourself from your humanity when making an effective argument.

      For number 1, accusing people of being disrespectful is kind of weak. I mean, one might also say that a game where you go around killing Nazi soldiers is disrespectful to the families of fallen Nazi soldiers. Does a dead person deserve respect only because they're remembered fondly, or were well-known/famous?

      Argument number 2 is certainly subjective. Weak.

      Number 3 is also a bit subjective, but is probably true. That's a decent argument. You might go a bit further and say that by attempting to gain notoriety by using shock is bad for the gaming community. The game is whipping up anger in anti-gaming types, and could be hurting the industry.

      I think that's really the most concrete argument as far as I'm concerned.

      You could also make an argument about the game simulating behavior is detrimental to society. But in that case you'd be casting a net over many games (GTA comes to mind.) I think in this case too, you'd find yourself confronted with a few prickley counter-arguments; however, I think this it the type of argument a (good) politician would go for immediately.

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    41. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shooting Nazis is generally considered good form, because they're universally regarded as evil personified and with damn good reason.

      Unless most people here know whats wrong with that sentence, I fear for humanity.

    42. Re:Whats wrong? by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

      From the site:

      News

      3-20-2003
      SCREENSHOTS!!
      We now have actual in game screenshots available...Look for a playabe version soon!

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      That is the latest news and there is no download posted. The screenshot links are also broken. I suspect this may be an abandoned project.

    43. Re:Whats wrong? by crayz · · Score: 1

      Edward's? You know Teddy on a first-name basis? Sounds like you got him confused with the VP-not-to-be

    44. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I would not want to play a game where I try to crucify Jesus (peace be upon him). Well, I can't really predict how the Christian community would react to it, they may condemn it as just Satanic, or they may support it the way people re-enact Good Friday every year in painful, mournful detail.

    45. Re:Whats wrong? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Games are for your pleasure. IMO, killing one of the most famous political figures who were actually assassinated won't be fun to play.

      Seeing the current state of things in the U.S, that would probably depend on your political party. ;)

    46. Re:Whats wrong? by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

      Tasteless, sure. But how this could be more disgusting than what we've got going on in the White House and Iraq right now, I don't know.

    47. Re:Whats wrong? by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with it?

      You Cant play the other shooters.

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    48. Re:Whats wrong? by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1

      I think the difference is that most games you're killing a generalization, not a specific person. Giving them a real person's identity would definitely change things. If this was actually done as a historical lesson, compiling all the evidence and letting you experiment with the different theories, it might be interesting. This just sounds like a tasteless gimmick though.

    49. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that they will be selling it for $10 suggests that it won't be top-shelf fare...

      Hell there's games selling for 39.95 and 49.95 US that aren't top shelf fare.

    50. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see you whining about shooting the crap out of hitler in wolfenstein3d.

    51. Re:Whats wrong? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      But it's OK for American games developers to make games about the Vietnam war, where hundreds of thousands of innocent people lost their lives... Though I guess to you the President is worth hundreds of thousands of faceless foreigners. I really hope I'm wrong.

    52. Re:Whats wrong? by whiny · · Score: 1

      They all seem to be based on scenarios where the people you're trying to shoot can shoot back.

      That'd be sweet! I hope in one of the higher levels, Kennedy jumps out of the car, grabs a Secret Service revolver, runs up the stairs, and kicks your ass.

    53. Re:Whats wrong? by NanoGator · · Score: 1
      "More to the point, you get _points_ for drilling JFK just so with your rifle."

      Not true, at least in a contextual sense.

      Points are awarded or subtracted based on how accurately the shots match the official version of events as documented in by the Warren Commission, which investigated Kennedy's assassination.


      In other words, points are awarded for recreating a moment in history, not for killing JFK specifically.

      I understand why this is contraversial, but tasteless? Seems to me that it's anything but. I don't blame people for being offended, but c'mon, the article's right there.
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    54. Re:Whats wrong? by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      Actually most, of not all, of the american games in WW2 never include scenarios with Soviet troops, period. While perfectly free to do so this has the interesting side effect that most americans have a cowboy-like view on WW2. The only thing they know about the Soviet troops are things like Katyn while blissful of the bombing of Dresden by the USAF and the RAF.

      If there is an argument about this JFK game is that, if sucessfull, it will mold the minds of americans on the event. If this is good or not I don't know, I'm only thankful that this time it's an internal situation of the US that gets distorted.

    55. Re:Whats wrong? by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      In this light, I believe there should be a game out where you play JFK, and you shoot Oswald.

      In Soviet Russia, JFK assasinates you!

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    56. Re:Whats wrong? by ricewind · · Score: 1

      Sounds a bit like at least one of the missions in Return to Castle Wolfenstein. 'Operation Resurrection' is the one that springs to mind.

    57. Re:Whats wrong? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I understand why this is contraversial, but tasteless? Seems to me that it's anything but. I don't blame people for being offended, but c'mon, the article's right there."

      Sorry for replying to my own post, but I had a chat with somebody about this topic and felt I should express a slight change in opinion. When I posted that, I hadn't considered the effects on the Kennedy family. From that point of view, yes, tasteless probably is a word I'd use. Though the game's only $10, they're still (more than likely) making a profit from it. Seeing as how it isn't clear this will do little more than affect people's opinions (as opposed to actually providing any real evidence...) it's hard to judge this game as being much more valuable than an educational tool. In that respect, I can see what you mean by tasteless now.

      I still think there is validity to my point about the goals of the game, I think that should still be considered when rendering an opinion over this game. At the very least, though, I think what I just said about the overall taste of this game should be considered as well.

      G'nite.

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    58. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to showing the real thing over and over on TV?

    59. Re:Whats wrong? by @madeus · · Score: 1

      And yet a large minority of the players devote their time to knifing hapless newbs.

      Spoken like a true Lineage 2 player! ;)

    60. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More generally:

      Games where you can play on the good (i.e. the one that won) side: OK

      Games where you play on the bad (i.e. the one that lost) side: not OK

      Hence it's ok to kill Nazis and not ok to kill Allied troops. Also note how most games will either let you play the 'good' side, or both sides. You will be hard-pressed to find many games where you can only play the 'bad' side.

      Of course, had there been any other outcome in history, our entire perception of who is good and who is bad would be completely different. But that's a different topic....

      In the JFK game case you play on the bad side and hence it's not OK. Unless you could also play a JFK bodyguard in a mission to foil the assassination attempt.

    61. Re:Whats wrong? by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      The recreations conducted by History Channel, etc, etc, etc. are solely for the purpose of reexamining the incident to re-discover/uncover the truth behind the assassination.
      I'd say those recreations and investigations ultimately are intended to attract viewers so that advertisements interspersed therein have an audience.

      But then, many people call me cynical.

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    62. Re:Whats wrong? by igb · · Score: 1

      That's because the vast majority of the target
      audience want to believe the SS were elite troops.
      Holocaust denial comes in many forms, and the vast
      majority of WW2 wargaming just does it subtly.

      ian

    63. Re:Whats wrong? by yaqub0r · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct. But, I can't help but wonder how many people who find this game "despicable" find the games where we kill other influencial political figures, like the all time favorite Hitler, or more recently Sadaam Husain, despicable.

      Don't give me the "but they were the bad guys" propaganda either. Whether they are bad guys or not, all of your reasons still hold. In addition to that, believe it or not, there were people who did not like JFK. Also, perhaps and even harder pill to swallow, there are people who like the previously mentioned political figures.

    64. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a reverse Godwin.

    65. Re:Whats wrong? by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

      What's really wrong with it is that they want to charge you $10 for it. I mean, there really isn't enough gameplay in there for that kind of money, unless you put in other assassinations, then you might have a $10 game, but one level, that's a shareware Demo.

    66. Re:Whats wrong? by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Seeing the current state of things in the U.S, that would probably depend on your political party. ;)

      Well it shouldn't.

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    67. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it would be shoveling the dead naked bodies of Jews out of the ovens.

    68. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Isn't a Dead Kennedys concert on 22 November [anniversary of JFK's assassination] in rather bad taste?"
      "Of course. But the assassinations weren't too tasteful either."
      - East Bay Ray interviewed in 1979 by the Vancouver Sun.

    69. Re:Whats wrong? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      games like movies are trying to expand the meme that wars are heroic actions

      As you know, that's not true at all.

      the public has been programmed by the govt to want wars.

      That's not true either. If anything, you're backwards: the government wants (victorious) war because that's what makes the public happy.

      This is because the public are humans, and humans are a product of Darwinian revolution, where competitively destroying opponents is rewarded.

    70. Re:Whats wrong? by orzetto · · Score: 1
      I notice that games like Battlefield 1942 never include scenarios like being one of the Soviet troops who murdered the Polish officers in the Katyn forest massacre, or playing one of the SS thugs at Treblinka.

      For sake of completeness: they don't simulate the bombing of Dresden, or generic carpet bombing on cities either, even when it was the main activity of the planes in the actual war (B-17, B-24); submarine WWII simulators normally don't allow American submariners to surface and finish off the Japs in their life-savers with machine guns, as it usually happened in real life.

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    71. Re:Whats wrong? by James+Turpin · · Score: 1

      Its a poor historical reenacment made into game where you play the bad guy, and the vitims are still alive. In most WWII games you play the "good guys" (i.e., the winners). Thats a bit more tasteful and patriotic, even if its still morbid.

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    72. Re:Whats wrong? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Not all Germans were Nazis, you know. Lots of them were just poor schmucks who got drafted for Der Fuhrer's war.

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    73. Re:Whats wrong? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      " Actually most, of not all, of the american games in WW2 never include scenarios with Soviet troops, period."

      Haven't played Call of Duty, have you?

    74. Re:Whats wrong? by DrCash · · Score: 0

      Terrorists could use this game to simulate -- er, practice -- the assassination of George W. Bush. Although Bush's assassination probably wouldn't be such a bad thing from the democrat's perspective,...

    75. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I have little respect to begin with for a family who paid the mafia for union votes to get JFK elected in the first place.

    76. Re:Whats wrong? by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      No, I haven't :) I was not sure, that's why I said "...most, if not all...".

      Anyway, just to clarify, I think it is normal and expected for US companies to produce games about US campaigns. My comment was more directed on the effects of that practice allied with the traditional anti-soviet propaganda as something to be looked at as an example of the role of games in the whole "mainstream knowledge" building.

    77. Re:Whats wrong? by VoiceForSanity · · Score: 1
      Anyone who thinks this type of product is 'just a game' and everybody should 'lighten up' is a complete moron. Producing a game that does nothing but re-enact, with as much detail as possible, the assasinatin of one of the top 20 leaders of the 20th century (general public opinion, not mine) is just completely reprehensible. If you don't think so, you won't mind my latest game title, "Stalk and rape your sister" due out in time for the holidays!

      Get a Life!

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    78. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "shoveling the dead naked bodies of Jews into ovens"

      I guess thats where the story of the five Jew bakers comes from?

    79. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Games about shoveling the dead naked bodies of Jews into ovens

      That would make a heeeeeee-larious puzzle game!

    80. Re:Whats wrong? by sicking · · Score: 1

      Yup, and the end result is that many people don't know about these events. Making something too horrible to talk about is the best way to make sure that it happens again.

      I'm not saying that making games where gasing jews gives bonuspoints or bombing Dresden earns extralives is a good idea, you need to have a sense of respect for horrible events. But censoring all the 'not glorious' events will give people a very scewed view of war.

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    81. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Nazi's were no different from the allied troops, regular men that took up arms to defend their country against those trying to invade Germany. They weren't in it to kill Jews or anything or for Hitler or anything, they just wanted to make sure their homes and families and way of life would be around for years to come, no different from any one else. So really, pull your head out of your arse, this whole justifiable killing is rediculous.

    82. Re:Whats wrong? by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

      From the website:
      To win the competition, you need to most closely match the shots taken by Lee Harvey Oswald, as concluded in the Warren Commission Report on the assassination of JFK.

      Accuracy of your shots (in terms of trajectory and timing) will be judged purely by the JFK Reloaded server, which is programmed to audit each shot for timing and injuries, and thereby arrive at a total score. The higher the total, the closer you are to Lee Harvey Oswald's actions - and thereby the more clearly you prove that Lee Harvey Oswald had the means and the opportunity to commit the crime.


      While I personally do not think this game is moral or even entertaining, it appears as though it is a mass experiment to try to debunk conspiracy theorists who think there is no way Lee Havey Oswald, a former Marine at that, could have killed JFK. By having enough people play through the scenario, somebody will eventually match the shots quite closely and they will have all the proof they need. If they try to use this in any kind of scientific study, they've gotta be kidding. Games are programs therefore they are programmed. That was an obvious statement, but what I mean is, after a few days of unwanted results, a client will magically report near perfect results, even if the user wasn't even close.

    83. Re:Whats wrong? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      they don't simulate the bombing of Dresden, generic carpet bombing on cities either, even when it was the main activity of the planes in the actual war (B-17, B-24)

      That's False. The B-17 and B-24 were daylight bombers - used against specific targets like factories. Granted, these were in the middle of cities often enough, and they did it anyway even knowing that maby bombs would damage the area around the targets, but that is still not what generic carpet bombing is. Generic carpet bombing was carried out at night when aiming was harder, and those planes that did it were almost exclusively RAF bombers, which had better nighttime navigation abilities, but less accurate bombsights (not that it would have done much good at night anyway).

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    84. Re:Whats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be an awsome game!

    85. Re:Whats wrong? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > How about:
      > 4) An attempt to prove that Oswald could...

      I prefer

      4...Profit!

    86. Re:Whats wrong? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      "Should" has about as much to do with "is" as Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic" has to do with "irony."

      Lots of things go on these days that SHOULDN'T go on. Welcome to humanity, the only species capable of evil for evil's sake.

    87. Re:Whats wrong? by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

      Where is the upcry when you have WWII games happening??
      Don't be ridiculous. You can't possibly compare conventional warfare (conflict between soldiers, which nearly every WW2 game portrays) with murder.

      If a WW2 game came out that casts the player as the administrator of Auschwitz ("Theme Deathcamp", perhaps?), damn right there'd be an uproar. This program appears to be treating the situation with tact and sensitivity, which is a far more relevant reason to not take offense at it. Contrast with that Columbine massacre Half-Life mod from a while back.

    88. Re:Whats wrong? by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

      You, and many others, are completly missing the point. The subject matter of the game is irrelevant; what is relevant is the attitude taken towards the subject matter. It's a question of whether the game can truly be called a game, whether it treats the subject matter with tact and respect - or whether it glorifies atrocities (more to the point: whether it glorifies real atrocities).

      As an aside, I seem to recall Return to Castle Wolfenstein having an assassination mission in it, as well as civilians.

  4. I'm suprised to be agreeing.. by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    with Teddy Kennedy on *anything*, but this is in very poor taste.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:I'm suprised to be agreeing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nobody said anything about eating the game.

    2. Re:I'm suprised to be agreeing.. by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem is that people like Ted Kennedy will try to make a law banning this sort of thing. It may or may not be in poor taste, but companies should have the right to make games like that if they desire. Let the marketplace decide.

    3. Re:I'm suprised to be agreeing.. by jcr · · Score: 1

      The problem is that people like Ted Kennedy will try to make a law banning this sort of thing.

      Well, he might, but we do have this thing called the First Amendment that provides some impediment to that kind of legislation..

      -jcr

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    4. Re:I'm suprised to be agreeing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't one of the Kennedys get away with murdering some girl?

    5. Re:I'm suprised to be agreeing.. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think you misspelled Orin Hatch.

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  5. Oh my god! They killed JFK! by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Those bastards! AGAIN!

    Seriously, tho, WTF?! Is this a way to commemorate what is reportedly (I wasn't born at the time, so I can't speak for it) a very sad day in US history?

    Or is this just a thinly vieled cover for the "Shrubya" skin that will be showing up on 0-day sites shortly after release?

    1. Re:Oh my god! They killed JFK! by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Read about the 10,000 - 100,000 USD contest they are running, it appears that they think that no one will be able to make the shots match the Warren Commission Report.

      That may be why they are doing it.

    2. Re:Oh my god! They killed JFK! by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

      And how amusing will it be if (when?) a 911 "game" comes out?

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    3. Re:Oh my god! They killed JFK! by Satertek · · Score: 1

      There's at least one planned. (I'm sure there will be more)

      http://www.replaystudios.de/survivor/
    4. Re:Oh my god! They killed JFK! by Elkboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoo! I'm one aimbot away from ten grand!

    5. Re:Oh my god! They killed JFK! by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

      Experts tried to fire those 3 rounds with that horrible rifle. None of them was able to fire 3 rounds *and* aim within that short timeframe. And now a videogame that you control with a mouse/keyboard or joystick *can* prove that it was possible? What a joke. This is nothing more than a cheap game that tries to build on the conspiracy theories for publicity.

    6. Re:Oh my god! They killed JFK! by pherris · · Score: 1
      ... it appears that they think that no one will be able to make the shots match the Warren Commission Report.

      From "Full Metal Jacket"

      HARTMAN: Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was?
      (Almost everybody raises his hand.)
      HARTMAN: Private Snowball?
      SNOWBALL: Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!
      HARTMAN: That's right, and do you know how far away he was?
      SNOWBALL: Sir, it was pretty far! From that book suppository building, sir!
      (The recruits laugh at "suppository.")
      HARTMAN: All right, knock it off! Two hundred and fifty feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot! Do any of you people know where these individuals learned to shoot?
      (JOKER raises his hand.)
      HARTMAN: Private Joker?
      JOKER: Sir, in the Marines, sir!
      HARTMAN: In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!
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  6. hummm by yaroze32 · · Score: 0

    history relived, an interesting concept

  7. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully it isn't this company and a Kennedy impersonator.

    1. Re:Well... by stor · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it isn't this company and a Kennedy impersonator.

      Yeah. Hopefully they'll do it with an Elvis impersonator.

      Cheers
      Stor

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  8. Journalistic Standards in Web News Sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Journalistic Standards in Web News Sites: Are They Adequate?

    "...Additionally, there is a valid concern about ego-based censorship at Slashdot. Generally, Rob, Jeff, and most of the other editors are above this sort of thing. Allegations of it crop up from time to time, though, especially in connection with editor Michael Sims, who has been accused of misusing his administrative powers to down-moderate even high-scoring comments to -1 if he didn't like them. Even away from Slashdot, he attracts allegations of misconduct. One recent striking example is Seth Finkelstein's article on the apparent death of the censorware.org site, which Mr. Finkelstein attributes directly to Mr. Sims' out-of-control ego. (Read the article for yourself for details.) This particular example has nothing to do with Slashdot, but it bears on Slashdot to the extent that we may wonder about the integrity of a site that allows such a person on its editorial staff..."

    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2001/3/5/44551/245 22

    1. Re:Journalistic Standards in Web News Sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went and took a look at the entire article the parent posted, plus the links from it, and am pretty shocked, to say the least.

      And I have to say that I've only really ever noticed any of this stuff (weird thread modding, etc) happening on Michael's watch. And then of course there is that whole Roland issue.

    2. Re:Journalistic Standards in Web News Sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't pay a ton of attention to what editors watch what threads, but I have seen it happen. The problem is, there's really no way to discuss this. My emails all get tossed out, comments modded down. I bet if I looked back over my comment summary, I can find the massive thread. I'll report back, save this link, it's a pain to find.

    3. Re:Journalistic Standards in Web News Sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for the record, your -1 came up in metamod. And I had to agree it was off topic. And yes, I'm just a member of the community like you.

  9. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No joke. They probably would be hosting lan parties with free pizza and beer to celebrate it.

  10. "We believe passionately there was no conspiracy," by sailforsingapore · · Score: 0, Troll

    HA!

  11. Awww.... by empee · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was hoping for a game that would let me recreate the beers that were thrown at Ron Artest on Friday night.

    1. Re:Awww.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. The beverages that hit Artest had *ice* in them. Only a fool puts ice in beer.

      Oh, wait...it was an NBA fan.

      Never mind...carry on...

    2. Re:Awww.... by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      That's easy.. go to the next--er.. wait.. 30 games from now--Pacers game.

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    3. Re:Awww.... by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

      Artest got his just rewards. Year suspension WITHTOUT pay.

      Hey Ron, remember that rap album you wanted to work on? You got it. Go ahead. Take the month off. Better yet, we'll just see you next August.

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    4. Re:Awww.... by aixou · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I reviewed the fight from a couple different perspectives (downloaded multiple copies from limewire), and I think that the fans deserve most of the blame. Many of those punkass detroit fans deserve to be knocked out.

      Artest saw the guy who threw the cup on him, and went directly after that guy. The players never tried to involve the fans, the fans involved themselves. I wish the guy who threw the cup had gotten socked harder.

      Not to say that the Pacers don't deserve their penalties, but imho, the Pistons fans are the one that need to be set straight.

      I guess you can't expect much better from a place like Detroit though.

    5. Re:Awww.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would this recreation also include you getting knocked out by a 6 ft 8 angry black man? I think for most slashdotters that would be more scary than Doom 3 and put together.

      P.S. The fans got what they deserve. They are there to spectate, not throw shit on the players. How would you like it if you were stressed out at work and some random guy walked up and threw a cup of beer on you? You'd probably try to beat the shit out of them as well.

    6. Re:Awww.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard the import beers in that arena go for $9! I'd be pissed too.

    7. Re:Awww.... by patches · · Score: 1

      Well the point in the whole thing is that those players no matter what the fans do should never go into the stands and attack someone. With all the video footage of the event, the guy that got hit should file assult charges on him and sue him for all he is worth. That player deserves to go to jail.

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    8. Re:Awww.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The situation was under control until one of the dumbass fans decided to get involved. The fan should have been grabbed by security and kicked out of the arena before Aartest could have even gotten into the stands. But more importantly, THE FAN SHOULD NOT HAVE THROWN ANYTHING AT A PLAYER IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!

      I don't understand how people can't grasp the simple fact that as a spectator, you are there to SPECTATE..nothing more! Yes, you can voice your opinion about the current situation in the game, but you have no right, under ANY circumstances, to get involved in the actual game. You don't touch the players, you don't run onto the court, and you DEFINATELY don't throw anything at the players.

      The fan got what he deserved. If a person throws a cup of beer on you, by all means proceed to beat the shit out of said person. If you feel differently, I will be more than happy to buy you a drink..then throw it in your face and walk away laughing.

    9. Re:Awww.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Would this recreation also include you getting knocked out by a 6 ft 8 angry black man?

      What, white-men can't punch?

    10. Re:Awww.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that the local police actually identified the guy on camera (the guy that threw the beer at Artest). After bringing him in, he admitted that yes it was him on the tape. The police said they will be bringing multiple charges against him, but wouldn't specify what.

      If I had to guess on the charges, I'd say assault, disorderly, and probably something to do with inciting that riot. IMO he deserves it.

  12. Warren Commision. by krymsin01 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was look around on their site earlier. Seems to me that the point of this game is to get people to question the findings of the Warren commision by showing how impossible it is to pull off.

    If you can, they offer a $100,000 reward. Sounds like it's bot time to me...

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    1. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting. There was a lot of speculation after 9/11 that the two planes could not have done sufficient damage to cause the collapses. I wonder if a video game re-enactment could drive the point home?

    2. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's a game you can never win? Hmmm, they should charge a monthly subscription fee.

    3. Re:Warren Commision. by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Impossible in a game doesn't mean much in real life. They have a $100,000 incentive to make sure it doesn't happen.

    4. Re:Warren Commision. by ericdano · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There was a new show, either on Discovery Channel or the History Channel, where they recreated the shot. The bullet pretty much did what the "magic bullet" did. Check it out.

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    5. Re:Warren Commision. by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I've never really cared who killed Kennedy. Did the gov't lie about? Don't really care. If they did, add another mark on the "Lies told to me by the gov't" score board. If not, doesn't matter. It isn't going to bring JFK back to life.

      If it did, then THAT'D be a news story.

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    6. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no. they would have to recreate the actual physics exactly, and could easily be botched.

    7. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This I agree with. The government lies to you? The government doesn't? Doesn't matter. All you have to know is that no one in this world is out to help you and everyone is just trying to take advantage of you. They lie to you? Whoop dee do. The people in the government are not your friends are never will be.

    8. Re:Warren Commision. by johansalk · · Score: 1

      The guy in the Full Metal Jacket movie said it was possible.

    9. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speculation by people with no credentials to do any speculating on the matter.

      They were full of jet fuel; it wasn't just the impact.

    10. Re:Warren Commision. by Hedonist23 · · Score: 1

      And from what I've heard from the conspirators, jet fuel burns at a temperature much lower than what it would take to buckle the steel beams, as is what happened when the building collapsed in upon itself. I don't know the exact figures, just saw a video a buddy got off suprnova once. It was actually fairly interesting.

    11. Re:Warren Commision. by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      Possible != Probable

      The magic bullet theory may be possible (wouldn't be a theory otherwise), but wether it is probable is a very very different question.

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    12. Re:Warren Commision. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      None of the scenarios are probable. Well, unless you think that LBJ hiring the Cuban mafia to assasinate JFK so that LBJ would be made president is likely. So, given the low probability of all of the scenarios, it becomes a relative probability issue. Since most people suck at keeping a secret, it seems that any grand conspiracy would be impossible to keep hidden this long. That leaves small conspiracies and lone-gunman theories. Of those, I find the most probable to be the lone-nut theory, even with the magic bullet. I'm from Dallas, and my parents have met more than one person supposedly in on the conspiracy. My father had met Jack Ruby, and both of my parents had met medical personnel that worked on JFK. If there was a Grand Conspiracy, then I could suspect that my parents were in on it, as well as half of the city of Dallas, the nation of Cuba, most of the Secret Service, and all members of the NRA.

    13. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, did you even read the article? No, the point is exactly the opposite! They agree with the Warren commission findings and want to show that it is indeed possible.

    14. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Improbable != Impossible

      Just because something is improbable does not mean it *couldn't* happen.

    15. Re:Warren Commision. by BalloonMan · · Score: 1

      Oh, so we're supposed to play a "game" where the owners will be out some serious dough if we can do something in their game that they say is "impossible". And we should trust them that they have made a perfectly unbiased simulator where any action that is physically possible could be performed?

      Have you ever seen a rigged game at a carnival? Do you see any similarities in this situation?

      Either these guys are running a scam on a bunch of suckers, or they actually do want somebody to prove the Warren Commission correct, because if it can be done then somebody will do it, and then what?

    16. Re:Warren Commision. by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      So why did his head get thrown backward by the bullet? I've never heard a valid explanation for that other than "he was shot from the front". I've heard all kinds of pseudo-science, but nothing based on reality.

      Never mind the condition of the bullet and the doctored photos. Forget about using the footage from the movie too, that's not real and has someones idea of what happened built in.

    17. Re:Warren Commision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kennedy wasn't facing forward when he got hit. The movie talks as if Kennedy was facing the front of the car, in which case the head movement doesn't make sense. When you realize he was turned significantly, the motion makes much more sense.

    18. Re:Warren Commision. by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

      Entry hole: very small, little energy.
      Exit hole: very large, lots of energy.
      While seemingly counter-intuitive, physical norm is for the target to move toward the shooter. Wrap a melon in celophane and try for yourself. Penn & Teller have a chapter on it in one of their books.

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    19. Re:Warren Commision. by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      That's just plain untrue. You've never shot anything have you? There can not be an increase in energy - especially after using a bunch to break bones (big hole in skull) and stuff. For the target to move toward the shooter, there would have to be a net acceleration of the rest of the system (target and bullet) away from the shooter - that would mean an increase in total energy. Consevation of energy and Conservation of momentum are physical laws and can not be broken regardless of who you are or how hard you try. OTOH, the public will belive anything they see on TV - especially if it's presented by a magician.

      As someone else asked: does it really matter?

    20. Re:Warren Commision. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      There's a sherlock holmes quote areound here somewhere, but I'm not going to be the first to misquote it.

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    21. Re:Warren Commision. by ericdano · · Score: 2, Interesting
      JFK got hit with, I believe, two bullets. The last one blew off like the back of his head. Some people say it was fired from the front, others say from the back.

      The shot that baffles people is the one before, where it enters JFK's back, then travels into the Governor, and ends up in the Governor's leg. A path a lot of experts say is impossible. Yet, on this new Discovery Channel re-enactment, they pretty much recreated the shot, and got pretty much the same results.......

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    22. Re:Warren Commision. by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

      Sherlock Homes quotations

  13. how about a simulation of by taxman_10m · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Chappaquiddick on July 18, 1969.

    1. Re:how about a simulation of by toupsie · · Score: 1

      God, where are my mod points when I really need them! Consider this modded as +1 insightful.

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    2. Re:how about a simulation of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Because the only valid debate tokens are possessed by liberals who are products of only a handful of Philosophy and Sociology programs in select universities in this country. You are only allowed to respond to points, not raise them yourself. Didn't you read the rules?

    3. Re:how about a simulation of by Sinner · · Score: 1

      Um, why is this insightful? More to the point, why are so many people suddenly talking about Ted Kennedy in response to a post about JFK?

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    4. Re:how about a simulation of by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Because of this line that was craftily hidden in the article summary " 'It is despicable,' said a spokesman for Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kennedy, the late president's brother.""

      That's why, damn people don't even read the article SUMMARYS before they bitch

  14. That is the entire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    freaking game? It sounds more like a mini-game within GTA or something.

  15. Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Mr. Kennedy thinks this one is despicable, just wait until he sees the sequel. You know, the one that simulates getting blitzed and driving off a bridge with your mistress, then leaving her to drown while you crawl home and sleep it off

    1. Re:Heh... by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      Talk about differences in thier abilities, one put a man on the moon and the other couldn't get a whore across a bridge...

