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What Earth Without People Would Look Like

Raynor writes "Imagine a world without people. What if every human being, all 6.5 billion of us, were suddenly abducted and the planet was left to fend for itself? The planet would heal. 'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,' says John Orrock, a conservation biologist. Pollution would cease being created. It would remain around for many years, CO2 taking as long as 20,000 years to be restored to it's natural level, but will decrease. Even if we were all whisked away and our nuclear reactors melted down, it would have a surprisingly little effect on the planet. Chernobyl gives hope to this end. 'I really expected to see a nuclear desert there,' says Ronald Chesser, an environmental biologist. 'I was quite surprised. When you enter into the exclusion zone, it's a very thriving ecosystem.' In the grand scheme of the world there would be little evidence of our existence at 100,000 years. The most permanent piece is the radio waves we've emitted of the last century. As the article puts it, 'The humbling — and perversely comforting — reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.'"

671 comments

  1. Is He Looking for Volunteers? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If so I'd like to recommend Kim Jong Il

    If they could, the other species we share Earth with would surely vote us off the planet.

    They could try, but we'd be the ones building the voting machines.

    even though buildings will crumble, their ruins - especially those made of stone or concrete - are likely to last thousands of years. "We still have records of civilisations that are 3000 years old," notes Masterton. "For many thousands of years there would still be some signs of the civilisations that we created. It's going to take a long time for a concrete road to disappear. It might be severely crumbling in many places, but it'll take a long time to become invisible."

    Like the ancients, it's how we bury our dead which will be most telling to the next crop of intelligent life to evolve on Earth.

    "They're all in these frames of petrified wood with evidence of metal rails, hinges and nails around them. Do you suppose they spun these things and then suffocated inside them? Or was this some way other creatures stored their food? They couldn't possibly be so vain as to try preserving their bodies after they died, HA HA HA!"

    'The humbling -- and perversely comforting -- reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.'"

    Oh, I dunno. The planet itself might, with the help of perhaps another ice age to drive the remnants of our cities into so much rubble.

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    1. Re:Is He Looking for Volunteers? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Like the ancients, it's how we bury our dead which will be most telling to the next crop of intelligent life to evolve on Earth.

      Burials are certainly a rich source of information but believe it or not some of the most interesting archeological discoveries have come from ancient rubbish dumps.

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    2. Re:Is He Looking for Volunteers? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Redundant
      If they could, the other species we share Earth with would surely vote us off the planet.

      Is this really true? If cockroaches could vote, wouldn't we be just another insignificant but prevalent species to them? Roaches don't give a damn about us, they keep rolling like it's still the age of the dinosaurs.
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    3. Re:Is He Looking for Volunteers? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Is this really true? If cockroaches could vote...

      I think they'd vote for us. There are surely a lot more of them in many cities than in the same area of countryside. Ditto for rats, mice, pigeons; not to mention dogs, cats, goldfish. All our farm animals and plants too, there're certainly more of them and likely on average they're healthier and live longer than in the wild despite being culled and harvested.

  2. Pollution = hurting other people by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "What if every human being, all 6.5 billion of us, were suddenly abducted and the planet was left to fend for itself? The planet would heal."

    This excess anthropomorphising has reached a new heights for slashdrivel.

    We are not hurting the planet with pollution. We are primarily hurting each other. As TFA notes, we have left very few permanent traces on the earth. Pollution is - or ought to be - a tort.

    PS: and we should continue as the dominant species on the planet. If we don't the chimps will take over.
    PPS: and if Mr. Orrock, the writer of the article, thinks that the global demise of the human species is a good idea, I invite him to act locally. Very locally.

    1. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      How about just a world with one of me (heterosexual male) and all women. A short but happy life....

    2. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      When the gender ratio exceeds 3:1 mass situational homosexuality begins to kick in.

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    3. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like in professional sports teams?

    4. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by s20451 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about just a world with one of me (heterosexual male) and all women. A short but happy life....

      When the gender ratio exceeds 3:1 mass situational homosexuality begins to kick in.

      That's not a bug, that's a feature!

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    5. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      So... dinner and a show?

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    6. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by James_Aguilar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like engineering school . . .

    7. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by nizo · · Score: 1

      Sadly you wouldn't see a long line of lovelys all ready and waiting in line; more like a line of doctors with turkey basters. But hey maybe you really have a thing for doctors carryin g turkey basters.

    8. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      When the gender ratio exceeds 3:1 mass situational homosexuality begins to kick in.

      Given some men's propensity for enjoying lesbian porn (but oddly enough not gay porn) this is a problem?

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    9. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It would be a 'feature' if you were talking about bisexuality. Homosexuality includes a lack of interest in the other gender period.

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    10. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe for them, chances are they'd all go dyke if all they had available was you.

    11. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      "Lesbian" porn isn't actual lesbians. The "lesbian" porn designed for straight males is specially designed to make the guy want a threesome. Most of the actresses in that stuff admit to actually being straight. If you saw two actual lesbians doing it you wouldn't think the same thing.

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    12. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Qzukk · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Pollution is - or ought to be - a tort.

      That'd be great, except for having to prove damages. We had a representative of some company write into our paper complaining that more-stringent emissions requirements would destroy their company and that for a particular toxin, even the current level required is "too strict" and cites some numbers indicating that at the current level, only one in a million people will get cancer from their exhaust. How do I sue that company for "increasing my risk of death"? If I'm the unlucky one in a million (our city has 2 million people, so at least I shouldn't die alone), how do I prove that that company's emissions is killing me, as opposed to the other 50000 companies dumping toxins on the ground, in the air, and in the water, and who don't bother to brag about poisoning everyone? Maybe if there was the reverse of a class action lawsuit where I could sue all 50001 companies at once.

      It would be different if it were employees or customers that they were killing, because then I could choose not to buy their products or not to work in their factories, but by killing completely unrelated people with their poisons, the people they are poisoning would not have any economic control over them. Thus, this cannot be solved strictly by a free market situation.

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    13. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're trolling, but how is it odd for a hetero male to enjoy watching two lesbians? You're assuming that every hetero male is opposed to homosexuality. I may not be opposed to it, but I sure as hell don't enjoy watching it!

    14. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by MrDiablerie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We're hurting each other and also other animals and plant life on this planet. How many species of animal and plant have become extinct since man became the dominant species on this planet?

    15. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Robot+Randy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the term was "situational homosexuality". I guess that means if you can't find what you want you take what you can get.

      It would suck (pun intended) but I guess it'd have to do until the 2 women showed up.

    16. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by JoaoPinheiro · · Score: 5, Funny
      When the gender ratio exceeds 3:1 mass situational homosexuality begins to kick in.

      Something tells me it's not a very good idea to hang around slashdot then. :P
    17. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Robot+Randy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somehow the title "Lesbian Spank Inferno" comes to mind.

    18. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if your city has 2 million people, and currently 1 in a million get cancer from their exhaust, that's two people in the city.

      I propose a solution: this representative has to hand over two of his closest family members (wife or children) to be executed in exchange for leaving emissions levels at their current state. If he doesn't think two people are important, let's take away two people from his family.

    19. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It's not odd for a hetero male to enjoy watching lesbians. It's kind of odd that a homophobic male enjoys watching lesbians but is sickened by watching two males together.

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    20. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You laugh, but China's population is seriously unbalanced. There's not enough women for something in excess of twenty percent of China's men. They're either going to have to have a war (a really big one, or one where they sacrifice a lot of troops) or embrace homosexuality because the rest of the world's women don't want them - Chinese men typically do not have much respect for women, it's not exactly a cultural value for them.

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    21. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Hey, be positive... finally an HONEST environmentalist!

      We all know that what they really want is the extinction of mankind, or at least a return to the hunter-gatherer lifestyle. What else can explain their constant protests against corporations, governments, pretty much every energy source known to man, technologies that help farmers, etc?

    22. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by syousef · · Score: 2, Interesting

      slashdrivel - I like that.

      What would the earth be like without people? The fluffy pink ponies and unicorns would come out to play. Won't you plese think of the ponies.

      How is this a slashdot article let alone a front page one? When I think of the stories I submitted that were rejected then think of this one it just annoys me.

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    23. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How many species of animal and plant have become extinct since man became the dominant species on this planet?

      How about before we became the dominant species? Not as sexy a question, is it.

      A fairer question might be "For how many extinct species is mankind responsible?"

    24. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 1

      It depends on the lesbians. I have met plenty of genuine lesbians who were also quite hot. But anyways this is all completely off-topic, so I'll just leave it at that.

    25. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by burndive · · Score: 1

      The irony is that if earth had no people, there would be no one to arbitrarily assign the label "good" to the "natural" (in this case, meaning untouched by humans) state of ecology.

      He postulates alien visitors in 10,000 years coming and finding almost no evidence of us. What do you want to bet that the first thing they do is plop down a few mines and factories.

      Sweet! A free planet!

      If they have space ships, they have a great need for matereals to build them and fuel/parts for thier energy-gathering machines.

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    26. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by grub · · Score: 1


      There's a National Geographic special called China's Lost Girls which talks about this very subject. Available on finer TV torrent sites.

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    27. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When the gender ratio exceeds 3:1 mass situational homosexuality begins to kick in.
      Something tells me it's not a very good idea to hang around slashdot then. :P

      Why not? It's a nice place to hang out, plenty of really cute guys around there!

    28. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one. I just sprayed coffee all over my desk.

      Thanks.

    29. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Maybe if there was the reverse of a class action lawsuit where I could sue all 50001 companies at once.

      Anybody can name any number of respondents in a trial. You don't even need to specify them at the time of file - just specify them as "John Does", so that you can specify them later as you get more information. Get a lawyer, and get started!

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    30. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by PhysSurfer · · Score: 0
      Why is this reactionary comment modded insightful? This should be flamebait:

      PPS: and if Mr. Orrock, the writer of the article, thinks that the global demise of the human species is a good idea, I invite him to act locally. Very locally.


      Where does the writer say that human extinction is a good idea? Nowhere. He doesn't. Why is calling for the death of the writer insightful? This comment is full of hate for those who's views differs from the poster's.

      We are not hurting the planet with pollution. We are primarily hurting each other. As TFA notes, we have left very few permanent traces on the earth. Pollution is - or ought to be - a tort.

      We are not hurting the planet with pollution. We are primarily hurting each other. As TFA notes, we have left very few permanent traces on the earth. Pollution is - or ought to be - a tort.


      Ridiculous. Pollution is primarily hurting humans? Definately not true in terms of fitness, which is the important biological parameter. Think about the number of species that have died, are dying, or will die from pollution and global warming (which stems from pollution). On the other hand, humans continue and will continue to increase in population, despite pollution.
    31. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? I think I'd rather service myself for the rest of my life than have another guy service me.

    32. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      How many species of animal and plant have become extinct before man became the dominant species on this planet?

    33. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the acts themselves and not the people. You don't have ugly porn stars no matter who you're trying to go for.

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    34. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how the acts would be any different.

    35. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      Maybe their values will just start to shift to cope with the circumstances.

    36. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only I had mod points. Any coupling reference deserves props.

    37. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by khallow · · Score: 1

      I propose a solution: this representative has to hand over two of his closest family members (wife or children) to be executed in exchange for leaving emissions levels at their current state. If he doesn't think two people are important, let's take away two people from his family.

      Well frankly, I'm puzzled here. Any company big enough to cause that kind of effect to two million people probably employs a lot of people. I think just based on quality of life arguments (eg, the number of people kept out of poverty) that two people dying slightly prematurely would be a bargain in such a case.
    38. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by rts008 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      They made their bed, let them sleep (or die) in it.
      Their culture dictated that boy's lives were more important than girl's lives, so let them figure out how to deal with it- just the same as the Mormans in Utah (Salt Lake City founded by 167 men, 3-8 (don't remember exactly)women- from a brochure in a motel in SLC- remember that there was more men than women, children, and livestock combined by a HUGE ratio- scary!)

      This is a prime example of a patriarchal(SP?) system gone bad.

      If they take the "Homo" route, so be it. If they take the conquest route (for more women/get rid of excess of men), then nuke them back to the stone age where they belong with that attitude.

      BTW, not afraid of pick-axe handles and machetes, so carry on.

      Not PC enuff?- PC in my books= Personal Computer, not Politically Correct, so carry on to your heart's content.

      Bottom line: make fscked up laws/condtions, then deal with the fallout. We're dealing with this in the USA now.

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    39. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Service you? No nerdboy, you would service US. Now go get me a beer, bitch. And put this wig on....

    40. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      How many species of animal and plant have become extinct since man became the dominant species on this planet?

      Considerably less than have gone extinct from massive volcano eruptions and giant meteors. Not saying we should wipe everything out, but Mother Nature is a bitch and she has a temper. She has thinned the herd more often, and much more harshely than we ever could, in a matter of minutes.

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    41. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but it still sounds like a rather callous thing for the company to say, especially if it's in their power to improve their emissions controls. Should we next decide to eliminate all pollution controls, because companies provide employment to people, and can employ a few more if they don't have to spend money on limiting pollution?

    42. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by fusiongyro · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I can't stand this kind of crap. If more people stood up like you and addressed it for what it is, things would be a lot better.

    43. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Asm-Coder · · Score: 1

      However the Mormon's ratio was quickly corrected by even more immigrants, and if I'm not mistaken, a few years later, women outnumbered the men.

      A small society can compensate by integrating outsiders, however, China will have difficulty doing this because of their culture. Women are nothing to them. Now, women who want to move there, please raise your hands. See the issue. (Interestingly, this subject came up in Decathlon today, where the subject this year is China.)

    44. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      umm, weren't the first mormons were polygamists because the women far outnumbered the men, and a single woman would have a hard time surviving in the fronteer

    45. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by dkleinsc · · Score: 1
      We are not hurting the planet with pollution. We are primarily hurting each other. As TFA notes, we have left very few permanent traces on the earth. Pollution is - or ought to be - a tort.

      Or, in the words of the great George Carlin, "The planet is fine. The *people* are fucked."
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    46. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Dark_MadMax666 · · Score: 1

      uhh no. if we take his numbers only 1 in a million dies from toxins produced by one company. But there is 50000 of those, so 100K will die ,while you cannot do anything with the companies as each one individually claims to only contribute to 1 in a millon deaths.

        And this is the case today - else the coal power plant companies would be in jail for mass murder ( in a millions range).

    47. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I for one welco...

      ahh, forget it.

    48. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by bheilig · · Score: 1
      CO2 taking as long as 20,000 years to be restored to it's natural level, but will decrease.

      Why does the definition of natural always seem to exclude humans? Isn't the CO2 level always at its natural level? The assumption seems to be that humans are not part of the natural order.
    49. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by rts008 · · Score: 1

      According to the brochure in the motel room, it was 167 Men, 3 or 8 women, 13 children, and assorted livestock- draw you own conclusions.

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    50. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you getting this bullshit from? From the media? Where's the proof? Or are you just spewing out stereotypes from a Euro-centric point of view? Are you saying European women have been treated with reverance throughout European history? Perhaps it's a modernization issue and not a cultural one --the further a society advances itself, the better women are treated.

      I can't believe this got modded "Insightful", it just shows how ignorant many people really are.

    51. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by rts008 · · Score: 1

      "umm, weren't the first mormons were polygamists because the women far outnumbered the men, and a single woman would have a hard time surviving in the fronteer"
      WTF you gbeen smoking?
      How about 167 men, 3 or 8 women and some livestck.

      If you don't like that impression that you give to out of state contractors that use your motels/hotels, then change the info on your "founding Salt Lake City" brochures.

      Google it if you don't want to take my word about it.
      Salt lake City=167 women-3-8 men, and assorted livestock- get over it.

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    52. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Most straight men want to see naked women, and do not want to see naked men. Q.E.D.

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    53. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by ChrisMaple · · Score: 0, Troll
      "Where does the writer say that human extinction is a good idea?"

      In the title, "Imagine Earth Without People".

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    54. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Unicorn+Giggles · · Score: 1

      Almost got me, but everyone knows women can't be doctors.

    55. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Nah, I think he means the clergy...

    56. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Not according to the info (brochures) that were in the motel room.

      Full disclosure:

      1.This info was in the brochure in the motel.
      Salt Lake CitY was founded by 167 Men, eithr 3 or 8 women, so many children(7, I think), and so many livestock.
      It was an inbred society, and never changed until modern times.

      Now it is acccepted fact?

      Study your history, then keep posting your BS

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    57. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of this joke:


      A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks to himself, this isn't right, everyone should live in peace. So he stops the bear and rabbit and tells them that if they stop chasing each other he'll give them both three wishes.

      The bear thinks for a second and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the forest were female. Poof, all of them are female. Next the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear looks at the rabbit wondering why he would want a crash helmet.

      The bear thinks for a second making sure he makes a good second wish and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the country were female. Again -- poof -- all the rest became female. Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Now the bear steps back and looks at the rabbit in amazment. How dumb is this rabbit he thinks to himself. All he had to do was wish for money and he could buy all the motorcycles he ever wanted. This has to be the dumbest creature the bear has ever seen, he thinks to himself.

      It is time for the bear's final wish and he takes a second to think and makes sure he doesn't waste it. After a minute he wishes that all the other bears in the whole world were female. And again poof they are all female.

      Next the rabbit puts on his helmet and jumps on the bike. He turns around and smiles. Then he says, ''I wish that that bear is gay.''
    58. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by ksheff · · Score: 1
      That was just the 1st wagon train aka the vanguard company.
      The group consisted of 143 men, including three black slaves and eight members of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, three women, and two children. The train contained 73 wagons, one cannon, 93 horses, 52 mules, 66 oxen, 19 cows, 17 dogs and some chickens, and carried enough supplies to fully provision the group for one year.
      within 6 months there were over 2000 people living in Salt Lake Valley.
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    59. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Don't ask me what I've been smokin', take it up with your own Dept. of Tourism or whatever.
      That was the info in the brochure from your own fscking motels in state.

      Got a problem with that, take it up with Utah- that's where the info come from.

      I did not know shit about Salt Lake CIty(and could care less)- this was in your own brochure in SLC.
      I expect no less than your society than denial from my experience in Utah.
      "Google it" now will not change my experience in Utah when I worked there in 2001, but if it makes you feel better, then go right ahead with unsubstantiated claims now.

      Bottom line: day late- dollar short- let Marie and Donnie Osmand keep your state going- you have nothing left.
      Yeah, I've got a lucritive business that has nothing to do with Utah, and am happy with that.

      "WTF have I been SmoKin?"
      Yeah, lay it all on me- I have broad shoulders-I can take it. Check your own tourism dept, or what the fuck ever they call themselves. But nevermind anyone but yourself, we would not want to upset you- it MAY be politacally incorrect- nevermind the facts.

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    60. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have failed reading comprehension, because nowhere in that title can you infer that the author thinks it's a good idea. All he's asking you to do is imagine. Christ, is this really so hard to get?

    61. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by SlackGirl · · Score: 1

      There were articles a few years ago inviting the reader to imagine what might happen if a Category 5 hurricane hit New Orleans*, but I don't think they were claiming it would be a good thing. Describing =/= advocating. * "Nobody anticipated the breach of the levees," my ass.

    62. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by ccmay · · Score: 1
      It's kind of odd that a homophobic male enjoys watching lesbians but is sickened by watching two males together.

      Not odd at all. From the point of view of a man, the sight of two women pleasing each other sexually tells his reptilian brain that they are sexually receptive, but short of male companionship, and he is likely to get laid. On the other hand, seeing two gay men together tells him he's a late arrival to a sausage fest, and there is no pussy to be had.

      -ccm

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    63. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      According to the brochure in the motel room, it was 167 Men, 3 or 8 women, 13 children, and assorted livestock- draw you own conclusions.

      That was just the scouting party sent ahead to prepare for the main body coming from Nauvoo. Their job was to start getting the area ready for building and farming.

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    64. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      You don't have ugly porn stars no matter who you're trying to go for.

      Two words: Ron. Jeremy.

      Mind you I think he's a strategic choice: put there so you can more easily imagine your imperfect body in his place ...

    65. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

      "This comment is full of hate for those whose views differs from the poster's."

      Nah. Not hate. Contempt perhaps, disgust maybe; but not hate.
      When I hate someone ( which is rare ) then I express the desire that I kill them.
      The post in question merely carries disgust, in which I invite the writer to off himself. ( And even that only under certain conditions )

      In a deep sense, the post does indeed express a great love for the human race, for I am trying to point out exactly which intelligent beings are suffering.
      And that, BTW, is probably what earned the +5 insightful mod.

    66. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Shihar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're hurting each other and also other animals and plant life on this planet. How many species of animal and plant have become extinct since man became the dominant species on this planet?

      Every single species vanishes. Go back far enough and every single species that once was is no longer. Everything goes extinct in the end. I am not advocating wanton destruction, but simply pointing out that the "ideal" of dropping the world into a Ziploc bag and preserving it forever is a completely human desire that evolution and natural selection doesn't give a shit about. All the humans could vanish tomorrow and that still wouldn't prevent every single species on Earth from going extinct at one point or another.

      So, instead of worshipping and unchanging Earth as some quasi-mystical religion, how about we focus on something that matters? We should be preserving our own asses. Part of saving ourselves might very well mean taking a good hard look at how we are changing the planet. Mother Nature does not give two shits if we cook the Earth and will happily (if nature could feel feelings - which it can't) cook up some happily little bacteria that loves CO2 and warm weather. The humans on the other hand might find it getting mighty uncomfortable.

      So screw this quasi-mystical Mother Nature crap. Mother Nature doesn't give a shit about the species of this planet and it doesn't care if all the bunnies die. We are the ones who care. We care if the world becomes inhospitable to us. We should be working to improve the environment not because of some deluded worship of the Earth in its exact current state which is going to pass regardless if we like it or not, but should be working to improve the environment for our own sake.

    67. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 2, Informative

      re: "I did not know shit about Salt Lake City(and could care less)"

      *ahem* -- FYI, the expression is "couldn't care less." Think about it. If you "could care less," that would imply, in fact, that you care a great deal, which is probably not the meaning you were intending.

      This phrase is constantly misspoken by induhviduals, and every so often I spend a few moments of my copious free time correcting them. Congrats, you're today's winner.

      Go ahead, mod me down for being off-topic; I couldn't care less...

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    68. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 1

      I've thought about this issue myself, and there are two further solutions: 1) Polyandry (multiple husbands for each woman) 2) Increasing age disparity between spouses, with younger and younger women getting married off to men, who the government may say must be 27 years old to marry.

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    69. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by ms1234 · · Score: 1

      PPS: and if Mr. Orrock, the writer of the article, thinks that the global demise of the human species is a good idea, I invite him to act locally. Very locally.

      There is a finnish "philosopher" called Linkola who thinks that on earth there should be only 200-300 million people, living in small tribes and trading with each other only what they need.

    70. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by r00t · · Score: 1

      The crazy claim is that endangered species would immediately start to recover.

      One of the most destructive things we did was to transport creatures around the world. Invasive plants occupy space. A place can change from meadow to forest or back, just because of non-native plants. Then there are the animals. Insects kill trees. Fungus from Asia nearly wiped out the American chestnut. Rats eat eggs. The green tree snake wipes out damn near all birds. Fire ants kill tortises by eating the genital region.

      For a damn long time without us, the recently introduced species would continue to wipe things out. Of course, they themselves would be evolving into new and interesting things.

    71. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by masdog · · Score: 1

      Think about the number of species that have died, are dying, or will die from pollution and global warming (which stems from pollution).

      There is no way to know that those same species wouldn't have died out from an Ice Age, volcano eruptions, meteor strikes, or global warming if man wasn't around.

    72. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by masdog · · Score: 1

      It would be a 'feature' if you were talking about bisexuality. Homosexuality includes a lack of interest in the other gender period.

      Hmm...1 man, 3.25 billion women. How is situational homosexuality not a feature in this case?

    73. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      within 6 months there were over 2000 people living in Salt Lake Valley.

      I think I know what they were doing for those 6 months. And who said Christians didn't like sex?

    74. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by stereoroid · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly, and the war will be against the other country in a similar situation: India. Hundreds of millions of young men with no prospects but joining the army...

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    75. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dijo el sabio Salomón
      en el capítulo uno
      que cuando no había mujeres
      los hombres andaban desnudos
                                          (Tito Rodríguez)

    76. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by qazsedcft · · Score: 1

      A small society can compensate by integrating outsiders, however, China will have difficulty doing this because of their culture. Women are nothing to them. Now, women who want to move there, please raise your hands. See the issue. (Interestingly, this subject came up in Decathlon today, where the subject this year is China.)

      Has it not occurred to you that their political system might also have something to do with it? (both the difficulty for men to emigrate and the unwillingness of women to immigrate).

    77. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "Hundreds of millions of young men with no prospects but joining the army..."

      Is that what they're calling call centres now?

    78. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by hey! · · Score: 1

      How about before we became the dominant species? Not as sexy a question, is it.

      Neither question is the right question, as species formation and extinction are part of the ongoing process of evolution.

      The question you should ask is how does the extiction rate compare to that of past epochs?

      The current extinction rate is somewhere between 100x and 1000x the background rate. Since species formation and extinction is a dynamic process, it is possible that the rate may accelerate; E.O. Wilson estimates that the net number of species may be halved in one hundred years. This would be comparable to the Cretaceous / Tertiary extinction event in which dinosaurs became extinct.

      Overall, there would only be a half dozen extinction events in the history of the planet that would be comparable in size. There has never been an event of comparable size in the evolutionary lifespan of our species, or indeed of hominids or even primates. If we allow this to continue, we will be living in a very different world than the one we evolved in or the one we do now.

      However is is true the extinctions will offer in the opportunities for surviving species that are adapted to disturbed ecosystems and have short lifespans/high reproductive rates. In other words we will be living in a world of weeds.

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    79. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by coredog64 · · Score: 0

      This phrase is constantly misspoken by induhviduals, and every so often I spend a few moments of my copious free time correcting them. Congrats, you're today's winner.

      You're the worst kind of grammar Nazi -- the one who can't account for the possibility he may be wrong.

      Both usages are correct. "I couldn't care less" is a statement of fact.
      "I could care less" is a sarcastic remark. So it's down to context to decide which is correct. Given that this is a /. pissing match, I'd say the context supports both as correct.

    80. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by TheCoop1984 · · Score: 1

      So, why not apply this to humans? We're all going to die sometime, so just ignore welfare and get rid of all the hospitals. In fact, we might as well all jump off a bridge now and save everyone the trouble

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    81. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by joshetc · · Score: 1

      Its not odd or homophobic. Its hetero. Thats what hetero means, obviously they will be attracted to the opposite sex and not to the same, possibly as far as disgusted by the same sex.

    82. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Ham_belony · · Score: 0

      The traces I left in the smallest room today aren't permanent and are really hurting other people, why else they come out of it with tears in their eyes.

    83. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Shihar · · Score: 1

      So, why not apply this to humans? We're all going to die sometime, so just ignore welfare and get rid of all the hospitals. In fact, we might as well all jump off a bridge now and save everyone the trouble

      I think you miss the point entirely. "Nature" isn't a human. It doesn't have feelings. It doesn't value large mammals over bacteria. Hell, it doesn't even value bacteria over rocks. It doesn't value anything. Humans value things. One of the things that humans value is human life.

      So, you can certainly go jump off a bridge if you find as much value in your own life as "nature" does (which is none). I personally deeply value human life, especially my own life. I don't need to believe is some quasi-mystical bullshit about "Mother Nature" to find meaning in my own life.

    84. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by kabocox · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but China's population is seriously unbalanced. There's not enough women for something in excess of twenty percent of China's men. They're either going to have to have a war (a really big one, or one where they sacrifice a lot of troops) or embrace homosexuality because the rest of the world's women don't want them - Chinese men typically do not have much respect for women, it's not exactly a cultural value for them.

      Wasn't it Diamond Age that had one organization save all those female infanticides and raise them through cheap nano-tech. I wish that he'd have sequel to that. I would really love to seen the long term social effects as all those geneic Chinese women violently reject every Chinese male and/or most of the traditional male dominated mores of China. If I recall correctly, that female base was all very highly educated and had their own uniform culture. They could turn into a homosexual culture, but I had the feeling that they'd more just marry non-Chinese cultural men. Though that would ironically leave the same problem of a massive sex imbalance in China and extreme competetion for mates. Do you think that China would go to war just to capture females and kill off excess males? Maybe. I've read of alot stupider reasons to go to war. That one actually makes sense.

    85. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that 98% of the species that have EVER EXISTED on planet earth are gone.......aka EXTINCT............

      It matters naught weather man was responsible...........because if it was not man that caused it, it would be something else natural selection, a big ole asteroid hitting the earth or some other disaster or even the passage of time its self......

      Most of the life forms you see right now will ether evolve or go down the path of there for bearers.....extinction weather or not Man is around.......

      Life will either: Adapt to the world we create. Not adapt and go away.........

      Including us as a species, it's just how the universe operates............

    86. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by JOrrock · · Score: 1

      Just to set the record straight -- John Orrock did NOT write the article, as Harmonious states he did. Like Gordon Masterton, Ronald Chesser, Rodney Ewing, David Wilcove, and many others, Orrock was quoted in the article written by a writer from New Scientist magazine.

    87. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I could care less"

      Perhaps he means to say: "I care very little about this now, but if we spend any more time on it, yes, it's possible that I could care less than I do now, remarkable as that may be..."

      (Actually, I'm with the "I couldn't care less" crowd, but I'm trying to be generous here.)

      -greg

    88. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by nasch · · Score: 1
      Perhaps, but it still sounds like a rather callous thing for the company to say, especially if it's in their power to improve their emissions controls.
      It's easy to say that, but you really must look at the consequences. Say it's a power company, and they can improve emissions so that only 1 in 10 million will get cancer. But to pay for that, they have to increase their rates 15%. Sounds great, right? Well now you have a few more poor elderly people who can't afford to run their air conditioner during the hot summer and die in their homes. This happens every summer. So now you've saved somebody from death by cancer in your city, at the the expense of some other lives. I'm not saying this would definitely happen, but we cannot just say "1 in a million is too many! You must do better!" without understanding the implications of doing better.

      There's a very similar situation in medicine. We must do everything possible to keep this patient alive on the slim chance that they might survive and even lesser chance they could lead a normal life afterwards. Even if those millions of dollars we're spending on that person could save 10 other lives somewhere else.
    89. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      They made their bed, let them sleep (or die) in it.

      ...

      Not PC enuff?- PC in my books= Personal Computer, not Politically Correct, so carry on to your heart's content.

      First of all, if you knew anything about me, you'd know that I am anti-PC, and I don't mean personal computer. I grew up in Santa Cruz and in classic form I rebelled against prevailing social attitudes. In most of the country those attitudes are like yours - ignorant and isolationist. In Santa Cruz they're the other extreme, bleeding heart bullshit. Both views are essentially utter failings because they ignore the rational, moderate path.

      Second of all, as I alluded to in my prior paragraph, your view is simple ignorance. China's population is 1,313,973,713 (July 2006 est.) (https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geo s/ch.html) A little more detail from the same source: 0-14 years: 20.8% (male 145,461,833/female 128,445,739) 15-64 years: 71.4% (male 482,439,115/female 455,960,489) 65 years and over: 7.7% (male 48,562,635/female 53,103,902) (2006 est.) So of people of marryin' age in China, there's a surplus of 26,478,26 men. That's more people than died in the U.S. Civil War, WWI, WWII, the Viet Nam war and the Korean war combined. In a war of attrition in which China suffered twice the casualties that anyone else did, they'd still win.

      Meanwhile, when the youngsters grow up, that's another 26 million unattached men to deal with.

      If you think that's not going to affect anyone but China, you are not thinking.

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    90. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      A fairer question might be "For how many extinct species is mankind responsible?"

      Well the Saddam Hussein and his Iraqi regime were responsible for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs, or at least that's what I overheard in the White House the other day, so there's a lot right there.

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    91. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by PhysSurfer · · Score: 1

      There is no way to know that those same species wouldn't have died out from an Ice Age, volcano eruptions, meteor strikes, or global warming if man wasn't around.

      What do you mean by this comment? Of course there's no way to know. Does that mean that we shouldn't try to stop it? Your argument is like saying we shouldn't swerve to avoid the old lady we are about to hit with our car, because if we weren't there she might have got hit by another car anyway (or had a heart attack). Either way, the fact that it's possible they may have died anyway doesn't absolve us of responsibility to act. Your argument is ludicrous.

      In terms of probability, you can definately say that the probability is low that we would have had the same kind of die off without man around. We are currently undergoing a mass extinction, the kind that the world hasn't seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs, which was most likely the result of a meteor. What is the probability that we would have had another such strike if man hadn 't been around, resulting in a similar die off this century? Approximately zero. As far as I know, humans haven't prevented any asteroid or meteor strikes. Since that's the only thing that has caused similar mass extinctions to the one we have now, I can say with definity that you are wrong, that odds are these species wouldn't have died out without man around.

      Instead of making up these bogus arguments so you can continue your irresponsible lifestyle, do some research. You might learn something and become a better person.

    92. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by aevans · · Score: 1

      actually, they just didn't want to go out with you.

    93. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by aevans · · Score: 1

      Apparently that was the first party. You know. The explorers. Columbus crossed the ocean blue with even fewer women.

    94. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by aevans · · Score: 1

      Unless by sarcasm, you mean faking stupidity and/or ignorance of the engrish langrage, it's not sarcasm.

    95. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by aevans · · Score: 1

      How would multiple husbands for each woman work? If you're fucking her ass, you're not much improved over homosexuality, and potentially 9 months of every year she'll be pregnant with only one husband, who'll be looking for sex while she's out of commission.

