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  1. SCO be a happy place to work on SCO Gives up on Linux Website · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't even imagine how depressing it must be to work at that place. Can't even manage to put up a website with their version of the truth.

  2. Re:Interesting.. on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure it works by spray painting anti-french slogans on the satellite gyroscope lens....oh crap, I've said too much.... :-)

  3. Cool! on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the USAF could easily recoup their investment if they allowed people to "vote" TV channels off of satellite comms. $1 a minute to jam the signal. No more QVC, goodbye to MTV-trash - yippee!

  4. Re:missing huh on Absentee Ballots Go Missing in Florida · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure the Waylaid Mass Ballots (WMB's) were moved off to Syria before the war. Fox News is having a special on it tonight.

  5. perspective pleeze on Study Says 4.1M Domestic Robots In Use By 2007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the article: "robots will ...carry out surgery..."

    And you people are worried about e-voting? How about e-i-just-lost-my-ear-lobe-due-to-a-software-glitch -in-the-dr.-kildare-robot?

  6. Re:Well it's true on E-Voting Problems Are Mostly User Error, Says ITAA · · Score: 1

    I have heard of real-life bank scams (or perhaps it was in a book based on a real-life event) where a million accounts were skimmed in fractional pennies so that it wouldn't show up on the statement.

  7. Re:Well it's true on E-Voting Problems Are Mostly User Error, Says ITAA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We have electronic ATMs. Do we need them? No, bank tellers were fine. We can buy the latest bestseller from Amazon, but we *could* still get it from the local bookstore. I can make an online flight reservation, but in your world I should just call the ticket agent instead.

    FWIW, I never said anything about not having a paper trail. I understand [some] voting machines have the ability for a receipt.

  8. Re:Well it's true on E-Voting Problems Are Mostly User Error, Says ITAA · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the writer of your ATM's software is also skimming off your account and directing it to the RNC?

    I think with any new technology there is a certain level of justifiable distrust, but sooner or later we all need to move on.

  9. no kidding dept. on Jet Engine on a Chip · · Score: 5, Funny

    While there are still a few hurdles to overcome...
    Ya think?

  10. Re:Marketing for Open Source? on Firefox Seeks Full Page Ad in New York Times · · Score: 1

    I'm a techie and I've installed and used firefox. Big woop. It doesn't really provide anything compelling enough to make me want to switch my default browser. Why should I? Just because some people feel there's some corporate conspiracy going on with IE? Until Firefox offers significant features/functions that IE doesn't, no amount of populist ads or "viral marketing" are going to change IE's dominance.

  11. it'll be a bummer on Telescope Will Have Images 10X Sharper Than Hubble · · Score: 1

    when they build subdivisions around the telescope and the first astronomer reports a "weird galactical phenomenon that looks remarkably like a Blockbuster sign".

  12. Re:And legality? on U.S. Declares War on Intellectual Property Theft · · Score: 1

    Right you are. We should just let drug dealers, criminals, and terrorists run rampant instead. Much better solution, eh?

  13. heah come de fuzz on U.S. Declares War on Intellectual Property Theft · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Recording Industry Association of America welcomed the report. RIAA chairman Mitch Bainwol said the "commitment of focus, energy and resources outlined in this report is music to our ears."

    FWEEET! Up against the wall! - did you pay for that song you're playing in your head?

  14. Re:CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL on Australia Vulnerable to Korean Hacking Army · · Score: 1

    Alright! Fat-city, here I come! my account number is 4847399200-4745-498993-233 wells fargo. Waiting anxiously to start our business together.

    YES! My ship has finally come in!

  15. Re:So where is John Boys plan? on Bush, Kerry, and Nader Respond to Youth Voter Questions · · Score: 1

    Be serious. You don't actually believe Bush wrote his do you? Is that who you want for your President? Someone who doesn't write his own responses? Now if John (actually wrote his and) had written a couple of pages response for each question you'd probably complain he was too verbose. Ain't no satisfying some people.

    Personally, I think John wrote his own answers, and gave this survey it's due (which isn't much imo). He answered the questions and moved on.

  16. Re:shortcomings to sql? on An Alternative to SQL? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    SQL sucks. If you need to do anything much beyond a simple query you find yourself buried in the details of that particular db's implementation. (think date handling for example). I don't want, or feel I should need, to be a DBA to get some data out of a data store.

    Joins are a big pain in the butt, and the case statements get so convoluted I feel like I'm writing LISP.

  17. Lord, what's a qubit? on German Scientists Create 5 qubit Quantum Register · · Score: 0, Redundant

    (ala bill cosby for you oldsters). Seriously though, what scale are we talking about here?

  18. Re:I'd do the same, wouldn't you? on UCSD Vs. Free Speech, Round 2 · · Score: 1

    Too late at night to find a lawyer. ;-)

  19. Re:I'd do the same, wouldn't you? on UCSD Vs. Free Speech, Round 2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    is that the best you got? name-calling? does your mom know you're not in bed?

  20. I'd do the same, wouldn't you? on UCSD Vs. Free Speech, Round 2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If some punks were dragging my name thru the mud I'd threaten them too....

  21. Re:He should be fired. He should be arrested! on Worker Fired For Running SETI On State-Owned PCs · · Score: 1

    *My* "attitude" is one of perspective, not laissez-faire management.

  22. Re:He should be fired. He should be arrested! on Worker Fired For Running SETI On State-Owned PCs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    dude, there is far more fraud, waste, and abuse in government then this piddling little thing. In the scheme of things, it probably cost more in administration costs to fire the poor bastard and hire a new guy than any expense brought on by the SETI program.

  23. Re:As a taxpayer... on Worker Fired For Running SETI On State-Owned PCs · · Score: 1

    The SETI program thread runs at a very low priority so that it only operates when nothing else is running.

    What amazes me about this story is that somebody in the government actually got fired!

  24. put the patent down, and slowly step away. on Bright LCD Patent Dispute · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This patent litigation is really getting absurd. I find it hilariously ironic that Kodak is named here after just crowing about its software patent win over Sun last week.

    Now, just get Sun to file something against HP and you've got a three way standoff. Schweet! Get some popcorn and enjoy the show!

  25. Read the durn book instead on Detailed Review of the Archos AV420 PVR · · Score: 3, Funny

    [curmudgeonly sneer] You bums need to read books instead of wasting yer money on these fancy schmantzy doo-dads. What? Too afraid to talk to the guy sitting next to you on the airplane?

    Why, when I was a youngster...cough cough KACCCCCHHH...phtt.