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  16. Re:If it were a different president by DrMrLordX · · Score: 3, Informative

    While I might or might not agree with your assessment of the Slashdot editors' political opinions, we would all do well to be careful when making remarks regarding violence towards current or former presidents, as well as presidential candidates and other high-level federal officials(elected or appointed). There are laws regarding this sort of thing. If I recall, some late-night talkshow host got into some serious trouble years ago by showing a picture of W at a podium with the words "Snipers Wanted" underneath. Or, something like that. Quite a stir arose from the incident.

  17. Oswald. by TrevorB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Campers. Bastards. The lot of them.

    1. Re:Oswald. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This definately will not be a very fun multiplayer game.

    2. Re:Oswald. by robfoo · · Score: 1

      It's a legitimate strategy! :)
      (Red Vs Blue reference)

    3. Re:Oswald. by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Heh - I'd rather be a happy camper than a grumpy melee fighter.

    4. Re:Oswald. by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      They should give the Kennedy player a gun and he can hop out of the limo.

      Maybe he'll get to do Jackie in the back seat of the limo instead, ala Duke Nukem. Shake 'em, baby!

  18. My question is... by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can this possibly be $10 worth of entertainment? How can this be worth anything?

    I get to shoot one guy, four times? If that costs $10 bucks, I owe Bungie about 180 billion dollars.

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    1. Re:My question is... by magefile · · Score: 1

      You do. Please send that money to Bungie, c/o Magefile at ... ah, screw it. This isn't the place to try a phishing scam.

    2. Re:My question is... by justins · · Score: 1
      I get to shoot one guy, four times? If that costs $10 bucks, I owe Bungie about 180 billion dollars.

      Coincidentally, I played all the way through Oni, and I think Bungie owes me 180 billion dollars.
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    3. Re:My question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unlikely. at 72 billion bullets, if you shot 10 times per second, you would have spent 228 years shooting bullets. i'm not questioning your enthusiasm, but wolfenstein 3d was only released on dos in '92 and i don't think it ran on the abacus, which was current technology in 1776 when you would have had to begin your digital rampage. be warned: bungie has been overbilling you.

      (calculation: $10=4 bullets; $180 billion / 2.5 dollars per bullet = 72 billion bullets; 72 billion seconds in years is 2281 years, but we'll assume 10 bullets per second to be fair, so 228 years.)

    4. Re:My question is... by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

      I can travel through time... I'm cool like that...

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    5. Re:My question is... by Kehvarl · · Score: 0

      The solution is obvious: SnprBoB86 (576143) sends me 180 billion dollars, and you (justins (80659)) give me your bank account information and send me 10 thousand dollars, and I'll forward the 180 billion to you and everyone will be happy.

  19. 'It is despicable,' by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, as so was your boses behavior when he, while driving drunk, killed a woman.

    But thats in the past and doesn't matter.

    1. Re:'It is despicable,' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      You mean exactly like Laura Bush killed her childhood boyfriend during a late night party where the police report has the speed of her vehicle blurred out and she says that it was just an unfortunate accident?

      Just like Teddy.

    2. Re:'It is despicable,' by jcr · · Score: 1

      The game is despicable, and so was Teddy's behavior at Chappaquiddick. What's your point?

      -jcr

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    3. Re:'It is despicable,' by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Do you have any info about that?

    4. Re:'It is despicable,' by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      My point is, you haven't read the game makers site, if you had you would realize their is just a little more to this than a computerized snuff film of a horriable day in Dallas, Texas.

    5. Re:'It is despicable,' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This intrigued me; a bit of Googling and I found this URL: http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/excerpts/2003-1 2-23-perfect-wife_x.htm

    6. Re:'It is despicable,' by jcr · · Score: 1

      I did read their site, and I didn't come away with a favorable opinion of them. YMMV.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:'It is despicable,' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      " In the fall of 1963, Laura narrowly averted a life of pointless obscurity, when she ran a stop sign and collided with another vehicle, inflicting a fatal neck fracture on Mike Douglas, a then-serious boyfriend"

      In-depth Snopes info (TRUE)

      (not same AC)

    8. Re:'It is despicable,' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is more disturbing is that she killed someone has yet supports a person who has no concept of not-killing-people being important.

    9. Re:'It is despicable,' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Murdering bitch.

    10. Re:'It is despicable,' by IvyMike · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, as so was your boses behavior when he, while driving drunk, killed a woman.

      Well, that's pretty much off the topic--so what? That doesn't change the fact that what he's saying is correct.

      But if we're merely trading partisan barbs, it is fascinating how many prominent politicians are guilty of drunk driving and vehicular manslaughter.

    11. Re:'It is despicable,' by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Bush and Cheney were both in their 20s, and Laura Bush was under 18. The mistakes of adolescence/early adulthood are hardly indicitave of anything, except perhaps the resilliance of people, and their ability to better themselves. There's a reason insurance rates for young drivers are obscenely high after all. They make mistakes at a statistically significant higher rate than any other segment of the population. All of these incidents happened decades ago. It's difficult to compare the society, culture, and personality of the persons involved to the present.

  20. weeeee by kaje103 · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh boy oh boy.. I can't wait until they make a simulation of Clinton in the Oval Office. Mission: Hit the mouth Fire torpedo one! The dress was hit, I repeat the dress was hit! Game Over

    1. Re:weeeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can't wait until they make one of Bush's resolve. The towers are hit! Read the book! Read the book!

      Shoot the Iraqi civilians!

    2. Re:weeeee by dextr0us · · Score: 1

      actually, i read on isonews that there already is one. Go search for it, its a "sex simulator!"

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    3. Re:weeeee by killjoe · · Score: 0, Troll

      I just wish our current president would be satisfied by getting his dick sucked in the white house. It would not have cost us 200 billion that's for sure.

      Maybe that's the thing. Maybe people who are happy getting their dicks sucked are not going around starting wars.

      Where is Monica when we need her. Monica your nation needs you, please give bush blowjobs so he wont' start another war.

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    4. Re:weeeee by CKW · · Score: 1

      .
      Your wish is my command.

      http://users.telenet.be/0074ever/Clintonfucker.m pe g
      .

    5. Re:weeeee by CKW · · Score: 1

      .
      Grrr, keep forgetting how far behind phpBB slashcode is.

      http://users.telenet.be/0074ever/Clintonfucker.mpe g
      .

  21. pow pow by kaptink · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wont be buying it untill the Bush version comes out.

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    1. Re:pow pow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think one where you beat the crap out of Bush would be more fun, maybe like a Doom mod with only fists.

    2. Re:pow pow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes Max, just because you live in Australia doesn't mean we won't come.

  22. Bush Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When does the Bush version come out?

  23. Much Better Game: Winning the War Against China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A better game would be the following. Take advantage of the large mainland Chinese community in Canada. Many of the folks in that community are the children of officials in the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). Befriend these privileged children and determine their home addresses in mainland China.

    Then, send some Western vigilantes to mainland China to kill the CCP officials. Killing Hu Jintao, the leader of China, garners 1000 bonus points.

  24. Obligatory Profit Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Make controversial game
    2. Post reports of said game on a heavily trafficed nerd site
    3. ?
    4. Profit
    5. See if you get sued by the Kennedy estate or if you go to hell first.

  25. Nintendo Power Classified Information by Gary+Yogurt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Press "back and to the left, back and to the left" on the controller after the Traffic Games logo for an extra shooter!

    1. Re:Nintendo Power Classified Information by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      LOL... L
      (laughing out loud... literally)

      if only i had my mod points.

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  26. even tasteless chuckleheads deserve entertainment by EllynGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    I guess. Or maybe not. But it's not like the cretins who play this game would be doing something useful otherwise.

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  27. Hm... by Taulin · · Score: 0

    My wife's (Japanese) mom still remembers hearing the 'rumors' that Kenedy was shot, not believeing them, only to find out it was true. I think one thing this game will proove is that it was imposible for one man to do the bodily damage that was done. It is funny/not how people 'accept' that other 'factors' were involved and go about their merry ways. I guess the majority of people don't mind that others control them which is why such things as 'salary' workers and 'reality' TV exist.

    1. Re:Hm... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Well, here's the thing that I find hardest to accept about the conspiracy theories: Bobby Kennedy was a member of the Warren Commission. I just can't buy the idea that he'd cooperate in a cover-up of his own brother's murder.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Hm... by Taulin · · Score: 1

      Just look at history. Siblings have always killed siblings for power/money. Sure, it sounds like a movie, but it is human nature. How many times have you said to yourself "I can't beleieve I did that!"

    3. Re:Hm... by Babbster · · Score: 1
      How many times have you said to yourself "I can't beleieve I did that!"

      Right after I participated in a conspiracy to kill my brother? Just the once.

    4. Re:Hm... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      So... ummm.... you think Bobby killed JFK???

      Nah, if Bobby participated in any coverup, it was because the wool was pulled over his eyes, at least I think that's what the conspiracy buffs say. Remember, he got himself killed a few years later, so you'll be told this is all connected. If I sound skeptical it's because I am; I agree with the parent poster that it's unlikely that RFK participated.

      According to the author of Case Closed, Bobby did stonewall the Warren Commission in its efforts to investigate some things (esp. Cuba) but he argues it had more to do with protecting his brother's reputation.

    5. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bobby Kennedy was a fierce anti-Mob/mafia procescuter, even when some of those mobs helped fix the election for his brother & father. So, yes, he had plenty of reasons (mainly his own political future) to cover up a possible mafia angle and support the lone gunman/single bullet theory.

    6. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      YUP!

      That's exactly the point. We all know HW Bush [pulled the strings that] killed JFK and RFK was just waiting to get in the way as well.

  28. see if you too have the skills to beat the rap! by taxman_10m · · Score: 5, Funny

    or drive Mary Jo home... which is less fun.

    1. Re:see if you too have the skills to beat the rap! by metlin · · Score: 1

      Oh no!

      I can imagine a lot of "fun things" on the way home.

      Too bad the poor girl died, though :-/

  29. Turnabout is fair play... by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just my two cents, of course, but with videogames like this, maybe the outrage at the lack of decency should be directed a little more broadly...

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  30. The last I checked... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I live in a free country. Namely, America. (Yes, I realize a significant number of /. readers do not, sometimes I wish I was among that number...) We have freedom of speech and expression the last I heard. If you think the game is in poor taste, by all means, do not buy or play it. To me, it just doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun, but I could care less about the subject matter.

    Why is there not this outcry against Call of Duty, when it recreates the tragic deaths of millions during WWII? Is a historical simulation only wrong if someone FAMOUS gets hurt?

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    1. Re:The last I checked... by Atzanteol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We have freedom of speech and expression the last I heard.

      Those freedoms apply to the brothers of assassinated presidents too, yes?

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    2. Re:The last I checked... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Of course it does, I don't recall saying that he should be censored either...but the fact that he objects doesn't mean that this should be pulled off the net or some similar.

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    3. Re:The last I checked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a free country. Namely, America. (Yes, I realize a significant number of /. readers do not, sometimes I wish I was among that number...) We have freedom of speech and expression the last I heard.

      I guess you didn't get the memo, those freedoms were repealed with the Patriot Act.

    4. Re:The last I checked... by MagicDude · · Score: 1

      Games like call of duty don't get flak because the characters are nameless and faceless. It's not a big deal when you have a generic allied soldier killing a generic nazi soldier. This though is specifically about a well known and respected leader of our country. As for reinactments on the history channel, that's telling you the facts of a tragic event in our history. This game is more about seeing how many different ways you can kill Kennedy, and like all other FPS's, it'll inevitablly be followed by a video of someone running over to the convoy and humping his body. To bring a more modern context to the game, how would you feel about a flight simulator game where you had to fly a 747 into the World Trade centers, or the pentagon?

    5. Re:The last I checked... by wviperw · · Score: 1

      "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
      -- Joseph Stalin

      Unfortunately it is true.

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    6. Re:The last I checked... by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is anything stopping someone from running a simulation of the 9-11 crashes, with older or recent MS Flight Sims. I've personally crashed planes into many buildings in those simulators. Simply because it doesn't matter, and I got tired of flying, its a sim. Its there for just the purpose of trying things that most people wouldn't do in real life.

      The thing to consider is, who might use this Kennedy program, if the quality is there (which I doubt for $9.95) to train snipers for the real thing?

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    7. Re:The last I checked... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Why is there not this outcry against Call of Duty, when it recreates the tragic deaths of millions during WWII? Is a historical simulation only wrong if someone FAMOUS gets hurt?"

      It has nothing to do with fame. It has to do with killing americans. It's OK to make a game where americans kill other people even if they are famous (saddam, hitler, osama etc). It's offensive when americans are being killed.

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    8. Re:The last I checked... by heli0 · · Score: 1

      This game is from Scotland.

      "the Scottish firm Traffic Games, which developed the game"

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    9. Re:The last I checked... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      To me, it just doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun, but I could care less about the subject matter.

      I couldn't agree with you more. I can see such simulations being a valuable tool that would allow you average armchair historian to experience an important event from a first hand perspective. I wonder if people would have the same reaction if there was a simulation of John Wilkes Booth assonating President Lincoln at Ford's Theater. I'm sure such a simulation would be rather boring as it's been portrayed on television many a time. Is the TV version of JFK getting assonated less offensive?

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    10. Re:The last I checked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *I live in a free country. Namely, America.*

      would that be the north or south america? or both?

    11. Re:The last I checked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those freedoms apply to the brothers of assassinated presidents too, yes?

      When I think of Sen. Kennedy, I think of a guy who's afraid to speak his mind for fear of reprisal..

      Ummm... no...

    12. Re:The last I checked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do, and he can decry it all he wants. He cannot, however, actually do anything to stop it, nor should we want to give him the ability to.

  31. seems boring. by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Interesting

    *When the simulation starts, you are viewing Dealey Plaza through Lee Harvey Oswald's eyes: from the sixth floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository. A cross-hair marks the position of your rifle sight. Controls available to you are left-click to shoot, and right-click to zoom in/out, and mouse-movements to adjust your aim.*

    so, you only get to aim and shoot. sounds quite boring, and doesn't really offer anything for the conspiracy heads either, as the conspiracy and plot is already played out with oswald as the shooter. now if you would be able to reconstruct the happenings in different ways, like placing the shooter at different locations or using multiple shooters.

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    1. Re:seems boring. by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      And what would it do anyhow? The best engines on the market have physics that can only be described as shitty when it comes to realism. They are hacks, that are as good as we can do in realtime for a game. They are realistic simulations of how our world works.

      Sounds to me like this is a consparcy group that wants to "prove" that it couldn't happen as the government claims. Of course given that their proof is totaly invalid, it's all meaningless, but they'll trumpet it as the truth none the less.

    2. Re:seems boring. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, for conspiracy heads it would be fun to try out the different places none-the-less. maybe have the physics even pre-modelled into it.. it does't matter, it still would be more FUN than just this "view whats basically a video and then point and click".

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    3. Re:seems boring. by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so no manual reloading of the rifle. And this was the biggest issue in wether or not it was possible for anyone to fire 3 rounds in a couple of seconds, because it was a really horrible rifle to aim/fire/reload/aim/fire/reload/aim/fire with.

  32. Too Soon? by Stubtify · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I personally don't agree with the product, I certainly hope this doesn't turn into another campaign against video game violence. It may however, since that this comes out during a time when people still lived through the event in question, yet the audience is clearly a newer generation. Shameless, yes. Outlaw it? nope.

    1. Re:Too Soon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know some people joked about a Bush version, but I wonder if there really was one, would it even be legal?

    2. Re:Too Soon? by Stubtify · · Score: 1

      I'd assume so, as you could certainly change the skins in any modern game (HL, GTA, etc.) to display the Dubya. It is however one thing to mod a game for a realistic assination experience and another to release one ready to go entirely. I'd say market pressure would be enough to end the life of any such title, however that could just be an optimistic view of the state of the nation on my part coupled with a hope that speech is still relativly free.

  33. Couple thoughts. by BrookHarty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One, You realize that at least we have the freedom to create this recreation. Many countries could ban this, or even worse put you in jail.

    Second, Could this be to prove that the 3 bullets didnt come from the same gun? No matter what you do, you can't recreate the assignation since the bullets come from different directions?

    I thought it was proved when the home movie was finally released showing the driver getting hit, that there was a 2nd gunman.

    Or is that damn Magic bullet bullshit true? Bounces around like ping pong ball. Hey, even snopes.com doesnt explain that urban legend.

    1. Re:Couple thoughts. by jcr · · Score: 1

      One, You realize that at least we have the freedom to create this recreation.

      Yes, of course.

      We also have the freedom to criticise it, as it so richly deserves.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Couple thoughts. by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or is that damn Magic bullet bullshit true?

      The History Channel (IIRC) just ran a special about that last week. A team set out to prove or disprove the single bullet theory. They constructed two very realistic torsos, placed them the way Kennedy and Connally were seated and oriented in the car, and fired a bullet exactly like Oswald used from a rifle just like Oswald's from Oswald's relative position to the limo.

      The result? They almost got a single bullet to produce all the wounds. The only difference was they broke an extra rib in "Connally's" torso-- that deformed the bullet more than apparently happened in the real assassination, and took away the energy it needed to penetrate a block of gel meant to represent Connally's thigh-- it just bounced off, instead. I thought the single bullet theory was a bunch of shit, but after seeing their recreation it certainly seems plausible.

      The show was fascinating, and I'm sure it will see another airing or two this week for anybody who's interested. I think it was "Investigating History," and if so then it's on tonight (Monday night 11/22) at 10PM ET.

      ~Philly

    3. Re:Couple thoughts. by kurgan_cyberdude · · Score: 1, Funny

      No matter what you do, you can't recreate the assignation since the bullets come from different directions?

      Definition of assignation: a secret rendezvous (especially between lovers).

      So you're saying JFK and Lee Harvey had something going on we didn't know about?

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    4. Re:Couple thoughts. by Saeger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      But just between you and me, if you were dictator, you would ban it, wouldn't you?

      (I wouldn't. In fact, I'm going to go burn a U.S. flag now, because the flag symbolizes the freedom to do just that. :)

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    5. Re:Couple thoughts. by jcr · · Score: 1

      But just between you and me, if you were dictator, you would ban it, wouldn't you?

      The answer to your question is no. If It were entirely up to me, I wouldn't try to legislate matters of taste.

      Incidentally, burning also happens to be the proper way to dispose of a flag that's worn or damaged.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Couple thoughts. by nordicfrost · · Score: 1
      I thought the single bullet theory was a bunch of shit, but after seeing their recreation it certainly seems plausible.

      My woman is an army medic, and this weekend I read a bit of the litterature she is reading for her next exam. I swear to you, reading the whole book (written, edited and issued by the army medic division) is like reading the unabridged rotten.com. There are several diagrams with accompanying pictures describing bullet paths and their way through flesh. For example: a .38 caliber handgun shot will pretty much go straight through the flesh and exit in a direct line. A rifle bullet may change orientation and direction while inside the flesh. As I remember, the AK-47 ammo would enter the flesh, rotate 360 degrees inside the wound and take a curve. The AK-74 ammo would enter the flesh and rotate 180 degrees while inside the flesh so it would most likely exit on its backside.

      Reading these diagrams and seeing some of the damage made by rifles firering one round, I fine the "magical bullet" theory quite possible. Some of the pictures shows the damage done by ricochets, and it is truly incredible how much power they pack even when they have been trough a body.

      Hell, I remember from my army training the power of the Hekler & Kock G3 (I used the Kongsberg AG3 version). It is deadly up to 1000 meters (although that's pretty much a lucky shot if you don't have a scope) and when shot through some THICK wood, it passed through three or four logs separated by a couple of meters each.

      Rifles are powerful, ricochets are dangerously unpredictive.

    7. Re:Couple thoughts. by dave420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't be so arrogant. Most countries in the world wouldn't ban you for depicting the assassination of a former leader. America isn't special in that regard - in fact, it's less free than a lot of countries.

    8. Re:Couple thoughts. by DarkZero · · Score: 1

      Second, Could this be to prove that the 3 bullets didnt come from the same gun? No matter what you do, you can't recreate the assignation since the bullets come from different directions?

      In order for a video game to "prove" a scenario from any historical event, it would have to have a 100% accurate physics model. The enormous, well-funded teams behind games like Gran Turismo 4 and Half-Life 2 have had a Hell of a time with that, so I seriously doubt that a few guys making a $9.99 game that won't even be released in retail stores accomplished it.

      And without the game being open source, how does anyone know that they didn't just find the perfect coordinates for the player to pull off the shot and force the gun to fire slightly off the mark whenever the player finds it?

    9. Re:Couple thoughts. by mumblestheclown · · Score: 1
      I thought it was proved when the home movie was finally released showing the driver getting hit, that there was a 2nd gunman.

      Any moderator who marked such ignorant nonsense up as "insightful" deserves to have his/her moderator priviliges revoked permanently.

      In case there is any question:

      • There was only one shooter. This is the only explanation that has stood the test of time and reasoned analysis.
      • The "magic bullet" is only preposterous sounding if you accept the premises as they were laid out in Oliver Stone's JFK movie. The problem is that such premises were bullshit.
      For details, read this page. There are few if any better on the internet on the JFK assassination.
    10. Re:Couple thoughts. by ZoneGray · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, that damned magic bullshit really is correct. Learning this was a transformational experience for me.

      Back around the time of the Oliver Stone movie, I was out of work, and got intrigued by the publicity, so I set out to see if I could figure out what the answer was. I still had access to my old university library, and they had a fantastic collection of literature, including the full Warren Commission report including exhibits, and most of the consiracy books. I also had a friend who was helpful in understanding the ballistics issues.

      I started out thinking I'd find the gunman in the bushes in some grainy 8mm film. Most amazing to me was how incredibly disingenuous most of the consiracy writers were. There was that one writer (Lifton?) who claimed there had been 63 (or whatever) witnesses who said the shots came from the front. Thanks to the library, I was able to read the old Ramparts article in which he enumerated them, and compare his claims to the actual testimony. It was amazing, some of the witnesses weren't there, some said different things than he claimed they had (the magic of the elipsis). What it boiled down to was maybe a handful of people who actually claimed to have heard shots from the grassy knoll, and none of them were reliable witnesses.

      The ballistic evidence is even more interesting, when one realizes that a "pristine" bullet means one thing in ballistic terms and another thing in conspiracy theories. The much-hyped drawings showing the bullet zig-zagging are completely arbitrary, having originated in a book by Groden, and based on absolutely no recreation.

      If somebody wants a real intellectual quest, you can solve this for yourself by spending a few weeks doing some truly open-minded research... at a library, not on the Internet. The real value will be not in learning whodunnit, but in learning how to evaluate loosely thrown around claims that you hear on TV.

    11. Re:Couple thoughts. by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      I've agreed with all of your comments in this topic up to this point. Any dictator would ban this. Dictators rule by power and fear. A game like this would only encourage their opposition.

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    12. Re:Couple thoughts. by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      He didn't say depicting (like a movie), he said producing a game. You know they're different.

      Besides, it's not the number of countries, it's the number of people.

      I bet you can't even choose your own insurer.

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    13. Re:Couple thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America - Land of the Freer than China and North Korea.

    14. Re:Couple thoughts. by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      And much of India, a good chunk of Africa and South America, Russia...

      And much of Western Europe and Australia, depending on one's views of freedom and what defines it.

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    15. Re:Couple thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free from overtaxation?

    16. Re:Couple thoughts. by jcr · · Score: 1

      The question was whether I would ban it if *I* were a dictator, and I would not. Whether any other person would do so is irrelevant.

      -jcr

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  34. Can I be on the Knoll ? by Gopal.V · · Score: 1

    Of course, the grassy knoll gunman had all the advantages ...

    Btw, I was reading yesterday about how JFK (and his brother) was exhorting CIA to assasinate Fidel Castro .
    cross border terrorism .. NOT !.

  35. other shooters by syynnapse · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I suppose its somewhat in poor taste, but im all about free speech.

    I don't like that it only allows you to be oswald though. It would be much more intresting if you could also try it in the multiple shooter scenario. if this were an option, the game would be much more likely to "undermine the theory there was some shadowy plot behind the assassination" as the developer claims its purpose is.

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  36. strange, but workable by pagal_paanda · · Score: 0

    I wonder what would the characters be like? What type of guns could we use etc? And would it be more like Team fortress classic? For $10, I might even give it a try, just to see the feeling of an el-cheapo game.

  37. Anyone notice: The Competition WIN UP TO $100,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A competition to match Oswald strikes me as a bit morbid. But, then again I'm sure the game will sell moderately well so someone out there probably thinks its keen.

    Here's the text from the webiste:

    Could Lee Harvey Oswald have murdered John F. Kennedy from the sixth floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository?

    A familiar component of modern police detective work is to reconstruct the crime in order to establish the most likely course of events and with JFK Reloaded, you can be part of a forensic investigation reaching back over 40 years.
    By entering our prize contest, you can help to establish the facts of what happened on November 22nd, 1963 and win up to $100,000 in the process!
    How it works
    To win the competition, you need to most closely match the shots taken by Lee Harvey Oswald, as concluded in the Warren Commission Report on the assassination of JFK.
    Accuracy of your shots (in terms of trajectory and timing) will be judged purely by the JFK Reloaded server, which is programmed to audit each shot for timing and injuries, and thereby arrive at a total score. The higher the total, the closer you are to Lee Harvey Oswalds actions and thereby the more clearly you prove that Lee Harvey Oswald had the means and the opportunity to commit the crime.
    Your shots will need to have exactly the same timing and cause exactly the same damage as the shots described in the Warren Commission Report in order to score the maximum possible total.
    Note that you are NOT obliged to enter the competition in fact, after you have unlocked JFK Reloaded you can have as many practice runs as you like, and you will have all the feedback and action-replay tools that are available for competition runs.
    Entering is simple. After you have paid to unlock your copy of JFK Reloaded, you are given 10 Competition Entry Tokens, allowing you 10 attempts to match Lee Harvey Oswalds shots. Within JFK Reloaded, click on the Enter Competition button, and you will be asked to confirm that you want to spend one of your Tokens. Once you have confirmed this, its like pushing a coin into a slot-machine: theres no going back. Your competition-entry run will start, so concentrate, and think like a sniper!
    The prize fund will grow over the three months of the competition (which closes at 12:00am (CST), February 21st, 2005) to a total of $100,000, with the fund increased every time somebody buys JFK Reloaded. There is already at least $10,000 in the prize fund!
    And if you feel you could do better with just a few more chances, then dont worry: more Tokens can be purchased from within JFK Reloaded as soon as your current consignment has run out.
    Research the JFK assassination
    Competition rules

  38. How about being more original? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An anonymous coward beat you to it by 2 minutes.

  39. Let's see...It's not: by ZxCv · · Score: 1, Troll

    1) disrespectful to the family of the victim.
    Are reenactments of historical events disrespectful to those involved? How is this form of reenactment any more disrespectful than a TV show that does all the work of the recreation for you?

    2) morbid
    So? Plenty of historically important events can easily be called morbid. As such, recreations of said events are bound to be morbid.

    3) a cheap ploy to get attention for a mediocre effort.
    I don't know that I'd call it "a cheap ploy", or even "mediocre". Personally, I wish there were more "games" that let people recreate historical events for themselves, and scored them on how accurately they recreated the event. Imagine that...learning history while playing a game. Personally I like the idea of using games for something more than just passing the time.

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    1. Re:Let's see...It's not: by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are reenactments of historical events disrespectful to those involved?

      They certainly can be, and this game is one such example.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Let's see...It's not: by Ieshan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're missing the point.

      While this is recreation of a historical detail for points, it's also recreation of a murder.

      I imagine you would be extremely upset if someone created a videogame reenacting the murder of your sister or brother, asking players to try and mimic as perfectly as possible the trajectory of the bullets that exited your loved one's skull.

      This isn't a history role-playing game, this is recreation of an actual murder.

      There's definately more wrong than right in this. You should be able to see that.

    3. Re:Let's see...It's not: by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      Luckily, they don't need your permission for this.

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    4. Re:Let's see...It's not: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a FPS where your family are the targets?

    5. Re:Let's see...It's not: by jcr · · Score: 1

      they don't need your permission for this.

      Did I say that they do?

      Expressing my disapproval of something doesn't mean that I would call for applying the power of the state to prohibit it.

      There are all kinds of things that people shouldn't do, that don't rise to the level of danger to the public that would make police intervention appropriate.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Let's see...It's not: by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      This isn't the recreation of just any murder; it's the murder of a U.S. President. Sure, Kennedy family members will find this offensive, but they likely find many things said and portrayed about the JFK murder offensive. But JFK's murder is an important piece of history (and the trajectory of the bullets and so forth have been foregrounded in many accounts of that history). There are a lot of debates in the press and so forth about Kennedy's murder, and these details are of consequence. I could see how conspiracy buffs would love this game. I could also see how the Kennedys would be upset about it, but that is one of the costs of being such a significant part of history. This is only slightly more offensive than Oliver Stone's movie, for example. I would agree with the idea that the FPS-reenactment style video game is more than a touch gruesome, but there is a market for that, and the game makers are well within their rights in satisfying that market, and they are only slightly outside of the accepted boundaries of good taste (at least in the US).

    7. Re:Let's see...It's not: by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I never thought of it like that. In this case the Kennedy's should love this game :)

    8. Re:Let's see...It's not: by dsanfte · · Score: 1
      Expressing my disapproval of something doesn't mean that I would call for applying the power of the state to prohibit it.


      Many people of like mindset would. This world is full of frustrated people who can't seem to get their own way, and are turning to the law to force their morals upon others.