    96. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what world can't you have any sex when pregnant? Or did your wife tell you that? I get it you must suck really bad in bed...

    97. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by aevans · · Score: 1

      So the claim is that man is (at least tangentially) responsible for the extinction of upwards of 700 species, over all time (including ice age species whose extinction may or may not have been affected by mankind.) And you think that in the next 100 years we'll get rid of thousands more species, now that we are aware that it can happen and take measures to prevent it (when desirable)? Nevermind the thousands that have extincted themselves without our help.

    98. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by coredog64 · · Score: 1
      http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/ g09.html
      There are other American English expressions that have a similar sarcastic inversion of an apparent sense, such as Tell me about it!, which usually means 'Don't tell me about it, because I know all about it already'. The Yiddish I should be so lucky!, in which the real sense is often 'I have no hope of being so lucky', has a similar stress pattern with the same sarcastic inversion of meaning as does I could care less.
      (emphasis mine)
    99. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 1

      mmmmm... well, OK. I'll concede that there's a slim, very remote chance the original poster might have been intending to speak sarcastically. But I really don't think sarcastic inversion applies to the vast majority of the "could care less" crowd.

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    100. Re:Pollution = hurting other people by khallow · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but it still sounds like a rather callous thing for the company to say, especially if it's in their power to improve their emissions controls.

      That's why they usually don't say that. But callous or not, if it's better for overall quality of life to not improve emissions controls then why are we doing it?

      Should we next decide to eliminate all pollution controls, because companies provide employment to people, and can employ a few more if they don't have to spend money on limiting pollution?

      No. There are clear problems with externalities from pollution. In the US, prematurely ended a youngish human life through no fault of their own and with no consideration of their economic worth is at least a million dollars (let's say two million dollars is the decided cost) in the courts. So crudely, if pollution causes the loss of two innocent lives, then that's four million dollars in harm imposed on third parties by the current level of pollution coming from the business. Tax the company at this rate. Assuming that deaths inflicted scale with pollution, then halving the rate of pollution would save the company two million dollars.

      The company isn't actually doing anything wrong legally by polluting (although extremely uncontrolled pollution is probably at least gross negligence). And as I noted, it may indeed be doing extremely valuable work that employs many people. Rather than a central body mandating what level of pollution a company may emit, I think it's better to determine the harm caused by a certain level of pollution and then create a market for pollution credits. Companies that really need to pollute buy more credits.
  3. The thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thought of no humans gives you environmentalists huge chubbies, doesn't it? Perhaps you'd rather they be eaten by lions instead of being abducted into space?

  4. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,'

    But for what purpose? That's like never opening a package, so it never gets finished.

    Who would even appreciate it? Is the Earth something so deistic and magical that's its mere existence is good enough by itself? Or, is some alien race (no doubt evilly destroying their own planet) going to come by and appreciate its pristine beauty?

    The planet is here, and we are using it. We are becoming better, and making it more capable. To say that to conserve, take notice, and be proactive, to make it last longer, is not only true, but it is helpful. To say, however, that if we were gone it would be better, is an unproven theory, and would remain unproven, being noone would be here to care.

    Growth takes a toll somewhere. But not for naught. The Earth is here for us, and we have made quite some progress based on her resources. There's no reason to replace our pride with some pessimistic view that promotes nihilism in some strange way.

    1. Re:Moo by dan828 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, did you not find it amusing that during the course of all of this speculation about what would happen on the earth without humans, the guy makes the point that he was totally wrong in his thoughts about what the area around Chernobyl would be like?

      The guy basically tells us that his predictions about ecosystems are for crap anyways, so why the heck should we listen to his current one?

    2. Re:Moo by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Very good point. Its kind of hard to define the concept of "better" without humans. Better for the animals? Maybe, in the sense that there might be more of them. Better for the plants? Well, they don't have brains so I have a hard time seeing how they care one way or the other. Better in some Darwinian sense? This guy didn't really seem to think through his premise.

    3. Re:Moo by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Life on Earth generally got along just fine for several billion years without humans. I can't exactly say that we've done life on earth any good by driving more species to extinction, more than any other thing save (IIRC) about six major extinction disasters in Earth's history.

      The Earth is here for us

      It would be accurate to say that the Earth is here, but to say it is here for a specific species is a bit much because that's an unprovable claim as far as anyone can tell. For example, we might just be here simply because the circumstances happened to be right, or if you say Earth was placed here or made through some intelligent process, how do you know that it wasn't made for whatever species that will replace us?

    4. Re:Moo by urbanradar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Growth takes a toll somewhere. But not for naught. The Earth is here for us, and we have made quite some progress based on her resources. There's no reason to replace our pride with some pessimistic view that promotes nihilism in some strange way.

      That's not really a nihilistic view, though. The nihilistic view on the issue would be, "It doesn't matter whether humanity survives and it doesn't matter what condition the planet is in, since everything is fundamentally meaningless".

    5. Re:Moo by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      The guy basically tells us that his predictions about ecosystems are for crap anyways, so why the heck should we listen to his current one?

      I know me and you never make mistakes in our field, but most people, even non-idiots, actually are wrong once in a while. It's weird. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself. The worst part is that being wrong once doesn't always make a person wrong in the future. How much does that suck? It's almost as though you can't draw a pattern from one data point.

    6. Re:Moo by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think its interesting for other reasons as well. The parent is correct in that the author does indeed discredit his own ability to predict enviornmental impact in an artical about the very subject but the point he makes about Chernobyl is a bit off base as well.

      Chernobyl was a very minor nuclear disaster as the potential for nuclear disasters goes. The Russians basically got very lucky that when the thing went up and blew the cap off the reactor, said cap happend to land more or less back where it was supposed to be. The incided also did not do much damage to the cement shell of the plant either. Basically most of the radiation has been confined to the pant itself and the reactor, very little got out compared to what might have been. I saw a nova sepecial on it once. They indicated that the radiation levels inside where almost 100 times what they are just outside the door. If other meltdowns happen other places there is no reason at all to think those folks would be as lucky interms of damage confinement and by extension no reason to think those areas would not become nuclear deserts.

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    7. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks.

      The excessive nihilism of your outlook is truly gobsmacking. You witness a scene involving some of the countless beautiful life-forms on our planet, and you think there is no value in it whatsoever other than that contributed by your own witnessing? What an appallingly unrealistic, deadening (not to mention dead), autistic picture of the world you have. You need to read some crits of Descartes!

      Above all, of course, your view is monstrously egoistic.

    8. Re:Moo by naasking · · Score: 1

      So instead of simply being incorrect about the effects of radiation on the local ecosystem, he was ignorant of the facts surrounding Chernobyl entirely. The latter is far worse IMO, because if he's spouting off without even basing his speculations on the proper facts, then his speculations are pure fantasy and he loses all credibility.

    9. Re:Moo by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
      That's like never opening a package, so it never gets finished.
      There's got to be Shrodinger's Cat joke in here somewhere...
    10. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or not...
      -open the box, collapse the wavefunction, then we'll know!

    11. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth is here for us

      The Earth is here. We are here. There's no "for" implied by those two facts.

    12. Re:Moo by khallow · · Score: 1

      If other meltdowns happen other places there is no reason at all to think those folks would be as lucky interms of damage confinement and by extension no reason to think those areas would not become nuclear deserts.

      That is assuming that the nuclear plant can cause a meltdown. Chernobyl was after all one of the scarier designs in the USSR. Most of those have been phased out. I gather there are still a number of nuclear plants out there capable of such a feat, but most designs are far safer than the graphite based reactors like Chernobyl. Let us also note that Japan experienced two fission bombs, neither which lead to a "nuclear desert".
    13. Re:Moo by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Funny

      the radiation levels inside where almost 100 times what they are just outside the door.

      All those inverse-square laws o' physics come in handy sometimes.

    14. Re:Moo by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Soviets were very lucky with Chernnbyl, and they knew it from experience. Back in 1957, a waste storage plant at Mayak, near Chelyabinsk, blew up in a non-nuclear explosion estimated at 75 tons of TNT, contaminating hundreds of square miles. From what I've heard, the site was visible on the Landsat photos as a dead spot surrounded by biomass. It's much more dangerous to pass through that region today than it is to visit Ground Zero at either Hiroshima or Nagasaki and will probably be so for decades if not centuries.

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    15. Re:Moo by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It would be accurate to say that the Earth is here, but to say it is here for a specific species is a bit much because that's an unprovable claim as far as anyone can tell.


      Lacking any other species to challenge us on the point, the earth is here for us. If some intelligence created it for us, it's ours. If some intelligence created it for a species that will follow, then that will happen someday and there's nothing we can do about it. If it's just random luck that the planet exists, then all species are free to use it as they see fit and there is nothing morally superior about refraining from using it so that some other inferior species can benefit. It's almost like we are so arrogant that we know better than "survival of the fittest."

      In short, I don't see any scenario where I should feel compelled to think that we do not have a right to exist and use our planet to the extent we see fit. We should do what is in our own best interest. If there is evidence that we'd be better off using sticks and stones and returning to a hunter/gatherer existince, that'd be interesting. So far as I know, no such evidence exists. After all, how would we ever be able to give free healthcare to the {insert your favorite number here} million uninsured Americans if we were all hunting and gathering? Ironically, it's generally the same group of people that think that everyone should have free healthcare that, directly or indirectly, think we should return to some pre-industrial that would make such healthcare impossible.

      Oh, that's right... all our medical ills can be solved with marijuana... My bad.

    16. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But for what purpose? That's like never opening a package, so it never gets finished. Who would even appreciate it? Is the Earth something so deistic and magical that's its mere existence is good enough by itself?
      Is the humankind something so deistic and magical that's its mere existence is good enough by itself?
    17. Re:Moo by moosesocks · · Score: 1
      Chernobyl was after all one of the scarier designs in the USSR. Most of those have been phased out.


      You're right that the RBMK reactor design that Chernobyl was based around is inherently dangerous (ie. if the coolant is removed, the reaction will continue to occur unless drastic countermeasures are implemented).

      You are wrong, however, in assuming that the design's been phased out. According to Wikipedia, 13 RBMK reactors were built. Four have been shut down, and another is scheduled to be retired in 2010 (one of the other reactors at Chernobyl actually operated until 2000). The scary bit is that another's still being built. It's going to be awhile before they're all gone.
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    18. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, even if the Earth is gone, we still have Heaven.

    19. Re:Moo by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      they should have put another couple of rows of doors around the place then... apparently doors are very effective at reducing radiation levels...

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    20. Re:Moo by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      ...the guy makes the point that he was totally wrong in his thoughts about what the area around Chernobyl would be like?

      I'd like to know exactly who predicted that Chernobyl was going to turn into an Eden. I think that surprised everyone because such sudden removal of modern human presence on a large scale isn't exactly frequent. Hence, I think you're judging his argument unfairly, because it was a default to what everyone else said before, and now his thinking has diverged for whatever reason.

      Lesson learned: nature can endure a disaster like Chernobyl better than daily human encroachment on habitat.

    21. Re:Moo by Loquis · · Score: 1
      The Earth is here for us

      Not for much longer, that bypass is coming

  5. I always like a challenge. by tfinniga · · Score: 1
    'The humbling -- and perversely comforting -- reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.'

    Not if I can help it!

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    1. Re:I always like a challenge. by ShadoHawk · · Score: 0

      After boldly attempting to carve my name into the moon and being thwarted but The Tick, I have decided to the reverse! I am going to take a laser to the moon and carve my name into every continent on the planet. Good luck trying to stop me, Chariface Chippendale

  6. Humans are Entropy by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,'
    What's sad about that? Do you cry every night knowing that the time you spent in your house added to its deterioration?

    You can view this as we are abnormalities in our ecosystem. We are atypical organisms living beyond what we are supposed to.

    Or you can acknowledge that if other organisms were intelligent enough to make their existence better for them (at the expense of others), they would. That's one of the laws of nature and we're just reverting back to our primal instincts. Now, we're fairly civil and modest in reproducing and killing, so we're a bit better than the animals in that respect. If we chose to acknowledge that we're destroying earth for the rest of the organisms, it would probably be both civil and intelligent. Unfortunately, about half of us don't give a shit. Well, that's what we deal with.

    Every organism is in competition for resources with every other organism in some way. A symbiosis rarely occurs and when it does, it's usually forced (humans raising cattle for milk).

    Is there any scenario we can reach where we won't destroy the environment?

    Probably not but, in my opinion, humans are entropy.

    The humbling - and perversely comforting - reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.
    And, if you acknowledge the very long history of the earth, we are remarkably new to the earth. The dinosaurs had a longer reign and they are forgotten with the exception of their bones.
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    1. Re:Humans are Entropy by iocat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      We're not abnormalities. We were created by the eco-system. Then we gamed the (eco)system and beat it. Think our lack of fur makes us unable to survive ice-ages or cold climates? Fuck you, eco-system, we're going to kill some animals and wear their fur! No wings? Fuck you, eco-system, we're making planes! No gills? Again, fuck you eco-system, we're busy evolving Jacques Cousteau and a crazy machine that lets us breathe underwater! Antibiotics -- win for us. Language -- win for us. Brains filled with the ability to learn -- win for us. Crazy-ass opposable thumbs -- win for us. Neil Armstrong -- win for us.

      We're the winners. We rule. As a species, we're at the top of every single food chain on earth, local irregularities notwithstanding (for instance, I would not try to argue this point with a bear, shark or tiger). As long as, as a species, we act smart, we're likely to stay there. That means being responsible, not wrecking things for the next generation, conserving what we have, acting sustainably, and if needed, figuring how to removing unstable elements and memes from our global society (religious fundementalists, dictators with nukes and itchy trigger fingers, etc.). (Oh, and figuring out how to get off this rock long term, so we can beat the sun at its "burn out after a billion years" game too.)

      You're free to disagree with me, but I like being on the winning team as a species. I am much happier as a videogame-enjoying human than I would be as an anonymous ferret or weasel or whatever.

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    2. Re:Humans are Entropy by GrahamCox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We are atypical organisms living beyond what we are supposed to

      "Supposed to" as decided by whom? Like any evolved creature, we just do what we can to maximise our own advantage, without any real consideration of the consequences. Then, if a certain route turns out to be sufficiently disadvantageous, we modify our behaviour accordingly. Nothing is ever thought through properly because a) we don't know enough facts to make prediction possible, b) our brains are not sophisticated enough to do it and b) the system is chaotic in the mathemeatical sense anyway, so maybe it just cannot be predicted.
      Basically, we push until it gets fucked up, then the balance is shifted in favour of some other behaviour, or perhaps even another species. It's what has always happened, and it's what will always happen. The planet and its ecosystems don't "care", it just IS.

      Didn't you hear? We just jumped out of a tree.

    3. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're free to disagree with me, but I like being on the winning team as a species. I am much happier as a videogame-enjoying human than I would be as an anonymous ferret or weasel or whatever.

      Ah ha! So, you're not a lawyer!

    4. Re:Humans are Entropy by Cesa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We're not abnormalities. We were created by the eco-system. Then we gamed the (eco)system and beat it.

      Say that again next time mother nature sends a hurricane, tornado etc. Or even worse, a large asteroid. I would say we are quite vunerable, and that won't change until we have settlements on other celestial bodies that are (or could become) self-sufficient.

    5. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then we gamed the (eco)system and beat it.

      We won by finding the cheat code.
      And we'll keep entering new codes until we find one that crashes the system.
    6. Re:Humans are Entropy by PixelScuba · · Score: 1

      +5 Hilariously Insightful

    7. Re:Humans are Entropy by bluewhale · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I don't understand, why do we have to come up with arguments that belittle us all the time. As a species I say we kicked ass BIG time. Humanity is the ONLY hope for life, hope to move to another planet or even a new solar system in a million years. who knows. If it's not for us all the plants and animals would just die burning to hell when the sun becomes a red-giant asshole http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun#Life_cycle/ in about 4 billion years.

      And if it's not been for us the earth would be greener, less polluted and all the glaciers wouldn't be melting now. So? who cares? There won't be anyone to appreciate it. All the life forms would be busy killing each other and reproducing. No man-kind and life will just die away in a few billion years.

      The problem lies in realising our importance and getting our act together and trying to figure out a way out of earth and not ending up bombing the whole planet to death.

    8. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I'm completely of the opinion we should use the earth for all it's worth and then move on to the rest of the galaxy and then the rest of the universe. What's the point otherwise? The fact that the eco-system on Earth isn't responding very well to the demands we place on it is a wake up call for certain but it isn't the wake up call all the environmentalists have been whining and going on and on about. I'm pretty sure we'll say fuck you global warming as well. So it isn't a wake up call to try and use less, and be more eco-friendly and leave within the limited means that planet Earth can provide. It's a wakeup call that the Earth won't be sufficient in the long run and we'd best start expanding into the cosmos. Humans as a rule don't sit around wondering how they can leave the least impact on their environment and are merely happy to survive. Humans have always modified their environment to suit them and that isn't going to change. So stop whining about global warming and start researching interstellar travvel.

    9. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Then we gamed the (eco)system and beat it.
      That's a rather arrogant statement to make.

      The point is we still don't understand what we're doing. Humans figure things out as we go along. We try something and see what happens.Hell, people haven't really been thinking about science for very long (all knowledge is in the Bible, right?), so to say we've 'figured it out and beaten it' is a stretch at best.
      The second stage of learning is to realise you don't know what's going on. My guess is that you're like the rest of us and don't realise you don't know what's going on.

      You shouldn't see it as 'on the winning side' against nature, as that's basically like fighting yourself. Could you honestly survive in the wilderness without all your creature comforts, gadgets and microwave meals? Even though we're 'more advanced', is that what will enable you personally to survive? If we've got everything under control, how the fuck do you explain the fact that Hurricane Katrina even made landfall, never mind the humanitarian aftermath?

      I'm afraid that I find that your comments reek of vanity, which is not a particularly attractive trait.

    10. Re:Humans are Entropy by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Funny
      We're the winners. We rule. As a species, we're at the top of every single food chain on earth...

      No, we're not--we're only the third most intelligent species on earth. The dolphins, of course, are the second most intelligent species on earth (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_hiker's_guide_t o_the_galaxy).
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    11. Re:Humans are Entropy by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a rather arrogant statement to make.

      It's a statement of fact.

      Could you honestly survive in the wilderness without all your creature comforts, gadgets and microwave meals?

      Unless he suffers from a few ailments that would be certain death in a low-tech environment, he can. The key is that he doesn't have to.

      Even though we're 'more advanced', is that what will enable you personally to survive? If we've got everything under control, how the fuck do you explain the fact that Hurricane Katrina even made landfall, never mind the humanitarian aftermath?

      I don't see the point. It was cheaper to do what happened (ie, move everyone out of the way) rather than attempt to divert a hurricane. Several hundred thousand people moved out of the way in under three days notice, pretty much. If New Orleans' government hadn't screwed up so badly, it probably would be another inconvenience like most hurricanes. Even if Katrina had hit directly as a category 5 hurricane and washed the place out, they could always rebuild the city there or somewhere else.
    12. Re:Humans are Entropy by dingoballs · · Score: 1

      I believe in technology, but I don't believe in the massive hubris that technology gives us the right to behave like conquerors. I feel sorry for the other life forms on this planet, having to deal with us as neighbours. We have gone beyond survival and being the winning team to being bullies and cowards on a grand scale. We poison the planet so that executives can play golf on unreal lawns and lazy people can vegetate in front of TV screens. Meanwhile, people who claim to know the mind of God murder and torture in the name of righteousness. We're entropy alright: disorder, uncertainty and leveling, which gets worse every day. I doubt that this is something to be proud of.

    13. Re:Humans are Entropy by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      We rule. As a species, we're at the top of every single food chain on earth, local irregularities notwithstanding (for instance, I would not try to argue this point with a bear, shark or tiger).

      Even there, your point still stands. Spear fishing, anyone? .30-06? .44 Magnum? In reality, bears, sharks, and tigers ain't got nothin' on decent technology, be it depth charges or grenade launchers (I've always wanted to go deer hunting with an area of effect weapon). Humans 1, Dumb Critters 0.

    14. Re:Humans are Entropy by khallow · · Score: 1

      Say that again next time mother nature sends a hurricane, tornado etc. Or even worse, a large asteroid. I would say we are quite vunerable, and that won't change until we have settlements on other celestial bodies that are (or could become) self-sufficient.

      Hurricanes and tornados are solved problems. We bury the dead and rebuild. A large asteroid would be another matter. But is there really that much point to speculating on events that unlikely? I simply don't get the point of claiming we need to colonize space because there is a really small chance of a really bad natural disaster. To be blunt, colonization merely to avoid an extremely improbably form of doom isn't going to justify its cost. After all, one could build far cheaper refuges on Earth combined with an asteroid detection and deflection program that needs no human presence in space.

      Instead, if you're going to mention disasters that are far more likely to occur, start with human made disasters. Eg, nuclear war, plague, political tyranny and social stagnation, collapse of society. You know the kind of thing that has happened before and has a good chance of occuring again within someone's lifetime. If human society gets reset by some human-induced disaster a few centuries after it goes hi tech, then that's a good reason to aggressive enter space. After all, you might only have a window of a few decades in which to do it before humanity on Earth gets reset again to a point where they can't sustain space endeavors for perhaps centuries or longer.
    15. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, we're parasites.

    16. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone that doubts that we are the most perfect example of life has obviously forgotten entirely about one thing: Chuck Norris.

    17. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't see the point. It was cheaper to do what happened (ie, move everyone out of the way) rather than attempt to divert a hurricane.

      Exactly. Also note it is always easier to cause massive destruction than prevent it. If we indeed assume the view of nature as an entity, I'd argue we outstrip it in destructive capability by orders of magnitude.
    18. Re:Humans are Entropy by Profound · · Score: 1

      We're intelligent species, that's great. But in global timelines, we've only just become so.

      Maybe instead of the only intelligent species, we should have been the first of many? But if we keep going like we are, we'll never know. Wouldn't that be terribly lonely?

      A tool-using ape doesn't have real intelligence if the machines of reasonable complexity he builds cost the incredible biological machines which took millions of years to evolve. We've been to the moon, but wiped out thousands of species on the earth. Every beautiful biological system destroyed is an irreparable loss, which would you rather have, a world of cans of fly spray, or of spider webs?

    19. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're not abnormalities. We were created by the eco-system. Then we gamed the (eco)system and beat it.

      um... does the ecosystem have intent, because if not then I don't see what there is to beat. To put it another way: if we really are products of the ecosystem then WHATEVER we do is natural. Which is why, if this is true, environmentalism and it's ilk is such a crock.

      (of course, I don't think we're products of the ecosystem)

    20. Re:Humans are Entropy by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The idea of destroying the environment displays a lack of understanding of the words being used. The environment is not like a piece of lumber which is gone if you burn it. The environment is what is around us. Shave the world bald as a cue ball and there's still an environment; it hasn't been destroyed, it's just been severely degraded for human purposes. And human purposes are all that matter.

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    21. Re:Humans are Entropy by dabraun · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think it would be at all in our best interests as a species for there to be other intelligent species on this planet. We'd kill them or they'd kill us. The odds of us ending up peaceful with one another are about as good as the palastinians and isralies living in harmony.

    22. Re:Humans are Entropy by quanticle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with most of your points, but, I do have to point out one exception:

      Antibiotic resistant microbes: Win for ecosystem.

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    23. Re:Humans are Entropy by Profound · · Score: 1

      Well good thing the man keeps the dolphin down!

    24. Re:Humans are Entropy by BigBadRich · · Score: 1
      Think our lack of fur makes us unable to survive ice-ages or cold climates? Fuck you, eco-system


      I want "Fuck you, eco-system" on a t-shirt.


      Take that, tofu-munching hippie scum! Witness the belligerent disdain I have for the planet. Muhahahah!!!!

    25. Re:Humans are Entropy by zzottt · · Score: 0

      well done man.. I enjoyed that rant!

    26. Re:Humans are Entropy by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      You forget that humanity's biggest enemy is not nature but humanity itself.

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    27. Re:Humans are Entropy by The+Man · · Score: 1
      There's an important flaw in your reasoning, however. There were no humans 10 million years ago, nor anything really close. If you want to take issue with my assertion about the state of life on earth at that time, let's be even safer and say there were *definitely* no humans or anything vaguely resembling us 80 million years ago. If every human suddenly died but the rest of the life forms on the planet were unaffected, it's entirely possible that one or more other species with characteristics similar to humans would evolve sometime in the next 80 million years. It's even possible that humans would re-evolve; there is no particular reason to think that the conditions which were favourable to our traits have changed significantly since the branch leading to humans split from our nearest extant relatives. Of course, there's no way to know exactly what would follow humans or when or whether another species we would characterise as "intelligent" would evolve. But given the billion-plus years left in which the sun will have substantially the same luminosity it does today, it seems not too unlikely that at least one more go-round of intelligent life would occur; after all, a billion years ago multicellular life was a novelty. Now, as for scenarios that kill off every last (breeding pair of) human without harming other life, those are hard to come by: any natural disaster large enough to kill all humans would surely damage other life forms as well, and man-made disasters would either fail on small scales (war, collapse of agriculture) or be devastating to other organisms (nuclear winter, runaway greehouse warming). The best bet is probably on something like AIDS - a human-specific disease with high contagion and fatality rates. Whether this extinction scenario is plausible is difficult to know; it strikes at the very heart of selection.

      I'm in no way convinced that Earthbound life needs humans to survive. It certainly seems likely that it requires intelligence to do so in the long run, but it's unclear whether humans (or our direct descendents) are the intelligent life form that can or will act as the agency of that survival. We're the best thing going right now, certainly, but it's unclear that we are actually capable of providing for the long-term survival of any Earthbound species on any celestial body other than Earth, and it's highly doubtful that we have the capacity to successfully transport life forms capable of breeding to any other star system. We may well develop - through some combination of learning and evolution - some or all of those capabilities, but it's also possible that we will fail to do so even if we do survive. Note that there is no compelling evidence that any other species anywhere has mastered these techniques. There is no obvious selective bias toward life forms capable of interstellar travel, nor is there any reason to believe there will ever be. This is especially true given that an individual born with the necessary mental capabilities must also have some more direct and immediate advantage in survival and reproduction in order to supplant those without them and eventually construct interstellar vessels (unless, of course, it turns out that such a vessel could be constructed by - or even *be* - a single such individual). The environmental conditions which would cause life to become successively more difficult on a particular planet would not necessarily bias selection in favour of greater intelligence but rather toward greater resistance to heat, cold, or whatever other conditions we expect will accompany the sun's eventual demise. It's also unclear that this demise will occur slowly enough that, even if intelligence were a preferred trait under those conditions, it would have time to evolve to the necessary level. In short, while your theory is certainly reasonable if one supposes that no significant changes will occur in Earthbound life forms prior to the onset of conditions incompatible with every extant species' survival, that supposition is unlikely to verify. Even if it

    28. Re:Humans are Entropy by NexFlamma · · Score: 1

      I'm wicked pissed that I don't have any current mod points because this is one of the most clever, insightful posts, I've ever read on Slashdot. Well done!

      No, that was not sarcasm.

    29. Re:Humans are Entropy by masdog · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of the only intelligent species, we should have been the first of many? But if we keep going like we are, we'll never know. Wouldn't that be terribly lonely?

      Who says we're not the next in a long line of intelligent species that have occupied this planet? There are 65 million years between us and the dinosaurs, and they ruled for over a hundred million years. It seems likely that there could have been an intelligent species that developed amongst them as well as many between their extinction and our rise.

    30. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-fucking-cisely.

      I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!

    31. Re:Humans are Entropy by Dasher42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, you're happily dependent on infrastructure based on rapidly dwindling resources, living in a largely simulated world. When was the last time the power went out for a week where you're at?

      Somehow, I can't consider consumption of the world to the point of widespread destruction "winning", but some people never get past just counting the frags.

    32. Re:Humans are Entropy by huge+colin · · Score: 1
      When was the last time the power went out for a week where you're at?
      I can honestly say that I've never been without electric power for a week in my entire life. This achievement is mainly due to the fact that our species kicks so much ass.
    33. Re:Humans are Entropy by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      There are thousands of exceptions. The idea that we have a full enough understanding of the ecosystem to declare victory is preposterous.

      The truth of the matter is that in most developed countries we have been able to erect a wall between us and certain death, with waste treatment and clean water and the like. There are very many places in this world where the population is holding on by a much thinner thread. Right now, far away from my clean office with its bottled water and filtered air, there is a person halfway through the process of pulling a parasitic worm through a hole they cut in another person's skin, an extremely painful process that will take several weeks to finish. The worm is one of many parasites these two people deal with every day, and we have yet to figure out how to eradicate any of them.

      I read the original post and imagine myself standing there taking a photo, wearing a "Mission Accomplished" shirt with a graphic of a human putting the final nail in a coffin containing all the things that want to kill us. After the photo I get on a jet that gets me back home in time to eat a nice dinner of fresh scallops trucked 400 miles overland and Japanese seaweed from halfway across the globe. The jet and the dinner help me actually believe that my shirt is correct and keep me from having to face the fact that in trade for my current state of smugness about how wonderfully powerful I am, every single inch of progress we make against the elements comes at the cost of thousands of lives, from the people who froze to death in the middle of the wilderness that used to be where my office sits to the ones currently having their insides liquefied by some bacteria we haven't figured out how to stop.

      But the progess is encouraging.

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    34. Re:Humans are Entropy by yarbo · · Score: 1

      "A symbiosis rarely occurs and when it does, it's usually forced (humans raising cattle for milk). "

      Symbioses happen all the time! Parasites are everywhere. Viruses can't live on their own. Humans raising cattle for milk isn't even novel, ants raise aphids and feed them and then milk them for honeydew. It's even widely believed that mitochondria were once separate organisms that merged with other cells due to a symbiotic relationship.

    35. Re:Humans are Entropy by iocat · · Score: 1
      No, you need to read the second part of my post. To continue to win, we need to act smart, and use our giant brains to get smarter. Someone referenced bacteria-resistant microbes. Others mentioned extinction level events, including humanity being retarded towards its own survival (see: death-cult religious fanatics, crazed dictators with nukes), volcanoes, asteroids, etc. These are all challenges we need to overcome, and there will be more.

      But I'd argue that we were winning even before the dawn of recorded history (see: humanity figuring out how to survive -- and thrive -- in Europe during the ice ages, agriculture, language, figuring out how to cut parasites out of our friends, etc.), so comments about my personal ability to survive without power don't carry much weight. The industrial age is rad -- I enjoy its fruits -- but that's not why we've won, or the "win condition."

      For the record, the last time I was without power for a week was in 1995, when my block was the last to receive pwer after a blackout in San Francisco. It was a pain in the ass (this is in the days before widespread public internet access, remember), especially for my roommate, who was a free-lancer who worked at home and needed his computer to write on, but we survived fine. Cooler + ice = milk and cereal. Candles + books = light and entertainment. We also BBQed a lot. Given that society didn't collapse around us, it was pretty straightforward. As to surviving w/o the benefits of industrial society, I hope to never find out, which is why I conserve like hell!

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    36. Re:Humans are Entropy by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Cool. Sounds like fun. I've seen some hurricanes and been without power for over a week, and the difference between people who whined and people who went out and looked at stars they'd never seen before was something to see.

    37. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which would you rather have, a world of cans of fly spray, or of spider webs?

      I'll take the fly spray. God, I fucking hate spiders...

    38. Re:Humans are Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "We're the winners." Oh, really?

      I wanna see you having a really bad cold. No, not the Spanish flu, just a cold. You sure look a lot like a winner with that red nose running.

      We're far from being on top of the food chain. There are species on earth that don't give a fcuk that we're here and what we're doing and if we beat or bomb the sith out of each other or not. They live in the sea, on the hills and in the ice. They outsmart us, but they don't have brains. They were here before us and they will be long after us, and they constantly find new ways to use us as a resource, no matter how many billions we spend on pharma research each year.

  7. A good fictional treatment of this scenario by Ryu2 · · Score: 1

    Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, although definitely not one of Clancy's best, deals with a enviro-nut case group that wants to eradicate all human life on earth (except their own cult, of course).

    As you might predict, it never gets off the ground, but if you can get past the almost comic plot, there's a lot of semi-informed commentary and discussion about "what if" and just how quickly the Earth would rebound.

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    1. Re:A good fictional treatment of this scenario by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought of Rainbow Six.

      BTW, could you recommend your favorite Clancey book? Rainbow Six is actually the only Clancey book I've read--several years ago at the recommendation of a friend. It's not that it put me off his writing, it just didn't insight me to read more.

      Thanks!

  8. And best of all... by mr_majestyk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...nobody would be running Windows.

    1. Re:And best of all... by daveb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But Linux would not prevail - at best Windows and Linux have equal market share

    2. Re:And best of all... by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Sure they would! Just not on Earth.

      You dont think all these people will leave without their PDAs laptops and picturebooks now do you?

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    3. Re:And best of all... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Linux would have infinite market share.

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    4. Re:And best of all... by Hydroksyde · · Score: 1

      But without humans to maintain the computer systems, the windows ones would crash first...

    5. Re:And best of all... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      ...nobody would be running Windows.

      Or Linux or FireFox or any opensource software.

  9. The best thing for everyone is for you to leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I'am sorry Mr Human but i think i speak for everyone here when i say your disrupting behaviour isn't welcome at our party, so i think its best if you just leave quietly before you cause some more trouble, here is your cab fare and its waiting outside for you, sorry but goodbye.

    yours sincerly

    The Earth

  10. The earth will forget us? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1
    How fickle is that? After all we've done for it, too. We've made a good start at cleaning up the mess left behind by the dinosaurs -- all those fossil fuels! And we've exposed ourselves to toxic flourocarbons in order to get rid of the even more corrosive and dangerous layer of ozone obscuring the sun.

