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  1. Re:Sure, but... on One Crime Solved Per 1,000 London CCTV Cameras · · Score: 1

    To illustrate my meaning, try thinking of an example where an officer observing something would likely not cause as big of an uproar as leaked video footage.

    Rodney King if the stupid thugs who beat him up had remembered their hoodies.

  2. Re:Try Java, MySQL, VirtualBox, Solaris, OpenOffic on DOJ Gives Oracle Approval To Buy Sun · · Score: 1

    I'm cautiously optimistic over this buyout which could turn out to be very inspired depending on what decisions are taken next by Oracle.

    Hopefully Larry will "cut the OO.org ribbon" (or at least ensure it's entirely optional) for a start!, then rapidly pour Oracle's expertise and bucks to turn OO.org Base into a viable MS Access killer (utilising MySQL as the engine) - this will require a way to convert MS Access-based applications as seamlessly as possible and could be done very quickly with the resources available to Oracle.

    Messing with any of Java / OO.org / Virtual Box / MySQL (either by damaging them, ignoring them or charging for them) would be counter-productive and merely alienate consumers and the FLOSS community et al.

    Solaris should be allowed to die a peaceful death by being offered up for [further] incorporation into GNU / Linux along with ZFS technologies.

    This way Oracle can keep MSFT in the trenches at the "low-end" (i.e., severely knock MSFT's revenue) whilst maintaining good relations with customers and the open source community and use the lull to engage fully in the cloud with e.g., Google and IBM. As use of MS Office declines, Oracle will then be in a strong position to take out MS SQL Server. Firm Oracle support for ODF would be nice too.

    Not sure what Apple would make of all this but we could always ask Larry's official wedding photographer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Ellison ...

  3. Re:You're not the boss of me! on DOJ Gives Oracle Approval To Buy Sun · · Score: 1

    That was the draft - fortunately his PA is paid more than $1 per annum.

  4. Re:Hmmm on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    is there anything that you can name that can do more than Linux?

    No - even my mum admits that she required a third-party extension to instantiate me.

  5. Re:What else is new? on Relativistic Navigation Needed For Solar Sails · · Score: 1

    Oblig:

    Commander Pavel Chekov: Course heading, Captain?

    Captain James T. Kirk: Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102975/quotes

  6. Re:Computers? on Relativistic Navigation Needed For Solar Sails · · Score: 1, Funny

    Tough choice for NASA: Use MS Excel 2040 and end up a million km off course or use Linux and have the sail get where it's supposed to be for 1st January 1972. Simples!

  7. Re:Criminalise Illegal Downloaders? on In the UK, a Plan To Criminalize Illegal Downloaders · · Score: 1

    and it will help keep prices down

    So, you're saying that because the media companies won't "be losing so much to pirates" should this law pass they can then "afford" to sell CDs for less in the shops? Of course, if CDs were cheaper in the shops, people would likely be much less inclined to pirate them in the first place ... Pigs might also fly.

  8. Re:*sigh* on In the UK, a Plan To Criminalize Illegal Downloaders · · Score: 1

    /. Love in at six. See you there /puppies xxx

  9. Re:Wtf is up with the UK? on In the UK, a Plan To Criminalize Illegal Downloaders · · Score: 1

    Typical Labour, starting to spoil things in the year we won the world cup. Personally, I blame the Germans.

  10. Thank God I emigrated to France on In the UK, a Plan To Criminalize Illegal Downloaders · · Score: 1

    The land of Liberty, Equality and File-sharing ... oh, hang on a second.

  11. Not just tech press releases on The Press Releases of the Damned · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Peace for our time" - Neville Chamberlain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_for_our_time == "Peace after 1946"

    "Mission accomplished!" George W. Bush http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_Accomplished == "Mission not accomplished"

    "Titanic goes down: everyone safe" Daily Express, April 1912 http://www.newstatesman.com/200606190037 == well, even the Cameron film didn't distort reality quite that much.

  12. Re:Sounds like a movie on How To Send Email When You're Dead · · Score: 1

    "Marty, send DeLorean. Fscukin' hotmail still buggered in 1886 so not able to send dead email hence Western Union dead letter. P.S., bring your umbrella for when you get this. Love Doc."