      Forgive me if I'm skeptical of your motives here.
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    9. Re:Let's see...It's not: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people of like mindset would. This world is full of frustrated people who can't seem to get their own way, and are turning to the law to force their morals upon others. Forgive me if I'm skeptical of your motives here. My guess is that he's trying to get that very law you describe passed. Mr. Hoover reads Slashdot, you know.

    10. Re:Let's see...It's not: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Somehow I doubt that this game will be all that "historical", and I really doubt that this game will teach anyone anything. I base this perhaps premature assumption on the price of the game. $9.99 reeks of low quality all around. And if so, their choice to put players in the place of Oswald is motivated by nothing more than to try and sell this lousy software.

      This is just bad taste.

      AC

    11. Re:Let's see...It's not: by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Are reenactments of historical events disrespectful to those involved? How is this form of reenactment any more disrespectful than a TV show that does all the work of the recreation for you?

      Because reenactments help explain what happened. This isn't historical, it's glorifying Lee Harvey Oswald.

      If you can't tell that this is tasteless, then you have no sense of morality.

    12. Re:Let's see...It's not: by ZxCv · · Score: 1

      Because reenactments help explain what happened. This isn't historical, it's glorifying Lee Harvey Oswald.

      And this game doesn't help explain what happened? I suppose we shouldn't teach the world how Jews in WWII were slaughtered, because that would be glorifying Adolf Hitler.

      If you can't tell that this is tasteless, then you have no sense of morality.

      What a wonderfully broad and far-reaching statement. Anyone that doesn't share your particular tastes obviously has no sense of morality!

      And I even thought for a minute you might be more than just a simple troll. Silly me...

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    13. Re:Let's see...It's not: by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      And this game doesn't help explain what happened?

      No.

    14. Re:Let's see...It's not: by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      And this game doesn't help explain what happened? I suppose we shouldn't teach the world how Jews in WWII were slaughtered, because that would be glorifying Adolf Hitler


      I think the key difference is that this game puts you in the role of the assassin -- i.e. you are encouraged to (pretend to) kill JFK, as a form of entertainment. The WWII example (as noted previously) would be a game where you score points by torturing and killing as many Jews as possible in your concentration camp. Most people would find that offensive also.

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    15. Re:Let's see...It's not: by jcr · · Score: 1

      Many people of like mindset would.

      I am not "many people".

      I see no contradiction, for example, in fighting against drug laws and also telling people who do drugs that they're idiots for doing so.

      -jcr

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    16. Re:Let's see...It's not: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expressing my disapproval of something doesn't mean that I would call for applying the power of the state to prohibit it.

      Many people of like mindset would. This world is full of frustrated people who can't seem to get their own way, and are turning to the law to force their morals upon others.


      I much prefer the use of extra-legal violence for forcing my morals on others. Trying to use the law to enforce anything is so time consuming and frustrating. I mean they want you to dot all your i's and cross all your t's and the law's insistence on having every one of your facts straight is simply a hassle.

      So much easier to just get someone in your crosshairs and BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!! Problem solved.

    17. Re:Let's see...It's not: by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      One of the most powerful books I've read is the book "Death is my trade" by Robert Merle. It details how the officer in charge of Ravensbruck (I think) ran his camp. How he met his objectives, i.e. killing lots and lots of people quickly, efficiently, without fuss and mess, how to get rid of the bodies, etc. He was trying to put together a neat death factory the Führer would be proud of.

      The attention to detail and the deshumanization of the task is absolutely horrifying.

      So in a weird, and I agree, sick sort of way a "concentration camp simulator" would be very educational altough one would hope one would feel utterly sick playing it rather than entertained.

    18. Re:Let's see...It's not: by Himring · · Score: 1

      Are reenactments of historical events disrespectful to those involved?

      At some point something should offend us. The JFK assassination is recent history with an immediate family still alive and affected, emotionally, by the event and by anything such as a video game reproducing it. I am sure that the family doesn't sit and watch every valid, academic, history channel piece on the murder of their brother/uncle/etc. and those documentaries have far more validity.

      Video games notoriously draw arena crowds: looking for blood, violence, sex -- disconnected and over-indulgenced content defines them best. An explanation of this thing being for historical and educational purposes is trite and pretentious at best.

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  40. Why can't anyone think of something original? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is a popular theme for comments. Only what, #3 or 4 to say the same thing?

  41. Change history... by MrDyrden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start JFK now has 30 lives!

    1. Re:Change history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, is Konami making it?

    2. Re:Change history... by dpdawson · · Score: 1

      Isn't it SELECT Start?

    3. Re:Change history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now THAT would be changing history.

  42. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there was a show on one of the history/scientific channels last night going over this. It was hosted by Peter Jennings. It had some current game-quality 3-d simulation of the whole thing, pointing out that yes, LHO could have fired the shots, that the shots did come from LHO's rifle, that other things alleged in the movie, "JFK", were false, etc.

    Perhaps it's being put out by some of the same people, who have put it out for all to play around with.

  43. Multiplayer Sequel by LeiGong · · Score: 4, Funny

    The hear the multiplayer sequel lets your friends play as the shooters on the grassy knoll!

  44. ok, flying a piper to Martha's Vineyard at night by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

    or playing Ski football

  45. Re:If it were a different president by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    Also, if i reacll correctly, it was/is popular to put famous pictues heads on targets at shooting ranges, presidents and annoying actors and such. This has been stopped, as it can be deemed threating behaveyor.

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  46. Interns The Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear Monica Lewinski is doing voice overs for "Oval Office, The Clinton Years". The object is to commit the most sex acts in eight years without getting caught. If the JFK game does well I hear they are doing a sequel about the Kenedy years.

    1. Re:Interns The Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While sex may be a good point for selling a game, the violence of George Bush would make for a much better FPS. Well, except for he always delegates his violent action to subordinates. Maybe a game to see how many death warrants a Texas governor can sign while spending the least amount of time reading them?

  47. For a more tasteful take, try XIII by majid · · Score: 3, Informative

    XIII is a FPS based on a hit French illustrated series of the same name, and loosely inspired by the JFK assassination. You play the role of an amnesiac who finds out he is somehow implicated in the assassination of a US President, and must clear your name and recover your past. The twist at the end is stunning. Interestingly, the 3D is rendered to resemble cel animation, very cool.

    1. Re:For a more tasteful take, try XIII by burns210 · · Score: 1

      The story is nice, whatever. It doesn't matter. The COOL part about this game is that it is a cel-shaded Batman throwback... Shoot into a bad guy and a series of world bubbles with jagged edges pop up and say 'tat' 'tat' 'tat'... Very old school batman tv show feel. The graphics are badass due to this(and the whole cel-shaded hand drawn feel to the whole game)

  48. "They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Cryofan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    When is it going to dawn on Americans that we are FAR from being as free as our masters tell us we are?

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    1. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, Dude.
      When does freedom of speech = freedom to threaten another human life? Do you think someone has the right to make a video game about killing you personally? What about someone you love?

      Would you suggest that a society where threats on life are accepted and protected, would in fact be more free? That sort of system of intimidation would only sacrafice our freedom to those who have the greatest ability to end our lives.

      Lets say some very rich and powerful person were to threaten the life of the president, and for the sake of argument, there is nothing illegal about making that threat. What you would be left with is a weakened presidency, perhaps more likely to act along the idealogical lines of the man who has threatened to take his life.

      The intimidation that comes with a threat makes it just as serious as the actual act of murder. It is control based on whoever is strongest. A society free to threaten its leaders is not free, but merely bound to the will of the entity best equipped to make good on its word.

    2. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, Dude.

      His comment was referring the false notion of USAian freedom, as evidenced by the worship of the office of el presidente.

    3. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if someone were to make a game just like this, and put ME in it instead of JFK, it would be within their rights. I see nothing wrong with it. A video game is not a threat on my life. What if it were the most accurate game in the world? What if, after playing it, someone could pick up any weapon and kill me with it? It's STILL within their rights to play it! It's not until they actually attempt to kill me that it becomes illegal, and I for one am fine with this.

      Is MS Flight Sim 2004 a bad game because terrorists could use it to learn how to fly a plane into the twin towers? NO!

      Besides, these people are only doing this to show that the report was incorrect. There's no way in hell that that actually happened, and it's about time someone showed the masses why. If it's got a good physics engine, and an accurate representation of the scenario, then I applaud the authors behind this piece of work.

      And for the record, no, I'm not going to play it.

    4. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      How is america less free than anywhere else?

      We werent forced to vote for Bush, unlike some former dictatorships where voters WERE forced to the polls. Thank you for being an Anonymous Coward. As long as you dont believe in what you say enough to claim it, then your opinions wont go nowhere.

    5. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When does freedom of speech = freedom to threaten another human life? Do you think someone has the right to make a video game about killing you personally? What about someone you love?

      this game deals with an event in history. regardless of whether one feels it is appropriate or not, this is very different then something designed around just killing the author you are replying too. what you are saying, in a sense, implies that other events where 'good' lives were lost should not be replicated as a video game. and i know for a fact my brother has some xbox game that deals with pearl harbour.

    6. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I agree that the threat of violence shouldnt be taken lightly. Thats why, after 12 years of threats of violence, the US took action to carry out what the UN had tried and failed at for years. That is, of course, to insure that WMD were not in Iraq and that grevious atrocities were not committed. We carried out the threat made by the UN.

      Also, either you missed my point, or I didnt explain myself well enough. I am simply saying that the threat of violence can control people. This is good in the instance of Iraq and the middle east. Because of Iraq, Middle Eastern countries know that they cannot play the same game with the UN that Saddam did. This is why Libya surrendered thier arsenal. We are letting the international approach take its time in Iran. The only reason they are in talks with other countries is because the are afraid of the massive US army on thier doorstep. We also need to take the same course of action with North Korea.

      We have the strongest army in the world, so when dealing with rational people we should NOT have to use it. They should realize they cant win against us, and scrap the nukes. We arent asking them to raise a US flag or start eating hot dogs. We are simply assuring that those countries who openly hate us do not have the capacity to kill us. Its harder in the case of Jihadists, but I think in North Korea diplomacy could work.

      My whole point is this, a valid threat of violence can control people. If someone uses this threat to control a rouge nation that has said they want us to burn in nuclear flames, then that is good. If someone uses that to control a government via threats of assasaination, that is a bad thing.

    7. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point of what I was saying. The original poster took the debate outside of the game discussion. It can be argued that any true physics game involving military style machinery and munitions is a "threat". Obviously the US isnt bothered with this since they created Americas Army as an Army Simulation. Though, I do think there is a world of difference between simulating fighting in the army in defence of your country, and simulating being a real murderer shooting an unarmed man from yards away because you dont happen to like him. I suppose if you believe in moral relativism this is the same to you. I cant even understand that mindset.

      The point of what I was trying to say was this, there are reasons that a sitting president should not be legally threatened. A president, mayor, plumber, or mom who is under threat of death is not free. The threat is the problem. You begin to act in a way as to not upset those who are threatening your life. Think Tienemen square, how many democratic associations sprang up after that. Threats of violence control people. Violence only kills people. Do you think we should be allowed to make public or private threats on the lives of other people?

      This game, obviously is different. I think its in poor taste and simply is trying to get shock attention to thier little cause. They are free to do this though, and have every right to. What if Ted Kennedy came out and said "If those people release the game I will have them killed". Do you see how that threat could infringe on the freedom of the developers of the game? Laws against inciting violence are made for this reason. I realize we need wise judgement to discern between an extremist view which is protected, and a call to kill leadership... But a society that is completely free to call for the murder of someone is not free at all.

    8. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I have often thought about that too. Some games are memorials to the fallen, at least in my mind. It remembers them as heros. I do not think a game where you played a german gunning down troops at normandy would be appropriate.

      the posters comment went beyond this, He said that we were not as free as our masters would have us believe. He said this regarding threats on the life of the president. This to imply that we arent allowed freedom of speech to make threats on other peoples lives. The game is protected speech in my mind. Its in poor taste and cheap in my mind, but it is within the developers rights. I just dont think a threat on a life is protected speech. Thankfully, the SCOTUS agrees with me

      Also, as far as "good" people being killed... im sure there were good germans who died. Probably some poor iraqi farmers who joined the army for money to feed his family. Its far and few between, in my mind, that someone really deserves to die in war. I do think that soldiers are noble in thier sacrafice, and should be honored. Games like the medal of honor series do this to the best thier medium can allow. I do wonder how much this game honors kennedy.

      Perhaps if the warren report is wrong and this game proves it, it does honor him. I just dont want to have this discussion 30 years from now with a 9/11 flight sim to disprove the commisions results.

    9. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      "What if Ted Kennedy came out and said "If those people release the game I will have them killed"."

      You're comparing a simulation of a historical event with a real life death threat. There's a huge difference.
      A video game is hardly a threat on somebodies life. Up until some nut actually takes it seriously enough to plan and attempt a murder it is still a simple video game, and even then it is hardly at fault.
      You have to remember that if _anybody_ were to decide assassinating a president, based on their experience playing this game, was a good idea, they were already pre-disposed to that sort of behaviour. The game doesn't make people do anything and is not a death threat.

      "Threats of violence control people."
      Why do you think libya changed their stance? It's called bullying.

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    10. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imperialist propaganda.

    11. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is america less free than anywhere else?

      The US isn't less free. The delusion is that it's the epitome of freedom and therefore has the right to bomb anyone it chooses into the ground in the name of said freedom. This bullshit forms the basic principles behind the Bush Jr. administration's policies.

    12. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have the right to bear arms to ostensibly overthrow the government, doesn't it follow that a video game about assassinating the president should also be allowed?

    13. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by lee7guy · · Score: 1

      We have the strongest army in the world, so when dealing with rational people we should NOT have to use it. They should realize they cant win against us, and scrap the nukes. We arent asking them to raise a US flag or start eating hot dogs. We are simply assuring that those countries who openly hate us do not have the capacity to kill us. Its harder in the case of Jihadists, but I think in North Korea diplomacy could work.

      The same argument could be used by Iran or North Korea in defense of producing nuclear weapons. Almost.

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    14. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is less free that say Antartica. Just sayin'...

    15. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by DataCannibal · · Score: 2

      "If someone uses this threat to control a rouge nation that has said they want us to burn in nuclear flames, then that is good."

      What have you got against other countries wearing make-up ?

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    16. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      Care to expand on your dismisal of an opinion?

    17. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      Youre right. I think they have a right to pursue whatever course of action they choose to, but know that the cost is heavy.

      In my mind, its alot like pearl harbor. The Japanese military made a choice, and attacked a military base to start a war, hoping to knock us out of the Pacific early. In the end, they paid for that heavily. Its war, its part of life. I wish nuclear and atomic warheads had never been developed, but unfortunately that is the down side of science. It brings us power sometimes quicker than we can handle it.

      It isnt in our saftey interests to have a (more than it already is) nuclear North Korea, despite how nice the alliteration sounds. Kim Jong Ill has a choice to make, either settle and make peace or go to war. It is pretty clear they want to go nuclear for the purpose of taking south korea carte blanche. If we want that to happen, we should act before they have the means, so maybe tokyo, seul, singapore and so on can stay on the map for a while longer.

    18. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      "This game, obviously is different. I think its in poor taste and simply is trying to get shock attention to thier little cause. They are free to do this though, and have every right to"

      See? I agree with you! Maybe I shouldnt have pursued this guys off topic response. Video games, guns, hand grenades and the like dont kill people. People kill people. The original poster said that he believed Americans were deprived of freedoms because we could not threaten the lives of our leadership without prosecution. I was simply responding to that.

      The game is fine. I personally think its a cheap shot, but... oh well. Thats why *I* wont play it. It doesnt really bother me too much that it exists.

      As far as libya.... what do you want? I am glad that they did what they did, for whatever reason. Those WMD programs will no longer harm the world. That is outstanding! In all honesty, what is the difference between bullying and diplomacy? In this case, they arent paying us tribute, forced to fight for us, or any of that.... they just dropped thier WMD Programs without a shot having to be fired. Thats how peace happens. Thats about the only way it happens. I would agree with you if we forced them into paying us "protection money" or something like that. I see now harm with them stopping WMD production though.

    19. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by arose · · Score: 1
      I do not think a game where you played a german gunning down troops at normandy would be appropriate.
      Because it was a battle between good and evil, not. It was a battle between two sides where many believed that they where fighting for a cause, and most wanted to survive. What would you have done if you would have been a german soldier?
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    20. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by corsican · · Score: 1
      I'd rather that someone did not make a game about killing me. But on the other hand, I'm still alive, unlike the former president. This game, while vile at its heart, makes no threats implied or otherwise against anyone. The person in question is already dead, in the real-life scenario that the "game" is based on. So your question is based on a faulty premise.

      Should I stop playing Battlefield 1942 because my grandfather died at Market Garden? Especially since I can choose to be the Germans? Or can I play all the other battles, just not that one? In fact, a lot of soldiers died in all the battles; maybe we should pull it completely from the shelves, in case some German or Japanese geek wants to relive their side's victories.

      Again, don't get me wrong; the game is in extremely poor taste and I have no intention of purchasing it. It is primarily for the Serial Killer Trading Card set who, unfortunately, keep these bottom-feeders and their ilk in business. But your argument is unrelated to the game in question and is thus off topic.

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    21. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      I guess I should add i dont think "Bombing Run, Battle over Dresden" would be acceptable either. While D-Day was a massive undertaking, I dont think the germans should be proud of mowing down allied soldiers, nor should we be proud about firebombing a city. While the soldiers were noble, some of the tactics that may have been neccessary, should not be glorified. There is a nobleness to a soldier doing his duty... but sometimes the duty calls them to do things that history should not look back at with pride. I think its for this reason that the holocaust is barely even alluded to even in historically accurate video games.

    22. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      True. Those Penguins are some free SOB's. Maybe thats why the linux mascot is a penguin.

    23. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by arose · · Score: 1

      No killing sould be glorified (stylized is a slightly different thing), there is no good or "heroic" killing, there is just sometimes "necessary" killing.

      Do you think that it's not possible to create a game where not everything the acting character does is glorified? If it's not possible to do, games can never rise up to books and movies as an artistic medium.

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    24. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by AndyL · · Score: 1

      Saying "I would like to kill Bob." or "It would be funny if I killed Bob." is not even close to saying "I am going to kill Bob."

      If Bob is a political figure it's even more of a diference, because "I would like to kill Bob." is a political statement. (A Crude one sure, but if that's against the law the evening news would be out of business. So would most of the Fox Network.)

    25. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      there is no good or "heroic" killing

      Are you sure? Or do you just wish that were so? Assuming the premise that there are such things as 'good' and 'heroism' I'm not sure how, rationally, those things can be arbitrarily removed from an action simply because a death is involved.

      I'd be hard pressed to think of more 'good' or 'heroic thing than, say, having had the opportunity to kill Hitler and thereby saving millions of lives.

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    26. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by arose · · Score: 1

      Saving millions of lives is good and may be heroic. But killing is just that.

      Image if you would be the one who killed Hitler, say in the middle of the war, would you be want to remembered as "the man who saved millions of life" or "the man who killed Hitler"?

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    27. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Freedom!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The U.N. did not support the U.S. invasion into the sovereign nation of Iraq. The U.S. acted alone, not as part of the U.N. when it made its choice. The U.S. did not carry out any threat made by the U.N. In fact, the U.S. avoided having the U.N. even vote on the matter. Since then, the head of the U.N. has publically declared the U.S. broke International law when it invaded the sovereign nation of Iraq.

      What the world learned from this mess is that in order to avoid being invaded by the U.S. a nation had damn-well better make sure it *does* have a nuclear arsenal. See Iran and North Korea for example. Your leader's foreign policy has been disasterous.

  49. that's not really responsive by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The parent comment asked why it was any different from a WWII reenactment game. All three conditions would certainly apply. And there are hordes of WWII games, and there is no uproar.

    This is a historical event, and while all three things are probably true for many recountings of such historical events, I'm not convinced that video games should be treated differently from any other historical account. Certainly the game is there for entertainment, which makes it different from a documentary (for example), but not so different that it isn't still (at least implicitly) a narrative about an important historical event.

    1. Re:that's not really responsive by k98sven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In my opinion there *is* a significant difference.

      1) Tens of millions of people were killed in WWII. The sheer number of deaths depersonalizes the victims. (Unfair as that may be) So you can't compare it. AFAIK most WWII games do not center on specific named individuals either.

      2) Time, WWII was two generations ago, the Kennedy murder was one.

      3) Morality. All but the strongest pacificts would agree that killing another armed man in war is one thing and murdering an unarmed civilian is another. WWII reenactment games usually center on warfare, not the Holocaust, for example.

      I don't see that being a 'historical event' is much of a mitigating factor. So was 9/11, and I think most people would be quite offended if someone were to make a 'hit the twin towers flight simulator'-type game out of it.

      And that would be because of the reasons stated above.

    2. Re:that's not really responsive by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you pointed out nuumber 3. It is totaly different when you look at why the killing took place and the situations around it.

      In WW2 we were basicaly "killing top stop killings". It is kind of like the death penalty compared to an action that would get you the death penalty. That being said i have nothign against eithor games as long as the ending comes out somewhat acurate. We see about the same or far worse in our nightly T.V. fix.

      As for a "hit the twin towers flight simulator" i wouldn't mind one of those either if the objective is to take what we know today and try to induce the player into stopping the attacks. If he wins, the towers survive, if he fails the plane hit it or go down somewere else. (maybe causing as much of a problem too. Maybe to stop the public outcry, the player has to actually put forth some effort to see the towers go down rather then read about it in a newspaper headline? Anyways i can see were this would set some people off. The kennedy game though, i think is a couple of years stale to make this much of an issue from.

    3. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about an "Sneak into Adolf Hitler's Castle and Assassinate him with a suitcase bomb" game.

      Oh, wait, that was Beyond Castle Wolfenstein.

    4. Re:that's not really responsive by soft_guy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      AFAIK most WWII games do not center on specific named individuals either.

      Hitler?

      Tojo?

      Patton?

      Montgomery?

      Romel?

      Macarthur?

      Churchill?

      I've seen WW2 games that refer to all of these people.

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    5. Re:that's not really responsive by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      1) Tens of millions of people were killed in WWII. The sheer number of deaths depersonalizes the victims.

      "The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic."

    6. Re:that's not really responsive by k98sven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And which of these was a victim of WWII?

      Out of those, only Rommel died during the war, and that was after being ordered to commit suicide. He was a victim of the Nazis, not the war.

    7. Re:that's not really responsive by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I've got mixed feelings about all this but let me play devil's advocate for a sec:

      1) Tens of millions of people were killed in WWII. The sheer number of deaths depersonalizes the victims. (Unfair as that may be)

      Arguably, a game that desensitizes participants to the slaughter of thousands of faceless combatants is worse from a moral perspective than one that targets a particular individual. In any case, I have seen games that focus on individuals -- Hitler, for example. And again, the Kennedy assassination is an important piece of history -- I think it would be different with say a game that focused on the murder of Joe Blow from Indiana or whatever.

      Time, WWII was two generations ago, the Kennedy murder was one.

      I see the point, but who decides when enough time has passed? There are WWII vets alive today who are probably offended by WWII games. Besides, what about games that depict (and even celebrate) the slaughter of vaguely defined swarthy terrorist-types from the middle east? We have wars going on right now that some games portray (with varying degrees of specificity). I think the real difference is that American culture recognizes one as an "enemy" and it's ok to slaughter enemies.

      3) Morality. All but the strongest pacificts would agree that killing another armed man in war is one thing and murdering an unarmed civilian is another.

      Political assassination, however, is a third case. I think you're right that we shouldn't see games reenacting the gas chambers or Columbine or whatever, but I'm not so sure about an event that involves heads of state (especially when the past 40 years of popular culture have been obsessed with the details of this particular head of state's assassination).

      I don't see that being a 'historical event' is much of a mitigating factor.

      The problem is actually that you do see being a "video game" as a mitigating factor in the other direction. The fact that this is a historical event is important for the same reason that it is OK to write a biography exposing the sexual escapades of a President while it is not OK to write one exposing those of your next door neighbor. As a public official, his death is a matter of public interest and insofar as there has been intense public speculation about the circumstances of it, well, this is just another form of expression for that speculation. I agree with many that this is in poor taste, but I don't think it's beyond the pale, at least no more so than a documentary about the Kennedy assassination.

      So was 9/11, and I think most people would be quite offended if someone were to make a 'hit the twin towers flight simulator'-type game out of it.

      They already did -- some company called Microsoft made it - in 2000. As far as a post-911 game like that being offensive -- I think the bigger problem for many people would be the game's use as a training tool. There is no way this game could be used to train for assassination unless you're planning something in Dealy Plaza. But I don't think there would be as much objection to a post-911 game that simulated the collapse of the WTC or the Pentagon in order to cast doubt on the official story -- some sort of physics simulation of the buildings coming down or the Pentagon collapsing that implies that there is no plane or whatever. That's a more apt analogy.

      Such a simulation would be too "serious" though; I think the real problem people have with this is that it is billed as "entertainment" rather than "education" or "advocacy," but we've got to recognize that many things are both.

    8. Re:that's not really responsive by crayz · · Score: 1

      The point is not simply whether it's an appropriate topic. The point is whether it's appropriate for a game. A movie about 9/11 could be quite tasteful in a way a game(and no, MS Flight Sim doesn't count) could never be.

      People often watch things to be informed or to experience a wide range of motions. It's absurd to pretend that a game where you play the sniper killing Kennedy is about anything more than entertainment

    9. Re:that's not really responsive by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      People often watch things to be informed or to experience a wide range of motions. It's absurd to pretend that a game where you play the sniper killing Kennedy is about anything more than entertainment

      What about a game like I described above about 911? Or the kinds of games used by the armed forces for training? What about a movie like "Team America," which is obviously meant to be "just entertainment," yet portrays in what some would say is a very offensive way the current US war on terrorism as an ignorant and murderous enterprise?

      I think almost the opposite of what you say above -- it's absurd to think a video game, or a movie, is ever only about entertainment. There is always something else going on -- information is conveyed, ideas are presented, arguments are implicitly and explicitly made. In fact, I don't think you would be offended at all if you didn't agree with me at some level - the reason this bothers people is they object to what the video game implicitly is arguing for -- some kind of implicit support (perhaps) for the Kennedy assassination. I think it's a little different - it's support for a particular conspiracy theory about the assassination -- but either way, the point is, it is more than just "entertainment."

    10. Re:that's not really responsive by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Kennedy (or any other president) isn't an unarmed civilian though. He is the commander in chief of the US, including it's armies. Whether you agree with the notion or not, he is a legitimate target for any enemy of the US.

    11. Re:that's not really responsive by dave420 · · Score: 1
      But what about Vietnam games? The Vietnam war was an incredibly disproportionate conflict, with American forces killing hundreds of thousand of innocents. That, however, is suitable for an array of distorted films and videogames showing the All-American hero socking it to charlie.

      I think your opinion is hypocratic at best. The only reason you feel this way is that you knew anything about Kennedy. Those who've been killed in conflicts you don't mind being slung about, are faceless to you.

    12. Re:that's not really responsive by trawg · · Score: 1
      2) Time, WWII was two generations ago, the Kennedy murder was one.


      What about things like Kuma\War, the tagline for which on the website is "Download and play accurate re-creations of real war news events weeks after they occur"?
    13. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, are you living in the 18th century?

      Because that's when the prevalent political theory was that nations were perpetually at war with each other and that there was no morality between nations.

      Today, it's the 21st century. There is something called international law. It is not generally considered acceptable to kill anyone in another nations' territory without a prior declaration of war.
      (and nobody is currently at war with the USA, with the possible exception of North Korea, which is formally a very long cease-fire.)

      Maybe you're a neo-conservative who doesn't like this concept of international law and wants to take the world back to this pre-diplomatic era.

      But it's kind of beside the point, which is that most countries of the world do, generally, obey these rules.

    14. Re:that's not really responsive by k98sven · · Score: 1

      I guess people read in whatever they want to read in.

      I didn't mention Vietnam, nor did I defend Vietnam games.
      (I don't personally know of any, much less played any, so I don't really know what exactly you're referring to.)

      So how am I hypocrite? I would find a game re-enacting the My Lai massacre every bit as abhorrent as, for instance, one re-enacting the Holocaust. (which I did mention)

    15. Re:that's not really responsive by fredrikj · · Score: 1

      Certainly the game is there for entertainment, which makes it different from a documentary (for example)

      Many documentaries are made for entertainment, too. On the other hand, research papers...

    16. Re:that's not really responsive by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Today, it's the 21st century. There is something called international law. It is not generally considered acceptable to kill anyone in another nations' territory without a prior declaration of war.

      Since when have terrorists followed the rules of international law?

      But whether you like it or not, the President of the United States is a hard, military target. And He is the "Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States" after all.

      But you're right nations should go off bombing heads of state that they don't like. But if such niceties are important to the US perhaps they should practice what they preach. Rather than for example opportunistically dropping 2000lb bombs on leaders they don't like.

    17. Re:that's not really responsive by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I appreciate you didn't mention Vietnam by name, but you were defending another war, WW2. The Holocaust wasn't the only horrible thing perpetrated in WW2. Allied troops regularly blew the crap out of civilians, sometimes thousands died each day. Saying a WW2 game is cool but the game in question isn't is hypocritical, in my opinion. A life is a life.

    18. Re:that's not really responsive by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      1) Seems a paraphrase of Stalin.
      2) So?
      3) I'm closest to getting some traction here; the individuale/corporate behavior distinction drives behavior in Real Life(tm) as well as games.