    And to think that after all that, the earth is just going to forget about us. Well, not if we dump her, first!

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  11. Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew those "Left Behind" guys were desperate for money, but it never occurred to me they'd figure out a way to write a sequel.

  12. even better! by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bah, this fellow lacks imagination.

    Imagine how beautifully clean and preserved the planet would be without life of any type! No more messy leaf litter, buzzing flies around dungheaps, the occasional lightning-sparked forest fire besmudging the sky with ugly smoke...

    1. Re:even better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, without life there wouldn't be any of that corrosive Oxygen in the air. It'd all bind up with either carbon or hydrogen. Can you imagine a world in which lifeforms aren't constantly pumping out toxic gasses?

    2. Re:even better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the forest fire would be fueled by the NONLIVING trees???? dumbass

    3. Re:even better! by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      You sound like one of these...

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    4. Re:even better! by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing English is not your first language?

    5. Re:even better! by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1
      Obligatory bash.org quote:
      #426527 +(4338)- [X] We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks. How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
    6. Re:even better! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >the occasional lightning-sparked forest fire besmudging the sky with ugly smoke...

      Trees are, you know, alive. A lifeless planet wouldnt have forests to begin with.

    7. Re:even better! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Trees are, you know, alive. A lifeless planet wouldnt have forests to begin with.

      That was his point. Without trees, there would be no forest fires, "besmudging" the sky with ugly smoke... unless you can think of a way eliminating life would get rid of lightning and a reason why you'd assume that was his intention.

  13. What about styrofoam? by pestilence669 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is all the environmental hype about styrofoam over blown? Will some ancient civilization mine for it like we mine for oil? ... or will it disappear?

    1. Re:What about styrofoam? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Actually it's a virtual certainty that we will be mining landfills in the relatively near term. I would guess ten to fifty years for it to catch on - it's actually happening in some places.

      I read an article once on where our trash goes. Apparently a lot of our "recycled" plastic bottles go to a landfill in Australia. When crude prices double (they will, eventually) then recycling all that plastic will actually become lucrative and people will go looking for ways to get the good stuff out of landfills. This is likely to take the form of intelligent robot swarms - they will communicate with one another, unlike the ones just discussed here on slashdot. Or, if you project this into the future, maybe nanites :P

      But to answer your question, styrofoam is a polystyrene foam, and it does degrade in sunlight, albeit slowly. Practically all plastics are susceptible to damage from ultraviolet light; UV-resistant plastics have all kinds of things added to them to refract, reflect, or absorb it before it has a chance to do much damage to the plastic. Ten or even a hundred thousand years is a sneeze on a geologic timescale.

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    2. Re:What about styrofoam? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It's supposed to actually have a half-life of sorts- it breaks down after just a few centuries.

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    3. Re:What about styrofoam? by eheldreth · · Score: 1

      Its good to know a hundred thousand years from now my Geocaches will still be water proof. ;)

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    4. Re:What about styrofoam? by Sir+Nimrod · · Score: 1

      I think George Carlin speculated that humanity's purpose is to create Styrofoam(tm). The Earth needs it for some obscure reason, and it couldn't make it itself.

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  14. Sadly it is true... by NaklsonofNakkl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Although it does seem that way, in 100,000 years, this planet would seem like it was empty of any "intelligent" life forms...except that the animals would truely be the intelligent ones for being able to survive without the need for hurting the planet they live on...what has become of us humans? Are we no better than a common criminal? Taking the life of a planet for our own?

    1. Re:Sadly it is true... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Although it does seem that way, in 100,000 years, this planet would seem like it was empty of any "intelligent" life forms...except that the animals would truely be the intelligent ones for being able to survive without the need for hurting the planet they live on

      I wonder if they would be able to spell "truly".

      what has become of us humans? Are we no better than a common criminal? Taking the life of a planet for our own?

      Uh, those who kill to live are not simply criminals, although some system of law could make them so. Killing to live is perhaps the only reasonable purpose for killing. (It doesn't make it right, but it does make it understandable.)

      But in response to your question, it's not so much a criminal act as an act of negligence - but at the same time, the powers-that-be are doing everything they can to make us forget about the real issues so that they can rape the planet. Since humans are pack animals, this is typically a highly successful venture.

      Unfortunately, we have given our planet to the people with money and are unwilling to take it back. We elect the incumbent to congress something like 95% of the time but people always complain about how corrupt government is and how badly we need a change.

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    2. Re:Sadly it is true... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Animals hurt the planet they live on too. Throughout evolution, there have been entire species killed off by more dominant species, and groups of animals have spread to other areas and changed the environment there to the detriment of what already lived there.

      I think some people put up an anti-mankind mindset to make themselves feel like they're hip and intellectual, and I doubt our impact on the environment is as great as global warming alarmists have made it out to be (I notice Slashdot didn't report about the lack of an active hurricane season this year or the recent below-average temperatures).

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    3. Re:Sadly it is true... by danpsmith · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, we have given our planet to the people with money and are unwilling to take it back. We elect the incumbent to congress something like 95% of the time but people always complain about how corrupt government is and how badly we need a change.

      That's because our congressman is one of the good ones, he said so himself. He sent me a nice little letter in the mail that one time. What a nice guy!

      Seriously though, people take people on a one-by-one level as not being evil, and see groups of people as evil; never putting two and two together that the people on a one-by-one basis eventually make up this group of losers. It's the loss of humanity in numbers. Just how people say "people are stupid, except you of course." It's always the exception. "Everyone's so dumb except us, dude." Nah, if everyone is dumb, you are too. And as a culture, as a mob, we are all dumb, and as this culture, as this mob, we all bear some of the responsibility for our stupidity. When the world melts us down it will be our fault: every single one of us lemmings. Every time we were too busy to protest, or too complacent to affect change. It will be every single one of our faults. The overbearing human characteristic: laziness.

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    4. Re:Sadly it is true... by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I think some people put up an anti-mankind mindset to make themselves feel like they're hip and intellectual

      Getting my anthropology degree and studying anthropology statistics, it was always obvious to most students and professors, that "homo sapiens" is a lost cause. And how can you be hip in an statistics class? That's 93.783% impossible.

      We evolved really quickly and we're running at a fast rate. As Tyrell says in Blade Runner, "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly".

      No worries.

    5. Re:Sadly it is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      || what has become of us humans? Are we no better than a common criminal? Taking the life of a planet for our own?

      | Uh, those who kill to live are not simply criminals, although some system of law could make them so. Killing to live is perhaps the only reasonable purpose for killing. (It doesn't make it right, but it does make it understandable.)

      No, killing to live is the natural order. If we allow the earth itself to define right and wrong then killing to live is happening all around us. There is nothing immoral about killing to live. It is how the world works!

      As far as "taking the life of the planet" or "saving the earth," what a crock. Environmentalism is about saving our own butts. If we pollute the place enough to kill ourselves, the earth will go on just fine without us, thank you very much. Within a blink of the eye (in geologic time scales) it will be as if we were never here. Even if there were some traces, it won't matter. Life will adapt and some other life forms will rise up out of the goo.

    6. Re:Sadly it is true... by bbockholt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You think you're bright, don't you? Will I go blind looking at you? Doubt it!

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    7. Re:Sadly it is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or the recent below-average temperatures

      Try looking up Global Dimming (we're f@%#@d either way)

    8. Re:Sadly it is true... by quickgold192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the environment has been changing (and will continue to change) beyond what we consider 'equilibrium' without humans. Global warming through excess CO2 was happening well before life developed here and I don't think any conservationist would call the ice age optimal for current life. The environment changes, and trying to conserve its current state is impossible.

    9. Re:Sadly it is true... by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      We evolved really quickly and we're running at a fast rate. As Tyrell says in Blade Runner, "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly".

      Evolved quickly based on whose standards? Plants mutate practically everyday; the only reason why its not reported is because the change is small and largely insignificant.

      Blade Runner is a horrible analogy as well. You can say that the human race (in the movie) didn't burn out, they modified themselves to the extent of burning themselves twice as long but half as brightly.

    10. Re:Sadly it is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why do people think that low regional temperatures means that global warming isn't happening? Average temperatures over the past 10 years are indicative of global warming. A chilly fall season doesn't mean that it's not happening.

    11. Re:Sadly it is true... by malzraa · · Score: 0

      I agree. That comment is like saying whales are selfish, killing thousands of krill just to sustain themselves. Life feeds on life.

    12. Re:Sadly it is true... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I think some people put up an anti-mankind mindset to make themselves feel like they're hip and intellectual

      No, it's more of a "holier-than-thou" poseur stance from people who are threatened and frightened by technology and the future. Plus, apparently, one can get laid by air-headed, young, attractive females by leaning this way.

      Of particular note are those who whine about our species not leaving the planet soon enough before it is "ruined". These people must have a really low opinion of future generations' abilities and creativity - or maybe they're in fact telephone sanitizers and just don't realize it yet.

    13. Re:Sadly it is true... by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Mutating plants that are on a path of self-destruction ain't no concern no how.

      So far down our party line, there's been many dead Homo ancesters: Homo habilis, Homo rudolfensis, Homo ergaster, Homo erectus, Homo floresiensis, Homo antecessor, Homo heidelbergensis, Homo neanderthalensis, Homo rhodesiensis, Homo cepranensis, Homo georgicus, Homo sapiens idaltu, and finally us, Homo sapiens sapiens. Some of 'em died off pretty recently.

      How about a Talking Head reference since you're not a fan of Phillip K Dick: "Were on a road to nowhere, Maybe you wonder where you are, I dont care. Here is where time is on our side".

    14. Re:Sadly it is true... by iSoph · · Score: 3, Informative

      'the recent below-average temperatures'

      In your neck of the woods, maybe, maybe. Australia is just right now experiencing the worst drought in a 100 years and I should maybe remind you that it's only spring there. Farmers won't even plant seeds as they know they would be wasted (wheat producers in the rest of the world rejoice, it's only human). September in Europe has been one of the warmest on record...

    15. Re:Sadly it is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > (I notice Slashdot didn't report about the lack of an active hurricane season this year or the recent below-average temperatures)

      So if America does not feel it then there is no problem?

      Come to Australia.

      Worst drought in 40 years.

      4th hottest September day in history: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/09/19/11584 31712070.html?from=top5

      Hottest October day on record: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/10/12/11602 46228661.html

      Our water storage cachements are drying up. We have severe water restrictons in place and even more restrictions are planned.

      Bush fire danger is severe already and Victoria and New South Wales have already suffered many bushfires.

      Pull your heads out of your arses USA.

    16. Re:Sadly it is true... by huge+colin · · Score: 1
      So if America does not feel it then there is no problem?
      So if Australia does feel it, then there is a problem? I don't buy that either.
    17. Re:Sadly it is true... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I think some people put up an anti-mankind mindset to make themselves feel like they're hip and intellectual

      Its just tired old gnosticism dressed up in an increasingly shabby new costume. People have been spouting the same shit for hundreds of years.

    18. Re:Sadly it is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > So if America does not feel it then there is no problem?
      >
      > So if Australia does feel it, then there is a problem? I don't buy that either.

      The global average temperature has increased. Keep that head firmly wedged.

    19. Re:Sadly it is true... by huge+colin · · Score: 1
      The global average temperature has increased. Keep that head firmly wedged.
      The global average temperature had increased at various points in the distant past, before humans ever existed. But you're real sure that it's our fault this time. That doesn't make any sense at all.
    20. Re:Sadly it is true... by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "That doesn't make any sense at all."

      Why doesn't it? The recent warming trend correlates almost exactly
      with the proportionate rise in CO2 concentrations and CO2 absorbs
      certain frequencies infra red radiation that would otherwise escape
      into space so warming the atmosphere. Which bit of this basic science
      don't you understand? If you want to see what lots of CO2 can do to
      a planet look up the temperature on Venus.

    21. Re:Sadly it is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the page on wikipedia.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming

      To quote the page: "Only a small minority of climate scientists discount the role that humanity's actions have played in recent warming."

      The article is backed up with heaps of links to research and other info.

      Keep your eyes closed or you might be in danger of learning something that might make you feel uncomfortable.

    22. Re:Sadly it is true... by joshetc · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine the temperature of Venus has a little to do with being dramatically closer to that big flaming ball in the center of our solar system as well...

    23. Re:Sadly it is true... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Plus, apparently, one can get laid by air-headed, young, attractive females by leaning this way.
      Ha ha, not bitter at all are we?
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    24. Re:Sadly it is true... by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Not that much. Its actually hotter than Mercury which is only 50% of the distance
      from the Sun than Venus is. If Venus has the same sort of atmosphere as Earths
      its temperature would be around 100C.

    25. Re:Sadly it is true... by joshetc · · Score: 1

      Thats what a little is.

    26. Re:Sadly it is true... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      I love how some people are able to "spin" the truth, by ignoring or side stepping certain facts.

          Sure, if the atmosphere of Venus resembled our own, it would be roughly 100 degrees Celcius, which is 'a little' warmer than Earth However, the poster's point was that the increased CO2 on that planet has caused the accumulation of heat so great that the planet is in fact far hotter than Mercury, which is the closest planet to the sun.

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    27. Re:Sadly it is true... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I'd imagine the temperature of Venus has a little to do with being dramatically closer to that big flaming ball in the center of our solar system as well...



      "Dramatically" is a bit dramatical for 0.723 AU vs. 1 AU, don't you think ?



      Apart from that, you're right. The distance thingie has a little to do with the temperature on Venus - it would make Venus a scorched desert with maybe some fairly pleasant spots somewhere close to its poles.



      However, it does not explain why Venus is, in fact, a place that makes the inside of a pressure cooker seem like a very hospitable place in comparison. Heck. The coolest spots on Venus are hotter than the hottest spots on frickin Mercury, which receives four times the solar irradiance that Venus does. How's that for dramatic ?

    28. Re:Sadly it is true... by Alioth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Recent below average temperatures? 2006 has been the hottest year on record in Britain - records beginning in the 1600s (the south of England reaching temperatures normally reserved for subtropical areas - around 35 celcius). Autumn is currently unseasonably warm. Although it's turned to typical autumn wetness, temperatures are more in line with mid summer - pushing 19 or 20 celcius.

    29. Re:Sadly it is true... by Jinjuku · · Score: 0

      I think what the author is getting at is that we are killing the very 'body' we are hosts in. There are people that compare the human race to a cancer, or virus in a cell. With the earth being the cell and doing what she can do to get rid of us. We treat our planet like shit.

    30. Re:Sadly it is true... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 2, Informative

      or the recent below-average temperatures

      Sadly, you're not up-to-date. Go to this page, then select the plot for mean temperature departure, year-to-date. Then, just for the sake of argument, look at the annual plot for 2005, 2004, 2003, etc.

      After doing that, explain how having a large swath of North America registering at or above normal constitutes "below-average temperatures."

      Global warming is real.

    31. Re:Sadly it is true... by revolutionary404 · · Score: 1

      Why do we care about spellings in English, are they consistent?

    32. Re:Sadly it is true... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The current level of atmospheric CO2 is higher than any in known history. Trying to conserve its current state is not impossible, except perhaps at our current level of technological development. Saying it's impossible is stupid, because nothing that has been observed is impossible, there are simply things we don't understand about it yet (and we cannot achieve sufficient energy output yet, either.) One thing that we know about progress, however, is that it continues.

      Global warming through excess CO2 was happening well before life developed here

      That's nice, but also irrelevant. Of course it was, because without some lifeform to change it back, the O gets bound up, largely into CO2.

      The early history of the planet is one of volcanism, which naturally is going to produce CO2. However, today we produce more CO2 than volcanoes, on an average yearly basis.

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    33. Re:Sadly it is true... by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

      I hear salmon pollute rivers when the defecate as they swim up rivers in order to mate. This is probably how most rivers became polluted before and maybe during the Industrial Revolution (Lake Erie, anyone?). Factory runoff does have an effect, but it is not the only way to pollute.

    34. Re:Sadly it is true... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Why do we care about spellings in English, are they consistent?

      Yes. A word is spelled the same way every time you use it.

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    35. Re:Sadly it is true... by aevans · · Score: 1

      The air-headed, young attractive females like money. The nasty, skanky, smelly, ugly, saggy, hairy legged ones will put out if you feed em this line (or buy them weed.)

    36. Re:Sadly it is true... by aevans · · Score: 1

      Written records in America go back to the 1500s, so we've got you beat there. But we're talking about temperature measurements. Since the first thermometer was invented in 1714, and the first place to take regular atmospheric temperature readings was in Rio de Janero beginning in 1849, and since reliable records weren't kept most places until sometime in the 20th century, it doesn't really matter.

    37. Re:Sadly it is true... by One+Bad+Dad · · Score: 1

      What? Since when did a rock with plants and animals get feelings about what lives on it? Where are the animal demonstrations tilling us to leave the planet? Where is the scientific proof that we have any impact on our environment other then where we crap? I can't tell you how many times in my life there has been some elitists running around telling us the sky is falling and were all doomed in ten years. Only they can save the planet from the average low life, so they, who are the only ones that can appreciate it, can enjoy its beauty. All the while flying half way around the world in their jumbo jets landing at some island paradise, driving to a plush hotel in Humers, and spending the rest of their time in air-conditioned rooms making themselves feel good because of all the BS they produce.

    38. Re:Sadly it is true... by huge+colin · · Score: 1
      Read the page on wikipedia.
      Ok, Wikipedia is great and all, but it's possibly the last place you would want to go for information on this subject. Because anyone can edit it whether or not they're even qualified, it ends up full of editorial phrases like "only a small minority of climate scientists". That's not proper encyclopedic wording. It's written by someone with an agenda.

      Keep your eyes closed or you might be in danger of learning something that might make you feel uncomfortable.
      When I hear things like this, I can't help but entertain the possibility that some people are more concerned with feeling smug than they are with being correct.
  15. Alien perspective? by Retardican · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humans have altered the environment extensively throughout our existence. An alien species visiting us 5000 years ago would have noticed all the farming, extensive irrigation, not to mention a pyramid or two sticking out. Without humanity, would Earth be as interesting?

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  16. Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by vertinox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In 1.5 billion years the sun will start to grow into a red giant and solar winds winds will strip the Earth of its atmosphere.

    Then in about 5 billion years after that, the sun will have consumed the Earth and whatever life remains on it.

    (Source)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sun_Life.png

    This is of course barring large iron metorites or collision with large space bodies and of course a passing of another solor system or galaxy in the meantime.

    So if man went away tomorrow... Life would be peachy for nature for a while, but then it would die by itself due to reasons far beyond non-intelligents life control (unless dolphins evolve into space faring creatures on their own)

    So nature has to put up with man for a while to we figure out how to get off this rock... Or get used to not being around in a few billion years.

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    1. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by 32Na · · Score: 1

      1.5 billion years is a bit too early for the sun to use up all its core hydrogen:
      Here is a quick calculation of the time needed to deplete the hydrogen below the threshold to support the mass of the star (after which it should collapse and then rebound, forming a red giant):

      http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/question.php?numb er=389

      If you don't want to follow the link, the figure is about 5 billion years away. I think that temperatures here on earth are expected to vary greatly between now and then, however, making this a less hospitable place for life.

    2. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by HerrEkberg · · Score: 1

      Well, the dinosaurs appeared about 230 million years ago, primates some 60 million years ago. I would say 5 billion years are plenty of time for a new space faring species to evolve.

    3. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Quaoar · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that nature will only take about 20,000 years to even things out, which is only 2e5/1.5e9 ~ .01% of the years the planet will have before its atmosphere is stripped.

      You're also forgetting that man himself only needed ~50,000 years to mature from animals to advanced civilization...who's to say that nature won't create another creature who will be as advanced as we were in the time the Earth has left?

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    4. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      So if man went away tomorrow... Life would be peachy for nature for a while, but then it would die by itself due to reasons far beyond non-intelligents life control (unless dolphins evolve into space faring creatures on their own)

      1500M years is much longer than it took from extinction of the dinosaurs 65M years ago to modern man. Hell we know our primate relatives are only a few million years away, we did it in that time. If you think intelligence is a evolutionary advantage, there's plenty opportunity to go around. Besides, with our current understanding of the Universe everyone is in big trouble anyway. As far as we can tell, the Universe started with a big bang, is now full of lights like sparks after an explosion, for then to go dark and dead. Maybe we can find a longer living star than the Sun, but we don't know any permanent solution. There's no sign that the Universe is regenerating somehow. In any case, I think that discussion is slightly premature...

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    5. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? Dolphins have been spacefaring for far longer than we've been.

    6. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nature can save itself from Heat Death just fine. Life itself reduces entropy, that's not a trait unique to humans.

      The sun going red giant? Ok, all life will die.. but Humans will be just as dead. The whole solar system will be just as uninhabitable then as it is now, humans simply don't have the drive to terraform and colonize the outer planets, and even then there's no guarentee those will be habitalbe with a huge, relatively cool Star as their only source of energy...

    7. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      The Earth won't be consumed by the sun. The sun will lose some of it's gravitational effect on the earth and the earth will drift away. So even though the sun will expand to a size large enough to cover Earth's present orbit, the earth will be further away by then. Not that it will be a pleasant place to live what with the extremely high temperatures and solar winds.

      Also, do a search for the Canis Major Dwarf, and you'll see that the Milky Way already has another galaxy inside of it.

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    8. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said "In 1.5 billion years the sun will start to grow into a red giant", not that it would be a red giant. The overall process will probably take about 5+ billion years to occur, but the sun isn't going to remain in its current state for that entire time and then just turn into a red giant on the exact day.

    9. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      In fact, the sun is roughly 10% hotter now than it was soon after it entered the main sequence.

    10. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      re: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sun_Life.png

      You slashdotted the sun! Dude, you're a fricken god.

    11. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      You're misusing the term "heat death." Heat death does not refer to the destruction of the earth by the sun, it refers to there no longer being useable energy in the universe due to the continued process of entropy. The death of the sun will of course happen long, long, long before the universe becomes so entropic that everything is homogenous and no meaningful sources of energy will be left. The death of the sun is potentially escapable, either by pulling the earth out of the way or (more practically) colonizing other stars. The heat death of the universe however is, as far as we currently know, inescapable.

      For a dramatized explanation of this distinction please see Asimov's The Last Question.

    12. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Life doesn't reduce net entropy - it increases it. It only appears to reduce entropy if you only consider the Earth (and then only an incomplete consideration) and ignore the rest of the universe.

    13. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So nature has to put up with man for a while to we figure out how to get off this rock...

      We're ultimately nature's saviors, or at least the good parts (from a human centric point of view) what else has a chance of helping the gene lines of animals survive during a cataclysmic collision through future projects that science is steadily marching towards. What else would be able to control the normal state of nature where things eating each other alive is the norm. There is a cost to being successful quickly but the technological advance byproduct is our best bet to save us all from whatever we need saving from in the future, including today's excesses.

    14. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No.

      Oh but it can.

      Assuming you're of a Darwinistic mindset then we are natures creations and, therefore, should we ever become an intersteller civilisation we will have afforded nature it's means of avoiding the death of Sol.

      Of course getting around the heat death of the universe is quite another matter. :-/
    15. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by jafac · · Score: 1

      You forgot gamma ray bursts.

      A gamma ray burst in our near neighborhood would wipe us all out in the space of a few minutes. And I doubt anyone would notice before it's all over.

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    16. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. by aevans · · Score: 1

      Just because something happened once doesn't mean it will happen again. Even lottery winners know better than to reinvest in the mechanism that paid off in the first place.

  17. I can arrange this to happen by voxel · · Score: 1

    I can arrange this to happen, just give me a few hours, k?

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  18. why should we care? by 1trickymicky · · Score: 1

    Can't we just hire Slartibartfast to make us a new one?

    1. Re:why should we care? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      He's sleeping right now.

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  19. More misanthropic crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm really disappointed at Slashdot for posting this crap.

    1. Re:More misanthropic crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it crap? Our society is greedy and obsessed with consumption and overbreeding.

      Maybe you should think about the consequences of these actions on a large and long-term scale instead of knee-jerk reacting about how it puts down some people's freedoms to engage in these behaviors.

      Fuck you when my kids have to inherit a polluted Earth with assorted problems that we may not be able to solve.

    2. Re:More misanthropic crap... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      In case you hadn't noticed, the point being made by the article is that you and your kids need to die.

    3. Re:More misanthropic crap... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty encouraged by the mocking responses, however. Most people can see it for the crap it is.

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    4. Re:More misanthropic crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you when my kids have to inherit a polluted Earth

      why should anyone give a fuck about your kids? People, like all animals, really only give a shit about 2 things - themselves and thier OWN children (which are really just an extension of themseleves). They might give a bit of shit about thier extended family, but again, that is just an extension of caring about oneself. The only reason why anyone outside of yourself and nearest relatives would give a shit about the future welfare of your children would be that they are suffering from a common error in human thinking - they can't easily differentiate between their own kin and others, as human minds really haven't evolved to handle dealing with so many people.

      Welcome to life, it sucks.

  20. no by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,'"

    not to me.

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  21. Hold on... by numbsafari · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I kill myself to repent...

    What a stupid and lame discussion. Of course we have an impact on the earth. So do insects, cows and bacteria.

    The rocks would be happier without the moss.

    The questions shouldn't be about what if we all leave, they should be about how can we maintain an environment hospitable to us. That includes reducing pollution and expanding the "wild zones" and "gardens" of "terra firma".

    Should we all just stop existing because, oh dear, we might actually have an impact on the rest of the world?

    1. Re:Hold on... by dedazo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What a stupid and lame discussion. Of course we have an impact on the earth. So do insects, cows and bacteria

      Not to seem pedantic here and all, but man is the only animal species that actually destroys ecosystems and causes the extincion of other species that are not in his food chain. We are also the only species that is incapable of existing in an ecological balance. We have an inordinate amount of impact on the planet. Elk and bacteria haven't yet industrialized the production of resources (and the elimination of its byproducts), as far as I know.

      Having said that, I have a feeling that there wouldn't be much of a point to the existence of man if we weren't supposed to be doing what we do (albeit in a less destructive manner, ideally). Maybe destroying your surroundings goes along with being sentient and having opposable thumbs? Who knows. Unfortunately we don't have a frame of reference for these types of things.

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    2. Re:Hold on... by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately we don't have a frame of reference for these types of things.

      I beg to differ. If we had a frame of reference, it would mean we had competition. Its bad enough to have the competition of ideologies without the competition of species too.

    3. Re:Hold on... by burndive · · Score: 1
      Not to seem pedantic here and all, but man is the only animal species that actually destroys ecosystems and causes the extincion of other species that are not in his food chain. We are also the only species that is incapable of existing in an ecological balance.

      Ever hear of a beaver?

      Anyway, just because we haven't reached "ecological balance" yet doesn't mean we won't. Every species upon entering an environment upsets the balance: the pendulum swings for a while, and then it settles. The pendulum is still on its first or second swing.

      There's nothing inherantly wrong with humans being in a state of perpetual imbalance. The global ecosystem is constantly in flux. Change happens. Get over it. If we get to the point where earth can't sustain us, something will happen: population reduction/war/new sources of energy/new technology/interplanetary colonization (possibly all of these at once and more).

      The one ecologically unique feature of humans is that we have the cognitive ability to know what we're doing and work out the ramifications of our actions (to a certain extent). If we don't have this ability in sufficient quantities, relax, we soon will, provided our first major lesson doesn't wipe out our record-keeping technologies or our species.

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    4. Re:Hold on... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1
      man is the only animal species that actually destroys ecosystems and causes the extincion of other species that are not in his food chain. We are also the only species that is incapable of existing in an ecological balance. We have an inordinate amount of impact on the planet. Elk and bacteria haven't yet industrialized the production of resources (and the elimination of its byproducts), as far as I know.

      Bacteria have chaged the face of the globe and have caused mass extinctions. See Oxygen Catastrophe for more information.

    5. Re:Hold on... by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Not to seem pedantic here and all, but man is the only animal species that actually destroys ecosystems and causes the extincion of other species that are not in his food chain.

      That isn't even a little bit true. Plenty of species ravage the land and in doing so destroy species that are not apart of their own food chain. On geological terms, species get driven to extinction all the time. It only takes one species to evolve and advantage that ripples across the environment leaving destruction in its wake. Certainly humans do much more ecological destruction, but your happy fantasy world where only mean old humans upset the balance is nothing but that - fantasy.

      We are also the only species that is incapable of existing in an ecological balance.

      We exist in ecological 'balance' as much as any species. As you might have noticed, all species go extinct. Generally going extinct is a pretty clear sign of a lack of 'balance'. Generally, if you go extinct it is because a species failed to find the resources to continue existing. It happens all the time (geologically speaking of course) that a species consumes all of its available resources and dies. The constant cycle of extinctions and evolution speaks of a complete LACK of balance in nature. Humans are as "balanced" as any other species.

      The larger point is that as far as "Nature" is concerned, humans are just one more species. It is only HUMAN aesthetics that gives a damn that we drive other animals to extinction. Humans could rape and pillage this planet and intentionally try and destroy all life and we would still utterly fail. Plenty of bacteria would merrily evolve to turn whatever toxic stews we can brew up into home. Rats and cockroaches will merrily evolve to live between our feet. We couldn't kill all the life on this planet if we tried. The only thing that would change is that there would be a lot less large animals. If you were a rock or a piece of plastic, you would find such a world to be a utopia. Without all that terrible moss, think of how happy the rocks would be. Only HUMANS would find such a world distasteful.

      There are plenty of reasons to protect the environment, but we need to be honest about those reasons, not pretend like there is some environmentalist morality that the universe or nature has. Humans have morals, plants, animals, and rocks don't. The rocks were not pissed when life started to consume it to make more life, and life isn't pissed that we are consuming it to make more humans. Human morality is the guide to good environmentalist policy. Using human morality as a guide and tossing out this quasi-religious Mother Nature bullshit, we quickly find plenty of good reasons to protect the environment. Clean air, stable temperature, predictable weather, and a diverse biosphere enhances human life and THAT is why they are good. A healthy environment lets humans live longer and healthier lives. Diverse environments are less susceptible to devastation that can latter impact human lives. Finally, if nothing else, we appreciate protecting nature because we as humans find it beautiful.

    6. Re:Hold on... by dedazo · · Score: 1
      but your happy fantasy world where only mean old humans upset the balance is nothing but that - fantasy.

      Riight. Hey, listen - when you run into a species of frogs that can pollute a river with radioactive waste or some wacky birds that can slash and burn half of the world rainforests in under 50 years, I'd love to know. Until then though, stay in your fantasy world, OK? It looks like you really need it.

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    7. Re:Hold on... by aevans · · Score: 1

      The rocks like the moss. The deterioration caused by the moss gives them a slimmer, smoother appearance that certain trees find attractive. And rocks are all about impressing certain trees. The rolling/non-moss-gathering aspect of smoothed rocks is an involuntary reaction.

    8. Re:Hold on... by aevans · · Score: 1

      I saw an elk trample a flower bed, and they weren't in his food chain at all. They're as evil as you and me and Joseph Stalin. Most bacteria are downright English, though.

  22. One thing is for sure... by admactanium · · Score: 3, Funny

    Falling trees would never again make a sound. So sad.

    1. Re:One thing is for sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet, they would fall - Master Po, Kung Fu.

  23. The Rapture by lsm2006 · · Score: 1

    Christ's Second Coming, and you're basically *there*.

    1. Re:The Rapture by SkoZombie · · Score: 1

      There's not *that* many christians

    2. Re:The Rapture by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Only if you accept the doctrines in Lumen Gentium and Nostra Aetate- but then if you accept those, the Rapture is pretty much bogus to you anyway. Otherwise only about 2 billion at best (out of nearly 7 billion) will disappear.

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    3. Re:The Rapture by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      6 billion people.
      Drop 1 billion from Rapture (or, more aptly, where the vultures go)
          (and that's a stretch; the baggage requirements are severely restricted)
      5 billion remain.
      Wait 25 years:
      6 billion people.

      The Rapture will not have as much of an impact as people predict.

      Oh, you mean the 7-year war (or 3.5 depending on whose version of police-action you adhere to) that will wipe out the remainder?
      That would be about 6.99 years longer than needed with current arsenals.

      Oh, that's right, not complete annihilation: only 1/3 of mankind would remain (oh wait, that would leave 1.6 billion people. outnumbering freshly returned Christians 1.6 to 1. (I'm not counting the population explosion that would happen after the Fundamentalists (disappeared|realized their error) and porn replaced sex education (but I digress)).

      In any case, the only way to reach a point where humankind is extinct is either Total Thermonuclear War, or fucking up the environment so badly that we can't breathe anymore and all die uncomfortably.

      In view of the current trend with pollution, maybe the nuclear option would be better, suffering-wise.

      Sad huh?

      I'm sure my one year old boy will thank me some day for all the filth I've spewed into the air over my lifetime.

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  24. Here's What The Lower 48 Would Look Like by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you're interested in what the United States would be like without humans, there is a nifty map developed by A.W. Kuchler in 1964 and refined periodically since of what would grow where without human interference. It is called Potential Natural Vegetation of the Coterminous United States and can be found at the US Forest Service.

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    1. Re:Here's What The Lower 48 Would Look Like by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Nice map. Now I need a map (similar dimensions) of what these areas look like in the in the modern world, for comparison.

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  25. If there were no humans...... by fatboy · · Score: 1

    or other "intelligent" life, then the Earth and the rest of the universe is a big waste of space.

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  26. This is funny by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Chernobyl gives hope to this end. 'I really expected to see a nuclear desert there,' says Ronald Chesser, an environmental biologist. 'I was quite surprised. When you enter into the exclusion zone, it's a very thriving ecosystem.'

