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  1. Re:Macromedia? on McAfee, Macromedia Flirting With F/OSS Community · · Score: 5, Funny

    Macromedia releasing...
    a next-generation rich Internet application (RIA) development tool code-named Zorn

    Hmm... "Zorn." Where have I heard that before?

    Didn't "Zorn" mean "utter destruction" in the rabbit-language from Watership Down by Richard Adams?

    'Zorn! Zorn!' cried the dreadful squealing voice. 'All dead! O Zorn!'

  2. Re:The Swear They've Got It Fixed on Message Storm Knocks NYSE Offline · · Score: 1

    Here Try Again - Poor Squirrels.

  3. Old School Business Practices on Online Shoppers Naive About Online Prices · · Score: 1

    "But for you, my friend - half price!"
    (Hides price tag)

  4. Re:Pfffft on Too Much Homework Can Be Counterproductive · · Score: 1

    >There are so many people ratched up so tight as to find offense But what about the people related to Nurse Ratched? Consider their self-esteem...

  5. ERROR on MPAA Giving Up on Broadcast Flag... For Now? · · Score: 1, Funny

    This posting cannot be replayed due to Digital Rights Management restrictions.

  6. If Geeks were selected out of existence on Genetic Testing For Geekiness? · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon you would have a lot of good-looking, athletic types banging sticks on rocks and wearing ill-fitting loincloths, scratching their lice-ridden scalps.

    Or, something bad could happen.

  7. As always... on Service Robots in Service by 2010 · · Score: 1

    Long ago Robert Heinlein envisoned household robots (see Flexible Frank in "The Door into Summer",) as the 'killer app' in robotics, as opposed to the 'killer bots' the military is developing.

  8. Three Words: on Zalman Showcase Massive P4 Heatsink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Grilled cheese sandwich.

    mmmm...

  9. Re:ooOO on I, Cringely On A Momentous Week · · Score: 4, Funny

    so...
    That makes the Xbox 360 a girly-box?
    Me confused.

  10. ooOO on I, Cringely On A Momentous Week · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cringely is somewhat more reliable than Dvorak...
    but we still need the "pundit deduction" in force here.

    I do wonder about the xBox 360 though... can you say, "PC?"

  11. My Favorite part on Bill Gates: Cellphone will Beat iPod · · Score: 1

    of the article was where BGates promises to leave Microsoft in ten years...

    From TFA:

    And the 50-year-old Microsoft chairman said he would not remain with the company for ever.

    "I think that when someone is 60 years old he should better leave it to someone else to follow trends in technology. But until then there's still a lot to do," he said.

  12. Re:This is not a troll, but a query... on Practical Common Lisp · · Score: 1

    I appreciate all of the responses,and had no realization of LISP's reach.

    Reading these this morning reminds me of why I come to Slashdot every day...

  13. This is not a troll, but a query... on Practical Common Lisp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could someone proficient in LISP give me three cogent reasons to learn the language?

  14. Install Option on FCC to Push VoIP 911 Requirements · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Example:

    "To enable 911 service, click YES.

    Please enter your location below"

    Just don't make the default "Off."

  15. Re:I've recommended Skype to my clients on John Dvorak Hypes Skype · · Score: 4, Funny

    >We are located in Texas ...
    >Now everyone at my company has a Chicago based phone number and we are claiming to have a Chicago-based office of operation because Vonage gives us a VOIP gateway that allows us to 'fake-it.'

    Hi. I'm from the Illinois Department of Revenue. Your taxes are late.

  16. Fester... on Longhorn Beta is Disappointing · · Score: 5, Funny

    >to quote Thurrot: 'This has the makings of a train wreck.'

    *Dons engineer cap and lights cigar*

    Just call me Gomez Addams!

  17. Hmmm... on Firefox nears 50 Million Downloads · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suspect that a few of the responses to this campaign will have the hapless promoters throwing their hands in front of their eyes, whimpering, "I really didn't need to see that..."

  18. Extra on FCC Pics of the IBM ThinkPad X41 Tablet PC · · Score: -1, Troll

    Points to the first folks to use:
    "StinkPad"
    or "Take two and call me in the morning."
    Special bonus for references to Moses and Mount Sinai...

  19. Re:Unbelievable on Microsoft's New Mantra - It Just Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    >lots of MacOSX code went into the early Windows versions

    So Microsoft's innovation was inventing a time machine?

    Unbelievable indeed...

  20. Clickety Click on Google Adds Search History Feature · · Score: 1

    *examines your search history*

    *retches*

  21. Nertz! on Linux Cookbook · · Score: 1

    ...and here I thought I would find the receipe for that old standby: Peanut Butter and Bacon Banana Muffins with Crushed Cheetos Topping...
    ...with a small cup of Mountain Dew as a dipping sauce...

  22. Bang the Bum Slowly on Microsoft Sues 117 Phishers · · Score: 5, Funny

    It pounds, the drum, the drum, the drum
    The tumbril rolls to its slow beat
    Condemned and damned besot with rum
    the doomed kneels down his doom to meet

    His neck will feel the sharpened blade
    his sand of life drifts thru the sieve
    Fish not in royal ponds or glade
    If long you have a wish to live

    doom to phishers

  23. Just the meta physical tags please on Gmail's Birthday Presents · · Score: 1

    I personally admire the rectitude of normal, unimposing users whose insouciance and anomie natheless inspire the diversion of all that I survey. Indeed, even if one's raison d'etre were so mundane as implied, there would still be no plantain for composition.

  24. Re:Like a batter at the plate... on Space Shuttle Goes Back to Work · · Score: 1

    No, that's not my theory... it's NASA's. They have stated that if they lose one more Shuttle they will have too small a fleet to continue flying, and making another (as they did after the Challenger tragedy is not longer cost-effective, as the jigs and patterns no longer exist.

  25. As if Government were the Servant of The People... on New York Court Says Telecommuters Must Pay NY Tax · · Score: 1

    Lately it seems that any government entity sees money, it reaches out to grab a slice, whether merited or not.

    There was some old saw... "No taxation without representation..." or something like that.

    And no, our gerrymandered Tweedledee/dums don't really count.