      I don't know. As an official Right Wing Nut-Job, I think the bulk of contemporary American culture deserves to be ignored. So little of it is in any sort of good taste.
      OTOH, as a member of the military, I support and defend the right of twits all over the US to write and attempt to sell such.
      Attempts to regulate good taste, beyond simply 'ignoring the bad', pretty much fall into the category of "cures worse than the disease", IMHO.
      Best,
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    19. Re:that's not really responsive by TGK · · Score: 1

      Well no. Hitler died during the war as well, shot himself in the head. It was Donitz who surrendered to the allies, not Adolph.

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    20. Re:that's not really responsive by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      Political assassination, however, is a third case.

      Funny way to spell 'terrorism' ;)

    21. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I think most people would be quite offended if someone were to make a 'hit the twin towers flight simulator'-type game

      I've already played this game. It's called MS Flight Sim (pre-9/11 ver of course)

    22. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In WW2 we were basicaly "killing to stop killings". It is kind of like the death penalty compared to an action that would get you the death penalty.

      Dresden. Hiroshima. That's not like executing a murderer - it's like executing his whole family, including his six-month-old baby.

      Sure, in the context of a major war, killing civilians by the hundred thousand can sometimes be defended, at least. But don't go telling me everything the Allies did was righteous, because life isn't that clear-cut...

    23. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when have terrorists followed the rules of international law?

      That's a childish response. If our only goal is to be better than the worst the world has to offer, then we might as well fire up the gas chambers today - Hitler only gassed six million Jews or so, so we can gas 5,999,999 of our undesirables without any moral problems, right?

      No. Our moral imperative is to be as good as we can be, not just better than the terrorists. Their actions are irrelevant: we MUST follow all the laws we make. Or the terrorists will, quite literally, have won.

    24. Re:that's not really responsive by DrXym · · Score: 1

      What on earth are you jabbering about? I point out a straightfoward and simple fact for you (that the POTUS is a hard military target) and you fly off on a tangent about gas chambers. Snap out of it.

    25. Re:that's not really responsive by k98sven · · Score: 1

      I wasn't defending the war in itself. What is there to defend about war? War is an awful thing.

      A life is a life you say. And this apparently includes fictional people. Because what you are doing here is equating a fictional portrayal of fictional persons in a much larger historical setting with a fictional portrayal of an actual person in an specific historic place, time and moment. A person who would likely be alive today had he not been killed.

    26. Re:that's not really responsive by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 1

      That's what you took away from 'Team America'? Amazing. Didn't you listen to the pussies-dicks-assholes monologue? The point was that reality lies in the middle, not the extreme left or the extreme right.

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    27. Re:that's not really responsive by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "an unarmed civilian is another."

      Kennedy was 'commander in chief', and came with a full set of Secret Service bodyguards. The elasticity of the term 'unarmed civilian' is approaching breaking point there.

      On the other hand, who the hell is celebrating the aniversary of the assassination? Except Discovery channel.

      "So was 9/11, and I think most people would be quite offended if someone were to make a 'hit the twin towers flight simulator'-type game out of it."

      Already been done with MS Flight Simulator; more sickening was the wholesale removal of the twin towers from any picture that originally contained them, or the removal of said things from games. Offense is very much a personal thing, and like pleasing people, you can't catch everyone all the time. Live with it.

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    28. Re:that's not really responsive by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      It was that or march on Tokyo; the death toll, including the civilian death toll, would have been higher with boots on the ground in Japan, the only real alternative to the a-bomb.

    29. Re:that's not really responsive by Laebshade · · Score: 1
      AFAIK most WWII games do not center on specific named individuals either.
      Hitler?

      Tojo?

      Patton?

      Montgomery?

      Romel?

      Macarthur?

      Churchill?

      I've seen WW2 games that refer to all of these people.
      I think the point he's tring to make is not that game contained them, but in the case of the JFK assassination game, it focuses solely on one person, and one person only.
    30. Re:that's not really responsive by weierstrass · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      The point was that reality lies in the middle, not the extreme left or the extreme right.

      I hate liberals. If you are a liberal, do not reply.

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    31. Re:that's not really responsive by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 1
      Did you ever consider that perhaps my sig is tongue-in-cheek?

      The level of intelligence on Slashdot is really sad sometimes.

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    32. Re:that's not really responsive by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      It was that or march on Tokyo;

      Untrue. That myth was intentionally created by the USA government towards the end of WWII. There weren't just those 2 options; there were at least 2-3 more.

      1. If the USA didn't invade Japan, the USSR was ready to. Although the effects on civilians would be roughly the same, it wouldn't be American troops dying.

      2. The USA could pull back and completely ignore Japan, which had absolutely no capacity to wage offensive war ever again.

      3. The USA could accept Japan's offer of surrender.

      It's point 3 that most people today are ignorant of; the government has hidden the fact that Japan already asked to surrender weeks before the atomic bombs were dropped.

    33. Re:that's not really responsive by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Kennedy (or any other president) isn't an unarmed civilian though.

      Technically that's wrong. The president is rarely armed, and he is a civilian.

      Contrary to President Reagan's delusion, the president is not a member of the military. He is the civilian controller of the military, which doesn't make him a member.

      For example, President Kennedy never had soldiers salute him as though he were an officer.

      Presidents, governors, and mayors are all civilians even though they can give executive instruction to soldiers, guardsmen, and police.

    34. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference... In the WWII games, the character that the player controls and the computer controlled targets aren't necessarily modelled after real people and real events in this way. This is a simulation of an historical event, complete with names, places, times, and some interpretation of the event. In this case, the event was a tragic one and one where there are family/friends still alive who remember the event first hand.

      Would *you* defend a computer game that simulates your mother/sister being raped (including names, places, times) along with some interpretation of the event (your mother was actually having an affair with the guy and got mad at him so filed a rape charge against the guy, who was innocent) the same way you are doing here?

    35. Re:that's not really responsive by dave420 · · Score: 1
      I fear you misunderstand my point, so I will repeat it :)

      Let's take your initial argument point-by-point:

      1. Yes, tens of millions were killed. Many millions were innocent, yet WW2 games don't mention those. That would be too sad, so they gloss over those killed by the errant shell your tank just launched over into the adjacent farm, or those killed when your bombs go off course. In war, accidents like that ended in the misery of millions more we don't hear about. Of course, you can say that there were so many to get upset about, but then that's to say human suffering doesn't matter to you if it's in sufficient quantity.

      2. Yes, two generations. However, as there are still MANY people alive now who saw WW2, that point is quite irrelevent.

      3. Centering on the military deaths and glossing over the civilian ones is the biggest injustice you can do.

      So, basically, if one is to be offended by a "pop JFK" game, you should be a million-times more offended by a WW2 game, as the sheer number of people who died in both depicted events are very different indeed.

    36. Re:that's not really responsive by Khakionion · · Score: 1
      I don't think there would be as much objection to a post-911 game that simulated the collapse of the WTC or the Pentagon in order to cast doubt on the official story

      When I was in a Math Modeling competition shortly after 9-11, one of the problems was to simulate the evacuation of "a burning building." We made a pretty good simulation, and went ahead and ran the parameters of the September 11 WTC bombings in, and our model evacuated just about as many people as actually did get out before each tower collapsed.

      Our project got ranked among the top ten worldwide, but our school was offended that we would pick that model," profiting off the suffering of others," as they put it, instead of the other choice, extrapolating teen pregnancies for the year 2010. *sigh*

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    37. Re:that's not really responsive by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the surrender offer conditional in some unacceptable way or something?

    38. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Political assassination is not terrorism. Terrorism has that implied "we could do this to you next, BOO!"

    39. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (and nobody is currently at war with the USA, with the possible exception of North Korea, which is formally a very long cease-fire.)

      And yet, we've managed to kill a lot of people in Iraq. Does this international law protect those who don't follow it?

      But then I guess it would make more sense to put this in the context of Kennedy's day, and I'm not remembering much from those history classes atm.

    40. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent. Godwin's law. You lose.

      Nazis came up earlier in the discussion, but that was actually a relevant comparison rather than an attack aimed at another person here.

    41. Re:that's not really responsive by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Political assassination, however, is a third case. I think you're right that we shouldn't see games reenacting the gas chambers or Columbine or whatever, but I'm not so sure about an event that involves heads of state
      Agreed, the President is not a civilian.

    42. Re:that's not really responsive by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Well if you recall the scenes where they BLOW SHIT UP, you'll recall that the Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe and the pyramids and the Sphynx, along with countless civilian puppets, were destroyed by a bumbling and ignorant "Team America" trying to kill a few terrorists. I don't think this is support for the "extreme right" or "left" or the "middle" for that matter. Needless to say, whatever the point of the film, it supports my contention that the film cannot be seen as "merely" entertainment.

    43. Re:that's not really responsive by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "which is obviously meant to be "just entertainment," yet portrays in what some would say is a very offensive way the current US war on terrorism as an ignorant and murderous enterprise?"
      So it is just entertainment?

      "Needless to say, whatever the point of the film, it supports my contention that the film cannot be seen as "merely" entertainment."
      Aren't you contradicting yourself? First you said that Team America was just entertainment and then had some thought that sort of trailed off. Did you instead mean to say that while to a casual observer, Team America would be viewed as casual entertainment - the truth of the matter is that it is not just entertainment? If that is what you meant in the original post, your ability to share your thoughts with others needs quite a bit of work.

      Now - if you don't think Team America offers support from the middle, think about this: In the movie, you see the destruction of the Eiffel Tower, etc. This obviously portrays certain ultra-militaristic views in a negative light. On the other hand, the Film Actors Guild parody obviously portrays the extreme left in a negative light. Now, where can it be found that there is support for a balance in between? As I said, the pussies, dicks, assholes monologue.

      "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy world, but I do know this; If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."
      Now, you see that the underlying point of that monologue is that certain behaviors supported by the right must be taken while the temperance offered by some on the left can be a good thing. I'll appreciate it if you can be a bit more clear and concise with any future posts you make. Thank you.
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    44. Re:that's not really responsive by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "There is no way this game could be used to train for assassination unless you're planning something in Dealy Plaza."

      Actually, I was planning on using it to practice assassinating the Dealy Lama...

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    45. Re:that's not really responsive by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the surrender offer conditional in some unacceptable way or something?

      It had one condition: the Emperor would be allowed to continue his position as ceremonial head of state.

      That condition was entirely acceptable to the USA, as in fact they did leave the emeperor alone during their eventual occupation.

    46. Re:that's not really responsive by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      OH.. i never said anything was righteous. I said it was acceptable. There is a big difference. I am somewhat aposed to the death penalty but can see the difference in it and the muder that brings it's use around.

      Civilians gettign caught in the crossfire is just a neccesar y evil that come with war. We have made progress in attempting to eliminate that evil but it hasn't gone far enough. Justification for this evil can go against all other concepts of morality but it is a clear distinction between that and gunning someone down for no reason held by the populous.

    47. Re:that's not really responsive by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought the same thing about the "unarmed civilian" aspect. Techically, he's commander-in-chief of the US military. Practically, the president need never have attended any military training, need not know how to even handle a weapon. His title is honorary, like a PhD granted to a prominent celibrity.

      Referring to the target as an "unarmed non-combatant" is probably more appropriate. My question to most who are not offended would be: It it okay to market a game which reenacts the Reagan assasination, to see what the odds are that that attempt would have been successful, and, in the game do you get extra points for shooting presidential aides? If you're okay with that game, then you're wlcome to bitch about the people defending the tastelessness of the Kennedy game.

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    48. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but Kennedy wasn't a civilian, he was Commander in Chief and a legitimate military target.

    49. Re:that's not really responsive by Tassach · · Score: 1
      He is the civilian controller of the military, which doesn't make him a member.
      True, but the President and other Civilian command authorities (Secretary of the Defense, Secretaries of the Army/Navy/Air Force) are a special case -- they, unlike just about any other civilian, are part of the military chain of command. They can give lawful orders to the military and those orders WILL be obeyed.

      The Governers' authority is much more limited -- Governer Arnhuld can't lawfully order the California National Guard to invade Mexico.

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    50. Re:that's not really responsive by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      The Governers' authority is much more limited -- Governer Arnhuld can't lawfully order the California National Guard to invade Mexico.

      It would be similarly unlawful for President Bush to order a Mexican invasion.

    51. Re:that's not really responsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress delegated that power long ago. While any reasonable person reading the Constitution would not believe it to be lawful, current law as written and accompanying precent of recent history tells us G. Bush can order an invasion of a sovereign without being bothered by technicalities such as legality. The current next-in-line for attorney general should tell the world something about what Bush and Congress think of the law ("Geneva Conventions").

    52. Re:that's not really responsive by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      "obviously meant to be 'just entertainment'" is quite different from "is just entertainment." There is no contradiction. Perhaps your ability to comprehend the thoughts of others is what really "needs quite a bit of work" here.

      I'm not going to argue with your simplistic reading of the movie, because you're being a twit. I'll be as clear and concise as I like with my posts, because they are mine.

      Now does that make me a dick, a pussy, or an asshole?

    53. Re:that's not really responsive by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      [The president's CinC] title is honorary, like a PhD granted to a prominent celibrity.

      It's not at all like that. A celebrity with an honorary PhD doesn't get tenure or a teaching position or research grants, whereas the president really does get to order the military around. And being surrounded by highly trained armed guards at his command makes him not exactly "unarmed..." or do you consider a passenger in a limo to be a "pedestrian?"

    54. Re:that's not really responsive by Matrix14 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...that's very interesting. Do you have documentation on this, or at least the approximate date it happened?

    55. Re:that's not really responsive by Refrag · · Score: 1

      Kennedy wasn't a civilian.

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    56. Re:that's not really responsive by k98sven · · Score: 1

      1. Yes, tens of millions were killed. Many millions were innocent, yet WW2 games don't mention those. That would be too sad, so they gloss over those killed by the errant shell your tank just launched over into the adjacent farm, or those killed when your bombs go off course. In war, accidents like that ended in the misery of millions more we don't hear about. Of course, you can say that there were so many to get upset about, but then that's to say human suffering doesn't matter to you if it's in sufficient quantity.

      That is a misinterpretation of my argument.

      The question here is not if these games are an accurate portrayal of history. They are not. They never claimed to be. They're history-based fiction.

      The question is: Is this fiction disrespectful to the victims? I don't feel they are because they do not depict specific victims. How can you be disrespectful to an anonymous entity?

      My grandfather's brother fought for the Axis in the war. But I do not feel games depicting the killing of Axis soldiers are disrespectful to his memory. A game which depicted the killing of him, personally would however be offensive. Do you see the difference here? That was my first point. If you don't agree with it, fine.
      But don't try to turn it into something completely different.

      2. Yes, two generations. However, as there are still MANY people alive now who saw WW2, that point is quite irrelevent.

      No, it is relevant. Wouldn't you agree that making a joke about a person the day after their funeral is disrespectful?
      Yet the same joke, told ten years after the funeral may not be.

      It's not about 'does anyone remember', it's a question of how fresh the memory is.

      3. Centering on the military deaths and glossing over the civilian ones is the biggest injustice you can do.

      It would only be an injustice if you presupposed the game to be an accurate account of history. It is not.

    57. Re:that's not really responsive by weierstrass · · Score: 1

      Did you ever consider that perhaps my sig is tongue-in-cheek? not after i read yr journal. :)

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    58. Re:that's not really responsive by Tassach · · Score: 1
      It would be similarly unlawful for President Bush to order a Mexican invasion
      Sorry, you're wrong. Under the War Powers Act of 1973, the President can initiate military action and conduct offensive operations for 60 days without consulting Congress. Also, after 9/11 Congress gave the Shrub what amounts to a blank check to use military force against "terrorist" countries.

      If he wanted to invade Mexico, all Shrub has to do is pull some specious bullshit excuse out of his ass based on shoddy, discredited intelligence reports and say that Mexico is developing weapons of mass destruction or is harboring terrorists. The sad thing is people will just sit there and listen to his lies and believe every word of it.

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    59. Re:that's not really responsive by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, a PhD allows one to call themselves a Doctor, to add the appropriate prefix and/or suffix to their names. They may increase their suppsed prestige with the title. To get tenure or a teaching position is not an automatic benefit, though if a position required a PhD, this person would, techically qualify.

      The President gets the power to do all the top-general things, without ever having been in any type of miliary training (physical or mental). He can know nothing of proper battle tactics, history, capabilities, etc. No true general would skirt those requirements. Luckily, the president has advisors who HAVE had that training.

      As for being surrounded by armed SS, yeah...I'll give way on that a bit. It isn't like some joe walking down the street. Of course, in the "game," I don't believe that there is any chance of a guard noticing you and taking you out, so - in this case - he may as well be unarmed.

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    60. Re:that's not really responsive by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      at least the approximate date it happened

      There were a few attempts after Germany's surrender (which made it clear that Japan's victory was absolutely impossible), but the final and most important was on July 26th, when Japanese agents (operating from neutral Switzerland) gave their response to the Potsdam Declaration.

      It isn't some big secret, so you can read more in Wikipedia or Google.

      (You saw my other message re the emperor's survival vs "unconditional surrender")

    61. Re:that's not really responsive by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Under the War Powers Act of 1973, the President can initiate military action

      That's not a Constitutional Amendment, and any lesser law which contradicts the Constitution is invalid.

      If he wanted to invade Mexico, all Shrub has to do is pull some specious bullshit excuse out of his ass based on shoddy

      Arnold Swarzeneger can do the same thing. He can claim an iminent state emergency and send the state guardsmen south of the border. It'd be just as legal as when Bush does it.

      The legality is the same, even though Arnold wouldn't get away with it nearly as easily, because his excuse would be more closely scrutinized.

      Also responding to an AC:
      ago. While any reasonable person reading the Constitution would not believe it to be lawful, current law as written

      No, it is specifically against law as written. Of course, many other common things, such as "plea bargaining", are completely illegal, but the government does them frequently.

    62. Re:that's not really responsive by Tassach · · Score: 1
      That's not a Constitutional Amendment, and any lesser law which contradicts the Constitution is invalid.
      I'm a strict constructionist, and not particuarly a fan of the War Powers Act, but I have to conclude that it *IS* Constitutional. There are two key Constitutional points the WPA hits: that the President is Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, and that Congress has the sole power to declare war. However, there's a good bit of grey area regarding the operations of the armed forces which the Constitution does not address directly.

      The President clearly has no Constitutional authority to declare war against another sovereign nation or (arguably) to take any action against a sovereign nation which would be likely to be considered an Act of War by the internationally accepted standards of the day, unless explicitly authorized to do so by Congress. However, the only Constitutional authority Congress has over the day-to-day operations of the Armed Forces is to control the purse strings. The problem here is that, short of a formal (or de-facto) declaration of war, there's no clear Constitutional demarcation saying where the President's authority as Commander in Chief begins and ends when the country is NOT in a declared state of war.

      Even in the early days of the Republic, it was recognized that there were legitimate offensive and defensive military actions short of declared war, and that directing the conduct such operations was within the scope of the normal duties of the Commander In Chief. For example, defending the frontier against hostile Indians and protecting friendly merchant ships against piracy would have been routine duties for the Armed Forces of the day. I doubt that any of the Founding Fathers would have argued, for example, that the President would need to seek Congress's approval before ordering the Navy to attack a pirate haven.

      What the WPA does (quite legitimately, I may add) is formalize the boundry between the routine and emergency operational powers of the Commander in Chief and the war powers reserved for Congress. This is the Constitution working exactly as it was designed to: Congress setting the boundries of when and where military force can be used, and the President directing military operations within the limits set by Congress. From a strict constructionist point of view, the WPA actually reduces the President's power -- you could argue that the Constitution permits the President to order the military to do *anything* as long as he doesn't issue a formal declaration of war.

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    63. Re:that's not really responsive by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "Techically, he's commander-in-chief of the US military."

      No, he is the commander-in-chief. There's no 'technically' about it. Your other points were about his military training rather than rank.

      "His title is honorary, like a PhD granted to a prominent celibrity."

      Garbage. Go check up the chain of command in a decent textbook. There is an inbalance of power for veto purposes that was brought about during the Reagan years, but the military is under the direct command of the oval office.

      "Referring to the target as an "unarmed non-combatant" is probably more appropriate."

      So, not 'President'?

      "It it okay to market a game which reenacts the Reagan assasination,"

      I suspect that anything is pretty much fair game for the entertainment industry, but it's not about what's 'okay', because that is as subjective a judgement as whether it's tasteful. Who is going to make that judgement, and wouldn't it be better to allow the market to judge the merits of the game in question?

      Should you really even consider getting into this question lest we point out how many native americans got slaughtered for the cowboy films, or whether Jerry Bruckheimer should be apologising to Somalis. Political correctness is simply bollocking around trying not to offend people, and this is largely about political correctness.

      "If you're okay with that game"

      I'm halfway through San Andreas. I have this fairly hard disconnect between a game and real life. Fewer orphans in games.

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  50. Coming soon from the same developer... by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 5, Funny
    Die, Liberal, Die!

    You'll throw the switch on an electric chair holding a convicted baby-butchering doctor in this educational look at both sides of the abortion debate. Learn all about electric current, too.

    Take Dat, Bitch!

    Use a crowbar on a conniving hooker before the jury rejects her opportunistic criminal complaint against you. The game has been designed to debunk phony assault charges; after all, she's a hooker.

    Voterator

    Install and, with the help of a bottle of Windex and a micro-fiber cloth, debug the latest U.S. touchscreen polling machines. Can a vote here or there go awry? Find out when your candidate enjoys late surges in the opposition's key districts!

    1. Re:Coming soon from the same developer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a crowbar on a conniving hooker

      So, you've played the new Grand Theft Auto too?

    2. Re:Coming soon from the same developer... by k_187 · · Score: 1

      Take Dat, Bitch!
      Use a crowbar on a conniving hooker before the jury rejects her opportunistic criminal complaint against you. The game has been designed to debunk phony assault charges; after all, she's a hooker.

      Not to make the opportunistic joke here, but they already made that. its called Grand Theft Auto.

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  51. JFK did it! by euxneks · · Score: 1

    He went into the future to kill himself! Honest to God! I saw it on the Discovery channel!..

    Or..

    might have been space/scifi channel..

    I dunno..

    ...Is there such a thing as large alien bug spaceships?

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    1. Re:JFK did it! by rf0 · · Score: 1

      SCI-FI. It was in Red Dwarf Series 7 or 8

      Rus

    2. Re:JFK did it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the uninitiated, that was a Red Dwarf reference.

    3. Re:JFK did it! by sivax · · Score: 1

      You must have saw the episode of Red Dwarf where Lister had the time wand thing, and the events you just spoke of took place. Was in 7th or 8th season to tired to looked up exact episode name right now.

    4. Re:JFK did it! by euxneks · · Score: 1

      no kidding? that was RD? Damn.. Here I was thinking it was Lexx!

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  52. Re:If it were a different president by Socrates+Demise · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ya, They had the secrete service at Boulder High School in Boulder Colorado after a talent show where a group of students planned to use a Bob Dylan song to say they wished for the death of President Bush.

    Here's the story on Reuters.

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  53. Could this be a new business plan? by evanbro · · Score: 1, Redundant

    1. Create cheap and bad game that offends everyone
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:Could this be a new business plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a gambling game with a $100k jackpot

  54. Firefox RSS feed Live Bookmark misleading by robotoverflow · · Score: 5, Funny

    "New Video Game Recreates Kennedy Ass..."

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    1. Re:Firefox RSS feed Live Bookmark misleading by Infinity+Salad · · Score: 1

      Marilyn Monroe?

    2. Re:Firefox RSS feed Live Bookmark misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ted.

    3. Re:Firefox RSS feed Live Bookmark misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got some odd Firefox there buddy. Mine says "New Video Game Recreates Kennedy Assassi..."

  55. So, what about... by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    All the WWII games, as others have pointed out? Are those just as distasteful?

    To paraphrase another post that shares my sentiment, "is a historical simulation only wrong if someone FAMOUS gets hurt"?

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    1. Re:So, what about... by kaitou · · Score: 0

      I suppose the kennedy family may see it more as a simulation of running your own concentration camp, rather then your average WWII FPS game.

    2. Re:So, what about... by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      Thats a great idea. Concentration Camp Tycoon, from the makers of rollercoaster tycoon and railroad tycoon.
      I can see it selling just about as well as lemonade tycoon...

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    3. Re:So, what about... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      All the WWII games, as others have pointed out? Are those just as distasteful?

      I've always thought they were somewhat distasteful.

    4. Re:So, what about... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thats a great idea. Concentration Camp Tycoon, from the makers of rollercoaster tycoon and railroad tycoon. I can see it selling just about as well as lemonade tycoon...

      No, silly. It's called Sim-Camp. Getting started is easy- just follow the steps below and you'll have your concentration camp up and running in no time.

      Step 1 -- Build an Incinerator
      Every camp needs an incinerator to dispose of the bodies of its victims. To build an incinerator, click on the Incinerator tool, then click on an empty area of the map. (Note: If the smoke from your incinerator is not animating, the game is probably paused. Choose a game speed to start the smoke animating.)

      Step 2 -- Add Zones
      Zones are areas that you designate for different kinds of buildings in your compound. The people who will be enslaved in your camp need to live in Residential Zones, work in Industrial Zones, and die in Disposal Zones. Place each zone type on the city map near the incinerator.

      Step 3 -- Build Railways
      The residents will need some way to arrive in your camp from the rest of the Reich. Place some Railways along the sides of your zones. Now that the zones in your camp have transportation, you should see your death camp slowly come to life. Congratulations! You've created your first concentration camp -- you may now call yourself "Kamp Kommandant!"

    5. Re:So, what about... by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      I would find it distasteful if a war game included killing characters representing actual people who participate in the war (ummm unless they're villains like Hitler).

      I would also find it distasteful, and disturbing, if they designed a historical simulator called 9-11, and marketed it to the public for profit.

    6. Re:So, what about... by bsartist · · Score: 1

      I can see it selling just about as well as lemonade tycoon...

      Heh. Those of us who are old enough can remember when schools had Apple ][s - and every last one of them had two games on it: Oregon Trail and Lemonade Stand.

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    7. Re:So, what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Request to moderators: Mod down anyone who says "Mod down anyone who says "I know I'll be modded down for this." "

    8. Re:So, what about... by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

      Holy triple-recursion, Batman!

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    9. Re:So, what about... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      Thats a great idea. Concentration Camp Tycoon, from the makers of rollercoaster tycoon and railroad tycoon.

      You're too late. A group of Austrian neo-Nazis already released a controversial game called "KZ Manager". Apparently the original version involved gassing Jews and making money off of selling their teeth, and an updated version substitutes Austria's Turkish minority for the Jews.

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    10. Re:So, what about... by IngramJames · · Score: 1

      All the WWII games, as others have pointed out? Are those just as distasteful?

      No; the difference is that in this game a single individual (who was a real person with family still alive) is being targeted to be killed as part of a game. Sure it happened, but that's no reason to turn it into a game.

      What next? A first-person adventure called "Son of Sam" with all the real victims? "Behead a hostage in Iraq", maybe, to help you hone your sword skills? A simulation or a movie is one thing; it's the interactive element that makes me want to barf..

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    11. Re:So, what about... by HaloZero · · Score: 1

      Wow...

      You are so going to hell....

      ...save me a seat?

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    12. Re:So, what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome, just awesome.

  56. Maybe they don't get the cultural signifigance by kwn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure they would balk at a simulation of the death of William Wallace. Which by the way would be more fun than just three bullets:

    "At that time (and for the next 550 years), the punishment for the crime of treason was that the convicted traitor was dragged to the place of execution, hanged by the neck (but not until he was dead), and disembowelled (or drawn) while still alive. His entrails were burned before his eyes, he was decapitated and his body was divided into four parts (or quartered).

    Accordingly, this was Wallace's fate. His head was impaled on a spike and displayed at London Bridge, his right arm on the bridge at Newcastle-upon-Tyne, his left arm at Berwick, his right leg at Perth, and the left leg at Aberdeen."

    from

    Point for historically acurate body part placement.

  57. The latest Flash ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kill JFK and win a FREEEE iPod!

    1. Re:The latest Flash ad by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      The prize is $10,000US... I knew iPods were expensive, but man...

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  58. Nope, not missing the point at all. by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    So, what about all the WWII games that recreate the murders of thousands of people? Are those okay because the people being murdered aren't famous people?

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    1. Re:Nope, not missing the point at all. by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      For the love of god.

      Those are representations of the anonymous. This is a representation of a very specific figure who's relatives will have serious emotional attachment.

      Specific Person "Herr Joe Thorntonburger" isn't in the WW2 game with a Nazi Family who will mourn his death. President Kennedy has a family which will object to this.

      I don't understand how you don't understand the distinction.

      On that note, why are you arguing from the "two wrongs make a right" fallacy?

    2. Re:Nope, not missing the point at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Herr Joe Thorntonburger was my grandfather killed at Normandy you insensitive clod.

    3. Re:Nope, not missing the point at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is a difference between killing nameless nazis

      Exactly. They started it.

    4. Re:Nope, not missing the point at all. by k_187 · · Score: 1

      For the love of god. Those are representations of the anonymous. This is a representation of a very specific figure who's relatives will have serious emotional attachment.

      So its ok to kill people in video games if you don't know their names? If its bad to kill one person then its bad to kill any of them no matter what the circumstances might be. The fact that we can ask people related to this specific instance makes no difference. When EA went to release Medal of Honor: Rising Sun in Japan there was similar outcry, about letting kids shoot their grandparents. By your definition that was anonymous, and therefore ok.