    Uh, what? Why would you expect to see a nuclear desert there? Armed with some research papers and some estimates of how much nuclear material was released, it should have been easy enough to figure out that no, all life will not fail. In fact the plants are doing great (and some of the shorter-lived animals) because there aren't a bunch of people running around destroying them.

    Anyway, this is not a big surprise. There are some indications that it might rebound even faster than these studies suggest. One of the major indications is the continued presence of complex animals (like land-based vertebrates) after all the cataclysms which have occurred since they first crawled out of the ocean. I mean we only even know about a few and some of them are major impacts, some are ice ages, etc.

    Just as an example the earth has a built-in mechanism for regulating global temperature. As temperatures rise, the ice caps melt, and sea levels rise. This has two major effects: One, it leads to additional evaporation, which causes cooling; the other is that it covers more land, which results in more light being reflected back into space, which also causes cooling. This pitches things towards an ice age; the globe cools, the ice caps refreeze, the sea level falls, evaporation decreases, more land is exposed, the earth retains more sunlight and the planet heats up. The cycle continues.

    Of course, we may not be too happy about this, and there are things that we can do to make a difference and maybe (at some point) stabilize the system. Every year we put out (as a species, on average) something like 20 times as much CO2 as active surface volcanoes...

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    1. Re:This is funny by shmlco · · Score: 1

      He's surprised because he's been indoctrinated to believe that ANY amount of radioactivity is bad, bad, bad and will kill anything and everything within miles and miles for thousands upon thousands of years.

      Heck, I probably get a higher dose going to Aspen for the weekend...

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    2. Re:This is funny by geekoid · · Score: 0

      No, addition moistur in the air helps trap energy from the sun.
      No it doesn't cause cooling because the water that evaperoted still exists in the atmosphere, as does the energy used to do the evaperation.
      What it MIGHT do is create more clouds, which will reflect more heat. However, the caps and glaciers reflect more energy then the surface of the ocean.

      The natural cycle has been substantially faster(and gaining speed EXPOTENTIALLY) then ever before.

      The high CO foung is 300ppm, usually around 220ppm. The CO now is 380ppm.
      So yes it is happening, it is happening faster, and we are speeding it up. Only politician, and people withy there head in the sand debate these facts.

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    3. Re:This is funny by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh heh:

      No, addition moistur in the air helps trap energy from the sun.

      and

      What it MIGHT do is create more clouds, which will reflect more heat.

      When you get enough moisture in the air, it tends to group up and form floating collections of water vapor which (as far as we know) are held together by some kind of electrostatic force/buildup. We call these "clouds".

      However, the caps and glaciers reflect more energy then the surface of the ocean.

      Caps and glaciers reflect more energy than the ocean per unit of area. However, the ocean reflects dramatically more energy than the earth, and on top of that, something like half of the infrared energy (specifically) is re-radiated back outwards, most of which will leave the atmosphere barring an encounter with greenhouse gases. If the caps melt, then THOSE areas will reflect less heat, but the least sunlight strikes the poles directly, meaning that most of that energy will be reflected anyway. Meanwhile, the caps melting will raise sea levels very significantly, which in turn means that more of the land is covered up with water, which I think we can agree reflects more energy than land.

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    4. Re:This is funny by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah I was just reading a paper on the reactors used on naval surface vessels (there being fairly little released material on those in submarines) and it was talking about dosages, the difference between aspen (or some place like that, I forget) and D.C. was like an order of magnitude greater than the exposure from working right next to one of those reactors. It's so wonderful to be rational, and to be able to make rational decisions, for example knowing that it's safer to fly across the country than to drive across it, and not being afraid to take one of those cheap flights after 9/11 :P

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    5. Re:This is funny by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's so wonderful to be rational, and to be able to make rational decisions, for example knowing that it's safer to fly across the country than to drive across it, and not being afraid to take one of those cheap flights after 9/11 :P

      It may be technically safer, but it sure is a lot more miserable being forced to sit next to some smelly, fat person for 6-8 hours in a seat that's only as wide as an anorexic person's butt, with some other smelly person reclining their seat in front of you so that their head is inches from your face. Add in all the time wasted going through security checks, waiting for luggage, filing a report about missing/stolen luggage, waiting in line for a rental car, etc., and simply driving there looks more and more attractive.

      I really wish they'd build a decent high-speed rail system in this country.

    6. Re:This is funny by jeebee · · Score: 1

      Actually, the feedback mechanism isn't that simple, and there are some parts of the feedback loop that make things worse. For example, during an ice age, more of the earth is covered with highly reflective material (snow and ice) that doesn't absorb heat as well. When heading in the other direction, oceans are remarkably good at absorbing heat, meaning that rising ocean levels due to heating of the Earth can lead to even more heating.

    7. Re:This is funny by CorSci81 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, no. Typical albedo values for snow are between 0.6 and 0.9. Ocean has an albedo of ~0.1. While yes, water seems very reflective in our experience, for most of the spectrum it's not. Your typical desert however has an albedo of 0.2-0.4. Net effect, covering more of the land surface with water has the opposite effect you think it does, at least to lowest order.

    8. Re:This is funny by music2myear · · Score: 1

      Being smart slashdotter types, you might appreciate the fact that isolating the melting that may occur due to global warming in the artic ice caps, the sea levels would NOT rise. Ever put ice inside a cup and fill it to the brim? Let the ice melt, and even though the ice was over the edge of the cup, the cup will not overflow as the ice melts, because the ice displaces the same amount of water by MASS not VOLUME. Ice just has a more spacious molecular structure. So yea, the Antarctic might cause a bit of sea-level fluctuation, but because the VAST MAJORTITY of the ice in the artic (open spots reported on the sea) is sea (floating) ice, it already displaces as much water as it ever will, and by melting it will not raise the sea-levels.

    9. Re:This is funny by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      "Every year we put out (as a species, on average) something like 20 times as much CO2 as active surface volcanoes..."

      Do you have the numbers/studies to back that claim up?

    10. Re:This is funny by khallow · · Score: 1

      I know I don't. But in the accounting I saw back in the mid 90's, human sources and deforestation both swamped volcanism.

    11. Re:This is funny by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh. I quote:

      The main ice covered landmass is Antarctica at the South Pole, with about 90 percent of the world's ice (and 70 percent of its fresh water). Antarctica is covered with ice an average of 2,133 meters (7,000 feet) thick. If all of the Antarctic ice melted, sea levels around the world would rise about 61 meters (200 feet). But the average temperature in Antarctica is -37C, so the ice there is in no danger of melting. In fact in most parts of the continent it never gets above freezing.

      (from http://science.howstuffworks.com/question473.htm)

      That's right, one of those ice caps is sitting on a land mass. It's not floating. If you melted all that ice, which would require a runaway condition but is not impossible no matter what anyone at howstuffworks says (yeah, it really makes sense that since it has never melted inside human experience, it will never melt, great logic there.)

      But, nice try.

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    12. Re:This is funny by Spit · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you are posting pure conjecture. Water absorbs heat like nobody's business, that's why temperatures are so much more stable at the coast than not farther inland. There is mounting evidence that clouds are formed due to bacteria seeding them with sulphur dioxide, Albedo issues aside, water vapour is one of the worst greenhouse gases.

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    13. Re:This is funny by Profound · · Score: 1

      Just as an example the earth has a built-in mechanism for regulating global temperature. As temperatures rise, the ice caps melt, and sea levels rise. This has two major effects: One, it leads to additional evaporation, which causes cooling; the other is that it covers more land, which results in more light being reflected back into space, which also causes cooling.

      The difference in reflectivity is called albedo, and white ice reflects far more back into space than dark ocean. So instead of a negative feedback to regulate temperature like you say, if you look at the history of the earth what you find is positive feedback loops, meaning the earth changes state sometimes quite rapidly (ie in/out of an ice age in 10 years) then stays at that new state for thousands/millions of years.

    14. Re:This is funny by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      I've done some searching for this kind of information and have never been able to find a comparison or any kind of comparable quantitive measurements. Of the little bits of information I did find (and probably can't point to at the moment) I remember getting the impression that human emissions were miniscule compared to volcanic emissions.

    15. Re:This is funny by khallow · · Score: 1

      Let's give it the old google try. The US Department of Energy has some sort of estimate that roughly 6 gigatons of CO2 released into the atmosphere (in carbon equivalent, it's really about 20 gigatons of CO2) from fossil fuel consumption and industrial processes, but apparently not deforestation. Wikipedia currently claims that around 200 million tons of CO2 is released from volcanos (I gather this is around 60 millions tons of carbon equivalent).

    16. Re:This is funny by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      Better link here directly comparing emissions and no wikipedia queasiness: http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/Hazards/What/VolGas/volg as.html

  27. No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Modern "food" turkeys have such huge breasts that they are physically unable to breed without human help. Even if they escaped their pens, they'd be doomed to extinction.

    Modern bananas have been bred totally seedless, like various grape varieties. They spread entirely by grafting. So they too would soon die off.

    The article mocks Poodles, but I wonder a bit about that. They're actually considered one of the smartest breeds of dog there is, and that must be worth something when a major change in lifestyle is called for.

    1. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little yappy toy poodles would breed out, but I dunno, they might catch rats or something.

      Real poodles are freaking big strong dogs. They're terriers, which are all aggressive and intelligent by nature.

    2. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Modern "food" turkeys have such huge breasts that they are physically unable to breed without human help.

      The biggest joke on the turkey since the creation of thanksgiving.
    3. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The article mocks Poodles, but I wonder a bit about that. They're actually considered one of the smartest breeds of dog there is, and that must be worth something when a major change in lifestyle is called for.

      Large poodles might have a small chance to survive, although really the only advantage they have is that they're designed to float on water for longer than most other dogs. Small poodles would be well and rightly fucked, they're just defenseless compared to other small dogs. I mean even dachsunds were bred for hunting - they sent them into holes to attack things like foxes and badgers. I mean, I wouldn't fuck with a badger given the choice, but I wouldn't have any fear of my ability to dropkick a sausage dog.

      Anyway there's still plenty of wild precursors to our purpose-bred food around. So what if a bunch of species we created go extinct when we do?

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    4. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I wouldn't fuck with a badger given the choice
      ... but a beaver on the other hand ...
      what about those turkeys he was talking about?
    5. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      what about those turkeys he was talking about?

      The turkeys are irrelevant. in my county (Lake, CA) the wild ones have overpopulated to the point of being a nuisance, wandering around eating up people's gardens and such. This is a pretty rural area so there's lots of wild land for them to roam, and they have lots of babies.

      Mind you, I wouldn't fuck a turkey either.

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    6. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Slithe · · Score: 1
      Mind you, I wouldn't fuck a turkey either.

      I hope not, you sick freak!
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    7. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Modern "food" turkeys have such huge breasts that they are physically unable to breed without human help. Even if they escaped their pens, they'd be doomed to extinction.

      They'd figure out how to have sex, Americans have.

    8. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by jpardey · · Score: 1

      That's both genders, mind you.

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    9. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      There are still wild bananas (Musa spp.) that are not seedless. Off the top of my head, there is at least one species of wild banana that grows in tropical Australia. Another (possibly the same species) in Papua New Guinea.

    10. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Modern "food" turkeys have such huge breasts that they are physically unable to breed without human help. Even if they escaped their pens, they'd be doomed to extinction.

      However, "wild" turkeys will do quite fine. And they're already extablished in far more ranges thanks to human intervention than they'd have been in without it. (Example: The population in Oregon, descended from some escaped lab animals a few decades back and now solidly established.)

      Their population may fall back a bit, without human management and crops to parasitize. But I don't expect extinction. They're quite adept survivors.

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    11. Re:No Turkeys, no Bananas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit we have wild turkeys running all around eastern NC, USA. And they taste so much better than the farmed raised one. They are kinda dumb though.

  28. Are you kidding? by EightBits · · Score: 1

    Who'll kill off other species and keep the world's gene pool in motion?

  29. A real treatment of this scenario, apparently by s20451 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, although definitely not one of Clancy's best, deals with a enviro-nut case group that wants to eradicate all human life on earth (except their own cult, of course).

    Here's an enviro-nut case group that wants to eradicate all human life on Earth, including their own cult. (They don't want to do it violently, though -- they just want everyone on Earth to agree not to have children, and let nature take its course.)

    Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

    It could be a hoax website, but it's at least plausible.

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    1. Re:A real treatment of this scenario, apparently by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      And this is exactly why you shouldn't smoke pot.

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    2. Re:A real treatment of this scenario, apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is, this means they won't have any kids...

      Problem Solved!

    3. Re:A real treatment of this scenario, apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know another one, but they are not environmentally inclined: the Church Of Euthanaisa (http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org)

    4. Re:A real treatment of this scenario, apparently by sge · · Score: 1

      They should get an Honorable Mention from the Darwin Awards, it can be a full Darwin Award after they quit this world.

      http://darwinawards.com/stupid/

  30. And the Earth will know how? by bohemianflux · · Score: 1

    Earth is not conscious or sentient. We, the homo sapiens, are. From the collected human knowledge so far, we are the only ones. And this is our first time doing it. So gimme a break. Its a no brainer the Earth will heal. But the mutual goal ie win-win situation is that how can the humans repair the damage and maybe even return the Earth to a healthier state than it ever has been. That isn't bad proposition for either party. We are on the same fucking side.

  31. Sounds like an argument by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    for nuclear.

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  32. Well, not quite all, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The submitter, and the authors of the article are thinking of suddenly removing all the ecologically incorrect people, of course. This would exclude themselves, naturally from such a genocide. Perhaps Tom Clancy shouldn't have written "Rainbow 6." He has understood the implications of "ecological" thinking far more clearly than most so-called "ecologists."

    Too many environmentalists I've talked to either don't or can't really think through the implications of the programs they are promoting. Many, many of them really do mean dramatic reductions in population in time frames and won't or can't see that that can only mean death on a large scale. And implicit in their programs is the assumption that such a mass genocide wouldn't include them, of course!

    They should consider leading by example.

    1. Re:Well, not quite all, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it matter if the environmentalists too die? The point they are making is that we're shitting in our own household - Planet Earth. The best way to improve human life is to change the way we stewart the Earth and not have so many of us putting stress on it. Killing all the environmentalists will not solve the problems, in fact, its usually the enviornmentalists who stewart the Earth the best and practice less environmentally destructive lifestyles.

      This is the fallacy of individualism. This isn't about a plualrity of opinions, its about the truth and the self-centered nature of today's humans that basically say "Fuck You" to their own enviornment. We are a free society - free to dig our own collective graves.

    2. Re:Well, not quite all, of course by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      And some of us who aren't environmentalists and who are instead nativists, think that would be a good thing too....

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    3. Re:Well, not quite all, of course by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Is a nativist someone who wants all non-natives in their country to die then?

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    4. Re:Well, not quite all, of course by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      More to go back where they came from, and live in a traditional, sustainable way for the carrying capacity of the climate and eco system into which the tribe evolved. The problem with this is, of course, that some tribes (Islamics and European Christians, primarily) actually evolved a way of life that is *not* sustainable and requires ever increasing amounts of natural resources to continue. Some native populations also evolved this unsustainable system, but due to natural bariers to migration simply died out instead of violently taking over their neighbors.

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  33. Just like a lot of things by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We are not hurting the planet with pollution. We are primarily hurting each other. As TFA notes, we have left very few permanent traces on the earth. Pollution is - or ought to be - a tort.

    Just like a lot of things, the rich can affect the poor by having the capacity to do more harm by wielding wealth. The foolish can too, but not to anywhere near the same extent.

    As an example, consider Joan Q. Public; buzzing back and forth in her compact which gets 30 MPG. Aside from a few drips from an oil leak and some evaporated (or leaked) coolant, she's not having a major impact. Now consider John F. Doe; charging between stop signs in his 4WD with monster tyres which achieves an average of 12 MPG and worse, he's fiddled his exhaust for that sound which can leave no trace of doubt in anyone's mind, that he indeed has a very small reproductive organ. Then there's Harriet T. Grundgeworth, with her private jet, zipping around between New York, Chicago and Los Angeles, she's got so many things to do and people to see and appearances to make, not by some car do we guage her MPG, but in all the miles it is essential for her to cover. She makes John F. Doe look like he couldn't properly achieve a bathtub ring compared to her footprint on the enviroment.

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    1. Re:Just like a lot of things by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Now consider John F. Doe; charging between stop signs in his 4WD with monster tyres which achieves an average of 12 MPG and worse, he's fiddled his exhaust for that sound which can leave no trace of doubt in anyone's mind, that he indeed has a very small reproductive organ.

      This is totally exaggerated. I am absolutely sure the 4WD monster trucks with monster offroad tires I see around here don't get any better than 10 mpg, and probably more like 8.

    2. Re:Just like a lot of things by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      This is totally exaggerated. I am absolutely sure the 4WD monster trucks with monster offroad tires I see around here don't get any better than 10 mpg, and probably more like 8.

      As with any vehicle, how you drive can affect mileage. I once had a behemoth 1965 Oldsmobile with a 425 ci. engine. With an electronic ignition and careful tuning, I regularly achieve 18 mpg. When I didn't have time to keep it in tune it could drop as low as 11 mpg. When I'd stomp on the gas there was no doubt left that in any mind that it could rule the streets if I didn't mind risking lives and collecting points. Never took it over 80 mph. I see things which look like they belong at monster truck shows, around where I live and they regularly blast down the highway, easily doing 80. But if they drove 65 and didn't stomp on the gas all the time, I figure they could achieve 12 mpg, but that's not what they got these things for, is it? And usually they are feeding it a lot of their paycheck.

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    3. Re:Just like a lot of things by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      As with any vehicle, how you drive can affect mileage. I once had a behemoth 1965 Oldsmobile with a 425 ci. engine. With an electronic ignition and careful tuning, I regularly achieve 18 mpg. When I didn't have time to keep it in tune it could drop as low as 11 mpg.

      It's not the engine, it's the size of the vehicle and the tires. Your "behemoth" Olds isn't 8-10 feet tall and doesn't have 4 foot high tires. I seriously doubt these trucks could break 10mpg even driven slowly. There's too much wind resistance, and the rolling resistance from the tires is immense. And that's when cruising; any acceleration is going to seriously guzzle gas because the wheels/tires weigh so much and have so much inertia to overcome.

      I knew a guy at work a few years ago who had a jacked-up Chevy truck, and he claimed he got 10 mpg no matter how or where he drove it, in the city or on the highway. And his didn't even have the gigantic monster offroad tires that a lot of trucks have (with four shocks on each side, etc.), just a standard lift kit. I think my 8-10 estimate is probably quite generous.

  34. Better? by venicebeach · · Score: 5, Insightful
    'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better'
    Better for whom?
    1. Re: Better? by janzen · · Score: 1
      Exactly. Value judgements like this beg the question, "Of value to whom, and for what?".

      I realize the very mention of her name is likely to start an off-topic flame war here, but I have to point out that Ayn Rand wrote in some detail about this in The Virtue of Selfishness .

      Also, Michael S. Berliner wrote an essay called Against Environmentalism on this subject.

      Now, arguably he casts too wide a net in his diatribe against "environmentalists". I very much share his preference for technological and free-market solutions. But writing from Singapore - currently blanketed with an unhealthy level of smoke from Indonesian forest fires started by unscrupulous plantation managers and ignorant savages practicing slash-and-burn farming - I have to wonder whether there's a point at which pollution moves from being a tort, to a crime, to an act of war.

  35. Zen Koan by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

    What would earth look like if there was nobody there to look at it?
    um.. er... I've just gone cross eyed...

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  36. Military bases and DMZs are the best preserves by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 1

    I recall watching a few news programs saying the best places that preserve wildlife are military bases. Most of the base is never used, yet a buffer is kept around the areas that are used. Since people are prohibited from walking onto those bases with their hunting rifles and ATVs, these bases have actually become the best wildlife preserves, in fact better than those which are in place to protect wildlife.

    Another program I saw was discussing the DMZ between north and south korea. Aside from the outposts that scatter the line, this long fuzzy border does not have a whole lot of foot traffic and has allowed for the some wildlife to retake what was once theirs. Ah, just dug up an article on this: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/08/ 22/korea.bio.dmz/ Funny how they mention the only threat to this "preserve" would be peace between the two countries.

  37. Confusing writeup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What if every human being, all 6.5 billion of us, were suddenly abducted and the planet was left to fend for itself? The planet would heal.

    Even if we were all whisked away and our nuclear reactors melted down, it would have a surprisingly little effect on the planet


    Which is it? Either the Earth is in danger and needs to heal, or we really don't have much impact on the planet.

    Can't have it both ways. If you're going to write a doomsday article, you better decide on the angle of it BEFORE you write it.
  38. MOD PARENT FUNNY! by Slithe · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Sorry, I do not have modpoints myself.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT FUNNY! by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Actually, the parent and grandparent posts should really both be modded informative.

      Then again, maybe that's why I no longer have mod points...

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  39. Geological Time Scale by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    >> In the grand scheme of the world there would be little evidence of our existence at 100,000 years.

    No shit, Sherlock. Unless you're from Kansas, the earth is around 4.5 billion years old, and Homo sapiens have been around for about four hundred thousand years. On a geological time scale our existence is completely irrelevant.

    1. Re:Geological Time Scale by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Only 400,000? I thought the homo species in general was closer to 2,000,000. Or are you only talking Sapiens?

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    2. Re:Geological Time Scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sapiens only. Other homonids, about 4,000,000 years.

    3. Re:Geological Time Scale by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      Liar! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5001/5001_01.a sp

      Because we know the Bible doesn't contradict itself.

  40. Better or Just Different by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

    Always remember, 'better' is a human-formed opinion. The Earth would not be better, or worse, off without us. Just...different. If all life were removed from Earth, it would be far worse... in our opinion. Without humans, their is no know universal qualifier as "better" or "worse;" just "is" or "is not," though without a way to observe, we couldn't be sure...


    All of humanity shares a wonderful ability to briefly transcend their individual lives and apply human qualities across far-reaching matters. That we can say "without us, the world would be better." If there is one true glimmer of hope in humanity, it is that we have so deeply ingrained ourselves a necessity to acknowledge our deficiencies.

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  41. Re:Fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, can't you ever come up with a real post subject?

    I mean, even I MOO a lot, but you just aren't any good at it.

    If you can think of nothing else, may I suggest... Subject: Fuck!

  42. Of course, we evolved for a REASON by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    And likely, half a million years after we're gone, chimps or bears will recreate their own special version of the human species.

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    1. Re:Of course, we evolved for a REASON by admactanium · · Score: 1
      And likely, half a million years after we're gone, chimps or bears will recreate their own special version of the human species.
      man, charlton heston is going to be pissed.
  43. Save the whales? Or save us by saving the whales. by dominion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Probably the biggest PR mistake that environmentalists ever made was that they made their activism about "The Earth", and not about our ability to survive on it.

    Nature is a resilient bitch. We could hardly do the kind of damage necessary to make Earth unlivable by something.

    We can, however, make life very unpleasant for mankind. And that's why we need to preserve the environment as best as possible. For us, not the environment.

  44. Of course the planet will be fine by Astarica · · Score: 1

    I'm not aware of how the Earth, taken as an entity, can 'lose' before the rest of humanity 'loses', ignoring planetary colonization (one would think the technology required for this would be enough to clean up whatever problem we cause at home). The planet is certainly far durable than we are, and we're getting along fine right now so it can't be worse than us.

  45. Except for the fact that... by OSXCPA2 · · Score: 1

    ... human beings are the only organisms capable of attaching value to 'better'. Other organisms certainly struggle to live, but can't assign a value to living.

    Stupid argument, but the sentiment (preserve the Earth) is valid, IMHO.

  46. Re:Yup by monoqlith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ben Affleck has vanished and now no one can save us!?

    I thought Ben Affleck vanishing was saving us.

  47. Yea nature will reclaim the planet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but aren't humans a part of nature either? enough proof for me that the "system" isnt as perfect and symbiotic as everybody likes to think. in the end, the planet itself is doomed to die (red dwarf and whatnot). dig that, hippies!

    of course it'd be worth it notheless to take care of the precious ecosystem.

  48. Re: by ottothecow · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was really hoping the article would come with a picture.

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  49. I don't buy it by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We find dinosaur bones after a hundred of millions of years. But there wouldn't be a single trace of the gigantic structures we've built? Sounds unlikely. I'm surely one of those concrete buildings will accidently not get meddled with too much (and in turn shield its contents a little better). If in just a few million years our presence would go unnoticed by an intelligence similar to our own, then wouldn't that imply that for all we know this hypothesis actually did happen to the dinosaurs and possibly species before (or even since) them?

    1. Re:I don't buy it by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We can assume that no intelligent life existed on Earth before man due to the abundance of natural resources (such as oil, coal, iron, copper, etc) in easily accessible locations. If man screws it up and makes himself extinct, that's it for intelligent life on Earth -- the next creatures to evolve a semblance of intelligence will not have access to the necessary raw materials to create a civilization for themselves. All the easy-to-reach resources have been largely exhausted, necessitating the development of technologies as deep drilling and strip mining. These techs would be unavailable to future creatures, as they implicitly depend upon having tools already.

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  50. Humans Only Have Power When They Can be Blamed? by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1
    What if every human being, all 6.5 billion of us, were suddenly abducted and the planet was left to fend for itself? The planet would heal.

    This coming from the eco-hystericals who focus entirely on humans as being solely responsible for anything that happens on the entire planet, which is usually bad. That's some lopsided power.

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  51. earth first by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    "What if every human being, all 6.5 billion of us, were suddenly abducted and the planet was left to fend for itself? The planet would heal. "

    I think i have heard similar things from earth first terrorists here in boston. The only difference being this "scientist" talks about alien abduction whereas the earth first freaks talk about the more realistic way of doing the same thing, killing thier fellow humans.

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  52. Oh No - Another Guy In A White Lab Coat by cannuck · · Score: 0

    As usually - nothing like a good bullshit session by some guy in a white lab coat pretending to be talking scientific - when it's all about "bullshit baffles brains". Where's most methane come from - people farting? - no..... cows farting and pooping!



    Lets look at this planet 10 million years ago. Looks different from the way the planet nows looks? Naturally it does, 10 million years ago this planet was covered with ice!!



  53. Just you wait by shoor · · Score: 1

    -As the article puts it, 'The humbling -- and perversely comforting -- reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.'"

    yeah, well, unless we suffer some big setback (not impossible) through disease or turmoil, we ought to have the
    ability to do major terraforming on terra in a few decades. More seriously, what is meant by "Earth will forget us".
    Did earth forget the events that caused the great mass extinctions of the past? We've been responsible for a quite
    a few extinctions ourselves. The earth as a planet is just a thing. It's only the biomass that has any awareness,
    and it is in constant flux, the oldest things being only a few thousand years old. Strip that incredibly thin film
    of living stuff off the surface and the rest of what we call the earth wouldn't care if it was vaporized in a supernova.

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  54. The planet would heal by djupedal · · Score: 1

    The planet will heal whether we get out of the way or not. It will take us offline, as a necessary step towards self-correction.

    Thinking we have control from the top is a mistake - that is like a giant clam feeling remorse for eating too much plankton. We are simply one part of one large mechanizm that will do whatever it needs to make corrections.

    It is only our hubris that allows us to think we are part of the system, yet somehow unique.

    We are not unique and it is just a matter of time before the system tosses off what it feels is the source of a major problem.

  55. Once computers and robots take over by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    we will find out.

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  56. All life on earth is doomed without advanced tech by sanermind · · Score: 1

    The earth will be engulfed (or superheated) by the sun when it eventually expands into a red giant. Billions of years of evolution will all have been for nothing in the end, unless a technologically advanced civilization is able to colonize space with bits of protected ecosystem. Humanity (intelligent life) is the high-point amongst the achievements of evolution, and it will be necessary if any life from earth is to perservere.

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  57. Dinosaurs said all this before.. by zytheran · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what the dinosaurs said 65M years ago.
    "You just watch Cyril, we might only have been advanced for 300 thousand years but if by some fluke we kill ourselves off, the only trace will be the layer of iridium from our iridium reactors as they all melt down. Apart from that and a few lucky bones and they'll never know our advanced society even existed!"

    1. Re:Dinosaurs said all this before.. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      And when the aliens show up 100K years from now the'll see the layer of radioactive waste and think we destroyed ourselves in a nuclear war. Never will they know that it was some enviro-terrorist with a WMD (weapon of mass disapearance) really did it.

      Like you show above, we can make scientific guesses about the far past, but there still guesses.

  58. "will" forget us? by ottffssent · · Score: 1

    Not "would" forget us?

    Does this man know something the rest of us don't?

    Does he, perhaps, have some mad scientist aspirations his fellow planet-mates might like to know about before we read about it in our obituaries? :)

  59. yeah yeah by mackil · · Score: 1

    The Earth will forget us until it needs us to destroy an asteroid that is hurtling towards it.

  60. Nuclear energy is environmentally friendly! by Jeremi · · Score: 1
    Chernobyl gives hope to this end. 'I really expected to see a nuclear desert there,' says Ronald Chesser, an environmental biologist. 'I was quite surprised. When you enter into the exclusion zone, it's a very thriving ecosystem.'


    For all you pro-nuclear guys trying to figure out what argument would bring the environmentalists around to your side, I believe this is the one. Just be sure to design the reactors to be as unsafe as possible. ;^)

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    1. Re:Nuclear energy is environmentally friendly! by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      The problem with nuclear energy is not the reactors, it is the sloppy engineers and managers who run them. I prefer nuclear to coal and petroleum, but only if the reactors are designed, built, and most importantly run by competent safety-oriented professionals (and this means they must be properly funded).

  61. 100,000 years a short time? nah. by blueadept1 · · Score: 1

    When was the last time you saw any evidence of the previous existance of the carribbian monk seal? We cleaned them up real good in just 46 years. Take that Earth, take that.

  62. Vive la difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  63. An idea by Wiarumas · · Score: 1

    This article gives me a great idea for an MMORPG!

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  64. WTF is this doing on slashdot? by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

    Aren't there enough places on the web for this type of crap?

    Let me say this once so we are all clear: the survival and progress of the human species is the ultimate in morality, and work towards those ends is the highest obligation of every member of the species. The struggle to make the most of our potential is the only proper way to show respect to our creator and to our ancestors, regardless of who you personally believe that creator to be.

    If some people are so deranged that they think their own species is a curse upon the universe, they should have the decency to sneak off to kill themselves while the rest of us get on with things.

    This is not news for nerds, and it certainly isn't stuff that matters. This is pathetic and not worthy of a headline.

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    1. Re:WTF is this doing on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ain't that the truth brother, Amen to that!
      I think it's high time we stop putting up with this pinko commie bullshit. Whats the world coming to?
      I saw we all go out, gather up as much styrene, benzene and PCB's we can, haul em' out into the country somewhere and burn em'! You know, just have a big bonfire of pollution to show these nature lovers who's the boss.

      Are you with me!

  65. George Carlin on "saving the planet" by hellfire · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The planet is doing just fine... it's the people who are fucked."

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  66. Fiction by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    As a kid I used to read a lot of science fiction - Bradbury, Heinlein, Zelazny, Niven, etc.. Like a Slashdot users, I grew up with Star Trek and Buck Rogers. Though the article is new, SF has been asking these questions for a long time. When nuclear power first came about I imagine that lots of folks, maybe listening to a PSA about "What to do in the event of a nuclear strike", wondered what would happen if people were wiped out. Whether it's through an atom bomb or the Sun going supernova or the heat death of the Universe, our species is not immortal. We will die. So maybe it's no different from the ancient stories of the Cyclops. They know their death and this makes them look inward, look outward, maybe develop some Eastern approach to life and morality and mortality. Maybe they are like the Tolkien's elves who know their time will end... Or maybe like that civilization in Star Trek that built a machine to hold the memories of their race. Or heck, we may create a God and an Afterlife.... In any case, it's good that we think about these things once in a while between the day to day drudgery of work.

    I'm typing this from bed. I'm sick right now... nothing serious, but my back is aching, my throat is burning, and I have 12 Monkeys showing on the tv screen (I was going to say I have "12 Monkeys playing on my laptop" but that just sounded weird). So yeah, the slow decay of my once proud Adonis-like figure (yeah, right) leads to these introspections.

    Or maybe it's the cough medicine.

    1. Re:Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not fooling anyone.

      You're just feeling sick because you decided to drink the bong-water after typing in that first paragraph.

    2. Re:Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoot, it's twenty past four somewhere in the world...

      Leprechauns... so many freaking leprechauns.

    3. Re:Fiction by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      "Is there a virus? Is this the source? 5,000,000,000 DIE!"

      That movie freaked me out.

      "Have a merry Christmas!"

