That Batwould Batbe a Batinsane Batmorale Batbuster Batfor the Batbad Batguys. BatSay you Batknife the BatBatman -- Batactually Batsee your Batknife Battear Batinto his BatGuts -- Batbut he Batshoots his BatRope and BatDisappears for Batten Batminutes. BatWhen Bathe Batcomes Batback he's BatReplaced and as BatStrong as Batever, Batbut you Batdon't Batknow Batthat. BatAll you Batknow is Batthat the BatBatman Batcan't Batbe Batkilled....
Why is it that anything other than the newest and most awesome graphics is considered bad, 4 years ago, people were tossing off over HL2 and Far Cry, which could easily be playing on a 256mb Radeon 9600, now just 4 years later, the graphics are considered bad. Not just lower detail, not just not as good, but graphics must go straight from best to bad as soon as something slightly better comes along. Its the same with video too, everyone declared DVD as awesome quality, when it replaced VHS, now everyone is denouncing it as totally shit, not just less good, but its shit, and we can't bare to watch it with all its nasty lo def blurryness, or course 4 years ago, it was amazing and crisp and awesome, now it's utter SHITE, and watching it make us all want to puke, and of course everyone claims they thought it was shit all along and hated it.
Strangely this isn't the case with music, everyone declares the current medium to be shite almost straight away, cds? shite, vinyl? shite, tape? definatly shite.
Punch the monkey will be used to get the pilots aiming skills to peak on the way to the target, at when he reaches the target, the monkey will be replaced by a command bunker.
The lemmiwinks game will keep the pilots alert and ready to manoeuvre their plane, once they reach enemy territory, their lemmiwinks instincts will help them navigate around SAM sites, enemy spotters and RADAR towers, (and of course the dreaded wind turbines), allowing them to safely reach their target, where they punch the monkey and head home, where the trajectories they learned playing Bat the Penguin, will help them land ok.
Of course this gives away the US plan to demoralise the enemy by replacing all fighter pilots with pizza faced 13 year old n00bs.
That's a bit unbalanced, they get protection from other people, but we don't get protection from dangerous things in their environment. Given the biggest threat in English speaking countries is getting knifed by yobos for laughs, I think this is unfair.
Surely not! They assured me they stepped on that duck 725 times, no wonder they were so cheap. I should have hired PopeRatzo. Oh woah is me! My reputation is ruined, how will I ever get funding for my next film, 'Goose Bazooka' once this gets out?
hmm, I was just pondering, and living underground, eating crap food, knowing only a few other hideous looking people, for the average basement dwelling nerd, the end of the world wouldn't be must different. The only change would be the constant sex to repopulate the world, so all in all the end of the world would greatly improve most nerds lives.
Actually there is a lot of call for that, my latest film, 'Duck Minefield' featured 725 different duck trampling noises, however your rates are too high and we found it cheaper to pay someone to actually step on a duck several times.
If I end up as the last male on the planet and must single handedly repopulate the planet, then I will be needing plenty of Viagra if I'm going to maintain a raging boner while subsisting on a diet of smash and spam and having to copulate repeatedly with radiation affected deformed women, 24/7 so that my few remaining un-irradiated sperm can hit target.
If i'm lucky though, the penis enlargement will not be necessary, as my penis will mutate like a worm at Chernobyl and become 50% longer.
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I feel I must make a joke about peados blocking up kids' ports...
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hey get with the times, this is the 21st century, could be the girl who becomes the phantom.
editors != proofreaders
Well it's too late for the Afghanis and the Iraqis, but I'm sure the Iranians are relieved that there is a patch to stop them getting carpet bombed.
Ok, your back in.
An exclamation mark? That's it, you're kicked out of the party.
lol, I misread that as burglars, I think a home defence deathray would be a great idea.
Why is it that anything other than the newest and most awesome graphics is considered bad, 4 years ago, people were tossing off over HL2 and Far Cry, which could easily be playing on a 256mb Radeon 9600, now just 4 years later, the graphics are considered bad. Not just lower detail, not just not as good, but graphics must go straight from best to bad as soon as something slightly better comes along. Its the same with video too, everyone declared DVD as awesome quality, when it replaced VHS, now everyone is denouncing it as totally shit, not just less good, but its shit, and we can't bare to watch it with all its nasty lo def blurryness, or course 4 years ago, it was amazing and crisp and awesome, now it's utter SHITE, and watching it make us all want to puke, and of course everyone claims they thought it was shit all along and hated it.
Strangely this isn't the case with music, everyone declares the current medium to be shite almost straight away, cds? shite, vinyl? shite, tape? definatly shite.
Punch the monkey will be used to get the pilots aiming skills to peak on the way to the target, at when he reaches the target, the monkey will be replaced by a command bunker.
The lemmiwinks game will keep the pilots alert and ready to manoeuvre their plane, once they reach enemy territory, their lemmiwinks instincts will help them navigate around SAM sites, enemy spotters and RADAR towers, (and of course the dreaded wind turbines), allowing them to safely reach their target, where they punch the monkey and head home, where the trajectories they learned playing Bat the Penguin, will help them land ok.
Of course this gives away the US plan to demoralise the enemy by replacing all fighter pilots with pizza faced 13 year old n00bs.
"Count em yourself whitey"
"Is this guy taking the piss?"
"Next time you clowns turn up, I'm painting myself red and throwing my spear at you, dickhead"
What really happened
hmmmm, well, seeing as capitalism has only existed since about French revolution, I think you are a bit mistaken in attributing numbers to it.
I suspect numbers would pre-date even feudalism and slave economies which would be what claims the majority of mathematics we use.
That's a bit unbalanced, they get protection from other people, but we don't get protection from dangerous things in their environment. Given the biggest threat in English speaking countries is getting knifed by yobos for laughs, I think this is unfair.
Father I have sinned, I have depicted dinosaurs and hominids in the same post.
Because you touch yourself at night.
pffftt. Helium is for wimps. Have some balls and use hydrogen.
Ahhhh, but that's exactly what we should do. Once we figure out fusion, we will have loads of spare helium!
Surely not! They assured me they stepped on that duck 725 times, no wonder they were so cheap. I should have hired PopeRatzo. Oh woah is me! My reputation is ruined, how will I ever get funding for my next film, 'Goose Bazooka' once this gets out?
hmm, I was just pondering, and living underground, eating crap food, knowing only a few other hideous looking people, for the average basement dwelling nerd, the end of the world wouldn't be must different. The only change would be the constant sex to repopulate the world, so all in all the end of the world would greatly improve most nerds lives.
and hire a hypnotist to help you suppress the memories of watching them or ever knowing or their existence.
Actually there is a lot of call for that, my latest film, 'Duck Minefield' featured 725 different duck trampling noises, however your rates are too high and we found it cheaper to pay someone to actually step on a duck several times.
no, it's the the amount of extra medical research data we would have if it wasn't for damn animal rights hippies.
Don't worry, once the mutations start there will will be plenty of 8' tall women.
If I end up as the last male on the planet and must single handedly repopulate the planet, then I will be needing plenty of Viagra if I'm going to maintain a raging boner while subsisting on a diet of smash and spam and having to copulate repeatedly with radiation affected deformed women, 24/7 so that my few remaining un-irradiated sperm can hit target.
If i'm lucky though, the penis enlargement will not be necessary, as my penis will mutate like a worm at Chernobyl and become 50% longer.