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Sad news, Britney Spears dead at 22
I just heard some really sad news on Fox - Singer and Popstar Britney Jean Spears was found dead in her Louisana home this morning.
Apparently, the cause of death was excessive bleeding after a sizzling night of hot anal sex with her ex. boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
"We were just having good sushi, and she asked me if I would please her", said Justin. Although he has since turned gay after his breakup with her, Justin was willing to please Britney as long as she would take it up her ass.
Following a night of sex for 10 hours, Britney sustained an injury in her lower vaginal area and subsequently bled to death. Her husband Kevin Federline, who is at the moment spending time at a federal prison for sexual advances towards Natalie "hot grits" Portman was not available for comment (an incident which has infuriated the Slashdot community, understandably).
However, President George W Bush offered his comments on the incident. "Here is the reason why anal sex is bad and why gays are unAmerican, they kill Americans and American icons", he was quoted as saying.
There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will surely miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
She will be missed, sorely.
*sob*
Hit me baby, one more time. I'll miss you, oh baby baby.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
--The Sith Code
My bad, I'm from Germany. However, look at the International Edition and you'd see what I mean.
Bush Lauds the Efforts of Pakistani Ally
Bush Mum on Pakistan's Hunt for Bin Laden
Bin Laden eludes Pakistani hunters
Trail of al-Qaeda fades away
And look at the other side of the story -
Putin wants new business partnership with India
Putin keeps IT-date with Infosys
Putin to push Indo-Russia economic ties
Putin for India getting veto power
See the differences - on one hand, Bush is up in arms about Bin Laden and pursuing goody relatins with a country that is an Islamic nation with a military dictator, while Putin is discussing economic ties and helping India join the UN and visiting IT companies.
Doesn't that in itself say a lot?
Quite honestly, I'm amazed - you ought to be encouraging third world countries to come out and grow economically, like India is - it is a democracy and is doing quite well. But instead, the fact that the US is encouraging countries like Pakistan is quite surprising.
Look at your allies - Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Israel...
Legal battles, fucked up politicians and an ever receding economy. I thought we Europeans were bad, the US makes us look good.
Man!
The US is so fucked up - I just see Google News and the top international stories literally speak volumes.
On one hand, Bush is supporting Pakistan and on the other hand, Putin wants better economic ties with India. Are you people so fucked up that your president cannot even choose clearly between a democratic country and an Islamic fundamentalist nation ruled by a military dictator?
Wow, I'm amazed and amused.
The land of the free, home of the brave indeed. Retards.
It would be more for on-spot decisions, I'd suppose - such as which is the shortest path to this bridge, how far is the target, does napalm work on lead reinforced concrete and the like:-)
Should prove interesting.
But I think another cool idea would be to use Micro-Air Vehicles for surveys, which can help coordinate the attack with the field and the ops center.
Another thing however is the fact that Cingular has combined both the backbone platforms for both TDMA and GSM for other services such as SMS.
Therefore, I would not be surprised that with the advent of this merger, we may see a rise in the numbers. The customer does not care which one s/he gets -- all that the customer cares about is the quality of service and cheaper rates, nothing more.
While TDMA maybe able to provide cheaper rates, the advent of 3G and the like, as well as need for international compatbility, may drive them to make GSM a little more popular than it is.
NASA Secures Approval in 30 Days To accelerate NASA's primary science missions in a timely manner, high-end computing experts from NASA centers around the country collaborated to build a business case that Brooks and his team could present to NASA headquarters, the U.S. Congress, the Office of Management and Budget, and the White House. "We completed the process end to end in only 30 days," Brooks said.
Wow. That's incredibly fast, IMHO.
As the article mentions, I suppose NASA owes this to the success of their 512-processor Kalpana system, in honor of the late astronaut Kalpana Chawla.
And look at this --
"In some cases, a new Altix system was in production in as little as 48 hours," said Jim Taft, task lead, Terascale Applications Group, NASA. "This is starkly different from implementations of systems not based on the SGI architecture, which can take many months to bring to a reliable state and ready for science."
w00t! That's like super-fast in terms of development time. Good job, NASA. Way to go.
And what about the other companies mentioned in the article?
In addition to Intel Itanium 2 processors, the Columbia installation features storage technology from Brocade Communications and Engenio Information Technologies, Inc., memory technology from Dataram Corporation and Micron Technology, Inc. and interconnect technology from Voltaire.
I've not heard of any of them other than Voltaire - are they well known in this area, or are they defense/NASA contractors of some kind?
I just heard some really sad news on Fox - Singer and Popstar Britney Jean Spears was found dead in her Louisana home this morning.