  67. so what? by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful
    this is assuming humanity is some sort of scourge, a fungal growth. first off, you reading this right now are human, so to think of humanity in this way is just some sort self-hatred like a depressed teenaged wanker

    fine, go hate yourself. but don't think that your self-hatred is a component of all of us or has any power over your fellow man. i for one have faith in humanity in doing the right thing. am i stupid? am i crazy?

    i don't know. humanity could fail. but i also know that giving up on humanity entirely guarantees that you will fail. so have some simple faith in your fellow man. or, frankly, shut up. because you're not helping anything with empty pointless doubt and pessimism

    constructive criticism is helpful. but empty gloomy pessimism is worth absolutely nothing at all. it is self-fulfilling prophecy to doubt the future of mankind. if you don't believe in the future, you sit there, and you do nothing, and therefore ensure that there is no future. that means you are just damage to be routed around. you're not helpful or useful to anyone else in any way if you don't believe in a future

    and you are quite arrogant if you think no one else believes in a future either, that your lack of faith is supposed to have any meaning to anyone around you. lack of faith does not beat faith. lack of faith doesn't grow anything, it doesn't spread, it just dies. it's just damage to be routed around. faith is something that creates and grows and spreads. faith always beats lack of faith, because it acts and creates. lack of faith just sits there, inert and useless

    join in humanity in faith, or go away, and shut up. seriously, if you don't believe in the future of humanity, why are you talking? there's no future right? so what's the point of trying to add anything? you're not being constructive. being constructive is based on the supposition that it's the worth the effort, that there is a future worth working towards

    so make up your mind:
    1. keep talking. therefore affirming that you were wrong. that there is good in humanity worth working for after all
    2. shut up. therefore reaffirming your stated belief that humanity is doomed


    but to continue talking, and not believe in a future, is not a logically cohesive position for anyone to take on the subject of humanity. it's an unfounded and incoherent position in life. so work it out, teenaged human, and get back to us later when you are worth something to yourself and others and have words worth our time for us to listen to
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  68. Just plain stupid by cdn-programmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is just plain stupid. Nice he harps on CO2.

    Little does he know. During the Ordovician CO2 levels were 13x to 17x higher than now. The earth slipped into a deep freeze snowball phase during this time. Throughout the Carboniferous CO2 levels were much higher than now. Back in the PreCambrian CO2 was much higher than now... up into the 80,000 ppm range in fact compared to 370 ppm now.

    So not only is the story just plain tripe - it is also based on a poor understanding of the history of the planet.

    I always thought the Dinosaurs were the most dominant life form. Give me a break!

  69. Space Junk, Moon Junk, Junk in the Trunk by omghi2u · · Score: 1

    There is currently a huge amount of space garbage orbiting the earth. There is also a good amount of leftovers on the moon (not to mention a flag or two). Even given that said space junk's orbit will eventually decay, some may or may not. Even given that the moon will be bombarded with all sorts of asteroids and tasty rocks, our said junk on the Moon may not get oblitterated or decay - it may just end up in the Moon's trunk (the ground...think 2001). -O

  70. Obligatory Carlin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The planet isn't fucked, We Are! -George Carlin

  71. Incorrect by MushMouth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Environmentalists already knew this, we want not to save the trees, they won't have any trouble in the future. We want to keep the planet habitable for the human race.

  72. Bah! by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If terrestrial life "wants" to outlive this Sun, it needs us. Or some critter like us that can use its big brain to invent interstellar space travel. Otherwise the whole exericse will be proven pointless in a couple billion years give or take. Of course there are a lot of pointless exercises in evolution and it's entirely possible we're just one of those. We'll just have to wait for the run to finish and see what happened.

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    1. Re:Bah! by nasch · · Score: 1

      Actually there's one other option besides leaving the Earth. We can cover the near side of the Moon with lights to make it a Sun substitute and push ourselves out of the Sun's orbit before it blows up. I actually read an article about this somewhere. The author made some assumptions about our technological advances, but nothing unreasonable considering we're talking about billions of years in the future.

  73. Earth Abides by opencity · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think of the great science fiction novel Earth Abides by George R Stewart?

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    1. Re:Earth Abides by dyefade · · Score: 1

      Immediately. :)

    2. Re:Earth Abides by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1

      Unforgettable novel.

    3. Re:Earth Abides by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Yes; though I wasn't convinced by the immediate collapse of civilisation to stone age levels. Another is John Varley's Eight Worlds stories, where aliens make earth into a nature reserve and exterminate humans there, leaving us clinging to the moon, Mars, etc (i.e. , the Eight Worlds).

  74. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No mod points when I need them...

  75. The real question is: by LM741N · · Score: 1

    What will America look like when the population gets to 600,000,000? (or insert other country or world as whole and scale)

  76. Re:Save the whales? Or save us by saving the whale by MushMouth · · Score: 1

    I think this point goes over the head of the majority of the above posters. (and that was the point of TFA)

  77. Let the steam out HERE by wandm · · Score: 1

    If you feel you need to let some steam out, you should sign up for 'The Kill Everyone Project' http://homokaasu.org/killeveryone/

  78. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    From the TFA: Alien visitors coming to Earth 100,000 years hence will find no obvious signs that an advanced civilisation ever lived here.

    Umm... They would probably come to that conclusion right now. :-)

    I doubt an "advanced civilization" would treat their own planet, flora, fauna and population as do we.

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  79. Foreboding prediction by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

    Does it bother anyone else that the author uses "will" rather than "would" for all his predictions?

  80. Lets get'er done!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its a wonderful idea, lets cause World War III as fast as possible, because the earth is SO much more important TO mankind than.. well.. All of mankind. ...stupid absurd article... we are not harming the earth, its here for us to use and NO other reason.

  81. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "advanced civilization" is a meaningless term. How advanced? I think we still have a lot of room for advancement. I also think the only way out is through - through technology. Have you noticed that the trend in technology is to use less and less power, and to be smaller and smaller (meaning requiring less materials?) We're moving in the correct direction in a lot of ways.

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  82. Re: by rts008 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Try redorbit.com- good pic's for desktops.
    Yes, I know this will be modded "offtopic"- so what?

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  83. Re:Save the whales? Or save us by saving the whale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the appeal to selfishness.

    Sadly, this is the only way you can get most people to take any action.

  84. assuming the moon is still orbiting... by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    the lunar descent modules & assorted detritus will be there for eons...and the 1 name at the top of every plaque:

                  Richard Milhouse Nixon

    if that doesn't spur demopubs to return t the moon, nothing will;-)

  85. What will really happen .... by Mr.+Lwanga · · Score: 1

    The Sleestak will return.

  86. Point of view! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,'

    Not for the people!

    Actually if you think about it all it would take to make up for any impact we have is to save the world from one enormus meteorite strike which would destroy most life on the planet. Without us the earth has no defenses against this.

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  87. Someone have foresight? by Rand310 · · Score: 1

    This article is not about how we should all just get up and die to make the Earth better. It is to inform us of our own impact on this small island upon which we live.

    And we do have an impact. We are the ecological 'winners' and we are not outside the system, true. But we have the ability to think, to ponder, to plan, to use our knowledge.

    And yes, in the end, it's all for naught, the sun will blow up, our galaxy will crash into another one, time will slowly fizzle out towards a great crunch (and yeah, it would be pretty neat if humanity or its derivative could survive that long). But at the same time, if we could do it while brining along the least 'fortunate' of our kind as well, I think it would be a lot more interesting ride. We bring homeless, sick, and other unfortunate humans along with our welfare. Are you to say it's worth destroying 99% of all the species of 'unfortunate' life which coexists on this earth in order to have a bit more profitable of a day? We destroy in ignorance and in arrogance. We have the ability to live alongside the poor little insect we smash underfoot for fun. We are fortunate enough to have this ability of foresight and compassion. We have the ability to spend our lives in moderation (and still be kings).

    Maybe as a species we are no better than the rabid carnivores of our past. Maybe as a species we have not learned the ability of foresight and we are just reactive, primitive, egotistical, deterministic 'lifeforms.'

    And for those of you who are so bent on building the fastest, cheapest artificial intelligence, artificial reality, or computer of any sort. I will quickly point you to the millions of animals that are erased by our wanton arrogance.

    we have enough. we (should) have the ability of foresight. we can live alongside our planet. But that would require choice, moderation and discipline. But those qualities are exactly what make us human - interesting.

    1. Re:Someone have foresight? by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      It may be that foresight can only be developed through culture. The biological ability exists, but it needs education, paideia, and nurturing from parents, teachers, and other humans in order to make a bunch of neurons in a newborn brain think wisely and with foresight. And currently our culture does little to pass wisdom and foresight across generations. And it's not easy to be pass it only trough a book, especially if the teachers themselves are unable to teach it properly, although it would help if we had such a book in schools. The best solution (albeit still patchy) would be to develop a political system where wise people with foresight could be identified and promoted to leadership. Er, Plato said that some thousand years ago and we still don't have such a system.

    2. Re:Someone have foresight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And currently our culture does little to pass wisdom and foresight across generations"

      Thats total and complete nonsense, if we hadn't learned to pass on knowledge from one generation to another then we would still be living in the stone age, the fact that we're not is directly due to the fact that we are in fact excellent at passing knowledge, experience, wisdom etc etc etc down hundreds of thousands generations.

    3. Re:Someone have foresight? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Thats total and complete nonsense, if we hadn't learned to pass on knowledge from one generation to another then we would still be living in the stone age, the fact that we're not is directly due to the fact that we are in fact excellent at passing knowledge, experience, wisdom etc etc etc down hundreds of thousands generations.

      We're quite good at passing knowledge down generations.

      We're somewhat successful at passing experience down generations.

      We utterly fail to pass wisdom down generations. That's why there's still plenty of fools who have to learn from their own experience, instead of someone elses.

  88. Make a list... by peterkickit · · Score: 1

    Make a list of the ways you imagine manking hurts the earth. Reality be damned. Now write an article showing how each of man's damages would self-repair over time. Ignore the areas where man is actually supporting the ecosystem. (e.g., The first thing that would happen is all domesticated animals would die, from lack of being unable to feed themseleves. Except millions of pet dogs, which would form huge packs to kill off the rest of the world's animals.) It would have been just as simple to come up with a list of ways you imagine mankind supports the earth. Reality be damned. Then write an article showing how each of man's supports would topple over time, leaving the earth a vast wasteland. Boring.

  89. Might be a bigger impact than they think by jbrader · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the sudden loss of god knows how many tons of biomass and several billion large mammals actually have a fairly large impact on the global ecosystem? I

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  90. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1
    From the TFA: Alien visitors coming to Earth 100,000 years hence will find no obvious signs that an advanced civilisation ever lived here. Umm... They would probably come to that conclusion right now. :-)

    Of course they could have a quick look at the Moon instead where there will be a couple LEMs, rovers, and footprints that will still be visible millions of years from now...

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  91. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by ricree · · Score: 0

    Well, the way we are going now looks to be unsustainable, so any species that we'd consider "advanced" in that context would probably have found a much more sustainable way to live. Either that, or they have started taking their resources from other worlds. Like Earth, for example. In that case, we're going to be pretty fucked.

  92. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

    ...and I promise I'm going to learn how to use 'blockquote' soon ...

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  93. Wait a minute by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Earth without humans... yes, but could it run GNU/Linux?

    er...

    Sounds funny but some physicists really investigate the possibility of universe being a big computer (and we are the bits, right? and it looks like we are just a bunch of six billion noise bits, so I wouldn't be surprised if a noise filter wipes us out of existence)

    1. Re:Wait a minute by Firehed · · Score: 1

      So the Big Bang was just what happened when God reformatted?

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    2. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So....How many times did you watch TRON.

  94. Stickler for Rush lyrics by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    "his mind is not for rent, to god or government"

    Should be:
    No, his mind is not for rent
    To any God or government.
    Lyrics by Neil Peart and Pye DuBois

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  95. I can see it now... by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

    The beautiful sunset, the wide ocean, the wonderful glaciers, the glittering streams, and not another human in sight. Bliss, I say. Total bliss!

    Now to get those space colonies working so we can make the earth into a paradise again!

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  96. The planet will forget us... by nixkuroi · · Score: 1

    But will it *forgive* us? Or will it get wasted at the next family reunion and talk about how we were an alcoholic before it crumbles into a vodka induced refrain of "Oh Danny Boy" before pissing on itself and wandering off into the woods?

    You know how the planet is. You can only nuke it a few times it just doesn't care anymore.

  97. I'm volunteering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May we live long and die out!
    http://www.vhemt.org/

  98. Outlook will be better? by mnmn · · Score: 1

    'Better' in this sense is aesthetic. Its an opinion. If there is a huge bloom of foliage and birds it is considered 'good'. Greenpeace will love it. If there is a huge bloom of cockroaches or locust and the land is defoliated we will be blamed for the 'damage', even though it in itself is the success of one form of life.

    So what is good or bad depends on either the diversity of various species and concentrated lifeforms in the area or it has an aesthetic meaning regarding the author's opinion of what a good piece of land should look like (name your favorite species of flowers, birds and big game animals).

    The presence of humans in itself is a success. Apart from the 6.5 billion of us we host uncountable disease bacteria, flea, ticks, roaches, flies, mosquitoes, virii, rats, pets and all the animals who benefit from them or prey on them. We even host fungii on our bodies. These in itself is a successful bloom of various species. Just because its not all green with birds singing does not mean its 'bad'. It only means it has low aesthetic value.

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  99. poor site got /.'d by uberCHIEFTAIN! · · Score: 1

    i think we killed it. are there any mirrors?

  100. What're we, chopped liver? by crmartin · · Score: 1

    As I said over at my blog the underlying assumption all through this is that we humans aren't "nature". We're some kind of unnatural soemthing, I don't know what, and what humans do to survive is somehow not "right", unlike, I dunno, a wolf eating a bunny. (Of course, a lot of the same people are the ones who try to put their dogs and cats on vegetarian diets.)

    It is, how you say, looneytoons.

  101. I'm sure it's been mentioned, but nuclear reactors by music2myear · · Score: 1

    Besides this being little more than a junk science screed against that favorite bugbear, global warming and pollution (hint hint, neither are as bad as a vocal few would make it out to be. What's so bad about the nuclear reactors? Some of the most "Progressive" coutries (such as France) are nearly or completely nuclear powered. Byproducts include steam, steam, steam, and oh, for the humongous amount of clean efficient power put out, a slight amount of radioactive waste that causes less damage if exposed to the average person than the suns rays do over the course of a day. I say cut out the coal-fired dirt bins that power much of the US, maintain the current dam system (don't expand, too much damage to little-understood ecosystems in the rivers they impede and lakes they create), and build lots of nuclear power plants. BTW, anybody ever looked at the actual data for fatalities and life-threatening or disabling conditions caused by such "disasters" as Three Mile Island or Chernobyl? Yea, thought not.

  102. The animals are obviously astroturfing on slashdot by jrobinson5 · · Score: 0

    You know what they say, on the internet nobody knows you're a dog.

  103. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rubbish!

    Aliens will find:

    Fscking AOL CDs

    Chewing gum stains on all underfoot surfaces

    The Duke Nukem Forever development team still hard at work

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  104. Re: by eagle52997 · · Score: 5, Interesting
  105. There Will Come Soft Rains, by Sara Teasdale by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1


    There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
    And swallows circling with their shimmering sound;

    And frogs in the pools singing at night,
    And wild plum-trees in tremulous white.

    Robins will wear their feathery fire
    Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

    And not one will know of the war, not one
    Will care at last when it is done.

    Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree,
    If mankind perished utterly;

    And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn
    Would scarcely know that we were gone.

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  106. Premise of "Rainbow Six" by Vexler · · Score: 1

    This "what if" question was in fact the aim of the group of eco-terrorists in the novel "Rainbow Six" when they devised a virus so lethal that it will kill all human beings in the world. The terrorists, in turn, will seek shelter in a Biodome-type containment area until the virus runs its course, and armed with the antidote they will become the seeds of a new "environmentally friendly" humanity.

    My answer to anyone who practices tree-hugging blindly is the same as John Clark's comment to the presidential advisor at the end of the book: If they want to hug a tree, by all means proceed - but do so without destroying humankind or, as is the case here, asking inane "what if" questions.

  107. Like this? by Wicked+Zen · · Score: 1
  108. Re: by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Man, just look at how we've carved mountains created lakes, diverted rivers. We've put our footstep on the place. Not to mention that giant CHA burned into the moon.

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  109. Yes, and especially telling... by msauve · · Score: 1

    is the "CO2 taking as long as 20,000 years to be restored to it's natural level" phrase, as if man is not a part of nature.

    If one is to point to a "natural level" of CO2, then let's consider all of the CO2 which has been bound into dead plants buried in the ground. Any increase in CO2 levels caused by mankind pales in comparison to the decrease in "natural" atmospheric levels cause by plant life over millions of years. Mankind is simply releasing CO2 which plants have already removed from the atmosphere.

    Free the CO2!

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  110. Nature needs us by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

    We depend on non-human earth organisms, and in the long term, they will depend on us to get them off-planet before the next large asteroid extinction event. We'll take Nature with us to the stars, and ensure our own survival and the survival of many other species. 'Course, we won't save them all, and until we learn enough to significantly reduce our environmental impact we will cause many more extinctions.

    But I don't see how fantasizing about a fictional human-free future is useful unless you're the type to spend a lot of time worrying about the evils the human race is perpetrating and ignoring everything good that we do. In which case this type of fantasy is probably somewhat comforting and, in combination with your medications, helps reduce anxiety.

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  111. Pollution stop? No, not really... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    Pollution would cease being created. It would remain around for many years, CO2 taking as long as 20,000 years to be restored to it's natural level, but will decrease.

    The planetary record says otherwise. CO2 levels rise and fall naturally from much much lower than now to much much higher than now. So too do water vapor averages and methane and so forth. Also, temperatures.

    Yet another boob who imagines a static Earth where the planet has no volcanism, there are never natural forest fires, asteroids don't exist, comets never hit, and all the animals talk and live in little houses with cute outfits like a Richard Scary book. Why do people this that without mankind the world is something out of that Perfect place in the Walgreen's ads?

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  112. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    just for curiosity's sake...

    Mount Rushmore & the giant Spache will last how long?

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  113. Struck a chord... by displaced80 · · Score: 1

    This is a sentiment I've held since environmentalism became a mainstream topic... The tree-huggers have it backwards: the Earth doesn't need saving or protecting, mankind does.

    For all our ego, sophistication, technology and intelligence we are fragile creatures. We can only comfortably exist in a narrow range of climates (which, fortunately for us at present the Earth provides in abundance). Western-style civilisation in particular needs a monumental amount of effort to exist in anything but mild climates. Even as you move to the upper ranges of present climates, the amount of energy, infrastructure and maintenance required to sustain Western-style civilisation increases dramatically. Of course, there's a Catch-22 there: Adverse climates = more energy required to sustain our way of life. More energy production = more contribution to the warming of the planet. We have not yet created a widely-adoptable way out of this situation.

    The Earth is big and old, and there's more 'not-human' on it than there is human. It'll get along just fine after we've eventually screwed ourselves.

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  114. Planet? by twistedcain · · Score: 1

    The planet would heal.

    A rock is a rock. If I pour water on the rock and it gets moss all over it, it's still a rock. If little bugs live in the moss, it's still just a rock. If I dip the rock in acid burning off all the moss and bugs, it's still just a rock. If I hide it in my freezer away from the sun and it gets really cold, it's just a really cold rock. Until I pulverize it into sand, the rock is just a rock. When humans figure out how to pulverize the earth into a fine dust, then we can talk about humans destroying the planet and it needing some type of industrial glue to put it back together again.

    My personal prediction, before dinosaurs were some really big ass creatures that may or may not have had bones, maybe like in that Dune movie. They were huge but died off to make room for smaller more efficient animals like dinosaurs. Next on the chopping block came dinosars and after them, even smaller more efficient creatures took charge. Soon enough, humans will have to step aside for even smaller and especially more efficient creatures. The planet may be to small to support 20 billion humans, but it has more than enough room to support 20 trillion insects. Once the insects get done overpopulating and dying out, the microscopic organisms will get their turn. The planet will be able to support a googolplex of them.

  115. Just Like WoW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One day you're at the top, thinking you have to be there to make things work. Leave and the machine just keeps going and going like you were never there.

  116. geez not even nonbiodegradable stuff? by 2ms · · Score: 1
    I figured there would at least be massive quantities of non-biodegradable junk like everything made out of plastic for example left behind in landfills and stuff but all it says is

    And if the visitors chanced across one of today's landfills, they might still find fragments of glass and plastic - and maybe even paper - to bear witness to our presence. "I would virtually guarantee that there would be some," says William Rathje, an archaeologist at Stanford University in California who has excavated many landfills.

    He says "might", as if it would actually be surprising that one might be able to find a few tiny little traces of our existence in places like landfills!!

  117. Without us? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Dude, without us Earth would suck.

    I can't understand PETA freaks and environmentalist madmen, but this idea is in another league altogether. Who gives a flying f-ck if the planet would have less CO2 if we weren't there? Do you know what it means to have thriving ecosystems on a planet with no humans?

    WRONG

    You don't know, because it means nothing at all. Not only are you now saying that we should protect the damn planet, the summary suggests that the planet should be protected even if we don't exist anymore, and that masses of cockroaches and panda bears can somehow serve as a motivating factor. I'm sure the guys at GreenPeace all wish they could give you a collective blowjob right now, but this idea is full of shiite.

    If humans are there anymore, then it doesn't matter, genius. Cats exist because we need something cute to pet, wild animals exist because we need Discovery Channel, and dogs exist to chase cats. There is no higher purpose.

    You need to come to grips wih the fact that we rule. If we nuke ourselves from space, there will be no one to sit back and sigh at the beauty of the empty swimming pool we left behind. We give so much to the universe. We gave it G.W Bush. We gave it Ted Stevens. We gave it Tubes. We invented pr0n.

    Just..never mind.

  118. The Last Man on Earth by Hahnsoo · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not talking about the silly (but classic) Vincent Price movie, parodied later in the Simpsons. This topic reminds me of a Poul Anderson short story published in Omni, Dec 1992 called "In Memoriam". It's a great read, especially if you are into "hard SF", and it covers a lot of the topics mentioned above in TFA and discussions.

  119. So are we really the first? by mpn14tech · · Score: 1

    So if the earth can so completely erase the existence of an intelligent civilization is there any reason to think we are the first intelligent species to appear on this planet. Applying the same principle as the earth not being the center of the universe, is there any reason we are the first technological civilization to evolve here?

    Even if a prior native intelligence made it to the moon and mars would we even be able to find evidence there?

    1. Re:So are we really the first? by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      is there any reason to think we are the first intelligent species to appear on this planet.

            What, apart from the mice and the dolphins?

            Seriously, mineral deposits. We take huge deposits of minerals and suck out the pure minerals we need. Then we spread 'em around the whole world in the products we produce. Finally, we lay them to rest in garbage dumps, landfills, etc, mixed in with a whole bunch of other relatively pure substances. Now assuming an intelligent species built tools and produced things out of their environment, there should be very few places left where one could find concentrations of a single mineral, and a lot of places where we could find homogenous deposits of "waste" minerals. Just a thought.

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  120. hypocritical by Will+Penman · · Score: 1

    "Chernobyl gives hope to this end. 'I really expected to see a nuclear desert there,' says Ronald Chesser, an environmental biologist. 'I was quite surprised.'"

    So, the proof for predicting humanity's impact is that last time something unexpected happened, our prediction was wrong.

  121. not FUD, it's the PLAN by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,' says John Orrock, a conservation biologist.

    Sad truth? This is an environmentalist's fantasy dream.

    Sure, mod me 'troll' but at least read the article at http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_2006/2006-04-0 7/feature1p/index.html ...following a recent speech before the Texas Academy of Science in which Pianka endorsed airborne Ebola as an efficient means for eliminating 90 percent of the world's population. Pianka received an enthusiastic and prolonged standing ovation. Later he received more applause from a banquet hall filled with more than 400 people when the president of the Texas Academy of Science presented him with a plaque naming him 2006 Distinguished Texas Scientist.

    Not warned, ENDORSED.

    The environmentalist agenda, if they are honest enough to admit it, is ultimately about elimination of humans because essentially the problem is that there are too many of us. End of story.

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    1. Re:not FUD, it's the PLAN by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Airborne ebola, hmmmm where have I heard this before? Oh yea, read Rainbow 6 by Tom Clancy published in 1998. He covers what is possible when a group that thinks like this has a large bankroll. Of course he compares them trying to "save the planet" to the NAZI view of population control, but it makes just as much sense. These Druids talk like the planet is an organism of it's own, not made up of all the organisms on it.

      I don't care how many nukes get set off, there will always be cockroaches!

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  122. Earth without people? by greenguy · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see that!

    Oh... wait.

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  123. "Environmentally Sound" pile of manure. by Beefslaya · · Score: 1

    Articles like this are unfounded psychobable on unproven guesses.

    Lets take the first statement in this article...

    "Humans are undoubtedly the most dominant species the Earth has ever known."

    Totally incorrect and full of treehugging feel good mush.

    Any species of ANT impacts the Earth and environment far more then humans ever have.

    Think about it...

    Am I supposed to feel guilty about this tripe? Put down the bong "man" and get a life.

    1. Re:"Environmentally Sound" pile of manure. by E++99 · · Score: 1
      "Humans are undoubtedly the most dominant species the Earth has ever known."
      Totally incorrect and full of treehugging feel good mush.
      Any species of ANT impacts the Earth and environment far more then humans ever have.

      Absolutely. And practically any species of bacteria makes ants look like, well, humans, by comparison. As the theme among sane people here has gone, Spiritually and Intellectually humans are of the utmost significans on this planet, biologically and ecologically though, they are about as insignificant as they can be.
  124. Ice age within a couple centuries. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,'

    He missied a BIG point: ... CO2 taking as long as 20,000 years to be restored to it's natural level, but will decrease.

    Unfortunately for this rosey scenario, it now appears that humans CO2 output has been holding off an ice age - which should have been well under way by now - since the dawn of agriculture at what was the temperature peak of the current interglacial.

    Absent humans' emissions the temperature should crash back onto the (falling and accellerating) downward curve within a couple centuries. (The CO2 level might be detectably {if anybody was there to look} above its "natural" level for a long time, but only by a squidge. Asymptotic approaches are fastest when they have the farthest to go.

    But don't sweat it. By the same model, even if we drastically cut back on carbon emissions to carefully hold global temperatures level (and trashed tech so we couldn't do anything else useful later), we'd run out of fossil fuels and crash back into the cold times within a two milleniua or so.

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  125. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1
    In the grand scheme of the world there would be little evidence of our existence at 100,000 years.


    Likewise. In a hundred years or so, the entire planet will be disassembled post-Omega point.

    I'm betting on the humans, not the planet. We are at the borderline of resurrecting extinct species. Send the disasterbation somewhere else.
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  126. He's a hater by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

    I'd assume most environmentalists are people with a somewhat benevolent heart that are trying to minimize the negative impacts of humanities dumber ideas. They may whole heartedly embarce new technologies and change, or they may be somewhat to very skeptical about it. But for the most part they are looking towards getting us all to work and play well together.

    And then, once in a while, you get the throwbacks. The ones that are the mirror of the creationist whackos. The ones that have somehow come to convince themselves that humanity is not part of the natural order, but set apart from it. Except these guys think humans are some sort of actual plague, and that "nature" is in some kind of contention with it. These folks actually like the idea of wiping out humanity. Of course they would go with the rest of us, but it would be a small price to pay to "heal" Mother Earth. This mentality isn't even tree hugging, it is head-in-the-earth sucking straight from the mother tit. The folks from Earth First grab the headlines, but this is the bat-shit weird thinking that should scare us all.

    Granted, humans do some stupid things and ought to know better. But using that as a justification to highlight how much better off the world would be without us is just warped. Maybe this guy never heard of the Anthropic principle, but it is all around us and he can't really avoid it. We are in charge whether he likes it or not. What we do with our stewardship is never going to lead to (deliberately) offing ourselves. We'll leave that to chance, or the next domininant species to come along and take it from us.

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  127. What about the dinosaurs? by CaroKann · · Score: 1

    The idea that within 100,000 years there will be little evidence of our civilization make me wonder if there were ever any civilizations in the era of the dinosaurs. Or, for that matter, in any ancient era.

  128. Another article about... by NotFamous · · Score: 1

    W.O.W.?

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  129. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Hello, I'm a PC
    -...and I'm a Mac.
    - Hey that's a cool blockquote. Why can't I do that?
    - Because you're a fucking retard PC user.
    - Oh. I suck I guess...
    - Yes. Now go play, I have work to do.

  130. the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone look at the picture (http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/archive/2 573/25731101.jpg)? The areas where mammals have lowest risk of extinctions because of human involvement is where the population density is highest. What does it tell me? It tells me that the nature will find a stable equilibrium even if the population keeps increasing.

    and what the heck does he mean by "natural state"? anything that any creature does is non-natural. if a lion killing a deer is natural, then so is farming by humans. it is called living.

    1. Re:the picture by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      The areas where mammals have lowest risk of extinctions because of human involvement is where the population density is highest.

            Perhaps that's because the ones that can't tolerate being so close to humans are already dead and the only creatures left are the "domesticated" ones like dogs, cats, houseflies, rats, cockroaches, etc?

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  131. Re: by Frazbin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Discover magazine has a much more poetic article on the same subject-- and there's a picture!
    http://www.discover.com/issues/feb-05/features/ear th-without-people/
    It really blows the other stuff on the topic away, IMO-- it's definitely the first article in Discover to actually bring tears to my eyes.

  132. Can't wait for that to happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing more to say...

  133. Save the Humans! by nessus42 · · Score: 1

    I've always thought the slogan "Save the Planet" to be pretty stupid. Like we're really going to do any real harm to the planet? Or even mother nature? Certainly not with the technology we have today in any case. There have been volcano eruptions in the Earth's past that have released energy far in excess of the energy in all the nuclear weapons of all countries put together. Likewise for asteroid impacts.

    What we can and might easily do is make the Earth's environment incapable of sustaining human life. But that will just make the world safe for the ants and kudzu. Life will go on, just perhaps without us.

    Fuck the planet -- save the humans!

    |>oug

  134. the earth will recover... by jelsdon · · Score: 1

    Until animals evolve into humans again

  135. Adios, Amoebas! by antispam_ben · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quoting that link:

    One of Pianka's earliest points was a condemnation of anthropocentrism, or the idea that humankind occupies a privileged position in the Universe. He told a story about how a neighbor asked him what good the lizards are that he studies. He answered, "What good are you?"

    Pianka hammered his point home by exclaiming, "We're no better than bacteria!"


    I've heard estians, aka estholes (est, renamed Landmark Forum) say "We're all just tubes."

    SPOILER: Have barf bag ready as you read:

    The tubes thing refers to the human digestive system - our sole purpose in life is to eat and shit.

    The "environmentalist" movement was taken over by socialists/anti-capitalists (if it looks like they have more than one agenda, it's because they do), but even more, they want to reprogram everyone's mind, just like a cult. "We're all no better than bacteria."

    They're debasing the whole of humanity. How quaint.

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    1. Re:Adios, Amoebas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >but even more, they want to reprogram everyone's mind, just like a cult. "We're all no better than bacteria."

      Environmentalism is one of the less attractive outcrops of the protestant religion. The bit that goes: "We are sinners! Our doom is upon us. Oh lord, we must be punished". That sort of thing. And: "Whatever we do, we cannot possibly do right. All solutions will only lead to more sin". More of a pathology than a cult really.

    2. Re:Adios, Amoebas! by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      The "environmentalist" movement was taken over by socialists/anti-capitalists (if it looks like they have more than one agenda, it's because they do), but even more, they want to reprogram everyone's mind, just like a cult. "We're all no better than bacteria."
      Is your tin foil helmet pinching especially hard today?
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    3. Re:Adios, Amoebas! by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

      "(if it looks like they have more than one agenda, it's because they do)"

      If it looks this way to you it's because the "environmental movement" is filled with a wide range of people and opinions. It's not like all the capitalist pigs opinions are in goosestepping unison... oh wait.

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    4. Re:Adios, Amoebas! by kabocox · · Score: 1

      The "environmentalist" movement was taken over by socialists/anti-capitalists (if it looks like they have more than one agenda, it's because they do), but even more, they want to reprogram everyone's mind, just like a cult. "We're all no better than bacteria."

      Um, this is where good ole dictatorships, communism, monarchies, republics, and capitalist system come to the rescue. Yes, you are no better than a bacteria and should be consider yourself no better than a bacteria and do what I or my appointed ones tell you. The secret is that you are no better than a bacteria, but I'm vastly better than you so I should have the results of most of your labor and generally better resources just because I exist. You on the hand should be thankful to have any resources because you are no better than bacteria. Can you see where this leads? Two groups: The sheep and those that herd them. In most of my examples, the guy at the top or the structure doesn't care about the guys at the bottom and would consider it a good thing if the guys at the bottom never thought of personal advancement in any form. Remember, republics don't have to be democracies. They are just proxies for the voting class whatever form the voting class takes. We could have a rule that "you have to have the desire and will to rule others to be able to vote."

  136. It's a rock, get over it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I have only seen hinted at here in discussions is the fact that for our species to survive we need to get off this rock and find other rocks to ruin. If we leave this rock a ruined garbage dump it doesn't really matter. The only purpose in caring about the condition of this rock is "can it support us long enough for us to find other rocks?". If we don't hurry up about it, it won't. That will not be sad or happy just a fact. Humans just take themselves so darned seriously.

  137. Find out for yourself: EdGCM by HoneyBeeSpace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The EdGCM project is a NASA Global Climate Model (GCM) ported to run on Mac and Win computers, and wrapped in a point-and-click interface. If you'd like to turn the Sun down by a few percent or remove the CO2 you can do so with checkboxes and sliders

    So if you want to find out what the earth would be like without humans, you can do so yourself. Download, double-click to install, and then...

    You can use the values for paleo-climate to get CO2, N2O, and other greenhouse gasses from pre-industrial and pre-human times. You can set up trends (changes in inputs) for the future. You can take modern values and then at the year 2010 have everything drop to pre-human values. Run the model for a few hundred years (a day or two on a modern computer), and you'll see how long until the Earth reaches equilibrium.

    Disclaimer: I'm the project developer.

  138. adding to its deterioration? by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is an interesting fact that people seem to forget. Cars are the clean option. Let me explain. At the end of the 19th century, all major cities were covered in horse shit. It was everywhere. You couldn't step on the street without stepping in maneure. It was a health nightmare, and was responsible for a good amount of the lower life expectancy back then.

