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  1. Re:That really sucks on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: 0

    How could anyone think it's rational to make a point in an amusing way by stating an exaggerated form of the opposite? Do you have any idea what might happen if the message was read by someone who totally didn't understand the concept of irony?

  2. Re:Great. on MySpace Organizes Sudan Fundraiser · · Score: 0

    You are George Galloway AICMFP.

  3. prior art on Get Buff While Geeking Out · · Score: 0
    I hope they haven't got a patent on this. I was in the bar with a group of people from work about 10 years back and we came up with the same idea when one of the girls complained she was skipping gym due to all the overtime she was doing.

    I guess the difference is we knew we were joking. Maybe next time I'm in a state of lubricated creativity and invent something ludicrously impractical and overcomplicated I'll run to a patent attorney, just in case.

    If I can remember what it was the following morning.

  4. Re:NEAT way to lose weight on Get Buff While Geeking Out · · Score: 0
    So moving yourself (say, 80kg) a metre in any direction is 0.785 kJ
    I can move 80kg a metre without expending any energy at all. I call this patented technigue "falling over".
  5. Saith TFA on Natural Gas to Offer Breakthrough in Suspended Animation? · · Score: 1, Informative
    TFA saith:
    The problem with hypothermia is it's not that easy to cool down the human body
    Wrong. It's incredibly easy. Warming them up again in a viable state is the tricky bit.
  6. Re:This is an interesting comment on Different Social Networks Are... Different · · Score: 0
    she was a myspace user, not myspace itself.
    Was she, like, a total myspace cadet? Tubular!
  7. Re:and this is news? on Different Social Networks Are... Different · · Score: 0
    That's pretty amazing, ... er, report coming in - hold the front page - it seems different cars appeal to different demographic segments - young and fashionable, parents with small children, the elderly. Do you think that might be, ummm, intentional, Bob?

    What's the film? It's on at eleven, right?

  8. Go go Godzilla on North Korea Says It Has Conducted Nuclear Test · · Score: 0
    One way to do that is to say, to Japan, "You interfere, and we'll nuke Tokyo". That could quite well get the Japanese to deny the U.S. use of Okinawa
    Or cause the US to say "if you don't let us use Okinawa, we'll nuke Tokyo." And then history would show again and again how nature points out the folly of men.
  9. Re:"Technological advantage" is mainly for propaga on North Korea Says It Has Conducted Nuclear Test · · Score: 0
    During WW2 there were carrots (gave the British superior night vision)
    You do know that the carrots story was a red herring to distract the Germans from the existence of radar equipped night-fighters, don't you?
  10. Re:If this is true on North Korea Says It Has Conducted Nuclear Test · · Score: 0
    and landing craft are bottlenecks. Aim your machine guns at the exit and voila.
    Lucky for Ike, Monty and the rest of the free world that Nazi Germany didn't have any leaders with your level of genius, or Operation Overlord would have been a non-starter.
  11. Re:Furthermore... on Working from a Third Place · · Score: 0
    that means that a new buzzword is going to be produced to describe this... mobicommuting
    Cafémuting?
  12. Re:Extinction on Jurassic Marine Graveyard Yields 'Monster' Fossil · · Score: 0

    Bah, those hairless monkey things? They're just a pasing fad.

  13. Re:Leftist Apologia for Aliens on Television For an Audience 45 Light Years Away · · Score: 0

    The old cliche is that the American German Scientists were better than the Russian German Scientists.

  14. Re:No, not A new database? RTFA on 20 Tech Ideas VCs Want to Fund · · Score: 0
    It specifically said:
    What he wants now: A new database company. "
    So what?

    What's this new database company going to sell? If they just knock out pirated versions of Oracle, I can see Larry sending some really evil lawyers - brigade strength at least - in their general direction pretty darn quick.

    And by really evil, I mean even by lawyers standards.
  15. Re:That's retarded! on 20 Tech Ideas VCs Want to Fund · · Score: 0

    I'm a motie, you insensitive clod!

  16. Re:Limited in scope and vision... on 20 Tech Ideas VCs Want to Fund · · Score: 0
    It seems that the VC world has gotten lots more conservative over the past five years or so and they are looking at giving larger amounts of money to easier/simpler concepts
    In other words, they've become ordinary (as in *not* venture) capitalists. Probably an age thing.
  17. Re:the operative word on Rough Guide to Outsourcing In China · · Score: -1

    Bill ... is that you?

  18. Re:Leftist Apologia for Aliens on Television For an Audience 45 Light Years Away · · Score: -1
    Now that really is wishful thinking. Children don't have any reason to torment animals, and yet they do. If ants were conscious and hadn't met any children they'd likely make the same sort of arguments you make about more advanced creatures likely being more englightened
    Children torment animals with sticks or stones, which aren't a particularly efficient tool for children to wipe huge numbers of other children out in a very short timescale.


    Consider Klingons[0] - technology and tempers like theirs simply don't mix; within minutes of any form of nuclear weapons existing on their planet, someone would have spilled someone's kha'la'xian[1] hyper-ale and they'd have blasted themselves to extinction.

    [0] A race of interstellar warriors from a popular TV series.

    [1] I made that up. If anyone posts the name of what Klingons really drink, mod them -1 virgin.

  19. Re:ZUNE: nothing to see, move along. on Why Microsoft's Zune Scares Apple to the Core · · Score: -1
    There are technical reasons that an AM radio can't be done--specifically, it has to have a much larger antenna.
    Yeah. It's not like you'd ever see a portable music player with a piece of wire plugged into it.
  20. Re:Very fancy - BUT on Sharp Develops Triple Directional Viewing LCD · · Score: -1
    When viewing things from an angle there is no loss of resolution (ie the number of pixels are the same).
    There is if only a third of them are pinting in the direction your viewing from. Say there's 72 per inch, that's 24 left, 24 centre and 24 right.
  21. artificial on BT Futurologist On Smart Yogurt and the $7 PC · · Score: -1
    artificial intelligence students achieving Masters degrees
    That's nothing new, is it? I was offered a place on such a course back in the 1990s. Had I taken it up I would have been an artificial intelligence student, and on sucessful completion I would have gained an MSc.
  22. Re:Three letters on Microsoft's Masterpiece of FUD? · · Score: -1
    please explain how the situation would be different if Microsoft were a European company.
    One, the balance of payments would be better.

    Two, (assuming the revenue gained is given to European shareholders/workers as profits and salaries) that money would be spent locally, thus providing income to other companies and workers, whose spending would provide income to other companies and workers... What Keynes calld the multiplier .
  23. Re:ban the term wealth creation on Microsoft's Masterpiece of FUD? · · Score: -1
    "wealth" isn't generally a fixed number like "money", its more of a ratio of your incoming money to outgoing money.
    Interesting. I'd like to see what units you think wealth is measured in.

    Because the in and out money flows are in dollars/euros/sponulicks per unit time, so dividing one by the other must give a dimensionless number.

    While wealth certainly isn't the same as income or even disposable income (though that's a common enough mistake), it sure as heck isn't a ratio.

  24. Re:Last time on Could You Be Addicted to the Internet? · · Score: -1
    In five years from now, I will use the internet again.
    ... running the Hurd. An early pre beta, obviously.
  25. Re:One sign of addiction on Could You Be Addicted to the Internet? · · Score: -1

    ... but you certainly aren't running windows.