Maybe the cell phones on your planet use pyroelectric crystals. The ones around here use piezoelectric crystals.
I hail from Candyland and the phones around here use Sugar Crystals. If you think people talking on their phones is annoying you should experience people *sucking* on them.
I liked the classy way the Shut Down button doesn't fit on the menu. "Shut Do..." Do what!!!?
MS is having trouble penetrating the asian markets so they are pandering. That was supposed to be the Engrish phrase "Shut Dow Mang!" but it is indeed cut off.
Looking elsewhere for work or being insulted are not akin to being crushed to death in a stampede due to someone yelling "Fire!". Let me demonstrate: "You are an idiot! Yes you, and furthermore I don't like your kind". I suspect you are still breathing and will survive the day.
1 point to microsoft. Every time an identity group is granted a "special right" the general public in effect has a right revoked. The fools are casting away equality of rights and freedom of association. The law should not tell you who you must hire any more than it should tell you who your friends may be. I reserve my right to discriminate. Yes, it could be abused. I could be hatefull or petty or serve any number of prejudices but that is my perogative or I have lost freedom.
Just a step beyond present foolishness lies the "Basement-dwelling, poor, ugly-men" Identity group. Guess what "right" they want ladies. Nothing less than freedom from discrimination in dating. Slashdot might even collectively score.
The voiceover sounds like it belongs to Rob Schneiders latest wacky comedy. I am dismayed that the most promising trailer for this movie I have seen so far was not from Lucasfilm.
A social contract can only exist in the case of mutual respect. Advertisers that use flashing, loud, deceitfull, or cpu eating advertisements are not showing that respect. I recently found my "idle" machine had its cpu running up to 99 percent. The culprits were several flash ads on news sites I had queued up to read (Bye Bye flash and java!). Trying to melt down my system absolves me of any social responsibilty. To me it is akin to the burgler who runs into an owner with a gun and is suddenly interested in the rule of law. That is to say the advertisers shouldn't expect better behaviour than they show.
Google is doing it right. I sometimes read their ads and have no motivation to try and block them.
Sony is no longer a premium brand except in price. I have had several of their DVD players die after 2 years. The parents 34 inch sony has a nasty wave in the picture. This set was to replace a prematurely dead sony, of course. My first DVD player and my 15 year old walkman (both sony) still work perfectly. What happened to these fools.
4 million dollars could support 40 people making 80 to 100 thousand dollars a year. I can't believe they aren't able to archive incoming data and have several employees analyze and manage the sucker for less than a million a year. Maybe it is just posturing to get more money for their budget.
Are you fucking serious. Screw whoever modded the parent as a flame. You are a sick god-damned person. The slasdot article was flamebait. Gently mentioning the hipocrasy of that is not. And the elbow towards france was just, for the french as a nation are indeed pissy. And if it was a frenchman who modded that down then I will add that at least one of them is petty. Regardless of which sub-human did it this proud, loud, hard-working, fat, lazy, clever, rightous, boastfull, stupid, steadfast, war-like, materialistic American invites you to lighten up or fuck off.
No doubt these supervisors believe George W. Bush to be a fascist! (It is established fact that you must think that to be elected in SF.) I'd laugh except that I feel sorry for people ruled by such fools, even if they elected them.
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the Apple logo doesn't hail from the apple-growing regions of Southern France.
Hmmpfh. When I rib the french for being pissy it's off topic and inflamatory. I guess i just need to reserve it for a certain day in april.
The [Firefox] auto-update works perfectly.
Yes. It works so well that according to the add/remove software panel in windows, I have no less than ELEVEN copies of Firefox installed. All of them in the same directory. Only one copy of the Suite though. See, that's how you can tell that Firefox has superior engineering to the suite browser. Firefox goes to ELEVEN.
So Star Trek dies but the Hypo-Spray lives on! We already have communicators and the military is trying to build beam weapons so we just need transporters and faster than light travel!
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I hail from Candyland and the phones around here use Sugar Crystals. If you think people talking on their phones is annoying you should experience people *sucking* on them.
Mod parent informative goddamnit.
MS is having trouble penetrating the asian markets so they are pandering. That was supposed to be the Engrish phrase "Shut Dow Mang!" but it is indeed cut off.
What's his Slashdot User ID?
Phase 2. Fake Tits
Phase 3. Profit!!!
Make sure any treaties have an exception for the sun. Idiot.
My television begs to differ!
Looking elsewhere for work or being insulted are not akin to being crushed to death in a stampede due to someone yelling "Fire!". Let me demonstrate: "You are an idiot! Yes you, and furthermore I don't like your kind". I suspect you are still breathing and will survive the day.
Just a step beyond present foolishness lies the "Basement-dwelling, poor, ugly-men" Identity group. Guess what "right" they want ladies. Nothing less than freedom from discrimination in dating. Slashdot might even collectively score.
The voiceover sounds like it belongs to Rob Schneiders latest wacky comedy. I am dismayed that the most promising trailer for this movie I have seen so far was not from Lucasfilm.
There's something seriously wrong with your chicks junk dude.
Google is doing it right. I sometimes read their ads and have no motivation to try and block them.
Comcast acceptable use policy.
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Sony is no longer a premium brand except in price. I have had several of their DVD players die after 2 years. The parents 34 inch sony has a nasty wave in the picture. This set was to replace a prematurely dead sony, of course. My first DVD player and my 15 year old walkman (both sony) still work perfectly. What happened to these fools.
*Rimshot* Thanks, I'll be at -1 all week
4 million dollars could support 40 people making 80 to 100 thousand dollars a year. I can't believe they aren't able to archive incoming data and have several employees analyze and manage the sucker for less than a million a year. Maybe it is just posturing to get more money for their budget.
First one that says Crocodile Dundee or Neighbors loses a testicle. Fosters is a kiling word. Penalties for others are too terrible to consider.
Are you fucking serious. Screw whoever modded the parent as a flame. You are a sick god-damned person. The slasdot article was flamebait. Gently mentioning the hipocrasy of that is not. And the elbow towards france was just, for the french as a nation are indeed pissy. And if it was a frenchman who modded that down then I will add that at least one of them is petty. Regardless of which sub-human did it this proud, loud, hard-working, fat, lazy, clever, rightous, boastfull, stupid, steadfast, war-like, materialistic American invites you to lighten up or fuck off.
No doubt these supervisors believe George W. Bush to be a fascist! (It is established fact that you must think that to be elected in SF.) I'd laugh except that I feel sorry for people ruled by such fools, even if they elected them.
Hmmpfh. When I rib the french for being pissy it's off topic and inflamatory. I guess i just need to reserve it for a certain day in april.
That was sarcasm. This is not: Why does pointing out minor details that need polish offend so many people?
This post is not inflammatory but factual.
I thought that was what Michael Jackson was for.
That must be why the movie lineups country wide are so in line with christian values. Ha HA Hardy-Har Har. MS aint the only ones spreading FUD.
So Star Trek dies but the Hypo-Spray lives on! We already have communicators and the military is trying to build beam weapons so we just need transporters and faster than light travel!