    Then cars came along. Cars did not eat or poop. They didn't chew through street lamp poles while idle or spread disease amongst eachother. Cars, in fact, were one of the most environmentally sound technologies to come out of the time.

    Fast forward 100 years, and we have asthma epidemics. The global temperature is rising little by little. The ice caps are melting. But we don't have to worry about massive disease pandemics spread by animal feces and the rats that live off of it. We have a transportation source that produces less C02 (and a lot less methane) per trip than having one horse per person would, and it doesn't impinge burden on the world's food supply. Again, cars are the clean option.

    If we manage our technology like farmers, rotating the impact we have on the environment with every new technological generation, there is no reason why we shouldn't be able to continue indefinitely. Or at least there is no reason why we shouldn't be able to continue for long enough to learn how to clean up this rock.

    All environmental projections assume we're going to continue doing exactly what we're doing indefinitely. And, of course, under those circumstances we'll eventually drain the resources, build up a mountain of a particular toxin, and die. In the 1900's it was biologically active fly bait. At the end of 2000 it is C02. 100 years from now (hopefully) it will be something else. As long as we keep looking for that something else, and keep giving the damaged parts of the environment time to recover, we should be OK.

    In other words, cheer up emo kid.

    1. Re:adding to its deterioration? by tkw954 · · Score: 1
      We have a transportation source that produces less C02 (and a lot less methane) per trip than having one horse per person would, and it doesn't impinge burden on the world's food supply. Again, cars are the clean option.
      I won't dispute your overall point that cars may be cleaner than horses, but these two examples don't really come into play. Horses are CO2 neutral as the carbon in their diet came from the atomosphere (like biodiesel, ethanol etc). And the world has an overall excess of food production capacity, it's logistical and (mainly) political problems that prevent distribution of this excess to the starving.
    2. Re:adding to its deterioration? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Nah, we had crap (pardon the pun) recycling back then. Horse shit makes excellent garden fertilizer!

  139. If humans disappeared tomorrow... by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    It is strangely ironic that if alien visitors show up in 100K years, the most obvious evidence of our presence will be the Apollo landing sites, and the battered remains of satellites in geostationary orbit. LEO satellites will long since have spiralled in and burned up. The stuff we sent to mars would be long buried in the blowing sand. The chance of ET running across one of our interstellar probes would be about one in a google or so. Space is just too big.

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  140. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by cloricus · · Score: 1

    I watched a documentary awhile back late at night on Mount Rushmore and iirc (which I don't, but the info is about right) it will take many thousands of years for Mount Rushmore to be complete (it is designed to be etched away over time to complete itself) and the result should be understandable (as heads) for a good long period...the number in my head is 300,000 years though of course check up on all of these for yourself. :)

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  141. Re: For likely pictures... by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Google "Pripyat", the name of the city in Ukraine that was abandoned after the Chernobyl disaster (as mentioned in TFA). Pretty cool, actually.

  142. As well it should. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'The humbling -- and perversely comforting -- reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.'

    Considering what we've done to her, I don't blame her (Mother Earth). We don't deserve this planet.

    - Dave

  143. This was covered before the author was even born by sootman · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  144. Exactly - define "natural" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Heh, the planet will "heal" and "get better" -- compared to what?

    As far as I can tell, the "natural" state of most planets in the universe is "lifeless". As the parent points out, sooner or later THIS planet is going to be scorched, by "natural" causes.

    The same people who bemoan the "damage" that people do are often the same ones who deny any "higher purpose" for people (e.g. they are not religious).

    Now, I myself, am also far from religious, but if humans have any "purpose" it is to begat other humans and spread throughtout the galaxy, keeping one step ahead of novas, black holes, X-ray quasars, or what have you.

    Not that that is much of a point, but otherwise, there is no point, and then who cares?

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  145. And the sun will come up tomorrow. by argent · · Score: 1

    There are many stories about someone proving that something we believed true is true, and people responding to this with "well, of course"... without thinking that we DO need to test assumptions and prove that what we believe to be true really is true.

    But...

    These are usually things that AREN'T well studied, they're just axioms that are so obvious that they haven't been examined before.

    This is something that HAS been well studied. It's not news. It's not humbling. It's a review of the field, and anyone who is humbled by this "revelation" simply hasn't been paying attention.

  146. Unfortunately, Earth is stuck with us. by wheatwilliams · · Score: 1

    The act of abducting 6.5 million people from the planet would doubtless consume colossal amounts of energy and create massive pollution.

    Unfortunatley, Earth is stuck with us.

  147. Humans change alot... by ssand · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how much we as a society have changed the earth. We have leveled mountains for minerals, sunk forests for dams, and change everything around us. If you live in a quickly expanding city, I would recommend you check out some of the areas that will be developed in the next several years. When anything is really built, the whole terrain is usually changed, and leveled out just so we can build on it.

  148. Re:Save the whales? Or save us by saving the whale by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

    I have to say, this is my opinion exactly. The real problem is that environmentalist keep trying to give human emotions and wants to plants, animals, and the earth. It's ridicilus. The earth doesn't "want" this or that environment or polution. It just exists. It doesn't care how it exists, it just does. If humans did not exist it wouldn't matter if the earth were a barren like mars, a tropical rainforest, or a huge vate of bacterial goo. It doesn't matter, because mattering is a human concept. We should develop the earth to optimize our existance, like any other species does. Of course, that does mean preservering species and environments if it's to our benefit, but we shouldn't worry that "oh no I stepped on an ant and made mother earth cry"

  149. It is all... by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

    just footsteps in the sand.

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  150. Obligatory Heinlein quote... by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

    There are hidden contradictions in the minds of people who "love Nature" while deploring the "artificialities" with which "Man has spoiled 'Nature.'" The obvious contradiction lies in their choice of words, which imply that Man and his artifacts are not part of "Nature" -- but beavers and their dams are. But the contradictions go deeper than this prima-facie absurdity. In declaring his love for a beaver dam (erected by beavers for beavers' purposes) and his hatred for dams erected by men (for the purposes of men) the Naturist reveals his hatred for his own race -- i.e., his own self-hatred.

    In the case of "Naturists" such self-hatred is understandable; they are such a sorry lot. But hatred is too strong an emotion to feel toward them; pity and contempt are the most they rate.

    As for me, willy-nilly I am a man, not a beaver, and H. sapiens is the only race I have or can have. Fortunately for me, I like being part of a race made up of men and women -- it strikes me as a fine arrangement -- and perfectly "natural" Believe it or not, there were "Naturists" who opposed the first flight to old Earth's Moon as being "unnaturaI" and a "despoiling of Nature."


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  151. The Gaia Hypothesis by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    These Druids talk like the planet is an organism of it's own, not made up of all the organisms on it.

    That is "The Gaia Hypothesis" or some crap like that (not that I'm being judgemental of new-age beliefs or anything).

    Here's the Wikipedia article on it:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_theory_(science)

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  152. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Slashdiddly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Using less and less power to do the same task? Sure. However, technological progress necessitates using more and more power in aggregate. In fact, the level of advancement of a civilization is defined in terms of how much power it consumes - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale. So, in the long run there are only two ways of "saving" (ie, preserving) the Earth. One is having us dead. Another is having us get off the Earth.

  153. 100000 years... by crashelite · · Score: 1

    wont the sun go into its extintion process by then and engulf the earth... then go supernova or into a white dwarf?

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  154. If that post had a themesong... by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the chorus would be "Humanity. "#$% yeah."

  155. Isn't that the world the eco guys are looking for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The world described in the article appears to be the epitome of what most ecology radicals are looking for: a world without people. But the subject article misses a key and very salient point: the living organisms on the planet are not safe and secure. Asteroids wiped out most of the living things on the planet at least three times in history, and before that, the evolution of plants wiped out all the living organisms that couldn't adapt to that highly toxic gas "Oxygen." Ecological and climate change are the norm for this planet, not the exception. It just so happens that this time around, human beings are an instrument for that change. Which isn't such a bad thing, I think. Human beings are intelligent creatures and are capable of coming up with mechanisms to preserve the ecology. We already have several theoretical approaches to "fixing" the "greenhouse gas problem" (if that is indeed the problem). We people are the force to be reckoned with; my genocentric ego sometimes wonders that if a species wants to survive, it'd better accomodate US rather than vice versa. After all, how cattle would be just as endangered as elephants if they somehow didn't evolve traits that are attractive to humans. The same can be said about chickens, and dogs, and cats--being useful to humans is the best survival trait for this day and age.

    By I digress. The point I'm trying to make is that humans on the planet is not necessarily a bad thing. It is what Gaiea had evolved to--we are the result of the ecosphere. Only self-proclaimed eco-messiahs think they know what the planet should be like. And they are so full of it because they forgot to consider that even if we killed all the living things on the planet, the planet will survive. The real question, as Malcom said in Jurassic Park, is "whether or not we will."

  156. What a shame by IlliniECE · · Score: 1

    that you can't vote a story as -1 Flamebait

  157. Domestic species are a real issue.... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
    A symbiosis rarely occurs and when it does, it's usually forced (humans raising cattle for milk).

    Not necessarily forced. I read a book a few months ago that uses a variety of anthropological and biological evidence to suggest that domestication (of both plants and animals) arose evolutionarily as a symbiotic relationship that may even have initially benefitted the domestic species more than it did the humans. Look at any domestic species, then at its wild counterparts - which is doing better evolutionarily? The domestic species have someone higher on the food chain making sure they reproduce like crazy - of course they're winning!

    If humans were suddenly wiped off the face of the earth, what would happen to all those dogs, cats, cows, sheep, and corn stalks? You might say, well, dogs and cats can live ferally pretty well - but generally when they are feral, it's near humans and depending largely on civilization for sources of food and shelter. Yes, we may be destroying species by our presence, but if we were suddenly gone I'd bet that hundreds of domestic species would follow pretty rapidly.

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  158. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are presumably millions of planets like ours in our galaxy alone - what would be the point in having another one without intelligent life? Why do people think that a world without humans is better than one with humans? Why is a green, leafy planet inherently better than a radioactive wasteland?

    Because of human values - the same human values that the author is talking about eliminating in such a positive light.

    You green guys are so wierd! Earth has no value except to be used by humans - I can understand preservation and conservation in the context of preserving value for future humans, but the humans must come first, not nature (or other animals)!

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  159. "Natural Temperature" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like if the author could elaborate on what the Earths "natural temperature" is. Nevermind the rise and fall of many glacial and interglacial periods. While mankind has likely impacted this cycle, it is almost certain that mother nature is still the stronger force. It is almost egotistical to think man could really hurt the earth in the long run.

  160. Time to cancel my sub by Scareduck · · Score: 1

    I've had enough of these guys. New Scientist is just full of the humans-are-terrible meme. The article can barely contain its glee at the thought of billions of people disappearing, at the very least.

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  161. Sarah Teasdale said it best by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
        And swallows circling with their shimmering sound;
    And frogs in the pools singing at night,
        And wild plum trees in tremulous white;
    Robins will wear their feathery fire,
        Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;
    And not one will know of the war, not one
        Will care at last when it is done,
    Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree,
        If mankind perished utterly;
    And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn
        Would scarcely know that we were gone.

  162. The missing part of the story.... by sjs132 · · Score: 1

    The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,' says John Orrock, a conservation biologist

    [snip] .... Who then went on a killing spree that ended in his own suicide because of guilt over his drive to the office... [snip]

    Get real... get over it... "What if"s only work in movies...

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  163. What's a "normal" CO2 level? by bobp0303 · · Score: 1

    Yes, we're messing up our only home, but CO2 levels have fluctuated widely - The hydrogen sulfide explanation for species die-off that I read here recently is a good cross-link.

  164. you don't... by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    The government should set a price on the pollution, and use the tax dollars to benefit everyone.

    This accomplishes the same effect without a million expensive lawsuits.

  165. Tree huggers by fredcai · · Score: 1

    Why is it that environmentalists (of all people) want us to act unnaturally? Do beavers care about the down river ecosystem when they build a dam? Everyone always forgets that life is NOT static in any way, shape, form, or fashion. It is survival of the fittest (or most adaptable) and the loser dies. Nature worked that way for eons before the EPA or anyone came along; it will work that way long after we are gone. Man is just the current head honcho of the world, and every other creature must deal with it. The key aim of a species is to preserve its own, and we are the only one who actively tries to do the opposite. Man isn't a virus; it is a bacteria. Simply growing and growing until it is halted by outside events or its own overgrowth. That's not anything unusual: it is nature.

  166. Earning Our Keep by Databass · · Score: 1

    The one thing I can think of that could, in theory, even remotely justify our existence here is that we could maybe develop mass space travel and terraforming, and carry our ecosystems into space.

    With no sentient life, Earth's ecosystems will thrive another, oh I dunno, ten billion (?) years or so, then the planet will overheat as the sun expands. IF humans or other post-human sentiences can survive even longer than that, and expand into space, maybe we could keep Earth's ecosystems alive even after Terra herself boils over. If we managed to terraform Mars, our little spaceships would be sort of like the spores of interplanetary reproduction, because we'd probably try to bring as complete an ecosystem as possible with us. Of course, we'd have to live a lot more sustainably to last even .1billion years without causing massive carbon-based global warming, destruction of biodiversity (burning down rainforests for corn farms), and releasing other nuclear, chemical, biological, and nanotechnological poisons into the biosphere. We'd have to learn to live a LOT more sustainably than we do to exist on the "billions" time scale.

    But this kind of thing shows that if "Gaia" were consciously tolerating our presence here, the risk/reward ratio isn't TOO bad. If we can't get our act together? Well, we go extinct in well under a million years, the planet spends a few million more undoing our mess, not too bad in the long term view of things. Suppose we somehow learn NOT to completely strip mine everything to death and sustainably expand into space. (Space elevators powered by renewable energy and such.) If we manage to turn Mars green, that's two Gaias instead of one. Twice the survivability against big meteors hitting one of the two planets and causing massive biological damage. If we terraform a third planet outside the Sol system then from the biological security standpoint the gamble was well worth the polluting naughtiness of our current industrial sentience.

    If all we're going to do with hydrocarbon fuels is drive our SUVs to the mall, then we really are just wasting resources. If we're going to use hydrocarbons to build an infrastructure that can later build better renewable energy sources and space travel, then maybe that might justify our resource usage.

  167. Ironic by inviolet · · Score: 1
    'I really expected to see a nuclear desert there,' says Ronald Chesser, an environmental biologist. 'I was quite surprised. When you enter into the exclusion zone, it's a very thriving ecosystem.'

    And yet, even after his spectacular failure to predict a discrete enviro-biological outcome like Chernobyl, Ronald Chesser will gleefully publish similarly dire, similarly vacuous predictions on a 100-, 1000-, and 10000-year timescale.

    To paraphrase his next dire prediction: 'In 10,000 years, the planet will melt. Or freeze. Or implode. Yes. It will definitely melt or freeze or implode. I really expect to see a desert here.'

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  168. Golf Course -- Prairie by Rick+Richardson · · Score: 1


    We had a golf course that went out of business.

    1.5 years later it was all prairie again. Even the
    greens.

    Weeds rule!!!!!

  169. No Point! by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Why even have the planet earth if we either a) are all dead or b) don't live on it. If saving the planet means removing ourselves from it, then there's truly no point to saving it because we won't be able to use it! I think perhaps the Kardashev scale if fundamentally flawed.

    1. Re:No Point! by Slashdiddly · · Score: 1

      Why even have the planet earth if we either a) are all dead or b) don't live on it.

      Think of it as a natural preserve. You preserve it by getting out of it. You can still visit, though that is usually regulated. There are many uses that are not abuses, such as studying. But if you want to generate 10^27KW you pretty much have to do it elsewhere.

      I think perhaps the Kardashev scale if fundamentally flawed.

      Positive correlation between technological advancement and energy generation/consumption has been true throughout human history as well as when you compare different countries today.

    2. Re:No Point! by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      "Positive correlation between technological advancement and energy generation/consumption has been true throughout human history"

      True, but that that doesn't mean a more advanced society will always use more power. For example, using polymers instead of glass and metal uses less energy, but polymers are generally considered more advanced. The same could be said about computers, modern desktops and servers consume less power; or cars which become more energy efficient as technology advances. I don't think there's any reason to believe that more energy must be consumed as technology improves. The only reason this correlation has existed in the past is the lack of scarcity of energy resources compared to labour. Or course, as energy resources become more scarce, this trend should reverse.

    3. Re:No Point! by Slashdiddly · · Score: 1

      As I already said in my original post (#16495627), we ARE getting more efficient. But we also do more, so energy use still goes up in the *aggregate*.

      Or course, as energy resources become more scarce, this trend should reverse.

      Energy resources are not scarce (ie, the Sun). What is scarce is the energy resources we currently have the technology to harness (ie, oil, coal, gas and, eventually, uranium). We live in a very primitive age still, energy-wise.

    4. Re:No Point! by Slashdiddly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      s/ie/eg/g

    5. Re:No Point! by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is one of the great ironies of the "environmental" movement. To move forward with energy creation into more modern, less wasteful and polluting forms of energy production, we MUST take risks on technologies that in the short term (50-100 years) may run the risk of causing more environmental problems. However, many of these technologies are so villified by the Eco-religion that has taken over much of our scientific community, that little to no research is being done in those areas, and the eco-politics have (in some cases) outlawed or out-regulated these technoligies from being used. Thusly we end up stuck using old, outdated, wasteful and polluting energy technologies rather then moving forward into better alternatives.

      A prime example of this is Nuclear power. A modern nuclear reactor is the safest and cleanest form of power generation around. Research into this area continues to improve the technology, making it safer and easier to use with less and less risk to the environment. Yet there hasn't been a nuclear power plant built in the United States (the world's largest energy consumer) in over 30 years! Why? Because of the eco-religionising of politics and education in the US and the world over the last 50 years. Eco-religion teaches that Nuclear = Bad. Your kids will grow up with extra limbs and three eyed fish will swim through the rivers of Springfield. It's all bullshit, of course, but that's the kind of pap that's being fed to our kids and the general populace. So much so that the NIMBY factor alone has been enough to stop most attempts at reactor building in the last 20 years. I won't even START on the ABSURD level of regulation the nuclear industry has to deal with.

      I live in the Western New York area. We just had to deal with a freak October snow storm that crippled our power infrastructure due to heavy snow crushing the trees and ripping down power lines and poles. I spent 6 DAYS without electrical power or heat in my home. While I could have a backup generator to help out, my question is, why in 2006 doesn't every home have a built-in Carbon-Block nuclear power generator? Why are we still dependant on coal-fired power plants and overhead (or buried) WIRES to deliver our power? Because Eco-religion has kept our power generation capabilities in the 1950's.

      Until we grow up and dump the Eco-religion for good, hard science, it will remain this way in-perpetuity or until we dont have any other choice but to move forward or return to the 14th century technologically.

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    6. Re:No Point! by Greatmoose · · Score: 0

      I'm intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Seriously, that was awesome! Wish I had mods points.

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    7. Re:No Point! by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 2
      Why are there no new nuclear plants?

      We still haven't dealt with where we're going to put all of the spent rods/irradiated equipment/etc. Our best solution to date is to dump it in the remotest part of Nevada, something that most of the Nevadans really aren't terribly happy with. Not to mention that nobody, but nobody, really wants the trucks that will have to move it from plant to intermediate storage facility to final storage facility to come through their town. How much more accepting will people be when every house is producing radioactive waste?

      It makes very little economic sense to do so. California went through this a couple of years ago. Prices went up, graft went up, producers complained that it was too difficult to build new plants and the Legislature responded by making it easier to start new plants. How many new plants went up? Almost none. A governor was removed from office, the power plants that were magically off-line (all at the same time - fancy that) got their repairs done and none of the few producers left wanted to expend the capital to build new plants. New plants were unveiled with great fanfare to the press, but very few were actually built. So, guess what, we're just about exactly in the same place that we were before the last power crisis. Which, of course, makes perfect sense. Why would a market that prices itself based on scarcity be terribly interested in doing something that would reduce that scarcity?

      Do you honestly think that, if the country really needed new power plants and that the utilies were willing to produce them (meaning that there was enough money in it), that "Eco-religion" would stop it? We've seemed to be able to shed our religions convictions when it's been necessary or convenient to do so in the past...

    8. Re:No Point! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      We still haven't dealt with where we're going to put all of the spent rods/irradiated equipment/etc. Our best solution to date is to dump it in the remotest part of Nevada, something that most of the Nevadans really aren't terribly happy with.

      Actually, our best solution to date is to use breeder reactors to reprocess spent fuel so that we can use it again. This requires that we both build breeder reactors and build new types of reactors to run on this new type of fuel. However, we have not done this because some past president (I forget which, to my shame) felt that a disarmament treaty we signed effectively forbid the use of breeder reactors and decided that we wouldn't be building them. Even Dubya (presumably under pressure from someone capable of comprehending the ramifications) wants to go this route, and it's quite reasonable. This would actually make the use of nuclear power profitable because the amount of fuel we consume would be reduced literally by orders of magnitude - although I forget if it is two or three orders. I know there's a big difference (I'm "off by an order of magnitude") but the point stands either way.

      It makes very little economic sense to do so. California went through this a couple of years ago. Prices went up, graft went up, producers complained that it was too difficult to build new plants and the Legislature responded by making it easier to start new plants.

      The whole thing is a farce. I took x86 assembler from a guy who taught a one-off course at Yuba College in Marysville CA, who it turns out is the guy who develops all the software for industrial automation at sunsweet in Yuba City. (I love California... Marysville is in Yuba County; Yuba City is in Sutter County; the cities are on either side of the Yuba River) Part of his job is to watch the grid utilization website that shows what's actually going on. Just prior to the period when we were doing rolling blackouts, utilization was never over 85%. The power crisis in California was a sham.

      How many new plants went up? Almost none.

      The legislature didn't, however, do anything about the idiot hippies who fear nuclear power. No one wants to even TRY to build a nuke plant because they're afraid that, like the last people to try to build a nuclear plant in California, they'll get shut down halfway through.

      Mind you I'm not saying all hippies, environmentalists, what have you are idiots. Just the ones opposing nuclear power, without providing a feasible substitute. Trying to convince everyone to cut back to 10% of their current energy consumption so that we can run on stored power during off-peak times when solar can't produce (because it's night) and wind isn't really blowing, without needing nuclear, coal, or oil, is just not going to happen short of some sort of cataclysm. We need some kind of technology that produces a reliable flow of power for industrial purposes and to run when alternative power doesn't. Nuclear is the cleanest power production source of this type. By preventing the building of additional nuclear plants, what the so-called "green" lobby is actually accomplishing is increasing pollution, because it maintains our dependence on coal, oil, and natural gas (which burns pretty clean but which still produces CO2.)

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    9. Re:No Point! by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      are only two ways of "saving" (ie, preserving) the Earth.

      s/ie/eg/g

      Actually i.e. is the correct usage. He was clarifying his use of "saving" to be more precisely "preserving." He was not giving an example (the meaning of e.g.) of "saving," at least not from the interpretation I took.

      For more details check out Wikipedia

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    10. Re:No Point! by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      why in 2006 doesn't every home have a built-in Carbon-Block nuclear power generator?

      Because the Bush administration doesn't believe we would use it for peaceful purposes.

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    11. Re:No Point! by Slashdiddly · · Score: 1

      I was replying to my own post and correcting myself where I had used 'ie' instead of 'eg'. Yes, I know about periods, italicizing and all that.

    12. Re:No Point! by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      I was replying to my own post and correcting myself where I had used 'ie' instead of 'eg'.

      I wasn't commenting on periods or italicizing...you were correct in your first post -- you used "ie" which is correct. Your second post to change it to "eg" was incorrect. That's all I was trying to point out.

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  170. Bias! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The article is written by reptiles! They are not partial; they still haven't gotten over the dinosour thing.

  171. Re: by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Why do people think that a world without humans is better than one with humans? Why is a green, leafy planet inherently better than a radioactive wasteland?

    Yeah, obviously a radioactive wasteland would be much nicer.

    But no one is advocating wiping out humans. Mnay who oppose conservation try to paint greens as promoting genocide; there are undoubtedly a few nutjobs that would advocate that, but it's not on the agenda of any organisation. The kind of person who could contempalte that is more the Unabomber type, antisocial and at worst capable of murdering a few people or perhaps blowing up a building or dam.

  172. why the article is idiotic by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    1) because of the word "would". There is no "would". Period.
    2) because of absence of definition and absence of sense of any definition of "better" without human factor. What is "good" and "bad" is between God and creatures with a free will. Period.

    Author is complete and utter moron and idiot. And stop posting anything from NewScientist and dumping it to the Science section.

    Duh!

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    1. Re:why the article is idiotic by ctid · · Score: 1

      For somebody who believes in an invisible superhero who lives in outer space, you're pretty quick to use the terms "idiot" and "moron".

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    2. Re:why the article is idiotic by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      "superhero"? LOL.

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    3. Re:why the article is idiotic by ctid · · Score: 1

      I'd love to take credit for the phrase, but it comes from Get Your War On.

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    4. Re:why the article is idiotic by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Do not worry. You can take credit for lack of understanding of the subject.

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    5. Re:why the article is idiotic by ctid · · Score: 1

      Well I'm sure you'll have convinced lots of people with the power of your arguments. Just in case you are interested in defending your original position, you said that the author of the article was a "moron" and an "idiot". Apart from your apparent belief in God, you've offered nothing that could account for your insulting comments.

      By the way, don't feel that you have to defend your views - it's perfectly fine to act like a little kid here.

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    6. Re:why the article is idiotic by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Read the original post, memento.

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    7. Re:why the article is idiotic by ctid · · Score: 1

      I have read your original post several times. There is no content there that can justify your insults. As far as I can see, there's also no content in your responses to my comments. I guess that means you were just calling the author an idiot because you are superior in some way that is not obvious to mere mortals like me. No doubt your God will recognise your superiority and you'll get rewarded in heaven. In the meantime, you can expect the rest of us mere mortals to keep laughing at you, because you like to call people names when you don't agree with them.

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    8. Re:why the article is idiotic by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Explaining the original post

      1. The modality "would" does not make sense in science. It makes sense in model systems (only because you can experimentally prove or disprove it) but not in such complex systems as the biosphere.

      2. My second point simply states that in defining what is good for the planet or what is bad you have to specify definitions of good and bad. You do not like me involving God? Fine. But you still cannot go without reference system of good and bad, which has been always defined only in antropocentric terms.

      Those 2 points are so obvious that they justify the one who complelety ignores them as idiot and moron (meaning, not worse reading, time waster, different ballpark, etc.)

      Is the content clearer now?

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    9. Re:why the article is idiotic by ctid · · Score: 1
      No, the content is not clearer.

      1. The modality "would" does not make sense in science. It makes sense in model systems (only because you can experimentally prove or disprove it) but not in such complex systems as the biosphere.

      Make up your mind. Is it in science or in "such complex systems as the biosphere" that you can't use the word "would". What on earth does this mean anyway? You're saying that a report of a scientific paper can't use the word, "would"? Or is it a scientific paper itself where the word is not allowed in your view?


      2. My second point simply states that in defining what is good for the planet or what is bad you have to specify definitions of good and bad. You do not like me involving God? Fine. But you still cannot go without reference system of good and bad, which has been always defined only in antropocentric terms.

      This makes no sense whatsoever, as far as I can see. One way of defining "good" and "bad" without involving humans is to ask, "would the earth continue to support life if there were no humans here?". We're not the only denizens of the planet, so it's reasonable to say that an outcome where life (albeit not human life) continues on earth is a "good" outcome. The fact that we wouldn't be there to experience it doesn't mean that we can't take a view now.

      I still don't see anything to justify your insults from your first post.

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    10. Re:why the article is idiotic by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Clarifying for the last time. Science is when scientific experiments are involved, meaning repeatable measurements in controlled environment. That defines the scope of the systems one can scientifically research. Earth biosphere is not one of them. You cannot do repeatable experiments on Earth biosphere on a global scale.

      "would the earth continue to support life if there were no humans here?".

      (1) That is not the question of the article. (2) The question is idiotic in its inconsistency, as if the atheists and agnostics do not assume that life have existed on Earth before humans. Now YOU make up your mind.

      To your consolation, the question posed by TA are on the same level of idiocy:

      "The planet would heal". "the outlook starts to get a lot better". "natural level of CO2".

      This is my last reply. Stop writing, I will just ignore you. You wasted too much of my time already. Enroll to a Ph.D. program or smth.

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    11. Re:why the article is idiotic by ctid · · Score: 1
      Clarifying for the last time. Science is when scientific experiments are involved, meaning repeatable measurements in controlled environment. That defines the scope of the systems one can scientifically research. Earth biosphere is not one of them. You cannot do repeatable experiments on Earth biosphere on a global scale.

      Oceaongraphy. Meteorology. These are also not science by your definition.

      "would the earth continue to support life if there were no humans here?".
      (1) That is not the question of the article. (2) The question is idiotic in its inconsistency, as if the atheists and agnostics do not assume that life have existed on Earth before humans. Now YOU make up your mind.

      My question was not summarising the article. You stated that one couldn't define "good" and "bad" without a human context. I don't agree and the question was intended to challenge your assertion. I don't understand your point (2) at all - I assume that it's meaningless religious dogma.

      This is my last reply. Stop writing, I will just ignore you.

      You don't get to decide when I stop writing.

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  173. Visualise... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Whirled Peas... Umm... World Peace...

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  174. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by HeroreV · · Score: 1
    PC: Hello, I'm a PC...
    Mac: ...and I'm a Mac. I am prettier and therefore superior in every way.
    PC: Want to play <almost any game ever>?
    Mac: No, I'm too cool for that kiddy stuff. I don't even recognize such trash.
    PC: Oh. Then what are you good for?
    Mac: Fun. Duh. Like, OMG.
    PC: What kinda fun?
    Mac: Oh, you know, like, sparkling, and shimmering, and that kinda stuff.
  175. 100,000 years from now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reminder of mankind will be Keef Richards smoking leftover nuclear waste.

  176. Re:Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait.. I thought Ben Affleck was the moonraper?

  177. Re: by lmpeters · · Score: 1

    You're missing something very important: the survival of the human species is completely dependent on the survival of nature. We can sustain humanity on a green, leafy planet; we don't have the technology to sustain humanity in a radioactive wasteland.

  178. Or... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Or, the massive glut of women in the USSR could start matching up with the massive glut of men in China.

    1. Re:Or... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But like I said before, they don't want them. Chinese culture is misogynistic, which is how they ended up with this glut of men to begin with. I mean, it's not that there are any cultures which aren't, on balance, misogynistic, but the Chinese take this to new levels. The abandonment of female babies, I think, is pretty strong support for this view.

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    2. Re:Or... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You might be suprised at how quickly men will bend to the will of women if they have no other prospects for sex. They may hate them, but they will do their bidding.

  179. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    I doubt an "advanced civilization" would treat their own planet, flora, fauna and population as do we.
    ..."advanced civilization" is a meaningless term. How advanced? I think we still have a lot of room for advancement...

    Yes, we do have a lot of room for advancment, though I didn't necessarily mean technological. I was actually trying to make a point about humans being self-centered and short-sighted with regard to our environmental stewardship and treatment of others. Some of which may be described by your own sig...

    The war for oil is a war for the beast
    The war on terror is a war on peace

    "And when we go, nature will start over. With the bees, probably."

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  180. Learn to spell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Urgh! It's really annoying when someone claims to be scientific when they can't even spell: It would remain around for many years, CO2 taking as long as 20,000 years to be restored to it's natural level, but will decrease. It's natural level? Come on, spell it right.

  181. So basically by Zex_Suik · · Score: 1

    this could have happened a few times since we fell out of the trees.

    on the other hand, the decay of the effect of our presence seems logarithmic.

  182. Earth will forget us remarkably quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Earth will forget us remarkably quickly

    Then I guess we'll have to make sure it never forgets. *cracks knuckles*

  183. You are brilliant. Bravo by elucido · · Score: 1

    You should write an essay and post it on your own blog.

    Yes what you say is true, humans do have a great chance and responsibility to the earth and to each other, but humans hate life, and each other. How exactly do you reach humans who hate existance itself and who wish life could be shorter and more brutal?

    If you think that way of thinking is insane, alright, how do you reach nihilists who think life is worthless, pointless, meaningless, and that we live simply to die? Finally, how do you harness/channel the energy of hate and convert it from a negative destructive force into a positive creative force? We are being destroyed by our own hatred. We are being destroyed by the fact that we are inefficient.

    We have 6 billion people, but we don't have full employement, thats inefficiency. If we had full employement of all humans on planet earth we'd have cities on mars by now. If we did not invest so much time and money on wars, we'd have gone into mars hundreds of years ago and we'd be talking from different planets right now. So you see, our species is one of the most inefficient species that exists, we hunt ourselves down into extinction, a lot of the time for no reason at all, and other times for religious reasons or strategic turf reasons. Basically, we are doomed, programmed to destroy, it's in our genes.

  184. Amnesia by asliarun · · Score: 1

    The Earth is old and tends to forget a lot of things. Give her a break. Perhaps she's amnesiac because she chooses to be. What with all the shit we do to her... relentlessly

  185. earth w/o ... by mennucc1 · · Score: 1

    "earth w/o people" implies "no more cowboyneal option in the polls" ! hmm, an unexpected benefit

  186. We are inefficient. by elucido · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All the while, when we were killing ourselves, in specific our tribal versions, we basically killed off the people who knew how to take care of the earth, destroying thousands of years of knowledge that likely was passed down form word of mouth.