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  59. Media Cannon Fodder, Nothing More by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 1

    How long until we see a "ripped from the headlines" but we "are not depicting any person living or dead" from this on Law and Order?

    I'll also take odds that both this video game and the Pacers/Pistons fiasco both make it on by the end of the season. Any takers?

    Sorry, but no one's going to gives a shiat if Ted Kennedy is upset over this. Hell, isn't he still on the No Fly List? Does he have any clout or respect left that isn't hanging by the string of his family name anymore? Or any favors he hasn't called in because of the earlier drunken exploits he's gotten out of?

    Bottom line: There have been too many recreations of the Kennedy assasination for anyone to balk over one more, however tastless and idiotic it may be.

  60. The game title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company sounds like a bunch of dirtballs no matter what they claim their rationale for the game to be. This could be a pure simulation or education peice of software except for 3 things:

    1) A point system for shots
    2) The disrespectful title of "JFK: Reloaded"
    3) The blood option

    Do they really need those things?

    1. Re:The game title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's disrespectful about the title.

    2. Re:The game title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it could have been JFK: Revolution, you know...

  61. oh can i play george bush sr innocent bystander? by drfrog · · Score: 1

    and finger lee havery oswald????

    LMAO

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  62. How would that be at all valid? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm quite an excellent sniper in video games. It would be fair to say that any SWAT team and most special forces units would be interested in e if I could shoot like that in real life. Alas one is not the other and my skill with a real gun does not equal my skill with a virual one, it doens't even come close.

    However all in all it's not relivant since a desktop computer can't accurately simulate reality. However they designed this game, they are making shortcut assumptions, simplified physics, and so on. It will not be an accurate simulation of what happened.

    I can't see any realistic point to this.

    1. Re:How would that be at all valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, odds are if it's not possible in a simplified physical world (no bullet drop, etc) it's probably equally impossible in the real world.

      And, as far as being better in games than in real life, of course. That's what they're trying to say, is that even the _best_ of the best couldn't make the shots.

    2. Re:How would that be at all valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, odds are if it's not possible in a simplified physical world (no bullet drop, etc) it's probably equally impossible in the real world.
      That is just asinine logic. Why would that be the case? You mention "no bullet drop" as an example... what if that among other things is a factor? Why should you have to be able to do it without that? I mean, that is just so critically wrong...
    3. Re:How would that be at all valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, odds are if it's not possible in a simplified physical world (no bullet drop, etc) it's probably equally impossible in the real world.

      What if it is impossible because the simulated people in the simulated car sit in different positions than the real people sat in the real car?

      I've not read much about JFK murder, but what I've seen points to the direction that "magic" bullet seems magic only because the conspiracy kooks suppose that everyone in the car sat rigidly upright staring directly forwards.

    4. Re:How would that be at all valid? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What if it is purposefully rigged? Perhaps the programmed reload time for the gun that doesn't match what could actually be done. Perhaps they programmed in a different kick for the gun. Perhaps they use tree layout from 20 years after the incident so there are different sight lines.

      You can always assert that the best of the best can't do it when you program the game in a way to make it impossible.

    5. Re:How would that be at all valid? by orpx · · Score: 1

      what if this is a whole stunt for senator edward kennedy. i mean. he'll/they'll profit from the sale of the game, sen. ed kennedy will get kudos for 'speaking out', ironically not against the unphysical death of his brother. and with that money they can set out on other props on building fake kudos on a multiple levels of degrees(911f). now that's even uglier, and more probable. fuck capitalism.

  63. Exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this game doesn't seem to involve shovelling JFKs dead naked body into an oven, so what are you bitching about?

    1. Re:Exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this game doesn't seem to involve shovelling JFKs dead naked body into an oven, so what are you bitching about?

      rofl

      Did he say it did? No.
      Did you get his point? No.

  64. Cross-cultural insensitivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I notice that the makers of this game are not Americans, so perhaps they don't realize just how offensive this is to some people. Can you imagine the outrage in, let's say, India if an American made a similar game about the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi? They'd have a cow. ...uh, so to speak...

    1. Re:Cross-cultural insensitivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck cultural sensitivity. I'm an American and I'm not offended by this. If anything, we need more awareness and discussion about the JFK assasination. There are too many unanswered questions to just simply say 'let it go'. I doubt if it will somehow solve the mystery, but it is vital that people at least begin to consider the circumstances under which all this happened.

  65. Back, and to the left by totallygeek · · Score: 1
    Back, and to the left.
    Back, and to the left.
    Back, and to the left.


    Ten bucks to do a dance move to a murder scene doesn't sound worth it. Pretty lame.

  66. bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Ted found his lawyer and spent the night trying to figure out how to weasel out it instead of trying to contact authorities in order to save his passenger who was still alive, but trapped in the car.

    Teenagers driving recklessly and accidentally killing one of their friends is nothing new. Quite different.

  67. It doesn't matter by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    This is probably not meant to achieve validity; only persuasion. This will be very convincing to some people. It won't matter if it doesn't prove anything.

  68. Sequel by Megane · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Kennedy Reloaded 2: Chappaquidick

    /Aisle seat, please

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  69. You Americans are amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You play Manhunt and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Return to Castle Wolfenstein, but this simple simulation of the Kennedy assassination makes you all cold inside?

    (1) I live in Canada, (2) Kennedy was shot before I was born, and (3) I agree that the developer of this game seems a bit opportunistic.

    But ferchristsakes... this is an innovative game idea. The gameplay is simple, the simulation is complex. Explore a pivotal moment in history in interactive fashion. Try various actions and see how they affect the outcome. Decide for yourself whether the "generally accepted" interpretation of that day's events is probable or not.

    Its a tiny download, 13 MB. Give it a try in demo mode for free (you can't shoot unless you buy). If you're too cheap to pay $10, don't worry, there will probably be a crack out soon.

    Shoot a famous President, feel better. What better carrot is there than that?

    1. Re:You Americans are amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'm not up in arms about the game, I don't think that the contraversy has to do with "assassinating the president", its about recreating a very specific and vicious moment in history. This sets it apart from San Andreas and Wolfenstein.

      While people like Cryofan (who sees everything about being brainwashed by our 'masters') might disagree with me, we would probably be seeing just as much contraversy (if not more so) about a game to assassinate Martin Luther King. Or to exaggerate a bit, suppose a 'SimHolocaust' game in the SimCity style, whereby you had to execute the mass murder of the Jews as efficiently as possible?

      Hell, for another real life example, look at all of the people that whined about 'Sid Meyer's Colonization' and how it portrayed the conquest of America.

  70. Your in Canada ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Namely, America"

    No because your from the united states "OF AMERICA" wich is NOT america

    C ourageous
    A mericans
    N oble
    A mericans
    D efender of
    A merica

    whe are America not of america.

  71. Tikka to Ride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let me be the first to suggest that it was, in fact, JFK who travelled back in time to shoot himself from the Grassy Knoll in order to right history.

    I believe it was the show's final gasp of genius before a quick jump over the shark.

  72. No, you camping fag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text.

  73. My monitor stopped working after first shot by jayveekay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was I doing it wrong? I put my monitor 10 feet outside my window (as far as the cable would reach), ran the sim, then started shooting with my .22 from the windowsill. Was I supposed to use a special bulletproof monitor? Darn these realistic sims can be expensive!

  74. Fine by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1, Insightful
    You think the game is disgusting? Fine. Don't buy it, don't play it. But don't go telling game companies what games they should and shouldn't make. If people want to buy and play this type of game, that is THEIR CHOICE.

    I'm swear, I'm so fucking sick of others trying to force their morals and beliefs onto me. I personally would LOVE to play a game like this if it were an accurate historical simulation. Even moreso if the rifle and physics are very accurate. Frankly, I think we could use more games like this. How about one where you are a jew in a concentration camp and you have to try to escape?

    What's that? That is evil and shouldn't be made as well? Well, as a jew who has spent serious time studying the holocaust, I'm ok with it, and since I'd be the one buying the game, IT WOULD BE MY FUCKING CHOICE!

    God, I just wish that just once I could run into one of these evangelical morons, have them try to force their world view on me, and then beat the first amendment into them. Ugh. Don't they have anybody elses lives to worry about? Like their own?

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    1. Re:Fine by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Welcome to my friends list ;)

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  75. Call me when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they release a mod for it that puts Dubya in the Caddy.

  76. Off Topic by killerface · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, But does it run linux?

    1. Re:Off Topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but instead of Oswald, you are Tux, and instead of Kennedy it is Bill Gates.

  77. I'm still waiting for by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    Trench Coat Mafioso

    You're a pissed off high school student wasting your classmates with heavy artillery.

  78. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SECLECT START by roseblood · · Score: 5, Funny

    incase you want to get an extra shooter on the grassy knoll.

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    1. Re:UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SECLECT START by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wrong game. For this, the code is:

      back, and to the left.

    2. Re:UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SECLECT START by Xentor · · Score: 1

      No, it's...

      Back, and to the left. Back... and to the left. Back and to the left.... Back and to the left..........

      Back, and to the left...

      (But I'm sure less than 1% of even these geeks watch enough cartoons to get THAT reference)

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    3. Re:UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SECLECT START by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      It's an obligitory Simpsons referene isn't it?

    4. Re:UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SECLECT START by uberslack · · Score: 1

      no... it's an obligitory "The Critic" reference... from the review of the Director's Cut version of JFK...

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    5. Re:UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SECLECT START by Starsmore · · Score: 1
      "It stinks!"

      Yeah, that sounds about right for this game. :)

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  79. Question by ceeam · · Score: 3, Funny

    When the GWB mod is due out?

    1. Re:Question by Emot · · Score: 0
      The hell with Bushy. I'm stoked at the recent announcement of the Jackass Socialists mod!

      Select a skin!

      Ed Kennedy! Isn't he glad he grabbed all our guns!

      Charles Schumer! Oops bolt-action rifles aren't assault rifles! Way to ban something dangerous there, Chuckles! If only you'd been on the ball, your brains wouldn't be all over the Plaza!

      Dianne Feinstein! Good thing that Carcano doesn't have as many thrusts per squeeze as that wicked-sinful MAK-90 you oh-so-cheerfully display as an evil, nasty-bad Assault Rifle which the mere possession of makes you a child-raping criminal, worse in every manner than Hitler! Oh wait, one shot, one kill! Bonk! Hope you like your pine box!

      Whiny Asshole Slashdot Poster! Eh, shouldn't this lead be put toward something useful? Like the foil linings in a smoke detector or something? Perhaps we can make a darling pewter figure of a Space Elf out of it and use it to totally stomp all over the Space Ork army! Oh no! Watch out for the Space Mummies!! They don't die unless exploded! Good thing my Space Elves have Repeater Explod-o-cannon! +4 to explode Space Mummies! ELDAR 4EVA !!!!

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    2. Re:Question by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I hand't thought about it until now, but he is the 00 president, which puts him in line for at least a nearly-successful attempt on his life, if not outright assassination. (a US president dies in office every 20 years...RR "broke" the curse in the 80s, but there was still an attempt on his life).

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  80. Wad files, eh? by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    Just downloaded and isntalled the demo... It uses wad files. Didn't realize anything but Doom used those...

    It actually looks rather tasteful. Technology definately doesn't seem up to the times, and what I saw in the demo really looked a lot like the recreation animations that they play on The Learning Channel, but with detailed ballastics analysis etc, it looks kinda neat.

    I'm not sure it's proper to make it a competative event, but it looks like it'll make a pretty convincing argument if Joe Blow 14yr old can match the Warren Report on his 50th try, then Oswald probably could on his first...
    Again, I'm really not sure I'm comfortable thinking of this as a game someone would play for fun, but as an educational tool it looks rather interesting.

  81. Who said there wasnt? by comwiz56 · · Score: 1

    Can Kennedy's brother not use his right of free speech?

  82. In other news... by ShallowThroat · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I was surprised to learn that JFK still has relatives that haven't died under mysterious circumstances.

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  83. no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know the plot if I kill kennedy those who planned it will kill me.

  84. wine/cedega by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

    Tried with cedega 4.0, wine 20041019. No luck running this :(

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    1. Re:wine/cedega by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

      Tried with cedega 4.0, wine 20041019. No luck running this :(

      Update, cannot run it under vmware either!

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  85. kennedy's curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should add up to the list in the kennedy's curses, the previous one was schwarzenegger in their familty.

    Does a democratic family attending a republican rally just to remember the old days of glory really count as a curse?.

  86. mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shfunshenheisen is a hilarious name.

  87. Teddy would know... by gordgekko · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    'It is despicable,' said a spokesman for Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kennedy, the late president's brother."

    Coming from a man who let a woman drown in his submerged car I guess he would know despicable.

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  88. Re:oh can i play george bush sr innocent bystander by Crusty+Cracker · · Score: 1

    Now that's just disturbing.

  89. If you RTFWS by Shihar · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you bothered to read the fucking web site you would quickly realize that this game is hardly distasteful. It isn't a shooter where you try and whack hordes of secret service guards to kill JFK. It sounds like a project to try and show that the shot was impossible. It is a simulation. Just spend thirty seconds reading the website and it becomes pretty clear that the motive for the game is pretty pure. Hell, just skim the FAQ and you should get an idea what these people are about. If it was some KKK website letting you shoot that liberal panzy, I would agree, but it sounds more like a historian with too much time on his hands.

    1. Re:If you RTFWS by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
      It sounds like a project to try and show that the shot was impossible.

      Quite the reverse. Quoting from the MSNBC article...

      Ewing said the game was designed to undermine the theory there was some shadowy plot behind the assassination. "We believe passionately there was no conspiracy," he said.

      What is the JFK assassination so difficult to understand? Anyone with a reasonable understanding of physics and some common sense can study the countless recreations and simulations of the assassination and come to the very same conclusions that the Warren Commission did. Unless, of course, you would rather live in a fantasy world of massive, shadowy conspiracies.

    2. Re:If you RTFWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uh...huh. Shadowy world of conspiracies? Right...because apparently you must be a nut if you don't believe that one bullet can cause so many wounds, and that according to placement of Kennedy and Connally (and by the way, this IS from the Warren Commision's report) that the bullet changed its trajectory IN MID FLIGHT!! And gee, lets not forget that this doesn't account for the bullet that missed (not the first one) and shrapnel struck George Tague's face (there's a photograph of it), or the fact that Kennedy's body's snaps back and to the left for the final shot. Ever been hit by a bullet? I have, and I can tell you that your body ALWAYS goes in the direction you get shot, especially from a high powered rifle.

      And even if you do somehow buy the bullshit that's been force fed to the public, then you still have to account for the following questions:

      1. Why was the parade route changed on that day? - A president's parade route is determined early on for the purpose of allowing the secrect service and the supplementary military unit to check out the area and have their people along the route ready to handle any situation. The route was changed 2-3 hours, not days, but HOURS before the President arrived. Speaking of military units...

      2. Why was the 112th of Fort Sam Houston in Texas, a unit that's purpose is to provide protection for the president when he is in that area, ordered to stand down? And this over the protests of the unit's commanding officer? This is a recorded fact, check it in the WC's report. As a son of a former military intel officer, I know that you can't simply call and tell an entire unit to stand down. You have to know the proper code words, something I highly doubt that Oswald had access to.

      3. Why did the news organizations around the globe have biographical data and a studio photo shot of LHO and were pretty sure he assassinated the president, and all this BEFORE HE HAD EVEN BEEN CHARGED WITH THAT CRIME? I mean for God's sake, papers had entire pages of LHO data, such as he lived in Russia and was a Marxist, etc, etc. Where do you think they got data like that? LHO wasn't exactly Frank Sinatra so how the hell did anyone know who he was? Hell, the papers in America didn't even know anything about LHO until DAYS later, and yet global news had this unknown guy's birth records? For a comparison, look at the global paper's news reports of Hinkley immediately following his attack on Ronald Regan. You'll find that all they really knew was there was an attack on the US Pres, by one man.

      4. Why did the House Select Committee on Assassinaions in the 70's find a probable conspiracy? If the lone gunman theory was so plausible, if there wasn't any evidence to the contrary, why then would the House put its names on report summary that stated there was a "probable" conspiracy?

      I could go on and on, but of course, I must be a cospiracy nut, because all I've done is simply look at the evidence in front me and ask questions about issues that simply don't make sense or have not been properly explained.

    3. Re:If you RTFWS by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
      The so-called "magic bullet" did change its orientation (but not its trajectory) in mid flight before it hit Connally in the back. That's because it passed through Kennedy's neck before it got there. Careful analyses of the positions and orientations of Kennedy, Connally and Oswald at the time of that second shot found that they line up perfectly. Connally had an oval-shaped entrance wound on his back that can only be explained by a sideways-traveling bullet. Bullets don't travel sideways when they exit a rifle muzzle, but they quite often do that after they pass through materials like soft flesh -- in this case, Kennedy's neck. The bullet that hit Connally was also traveling at a relatively slow speed, again explainable only by it having first passed through something else.

      The House Select Committee found a "probable conspiracy" on the basis of just one piece of evidence: a Dictabelt recording, supposedly capturing the sounds of gunfire, recorded by an open microphone on a police motorcycle. After the committee released its findings, it was conclusively discovered (by an amateur researcher) that the recording wasn't of the shots of the assassination at all. Their conclusion had no foundation at all.

      Rather than answer your other points, all of which have been hashed out ad nauseum for many years, I'll simply refer you to "Case Closed" by Gerald Posner. His title says it all. If you want to apply your conspiracy-finding skills, I suggest you look for more fertile territory. Remember that whatever theory you propose has to match all the facts as closely as possible. You don't get to pick and choose. You'll never find a theory that exactly matches everything, but the theory that Oswald fired three shots from the sixth floor of the Book Depository (and there were no other shooters) matches all the known facts far more closely than any other theory. It's true that we cannot absolutely, positively rule out the possibility of some undiscovered contact of Oswald's before the assassination. But when it comes to the basic aspects of what happened in Dealy Plaza at 12:30pm on November 22, 1963, the case has been closed for a very long time.

  90. What can I say? by joshuaobrien · · Score: 1

    Headshot!

  91. Family Guy by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    Well, at least I still have my bobby kennedy pez dispenser.


    -Colin

  92. Errrrr.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How exactly could this ever be a "historical" simulation of what happened? The last I heard, Kenndy wasn't killed by some geek with a mouse, keyboard or joystick. No matter how accurate they tried to make it, it would still fail.

  93. "For the love of god. by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    Those are representations of the anonymous. This is a representation of a very specific figure who's relatives will have serious emotional attachment.

    Because those that lost loved ones in WWII have no serious emotional attachment to those loved ones. So what if the computer generated image of a soldier being killed doesn't show someone's specific name above it? What if it has the same emotional effect on someone despite being "anonymous"? I'm sure it wouldn't be very hard at all to find a (small) group of people that are offended by games that depict WWII.

    I don't understand how you don't understand the distinction.

    The distinction: one computer generated image of a person being murdered has the name of a famous person above it, and the other does not.

    On that note, why are you arguing from the "two wrongs make a right" fallacy?

    My point was that neither are wrong. They are both computer generated attempts at entertainment with historically-derived action that are offending some people because of their content. I understand that this game could be something very offensive to certain people. I also understand that it could be something very educational and even entertaining to many other people. So why should these people be deprived of an educational and entertaining experience because someone else doesn't share their same sense of taste?

    Those that are so offended by this can choose to ignore it and their lives will be no worse off for doing so. And those that this has a positive impact on can be better off for having played it.

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  94. Why stop there? by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many years until we have "September 11th, the video game"?

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    1. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they are working on the TV series, wouldnt be surprised if a game comes out

    2. Re:Why stop there? by mistersooreams · · Score: 1

      Dave J, the Counter-Strike mapper behind de_dust, cs_vertigo and others, received several requests to make de_wtc within days of September 11th. I remember him being rather shocked by it all, although I can't find his website any more.

      I wonder if we would all be so quick to defend a September 11th "educational reconstructive game" which was intended to show, for example, how improbable an international terror network actually is? I suspect we would not. That said, this JFK game seems at least well-intentioned to me.

    3. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many years until we have "September 11th, the video game"?

      Wasn't there a flash game out like, 24 hours after?

    4. Re:Why stop there? by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Shit I'd like to play that. Just to see how hard it would have been to pull it off.

      You see, not everyone is programmed to get choked up with emotion when they see a historical event portrayed in a game. :)

    5. Re:Why stop there? by Thwomp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not as long as you think, 911 Survivor anybody?

      Here are some screenshots

    6. Re:Why stop there? by innerlimit · · Score: 1

      It's here, and it's called Microsof Flight Simulator...

      (people recreating the perilous path, i've seen them do it...)

    7. Re:Why stop there? by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      There's an Unreal mod called 9/11 survivor. Looks like a dead project though, too bad, no downloads either.

      I think this game would do better as a mod, or open source, so then people could examine the level design and correct any errors, or add improved ballistics and physics. It would also be better if you could recreate any major conspiracy scenario, or a novel one of your own, either as a player or just scripted as machinima.

      There's obvious enormous potential in this sort of thing, although no matter how exhaustive the research there will always be someone saying that some factor or another wasn't simulated properly, or the design reflects some bias or another of the designers, and therefore the whole thing is worse than worthless. By taking a historical event and making it a sandbox for alternate history, or simply an aide to learning how an event transpired from any angle you can think of, very focused segments of history can be taken to a level impossible in film or text. It would be the closest thing we have to time travel.

      A more rigorous simulation/recreation would have a certain amount of certainty assigned to every event- things captured from multiple angles on film would need to reflect the certainty in their depiction, while the fuzzy recollections of eye-witness would have depictions that reflect that uncertainty. Maybe a game could revolve around this- any scenario you alter to your own liking has a certain threshold of plausibility- all the freedom to act lies in what happens behind closed doors, in times forgotten by the witnesses, in places not in front of a camera- secrecy and occlusion is the life-blood of both real and imagined conspiracies.

  95. I agree.. sorta by poptones · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't know that I'd call it "a cheap ploy", or even "mediocre". Personally, I wish there were more "games" that let people recreate historical events for themselves, and scored them on how accurately they recreated the event. Imagine that...learning history while playing a game. Personally I like the idea of using games for something more than just passing the time.

    I agree completely. And this game could be more than just exploitation if only they allow some depth...

    Allow the player to be one of the bodyguards. See if you can prevent jfk from being shot dead and still live yourself.

    Allow the player to be the driver. See what the driver might have seen, see if you can do anything differently.

    Allow the player to be on the grassy knoll, in the crowd, or looking over Lee harvey's shoulder

    Allow the player to be the gunman from ANY position overlooking the scene. Basically, if it's just about being the trigger man in the same position as the official version and seeing how many holes you can dump into JFK, I don't see any redeeming value in it at all - not even from a gameplay perspective. Letting the player be the gunman from only the perspective of official history does nothing at all to rebuke conspiracy theories - it's just cheap (and a ripoff even at ten dollars) exploitation.

    1. Re:I agree.. sorta by Pope · · Score: 1

      In that case, the sequel with RFK should be even more involved, given the widely divergent stories on that one as well.

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  96. mod up +5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    true

  97. Sooo... by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    And this game doesn't help explain what happened?

    No.


    You've played it, then? Good to know we're all commenting on something we know about first-hand.

    If recreating an event down to its particular details doesn't give you any further insight into that event, perhaps you need some work on your critical thinking skills.

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    1. Re:Sooo... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      If recreating an event down to its particular details doesn't give you any further insight into that event, perhaps you need some work on your critical thinking skills.

      What further "insight" into the Kennedy assassination do you think you'll get from a FPS where you stack textbooks and get Kennedy in your sight?

      Megan's Law is a reaction to a historically significant event. Would you play a video game where you rape and murder Megan Kanka?

  98. -1 redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people here aren't retarded, you know.

  99. (offtopic) jesus sig by Jeremi · · Score: 1
    When he was alive, Jesus was a liberal. If he was here now, he would be a conservative. Yay for paradigm shifts.


    You sure about that? I seem to recall Jesus talking a lot about helping the poor, loving one's neighbor, turning the other cheek, etc. That all still sounds pretty liberal to me... I think if Jesus was here now, he would be ridiculed by the conservatives for being a starry-eyed bleeding heart peacenik.

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    1. Re:(offtopic) jesus sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if Jesus was here now, he would be ridiculed by the conservatives for being a starry-eyed bleeding heart peacenik.

      Are we talking about the same Jesus here? The Jesus I heard about was the one who said things like "I have not come to bring peace, but conflict", and "if anyone does not have a sword, let him sell his cloak to pay for one."

    2. Re:(offtopic) jesus sig by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall Jesus talking a lot about helping the poor, loving one's neighbor, turning the other cheek, etc. That all still sounds pretty liberal to me...

      Show me where Jesus said government should be doing those things.

      I don't remember the part where he went to Rome to petition Ceaser to tax the rich for social programs.

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    3. Re:(offtopic) jesus sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure about that? I seem to recall Jesus talking a lot about helping the poor, loving one's neighbor, turning the other cheek, etc. That all still sounds pretty liberal to me.

      Haven't you heard? That's compassionate conservatism, and it's all the rage!

    4. Re:(offtopic) jesus sig by scaaven · · Score: 1

      It's a joke. He's making a stab at how the conservatives and right-wingers hijacked Jesus and Christianity even though the latter started out with liberal views.

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    5. Re:(offtopic) jesus sig by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect neither the conservatives nor the liberals would like him very much.

      That's certainly what happened 2000 years ago; both the ultra-religious conservatives (e.g. Pharisees) and hellenized liberals (e.g. Sadducces) hated him to the point where (even though they hated each others' guts too) they were willing to ally against him.

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    6. Re:(offtopic) jesus sig by ysaric · · Score: 1

      I don't remember where Jesus petitioned Ceasar to enforce his morality on the nation, much less the world.

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    7. Re:(offtopic) jesus sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't remember the part where he went to Rome to petition Ceaser to tax the rich for social programs.


      Not to mention that Caesar had been arealdy assasinated before he was even born...
  100. This is a shocking game. by ttroutma · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The replays and ballistics through bodies stuff is creepy. First time it showed the replay of JFK losing a chunk of brain I was actually horrified. This is different than blasting monsters a bazillion times with unrealistic weapons. It actually friggin makes you see, hear, BE the killer. On the other hand it answers a lot of questions I'd always had about the distance and angle of the shots. The sim idicates that JFK was in an exposed position, much more so than I'd ever noticed before. Randomly blasting into the car seems to take out JFK more often than the other characters.

  101. what's next? 9/11 game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this game is just plain wrong! What's next after JFK game? A flight simulation game where you crash commercial planes into WTC buildings?

  102. Enjoy by Anenga · · Score: 4, Funny

    The SS at your door.

    1. Re:Enjoy by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Enjoy
      The SS at your door


      I'm confused, are we talking about presidential assassination or the upcoming game from the same company: 'The Anne Frank Experience'?

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    2. Re:Enjoy by tepples · · Score: 1

      SS can also mean Secret Service.

      Heil Bush.

  103. Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The game is intended as an "interactive reconstruction." The idea is to see how plausible the findings of the Warren Commission are. There's even a contest with a $100,000 prize if you can pull off the shots that Lee Harvey Oswald was supposed to have taken. The simulation is an attempt to be so accurate that you must miss with your first shot in accordance with the assumptions they have made in recreating the events. Read all about it on the FAQ page.

    Historians are always reconstructing the assassination. The Discovery Channel once ran a special where they ran a dummy by in a car and had an expert marksmen sharpshoot at its head as it drove by. It wasn't horrifying; it was supposed to be educational. This game is clearly an attempt to show just how implausible the official explanation for the JFK assassination is. I would love to see if any player actually achieves a high passing score.

    Personal, I find the idea of this fascinating. The angle of "play as assassin and shoot JFK!" was given by Slashdot; that's not the intent. It's more of an academic exercise, and it will be very interesting to take part in this and see if the government's explanation for what happened actually plays out when you try it yourself. There's a reason they have the assassin's floor blocked off in the Assassination Museum--as Bill Hicks said, they didn't want thousands of American tourists going up there each year, pointing out the window, and realizing "There's no fucking way!"

    Of course, all of this publicity is probably more than they could have hoped for. I doubt many people would have known about this sim otherwise.

  104. Absolutely. by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    And this game could be more than just exploitation if only they allow some depth...

    I agree 110%. I haven't even played the game, but it's gameplay description doesn't sound very entertaining to me. However, I don't think that takes away from its historical value (seeing for yourself exactly how things went down is definitely historically valuable), and those that are focused on how "offensive" it is to them seem to be blind to its potential historical value.

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  105. Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like... by leereyno · · Score: 1

    Anything Ted Kennedy doesn't like is either a good thing....or lacks alcohol.

    This makes me thing that another good game would be one called "Chappaquiddick." The goal of course is to see how many cocktails you can drink before you're no longer able to escape from a car you've just driven off a bridge. The drunker you are, and the more passengers you manage to drown, the more points you get. Extra points are awarded for running over pedestrians, especially small children and cute furry animals.

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  106. Ted Kennedy has no morals. by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Ted has no morals. He's a boozing, wife-cheating skirt-chaser, and he's calling this game despicable?

    The game is guilty of bad taste.
    But, I'd be willing to listen to what Ted says when he will admit/apologize/own up to his morally bankrupt behavior.
    Until then, I just hope Ted remembers that we have a right to free speech, and that he should defend that right.
    If not, he's a hypocrite, and that's far worse than bad taste.

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  107. what really happened by AeiwiMaster · · Score: 1

    check this

    He where relly killed by the driver.