  13. Re:Does Russian Ministry of Defence violate the GP on GPL Case Against Danish Satellite Provider · · Score: 1

    Dear Commies, Your nukes are in breach of GPL licence terms and pose a threat to penguin-kind. Please rectify the situation or destroy the offending code immed ...

  14. Re:Related research on New Hope For Predicting Earthquakes · · Score: 1

    This problem was solved years ago by millions of UK 80s kids carrying out large scale research much to the dismay of kitchen moms and to the delight of cutlery manufacturers. Yuri Geller has a lot to answer for except in Sheffield where he's supposedly more popular than the Queen.

  15. Quake live? on New Hope For Predicting Earthquakes · · Score: 2, Funny

    But does it run on Linux?

  16. Swine flu researchers report ... on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: 1

    "The pigs are flying"

  17. Monkey Magic! on Microsoft Uses Human Computing Game To Tune Bing · · Score: 1

    Search for +steve +chair on Bing ...

    First result: Steve's Chair Caning Service;Full service antique chair caning

    Options include:

    # HAND CANE
    # RUSH SEATING
    # SPLINT WORK
    # HONG KONG GRASS
    # FANCY PATTERNS
    # PRESS CANE
    # DANISH CORD

    Curiously, the copyright notice on Steve's page is:

    "© BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON"

  18. The Hacker's Handbook? on UK Libel Law Is a Global Threat To Web Free Speech · · Score: 1

    Second, every access of a web page is considered to be a separate act of publication in the UK (unlike the US, where 'original publication' holds).

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hacker's_Handbook :

    The first edition, which is the version most easily available for download, was published in 1985 and the last of four editions (edited by Steve Gold) appeared in 1989. In 1990 the UK Parliament passed the Computer Misuse Act - publication of additional editions would likely have been considered an incitement to commit an offence under that Act.

    So if I download the freely available online version(s) I'm potentially committing an offence by "re-publishing" "The Hacker's Handbook" but if I borrow the (real, physical) book(s) from my local library (which actually does have some copies of it), then that's fine?

  19. Re:Noooooo! on Brain Decline Begins At Age 27 · · Score: 1

    Jade Goody is (or according to "OK" magazine - was) 27 years old [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Goody ].

    At least her family may now rest peacefully knowing that humanity has lost a giant at the peak of her intellectual capability.

  20. Re:Awesome on Sept 24 Is World Day Against Software Patents · · Score: 0, Troll

    But do you know who the father is?

  21. Re:Cartoon battlefield on US Congress Funds Laser Weapons · · Score: 1

    So when you fire it there is no guarantee you will hit what you are aiming at even IF you aim dead on.

    The Top Secret British operation, Codename: "Duck and Cover" was expressly designed to avoid embarrassment to our friendly-firing friends over the pond. Please be careful where you wave your lasers.

  22. Re:Fancy way of saying PageRank doesn't work... on Berners-Lee Wants Truth Ratings For Websites · · Score: 1

    Otherwise how do you explain The Onion as the first result for "onion"

    Definite article bias?

  23. Re:IMPENDING DOOM!! on LHC Flips On Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Sod what happens to your virginity or the universe. Look on the bright side. Verily thoust will be considered a martyr for the end of Microsoft as we know it for the rest of time.

  24. Re:let's genetically engineer HUMANS like them! on "Water Bears" First Animals to Survive Trip Into Space Naked · · Score: 1

    Problem: Heinz would probably claim IP rights on Homo-Astra propulsion.

  25. Re:Not True. on "Water Bears" First Animals to Survive Trip Into Space Naked · · Score: 1

    After sleeping off a 120 year dehydrated hangover caused by a pissed Victorian scientist dunking him in ethanol the tardigrade awoke to find itself in a tunnel. He just had time to read the sign on the wall saying "Safer outside - LHC Safety Committee" before coming under attack in both directions from proton streams. Luckily, since tardigrade reflexes exceed the speed of light he was able escape via. the mini-black hole which was about to formed before it had. Such are the paradoxes of the tardigrade. Curiously the mice later informed him that human scientists had reported him dead as he carried out their hair-dressing in the new salon he had opened 65 million years ago after buying some cheap property on mouse-world since his timely escape.
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