Apparently, the cause of death was excessive bleeding after a sizzling night of hot anal sex with her ex. boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
"We were just having good sushi, and she asked me if I would please her", said Justin. Although he has since turned gay after his breakup with her, Justin was willing to please Britney as long as she would take it up her ass.
Following a night of sex for 10 hours, Britney sustained an injury in her lower vaginal area and subsequently bled to death. Her husband Kevin Federline, who is at the moment spending time at a federal prison for sexual advances towards Natalie "hot grits" Portman was not available for comment.
However, President George W Bush offered his comments on the incident. "Here is the reason why anal sex is bad and why gays are unAmerican, they kill Americans and American icons", he was quoted as saying.
There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will surely miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
*sob*
Hit me baby, one more time. I'll miss you, oh baby baby.
I just heard some really sad news on Fox - Singer and Popstar Britney Jean Spears was found dead in her Louisana home this morning.
Apparently, the cause of death was excessive bleeding after a sizzling night of hot anal sex with her ex. boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
"We were just having good sushi, and she asked me if I would please her", said Justin. Although he has since turned gay after his breakup with her, Justin was willing to please Britney as long as she would take it up her ass.
Following a night of sex for 10 hours, Britney sustained an injury in her lower vaginal area and subsequently bled to death. Her husband Kevin Federline, who is at the moment spending time at a federal prison for sexual advances towards Natalie "hot grits" Portman was not available for comment.
However, President George W Bush offered his comments on the incident. "Here is the reason why anal sex is bad and why gays are unAmerican, they kill Americans and American icons", he was quoted as saying.
There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will surely miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
*sob*
Hit me baby, one more time. I'll miss you, oh baby baby.
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Sad news, Britney Spears dead at 22
I just heard some really sad news on Fox - Singer and Popstar Britney Jean Spears was found dead in her Louisana home this morning.
Apparently, the cause of death was excessive bleeding after a sizzling night of hot anal sex with her ex. boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
"We were just having good sushi, and she asked me if I would please her", said Justin. Although he has since turned gay after his breakup with her, Justin was willing to please Britney as long as she would take it up her ass.
Following a night of sex for 10 hours, Britney sustained an injury in her lower vaginal area and subsequently bled to death. Her husband Kevin Federline, who is at the moment spending time at a federal prison for sexual advances towards Natalie "hot grits" Portman was not available for comment (an incident which has infuriated the Slashdot community, understandably).
However, President George W Bush offered his comments on the incident. "Here is the reason why anal sex is bad and why gays are unAmerican, they kill Americans and American icons", he was quoted as saying.
There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will surely miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
She will be missed, sorely.
*sob*
Hit me baby, one more time. I'll miss you, oh baby baby.
Indeed, Britney. Indeed. Rest in peace, child.
Why is it called Man-in-the-middle?
Isn't it better if it were called Woman-in-the-middle? It would atleast not make us geeks seem so gay.
please
fael
it is fale.
stop.. hurts..please..
Hullo there, liberal whiner.
Do you even know how you sound? There is no police state happening, it's just technology.
Sheesh!
> You're wrong.
YOUR wrong.
Bloody brits.
Learn some American spelling dammit.
Does he love my pee-wee too?
American English is dumbed down English for the dumber Americans. You know what I mean?
They do not understand if you use complicated language. What do we say, Americans are dumb.
Oh no, the antennas will be sticking out of your pee wee.
And then, you will transmit through your poo poo.
The ethereal transmission will hapeen by farting. Big loud ugly farts.
Brrrrrrrrrrrft.
And then we all fuck your Mom.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
--The Sith Code
And look at the other side of the story -
See the differences - on one hand, Bush is up in arms about Bin Laden and pursuing goody relatins with a country that is an Islamic nation with a military dictator, while Putin is discussing economic ties and helping India join the UN and visiting IT companies.
Doesn't that in itself say a lot?
Quite honestly, I'm amazed - you ought to be encouraging third world countries to come out and grow economically, like India is - it is a democracy and is doing quite well. But instead, the fact that the US is encouraging countries like Pakistan is quite surprising.
Look at your allies - Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Israel...
Be warned, even Rome fell.
Legal battles, fucked up politicians and an ever receding economy. I thought we Europeans were bad, the US makes us look good.
Man!
The US is so fucked up - I just see Google News and the top international stories literally speak volumes.
On one hand, Bush is supporting Pakistan and on the other hand, Putin wants better economic ties with India. Are you people so fucked up that your president cannot even choose clearly between a democratic country and an Islamic fundamentalist nation ruled by a military dictator?
Wow, I'm amazed and amused.
The land of the free, home of the brave indeed. Retards.
Don't you mean wine-y cunt?