  108. Pure Genius by Adrilla · · Score: 1

    Here's the big problem. The guys make this game knowing it's going to get massive media attention, then only charge 10 bucks. So, people are gonna pick it up just to see what it's all about. Plus they have a backdoor alibi, of "We're just trying to disprove the report." So on the game creator's part, it's damn smart, even if I do personally find it appalling.

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  109. Unsolved History: JFK - Beyond the Magic Bullet by calc · · Score: 4, Informative

    It was on the Discovery Channel and was called "Unsolved History: JFK - Beyond the Magic Bullet" It doesn't show to be airing again anytime soon. However, they do have the DVD for sale on their site - here

    1. Re:Unsolved History: JFK - Beyond the Magic Bullet by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I wasn't sure about the channel and made my best guess.

    2. Re:Unsolved History: JFK - Beyond the Magic Bullet by bryanp · · Score: 1

      Actually you were both right. The show you watched on The History Channel(I watched it as well) is called "Peter Jennings Reporting: The Kennedy Assassination - Beyond Conspiracy."

      You can buy it on DVD here: (or at the other site of your choice)

      http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?j=1&id=135 0435&type=product&ref=03&loc=01

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  110. In other words.... by leereyno · · Score: 1

    It's a cliche?

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  111. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yap yap yap.... it still ends up being glorification of a murder. any other way to "look at ti" is BS.. forensics are best left to Forensics and not the pc gamer.

    Why not just let it all rest and go play Mario Bros ok!

  112. Don't try to be too clever. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    What the previous poster said was in the context of assasinating the named individual.

    I am pretty sure the games you are mentioning don't center around that objective.

    Typical example of ignoring the context to try to make a cheap point...

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    1. Re:Don't try to be too clever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the previous poster said was in the context of assasinating the named individual.
      I am pretty sure the games you are mentioning don't center around that objective.


      On the contrary - there have been numerous games where the objective was to assassinate Hitler.

      Of course, that's a very different case, but I can't have people making inaccurate assertions on Slashdot, however reasonable their case may be. ;)

  113. Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by billstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm quite skeptical of the games "re-enactment shows it's possible" contention. Sure, you can make a computer simulation where it's easy for the FPS player to shoot the President, but it's unlikely that they're doing the physics well enough to let anybody prove or disprove the Magic Bullet theory, and the news article and web site don't sound like they're giving you the choice of shooting from the Grassy Knoll either - just that you get to watch the bullet flying in Neo-like slow motion. It ain't science. (Also, of course, even if Oswald was the only gunman, that doesn't prove he was a lone assassin vs. getting support and funding from the Mafia or the Cubans or the Pentagon or whomever your favorite conspiracy theory likes to pin it on.)

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    1. Re:Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't know. The physics is easily to simulate. You just do a quick Monte Carlo analysis and repeat it many different times and see if the resulting trajectory is statistically reasonable.

      That kind of simulation and analysis is done all the time. I'm not saying this game lets you do it, but it can easily be done for the TV show.

    2. Re:Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by fitten · · Score: 1

      I saw on the History Channel this weekend that clears up the "Magic Bullet Theory". Here is a link that talks about the Single Bullet Trajectory. Basically, the "Magic Bullet Theory" is wrong in it's placement of where Connally was sitting in the car.

    3. Re:Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by tgibbs · · Score: 4, Informative
      Hardly sounds like "cartoon physics":

      The ballistics in JFK Reloaded are significantly more advanced than those present in traditional "shooter" video games. This is in keeping with JFK Reloaded's status as a true simulation of the events in Dealey Plaza in 1963. For example:
      The bullets travel through the air at the correct speed - they don't instantly reach their target. Therefore you have to shoot in front of moving targets ("aim off") in order to hit them.

      As the bullets travel they are subject to gravity, and thus travel in a curved path - the further away the target is, the higher you have to aim. For example, if you shoot at the bridge, you will see the point of bullet impact quite far below the cross-hair point; shoot at the (closer) Stemmons Freeway sign, and you'll see the impact point has dropped less.

      When bullets hit objects, they react according to the material they hit. For instance, they will pass through glass and upholstery unhindered; pass through flesh with some deflection; and either glance off or pass through bone, depending on the angle of impact.

      Angles of ricochet and internal body deflection are highly accurate simulations, based on the laws of physics.
      The bullets have a certain amount of energy. As they penetrate and/or ricochet, they lose this energy as appropriate. So for instance a bullet that has already gone through a human head has very little energy left, and will tend to lodge in the next thing it hits.

      Bullets can travel complicated paths, bouncing around from object to object (within the limitations of their energy, see above). It is even possible to take 'bank shots', by intentionally ricocheting bullets off buildings.
    4. Re:Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm with you. I think people concentrating on a second shooter are being silly. What on earth would it accomplish to prove someone else shot from some other direction? You still don't know who they are.

      The real important questions arise when you stop caring about that and look to why people would have shot him, and the behavior of the government after the shooting.

      I think the best theory is that Angleton thought JFK was the top Soviet mole he'd been looking for.

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    5. Re:Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by OverkillTASF · · Score: 1

      The air-borne ballistics can hardly be disputed, I would think... those things are pretty cut and dry. However, when it comes to what a bullet does once inside a human body, these are definitely "cartoon physics". Bullets deform, deformed bullets tumble, drag through flesh and bone.... This is a pretty much desirable "mushroom" in a hunting round. Even with this essentially "ideal" expansion, you can imagine how such a bullet would react somewhat... randomly... in a mixture of differently viscous fluids and solids, such as the human body. The "magic bullet" theory, if I remember it correctly, would have required quite a random path through the body. And a simple mix of velocity and gravitational calculations on a "perfect" bullet flying through the air just wouldn't cut it. The ballistic coefficient, the air pressure, temperature, and humidity... All of these things effect the exterior ballistics of the bullet. And the interior ballistics are even more difficult to nail down.

    6. Re:Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is. From that description it sound like nothing more than 1st semester Mechanics (ie, everything a vacuum). In reality the projectiles from high power rifles are greatly affected by the atmosphere, so the aerodynamic effects are not trivial or miniscule. No mention of that.

      Flesh and bone is stated here like the human body is some homogenous goo with a skeleton. This isn't so. These are gross approximations at best, or they aren't going out of their way to market things any better.

    7. Re:Cartoon Physics sure helps get it accurate by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      But it is. From that description it sound like nothing more than 1st semester Mechanics (ie, everything a vacuum). In reality the projectiles from high power rifles are greatly affected by the atmosphere, so the aerodynamic effects are not trivial or miniscule. No mention of that.

      There is some mention of it on the web site, but remember that the distances are rather short. Seems like it wouldn't require more than a simple drag term.

      Flesh and bone is stated here like the human body is some homogenous goo with a skeleton. This isn't so. These are gross approximations at best, or they aren't going out of their way to market things any better.

      Real-life ballistic studies frequently model tissue using a homogeneous gel. Apparently, it is a good enough approximation for forensic work.

  114. Re:oh can i play george bush sr innocent bystander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that's just disturbing.

    Really? Which part, the part where he holds an Old World Sicilian Style family grudge because JFK screwed him on the Bay of Pig by vetoing the air support or the part where he claimed he "didn't recall" where he was when he heard that JFK had been killed.

    If it is true, then the Bush family is the true dynasty of power in the second half of the twentieth century, not the Kennedys.

    People claim that the Bush family in extremely meticuously about destroying any damaging evidence and further claim that this was done on a large scale in Texas during the Bush reign there.

    As far as the game, they should include points for re-creating the gouges in the sidewalk made by the bullets (and patched in less than a day) that couldn't be made by shots from the book depository.

  115. What's in a name? by sprayNwipe · · Score: 1

    I can't help but think if the news article has called the product a "simulation" or a "research tool" rather than a "game", this would be a non-issue.

  116. What do they expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ted Kennedy support H-1b expansion(and his brother architected the changes in US policy that made H-1b expansion possible). Why do they expect any respect from computer folks after those kinds of actions?

  117. Reminds me of a joke: by AEton · · Score: 1

    q: How do we know the CIA wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination?
    a: He's dead, isn't he?

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    1. Re:Reminds me of a joke: by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You have a line from Johnny Mnemonic promoting your favourite license? You do realise that does you more harm than good, right... ;)

  118. You missed the point. by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    What further "insight" into the Kennedy assassination do you think you'll get from a FPS where you stack textbooks and get Kennedy in your sight?

    How about the first-hand knowledge that things looked and (could have) happened like they are reported historically? I'd say it definitely gives one a greater sense of the environment and events than does reading someone else's description.

    Megan's Law is a reaction to a historically significant event. Would you play a video game where you rape and murder Megan Kanka?

    What a ridiculous thing to ask. Of course not. But, perhaps if there had been a great contention as to whether a certain individual had committed the crime, and a game about it focused specifically on that individual's ability to commit the crime, rather than the gory details of the crime itself, then I could see it. You are essentially playing detective and not just replaying the horror of the crime. And that is all I see in this JFK game. It doesn't seem to me that you can get into anything gory concerning the murder; you are simply told whether your attempt would have been correct.

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  119. what's next, 9/11 game? by reyluv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This game is no research. It's only goal is to make money off of one of the most tragic event in our history. Everyone alive back then can tell you where they were when JFK was shot in Dallas, Texas. Just like people today know where they were when the 9/11 tragedy happened. What's next, a "research" where you fly a plane through a simulation of WTC and the Pentagon building? This game developer's product is protected by free speech, but they should be ashamed of themselves.

    1. Re:what's next, 9/11 game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't think people should be wondering just how Oswald pulled off the amazing stunt that he did?

    2. Re:what's next, 9/11 game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im sorry but i have to disagree.

      a single person that dies is no where near the tragedy of the events on 9/11.

      yes he was a president, etc. it was a tragedy in history, but 9/11 was a much bigger day. even pearl harbor doesnt compare (that was a pure military attack)

    3. Re:what's next, 9/11 game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you could actually crash into the twin towers in one of the early MS flight simulators. Didn't damage them, though.

  120. For a better protest.... by Georules · · Score: 0

    If it offends you, don't play it. People will make it and there is nothing you can do it. It probably sucks anyway. Just shut up. This is not newsworthy, this buzz is exactly what the creator wanted. He is going to make a mint off of some shit 30 minute game for a headline on CNN. Otherwise no one would have even noticed. lets all not care in protest.

  121. MS Flight Sim by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many years until we have "September 11th, the video game"?

    It's called "Microsoft Flight Simulator" and it's been around since the 1980s...

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    1. Re:MS Flight Sim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh... another reason to hate MS: Blame MS for 9/11.

  122. dude, no. you lose by crayz · · Score: 1

    People have drawn a fairly clear line.

    Works of investigation/art about horrible events: OK

    Video games trying to scintillate the player by allowing him to recreate heinous crimes? Not OK

    The previous author asked whether you'd be OK with a game focused on recreating a rape/murder, and you completely dodged the question. This game isn't about whether he could do it - it's been studied in-depth by thousands of professions and a fucking $10 game is not going to add anything to that. The game is purely about appealing to a sickening part of people that gets pleasure from recreating a historical crime.

    I just played the demo. It's about 30 seconds of Kennedys car driving by, and you with a sniper rifle able to fire at it. The game screenshots show Jackie reaching over in distress for her murdered husband...maybe showing the pieces of his brain that splattered onto her would make this artistic recreation more genuine?

    Face it, this is a perverse travesty. If someone released a game letting people fly planes into the WTC, they would do that too. It doesn't mean it's right or moral.

    I don't really have a problem with this - I think they have a right to do it and I think it's a natural progression from the already fucked-up games we already enjoy(e.g. GTA), but for you to sit here on /. defending it as some sort of heartfelt attempt at gathering data is just absurd. The game is a disgusting murder-porno. You may like playing it - I may like playing it - but don't defend it.

    1. Re:dude, no. you lose by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

      "The game is a disgusting murder-porno." Is that double-speak? Did you mean murder-death-kill?

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  123. Damn Conspiracy theorists... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... keep trying to make this a multi-player game.

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    1. Re:Damn Conspiracy theorists... by SteelLynx · · Score: 1

      And this makes me wonder if there'll be a co-op multi-player version. Who gets to be the second Oswald?

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    2. Re:Damn Conspiracy theorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it, why is it that people who raise questions or disprove incidents or theories as Conspiractists.
      Maybe they are not educated or cannot think outside the box. How do you think detectives solve cases. How can they tell from actual planted evidence and actual evidence. (Let me remind you, majority of the workforce has a "its not my job" mentality)
      Let's see if you want to commit a crime, and you have access to all the resources to doctor evidence and alibis, you are going to get away with it. As opposed to the solo gangsta who just held up a liquor store.
      Technology has advanced so fast that half our population cannot comprehend it. There are many people who donot know what psychological marketing is. Each and everyone of us belong to some type of psychological profile. We can easily be manipulated.
      Do you really think the government and media donot have access to this information.

    3. Re:Damn Conspiracy theorists... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      If you theorize about conspiricies, you're a conspiricay theorist. I don't see why that's so strange. I think that conspiracy theorists have gotten a lot of negative publicity since the theories often spread without adequate verification.

      Just like a chain letter. No reason it can't be true, but often passed on without proper verification.

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  124. Don't be idiotic. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Perfectly healthy democratic societies rate or even ban stuff they consider that goes beyond what society may find acceptable.

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  125. IS THIS A REFERENCE... by Noraa · · Score: 1

    TO CONTRA?

    1. Re:IS THIS A REFERENCE... by Emot · · Score: 0

      OH NOSE! NOW THAT THE JOKE HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO THE WHOLE WORLD, IT IS NOW FUNNY! Hooray for you! Hooray for me for finally getting it! Hooray for everyone involved! Thank you for that helpful information !!!!!!!! Ass

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  126. But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that when people try to recreate something like this, they want to assume that what happened was precisely as was intended, and thus you have to recreate everything just as happened for it to be possible. Well, not so much.

    Assuming that the WC's report is true and Oswald was the lone shooter he had one objective: Kill president Kennedy. So, to that end he was firing at the prsident until he was convinced he was dead. Most likely by a visual clue indicating a headshot. The first two shots were misses, as least as far as he was concerned. He wasn't trying to miss, he was trying to hit, however he failed to do so.

    It's not hard ot take two shots and miss and hit with a third one, even at a moving target if you are an experienced marksman. That doesn't mean you can recreate the happenings perfectly. It will happen one way one time, another the next.

    Also, no game can accurately model the physics of what will happen. Realtime physics engines in games are pretty primitive. They can deal with the basics like ragdoll simulation on bodies, falling objects, and simple destructable objects, but any real simulation is FAR beyond what we have.

    Well, to accurately simulate a bullet impact, it takes some serious power. Bullets do NOT act intuitively, espically high power ones. Lots of people forget that the bullets fired were high powered rounds form a Carcano military rifle. Thos act quite differently from a 9mm JHP round. Their penetration is extreme, and you can easily shoot through 3 or more unarmoured people with one. TRying to say that a game can simulate the trajectory of a bullet through a complex structure like the body is just stupid.

    Sounds to me like these people are really doing one of two things:

    1) Trying to play up the consparicy nut angle saying "See, lots of gamers couldn't do it in our (highly invalid) simulation, how could it possibly have happened in rea life?" and thus "prove" their theory.

    2) Make money off said consparicy nuts.

    I see nothing here approaching valid or interesting.

    1. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by ObitMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see nothing here approaching valid or interesting.

      you sure were long-winded in replying for it to be not valid or not interesting.

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    2. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Wolfkin · · Score: 0

      It's not hard ot take two shots and miss and hit with a third one, even at a moving target if you are an experienced marksman.

      Well, the problem is using the rifle he was supposed to have used to place all those shots so close to the target so quickly. If I understand correctly (and I've never tried, so take with a grain of salt), it's difficult to even come close to your target in that timespan, and Oswald was such a notoriously bad shot that his coworkers (when he worked at a factory in Russia) would shoot something for him on hunts, so he wouldn't look bad to his girlfriend.

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    3. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by bryanp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oswald was such a notoriously bad shot that his coworkers (when he worked at a factory in Russia) would shoot something for him on hunts, so he wouldn't look bad to his girlfriend.

      This is a commonly repeated falsehood. Oswald was rated "Sharpshooter" in the Marines. He was able to place repeated shots in a small target at 200 yards, rather more than the 60 yards beteween him and Kennedy.

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    4. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by cluke · · Score: 1

      Well, man, here's the thing. I think we can assume that bullets go in pretty much a straight line, otherwise the whole premise of 'sniping' or target-shooting is false, which is plainly is not. I believe our physics engines have achieved straight line prediction capability.

    5. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Parabolic trajectory, if air resistance is eliminated.

    6. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Angafirith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can calculate the trajectory and path of a projectile fairly accurately until you hit something. At that point, you have to figure out how much energy the projectile has left (if the body's resistance deflects the projectile, like it would with a small and slow projectile, or how much energy is left on it after it goes through the body). At that point, you have to consider the locations of bones in the body and other factors.

      I recall hearing that one of the shots at Kennedy went through another person after it went through him. We now have to consider where the bullet goes after it leaves Kennedy's body and how much energy it has left before it goes into the next person's body.

      If my understanding of physics (and the situation) is correct, it's not as simple as you make it out to be.

      (Note: I am not a forensic scientist or anything. I am a 17 year old computer geek who enjoyed High School Physics in senior year. Take this all with a grain of salt)

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    7. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      In addition, you have to be sure that you've taken into account unusual parts of the simulation. In this case, the car modified to raise Kennedy slightly up and the man in the front passenger seat was leaning down and back. While it's a small detail, it was entirely overlooked by such movies as "JFK" and it goes from needing a weird ricochet to hit Connally to putting him right in the line of fire. Consider: Interior Shot

      For more if you are into this sort of thing: here

    8. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can hit a stationary target no problem. My leading is what needs work. I bet I can get 40 out of 40 on a small single target 200 yards out. Now move that target on a track. I bet I'll get more like 10 out of 40. I really need to work on that.

    9. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      It's not hard ot take two shots and miss and hit with a third one, even at a moving target if you are an experienced marksman. That doesn't mean you can recreate the happenings perfectly. It will happen one way one time, another the next.

      Which is why they can offer a prize to the person who most accurately replicates the details of the historical record. With a true simulation, even a near-exact replication is highly unlikely, quite apart from the question of whether it is plausible for Oswald to have carried out the assassination.

      Also, no game can accurately model the physics of what will happen. Realtime physics engines in games are pretty primitive. They can deal with the basics like ragdoll simulation on bodies, falling objects, and simple destructable objects, but any real simulation is FAR beyond what we have.

      And they do indeed seem to have gone far beyond standard videogame simulation techniques, attempting to accurately model bullet trajectory, loss of energy through various materials, angle of deflection from bone, etc.

    10. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by jinxidoru · · Score: 0, Troll

      "An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Col. Jeff Cooper

      Whereas an armed man can replicate the evil.

    11. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by MrBlackBand · · Score: 1
      Trying to play up the consparicy nut angle...

      Conspiracy nut? Like the nuts who cling to the "Magic Bullet" theory despite evidence to the contrary?

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    12. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      Killing is not always illegal or immoral. I take it you're not a big fan of self-defense?

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    13. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oswald's contemporaries in the Marine Corps concurred that he was a poor shot.

    14. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Wolfkin · · Score: 1

      Whereas an armed man can replicate the evil.

      Being armed means having that choice. Being unarmed means having only the choice to do as you're told, or die. If people are basically evil, then evil will result whether the masses are armed or not, but being armed gives us the power to say, "No, I will not."

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    15. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Wolfkin · · Score: 1

      I believe I read this in a novel, _Unintended Consequences_, so it very well could be that the author was embellishing for effect (it *is* fiction, after all), or merely mistaken. However, when that author had characters talk about things I knew about, he seemed to know what they were talking about.

      While I don't know what "Sharpshooter" entails for the Marines, my father purchased a shiny new "Expert" in Army Basic in 1946, so I'm not inclined to think that means a lot in the 40s and 50s. :)

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    16. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by CovertPenguins · · Score: 1

      I was rated Expert rifle, I even have a medal for it. Does that mean that I'm a rifle expert? NO. I shot the rifle qualification round with such a score that I qualified as expert once. That's all.

    17. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you can't eliminate air resistance. I've been to Dallas and they do have air there.

    18. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      That Kennedy is coming right for us!!!

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    19. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1


      I love responses like this. When first read they sound profound and insightful but when considered for even a moment by anyone with even a small amount of intelligence they melt into the kind of drivel that alway draws a chuckle.

      The armed man can replicate the evil of course but nothing says he has to or even will. You don't bother to mention that he can also prevent the evil from happening.

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    20. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      You don't need to kill a Kennedy in self defense. Just throw them a bottle of JD and they'll be good long enough to get out of Dodge.

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    21. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is a commonly repeated falsehood. Oswald was rated "Sharpshooter" in the Marines. He was able to place repeated shots in a small target at 200 yards, rather more than the 60 yards beteween him and Kennedy.


      Big fucking deal. I can assure you nailing a moving target at 60 yards is much more difficult than a stationary target at 200 yards. And getting a headshot? Please. Somebody was shit hot with that weapon.

    22. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, I think it was the History Channel which just proved that that was exactly what happened.

      Using lots of new technological goodies unavailable to the Warren Commission, they were able to show that with Kennedy sitting higher than Connally, and Connally sitting slightly to the left, the bullet would have passed through Kennedys throat and into Connallys arm then wrist then leg. Exactly as the Warren Commission said.

      They even used someone who was approximately the same height and weight as Kennedy and by putting small pieces of metal on a shirt, and then doing an x-ray, the bullet wounds were exactly as were done in real life. They even had this model sit in a position just like Kennedy had been and did the x-rays with the same result.

      They even used a nearly identical rifle and fired a round into specially made recreation of the human body. A firm in Australia does it I believe. The bullet, when examined, came out almost intact. Just like in real life.

      In the past I always poo-pooed the single bullet theory. However, after looking at the Zapruder film and comparing it to the model and the computer generated recreation, I have my doubts. It does look plausible that a single bullet could have done what was done.

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    23. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we can assume that bullets go in pretty much a straight line, otherwise the whole premise

      Wow, proof that even relatively early adopters of slashdot are complete morons.

    24. Re:But that's all irrelivant/invalid by joelanders · · Score: 1

      I think the games title "JFK Reloaded" might mislead a few people...

  127. How narrow minded. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Freedom of speech works in many ways.

    The braindead company that thought this a good idea have the right to publish this "game".

    Well sonny, guess what, the people, potential buyers, have the right to express their opinion about the premise of the game, and thankfully will cast it to the 3 games for 1 dollar basket, where it rightly belongs.

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  128. What idiotic. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You should judge messages in their own merits, not by the merits of whom delivers the message.

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    1. Re:What idiotic. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Your kind and honest 80 year old grandma:

      'I didn't touch a drop of alcohol today'

      Your 30 year old alcoholic brother:

      'I didn't touch a drop of alcohol today'

      I'm sorry but I disagree with the opinion that the person telling you something doesn't affect the context of the message and the reaction to what has been said. Note that the rules change when the person is delivering the message from someone else (Don't shoot the messenger and all that...) but even still it's not airtight.

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  129. The most despicable thing by Magickcat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems to me that the most despicable thing is the fact that the American people have never had the people who killed former Pres. Kennedy brought to justice, not had the whole facts of the assasination revealed publically and officially. Of course, such a revelation would probably reveal things still relevant today, so it stays secret.

    If I was Sen. Edward Kennedy, I'd find this game less tasteless compared to a lack of answers and justice.

    Of course, if I saw the game sold in a store, I'd reconsider ever purchasing from them again. Thourougly tasteless and disrepectful, regardless of whatever you might happen to think of JFK.

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    1. Re:The most despicable thing by HeghmoH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For everyone who is not a member of the tin-foil hat crowd, everything is fine. Oswald was the only shooter. He got whacked by a nut, who later died in prison. Justice was served as well as was possible, and the facts are there for anybody to see.

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    2. Re:The most despicable thing by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the JFK assasination isn't just a tinfoil hat conspiracy akin to the people who think Elvis faked his own death, or the moon landing was faked. It's widely believed by a large percentage of the populace, and there's decent evidence that it at least could have happened. Oh, and lest you forgot Oswald did NOT die in prison, he was shot shortly after Kennedy by Jack Ruby.

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    3. Re:The most despicable thing by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      A large percentage of the populace also believes that the world was created in seven days, but that doesn't mean they're right.

      Forever-secret conspiracies simply don't happen in real life. As the saying goes, two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

      Technically, Oswald did die in prison, as Jack Ruby shot him while he was in a jail. However, "who later died in prison" in my post is referring to Ruby, not Oswald.

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    4. Re:The most despicable thing by peccary · · Score: 1

      Technically, Ruby shot Oswald in an alleyway while Oswals was in police custody, not while he was in a jail.

    5. Re:The most despicable thing by Magickcat · · Score: 1

      Only a very naive person would believe that it was straightforward. Too many questions, not enough answers. Even the CIA and FBI agents who worked on the field at the time have expressed their concerns and serious problems with the official account.

      The real problem would be if the assasination occured within a faction of the American government, which seems possible and perhaps likely.

      The Soviet connection of Oswald was never revealed, and there should have been more information after Perestroika if this was actually the case.

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    6. Re:The most despicable thing by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      It's widely believed by a large percentage of the populace

      You mean like the large percentages of a certain segment of the population that still believe Iraq was supporting al Qaeda, that it had WMDs, and that evidence of both of these was actually found?

    7. Re:The most despicable thing by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      See.. you've mistaken saying something that isn't totally crazy with saying it's actually true. Yes, if a huge number of people believe something it's not relegated to the nutso tinfoil hat crowd. That doesn't mean it's true or even more likely to be true, but only that it's not dissmissable out of hand like the wacko consispiracy theories.

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  130. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well no shit. Just where is the line between freedom of speech/belief and due respect? Is it an okay thing to teach our kids that it's okay to joke about killing someone? Boys (young and old) and girls too these days play "war" and I'm sure thousands of toy soldiers are still bought and played with, but somewhere there should be a line drawn.

  131. You can gun down millions of monsters by StormyWeather · · Score: 0

    But this game lets you gun down monsterous millionaires!

    Ok mod me down, I deserve it after that. /duck.

  132. What next? by plopez · · Score: 1

    The John Hinkley simulation?

    The John Wilkes booth RPG?

    The Trotsky assination mod pack?

    The crucifiction?

    I guess bad taste and stupidity sells....

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  133. Slightly off by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1
    Actaully, the Konami Code was

    Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start

    You forgot a 'left-right', and the select is optional...see here
    1. Re:Slightly off by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      Allthough you would want the 'select' to add your second shooter on the knoll, as I just realized...

    2. Re:Slightly off by iamplasma · · Score: 1

      He wasn't using the Konami code, I'm pretty sure that up-down-left-right-a-b-select-start was the cheat code for Sonic the Hedgehog (from memory you had to hold some of the last few buttons down at the same time).

    3. Re:Slightly off by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      that's quite a trick, since the early genesis controllers had no select button.

    4. Re:Slightly off by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      1.) He said up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right
      2.) the cheat code for sonic was:

      At the title screen, hold A then press Up, Down, Left, Right. When you hear the chime, press Start.

      If that doesn't work, try this: at the title screen, press Up, Down, Left, Right, hold A, and press Start. After doing this once, you only need to hold Start + A to enter the level select.

      from http://cheats.ign.com/ob2/068/001/001343.html

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    5. Re:Slightly off by vegetasaiyajin · · Score: 1

      Didn't Street Fighter II Turbo (from Capcom) use the same code?
      I remember using it to put the game in ultra fast mode (ten stars).

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  134. Dont give this trash publicity by cliffski · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This game wouldnt sell a single copy if the media didnt splash it everywhere as some kind of scandal. Its just like the game 'manhunt' which the media got pulled from UK stores recently.
    Seriously, there are some fantastic games out at the moment, Half Life 2, Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, maybe Pirates will be good even *cough plug* my own Starship Tycoon ;)
    Its always pretty depressing to see that you can get a million dollars worth of advertising just by ensuring your game is sick and tasteless.
    Lets treat trash like this the way it deserves, and ignore it completely. there are plenty more worthy pieces of entertainmemnt out there that could be covered instead.

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  135. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Informative
    The game is intended as an "interactive reconstruction." The idea is to see how plausible the findings of the Warren Commission are. There's even a contest with a $100,000 prize if you can pull off the shots that Lee Harvey Oswald was supposed to have taken

    Except it's already been done. It was covered on either the History Channel or the Discovery Channel a while ago. They made models out of ballistics gel with pig bones inside, and had a shooter on a crane to get the same angle and distance Oswald had, using the same model gun from the same year, firing the same model bullets. He made the shot, the "wounds" on the ballistics gel model matched the wounds on Kennedy and Connely, and the damage on the bullet was almost identical to that of the so-called "magic bullet".

  136. Re:even tasteless chuckleheads deserve entertainme by dave420 · · Score: 1

    Whereas you'd jump at the chance to play a Vietnam game where you get to drop napalm on kids... double standards? never!!!

  137. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    No, you get points (so-called "forensic points") for coming the closest to the timeline of events concluded by the Warren Commission. If you're off from that, you get docked.

    You're completely missing the point of the game, which is to point out how damn near impossible it is to do it. There's even a $100,000 prize for someone who does it.

    It's to point out how implausible the government's explanation was.

  138. People fail to realize where this is from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This 'sim' was heavily featured with its creator on the special "Beyond Conspiracy" in which they use this sim to prove the Warren Comission correct, not otherwise, which has been the prevalent thought on this board. The whole thing has been modeled with the thought that LH Oswald did it.... conspiracy theorists will be disappointed to find out you prolly cant take potshots from the infamous sewer drain... etc....

