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  1. People, listen to Ballmer! on Xbox 2 to Release in Fall of This Year · · Score: 0

    If he has show us nothing else, it is that he is truly the voice of reason and rational thought!

    I find it a relief to have such a wise and steady voice in the chaotic world of computers.

  2. Hmmm, what if... on Following the Chips in Wynn's New Casino · · Score: 0

    What if someone put a small but mighty magnet on top of someones stack of chips?

  3. Hasn't worked for me... on NASA Proposes Warming Mars · · Score: 0

    Every massive gas release I've attempted has increased the temperature of the environment, but damned if I'd want to live there...

  4. It's like this from what I see on BitTorrent Community After SuprNova Shutdown · · Score: 0

    It seems the filesharing community evolves very quickly in a widespread fashon, whereas the **AA seems to be slow and uncreative in it's attempts to counteract P2P.
    It's like watching an army built for fighting WW2 try to deal with the modern "war on terrorism" (except much less consequential).

  5. Watch out America... on Canadian Government Weary of Patriot Act · · Score: 5, Funny

    You push us Canadians any more we'll write you a very nasty letter, and mail it too!

    ...we might even use the word damn... I'm sorry, that was rude.

  6. Re:Pr0n always leading the way... on Federal Obscenity Rule Nixed In Internet Porn Case · · Score: 0
    Pr0n... is there anything it can't do?

    Get you laid.

    Tell that to Ron Jeremy
  7. Re:I'm with you here. on Federal Obscenity Rule Nixed In Internet Porn Case · · Score: 0

    I don't think Jimmy Swaggart kept reciepts...

  8. Re:Leeloo on Inkjet Printer Prints out Human Skin · · Score: 0

    I do have a canon multipass....

  9. Re:End Social Security on Mathematics of the Social Security "Crisis" · · Score: 0

    Nahh, this happens elsewhere too
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Swaggart

  10. Re:Liars on Mathematics of the Social Security "Crisis" · · Score: 0
    "Call it luck or whatever, but Fox News was the first to report who was behind 9-11."
    A news broadcast being the first to tell you who the enemy is, I hold in suspicion. Espcially when they make many claims seemingly without factchecking and will never be held to a "Rathergate" type of microscope.
    "Yes, they would do it for free."

    I think their tune might change once they become poor and see the difficulties the poor face just to make a living.

    Cable news has turned into a real propaganda machine as they get away with unproven accusations by phrasing it as a question. eg; "Is AtariAmarok a total flagrant idiot? the answer after the break." I don't think you're an idiot, not in the slightest, and technically, I didn't accuse you of being one, I just asked a question, don't need proof to question.
  11. Great Idea on Gambling Sites Battle DDoS Attacks · · Score: 5, Funny


    A moment of silence for the kneecaps of the virus writers if/when discovered.

  12. Re:the guy is not dismissing firefox's success... on Mitch Kapor Warns Against Firefox Gloating · · Score: 1

    I was going to lynch you for that sarcasm about "standing in the way of a perfecly good lynching" comment, but then I looked at your username and I think you've had enough....

  13. Let the record show... on LiveJournal Buyout Confirmed · · Score: 1

    ...that Grendel Drargo really knows his pornography

  14. Re:Let's hope you're not next... on Feds Convict Warez Dealer · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute, scratch that, people who quote Niemoller (aside from getting easy mod points) don't usually go out and directly affect change, so keep the Niemoller people around.

  15. Re:Let's hope you're not next... on Feds Convict Warez Dealer · · Score: 0, Troll

    If they were smart, they'd come for anyone who quotes Niemoller first...

  16. Another headline that won't exist..... on Tech Headlines You Won't Read in 2005 · · Score: 5, Funny


    Study shows slashdoters get laid more often than Pandas.

  17. Re:And? on MPAA Goes After More Bittorrent Site Operators · · Score: 1
    Piracy involves stealing, raping and murdering innocent people when caught in remote locations where society can offer no protection

    ARRRRGGH Matey! Ye fergot about the Swashbucklin', Singin, an' choreographed shows at amusement parks!
  18. Re:I For One Would Like To Welcome... on Legal Rights for Computers · · Score: 1

    I for one anticipate the Age of Aquarius, it will have a much better theme song.

  19. Don't fight boys, You can both have me! on Major Climate Change 5,200 Years Ago Could Repeat · · Score: 1

    Just cause you're on opposite sides of an arguement, doesn't mean you're not both terrible people.

    ...But at least Moore didn't deal with Iran through an offshore company(a mailbox)...just saying...

  20. Re:I have said it before and I'll say it again... on Illegal File Trading Draws Two P2P Raids In Europe · · Score: 1

    When you make that statement, are you aware of the following very stupid laws?

    Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. Location: United States, Maine

    Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Location: United States, Oklahoma

    Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. Location: United States, Oklahoma

    It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them. Location: United States, Utah

    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. Location: United States, California, San Francisco

  21. This is a different twist on it on Usenet Psychic Wars With Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    But every establishing (self-appraised) "religion" needs an enemy, something to stop people from reasoning and commit to action.

    But this whole thing is pretty sad as far as Holy wars go. They need the Spanish Inquisition.(no one expects the spanish inquisiton...)

  22. Re:Any guesses what Microsoft's response will be? on Penn State Tells Students To Ditch IE · · Score: 1

    6) Renew contract with Satan

  23. I'm going to patent... on How to Fix U.S. Patents · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent stupidity....

    ....Imagine the royalties.....

  24. Re:We already have autonomous firing systems on Military Robots Get Machine Guns · · Score: 1

    A more detailed look at the Patriot missle system is very telling of the current status, viability and danger of fully automated weaponry.
    http://www.raytheon.com/products/static/node3832.h tml
    http://www.ceip.org/files/projects/npp/resources/p atriot.htm
    Please search further results.
    Personally I don't think man should be trusted with a tool more devastating than a stick, but that's just me....

  25. Re:Titanium foil hats on DOE Report on Cold Fusion · · Score: 1

    You buy ya tinfoil hats!? My God son, the gub-ment puts chips in the store bought ones. Gotta make ya own foil from crushed bean cans, then you can be safe from the mind control.