    Go back further, during the inquisition and during other times of war, entire libraries with thousands of books were burned, knowledge which could have advanced us much sooner was vanished out of existance due to religious reasons. Now it's still happening, as we are as inefficient as we have ever been.

    We have 6 billion people, maybe 2 billion are surviving, the other 4 billion live in complete poverty, and we arent using them for anything. We could be using these people to go into space and build on the moon, or mars, or any planet we want. We could build huge solar spaceships, and literally live in space cities floating around if we wanted to, we have the man power, the brain power, the will, the need, the only thing we lack is the heart. We hate ourselves to the point of inefficiency, just think about it, if all 6 billion people got together to do something, yes we could do it. We built pyramids, we went to the moon, it's all a matter of what we choose to focus on. We can focus on dominance of the planet and it's resources until theres nothing left to do,minate but ourselves, and then dominate ourselves out of existance, or we can move into space and take on aliens, or whatever the hell is in space. Since we don't even know whats up there, it would make sense to find out, I mean what else is there to do down here besides kill ourselves, fight over resources, starve,work, and watch the environment fall apart?

    And no, we will not be able to take our wars into space like starwars if there are aliens in space, in fact if aliens don't like us they'd infect us with a virus and wipe us out and we'd have no defense for it. We can't even deal with stuff like HIV and the avian flu, if a virus came that spread through the air that killed instantly, it would likely kill everyone off before they could cure it, or worse if a virus just made us go insane and destroy ourselves the same result would happen.

    Basically, humans will likely go extinct, it won't be any aliens that do it, if we cannot get along with each other we certainly can't get along with any aliens and would likely be killed off as soon as aliens discover us. Aliens would simply kill all humans and then fly their saucers down to the earth to live on whatevers left. Why would humans be useful to aliens? We don't make good slaves, we are violent, and the humans that arent violent and who do make good slaves get bullied out of existance by aggressive groups of people. Trust me, there are no aliens, and if there were, we'd never get to meet them, they'd wipe us out and take our resources just like we do to ourselves, because they'd play the game the same way we play it, just wipe us out and take the earth.

    When might makes right, and as a species we decide to consciously live by that rule, if there are aliens, even if these aliens are not aggressive, they will see that humans are aggressive and there will be no dialog, no diplomacy, no deal, no communication, we would never discover they even exist, we'd simply be wiped out, likely in such a way that we can't stop it, and likely to simply steal the earth from the monsters(humans) that are destroying it.

    So if you put yourself in the perspective of alien, what the hell would you do if you saw some monsters on earth destroying it, you'd simply kill all of them, and then land your ship, very much like if you saw anything else infested with pests, like roaches,. So the same response humans would give in the situation, assume aliens would give that exact response to us, assume we are pests. You know, maybe we had a choice to choose between being pet or pest, but if we can't take care of ourselves, or the planet, we won't be able to take care of aliens, or be useful in any way, not intellectually, not scientifically, aliens would have no reason at all to ever communicate with a species that has a gun to it's own head. Why should alienns care to talk us our of suicide if we want it so badly as to spend ALL of our thoughts trying to find new ways to do it?

  187. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
    I was actually trying to make a point about humans being self-centered and short-sighted with regard to our environmental stewardship and treatment of others.
    Not all humans.. just this culture. There are still thousands of indigenous human cultures that live in 'balance' with the natural world around them - taking only what they need.

    It is only the arrogance of THIS particular human culture, one of thousands, but one that has swallowed thousands of others, like the Borg, that leads to widespread resource consumption and waste production.
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  188. The Earth would forget us quite rapidly by Jolly_Fat_Man · · Score: 0

    The Earth has barely noticed we were here. After all! What's a few billion years to a creature that can live as long as it can.

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    Blind are we who do not know that we are blind. The world has been boring ever since I got here.
  189. Western Civilization by splutty · · Score: 1

    "So Mr Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?"
    "That would be nice."

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  190. Technology will only make matters worse still.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Without spiritual advancement, any technological advancement will only become more and more dangerous, to ourself, not earth itself mind you.

    We're actually declining, just like the Roman empire, while thinking we're advancing. It's quite sad to see so many blind people around the world waiting for someone to save them, instead of getting away from the idiot-box and start improving the world with their fellow human beings.

    The ignorant masses are counting many orders of magnitude more than those who are starting to take responsibility. Yes, this includes most those who are reading and commenting on Slashdot.

  191. Quad Damage by slidersv · · Score: 1

    The humbling -- and perversely comforting -- reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.

    Unrealistic speculation. In a couple of thousand years, we will damage it beyond all recognition.
    Ofcourse it will recover (hey, it was stardust once). But "recovery" word itself would not be applicable. It would be more of recreation.

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    1. Re:Quad Damage by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Similarly, Humanity cannot be said to be 'damaging' the envrionment, so much as 'altering.'

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  192. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Kaboom13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Im so sick of hearing about native cultures living in "harmony" with nature. Such cultures do their share of damage to the enviroment, they just do it on a smaller scale, mainly because their populations were much smaller and they lacked the tools to do more. Lack of medicine and hygiene means lots of illness, add in regular tribal wars and regular famine, and the population will stay small enough to not make a massive impact on their enviroment. The culture's arent any more noble, and when introduced to the benefits of modern society almost invariable embrace them and all the enviromental impact they bring. And primitive people still managed to overhunt wildlife and destroy natural habitats with the best of them. Don't delude yourself, if they had the tools the most backwards tribe in Africa would cause as much enviromental damage as any American.
    The reality of so called harmony with nature is an existence at the whims of nature, with sickness and death around every corner. Farming, and thus the civilization needed to enable widespread farming with resistance to drought and famine, was so attractive to ancient peoples because it allowed them to break free of an existence dictated by luck and the weather. They didnt give a damn about clearing forests full of animals to make farm land. Humans are, and always have been a fairly selfish lot, with little regard to far long term consequences of our actions. And even if a human culture arose that shunned civilization and lived a life with as little impact on the enviroment as possible, that culture would either quickly be destroyed by other cultures who had learned to bend the planet and it's enviroment to their own purposes.
    The best example of this is the American Indians, who although hardly living in perfect harmony with nature as the tour guides would have you believe, largely lacked the tools or manpower to make signifigant changes to their enviroment. When europeans came, they brought with them the rewards of the quite savage raping of the natural European ecosystem (which, after so many centuries of heavy human inhabitance, barely resembles it's original form) and took their land, and either killed them or forced them off into tracts of poor quality land not deemed fit for european settlement. That society would grow so much by using the abundant resources of a hitherto virtually untapped continent to become the dominant military and economic force on the planet, partly through the development of a weapon capable of causing damage to the planet at a rate never before imagined.
    Humans. in our lifetimes or any other, will never find "harmony" with nature, and even if a subset does, they will likely be killed by stronger cultures who want the only chunk of land not yet completely exploited.
    The only realistic ways to escape total destruction of the planet, in my opinion, is technology. Technology can allow us to enjoy all the benefits of our modern society while at the same time making it easy to avoid excessive damage to the enviroment. Technology could even let us one day harvest resources from other planets, as well as allow us to use existing resources more effeciently. None of that will be accomplished by throwing away our cars and computers and screwing around in huts in the woods.

  193. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by cheater512 · · Score: 1

    Your a idiot. Of course they will find intelligent life.

    I think your forgetting the mice and dolphins.

  194. To paraphrase an old one by initialE · · Score: 1

    If there were nobody left to look at the world, does it still exist?

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  195. Re: by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

    Earth has no value except to be used by humans

    Why do you say that?

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  196. Rubbish by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    The Kardashev Scale was released in 1964, when conservationism was a misspelling of conservatism (no political comment here, just a typo). Things have changed a lot since then, with some of the most advanced societies on earth (European) actually using less energy than 10 years ago. And contrary to the fevered wet dreams of every ethnic mionority, the population of the old world is growing, and not via immigration, either. So in the long run, you're fulla shit. :D

  197. Environmentalism not for the planet by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Environmentalism isn't about saving the planet. It's more about saving the planet for our children.

    Sustainability should be the goal. How can we limit the impact of our existence? Ideally, if we could build completely sealed cities with limited and measured consumption of naturally-generated resources as well as expulsion of waste for nature to recover. Unfortunately right now everyone leans heavily on nature, treating the environment as a bottomless resource that provides all the fuel we need and reprocesses all of our waste.

    Anyway I was struck by the history of environmentalism in that things like the clean air act don't get enacted until the problem gets pretty absurd, like the deadly London fog or the unhealthy LA smog or the ozone hole. I don't really understand the detractors of global warming... it's like they're saying that not enough people have died yet of causes attributable to global warming, so let's press on with excessive energy consumption and exhaust until enough people do. I'm kind of wondering what this magic number is... how many people have to die or crops ruined or whatever for some of our nations' leaders to take the environmentalist / conservationist agenda seriously.

    In the end, it all comes down to responsibility. We can have cheaper, plentiful, more polluting energy now, or we can spend more money and effort to conserve and deploy cleaner energy sources. I just don't think anyone would blame us for taking the latter approach.

  198. Nuclear power plants would cause real pollution by flowerp · · Score: 2, Interesting


    If humankind suddenly disappeared, quite a few nuclear reactors would spin
    completely out of control (can't really trust the automated shutdown systems,
    - see Forsmark).

    The resulting burning nuclear cores might result in severe long term
    contamination of large areas. This has not been accounted for in this
    timeline.

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    1. Re:Nuclear power plants would cause real pollution by mamer-retrogamer · · Score: 1
      Um... did you even RTFSummary?
      Even if we were all whisked away and our nuclear reactors melted down, it would have a surprisingly little effect on the planet. Chernobyl gives hope to this end. 'I really expected to see a nuclear desert there,' says Ronald Chesser, an environmental biologist. 'I was quite surprised. When you enter into the exclusion zone, it's a very thriving ecosystem.'
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  199. Re: by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 0, Troll

    it's definitely the first article in Discover to actually bring tears to my eyes.

    Oh for fucks sake. If you want a picture of a region where nature has overtaken humanity, look at the Cambodian jungles. The NK DMZ isn't the only one, nor even the best example. As to why it brings a tear to your eyes, look up gnosticism. See, this is why we booted out religious nutjobs from Europe long ago. Little did we know the Indians wouldn't eat them, in an ironic turn of events.

  200. the same human values that the author is talking about eliminating in such a positive light.

    The author is talking about the tired and tedious theories of gnosticism, with a fresh coat of paint, which have been rolling around every once in a while for the last few centuries. See this is what happens when you don't oppress the shit out of religious nutjobs. Sigh.

  201. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Have you noticed that the trend in technology is to use less and less power, and to be smaller and smaller (meaning requiring less materials?)"

    are you sure about that?

    It seems to me that for many things we are using more and more energy to do the same tasks.
    Take for example food production, the most important thing we produce.
    I've read a few times something like the following...

    "In 1940 the average farm in the United States produced 2.3 calories of food energy for every calorie of fossil energy it used. By 1974 (the last year in which anyone looked closely at this issue), that ratio was 1:1."

    http://www.harpers.org/TheOilWeEat.html

    I only use that site as a reference cause I found it quickly but feel free to look into it. I'd prefer if it wasn't true :)

  202. Female infanticide china by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    Google it, sunshine.

  203. PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What if every human being, all 6.5 billion of us, were suddenly abducted and the planet was left to fend for itself?"

    Sounds like a PETA wet dream to me.

  204. As if... by dubiago · · Score: 1

    There's one thing that these types of scientists tend to forget: people are a part of nature. We're not the only species that build things, either. Beavers affect the environment on their own, with the dams that they build, or birds with the nests that they make, or bees with the hives that they construct. It takes resources to make those, as well, albeit on a smaller scale. We just happen to be animals who make the most of tools and resources. It doesn't mean that the earth would be better off without us, it just means that the earth would be different. People try too often to place humanity in some isolated objective context when, really, we're a part of the cycle of nature on this planet.

    It's not good or bad, it's just how it is. We can't be guilty about existing, especially when there isn't any conclusive data pointing to global warming being caused by humanity. We've only been tracking changes in the environment for the past few hundred years; given the superfluous conjecture, it's equally likely that we're still coming out of the last ice age, or that the solar cycles are undergoing changes.

    About the only way we could truly destroy the Earth is if we were to completely obliterate it into itty bitty pieces, or burn the atmosphere away. Other than that, the Earth will invariably heal itself from whatever we can throw at it. It's in a constant state of healing; nature finds a balance, and we're not the toughest thing it's faced.

  205. Maybe it's happened before by bensch128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the timescale of the earth (5 billion years), having all traces of your civilization disappear within 2 million years is NOTHING!

    I bet that if we were clever enough, we'd be able to find another ape-like species which lived on earth, evolved an advanced civilization and then disappeared because of a climatic event. The sun has remained stable for so long that it's inconcevible that it didn't occur before, likely long before the dinasours ruled the planet. We just need to find evidence of it, maybe in one of the great extinctions in the past.

    Just an idea I had,
    Ben

    1. Re:Maybe it's happened before by trongey · · Score: 1
      ...I bet that if we were clever enough, we'd be able to find another ape-like species which lived on earth, evolved an advanced civilization and then disappeared because of a climatic event. The sun has remained stable for so long that it's inconcevible that it didn't occur before...

      Not likely. The sun may have been fairly stable for that long, but the Earth hasn't been. It takes quite a while for a conglomeration of space rubble to form into a cohesive planet - especially when another planet comes along and smacks it just as it's getting things together.
      The other half of the story is that, on average, evolution probably works on an exponential curve much like every other natural process. It seems to have taken a very long time to get from single-cell lifeforms to the first animals. From there things exploded pretty quickly to give us the diversity we have now within a few hundred million years.
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    2. Re:Maybe it's happened before by bensch128 · · Score: 1

      But won't Earth be stable enough for the next 100 million years or so so when we do finally manage to wipe ourselves out, it'll pretty much recycle itself and then start evolving all over again. Possibily, reptiles will be dominate or giant cats (think kazin) or monkeys again. (or something even more bizaar and different)

      However, you'd want an evolutionary cycle or two to occur so you can build up enough petrol under the ground so the next intelligent civilization can make it into the industrial era.

      i guess if the earth isn't stable enough to do it twice, then we really are in a special time and place.
      It's an awe inspiring idea....

      Cheers,
      Ben

  206. Whatever, dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Pollution would cease being created."
    Is that assuming the volcanoes disappear along with the humans?

  207. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was that a troll, or are you really so hung up on yourself that you don't realize how insanely ridiculous that sounded?

  208. Not all species would agree by Iridium_Hack · · Score: 1

    Not many domesticated animals would vote in favor of making it on their own. Some have it pretty good.

  209. Older article by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 3, Interesting
    About 20 -- 25 years ago, Scientific American did a similar article. They picked several American structures like the St. Louis arch, the World Trade Center, and the Hoover Dam, and for each one asked an expert, "What will happen to this if all the humans suddenly disappeared?" For most, the answers were fairly straightforward ("A hurricane will eventually take it out," "An earthquake will knock it over"), but the one for the Hoover Dam was fascinating:

    Eventually, the dam's power systems would notice nobody was around and close all the penstock gates. But the dam needs power to hold the gates closed, and it's no longer making power. Once external power fails (yes, electricity flows to the dam as well as from) and the battery backups fail, the penstock gates will open about a quarter of the way, and the turbines will start to spin up. But the breakers have all tripped, so there's no electricity coming out of the generators. This is important, because without electric power, you can't lubricate the generators' bearings. So after a while the bearings seize, which is guaranteed to be dramatic.

    After the powerhouse destroys itself, the dam itself will probably survive until the end of the next ice age. That's when a lake the size of Montana eventually bursts through the ice and about half its contents slam into the dam all at once, tearing its top off and chewing apart the rock all around it. There will be enough rubble left over for Lake Mead to partially and permanently reform, at a third its original depth.

    Has anybody else ever read this article? That's all I remember from it.

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  210. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Destroying the planet" is a fabrication of the environmental movement to frighten people into changing their behavior. All it really means is that we would render it uninhabitable for us. I do not think nature would care on way or the other if we detonated every nuclear bomb we have ever built, it would be nothing more than a tiny blip on the graph of the history of the planet. Squirrels and beavers and snakes might be screwed in the short term but that doesn't consitute destroying the planet. Like in Aldo Leopold's cycle, everything we vaporize with bombs will eventually be rebuilt into something else.

    Everything else in your post, refreshingly above the usual banter of 12 year olds.

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  211. Who stole environmentalism? by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Today's environmentalism presents with a single argument:

    The presumption presented is that anything affected in a recognizable way by humans is bad.
            The more those humans are like us and the more of them there are, the uglier is the scene presented.
            What's the hierarchy of natural health and beauty presented by the environmental view?
            At one extreme, you've got pristine rainforest, untouched by humans; at the other extreme you've got NYC, Bombay (Mumbai?), Mexico City, London, etc.
    Using these definitions of beauty and ugliness, we are presented with the idea that removal of humans is the removal of ugliness.
              As the recognizable effects of human habitation disappear, we are told that the planet is healing itself.
    The conclusion expressed is that it would be good for humans to minimize the effect we have on the environment.

    The conclusion implied is that humans should not exist--it's an unwinnable war.
              We're not offered the option that "humans can go this far and it'll be OK" or "these people are doing it right; that's the goal"
              Any human activity must be constantly impeded or reversed.

    What the environmentalists leave us with is dogmatic self-hatred.
              At best it's equal-opportunity self-hatred as the whole species should cease to exist.
              But they've managed to co-opt the venue for rational discourse on human effects to the environment and turn it into another sales pitch for a power grab.

    There are still people working to preserve "the environment", but they don't present themselves as "environmentalists", and are painted as the enemy by those that are.
    Cite Greenpeace and Ducks Unlimited as extreme examples.

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    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  212. Riiight .... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1
    The humbling -- and perversely comforting -- reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.

    So the Puritans, say, who believed that the earth was created specifically so humans could reside on it, knew nothing about humilty.

    While we folks today, believing stuff like in this article, are just such humble folk ...

  213. Off the rock in the short term by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That we humans have a "few billion" years to figure out how to move off-rock is a little optimistic given the record of significant events over last few millions, never mind last billion years. Our species barely survived the Toba eruption- events which occur every few million years, then theres the big impacts. Are we taking advantage of the current lull to hedge our survival over the long term?

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    Is it a rule, that there's an exception to every rule?

  214. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by LocoMan · · Score: 1

    And then the alien conspiracy theorists will point at them as proof of intelligent life on earth, only to be dismissed by almost all the other aliens (like what happened to the face on mars and the butt on mercury)... :)

  215. Re: by deKernel · · Score: 0

    All that I am going to say is "Soylent Green".

  216. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    But that is my point - the only context that conservation makes sense in is a human one.

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  217. Re: by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see the pseudo-intellectuals showing thier true colors. You all talk a good game, but when it comes right down to it, You're all about Oppression and Genocide. Nice.

    Oh, by the way, since you obviously missed the GP's point, he was talking about how value cannot be assigned to something unless you have a sentient being to assign the value. Non-sentient species do not have the ability to assign value to anything.

    Without humans or some other sentient race to assign value to Earth's existence, it's just another rock orbiting an unimpressive main sequence star in an arm of a middling sized common spiral galaxy.

    With humans (or some other sentient race)it becomes home. A place of incredble intrinsic value. The cradle of life and of our civilization. And, assuming we don't kill ourselves, the place we can all look back to as we begin our inevitable migration out into the greater galaxy and the universe.

    But you wouldn't understand that, You're too busy planning how to oppress the religious freedoms of other people. Nice to see you have your priorities straight. Idiot.

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  218. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    Most solid planets/planetoids are radioactive wastelands, by the way. Humans don't have anything to do with that, nature makes them that way. Any airless body somewhere near a star is going to be a radioactive wasteland, like our moon.

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  219. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do you think that it has value? The are almost certainly a million other Earth-like planets in our Galaxy - are they more valuable than ours?

    They have no value because anything that is unused by the valuer has no value by definition - if I am the valuer, and I am human, something I cannot see/use/experience has no value. An Earth without humans has no value to humans - and we are the only ones that really count. If you don't believe that, please shoot yourself - but not the rest of us, please.

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  220. Re: by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    Most solid planets/planetoids are radioactive wastelands, by the way.



    *nitpick*

    They're irradiated wastelands. They're not very radioactive themselves.

  221. Think of this... by codefungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...one of the principals of evolution is overpopulation. Having more animals than the environment can support will result in survival of the fittest. There is no way around that. However, we have yet to reach that point. We still have room to grow as a species. What will the human landscape look like when we have reached the point of overpopulation? What other species will we have displaced and brought to the point of extinction when we get to that point? At that point in time, will the only animals existing be some marine animals, humans, rats, cockroaches and pigeons?
    We are smart enough to invent atomic bombs, factories, automobiles, styrofoam Big-Mac containers, but will we be smart enough to compensate for our overpopulation? Will we be able to do so before mass disease runs rampant and elimates a huge percentage of our population?
    In the end, the ultimate question is, are we too smart? Will evolution and the rules of life take its course and remove us becuase we have passed that threshold of intellegence and are on the wrong side?
    Our options are A) Learn to live with the planet to ensure resources are abundant enough to support our species (this can include 300 story apartment buildings in Kansas and eating some kind of man-made protien) B) Increase the size of our environment (Moon, Mars) C) Suffer massive losses.

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  222. Re: by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

    I think that is just a screenshot from 12 Monkeys.

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  223. Re: by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Most solid planets/planetoids are radioactive wastelands, by the way.

    Well, no they're not radioactive, unless they've been nuked by some alien race. But if most other planets are wastelands, that makes the case for preserving our rare green planet stronger.

  224. how intelligent? by seventhc · · Score: 0

    If in 100,000 years after we are gone, an intelligent being came and could find no trace of our existence....I would ask how intelligent are they? sure they flew from one planet to another, so I would expect that they have some sort of archaeological savvy, enough to find traces of us at least.

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  225. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
    Mount Rushmore & the giant Spache will last how long?

    It will take only a few moments for the aliens' bureaucracy to release a statment that those aren't faces, just a rock formation. They only look like faces because of shadows and reflected light.

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  226. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's unbelievably coherent and logical. You're right, of course. But the green debate is over the 'value' we preserve for future humans--personally, I find enormous value in old growth forests and untouched wilderness. It's about land use--which includes NOT using parts of it. You conservatives are so weird! Always wanting to log and pave our priceless wilderness areas in the name of creating jobs.

  227. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    >think we still have a lot of room for advancement. I also think the only way out is through - through technology.

    "Advanced" really doesnt just mean technology but society as well. All the technology in the world isnt going to make people realize that, for example, slavery is wrong, women deserve the same rights as men, healthcare shouldnt be a for-profit venture, etc. I dont see any reason why there couldnt be a space-faring slave state.

    Technology isn't liberating, its just tools.

  228. Re: by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Oh, I dunno. The planet itself might, with the help of perhaps another ice age to drive the remnants of our cities into so much rubble.

    I don't think it would take an ice age. I'd think 50-100 years without humans around for maintain our stuff and all our roads highways and such would be over run with grass. It would take much longer for wind, water, ice, plant erosion to completely destory our roads, but I'd think that under 10,000 most of our roads would be well on their way to being used as bedrock for the planet. I'd think the structures of our cities would take much longer for nature to tear down and level, but time would be on the planet's side.

  229. Yes ! You got it. by advid.net · · Score: 1
    Reading your excellent post and the next one...

    we can say that we *are* a specific species: the first one who could eventually outlive the Sun.

    Rescuing other species before the giant red sun burns everything on Earth is the strongest argument against those who would like to see mankind disappear for the benefit of nature.
    We need more technologies, space industry and good productivity to face this ultimate challenge in a far future.
    We can also manage to protect bio-diversity, while dominating Earth .

    Thank you for reminding us this fact.

    1. Re:Yes ! You got it. by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      That's one possibility I see, yes. The other scenario I see is that we will give rise to a machine species that will be able to exist in space without our fragile traits to hold them back. It might not be us exploring going out into the universe -- it might be our "children" in some sense. If we can't crack the FTL nut then a machine species would have a lot of space exploration advantages that we don't. In fact, that's always what bothered me about the Matrix -- why didn't the machine creatures just say "Fine you can have your smelly planet full of things that are toxic to us" and move out to space?

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  230. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    True, but really irrelevant. When we talk about turning Earth into a radioactive wasteland, we aren't talking about making the surface into pure plutonium. We are talking about spreading a few ppm of plutonium (and others) around, and some secondary radiation (think 20 years after a nuke). The moon (and other airless bodies) are irradiated by radiation from the sun, pick up a little secondary radiation, and get some radioactive particles thrown all over. Pretty much the same, really - neither one is friendly to human life.

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  231. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    But if most other planets are wastelands, that makes the case for preserving our rare green planet stronger.

    Why? If Earth was the only planet in the entire Universe, the case really wouldn't be that much stronger - unless you are proposing that humans will eventually use other Earth-like planets. Things only have human value if they can be used by humans - and we only care about human value (because we are humans!).

    But really, your point is not valid. There are most likely millions of Earth-like planets in the Milky Way galaxy, but there are billions of airless bodies in the solar system! Is oxygen more valuable than iron because it is rare compared to iron on Earth? Now go check the relative prices of oxygen compared to iron, just to be sure.

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  232. why does this make news? Seems obvious... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Personally, I was driving around about 3-4 years ago up here in Rochester, NY when we had that huge blackout. Exactly what I expected would happen did happen...

    without power ALL of the massively inefficient electric devices STOPPED. In doing so, they stopped producing massive amounts of heat. All of those building AC units, all the electric motors, and a plethora of other devices.

    I was trapped in bumper to bumper traffic because people in this country get all freaked out and impatient. So, they don't handle the the whole "when the traffic light is out treat it as an all way stop" thing.

    In any event, I watched the temperature on a bank display. In the course of about 30 minutes it drop about 5-7 degrees and the wind picked up. Additionally, it was much quiter. It was wonderful. I am not saying we should just drop all technology. I am simply saying that most of our devices are incredibly inefficient and it seems obvious what would happen on this planet if all humans just vanished from the face of the Earth is very straight forward.

    The temperature would start to drop, dramatically. The wind would pick up and in a matter of a few years the Earth would start to reclaim the spaces we used to inhabit.

    I disagree with the article in one area. I don't think it would take tens of thousands of years. I think it would happen MUCH faster then that.

    That's my two or three cents.

    1. Re:why does this make news? Seems obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you frickin kidding me, the temperature dropped 5 to 7 degrees and you claim this was due to the cesation of human technological activity during some power outage. What a load of shit, your more full of it than an elephant compound.

            Do you morons even realize the scale of human technological activity is so dwarfed by natural earth activity such as volcanoes and/or undersea or land bound thermal vents releasing some of the most noxious and polluting substances?

      Of course you dont and thats why science today is f'ed and human global warming like the former human global cooling is so tre chic among "progressives" as if to say the rest of us are regressive

          In making this point, I am not even accounting for solar radiation that penetrates our atmosphere, the latest and most plausible theory on earth climate change throughout history, billions of years of it.

            Humans affecting earths climate to a degree and scale you fools claim, dream on dreamer.

    2. Re:why does this make news? Seems obvious... by nasch · · Score: 1
      I am simply saying that most of our devices are incredibly inefficient
      Compared to what?
    3. Re:why does this make news? Seems obvious... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      I disagree with the article in one area. I don't think it would take tens of thousands of years. I think it would happen MUCH faster then that.


      I fully agree with you here - all one has to do to "prove" this is to visit some of the "urban exploration" and "urban ruin" photography sites that exist on the 'net. Plenty of photos to prove that once man "leaves", nature quickly takes over (some of the pics I have seen are beautiful in a stark and disturbing way)...

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  233. My latest basement project by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    "Imagine a world without people"

    I'm working on it! It'll be done soon, I promise.

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  234. Re: by biffta · · Score: 1
    Most solid planets/planetoids are radioactive wastelands, by the way. Humans don't have anything to do with that, Maybe we f*cked up all the other planets but don't remember!
  235. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    They have no value because anything that is unused by the valuer has no value by definition

    Your defintion of value is not correct. We're not talking about a car or a house here. Something of value is simply something of 'worth' which, in a philosophical or moral context, is difficult to precisely describe. Humans can, for example, value 'life' in general even for a specific life which doesn't benefit us in anyway. To use your example, yes extra-terrestrial life is valuable, though not necessarially more valuable then our planet's life, but still valuable.

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  236. Re: by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    Sorry, the religious nutjobs _left_ Europe, and they are the better for it.

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  237. Best post ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for saying what many OTHER people believe. As casual reader of /. I thought that EVERYONE who posts here was a bleeding heart tree hugger. It's nice to see there are some with a counter-opinion... who also get modded up.

    I too noticed the lack of articles on /. about this year's hurricane season. But it's not just /. Am I the only one who remembers this time last year, when Alanis Morissette, Matt Damon, and the like were hosting PBS specials about all of last year's hurricanes being proof of Global Warming? Where's the "proof" this year?

    Anyway, thanks again.

  238. Exclusion Zones by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    Makes me wonder if the Earth First people might create exclusion zones in the rain forest... make it inhospitable to people, but hospitable - or tolerable - to the ecosystem.

    Sounds like a John Grisham novel or something. (Set in the pacific northwest - Can they stop the eco-terrorists in time?)

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  239. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by jambox · · Score: 1

    It's all about the kids. Indigenous cultures in places like Brazil tend to bleed over from the jungle into the civilised farms and cities not because they want to, but because they can obtain medicine to alleviate naturally horiffic infant mortality rates. In fact, most such indigenous people have absolutely no future in the civilised world, since they can't read, write or even speak in any widespread language. Suicide levels are rampant and common occupations include prostitution and manual labour. But they do it because watching one's children die from simple bacterial infections is even worse.

    Cheerful, eh?

    So it's not because they really love civilisation - in fact most hunter gatherers have to do about 3 hours foraging each day (depending on the environment of course I'm assuming somewhere rich like a rainforest) and the rest of the time is spent getting outrageously high on whatever hallucinogens are available from the nearest tree/ mushroom/ toad.

    I can see where they're coming from - I was probably a bit nihilistic and anti-human until I had a kid, now I love people.

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  240. Re: by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    But really, your point is not valid. There are most likely millions of Earth-like planets in the Milky Way galaxy...

    This is just nihilism. Nothing has any value, so let's just lay down and die.

    And while I'd like to believe there are millions of Earth-like planets, we only know for sure of one. If there are millions of Earths, some should have intelligence, so, (vide Drake's Paradox) where the hell are they? If we survive we should have colonised the galaxy in a million years or 10 at the most. Why hasn't someone else beat us to it? So either life is very rare, or star travel is impossible, (but SETI is surely not) or we're the very first in our galaxy.

  241. Re: by aminorex · · Score: 1

    > no one is advocating wiping out humans

    Au contraire, mon frere. The most powerful people in the world are busily
    planning the extermination of the bulk (90%) of the population, in order to
    provide better yachting for their trust-fund babies. If you think otherwise,
    you have a very unrealistic understanding of human nature.

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  242. Re: by lazlo · · Score: 1

    You know, the thing that I thought most funny about this was the statement: "Pollution would cease being created". The earth was highly polluted before humans got here. Our atmosphere is made up of about 20% the toxic waste given off by cyanobacteria. And we like it that way. Of course, the cyanobacteria probably don't like it too much, but that's what they get for never doing an environmental impact study on the effects of large-scale photosynthesis. If they had, perhaps they would have curbed their activities a bit, thus inadvertently saving the planet from those pesky humans in the process.

    Biological pollution will stop once there is no life left on the planet. At which point, the only thing left will be entropic pollution, which will continue until the ultimate heat death of the universe.

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  243. Re: values by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid I find you philisophical argument irrational, and therefore unappealing to me. Of course, many philisophical things are irrational, and some are at least interesting. But to say that that Earth-like planet twelve galaxies over that humanity will never find has value to me is not a useful definition of value.

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  244. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    This is just nihilism. Nothing has any value, so let's just lay down and die.

    Not so! In my example, Iron has value because it is useable by humans, is attainable by humans, but is difficult to attain. Oxygen has less value to humans, because while it is essential for life it is easy to obtain. Or you could make other arguments that reverse the orders - but the key is that if there isn't a human involved, there is no value.

    If there are millions of Earths, some should have intelligence, so, (vide Drake's Paradox) where the hell are they?

    My current working theory is that any race advanced enough to create spacecraft has negative population growth, and they die out.

    But anyway, the value of Earth is really uneffected by any other Earths - unless we find a way to reach them. (Or, if you think we will find a way to reach them, I suppose some kind of futures-market-like value could be assigned) The Earth is valuable because it is our home. If it ceases to be our home, it has no value.

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  245. good to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nice that we don't have to worry about any long-term damage that humans are doing to the planet. I now know that our effect as a species on this planet is insignificant. (I had always suspected all that fragile ecosystem talk was just tree-hugger fear-mongering.)

  246. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    Well, as long as we agree that were both weird...

    I agree with you, BTW - old growth forest have a high value, as does untouched wilderness. It just isn't valueable if there are no humans, and it is not priceless. Just expensive.

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  247. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    Even funnier - have you ever thought about what those activists are trying to do to all the plants that have now evolved to live in a higher caron-dioxide atmosphere? They are trying to wipe out an entire ecosystem, I tells ya!

    Remeber those moths that evolved grey, then black, then white to match the pollution colors?

    Why do people resist change so much?

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  248. whaddaya call people ......... by HarryMangurian · · Score: 1

    whaddaya call people who like to hang around with scientists ? conservation biologists

  249. how about this! by Krojack · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna start turning my front porch light on all night just to add to the LIGHT pollution!!