Yummm... tasty, intoxicating and full of juice.
*gulp*
> or go to court and DIE!
:-)
And go to court OR die
Yeah, attack the only fucking democracy in that whole region that is not seething with militants.
That's the only stable country around there and they are even pacifists and like the US.
But no, let's nuke them too so that the whole damn fucking world hates us.
Brilliant.
Ofcourse.
:-)
It would be more for on-spot decisions, I'd suppose - such as which is the shortest path to this bridge, how far is the target, does napalm work on lead reinforced concrete and the like
Should prove interesting.
But I think another cool idea would be to use Micro-Air Vehicles for surveys, which can help coordinate the attack with the field and the ops center.
You're right.
Another thing however is the fact that Cingular has combined both the backbone platforms for both TDMA and GSM for other services such as SMS.
Therefore, I would not be surprised that with the advent of this merger, we may see a rise in the numbers. The customer does not care which one s/he gets -- all that the customer cares about is the quality of service and cheaper rates, nothing more.
While TDMA maybe able to provide cheaper rates, the advent of 3G and the like, as well as need for international compatbility, may drive them to make GSM a little more popular than it is.
Hopefully, that is.
From the article -
NASA Secures Approval in 30 Days
To accelerate NASA's primary science missions in a timely manner, high-end computing experts from NASA centers around the country collaborated to build a business case that Brooks and his team could present to NASA headquarters, the U.S. Congress, the Office of Management and Budget, and the White House. "We completed the process end to end in only 30 days," Brooks said.
Wow. That's incredibly fast, IMHO.
As the article mentions, I suppose NASA owes this to the success of their 512-processor Kalpana system, in honor of the late astronaut Kalpana Chawla.
And look at this --
"In some cases, a new Altix system was in production in as little as 48 hours," said Jim Taft, task lead, Terascale Applications Group, NASA. "This is starkly different from implementations of systems not based on the SGI architecture, which can take many months to bring to a reliable state and ready for science."
w00t! That's like super-fast in terms of development time. Good job, NASA. Way to go.
And what about the other companies mentioned in the article?
In addition to Intel Itanium 2 processors, the Columbia installation features storage technology from Brocade Communications and Engenio Information Technologies, Inc., memory technology from Dataram Corporation and Micron Technology, Inc. and interconnect technology from Voltaire.
I've not heard of any of them other than Voltaire - are they well known in this area, or are they defense/NASA contractors of some kind?
Sad news, Britney Spears dead at 22
I just heard some really sad news on Fox - Singer and Popstar Britney Jean Spears was found dead in her Louisana home this morning.
Apparently, the cause of death was excessive bleeding after a sizzling night of hot anal sex with her ex. boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
"We were just having good sushi, and she asked me if I would please her", said Justin. Although he has since turned gay after his breakup with her, Justin was willing to please Britney as long as she would take it up her ass.
Following a night of sex for 10 hours, Britney sustained an injury in her lower vaginal area and subsequently bled to death. Her husband Kevin Federline, who is at the moment spending time at a federal prison for sexual advances towards Natalie "hot grits" Portman was not available for comment.
However, President George W Bush offered his comments on the incident. "Here is the reason why anal sex is bad and why gays are unAmerican, they kill Americans and American icons", he was quoted as saying.
There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will surely miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
*sob*
Hit me baby, one more time. I'll miss you, oh baby baby.
Indeed, Britney. Indeed. Rest in peace, child.
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Ever heard of places like Adequacy?
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Respect Jesus. Yes.
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Please cease such activities because it affects the quality of the posts.
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Sad news, Britney Spears dead at 22
I just heard some really sad news on Fox - Singer and Popstar Britney Jean Spears was found dead in her Louisana home this morning.
Apparently, the cause of death was excessive bleeding after a sizzling night of hot anal sex with her ex. boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
"We were just having good sushi, and she asked me if I would please her", said Justin. Although he has since turned gay after his breakup with her, Justin was willing to please Britney as long as she would take it up her ass.
Following a night of sex for 10 hours, Britney sustained an injury in her lower vaginal area and subsequently bled to death. Her husband Kevin Federline, who is at the moment spending time at a federal prison for sexual advances towards Natalie "hot grits" Portman was not available for comment.
However, President George W Bush offered his comments on the incident. "Here is the reason why anal sex is bad and why gays are unAmerican, they kill Americans and American icons", he was quoted as saying.
There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will surely miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
*sob*
Hit me baby, one more time. I'll miss you, oh baby baby.
Indeed, Britney. Indeed. Rest in peace, child.
Thank you.
May Allah shower his blessings on you.
ha ha ha
we're all laughing you moron.