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  1. Re:Human-Centered Computing! on IBM to Open Voice Recognition Software · · Score: 0
    caused a big paradigm shift
    BINGO!!!!
  2. Re:Viable on IBM to Open Voice Recognition Software · · Score: 1
    this includes both the "Hands Free" market (disabilities) and the "Hands Busy" market.
    Not many people are combat pilots or need to operate computers while driving. Or did you mean pr0n?
  3. Re:If you don't like the answers, on Simplifying Linux Driver Installation · · Score: 0
    You seem to think it is important that "normal" users use Linux.
    Surely more people using Linux is a Good Thing(tm)?
    Would you consider Linux to be a failure if your so-called "normal" users stopped, or never started to use it ?
    Would you consider yourself less 733t if Linux became really mainstream? Do a band sound less good if more than 15 people have heard of them?
  4. Re:Not an emulator on Universal Emulators Return · · Score: 0
    "The company is keen to avoid the term "emulator," instead calling its technology "hardware virtualization.""
    I'm keen to avoid the term "bullshit", instead calling the article "bovine excrement".
  5. Re:Not Vapor and not the arrival of Christ on Universal Emulators Return · · Score: 0

    There's an echo in here.

  6. Re:I didn't know on Beatles vs Apple · · Score: 0
    (**) Yeah. I know; ABBA's clothes were *very* 70s, and haven't done them a lot of favours. But musically, they stand up a lot better than a lot of stuff which may have been more fashionable at the time.
    You are Alan Partridge AICMFP.
  7. Re:Please... on Beatles vs Apple · · Score: 0
    "Widget" music would be perfectly within their rights to sue "Widget" computer for trademark infringement the instant they wandered into the music arena.
    Just because they could sue doesn't mean they would win. Trademarks aren't copyright - if they aren't actively defended they can be considered to have lapsed.
  8. Re:So? on Beatles vs Apple · · Score: 0
    Sorry mate, Orange already taken as a large European mobile comms provider. :)
    Except in Belgium.
  9. Re:I want to help the beatles on Beatles vs Apple · · Score: 0
    This is a tasteless remark - and should be modded down.


    She tried to get an injunction preventing these jokes, but the judge said she didn't have a leg to stand on.
  10. Re:eXtreme cost cutter on Jetway PT800TWIN - Dual User Hardware · · Score: 0

    ROFLMAO! Extreme programming is, like, so 2002, 5ux0r!

  11. Robot Walks on Water on Robot Walks on Water · · Score: 0

    Nana nana nah, the bastard sank!

  12. Re: User vs. Business on UserLinux Releases First Beta · · Score: 0
    Dear Bruce, no they weren't.

    Linux is also not vulnerable to spoonerisms. Well, it might be in Finnish...

  13. Re: Marketing Image on UserLinux Releases First Beta · · Score: 0
    Hey, my name is a trademark for a successful series of books.
    -1: up himself
    They do have some influence upon their management.
    Do they? I guess it must have just not occurred to anybody to say "hey, please don't give my job to paki".
  14. Re:Better than PostgreSQL? on Sybase Releases Free Enterprise Database on Linux · · Score: 0
    MS offers many features that once you start using them, are hard to move away from.
    I take it you aren't familar with the expression "Embrace, extend, extinguish"?
  15. Re:Easy! on The Technology Hype Cycle · · Score: 0

    s/runs linux/is powered by linux/

  16. Am I the only one who saw "Handjob Reviws"? on Handtop Roundup · · Score: 0

    Yes? I'll get me coat.

  17. Re:Question... on Handtop Roundup · · Score: 0
    12 inch laptops would be more ergonomic
    Perhaps, but the problem isn't that. It's one of convenience - once it's too big to fit in the pocket of your shirt or suit coat, you might as well go the whole hog and have a proper full-sized lappie.
  18. What's with the silly hat? on Bikes Against Bush Creator Busted · · Score: 0

    Makes me think of close harmony singing, not politics.

  19. Re:Money on UN Supports OSS/Free Software In Developing World · · Score: 0
    A developing country can do just that. As computer use rises they can use students or enthusiasts to create a custom distribution for their country
    When you install it, a splash screen comes up saying "Greetings. I am the son of the recently assassinated former IT minister of Nigeria..."
  20. Re:Money on UN Supports OSS/Free Software In Developing World · · Score: 0
    There is nothing, absolutely nothing, that a home user can't do with Win98 which XP allows him to do
    Other than get USB to work or support mulltiple users other than as a joke, you mean?
  21. Re:SW Brodcast via DRM or DVB-S! on UN Supports OSS/Free Software In Developing World · · Score: 0
    I think that most third world[1] countries need to sort out things like removing kleptocratic elites, supporting the rule of law and feeding their citizens, before they start faffing around with computers.


    [1] Ooops. I meant "developing". Honest. Don't shoot me Kofi!

  22. Like we believe anything ... on SCO Says 'Linux Doesn't Exist' · · Score: 0
    Kieren O'Shaughnessy,
    Like we believe anything that a person who can't spell "Kieran" says. Especially when it's his own freakin' name.
    director of SCO Australia and New Zealand [...] 'Linux doesn't exist. Everyone knows Linux is an unlicensed version of Unix'.
    Like we believe anything that a person descended from convicts says.

    Or, as his grandfather said to the judge "That loaf of bread I was running away from the bakery with doesn't exist. Everybody knows it was an unlicenced version of a cake"

  23. David Beckham & Paris Hilton in Alien sex romp on KDE Plans 'Google-like' Search Capabilities · · Score: 0
    If you think this practice is new, you must not have been reading newspapers for very long.
    -1 patronising

    Well if your definition of a newspaper is the Sun (or whatever the leftpondian equivalent is - National Enquirer" IIRC) is a newspaper I suppose thast's correct. Paper - plenty, news - not much.

    All they did was use a (reasonably on-topic) buzzword to increase the story's pull
    In other words, the headline lied about the content. And so did I. Not hard, is it?
    because it caught michael's eye
    I did say there used to be editors. Past tense. A person who claims to be a serious journalist should know better than to perpetuate such twaddle.
    This is definitely Slashdot front page material, so what are you complaining about?
    One, no it isn't. Two, even if it was, have you seen some of the other crap stories? Person bulds model areoplane shaped like USS Enterprise. Linux powered hairdryer.

    It's got nothing to do with Google. At all. Not even a little bit round the edges. Well, it contains the word "search", but then so does a dictionary.

  24. Re:An idea on Did Your Code Ever Make Anyone Deaf? · · Score: 0
    *brown noise*
    I thought that was how you get mod points or a story accepted by michael (unless you are Roland Piquepaille or whatever his name is).

    Oh. You said "brown noise". I'll get me coat.

  25. Re:No, but reading Perl did on Did Your Code Ever Make Anyone Deaf? · · Score: 0
    "relax, moddies, it is just a joke"

    That will only upset the little darlings more. It implies that 1) they're too stupid to work that out for themselves and 2) too ignorant to get it.

    Which of course, they are.