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  1. Re:African Market? on OpenOffice.org In Swahili · · Score: 0
    Swahili is spoken by more than 40 million people (in some form or another)
    How many of them know what a computer is? Most of them would try to fuck it, eat it or wipe their arses on it - or all three, and not necessarily in that order.
  2. Re:Ahem... on NASA Hoping To Create Super X-Prizes · · Score: 0

    I call bullshit on the velcro.

  3. Re:Ahem... on NASA Hoping To Create Super X-Prizes · · Score: 0
    You do know that your cellphone works via sattelites right?
    Mine doesn't. Maybe yours does. Or [snigger] maybe the person who sold you it told you it does.
    You can also get your weather all the time from you guessed it, sattelites
    I look out of the window, but then I don't live in mom's basement.

    P.S. WTF is a "sattelite", you ignorantt pilock?

  4. Re:I wonder why? on NASA Hoping To Create Super X-Prizes · · Score: 0
    There are a lot of people working at this level that would like an opportunity to double or triple their annual salary for a year by doing something they love anyhow. So, where's the category for us?
    I think you want this.
  5. Re:memories on Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production · · Score: 0

    would this be the first time they make game to movie ? :)

    No, you idiotic blitherer.

  6. Re:MySQL sucks on MySQL Database Design and Optimization · · Score: 0
    MySQL is popular because its easy
    Just like me in high school.
  7. Re:Yeah but... on Three Books On The iPod · · Score: 0
    Unfortunately they can at best be described as gay.
    Then it seems to be your problem that you can't describe stuff well, neh? Maybe you should learn some more vocabulary beyond kindergarten playground insults (and hopefully some FACTS while you're at it) before attempting to ascribe a lifestyle preference to..uh..computer cases.
    You act like a great screaming ponce, yow, but that connot be right. I am the only gay in this village!
  8. Re:Not supprised on Hong Kong's High-Tech Technology Incubator · · Score: 0
    "My beloved country USA will be left with rhetoric as the only means to apply influence arround the world."

    That and cans of instant sunshine.

  9. Re:Sprout Flowers on Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers · · Score: 0
    If you're paying $10 for a phone, it either isn't new, or the cost is being subsidised by the money you are giving your cellular service provide every month.
    And if the AC you're replying to doesn't know that, he's a 'tard of the highest order.
  10. Re:Long live Star-Tac on Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers · · Score: 0
    I would agree the the Star-Tac is still one of the best phones in terms of quality and durability.
    I hope not, some towelhead bastard stole mine.
  11. Re:Of course... on Open Source Geeks Considered Modern Heroes · · Score: 0
    I have had relationships (with limited success, unrelated to my geekiness)
    Sorry to piss on your chips and all that, but the fact that you smell like a dead weasel is related to your geekiness.
  12. Re:No thanks. on Microgenerators Coming Soon to Electronics Near You · · Score: 0
    Just turn the turbine with an electric motor running off a battery.
    Fecktard. The point of the turbine is to turn the generator, so cut out the intermediate stage and just turn the generator using the electric motor.
  13. Re:Stuff it with games on Best Live Linux For Christmas Giving? · · Score: 0
    Perhaps you're too young to remember the days of scrapbooking or the giving of bootlegged radio songs as legit gifts?
    Well either I'm also too young or you're making it up, since I've never ever received any of those things.

    Leaving aside that you don't seem to know what a Christmas card is (hint: it's not a gift. There's a separate word for those (hint: it's gift) ).

  14. Re:Gray Kangaroo on Hacking Vodka · · Score: 0
    If it's a grey kangaroo, shouldn't it only be a Euro?
    You're not getting Austria confused with Australia, are you?
  15. Re:Better than a Volcano on Hacking Vodka · · Score: 0

    I know something I wouldn't do, no matter how much vodka I drank, and that's shag the girl in TFA. What a fucking burglar's dog. Anyone drunk enough to want to bonk that moose should hope he isn't able to.

  16. Re:Man did *not* descend from apes. on Humans in America 25,000 Years Ago? · · Score: 0
    Everyone with an education knows that the theory of evolution doesn't say that humans descended from apes, but that they have a common anscestor.

    The difference is like parents compared to siblings, but I guess in your neck of the woods that distinction's not so clear.

  17. Like goatse? Adore tubgirl? on Where Is The Plug-and-Play Linux Office System? · · Score: -1
    If you like goatse, you'll just love this.

    Ingrossed by the film? Well nothing can outgross the musical!

  18. Re:Walmart does drop your income on Wal-Mart's Data Obsession · · Score: 0

    It's spelled Monopoly, you ignorant twat.

  19. Re:It sounds like an oxymoron... on DIY LED-Illuminated Sleep Chamber · · Score: -1, Troll

    Mmmmm. Smoothbeginnings. Does that mean you shave your muff?

  20. Re:hold on on Ukraine Holds 4th Largest Programmer Population · · Score: 0
    English is my third language, but even I know how to spell "Unlike".
    So do I, I just have trouble typing it, especially lying on my side (which is bad for your back, don't do it).

    I should know better than to try to buck Skitt's Law.

  21. Re:Not exactly on Ukraine Holds 4th Largest Programmer Population · · Score: 1, Funny
    Investment pours into uncertain economies like Russia after the end of the Cold War
    Unfortunately, the returns on that investment don't always pour out of them.
  22. Re:hold on on Ukraine Holds 4th Largest Programmer Population · · Score: 0
    use English as its' primary language
    Unkike you, it seems.

    Kudos for finding a novel way to use an aberrant apostrophe, though.

  23. Re:Are yet just, plain, mad? on Are Your Peripherals Monitoring You? · · Score: 0

    Me too, but s/monks/pakistanis/

  24. Re:Not clear? on Are Your Peripherals Monitoring You? · · Score: 0
    He may not use this new-found skill with much frequency to be a serious concern to law enforcement, but if it's really that easy, he won't be the only one doing this.
    It's fortunate that it isn't that easy, then.
  25. Re:Legal where and how? on Are Your Peripherals Monitoring You? · · Score: 0
    follow all the requirements of the Data Protection Act.
    Great if you're one of the tiny minority of the world's (and indeed /.'s) population who live in the UK.

    And bollocks all use if you're not.