    Personally everytime I watch the Zapruder film it seems almost obvious that Kennedy was shot from the front after being shot from the back.

  139. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Phil+Karn · · Score: 4, Informative
    This game is clearly an attempt to show just how implausible the official explanation for the JFK assassination is.

    Actually, the authors are trying to show exactly the opposite, that the Warren Commission made perfectly reasonable conclusions. Perhaps you should actually read what the game's authors said before you spout off your tired old conspiracy theories.

    ...they didn't want thousands of American tourists going up there each year, pointing out the window, and realizing "There's no fucking way!"

    Funny, when I visited Dealey Plaza, it seemed so... small. Then I visited the Sixth Floor museum and stood next to that window. That shot was easy! The only mystery is how he actually managed to miss one shot out of three.

    By the way, I've actually read the Warren Commission report. Have you?

  140. Daffy! by leighton · · Score: 1

    Sadly, after a childhood spent listening to Daffy Duck, I can't hear the word 'despicable] without giggling a bit.

    Which is sad, because it is. Should be legal, but despicable nonetheless.

    And yeah, the sequel would probably involve something about seeing how many drinks it takes before you go off the bridge at Chappaquidick.

  141. Sniper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Just think how good all your AWP kills feel.

    Joe Smith^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h Anonymous Coward

  142. They Hate Us For Our Fucked up ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am simply saying that the threat of violence can control people.

    It can also make entire countries despise you and the rest of the world distrust you.

    Hope you're not planning on taking any holidays.

  143. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're going to have to set me straight then because it seems a little bit of a dichotomy. The US Constitution contains in it the 2nd Amendment, which promises the right of an armed citizenry. As we are constantly told by groups such as the National Rifle Association, this right is important to ensure that the citizenry can defend themselves and if need be, overthrow the government in revolution. If we're going to ban speech which might be seen as threatening then that sort of nullifies the 2nd Amendment, doesn't it? You can have the guns, you can have the ammo, but you can't talk about using them. So how does that work, exactly?

  144. magic in more ways than one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That 'disney' documentary (doesnt that give it away) didnt mention the actual bullet that passed through JFK once and connely multiple times striking many bones is pristine.

    Test fires of bullets striking bone cause damage and marks on the bullet.

    what is SO magical about the magic bullet it that is is infact pristine (they dont show you the bullet) yet it managed to go through three people.

    Not only that, it's wasnt found on conollys stretcher, it was on the one next to it.

    Whats also magic about the bullet is that 50 witnesses say they heard gunshots from the grassy knoll.

    Whats also magic about the magic bullet is that bullets where also found in the grass, by the bridge, in the car, through the windscreen and on the road.

  145. What!!!!????? by JollyFinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh no they killed Kennyde.

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    1. Re:What!!!!????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, he will be back in the next episode.

  146. Re:If it were a different president by aero2600-5 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The US Constitution contains in it the 2nd Amendment, which promises the right of an armed citizenry."

    I will most certainly set you straight. The National Rifle Association is very fond of the second half of the second amendment. They deliberately choose not to mention the first half of the second amendment. The second amendment states "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." Are you a member of your state's militia? No, you're probably not. As such, you have no constitutional right to own a firearm and 'bear arms'. The constitution was written 200 years ago. Had they been psychic, they would have written it better so that we don't need to have this discussion, but like us, they were human. Do I think we should make it illegal to own a weapon? No, because then only criminals would have weapons. Fight for your right to defend yourself, don't use the constitution as an excuse.

    As for this video game, it may be in poor taste, but it's perfectly legal. There are many people that don't want be reminded of JFK's death, and they'll shy away from it. That's their choice. You have the right to free speech, but I don't have to listen to you. That's how free speech works. If you don't like what someone is saying, don't listen to them.

    And, if it matters, I declined the opportunity to moderate this discussion so that I could set you straight. Feel special.

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  147. New theories for JFK tinfoilers by tod_miller · · Score: 3, Funny

    By analysing the information gained from the release of the game, we now believe that:

    "The killer grenade jumped the parade, and bunny hopped across to a grassy knoll where it spray pained a clan logo before shouting 'j1h4d l0l rotflmao gg' and then using an aimbot to assassinate JFK.... the final words of the killer before police emptied the munitions budget of a small state into him was: k1ll4h dropped - connection reset by peer"

    Games.

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    1. Re:New theories for JFK tinfoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sifnt Oswald wallhax anyway...

  148. anyone ever read metrophage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    date with destiny, baby!

  149. Clinton Fucker by slart42 · · Score: 0

    This game exists!

    http://videosrv.fun4fun.com/public_html/Anim/1.m pe g

  150. An uptodate version by under_clocker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ya know, they should consider doing a more uptodate version with the current administation... then homeland security could come arrest and hold them for making a terrorist training device... I would hate to be the game manufacture when the letters start pouring if from the sheep(the santified masses who oppose everything from beer nuts to gay marridge and would gladly pick the corn out of king georges floaters) This game could seriously generate some bad press...I hope they do well but It seem to me that since King george took over...His nazi's and others like the moral mojority sh*t heads and the religeous right wingers are ready to pounce... I say buy this game and check out all the subversive library books you can find! peace out...

    1. Re:An uptodate version by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly, you lose:
      Link

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    2. Re:An uptodate version by under_clocker · · Score: 1

      No no it would be fun creat a new version of assasination games Im not a gammer but I bet something like that would make some bank $$$$

  151. Abortion Simulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for the Abortion Simulator game. Objective: First one to fill a dumpster with babies wins!

  152. Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by JollyFinn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Getting away with it these days is nearly impossible...
    [Trivial, with money and manpower inside united states, and with some time for preparitions.]
    Quicklist:
    Someone inside does it with poison or something: blackmail, bribe, personal hate towards president etc...
    Longrange rifles and explosive bullets 2 kilometers away from target...
    Mortars 8 kilometers away from target... Best would be if you could get enough firepower to take down a building, if not then in the street right in front of it.
    Bazooka trough a wall...
    Burry explosives before hand to a location you know president will be at sometime future....
    Best location would be a large bridge. Feed the sharks below the bridge before hand just to make sure...
    Navy/airforce insiders... Well get missile, zero it to a building where president is. Hit the fire button. Or better yet. Use insiders to get it from armory, deliver it withing its range to the president and then fire it at the target...

    Now none of the tricks are something you could get AWAY with actually, so there has to be something more important than persons own life for a motive to do it. Doing it isn't going to make anything better, you just get another dumb polition that does same mistakes, perhaps few additional mistakes os it won't solve a thing.

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    1. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by mistersooreams · · Score: 1

      I think it's rather remarkable that we haven't seen a presidential assassination in recent years, if it's as easy as you make it sound (and I suspect it is). There's no lack of people willing to sacrifice their own life for a cause, or so we are told.

      Presumably terrorists consider it more effective to kill a large number of ordinary people than to assassinate a president who would be immediately replaced by someone at least as bad. To be honest, I think they are probably right.

    2. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it - you just need a bazooka or two in a van. Drive said van past the whitehouse, open the doors, let 'em rip, and floor it. Of course, you'll die soon afterwards, but hey - you just capped Dubya. At least God will reward you. ;)

    3. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

      Well. Thats option too. But its far easier to block THAT kind of assaults that require to be too close with line of sight. BTW: The God I believe, would reward me with eternal suffering for that...

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    4. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way you kill someone like the president, who is guarded like this president, is this. /**You definitely wouldn't/shouldn't kill the president though. That is wrong. Don't ever kill the president. And we definitely won't talk about killing the president on a public board.**/

      You go to one of those things where everyone is around said person, where he shakes hands, kisses babies, etc. You can't get into those things with any sort of a weapon. You wear a special latex covering over your hand. Feels real, looks real. Put some cyanide or some other more appropriate nerve toxin on it. Shake his hand. He dies 10 minutes later.

    5. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's always what I thought of as the best solution. Or give yourself a really contagious deadly virus/bacteria/disease and shake his hand. I'm sure if you're crazy enough to do it you wouldn't mind killing yourself in the process.

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    6. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by dupper · · Score: 0

      *smacks forehead* *sighs* Next time there's a knock on your door, I suggest you answer it promptly. I hear Cuba's nice, this time of year.

    7. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Except, um, isn't Penna Ave blocked due to safety/security now?

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    8. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by Ykant · · Score: 1

      Expect a visit in the nearby future.

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    9. Re:Killing USA:s president is trivial, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, try that against President Palmer again and you'll have a swift kick to the ass from Jack Bauer.

  153. live-shot.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just hope they are not running their real-time rifle CGI on a Microsoft OS. See? Using Microsoft products IS hazardous to one's health!

  154. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so not in militia = not a person? that must be convient

  155. Chappaquiddick by Moderatbastard · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the grandparent thought it was something about Wayne Bobbit, or maybe a Harry Potter spinoff?

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    1. Re:Chappaquiddick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1/3 of jokes get modded OT, so if you get the joke, mod insightful 1/3 of the time to restore karma.

      Insightful looks wrong and will get actively counter-modded, as well as meta-modded unfair. Underrated works a little better.

    2. Re:Chappaquiddick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Insightful looks wrong and will get actively counter-modded, as well as meta-modded unfair. Underrated works a little better."

      Good point. What about interesting?

  156. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    But, if this is a simulation that has a strict grading system forcing you to match the findings of the report in order to get a good score, then what does it actually prove? The ideal outcome is only one thing, to show that it was possible for one gunman to accomplish. Sure, but proving a past event as possible isn't really proving much is it?

  157. Yeah....but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in certain circles it's a well known fact that, in their spare time, John Madden and Ted Kennedy have been working on a game based on Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal. Supposedly its a arcade action/puzzle game where players "eat babies" and perform complicated chains of actions in "combos" to create various durable goods out of the "ineddible parts" to earn awards that attach to their profile as well as other bonuses like points or extra time.

  158. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Sprotch · · Score: 1

    You are aware, of course, that Oswald's performance was equalled and exceeded by voluntary shooters during the Warren commission's inquiry? This "implausible explanation" has been demonstrated to be quite possible indeed.

  159. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is also why it is illegal to burn the rich and powerful in effigy, here in the U.S.

  160. Missing step by paxdan · · Score: 1

    1) disrespectful to the family of the victim. 2) morbid 3) a cheap ploy to get attention for a mediocre effort. 4) profit

  161. http://selectparks.net/911survivor/911about.html by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HTH

  162. Clearly this is all a pointless exercise... by fussili · · Score: 1

    We all know Kennedy shot himself in order to repair the time discrepancies the remainder of the Red Dwarf crew instigated by Lister's time-traveling Curry Run.

  163. Dubya character?! by b374 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where can I download a Dubya mod/character?

    1. Re:Dubya character?! by rhaig · · Score: 1

      the knock on your door is the fine young men from the US treasury department.

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    2. Re:Dubya character?! by Kehvarl · · Score: 0

      Apparently the mods:
      A) Have no sense of humor today.
      B) Don't know to what you were referring.
      C) Hate you.

  164. Why stop with the Kennedy assassination? by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

    Why not recreate other US Presidential assassinations?

    Ford's Theatre in Washington, DC... you sneak past the guards (assuming there were any... any historians on the board?) and silently enter the box wherein President Lincoln sits alongside his wife Mary Todd, watching the play "Our American Cousin"... sic semper tyrannus! you cry...

    Or you approach President McKinley at the site of the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, NY, pistol in hand...

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    1. Re:Why stop with the Kennedy assassination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you people read, the whole point of the game is to disprove a theory with the information available to them. Stop making your own conclusions.
      Reading is Fundamental.

      If they want to disprove Princess Dianna's death they prolly do that too.

    2. Re:Why stop with the Kennedy assassination? by chinton · · Score: 1

      Travel to 1841 and steal Harrison's hat.

    3. Re:Why stop with the Kennedy assassination? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      The secret service either didn't exist then or didn't have "protect the President" on their job description, I don't remember which. IIRC there were no actual bodyguards present at Ford's Theater.

    4. Re:Why stop with the Kennedy assassination? by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      The guard that deserted Lincoln was John Parker. He went out for a drink before Booth came in. See this for more.

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  165. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by dave420 · · Score: 1
    Or, a Laura Bush simulator, where you get points for every highschool friend you kill. Extra points for bad driving!

    Then, try "Well-Regulated Militia Simulator"! Live the excitement of being crushed by a tank when the tyrannical oppressor comes! Feel like a big man, yet be completely ineffectual! In stores now!

  166. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    worst non sequitur ever

  167. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Rytr23 · · Score: 1

    But in the Discovery channel special the guy was able to hit his shots with relative ease, right?.. which doesn't really shout "Implausible!!" to me... Conspiracy nuts will disagree of course..

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  168. Re:If it were a different president by dave420 · · Score: 1

    So, freedom of speech is just bullshit, then? :)

  169. And the release we'll never see.... by Himring · · Score: 1

    Ted Kennedy Forever....

    Well, wait, that bastard really is forever....

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  170. Your missing one step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3) Profit

  171. hmm.. by Lu+Xun · · Score: 1

    I bet you can accurately recreate the damage of the so-called "magic bullet" with a single BFG pickup.

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  172. An appropriate time for the quote: by LilMikey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I don't agree with what you say but I will defend with my life your right to say it."

    Besides... if both guns and games were banned, which do you think would've been more likely to save Kennedy?

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    1. Re:An appropriate time for the quote: by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Please don't mod someone insightful if they can't bother to give adequate credit to the person who said the quote.

      (Of course, in this case, there is no evidence that the person who supposedly stated the quote actually did (Voltaire), it is more than likely a summary of his point of view in Essay on Tolerance stated by another person).

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  173. Guys, use common sense before you defend it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The game is intended as an "outrageous publicity-getter." The idea is called 'shock marketing'. There's even a previous game, Manhunt, by the same developers which was based on the same tactic. The wild success of "GTA3", another similar game, was the reason Manhunt was made. The superficiality of the project is apparent. The primary reason for creating this game was not historical exploration, but rather the 220 news articles it was bound to generate, free of charge.

    Of course, all of this publicity is probably more than they could have hoped for.

    All of this publicity is exactly the point of making a game like this. Don't be a mark.

  174. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

    Sure, but proving a past event as possible isn't really proving much is it?

    It is when you have millions of nuts trying to prove that it wasn't possible.

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  175. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by The-Bus · · Score: 1
    "There's even a contest with a $100,000 prize if you can pull off the shots that Lee Harvey Oswald was supposed to have taken."


    Easy. He was using a Z-bot.
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  176. Up next Sims - US Slavery by gosand · · Score: 1

    Why not just put out a Sims game about US Slavery? You get sold into slavery. It could be an online game. You have to sit on a boat for 90 days with all kinds of people. You don't get to skip forward either. Your character can't move around very well, and you just have to sit there. Then after 90 (real-time) days of this, you get to perform menial tasks for the rest of your life. Not to mention the beatings! You could try to escape, but surprise! There is nowhere to go where you won't be hunted down. Oops, don't look at that white woman, or you'll get another beating. If you happened to be bought during the right era, then you possibly get to go free. You are promised some material things that are never given to you, and you just roam the land and have to survive. And if your character dies, the game disables itself. No second chances here! Want to play again? You have to go buy another copy. Hah ha. What a great stocking stuffer for Xmas.

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    1. Re:Up next Sims - US Slavery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could do the Iraq War as well. You could switch between being a marine wasting the insurgents in Fallujah and wrecking that city as quickly as possible without dropping your Hearts and Minds meter in the red. You risk assassination of the Puppet Prime Minister if it drops in the red. You could than switch over and lead a team of insurgents looking for some targets to behead.

      Theres a stocking stuffer for you..

  177. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and the damage on the bullet was almost identical to that of the so-called "magic bullet"."

    what? as in none.

    The "magic" bullet is intact, not even bone collision marks. The only marks it has are frmo it being fired, let alone passing through several bodies!

  178. never mind kennedy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a game where I can kill a frog-hating-monkey!

  179. That is a VERY insightful comment by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    We Americans seem to have been subordinated to authority extremely well. We have an authoritarian culture.

    It has something to do, I suppose, with the fact that ours was until very recently a slave-driven culture. And before slavery was outlawed, there was a great deal of attention focused on protection and obedience to leaders.

    Also, we are a celebrity obsessed culture. I think it comes out of the fact that we are a hierarchy obsessed culture. For hundreds of years our leaders have helped create a culture obsessed with authority and hierarchy. That is why we can play and talk about games that kill millions of people. Suppose a war game came out centered around invading Iran and Killing Iranians. THose are real people. Do you think there would be a huge fuss over that?

    But when it comes down to anything reeking slightly of actual disobedience to our leaders or actual revolution....ohhh! BIG FUSS! We have been trained, oh, so very well. It took centuries.

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    1. Re:That is a VERY insightful comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but suppose that there was a game about the MLK assassination. I guarantee you, there would be a huge fuss about that, and he is far from being 'Massa'. See my other reply to the parent poster.

  180. Not necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    someone were to make a 'hit the twin towers flight simulator'-type game out of it.

    We already had MS Flight Simulator 2000.

  181. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Fade_to_Blah · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually there was some damage. The bullet head was flattened out some and lead was starting to come out the back of the bullet. The discovery channel show's bullet matched the photos from the magic bullet with unbelievable accuracy.

  182. What about Clinton? by adolfojp · · Score: 1

    They also thought about making a game based on Clinton. Later they realized that it would probably suck. Or is it blow? ;-)

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  183. I can't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually agree with Ted Kennedy on something.

  184. Multiplayer Mod? by acvh · · Score: 1

    How long before I can play as Kennedy and turn and fire on Lee Harvey when his misses that first shot?

  185. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

    Silly dave240. Don't you realize, these people can't even *see* the words "Well-regulated Militia"?

  186. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by CreatureComfort · · Score: 4, Informative



    As someone who lives in Dallas and has been to the six floor museum several times I can definitively say you are full of B.S.

    The entire six floor is dedicated to a museum covering the event. Until a couple years ago, you could actually crouch down at the window, in the exact position Oswald was in. They had to block that area off (about a 10'x12' area) with glass walls because idiots kept trying to "rearrange" things or "leave momentos" that they had been there. I believe that you can actually still get into the area, you just have to pre-arrange it with the curating staff.

    The six floor museum is actually the best museum on a political subject I have ever seen. I really expected it to be highly biased, one way or another, however, it turns out to be an incredibly unbiased and thorough review of all the credible work that has been done on the assasination, as well as a good, unbiased review of Kennedy's life and presidency. I was overwhelmed the first time I went through with all of the information presented. I've been back 3 times, by myself, just so that I could spend timing examining some of the displays and presentations, rather than rushing through with visiting family and friends from out of town.

    Even if you aren't really interested in museums or the assasination, I would still definate recommend a stop at Dealy Plaza and the museum if you pass through Dallas.

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  187. Re: Read the Warren Commission Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I have better ways to waste my time - like counting pubic hairs in the men's urinal.

  188. Re:"They Hate Us For Our Eyeshadow!" by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

    They are too young for that sort of thing! Maybe when they are older

  189. Some good could come of this... by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

    As an AC has said above, this is more a historical recreation which pits people against the simulated world to generate what actually happened, thus testing the Warren commission's finding.


    Kudos to the AC for that ... now on to my initial knee-jerk point: maybe what ought to happen in a case like this is that 50% of the game's retail price should go towards whatever charitable organization the Kennedy family desires, or any Kennedy endowments or the like. That would be a good and noble thing which would, in my mind, make the whole thing sound a bit less grotesque.

  190. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Ranger96 · · Score: 1

    As someone who also lives in Dallas (Plano, actually), I'll concur with everything you said about the museum.

    It is rather depressing, though, that one of the biggest tourist draws for the city is based on an assassination.

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  191. Not thrilling enough by smagruder · · Score: 1

    I'm still eagerly awaiting the Magic Bullet Ride at Six Flags. Talk about zigging and zagging, a la the Stone(d) movie 'JFK'.

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  192. On the WWII comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think your analysis is too simplistic. I can't think of many WWII games where you kill any named, real historical figures. Most of the time, you are an unknown soldier fighting other unknown soldiers, and historical events are the backdrop for the action. I guess you got to fight Hitler in Wolfenstein, but Hitler is a bit of a unique case, being generally regarded as the most evil man in history. A beloved historical figure is another matter entirely.

    A game using the JFK assassination time/place as a setting would probably not be deemed offensive. The offensive part is that you are playing the killer, and the goal of the game is to assassinate JFK - not the exploration of the topic itself.

    If someone produced a game on the basis that they were countering Holocaust revisionists' claims that the slaughter of Jews during WWII couldn't have occured, so to prove it you must play Hitler and organize the logistics of gassing camps etc., and score 6,000,000 kills to win, would you also find it an acceptable historical exploration?

    How about a game where the goal is to torture Jesus to death, or a historical re-enactment of 9-11-2001 where you play the terrorists?

    From another perspective: Has anybody in your immediate family, or one of your friends, ever been murdered? How would you feel about a game being produced where you play the murderer in that specific situation?

    BTW, games aren't narratives.

    1. Re:On the WWII comparison by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      I don't think you've played too many games. I haven't played many myself but I can think of several where named real historical figures are targeted, some even by assassination. I've seen games where Saddam Hussein and other living people are similarly targeted. Remember the post-911 flash where you got to shoot UBL who was dressed as a 7-11 clerk? Of course, I'd agree that's pretty damn offensive, but more because of the 7-11 uniform (generalizing UBL to be any Arab convenience store clerk) than because of the idea of taking potshots at a major public figure.

      As for your comment about a game featuring someone in my family, if they were a major public official, such as a head of state, yes it would bother me, but no there is not much I could do about it except whine, because as I wrote above, that is one of the costs of being a head of state.

      Finally, if you think "games aren't narratives," you need to either play a game or look up the word "narrative." If you don't think games like this tell stories (and allow you to participate in those stories) you aren't paying attention.

    2. Re:On the WWII comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad hominem attacks, the last resort of someone with no argument.

      BTW, games aren't narratives... even if you do stamp your foot and hold your breath. Sorry.

    3. Re:On the WWII comparison by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      What ad hominems? Are you offended I said I didn't think you played too many games? I don't play that many myself. It's not an insult; I was just pointing out that there actually were games that did what you said they didn't.

      On the narrative thing, I think you're the one stamping your foot. Would you care to actually provide a rationale for your claim? Or do you feel the mere assertion makes you correct? Like I said, games DO tell stories, which makes them narratives, do I really need to provide a dictionary link to convince you of the meaning of that word? They may be other things as well as narratives, but that doesn't take away their narrativity.

  193. war deaths by abulafia · · Score: 1

    Depends on how you count, I suppose. Hitler killed himself when things didn't work out for him. Tojo tried to kill himself, and then was executed as a direct result of his actions during the war.

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  194. Serious simulation by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the web site, it is clear that this is not some kind of cheap, quickie game to reap publicity from controversy. They have invested a lot of time and effort into serious simulation--effect of gravity on bullet trajectory, bullet deflection by bone, loss of energy of bullets passing through various materials, etc. This is a lot more work than required to simply produce an entertaining video game. At the price, I question whether the project will even repay the development effort.

    While I appreciate that this must be painful for some of the family--as, most likely, are the periodic rehashing of the event in the news and documentary media--I see this as another part of the loss of privacy that is part of the price of leadership. The assassination of President Kennedy is one of the pivotal events of modern history. It is also uniquely controversial. What really happened is still being hotly debated decades later. Nobody seriously questions, for example, whether it was possible for a beginning pilot to fly a plane into the WTC, yet there are many people who believe passionately that Oswald could not have made the shots as described.

    This project appears to be a serious attempt at interactive history, allowing people to investigate for themselves the plausibility of the "official" version of events. This is a unique way to breathe life into history; I hope we see more serious simulations of this nature

    1. Re:Serious simulation by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "They have invested a lot of time and effort into serious simulation--effect of gravity on bullet trajectory, bullet deflection by bone, loss of energy of bullets passing through various materials, etc."

      They goddamn well better have the head jerking toward the direction the shot came from, then. From what I gather, Oliver Stone's movie makes a big deal out of this in an effort to prove Oswald wasn't the only shooter (disclaimer: I haven't seen the movie), but it's just good physics.

    2. Re:Serious simulation by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      They goddamn well better have the head jerking toward the direction the shot came from, then. From what I gather, Oliver Stone's movie makes a big deal out of this in an effort to prove Oswald wasn't the only shooter (disclaimer: I haven't seen the movie), but it's just good physics.

      If they had this, it would be very impressive, because it depends upon the hydrodynamics of brain ejecta through the exit wound driving the head forward something like a rocket. That would be an extraordinarily high level of simulation, indeed.

      Some years ago, Penn and Teller did a nice demonstration of this principle using a melon wrapped with strapping tape, showing how the melon leaps toward the direction of the shot when hit.

  195. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by dave420 · · Score: 1
    I know :)

    "A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed"

    kind of turns into

    "Guns for everyone in case some bad guy invades".

    Completely missing the fact that the guy invading will be slightly better armed than them (read: tanks, helicopters, tactical nukes, ICBMs, aircraft carriers, etc)... I'm not sure how a bunch of accountants with 6-shooters and no training are going to form any sort of coherent physical force that even a slightly determined boy scout troop couldn't take care of is beyond me. But what do I know. I'm a commie.

  196. Profit trumps all by saddino · · Score: 1

    To play devil's advocate: this is just a modern incarnation of all the other profit taking we've seen over the years in regards to JFK's assassination.

    IMHO, it's all tasteless.

    Parting thought: So apparently after 41 years its acceptable to develop a "game" about a tragic moment in history? Does this mean Traffic Games will be releasing a 9/11 WTC simulation in 2042?

  197. Appropriate "The Usual Suspects" Quote by npsimons · · Score: 1


    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...hmph....Oswald was a fag.


    Old McDonald had a farm, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh. And on this farm he shot some guys.

  198. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unarmed people become subjects, armed people are citizens. There are plenty of us that have extremely good training.

  199. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by dave420 · · Score: 1
    You're really funny :)

    You're implying that having a gun makes you a citizen, but that's simply not the case. If you have a gun and try to not comply with the wishes of the government, no matter how outrageous you think they are, the government will get a bigger gun than you're allowed by law. If you have a gun EVEN BIGGER, they'll just bring more. You can't win.

    Don't you realise it? They say "oh look! you have guns, so there's no way in hell we can fuck with you. Don't you feel better?" when they know that if they want to wipe every single american off the face of the Earth, or enact draconian laws and FORCE you to comply, they can walk right over you all, guns or not. After all, France, Belgium, Holland, and even Poland had entire armies, and they were taken over by a hostile, tyrannical dictator. How you think a bunch of office workers with handguns is going to stop a modern mechanised army with air support is beyond me, and quite entertaining at the same time.

    So, by the sound of your last statement, only those with training should be allowed guns?

  200. networked? by jthayden · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't this need to be a networked game? I mean I can't be in the book depository and the grassy knoll at the same time.

  201. What Next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can see a whole series of assassination simulator games: Oswald, Bobby Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr., and of course Abraham Lincoln.

    But if you really want tasteless: A simulator where you play the commandant of a Nazi concentration camp and your job is to ... that's just too tasteless. I'll stop there.

  202. Look! It has begun! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    When Hitler took power, a huge number of Germans hated the guy. That changed. At the height of his power, virtually everybody had joined the personality cult of Adolf. --He turned the economy around, won wars, and made Germans proud, blind and dead.

    After Oliver Stone's work, it seems impossible that any rational person could still give credence to the, "Magic Bullet" theory. But that's the whole point to this particular kind of brain damage.

    People will struggle to believe the bad guys because the alternative seems just too terrible.

    Still. . . There are a helluva lot of Americans who know that so-called terrorism is deliberately manufactured for psy-ops purposes, that Bush is a lunatic, and that Kennedy was killed by the elite for numerous reasons, (among them being that he had the audacity to try to mint actual American dollars in an attempt to wrest the fiat money system back from the hands of a few private and very, very wealthy families).

    You may be die a humiliating death on your knees within the next ten years, but if so, that's what you're here to experience. If you give them your soul, you lose; the Karma hit for going along with the lie will be very heavy. --It is understood by those who know, that the Jews destroyed in Nazi Germany were paying off massive Karmic debt for being bastards in previous lives, --paying for the huge crimes of Atlantis. (Not an island; a world hegemony. The U.S. is today's continuation of that pattern.)

    Keep your eyes open, oppose where you are able, and do not fear. You are loved and never alone.


    -FL

  203. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by pixieluv · · Score: 1

    according to them this is to PROVE that the warren commision was correct

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  204. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by Second_Derivative · · Score: 1

    Well look how well your current administration "walked right over" Iraq, who aren't possessed of exactly the most technically sophiphisticated fighting force on the planet.. and that was in a country that the government doesn't even particularly need to be mostly intact afterwards (ie they're not shitting where they sleep every time they blow a building up)

    I don't know too much about asymmetric warfare but I'd bet fighting a pitched urban war against a mostly unsympathetic population is as much of a walk in the park as it's made out to be.

  205. Re:Look! It has begun! by Dusabre · · Score: 1

    There's an excellent drum & bass song called "Original Nuttah". Not sure why I mentioned that.

    Oh yeah, everybody knows that Oliver Stone is a shape-shifting reptillian half-brother of JFK who is alive and still working as Arafat's Mossad controller.

    For my next trick, I'll pull an UFO out of my arse.

  206. No, not so much by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Bullets travel in a parabola, dictated by gravity, assuming they are flying in a vaccuum. In the real world, their arc is affected by the lift they generate. They path is also affected by wind. However that's not the hard part, the hard part is the simulation when a bullet hits a body. Bodies are complex structures of varying denesities, which affect the bullet's trajectory in various ways. I know of no simulation for this, never mind one that can be done in realtime.

