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  1. So wouldn't that be ... on Green Energy Now, And On The Tide · · Score: 3, Funny

    nothing for you to "sea" here?

  2. Re:Sounds like... on Linux-Based Cat Feeder · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Garrick, please kern the double underscores in listing 2."

    Looks like Garrick was watching a movie instead of editing ... what is it with this guy?

  3. Re:The problem with migration is... on Migrate Win32 C/C++ Applications to Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Here's to hoping that you get mod-bombed to disprove your little theory :-p

    Oh no, don't mod me!

  4. Re:Great, now all we need on Digital Life and Evolution · · Score: 1

    No, now all we'll need is our digital creations to look up at us from our monitors, deny our existence, and proceed to combine with each other through software backdoors. Evil little bastards.

    Disclaimer: this is a JOKE, I am not a creationist, a religious person, or someone trying to make a point.

  5. Re:NAP is sick... on Cisco Evolving Into A Security Company · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft was working on something like this too, called Network Quarantine. Basically, the server would request a ticket from the machine indicating its virus definition file version, system health, etc.

    If anything was less than kosher, the same kind of thing would happen as you speak of. You'd be put on a VLAN with access limited to servers with patches and other updates.

    My problem with it was that you have to trust the client machine to report its health status correctly, while such information could be easily mangled by virii or spyware.

  6. Re:No Real Surprise... on MS Security Chief Says Windows is Safer Than Linux · · Score: 1

    "(http://www.pcweenies.org/)"

    "obligatory PC Weenies cartoon"

    "The PC Weenies [pcweenies.org]: Tech toons for tech enthusaists"

    I sense that ... you like PC Weenies?

  7. Re:Slashdotted too soon on Comparing MySQL Performance · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Did you even read the article? on Comparing MySQL Performance · · Score: 2, Funny

    Click the second link in the summary, sir.

  9. Re:One idea as to why Google is doing this.... on Google Donating Bandwidth and Servers to Wikipedia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe because Google wants to ensure that Wikipedia has better uptime so they can start doing an "Encyclopedia Result" from Wikipedia on the top of search results. They are adding reliability to the service so they can utilize it without fear of high profile broken links.

  10. Re:Where have all the cycles gone? on Where Have All The Cycles Gone? · · Score: 1

    Fool! You do not know TEH GOOGLE!

  11. Re:Obligatory bash.org reference on Household Emergent Behavior? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Korea, only old servers find you!

  12. Re:Total Hypocrisy, Michael on New York's Oldest ISP Gets Domain-Jacked · · Score: 1

    Well, I hate analogies, but here's my try: Would you think highly of a rapist and/or pedophile that published public criticisms of other rapists and/or pedophiles? I think it's almost like "the pot calling the kettle black." Also, IMHO and I'm not trying to troll, Michael is a horrible editor. I don't know anything about the hijacking situation, but if Michael did do it I'd say this is still a pretty funny post. It's not necessarily WRONG of him to post the submission, but it's still quite funny.

  13. Re:Overkill on Curious Blend of VPN, PDA and USB Drive · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm still trying to figure out HOW it "takes over the machine", but it says that it maintains state on the host machine as well as itself. Hmmm...

  14. Re:Better not mess with Texas on Texas Goes After Student Spammer · · Score: 1

    It's just a modern day version of reading a newspaper in the bathroom man: a laptop with wifi.

  15. Re:Here come the nasties? on Technorati Does Tags · · Score: 1

    I'm not really sure, but I bet it has something to do with digital signatures.

  16. Re:Finding Nemo on Bizarre Deep Sea Fish Dredged Up By Tsunami · · Score: 3, Informative

    The fish in Finding Nemo is an Angler fish.

  17. Re:It can happen on LiveJournal Servers Go Down · · Score: 0, Troll

    There's an oft used, almost cliche saying that applies here: "Easier said than done." How the hell are you, the sysadmin, supposed to go around checking out the power redundancy of a huge, well-known colocation facility? That is what THEY are supposed to do, and NO facility will let you sample the diesel generator when you see fit. Of course, it's really easy to sit on the sidelines and yell at the players. You are an idiot. Go back to your parents' basement and "make sure as hell" that your head is screwed on before you feel like commenting again.

  18. Re:Yes, on Texas Goes After Student Spammer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, almost a third of the people on death row are white. I can't say anything about their financial status, though.

  19. Re:Better not mess with Texas on Texas Goes After Student Spammer · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're telling me! I was just sitting on the can reading Slashdot, and right after the words "Texas Goes After Student ..." I was running out the door flailing with a trail of TP dragging behind me.

    I didn't specifically remember doing anything wrong, but the targeting of the title was a bit too close for my brain in the early morning!

    Damn you, "a number of people", damn you to hell!

  20. Re:so, how is creationism taught anyways? on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    A small nitpick ... the anthropic principle centers on the "observer" ... i.e. we can only observe our existence because we exist, and if we were much different we wouldn't be here to observe it.

    Life, it seems, is a giant optimization problem. We find ourselves in a universe that sits at a criticial point between all of the constraints. It has one of the relatively few configurations of universal constants where existence is possible. Thus, whether the universe is infinite is immaterial. The fact that we exist validates that this critical point was met, no matter how large or small the probability.

    Try the book "The Constants of Nature", it delves into some interesting mathematical and topological topics related to the anthropic principle.

  21. At first ... on Hacker Penetrates T-Mobile Systems · · Score: 1, Funny

    At first, I got "Nothing to see here" ... but Paris Hilton? Sounds like that guy had plenty to see ;-)

  22. Re:What types of phones? on UK Report Suggests Dangers In Cell Phone Use · · Score: 3, Informative

    The RF phase modulator is tuned at a slightly different phase angle in GSM based handsets, resulting in wavelengths that have more difficulty penetrating the epidermis.

    Duh!

  23. Re:Oh well... on NASA Details Earthquake Effects on the Earth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, don't flatter yourself. :)

  24. Re:Why even patent anything? on IBM Opens Their Patent Portfolio to Open Source · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To protect the people who use the patented work from entities who might have registered the patents and enforced them?

  25. Re:He got what he deserved on Security Researcher Faces Jail For Finding Bugs · · Score: 1

    Of course, I also think that after it is fixed there should be a full disclosure.