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  251. Action items for today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Please kill off your family tonight and then yourself, after all it's the only way to save the Earth.

    Funny how a hundred years ago American society was centered around controlling the environment around us and things natural were considered "resources" to be used for the benefit of humankind. Lewis and Clark measured the wealth of the land during their trip in the numbers of animals they found - the number of skins that could be harvested and sold. These resources were put on Earth by a higher body for man to use in their eyes.

    Today, humans are the blight.

    This tells me the Islamic Fascists will win the coming war since they aren't so enlightened as to lower their self-esteem.

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  253. Re: by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    Why do people resist change so much?

    Well, in the case of the environment it means that enormous amount of disruption to the economy, culture, and way of life. If your entire village is dependant on fishing and has been for 200 years it's a little hard to adapt to the change. If NYC goes underwater from rising sea levels that just might be a burden on society that would be best avoided.

    In short people resist change because they've invested a lot in the way things are. Sometimes that change is inevitable and you have no chance of changing it. Earthquakes happen and there's nothing we can do about them but plan for them. De-populating the fish in the oceans, rising sea levels, and climate change are things we can and should try to stop from happening.

    The thing you seemed to have missed is that environmentalism is about human existance, not some dumb "save the planet" crap that the wingnuts have promoted. As George Carlin said "The planet is fine, the people are fucked".

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  254. Dear Author, by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Save the Planet, Kill yourself.

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  255. not exactly by rmcastor · · Score: 0

    Close, but pollution doesn't go away completely. In fact, that is completely and unequivocally far from the truth. Lets discuss: Oak trees emit Isoprene (in large quantities, esp in texas), Lightning produces NOx compounds, Volcanos produce more pollution in one eruption than the US does in an entire year. Volcanos and dust storms are huge producers of particulate matter. I hope you don't mean to tell me that when humans are gone that these things will magically disappear as well....

  256. Re: values by nasch · · Score: 1

    I agree that you're the one with a strange definition of "value". Why does something have to be used to have value?

  257. Re: by vanguard · · Score: 1

    Why do you think that it has value? Location, location, location.

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  258. the misanthrope's retort by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

    When I describe myself as a misanthrope, most people assume I am a bitter, jaded, self-hating suicide case. The truth is, I love life, and my life is made better by the wealth of wonderful people I know and trust.

    However, my life experience has taught me that about 1 out of 10,000 people are right for me, and the rest are simply incompatible. I do not wish them any harm, nor do I extend them any trust; I leave them alone and ask that they return me the courtesy. I have no trouble being witty or funny while at social gatherings, and I love to blather on and make conversation, but I demand a specific content to that conversation which makes finding friends a rare task for me.

    I do not think I am superior to anyone. I think that some people prefer coke, and some people prefer pepsi. I'm partial to lunatics. As John Lennon once sang: "whatever gets you through the night...".

    Back to topic, I follow a long line of rational thought; from original sin to an inherintly evil man to the corruption of power to the necessary paranoia of these modern times- clearly no rational person wanders the city waving piles of money, passing it along to the poor and hungry as they pass. And not for a distaste of philanthropy- but for fear that a zealous onlooker might club him and relieve him of his pile.

    To put it another way- even the most adorable 2 year old will grab for a cookie if given a chance, be it on another's plate or not. As best I can tell, this is innate, it is natural, but it is also destructive, and always-present.

    The human animal was designed for survival, and at this task it has performed remarkably well. But in the course of survival we have unlocked the possibility of a society based on greater ideals than simple survival (i.e. everyone should eat, everyone should have a comfortable home, everyone should have the opportunity to advance themselves, etc.). These ideals are noble, and express a true greatness also found in the human spirit. Unfortunatley, I believe we are simply ill-equipped for this new mission; after all, we were designed for survival, not justice.

    Can we change? We change everyday. My great (g-g-g-g-great) grandfather once sat in a coliseum and cheered for blood. These days I watch "Gladiator" on DVD while forbidding the neighbor's children to curse.

    Do people want to change their evil ways? Some do. Coincidentally, about 1 in 10,000 as best I can tell.

  259. Re: by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    Well, I would agree with you - but that is not what this article was about.

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  260. Oh please by cabalist · · Score: 1

    Your hassle is that you have no power due to the snow storm. The snow storm didn't stop your coal-burning power plant from producing power. The overhead power lines that were ripped down by trees caused your problem. To fix your issue all we would have to do is bury the lines. Nuclear, while not inherently bad, produces waste that must be baby-sat for a long, long time. That is the issue. The waste. Deal with the waste and it is a good idea. Burying the waste and playing the "forget about it" game is not acceptable no matter how deep it is buried. Why is wind and solar power such a bad idea?

  261. So Will We by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    'The humbling -- and perversely comforting -- reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.'

    We Transhumans will forget you fast, too - unless of course we decide to maintain full memory for "completeness" reasons...

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  262. Re: by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    "10 years: Methane in atmosphere gone"

    Did we take the cows with us? Or are they just less gassy without us around?

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  263. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    Farming, and thus the civilization needed to enable widespread farming with resistance to drought and famine, was so attractive to ancient peoples because it allowed them to break free of an existence dictated by luck and the weather. They didnt give a damn about clearing forests full of animals to make farm land.

    Your sweeping generalizations are no less ridiculous than those of the GP.

    In fact several "indigenous" peoples of North America (who ostensibly came across a land bridge from Siberia) really did live in harmony with the land. They would migrate with the seasons; some of them would actually build structures exclusively from gathered fallen wood or from quick-growing plants, and they would actually burn them down when they moved on. This would sometimes have the effect of firing the forest behind them, but what many people seem to be unable to realize is that when you have regular fires then the detritus doesn't have a chance to build up at the bases of trees, so the heat of the fire is less. Regular burns mean that the forest never has a chance to burn completely. Also, some plants can only distribute seeds with the influence of fire - the great coastal redwood (Sequoia Sempervirens) is one such. They only spread out through being cut or broken and then "ringing", where the roots come up and become new sprouts all around the stump, but continuing to be the same organism, or through fire which releases the seeds from the cones. Redwoods can't start in competition, so they wait until fire has scoured the land of competitors.

    The only realistic ways to escape total destruction of the planet, in my opinion, is technology. Technology can allow us to enjoy all the benefits of our modern society while at the same time making it easy to avoid excessive damage to the enviroment. Technology could even let us one day harvest resources from other planets, as well as allow us to use existing resources more effeciently. None of that will be accomplished by throwing away our cars and computers and screwing around in huts in the woods.

    This part, I agree with. Granted, it will probably require that we make some substantial lifestyle changes. Among them: Throwing away our cars, but not our computers. That can't happen overnight though, because our economy is very much based around the car and if we eliminate it, very large percentages of us will be unable to get to work. It's something that has to happen more slowly. I suspect, however, that it will happen suddenly in the US because most Maricons are unable or unwilling to grasp simple truths - and it will not be a happy occasion when it comes.

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  264. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I'm quite sure I believe it. However, by some estimates our topsoil is already depleted. It takes literally hundreds of years to build complete topsoil. Soil is maximum something like 40% mineral material, the rest is organic and a great deal of it is living organic material. A lot of the "magic" of really good dirt is in the mixture of living organisms. Through our use of petrochemical-based fertilizers and artificial pesticides and herbicides, we have reduced the living component of our soil not only to a small percentage of what it should be in many cases, but we have also seriously damaged its diversity which means we have made it more fragile, less robust, and it also impairs the soil's ability to fix nutrients in a form usable by plants.

    Our farming methods are in general harmful to dirt. We implemented new methods of plowing that put less dirt into the air (but every time you turn soil over, some of it blows away) but what they do is create hardpan ("a hardened soil layer, caused by cementation of soil particles") beneath the top layer of soil. This hardpan layer is even more dead than the soil we've been pouring chemicals on; it also prevents root growth and hampers drainage.

    Eventually we're going to have to move to hydroponic farming methods, which will require more energy to start up but less to maintain. Hydroponics can be used indoor or out, and for any kind of crops. The hottest type today is known as "aeroponics" in which a fine mist of nutrient solution is sprayed at the roots of the plant on a regular schedule. The best part of this, of course, is that it completely eliminates the need for growing medium. Medium must be replaced or sterilized between uses, or refreshed as soil [theoretically] is when used in typical outdoor farming, and eliminating it eliminates waste and energy consumption. It can be done in a very low-tech fashion using drip irrigation components and plastic containers, pieces of pipe, etc etc.

    But in general, technology moves towards expending the minimum amount of energy to accomplish a task. Think about the difference in communicating with someone in the next state when you compare traveling there with picking up a phone and calling them; at first, it seems that the creation of the phone and the phone network would expend more energy. However, the phone can be used many times, as can the network, and so much less energy is expended that the savings add up rapidly. Now consider the appeal of moving to a cellular network; there's little costly and massive infrastructure to build and maintain, so the cost drops still further - both in terms of money and energy. Computers, too, are both getting faster and consuming less power. I have a handheld PDA with a 400MHz processor that will run more than 24 hours on a battery smaller than it is. Now, think about the first computers that were as powerful as that little guy...

    Cars, too, are becoming more efficient. We have direct fuel injection and the turbocharger to thank for that. Or, well, the people who invented them. (I think hybrids are horrible mistakes, there's a lot of energy involved in making and later recycling the batteries, and meanwhile the VW Golf TDI which can run on vegetable oil gets better mileage than the Toyota Prius.)

    So yeah, I do believe it. There's exceptions, and some of them are doozies, but overall we move towards expending less and less energy to accomplish any given task.

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  265. It's a mostly solved problem. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    See integral fast reactor. The only waste produced by the plant is safe in about 300 years. It's also the sort of waste that you can get away with burying (it's metal and ceramic), and you don't have to deal with cockamamie schemes for warning away future cavemen.

    It was cancelled around 1994 by a faction led by John Kerry. (Though the opposition was led by Dick Durbin, also a Democrat; opposition to nuclear power is not as unthinking and monolithic as some would believe.)

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  266. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The best example of this is the American Indians, who although hardly living in perfect harmony with nature as the tour guides would have you believe, largely lacked the tools or manpower to make signifigant changes to their enviroment.


    The American Mid-West is thought to have been created by extensive burning by the Native American Indians, thus creating thousands of miles of prarie/grassland now farmland. This drove game to where the population centers were. So I'd call this a very signifigant change to the[ir] enviornment. [Please read 1491 by Charles C Mann for further info.]

  267. You're too busy planning how to oppress the religious freedoms of other people. Nice to see you have your priorities straight.

    Europe called, it says you can keep the mormons. Oh and we're trying to find a way to shuffle off the whole catholic business as well, so if you people are still running that two for one special on that "give me your weak etc" deal, we're in business.

  268. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    You don't seem the type to enjoy a philosophical discussion but I can help myself. :)

    The concept of value intersects significantly with the concept of morality. One way to describe morals is to call them a list of things we value that don't necessarially affect us directly or indirectly. I consider life precious and valuable regardless of whether it exists here or twelve galaxies over.

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  269. Too hip to be extinct by Tisha_AH · · Score: 1

    It makes me wonder what sort of species inferiority complex some folks suffer from. We are currently the top predator on our planet with a severe identity crisis. We are so successful as a species that we created leisure time to muse about the nature of our own morality. If some planet-wide calamity happened (KT Event) the idle fantasies that we explore would become less important and things like food, water, shelter and safety would come into demand. Maybe part of any species survival is how well members of that species can adapt back to the primitive states and take care of survival requirements. The Katrina hurricane may be a good example... how many survivors of the hurricane would have had good long-term survival rates if there wasn't a civilization to come in, give them food, water and television again.

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  270. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    Of course, many philisophical things are irrational,

    I forgot to mention in my last post, but this is completely wrong. You obviously haven't studied philosophy or the works of any of the great philosophers. Philosophy is best described (imo) as the application of logic and rational thinking to problems that can't be answered by the scientific methods of experimentation and observation. Every university philosophy department that's worth anything will have a first year course that teaches basic symbolic logic.

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  271. well yeah by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    a candle in a large dark hall is depressing and insignificant and weak and seemingly pointless

    and yet it still beats complete darkness

    there is no value in bemoaning what shaky slight weak foundation humankind's progress is based on

    simply because a barely there foundation is still better than none

    there is no choice but to roll up your sleaves and get to work bettering mankind, regardless about how depressing or impossible the task looks, simply because not working for it at all is even worse

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  272. this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There would be a nanoprisoner and nanoterrorists trying to exploit especially intense mind tech against him. He walk to a place one day and say "Nonsense, nonsense, sense is your ass killed!" and rule the nanoterrorists forever!

  273. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by NaklsonofNakkl · · Score: 0

    Well, the only bad thing about that is acually, lower civilizations like the Aztecs were acually more respectful to the land without our "advance" technology. I belive that the more we "advance" the worse we make this Earth because of the destruction we cause to the Earth to bring that Technology, such as Nuke's all the way to simple underground plumming. Your sprinklers are also harming the enviorment as much as you don't realize it. It is just one of the sad ways our way of life although we make a less harmful way, is still hamring where we live...

  274. Re: values by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    I do actually enjoy them, as I learn interesting new things that way. I would disagree with your concept of morality - I believe that morality is merely an advance form of game theory. You probably believe it is the other way around, that game theory is an attempt to model morality.

    Anyway, one advantage of looking at it that way is the ability to make balanced decisions about difficult options. For example, it is simple that we should not destroy Venus just because it obstructs our view of Mecury - but what if we used it's entire atmosphere as propellant to escape the sun's red giant phase? What if there is only a 50% chance of success? This would be a difficult choice to make if you rely on a moral system, such as "pristine planets have value." That just begs the question, how much value? How do you value it?

    Personally, I think my definition of value is the only internally consistant one - but by all means, prove me wrong.

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  275. one thing missing & one thing incorrect by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    Missing: I think there would be mass extinction of most the herbivore domesticated animals.

    Incorrect: The nitrates in water will not go away unless nitrosomonas leave with us. The process is: fish poop and decomposing plant material becomes ammonia, nitrates become nitrites, nitrates escape into the atmosphere.

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  276. Re: by wrt · · Score: 0

    The article wasn't lauding the removal of humans from earth. Its point was to show that civilization is more fragile than it appears. Walking around a place like Manhattan, I think of our civilization as invincible. A more constant reminder that things are on a knife's edge might help us not take it all for granted.

  277. Toilets and sinks by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    Probably the longest-lasting human artifacts would be purely-ceramic items like toilets and sinks (yes, and pottery, but there'd be a lot more toilets and sinks). They're essentially impervious to anything but crushing, so unless they're located near a subduction zone where they'd get sucked down into the earth by plate movement eventually, they'd be around for a very long time. Sort of humbling to think that mankind's most durable legacy would be millions of crappers.

  278. Bullshit "eco-religion" name calling. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    There are demonstrable reasons of why nuclear is not an option.

    First of all it is uneconomic. France, the country that most extensively is using nuclear energy, manages to keep it running only by means o vast subsidies. This is true of pretty much any plant that has gone into commercial operation. These deficiencies are tolerated because the nuclear power industry is intimately linked to the military industry, and if you don't believe this you can ask Iran (and the UN security council fro tha matter) about this.

    Nuclear is also usch an obvious target that is not funny.

    Also, in several countries (US, UK, Russia) the nuclear industry has a track record of cutting corners and not following safety procedures.

    Finally you dismiss concerns about safety. I ma pretty sure that the people in Chernobyl thought that their systems were perfectly safe. You need only one unforseen horrible failure to get your commeupance.

    The solution is limiting power consumption, energy eficency and renewable energy generation.

    Nuclear is a huge red herring which should be avoided, if only for the clear lack of a way to use it in a way that is economicaly feasable.

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  279. Get this in your thick skull. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Nuclear power is uneconomic and has relied so far in vast subsidies to be used.

    The moment you need to run a profitable bussiness producing nuclear energy, reality bites and nobody does it.

    Ecologists have some political cloud, but I don't see them in most congresses steering economic and development policy (how many Green Party representatives does the US have? Senators? Governors?). The closest a Green Party has been to power is in Germany, where they were part of a colaition for some years and yes, they pushed for a green agenda. Guess whay? Germany did not collapse and will prosper (but alas, it is a place were people are selling thir cars in order to use public transport).

    Blaming ecologists for the lack of nuclear plants is most uninformed and disingenious.

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  280. Green and leafy is better.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... if you value the posibility of consciousness.

    If you fuck not care about anything, then yes, you are right, there is no difference, but humans have morals and make judgments based on them.

    Forgetting about moral judgments is denying our humanity, which may not be of consequence in the great scheme of things (we will be forgoteen in 5 billion years), but is all what we have got.

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  281. Call the WAAAMBULANCE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheesh. Crybaby.

  282. Nonsense. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1
    If you saw two actual lesbians doing it you wouldn't think the same thing.
    Absolute nonsense. I speak from experience here.
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  283. Eeep! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1
    Fire ants kill tortises by eating the genital region.
    Sweet fancy moses, I think my testicles have retreated to just south of my ribcage upon reading that.
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  284. Meaningless. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    If the definition of "natural" is going to include skyscrapers, Humvees and digital watches, I think you've pretty much stripped the word of its meaning.

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    1. Re:Meaningless. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Then what is its meaning? Does it include desert in the so-called "fertile crescent"? (Caused by human over-farming!) Lack of big-game animals in the Americas and Australia? (Caused by human hunting 10,000+ years ago!) A barren Easter Island or Greenland? (Caused by humans cutting down all the trees!)

      Is a "natural" ear of corn a foot long, or an inch long? (Humans selectively bred the large ears, you know.) How big is a "natural" tomato or potato? Those crops were human-modified also. Are dingos in Australia "natural?"

      If the definition of "natural" doesn't include human activities, then we have NO IDEA what "natural" means. Like it or not, we only started studying this world after the human race had spent tens of thousands of years modifying the environment and the plants and animals that lived in it. If they want to return to the "natural" world, that also means a world with no domesticated animals, no decent crops-- i.e. hunter-gatherer society, as I posted above. If it does include human activities, well, then you have to include skyscrapers also.

  285. Nutbar! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Pentti Linkola. I try not to just fling insults, but I can't think of a damn thing to say other than "what a nutbar".

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  286. Titanium, gold artifacts will last 100K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If those aliens 100,000 years from now stumble upon a stack of gold ingots -- I suspect there's hundreds or even thousands of chest-high stacks of gold in vaults around the world -- they'll figure out that we existed. Maybe the SR72 Blackbird and other titanium artifacts, some very large, will be around too.

  287. No Turkeys, no Bananas, no Banana Terracotta pie by ogewo · · Score: 1

    banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!

  288. about the matrix... by advid.net · · Score: 1

    Well, the main non-sense in The Matrix is the process of making power from human beings dreaming in bath-tubs. That's just a bad trick to set up the whole matrix thing, which is in itself a good idea. However I like this movie a lot, putting this non-sense aside.

  289. Re: values by caseydk · · Score: 1

    Your defintion of value is not correct. We're not talking about a car or a house here. Something of value is simply something of 'worth' which, in a philosophical or moral context, is difficult to precisely describe.

    Actually, "Value" is a purely human concept - whether you describe it in economic or moral terms - all Value dies with us. A diamond is valuable now, but if we all died of the plague tomorrow, what good is it going to do for the squirrels, dogs, or cats.

    But if you believe "Value" extends from something outside humanity and exists with or without humans in the picture, then there must be some concept, entity, or being which determines that this "Value" exists. In this scenario, you - and many others here - would be correct in believing that human concepts are irrelevant and that this entity's concept of "Value" is the most important.

  290. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    I believe that morality is merely an advance form of game theory.

    Game thoery consists of a set of players who are all competing against each other with each player making decisions to try and maximize thier own gain and minimize thier own loss. Game theory can tell you what the optimal decisions are for those players. That's nothing like the situation that your example is describing. You're trying to come an optimial decision in the face of conflicting requirements, but you don't have competing playing each making thier own decisions. Sorry, but game thoery doesn't apply.

    But we can drop the term game theory for a moment and talk about what you meant. You're saying that morality is the system used to come to a decision in the face of conflicting requirments. The 'lesser of two evils' problem. Choice A is bad, but B is worse so we choose A. That defintion of morality not useful because you haven't defined what is good or bad, which is the entire point of morality. The correct interpretation is that morality defines A as bad and B as worse and then we can use standard decision making techniques to resolve the confict.

    it is simple that we should not destroy Venus just because it obstructs our view of Mecury

    Why? How did you make that assertion? Where did it come from? It came from your morals. That's what morality does; it defines that act as 'bad' with no other underlying logic. (In this specific case destroying Venus might possibly have significant negative impacts on Earth, but that's besides the point). Morals are what define right and wrong when no other standards apply.

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  291. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    Actually, "Value" is a purely human concept

    Well that's just foolish. Animals have values too. You just mean that the human standards of value are a human concept and not universal; which I agree with. But I don't agree that they die with us. Only values defined in economic terms die. You say moral values also die but nothing in your argument supports that, or even addresses the concept of a moral value. Actually "moral values" is just a longer way to right "morals", so lets use that term instead.

    A diamond is valuable now, but if we all died of the plague tomorrow, what good is it going to do for the squirrels, dogs, or cats.

    Your example of the value of a diamond describes a purely economic definition of the word value.

    Our morals (moral values) are part of the definition of what we are. It is part of the definition of humanity. The _definition_ of humanity would still exist even after we're all gone, so that means that our set of morals still exist even if no one is around to adhere to them.


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  292. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    I spelled 'write' as 'right'. I feel like a moron... duh..me spel good!!

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  293. Enviro Porn by KenStech · · Score: 1

    This is nothing more than wish fulfillment for these people. The dirty little secret of the "evironmentalism" crowd is that they really HATE humanity. Really. It's just a bunch of spoiled brats (of all ages) who simply don't like sharing the Earth with the rest of us. They wont admit this of course, but my experience with them has been that this is so. They sit around and jerk off to stories like this. Ken

  294. Whose skull is thick again? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    Nuclear power is uneconomic and has relied so far in vast subsidies to be used.

    Yes, that's why we need to reprocess spent fuel with breeder reactors. Are you stupid, or do you have a vision problem? Or did you just not read my comment before you replied?

    The moment you need to run a profitable bussiness producing nuclear energy, reality bites and nobody does it.

    Given that there are subsidies, it's possible to run it profitably (to the shareholder anyway) without using a breeder reactor. Not very profitably, of course.

    Also, all current nuclear plants are using extremely old technology (in terms of nuclear power, anyway.) A newer-design reactor should have a lower operating cost.

    Ecologists have some political cloud

    "clout"

    but I don't see them in most congresses steering economic and development policy

    The last nuclear plant anyone tried to bring up in California was El Diablo, which was originally slated to cost $500M, which we can read as approx. $1.5B the way things are usually built under contract in the USA. It ended up actually costing $6B because of everything the environmental lobby threw in their way. San Onofre's story is similar - $1.3B to $4.3B. No one wants to build one because they know it's going to cost them billions in litigation and bullshit due to the environmentalists standing in their way.

    Blaming ecologists for the lack of nuclear plants is most uninformed and disingenious.

    I think you mean "disingenuous", unless you were trying to say I lack ingenuity. My advice is to look up the spelling of any words that you don't actually know, because otherwise you look like what you actually are. Also, it would mean that I knew it was not true; on the contrary. Not only am I right :) but I also believe that I'm right. I am not a troll.

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  295. Re: values by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    Game theory is the science of calculating optimum response (optimizing self-interest) in difficult situations. For example, game theory can tell you why human morality (in general) looks down on lying. If you lie, you can achieve a short term gain while everyone else loses - but, longer term, your lie will lead to people not trusting you (either you in particular or more generalized mistrust), which will lower society's output (because people cannot work well together), which will mean that you are worse off than before. So most people do not lie.

    Of course, most people do not go through that line of reasoning - but there exists a line of reasoning like that for all of human morality.

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  296. There are shades. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Far be it from me to say that one absolutely is and the other absolutely isn't natural, but I do think it's useful to draw a distinction between wild animals, domesticated crops, my refrigerator and a terraforming project. These things are different. I don't have a strong, bright-line distinction between them, but to throw one's hands up and claim that the last three are indistinguishable smacks of considerable intellectual laziness, or perhaps a desire to salve one's conscience at ecological catastrophe, arguing that (insert huge change to ecosystem here) isn't any worse than a bigger ear of corn, so what are you damn hippies bitching about?

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    1. Re:There are shades. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I think the real problem is that environmentalists want to draw a certain line, say 1850, and declare that everything invented/done *before* that line is "natural" and everything done after that line is unnatural.

      My personal perspective is that humans have been changing this planet for the entire time we've been humans. What's the point of drawing an arbitrary line (which would declare 99% of human history as "natural" for that matter) and say the other 1% is bad? That strikes me as pretty stupid.

      But I guess part of the debate here is for whoever making claims about the natural world should probably define what they think the "natural" world is. If they're talking about the world before human occupation, well, then the process of discovering that is about the same as figuring out how the dinosaurs lived... because that world is long, long gone. (Except perhaps in central Africa.)

      (As you can probably tell I'm not much of an environmentalist. I think most environmentalist policies are either extremely stupid [opposing wind power because it 'kills birds'], or way overzealous [the entire endangered species movement, including the spotted owl which 1) isn't endangered and 2) has destroyed the economy of thousands of towns and small businesses].)

    2. Re:There are shades. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Just because I'm on a roll, you're also assuming in your post that I believe in some sort of "ecological catastrophe." No. Remember the mid-90s when everyone was terrified that KILLER BEES were moving northward into the US and soon we wouldn't even be able to go outside without getting stung and killed? There were press conferences about the killer bees, there were movies made about it (Swarm, starring Angela Lansbury, heh). And what happened? Nothing. I live in Washington State, and I've never seen or heard about a killer bee attack. The national media isn't talking about it anymore, so I guess it just ... fizzled. I think this global warming thing is the same way. Just a large-scale version of the Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic of 1954. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Windshield_Pi tting_Epidemic

  297. *** ATTENTION RAYNOR *** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry to have to post this here, but it's the closest that I can get to the top. I hope that Raynor (the article submitter) sees it. Anyway ...

    to be restored to it's natural level

    "its".

  298. Re: values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "most people do not lie"

    You obviously understand human nature no better than the average 4-year old. Typical nerd.

  299. Re: Sadly it is true... alien visitors by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

    Actuelly, I think we'll stop using cars fairly soon, as the price of crude will make a car-based society unsustainable in the not-too-distant future.

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  300. Another BS article by cbacba · · Score: 1

    Weather forecasters can't get things right 2 days in advance, much less years in advance. Societal prognosticators have such poor grasp of economics in terms of human interaction and a lack of understanding of science and potential technology as to be right only by accident.

    Of all the factors concerning the situation here on planet earth, its biomass (all things living), is insignificant on any time scale involving many thousands of years or more. What's more telling is that mankind and technology is not even #1 or # 2 in importance of short term impact. Hell, we're not even #3.

    It is most telling of the egoes of some that they think we as a species are actually important in the scheme of things that happen on planet earth. It is also most telling that these think they know the 'way things should be' or more accurately, the way that they would like them to be.

    10,000 yrs - the approximate age of some vestages of civilization is but an instant in time for climatic changes and not even that for the far greater forces that impact us in a big way. According to the records, most life on earth dies out every few tens of millions of years.

    Perhaps the most often catastrophic events are comet/asteroid impacts. If you've ever looked at the dark night sky for a few hours, you'll probably see at least one meteor and on some nights, you might see several in a single minute. Those are dust, usually left over pieces of dust that populate comet orbits we pass through. There are tons of this cosmic debris entering the earths atmosphere every year. There are numerous occurances of much larger objects which reach the ground every year. Apparently, as often possibly as a few times a century (or millenia) there are some which are large enough to destroy our largest cities were it to hit one. On a less frequent basis, there are some that would destroy all or most all of life on earth.

    Please note, every time you see a meteor shower that this occurs when the earth passes through the path of the comet that shed the dust. Imagine what might happen were the comet to be there when earth was passing through. The world witnessed a few years ago several fragments of the Shoemaker-Levy comet hitting Jupiter. The fragments were each creating impact blasts about the size of the earth.

    With engineering, and enough warning time (several years), it would be possible to deflect one of these rocks (or snowballs) and avoid a collision. This is assuming moderate sized objects rather than the largest sized object thought to have hit the earth. Not even our technology could save us from that one. It seems that something the size of Mars came plowing through, smashing the earth to molton blobs - which is thought to be how the moon was created. "It is far easier to believe that something which happened once can happen again than it is to believe that something which has never happened before will happen" (paraphrased).

    As for such large potential problems, not even our technology could save us and the little fishes, the cockroaches and bacteria. Nor can it save us from all potentially damaging events of much smaller scale, such as a super volcano erruption.

    Also, the universe comes with unbelievably massive events that can destroy life on earth in an instant with no warning or perhaps even destroy earth totally, not just make it unihabitable for life. Our only saving grace (from a scientific standpoint) has been luck and the rather infrequent nature of such calamity.

    It's not the sort of thing of science fiction because it makes for too depressing and boring a story as well as way too short. - It was a dark and stormy night as the GLAST satellite passed through the earth's shadow. Suddenly, out of the gloom its detectors started to pick up readings and the internal computer gave commands to swing the telescope around in the direction of the burst but the action never began because the motors were no longer there. It had also started to transmit the detection of another burst,

  301. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    Game theory is the science of calculating optimum response (optimizing self-interest) in difficult situations.

    No, it's not. I explained this in my last post. I don't like repeating myself. Game theory involves multiple competing players each making decisions for themselves. What you're talking about is a generalized decision theory.

    If you lie, you can achieve a short term gain while everyone else loses - but, longer term, your lie will lead to people not trusting you (either you in particular or more generalized mistrust), which will lower society's output (because people cannot work well together), which will mean that you are worse off than before. So most people do not lie.

    I agree. But now you're talking about the origin of morals. The difference is important, as I will explain momentarially.

    Of course, most people do not go through that line of reasoning

    That's exactly my point; the one I've been trying to make all along. But why is that exactly? The reason is because moral laws work for the benifit of society as a whole (as your example describes), but not for the individual. It is often the case that what is best for the individual (even in the long run) is not best for society as a whole. Honesty is an excellent example. That means that people often make decisions that actually have a negative impact on themselves personally. The only way the law can work correctly to benifit society is if people follow it blindly (i.e. without an analysis of the logic you described). As a result, that's exactly the way nature has evolved morals to work. They're enforced subconsciously. But the subconscious machine that does that isn't precise; it doesn't know exactly in which situations the law needs to be applied, so it usually applies it liberally. So, for example, most people will develop a value for life that extends to aliens twelve galaxies over.

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  302. Re: values by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    Look, I realize that your position is a defensible and reasonable one - I am merely showing you that it is not the only defensible and reasonable one.

    I study game theory - I really do know what I am talking about. You believe that morals transcend game theory, and that lying is a better for the individual by game theory. My point is that it is not! To put this in Game Theory terms, think of this as the prisoner's dilemma - lying helps you only if everyone else doesn't lie (or if you do it first, if you like). But to you personally, you have a choice - lie or don't lie. If you lie, then you know that everyone else will start lying in a downward spiral - which will be bad for you. If you don't lie, then as long as noone else lies you are far better off. The trick is that in a society, you can beat up the guy that lies first - getting you out of the prisoner's dillemma, and matching the game theory choice with the moral choice.

    Causality (or the direction of it) in the relationship of game theory to morallity is impossible to prove, of course. So you have your ideas and I have mine.

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  303. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    Game theory is the science of calculating optimum response (optimizing self-interest) in difficult situations.

    If you lie, you can achieve a short term gain while everyone else loses - but, longer term, your lie will lead to people not trusting you (either you in particular or more generalized mistrust), which will lower society's output (because people cannot work well together), which will mean that you are worse off than before. So most people do not lie.


    I should clarify. I agree that this example is an application of game theory because there are other people making decisions based on your decisions that you need to condsider. However your overall understanding of the specifics of game theory do not seem correct. You apply the term too liberally in situations where you should not. Your previous Venus/Mecury example was not a valid application of game theory.

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  304. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    You believe that morals transcend game theory, and that lying is a better for the individual by game theory.

    No, I didn't say that. I belive that sometimes lying is better for the individual. I thought that was obvious and didn't realize that it would be a point of debate. Though I understand now that it's the keystone of your position.

    To put this in Game Theory terms, think of this as the prisoner's dilemma - lying helps you only if everyone else doesn't lie (or if you do it first, if you like). But to you personally, you have a choice - lie or don't lie. If you lie, then you know that everyone else will start lying in a downward spiral - which will be bad for you. If you don't lie, then as long as noone else lies you are far better off. The trick is that in a society, you can beat up the guy that lies first - getting you out of the prisoner's dillemma, and matching the game theory choice with the moral choice.

    That's just a specific example in a very constrained environment. It doesn't do anything to support your arugment that lying is always bad for the individual in the general case. I don't think your posision has any legs when scaled to the scope of the real world. In fact, it's almost trivial to refute; we only have to look at the origin of this debate. There are many people who value (morally) life on this planet after we're extinct, or who value alien life on another planet twelve galaxies over that will never affect us. Those values have no explaination in your model. Perhaps you think those opinions are uncommon, but I don't think so.

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  305. Re: values by lazyl · · Score: 1

    It doesn't do anything to support your arugment that lying is always bad for the individual in the general case.

    Sorry, I realized after posting that this is not correct. I misread. What I should have said is that your example describes a specific situation in which the game theory choice matches the moral choice, but it's not an arugment for the general case. Though, that was probably your point. You were just trying to explain your position to me, not defend it, I assume. My point is that I don't think you can make a good arugment for the general case.

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