    1. Re:No, not so much by corsican · · Score: 1
      To elaborate further:

      air temperature/humidity, all of which affect air density and hence drag

      density of bone/tissues being hit (which can vary from person to person and even bone to bone)

      angle of incidence with the bone/tissues in question

      spin/balance of the projectile

      barrel warping due to the heat of the previous shots

      the amount of recoil absorbed by the shooter

      etc.

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  207. Before I buy this... by briaman · · Score: 1

    Is there, um, a multiplayer mode?

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  208. Its in bad taste, but... by jzarling · · Score: 1
    The idea of the game is in seriouly bad taste. I don't mind assassination games, but try to keep the people and events made up. I'm sure no one would condone a GTA mod depicting the death of Princess Diana. Or a game that let you be Mark David Chapman, David Berkowitz, Jeffery Dahmer, or Richard Ramirez.

    We will never know the whole story of the Kennedy Assasination, even after the remaining sealed files are mad public.

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  209. Any modding support? by manifoldronin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait to see some mod that switches JFK's face to you-know-who's.

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    Tyranny isn't the worst enemy of a democracy. Cynicism is.
  210. despicable by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    'It is despicable,' said a spokesman for Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kennedy, the late president's brother.

    Hes probably right, im gonna bet the graphics will be pretty bad and will still need decent hardware, the game play won't be up to much either, its despicable the way games are going, what happend to good gameplay?

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  211. Oh please by escallywag · · Score: 1

    Anyone claiming that this or any other FPS game can be used as an asassisination training/simulation device obviously has never fired a gun. I'm a pretty good FPS player that has recently picke up pistol and rifle shooting and believe me, accurately hitting something outside of stabbing range is a HELL of a lot more difficult in real life...

  212. Next Traffic Games Title... by dhj · · Score: 1

    Sonny Bono Xtreme Skiing 2005!

    It's no good unless it's XTREME!

    Microsoft doesn't have a patent on "X" do they?

    --dhj

  213. Re:If it were a different president by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

    "so not in militia = not a person? that must be convient"

    I'm sorry.. Did you read my post? The second amendment states "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." The founding fathers were very clear. If they meant for everyday citizens to have the right to own a weapon, don't you think they would have left out "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state,"? They didn't put it there to confuse people like yourself. They put it there specifically because they felt that the states needed an armed militia. The second amendment was not written to address an individual's rights to own a weapon. Apples and oranges.

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  214. Traffic Games will then bring us... by vaylen · · Score: 1
    1. A game where you get to kill Laci Peterson and dump her pregnant body in the bay. If you can do it and get your boat cleaned before the detectives arrive you win $1,000.

    2. A game like Flight Simulator (2000 version) except if you can fly your plane into the exact same place on the north tower as Mohammed Atta did you win $1,000,000.

    3. A game where you get to play Susan Smith. If you can drive your car into a lake and kill your two children while escaping alive you win $10,000.

    There is a reason why the entire country ground to a halt after Kennedy was assassinated. It wounded every American. To make a game of re-enacting a singular event that in one day caused so much pain and anguish is CLASSESS and I am embarrassed that the company involved (Traffic Games) works in the same industry that I do.

    Here's a great idea for a game: You play a bankruptcy repossesser and you go to Traffic Games' office and repossess all their furniture and computers after they declare bankruptcy.

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  215. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by dave420 · · Score: 1
    But most houses in Iraq have at least 1 AK47. Hardly the same in the US. Also, most of those people fighting the Americans are the Iraqi army who were disbanded. That leaves us with a trained, armed Iraq.

    Well, the Iraqis aren't going to repel the US invaders any time soon, so I'd say that it was a vibrant demonstration as to why the 2nd amendment is severely out of date. After all, when they wrote it, it was very possible for a common person to own one of every weapon employed by whatever army they chose.

  216. The soundrack by Random+Hacker · · Score: 1

    is by the Dead Kennedys, I presume?

  217. Computer Simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they could solve the controversy by calling this a Computer Simulation instead of Video Game. Or, they could have because it's too late now.
    Often, it's your treatment of a subject or perceived treatment of a subject that generates controversy. For example, academics study almost everything under the sun but do so with a very academic, objective approach.
    This could just be just a cheap marketing gimmick that was done intentionally. I doubt I would have heard of the "game" without the controversy because it sounds like a very boring version of a Tom Clancy game.

  218. Obligatory Bill Hicks quotatiopn by Cally · · Score: 1
    "You know you can go down to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the 6th floor of the Schoolbook Depository [...] Anyway, they have the window set up to look exactly as it did on that day. And it's really accurate you know,.. 'cos Oswald's not in it. [...] You can't actually get to the window itself, and the reason they did that of course, they didn't want thousands of American tourists getting there each year going [mimes aiming rifle] 'No fucking WAY! I can't even see the ROAD! Shit, they're lying to us! FUCK! WHERE ARE THEY?? THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY!' Not unless Oswald was hanging by his toes upside down from the ledge. Either that or some pigeons grabbde onto him, flew hinmn over teh motorcade... surely someone would have seen that? You know there was rumours of anti-Castro pigeons seen drinking in bars... someone overheard them saying 'coup, coup. Coup'
    'Love All The People', Constable & Robinson, 2004.

    Bill Hicks, still sadly missed (by us in the UK, who've heard of him, anyway. Yeah he was from Austin, Texas.)

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    1. Re:Obligatory Bill Hicks quotatiopn by urbaer · · Score: 1

      Gah, I was going to post exactly the same thing.

      But the other interesting idea I can recall is the Red Dwarf episode Tikka To Ride:

      They [the Red Dwarf crew] go back and appear in the Texas School Book Depository in Dallas on November 22nd 1963 just as Lee Harvey Oswald is taking his shot at President Kennedy. They knock him out the window where he dies hitting the ground, preventing Kennedy's assassination.

      To avoid being captured they go ahead a couple of years, however Kennedy's survival causes an alternate reality where he has been impeached out of office and the new president is controlled by the Mafia, allowing the Soviet Union to build several Nuclear Silos in Cuba. Fearing the Soviets will start a nuclear war, all the major US cities are deserted.

      Lister goes to the airport which would have been renamed JFK Airport where Kennedy is being transported to prison. He persuades Kennedy to go back in time with them, and be the gunman on the grassy knoll, and shoot himself for the ultimate conspiracy theory. After restoring Earth's normal timeline, The gang return to Starbug. Of course they still haven't got any curries...

      From: http://www.britannia.org/tvarchives/dwarf/episodes /series7.php

  219. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by leereyno · · Score: 1

    You're (intentionally?) missing the point.

    The right to keep and bear arms is enshrined in the constitution as a defense against tyrany. An armed nation is far more difficult for a tyrant to subjugate than an unarmed one. Guns are, as George Washington put it: "The people's liberty's teeth." Mao was also right when he said that political power comes from the barrel of a gun. Freedom does not long endure when the power to defend and enforce that freedom is stripped away. Rights become privileges, and freedoms become indulgences.

    The left understands this all too well. The far left despises the 2nd amendment because it is one of the strongest protections against their instituting a communist/socialist cleptocracy in America. As long as people are able to defend themselves, the "revolution" will never see the light of day.

    Now I'm not assuming that you're one of the far left, but you need to understand the agenda of those you do appear to rub elbows with.

    Lee

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  220. Begging the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're just assuming that Oswald was not acting alone in the assassination. That is not exactly an uncontroversial position (even though a majority of Americans believe the same).

  221. Ignorance. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    For my next trick, I'll pull an UFO out of my arse.

    Just your thumb will do.


    -FL

  222. The Floor is open at the Mueseum by MrByte420 · · Score: 1
    There's a reason they have the assassin's floor blocked off in the Assassination Museum--as Bill Hicks said, they didn't want thousands of American tourists going up there each year, pointing out the window, and realizing "There's no fucking way!"


    I'm in Dallas on Business and I went to Dealy plazy yesterday, the Mueseum is ON the 6th floor where he was shot from and in fact they have the original window on display. Its quite open...

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  223. Select switches to two-player mode by tepples · · Score: 1

    Only if you want to put a second shooter on the grassy knoll.

  224. What I want in a game by pherris · · Score: 1
    Picture Rush Limbaugh running around a maze munching on pills at every chance he can. When he hits a super pill a sound clip of him saying "Talent on loan from God!" plays. All along he's getting chased by three police officers. Oops, he's part of the "Radical Right" and the cops just look the other way for them. Make it two hippies and an ACLU lawyer.

    Maybe I'll just settle for a John Ashcroft pinata.

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    1. Re:What I want in a game by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      But the cops are after him. Why do you think he is in court trying to keep his medical records sealed?

    2. Re:What I want in a game by pherris · · Score: 1
      The medical records part is a state of Florida issue. The Feds have done nothing about his interstate trafficing of large amounts of illegally purchased drugs. There are more than two people that have already testified that they sold him drugs without a prescription and that he moved them from Florida to New York on multiple occasions. I suspect if he was not so rich or so whitebread the Feds would've had him in court by now. Hell, he'd most likely would be in jail by now.

      The feds are giving Rush a free ride and Florida is "running out the clock" on any charges they could levy against him.

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  225. First Amendment debates miss the point by Kaiserchen · · Score: 1

    Many people miss the point on debates related to the First Amendment. "I will disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it," said Voltaire, and that exactly sums up the way I look at it.

    On this issue, I feel that the website bills the simulation too much like a game. At one point, the demo shows the text, "KILL JFK and win $100,000" -- with the emphasis being theirs, not mine. I disapprove of what they say. Often times, people will say things like, "If you don't like it, then don't listen to it/watch it/read it/play it/download it!" I agree with that statement, but there's a huge difference between disapproving of what someone else says and saying they shouldn't be allowed to express their ideas. I believe this company fully has the right to produce that game. I disapprove of it, because I think it's disrespectful and tasteless. In my opinion, they should not produce such material. However, I will defend to the death their right to speech that I find offensive.

    That's the bottom line -- you have very broad rights to produce media that will offend other people, and those who find it offensive have very broad rights to speak out in disapproval of your free speech. Both sides have the right to self-expression, and both sides should continue to freely discuss the issues. So many debates relating to free speech miss this key point, and consist mostly of, "There should be a law against that!" and "If you don't like it, turn it off!"

  226. Marine = good shot by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone in the Marines is a good shot - Marines are first and foremost riflemen.

    That Marine A calls Marine B a "lousy shot" is comparing B to the best.
    That Marine B is a Marine means he's still a far better shot than the general population.

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  227. irony by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    Ironic that the Slashdot quote appeared right below your post on my screen, saying:
    "I've seen it. It's rubbish." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android

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  228. Consensus morality has no place in art by Dioscorea · · Score: 1
    3) Morality. All but the strongest pacificts would agree...

    What a great example of consensus morality. Here's a stunning thought: what if more people (and video games companies) did what they thought was right, rather than what most other people thought was right?

    I don't see that being a 'historical event' is much of a mitigating factor. So was 9/11, and I think most people would be quite offended if someone were to make a 'hit the twin towers flight simulator'-type game out of it

    Again with the "most people" morality. What are you, afraid of being disliked?

    Personally I think America's Army is one of the scariest developments on the market and was unshocked (perhaps even intrigued) when Under Ash presented an alternate viewpoint (not that I support that viewpoint, me being a loony extreme pacifist and all that).

    As for games like Hitman and GTA, the actions of the character are clearly immoral: that's the whole vicarious fun of it. You really have to shed this tepid Puritan morality and recognize that art can and does depict dark stuff. Mod me flamebait, but I'd bet hard money that a 9/11 game is not long in coming.

  229. Whats the mentality behind this? by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

    Pretty much an I don't care who it hurts as long as I can sell enough copies type.

    This same indivdual would, 140 years ago, have been disposed of rather quickly I think.

    It is a despicable attempt to profit from the death of a president, whom I voted for way back then, but only as a rebound from a rant by Nixon the night before. I went to the polling booth that day convinced we did not need such a childish mentality as Nixon's running the country for the next 4 years. Kennedy's action from Jan 20 to that fatefull day pretty much proves I was right, the only thing I disagreed with was his making his brother the AG.

    No cheers on this one, Gene.
    PS: I hope the game miserably fails in the sales dept. sending a message throughout the gaming industry.

  230. Oswald was a camper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a pussy Oswald was for camping. People like him ruined it for everyone. Get on that grassy knoll and fight like a man!

  231. Re:Before people start crying "free speech"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell are you babbling about? Oh, that's right, you're spouting off again about something without making a whit of sense. As usual.

  232. Germans != Nazis by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Shooting Nazis is generally considered good form...

    Yeah, except that most games have you shooting the german Wermacht, which were ordinary soldiers, and not members of the National Socialist party. The SS was the group that was responsable for most of the atrocities that are associated with Nazi Germany. The German army could be said to be guilty of following the orders given to it by a corrupt and evil leadership, but it conducted itself pretty much as any professional army.

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  233. for further entertainment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hit the limo driver first, then the car stops and you have quite a bit of time to pick them off one by one.

    the bus driver is a tough hit.

    my best is 25 shots and -2300 score.

    Lee Marvin Oswell

    1. Re:for further entertainment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only wish the cops would run into the depository so you could shoot them too.

  234. Bonus Points: by Pugflop · · Score: 1

    Whack the headcrab with your crowbar, and smash the window. Then, pull your rocket launcher, and rocket jump out the window, and, while flying over the car, AWP whore them. L337 $killz!

  235. Moral equivalence: What a sick mind sees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Implicit in your rebuttal is the notion that there's no qualitative difference between guys like Hitler, Saddam and Usama and John F. Kennedy.

    That isn't much of a counter to the post you were replying to, but it does say a lot about the mindset that would lead someone to believe that some crass, blatantly exploitative game like this is morally acceptable, in the name of historical exploration.

    Thanks for the insight... into your black soul.

    1. Re:Moral equivalence: What a sick mind sees by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      Well, I wouldn't say there is no qualitative difference between those people, but thanks for jumping to conclusions. My point is not that they are morally equal but rather that they are all public figures. Is this really that difficult to understand? Sure, I think JFK is a much more positive public figure than UBL -- but, frankly, there are millions of people in the world who think the opposite. And who cares? That's not the point -- the point is that as public figures they are all fair game for documentaries, scandal stories, fictional and nonfictional narratives, movies, and, yes, videogames.

      Why is it that this video game is more morally offensive than the Oliver Stone movie? I've agreed all along this game is in poor taste, so don't twist my argument, but I do think public leaders are fair game for such narratives, even those of questionable taste.

  236. Tabloids by phorm · · Score: 1

    So are the tabloids, and they get away with tons somehow. I've often wondered how.

    I mean, look at their coverage of "normal people" who have become famous due to a tragic event (kidnapping or whatever). How do they get away with plastering the paper with articles about it.

    Personally, I find a Kennedy re-enactment a lot less offensive that a bunch of JB Ramsey or other headlines staring me in the face at the supermarket (not that it makes either right).

  237. Re:If it were a different president by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the whole "what did they mean by the 2nd amendment" argument, yes there it is quite ironoic that the current adminitration (and no doubt all to follow) will be hyper-sensitive to elimiating any talk about damaging the powers that be. It is particularly interesting that the mainstream NRA line is to, of course, support his president and his adminisration. It's all a matter of "what can you do for me" politics.

    I have mixed feelings on the 2nd amendment. I like guns, though I no longer own any which are operational. I think most people have legitimate reasons for owning them, including "because they're fun to shoot."

    I don't think the 2nd amendment really protects that right - I think that it is for a "well regulate militia," known in the modern world as the (insert your state) National Guard. I also believe that the intent was to prevent a top-heavy, mostly unaccountable government such as the British Monarchy from coming to power.

    In this day and age, we have a mostly unaccountable goverment, simply due to the practicalities of running a representative government for 300 million citizens with just 500 or so representatives. That government no longer relies on the state militias to protect the country or wage war. It has a military which far outstrips the ability of any individual to resist, primarily due to the expense and complexity of the military weapons used. The ability for citizens to purchase and maintain weapons of sufficint power to overthrow the US government should it "get out of control" is essentially zero.

    Based on that, the 2nd amendment is irrelevent to 21st centry realities. Nonetheless, it is used as a political wedge whenever it comes up. Hurray.

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  238. Sounds like a short game by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    How long could this game possibly last?? You climb into a building, get up to a window, wait, take two shots, and the game is done.

    Even taking all the ethical questions aside, how the hell could this even be marketable? There's nothing much to *do*.

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  239. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Lansphere · · Score: 1

    Until a couple years ago, you could actually crouch down at the window, in the exact position Oswald was in. They had to block that area off (about a 10'x12' area) with glass walls because idiots kept trying to "rearrange" things or "leave momentos" that they had been there.

    Define "couple". I was there over 10 years ago before JFK the film was shot and the plexiglass wall was in place.

  240. ObSouthPark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my God! They killed Kennedy! You bastards!

  241. Re: Read the Warren Commission Report by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
    Yeah, the Warren Commission report is pretty big and awfully dry in parts. So I don't really blame you (like a lot of people) for not reading it.

    But unless you actually read it, you don't have much on which to base an opinion, now do you?

  242. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
    Well, the Warren Commission's conclusions have been proven about as well as anything so heavily studied possibly can be. In a rational world, we would have accepted the lone gunman theory decades ago as the most reasonable explanation of all the observed facts and moved on with our lives.

    But some people just can't accept such a simple, straightforward and logical explanation. There has to be more. They'll trash the Warren Commission without ever bothering to read the report, and they'll subscribe to any one of dozens of ridiculous, mutually contradictory conspiracy theories.

    I do have a problem with the simulation's authors (I can't really bring myself to call it a "game") who want you to match the actual outcome as closely as possible. In many real-world situations with a random element there are a large number of similar outcomes, each one of which is relatively unlikely but in aggregate are virtually certain. For example, any given poker hand is just as likely as any other, and the chances of getting any given hand are extremely tiny, yet one of those extremely unlikely events is guaranteed to happen every time the cards are dealt.

    Similarly, if Oswald could have repeated the assassination, the outcome would probably have been a little different each time. Perhaps the first shot wouldn't have missed as it did; perhaps he would have hit Kennedy's head with the second shot so he wouldn't have required a third; perhaps the third shot would have missed and he would have fired a fourth; and so on. The point is that all these outcomes flow from the same situation: Oswald sitting in the sixth floor corner window with a rifle, shooting at the motorcade. And that's what you're trying to determine.

    So it's really kind of pointless to create a "game" in which you try to exactly match the actual outcome. If you're simply trying to understand what happened, it makes more sense to form a list of all possible explanations and then see which one most closely matches all the known facts. That's exactly what the Warren Commission did. And they did an excellent job in showing why they concluded that Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy from the sixth floor of the Book Depository.

  243. Character Models by crhylove · · Score: 1

    Does your character look like a young George Bush Sr. dressed as a hobo?

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  244. I just happen to have a boxed copy of 3.0 here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dated 1988. The text on the back of the box contains this:

    "Discover new MS Flight Simulator. Its on-screen flight instruction will train you to take an aircraft through rolls, spins, inverted flight - even death-defying Hammerhead stalls. Fly in formation and chase your lead plane right between the towers of the World Trade Center..."

    1988. And everyone was SO fucking surprised that someone would use planes in this way. One of my favorite things to do (well, used to be anyway) in Flight Simulator was crash into large buildings and landmarks in interesting ways.

    And this was such a surprise to everyone when it happened.

    Not ONE SINGLE PERSON in US Intelligence ever played Flight Simulator? Please.

  245. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    Ah, I always seem to forget about the nuts for some reason. My bad.

  246. Re:If it were a different president by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    Interesting. By stating a simple, on-topic opinion, the poster got modded down as "flamebait" et al. Yes, most interesting.

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  247. JFK2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    j0hNnY: wtf!!1
    jack-E: DEFENSE, PEOPLE!!
    0ZW4LD: PWN3D!
    ssMAN01: LAAAAAAG
    k0nn3ly: cheatz0r aimbot!
    0ZW4LD: u suk
    j0hNnY: LPB repository camping fagot
    LBJJ: w00t!

    ...

    0ZW4LD: FUCK
    FBeye: DEFENSE, PEOPLE!!
    JR666: HAHAHA
    0ZW4LD: wtf respawn camper

    ...

    0st0n3: wtf, knollhack
    ADMIN: no one is cheating
    0st0n3: cheat c0de = back + left
    ADMIN: everyone just keep playing
    JQPublix: GG new map plz

  248. Kennedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of bollocks!

    While I'm sure that people in the US think that Kennedy was a god, I can only think along an analogy. I think a Scottish company cashing in Kennedy's death is fine as long as an American company is fighting a legal battle against an English Charity for rights over who can sell a Princess Diana doll.

    I don't even like the royal family, but I found that offensive.

  249. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the authors are trying to show exactly the opposite, that the Warren Commission made perfectly reasonable conclusions. Perhaps you should actually read what the game's authors said before you spout off your tired old conspiracy theories.

    Where do they say that? I've read the entire FAQ now, and I don't see them stating anything of that kind. What I do see them saying is that they will offer up to 100,000 USD to anyone who can recreate the shot. If that's not a thinly clouded opinion on whether or not it's likely that that's the way it happened, I don't know what could be.

    So stop being such an arrogant schmuck. It's even more annoying when you're wrong.

  250. Who are "the people"? by TFGeditor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everyday citizens comprised militias. They were not "armies," but ordinary people who could be called up wen needed. They supplied their own weapons. Hence the phrase "the right of the people." To say the second amendment does not apply to individuals is to say likewise of the first and fourth, which contain the same language--"right of the people."

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  251. Re:SLASHDOT SHOULD REMOVE THIS STORY by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    Please, moderators, remove this story... It's wrong, and if you agree they should know that's how you feel.

    Ay carrumba. Where to start.

    This is a news site. One of the purposes of 'news' is to educate the readers about things going on in their community. That is why this story is relevant.

    The way things are changed for the better is not by hiding ugly realities, but by exposing them and holding them up for discussion, be they ugly or beautiful. You, on the other hand, seem to believe that we can make the world more beautiful by hiding ugly things rather than exposing them to the light of day.

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  252. Re:I just happen to have a boxed copy of 3.0 here. by innerlimit · · Score: 1

    My dad had a really hard time recreating the concorde crash...

    on topic: The game clearly wants to make the most of the anniversary, but I doubt it'll have much succes. Except for maybe the people who enjoy the 'Liveshot' site.

  253. In Ted Kennedy's car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did the water taste before being left to drown by a drunken Senator who got off scott free?

    There are other things in this world that are truly offensive.

  254. JFK Facts & the Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll post as Anonymous Coward,

    So I can tell you a little (true) story.
    Ruby entered by the back door in the Police garage in Dallas, I worked with the cameraman at WFAA in Dallas and I point blank asked him, he'd never mentioned it because he thought is was unimportant. I passed this along to a JFK book investigator.
    There was a Navy salior at the grassy knoll fence that heard, ducked, felt and saw the smoke from a shot at that location. Everyone ran to the knoll.
    Oswald was not alone, or stupid.
    I worked on the Stone movie and it was just a collage of conspiracy theories and warrants little attention.
    There has been some really good work done lately with technology (magic bullet) and more is coming to light.
    Don't forget the eye witnesses, many have been overlooked or just hesitant, many of them came out when we made the movie.
    Now, back to your regularly scheduled blathering.

  255. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

  256. Re:If it were a different president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

  257. Re:Guys, read the site before you jump to conclusi by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
    Um, why don't you try actually reading the MSNBC article quoted in the original Slashdot article. The same article has appeared in many other news sources.

    Hmm, that link doesn't seem to be working anymore, so consider this random article, in particular this quote:

    Traffic's managing director, Kirk Ewing, said that the game would "bring history to life" for a whole new generation of people. "We genuinely believe that if we get enough people participating we'll be able to disprove once and for all any notion that someone else was involved in the assassination of President Kennedy," he said [...]

    So... care to retract your "arrogant schmuck" remark?

  258. they come out in droves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yep... politicians everywhere, and news stations everywhere run stories on this , evil, filthy, rotten, disrespectful video game.... and people hate it...oh please. it's a video game. grow up... and i thought thats how free markets worked? if there is a demand, hell, sell it. it's not like we're bombing another country or anything...we're just make believe shooting someone... and where was the media to cover all of Bush's moronic statements, or the stories on the businesses that are making billions of iraq, stories on how US is violating treaties by putting weapons in space, and stories on how, YES, microsoft ALSO violates lots and lots of patents, and it's not just linux... bunch of chicken hawks....!

  259. When is the super size me game coming out??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we are going to shoot dead Kennedys lets see how fat we can get doing it..

  260. New Video Game Recreates Kennedy Assassination by Footsienabackyard · · Score: 1

    O Please! Anybody with half a brain can figure this out! First, Ted Kennedy, is freaked out, drunk, and paranoid. Nobody wants him, he is left to stew in his own jucies. What better end for him? Who in the world still believes an anything but a markzman Lee, could possibly have struck off three rounds like that? Anyone who could, diserves a hundred-thousand. I wonder, if anyone can see the three real sharpshooters, beet-it for the train, under the next railroad bridge, changing clothes, and following up the line to the apartment?

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  261. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by dave420 · · Score: 1
    When George Washington was rolling around, guns were the ONLY weapon an army had - from muskets up to cannon. It was well within every person's means to get enough weapons for a town to be able to go up against soldiers. Now, there is no hope in HELL that Americans can get enough guns to fight off or make it tricky on the tyrannical overlords. Have you seen what most armies pack these days? They're not muskets, that's for sure...

    When Mao said "barrel of a gun" he wasn't talking literally about some paralegal with a beretta, but a metaphor about the people rising up against the government, the institutions, the ruling classes.

    Answer me this: If the cops tried to enforce some new draconian law on you, what would you do? How, in your mind, can you think of a course of events that don't end in you having your ass handed to you by someone with bigger guns, and more of them? I really would like to know. You don't have the power to defend and enforce your freedom - the cops have more guns than you. They can also call in the freakin' army. Unless you happen to have your own NORAD-style bunker, you're fucked.

    Are you seriously suggesting the left wants to take guns away so they can set up a communist state?? Hahaha! That's genius :) I find it interesting you use Mao to defend your views on guns, yet two paragraphs later, berate communists as evil. Which one is it? :) Maybe, and just maybe, they're worried that the correlation between gun ownership and death in America is more than coincidence. Or maybe you like kids shooting each other, the ridiculous amounts of suicides and armed robberies, the gang violence, armed rampages, etc. I don't know. The rest of the world seems to get along fine without everyone packing :)

  262. It's a Conspiracy! by core_dump_0 · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that the Federal Reserve killed Kennedy! This game was released by the Federal Reserve to propagate Lies!

  263. Re:Here's a game that ole Teddy would REALLY like. by leereyno · · Score: 1

    "When George Washington was rolling around, guns were the ONLY weapon an army had - from muskets up to cannon. It was well within every person's means to get enough weapons for a town to be able to go up against soldiers. Now, there is no hope in HELL that Americans can get enough guns to fight off or make it tricky on the tyrannical overlords. Have you seen what most armies pack these days? They're not muskets, that's for sure..."

    Guns arent effective? Tell that to the insurgents in Iraq. They are just a fraction of a percent of the population and they are causing trouble for the most powerful army on Earth. Any idiot trying to subjugate the American people would face a much bigger (smarter) insurgency. Recent history demonstrates it would be VERY effective.

    "When Mao said "barrel of a gun" he wasn't talking literally about some paralegal with a beretta, but a metaphor about the people rising up against the government, the institutions, the ruling classes."

    Mao was speaking very literally. Peasants arent known for their fancy legalistic metaphors. Those are mainly employed by would-be internet pundits trying to explain away the Bill of Rights.

    "Answer me this: If the cops tried to enforce some new draconian law on you, what would you do? How, in your mind, can you think of a course of events that don't end in you having your ass handed to you by someone with bigger guns, and more of them? I really would like to know. You don't have the power to defend and enforce your freedom - the cops have more guns than you. They can also call in the freakin' army. Unless you happen to have your own NORAD-style bunker, you're fucked."

    I would use all of my Constitutional rights including freedom speech and voting to oppose it. However, if the police were in fact acting to deny all of those rights, then I will still have one left. To quote the Delcaration of Independence:

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

    Our founders considered it a self evident truth that we have the right to overthrow our government when it violates our God given rights. The right to bear arms is there to ensure we have the MEANS to act upon that truth

    "Are you seriously suggesting the left wants to take guns away so they can set up a communist state?? Hahaha! That's genius :) I find it interesting you use Mao to defend your views on guns, yet two paragraphs later, berate communists as evil. Which one is it? :) Maybe, and just maybe, they're worried that the correlation between gun ownership and death in America is more than coincidence. Or maybe you like kids shooting each other, the ridiculous amounts of suicides and armed robberies, the gang violence, armed rampages, etc. I don't know. The rest of the world seems to get along fine without everyone packing :)"

    I am seriously suggesting that anyone who feels that private firearms are a threat to our government isnt fit to be in our government. As for Mao, you really need to a logic class. That tyrant's quote was proof that guns are the ultimate guarantor since it is the one truth even they respect. Maybe you would prefer that I whip out crayons and draw you a picture? Or are you going for an Oscar in the "Leading Moron" category? Well, you have my vote!

    As for the rest of the world- have you looked at the rest of the world? (Sesame Street does NOT count) Most human being on this planet live squalid existences under the boot of dictatorships that deny even their right to be a alive. And you call that doing fine?! If my choice is that or neighbors with guns, I will buy them ammunition out of my own pocket!

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