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  1. Re:I'm in China on China Blocking Access to Google News Site · · Score: 2, Funny

    is someone in a red hat sitting behind you? make an "in Korea, ______ is for old people.." joke for yes, or an "In Soviet Russia" joke for no, Ok?

  2. Re:In other words on Game Industry Derided For Mature Content · · Score: 1

    Would someone just jump on Lieberman's head? That'll show him...

  3. How to beat google... on Porn Site Sues Google Over Linked Images · · Score: 1, Funny

    This will get thrown out of court unless Perfect 10 sends a few select 18-22 yr old "representitives" to the presiding Judge's house to (insert one or more of the following: repair his cable/car, clean his pool, wash his car, apply for a job, try to get a raise at a current job, be taught sex ed and have to stay after class, get lost and require directions, have no way of re-paying him/her, etc...)

  4. Only one true path.... on Internet Porn More Addictive Than Crack, Senate Told · · Score: 1

    ...When it comes to making Christ as addictive.
    Get Bob Guccione to remake "Passion of the Christ". I can see it now.... That nailing to the cross scene would be so much more interesting...

  5. Re:Sex is not a drug. on Internet Porn More Addictive Than Crack, Senate Told · · Score: 1

    What should really be said:
    "I think if you spend a lot of time in Washington, then that can distance you from rational thought and perhaps interfere with forming important and informed legislation for the public that elected you, insted your mind is infected by what scientists are calling 'lobbyisttoxins'

    I wipe the product of my masturbation off and dispose of it, not inflict it in political form.

  6. Re:Good way to make friends on Ballmer Threatens Linux Patent Lawsuits · · Score: 0, Troll

    In communist China, ass fucks you!

  7. Re:What does this have to do with our rights onlin on MPAA Sues Movie-Swappers · · Score: 1

    "In some us states, pounding your wife in the ass is illegal. In some us states getting a blowjob is illegal." Caman, let the cops have a fun stakeout every once in a while.

  8. Re:They can have my BitTorrent on MPAA Sues Movie-Swappers · · Score: 1

    "I will go immediately and chop up my debian cds."

    Shhh, don't want to get microsoft in here too do you! Ballmer scares me..

  9. Re:punishment on Sydney 419 Scammer Jailed · · Score: 1

    If the local Indian flora and fauna don't get him, the stress of people unable to find the "ON" switch will surely drive him to suicide.

  10. Re:The real question... on Round-Up Ready Coca Plants · · Score: 1

    I prefer cartels, a movie about monsanto would suck.

  11. Re:The blames roll on... on Australian Counter Strike Shooters · · Score: 1

    "I know the next time an orange hopping creature with a horn nose gets eaten by a snake, I'm blaming Qbert." I'd blame acid or mushrooms before Qbert.....

  12. No information on Australian Counter Strike Shooters · · Score: 1

    There's not enough information in this article to make any conclusion. It seems nothing more than sensationalized reporting. Australians seem to fear video games more than most, having banned manhunt, Postal 2 and others. This is just to inspire fear in the public and unite them against a non-enemy (something that should have a regulatory eye kept on it, but nothing to be banned)
    The most outrageous thing about this article was that it is given this much attention before the facts are apparent.

  13. Re:Snowballing on Several Publishers Sued for Infringing 3D Patent · · Score: 1

    "The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department." - Frank Zappa

  14. Re:Question... on China Closes 1,600 "Internet Bars" · · Score: 1

    "How do you say Patriot Act in Chinese?"

    come with us, BANG!

  15. Re:Not a good move, Nintendo on Nintendo Threatens Suicidegirls Over IP Use · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps they're concerned that some young kid googling for web sites about Zelda and Mario will come across a link to suicidegirls.com. That wouldn't do a whole lot for their family image."
    Perhaps it's not their concern. Insted why not leave that to the parents to steer their children away from sights they deem unviewable.

    (personally nuts to that, kids need porn like MJ needs kids (anyone else tired of MH?))(guess I shouldn't have ripped on him again then, but whatever.)

  16. I'm on to you China!! on China Rewards Porn Snitches · · Score: 1

    I figured it out, they're just knocking off the competition so the the Chinese Govt will assume control of the porn industry. Soon their population will be in the salty, sweaty palm of the chinese government porno-ganda. Doctored pictures of Mao's inspiring pillar, impregnating the female population with his values shall re-inforce the peoples belief in the communist system.
    wouldn't be the first time in chinese history, check out the legend of King Chou-hsin.http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-102 .htm