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  1. Re:Asimov Short Story on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 1

    "A Feeling Of Power"

  2. Dear Old Mum on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mother was one of those computers - she worked in England during WWII, using a 'comptometer' and had no idea what she was computing, despite hearing random roaring noises from elsewhere in the facility, until one fine day she was introduced to a Mr. Whittle, who had designed one of the first jet engines for Great Britain.

  3. Re:And the real question is ... on Cometary Fireworks Go Off Without Hitch · · Score: 1

    Imagine a slide whistle, followed by a dull pop.

  4. Re:Two Tickets to Mars, please! on Justice O'Connor Retiring · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting on Martian Bureaucrats and Burt Rutan's progress... it all takes time.

    Patience... soon we'll live in the best of all possible worlds.

  5. Two Tickets to Mars, please! on Justice O'Connor Retiring · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Now's the time to see if my dual citizenship still holds...

  6. Re:We are held to different standards? on Bittorrent Creator A Digital Pirate? · · Score: 1

    >I really think that we should have taken more time to consider what ass smacking and coke snorting does to our future...

    I recommend pasting this to your bathroom mirror.

  7. Who cares about the CPU? on Next-Gen Console CPUs Not Up to Hype · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just want a lazy-susan thingie on the bottom of my new XBOX360 so I can rotate it the promised 360 degrees...

  8. Re:If we wait on Commission Says NASA Failed on Shuttle Safety · · Score: 1

    >So many times I'm there putting about 600lbs of force trying to get the too-small screwdriver to turn the screw without stripping it.

    Buy the damn screwdriver, and a small belt to hold it (so your co-workers don't walk off with it) before you jam the blade right through your hand. I've done it... it kinda hurts.

    Use the proper tool.

  9. A Practical Answer on Designing an OS for Blind/Deaf Users? · · Score: 1

    Multi-modal:
    Deaf - Signing/GUI
    Blind - Verbal/Acoustic
    Multiple Challenge - Tactile/Special peripheral

  10. Re:OS Competition Is Useless on Linus On The Future Of Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    >unless Microsoft goes the way of the dodo...

    Actually, I see Microsoft going the way of the Passenger Pigeon

  11. Re:I have an idea on The Art of Computer Virus Research and Defense · · Score: 1
    <Geezer Mode>
    Back in the BBS days, online users would have 'meets' often attended by the system operators of various local BBSes. At one meet, the sysops were comparing notes about a piece of malware that had propagated locally, and which had required hundreds of hours to repair the systems. A user proudly piped up that he had written that particular piece of code. We watched as they beat him rather soundly. Wish it would happen to more malware authors.
    </Geezer Mode>
  12. MS ==Martha Stewart on Building the WallTop · · Score: 1

    ...then there was the colleague who came home to find his PowerBook hot-glued to his bedroom wall by his angry ex, running well, but now somewhat less portable...

  13. oranges (see below) on Bloggers Test New MS China Filter · · Score: 1

    Hello. Go to the sofa and look for change.
    Your Uncle Mildred is happy to see you.
    Galvanize the subway on Thursday.

  14. Re:hmmmmmmmmmm on Bloggers Test New MS China Filter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Semes liek ah gud idae ta mee, altho sum peeple fur whmo egnlish iz ah secund langwidge maht hab sum prolbems reeding sucth obfiscated txt.

  15. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: on Apple Making a Spreadsheet? · · Score: 1

    ...and AC's are Apocryphal...

  16. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: on Apple Making a Spreadsheet? · · Score: 1

    No, that's Revelations(TM) - Jobs's favorite source for keynote speeches.

  17. Next Trademark after Numbers: on Apple Making a Spreadsheet? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deuteronomy.

    It's the NextStep to the iBible.

  18. Re:Is Gord reading Slashdot? on Inside the OpenSolaris Source Code · · Score: 1

    From the source...
    Gordon Matzigkeit , 2000-07-25
    ...and of course, his website

  19. ...and in the dorkness bind them... on Why Don't Companies Release Specs? · · Score: 1

    It's all about control. The company's business model is to control the use of their product. In my opinion, a now failed business model.

  20. Re:BSA PSed off on BSA Piracy Study Deeply Flawed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Madam:

    The 'BS' in the headline was simply referring to your initials...

    No harm done.

    The use of the word 'Madam' in our letter, on the other hand, is deliberate.

    Sincerely,

    The Economist

  21. Re:MOD PARENT UP (OT) on Math to Crack Deep Impact Blurry Vision Problem · · Score: 1

    One way to fix the injustice is to post in the thread. *Poof* Your mod disappears. Of course, so does one of your mod points, but better than leaving a divot in someone's karma, eh?

  22. Next Case Mod Article Titles: on PC Case Made Completely of Fans · · Score: 1

    PC Case Made Completely of Ham

    Case Modder Builds Play-Doh PC

    Cigars and Caulk make a Smokin' PC Case

    Mac Mini Case made of Matzoh

    400 3.5" Disks make "Floppy" PC Case

    AOL CDs made into PC Case

  23. Re:Ask current employees .... on What You Should Know When Taking a University Job? · · Score: 2, Informative

    >Why are you asking a bunch of 17 years that have never held a job in their lives these questions?

    ...maybe because some of us are well-traveled 50-year-olds with 35 years of experience?

    I ask a wide variety of people for feedback on most questions.

  24. Re:I'm torn... on Computer Security Lacking at Homeland Security · · Score: 1

    No backups... disaster for DHS... added protection for the people who are listed on their servers... most of the identity information that's 'gone missing' lately has been from mislaid backup tapes.

  25. Re:Zorn on McAfee, Macromedia Flirting With F/OSS Community · · Score: 1

    Either way... odd choice of a name... kinda desolate and hostile.

    Hmmm. Googling. Zorn is a jazz musician, an artist, and apparently a mathematician:

    Zorn's Lemma

    If S is any nonempty partially ordered set in which every chain has an upper bound, then S has a maximal element. This statement is equivalent to the axiom of choice.

    Or in layman's terms - "I meant to do that!"