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  1. Re:Seems like someone misses being important. on Web Creators Call Internet Outdated · · Score: 0

    ...See that is why I never went to college. I suck at writing. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go finish documentating how to install the office 2007 compability package for our oh so smart sales people! ... Its sad :(

  2. Well, I think its an easy answer on Science In Islamic Countries · · Score: 0

    1. Religon 2. Science 3. ???? 4. War. War == Profit. Questions?

  3. Seems like someone misses being important. on Web Creators Call Internet Outdated · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The Internet wasn't designed for people to watch television," he says. "I know because I designed it." Yes, he designed it when baud rates were under 16k. The average person now has megabits of connection ready to use. Hell my cell phone has megabits ready to use. I'm sorry, but this entire article is written for 70 year old men who are slowly being phased out because there products are completly ineffective in todays world. One of them has a router that reads the type of data(email, video, etc) and then sets aside bandwith for it. ...Worst idea ever. What if my email CONTAINS video?! What then internet man?
  4. Wow.. just wow on Web Creators Call Internet Outdated · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can we please go at least a week without hearing about the internets short comings? The internets my only friend and you are all SO mean to it. He/SHE is doing his/HER best!!! Besides, If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

  5. Shameless plug.. on Why You Can't Buy a Naked PC · · Score: -1

    Need a computer without an OS?! Email wireless@computercom.com for price quotes, all systems built using top quality parts and all completly made to order!

    Now, you see how effing stupid this article was that slashdot linked? Its not hard to find them.. go to a computer store and ask for them.

    k, have a nice day

  6. I sure do on Tech Jobs For a Student? · · Score: -1

    I sure do. Take college classes earlier

  7. Well on North Korea Returns To The Table · · Score: -1

    We were the only country to use nukes because we were the first.

    Then once we saw the error, we went "woops" paid japan a fuck ton of cash, helped rebuild there nation into a super power and now we won't let others make the mistake

    So what the fuck is your point?

  8. So basically on Opening Diebold Source, the Hard Way · · Score: -1

    In the grand scheme of things i think this lies between the HL2 source code theft, and a bag of dorito's I stole in 7th grade. Not gonna do a whole lot of good for anyone anywhere.

  9. Erm on Web Geniuses Or Web Dimwits? · · Score: -1

    Maybe I'm a bit dumb but:

    If user.slashdot.average > 4 Then user.intilligence = 1
    If user.slashdot.average 4 Then user.intilligence = 0
    If user.slashdot.average = -1 Then user.breeding = 0

    I think that might work..(please rate this up or I won't be getting laid according to my own work)

  10. Yup on What Earth Without People Would Look Like · · Score: -1

    Once man leaves the world would heal, and a really just terrific glob of dirt in the middle of space with a bunch of cell's running around eating. No need to improve things, after all! THere better now! Man's gone! whats that? A deadly asteriod is coming towards earth?! WHATS THAT?! Ben Affleck has vanished and now no one can save us!? Well.. At least theres minimal pollution. Cheers mate.

  11. Wow on Microsoft's Guidelines for Customer Privacy · · Score: -1

    This is a lot like Darth Vader exlpaining the diffrence between good and evil.. ..not sure that makes sense.

  12. Mythic on Ask the Warhammer Online Team · · Score: -1

    Mythic: Will this game start when you finish leveling? By that I mean, when you are max level, how long until you run out of content. Take Ultima Online.. the game only starts when you max your character... Wow though, once your char is 60, and his gear is complete.. your done. You won. Heres 5gp.

  13. Wow on Oracle Linux? · · Score: -1

    Here we are again everybody..

    Another company is making some product that has no need to be created.

    Woot.

  14. Ah the french. on French Scientists Link Higher BMI with Lower IQ · · Score: -1

    Ah yes the french... leave it to them to say "The Fatter you are, the dumber you are." This seems more like a Correlation then any actual scientific proof.. Is anyone else getting very sick of "studies" that basically say this: "We noticed that A and B seem to have some kind of realtonship.. They clearly have a cause and effect realtonship!" and then it being presented as fact? Heres my idea to some of the great scientist out there in the world.. If you can't prove a direct realtonship its probaly not true.

  15. Oh god no on Top 10 Web 2.0 Attack Vectors · · Score: 0, Troll

    Please for the love of god, can we just make 1.0 work right? Have we learned NOTHING from Windows?! Windows 3.1, good.. not great. So what happened? "Lets make it 32bit and really roxxor your soxxor!" NOW LOOK AT VISTA! I demand that we elect bush to be in charge of Web 2.0, the only sure way to make it fail.

  16. Wow on Vista RC2: More Refined, But Still Not Perfect · · Score: 1, Funny

    That looks sweet! MAN! Thats gonna kick as- Microsoft made it? Eh, its gonna suck. Fuck gates! HES A MONERY GRUBBING THIEF!!! BASTARD!

  17. Well on North Korea Says It Has Conducted Nuclear Test · · Score: 1

    That was retarded of N. Korea.. "We can defintelly make nukes if you give us enough time world.." So how will the world react? My guess is swiftly and violently in the following fashion: "Fuck you. *BOOM* we won."

  18. So on Wii Will Have an Updatable Linux OS · · Score: 1

    I think the real question is.. will link ride a penquin instead of Epona now?

  19. Wow on Mapping Interior Spaces With Robots And GIS · · Score: 1

    Impressive! This could be very useful in a lot of situations.. Keeping in mind that this is the very generation, there could very well be later generations that could map rooms in mere minutes, and then other ones to map rubble in minutes.. then when disaster strikes, in goes the robots to map stuff out, and people to follow.

    Also.. its one step closer to our favorite person ever made.

    DATA! WOOT!

  20. Shit on Any Prospect of Serenity Sequel Quashed · · Score: 1

    Shit.. back to reality :(

  21. Well on Google in Talks to Buy YouTube · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its funny how every day the lines between google and microsoft blur. If microsoft tried this an unholy hell would be released..

  22. Hmm on Microsoft Piracy Plan Means Concerns for IT · · Score: 0

    Seems to me the problem here is that Windows Vista is in a Cancer center.. I'm sure vista is gonna catch enough virus's without being in a place full of people on kemo and thus have low immune systems..

  23. WTF?! on Geekspeak Baffles Web Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF NUBS?! RTFM!

  24. Wow on No Video Games on School Nights · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I guess when space invaders attack earth I won't be able to help..

    Too bad.. I had my shasta and all rush mix tape ready to go :(

  25. Re:Man.. come on M$ on Vista to Include Stepped up Anti-Piracy Measures · · Score: 0

    Very true, but I meant the support. They shouldn't lower the cost to the customer, just 80$ for the OS and then a few hundred for support costs. Average joe bob customer pays 340$ or whatever the price is now for Vista, but the informed consumer can buy it for 80$ or something.