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  1. Re:Word unlocked. on North Korea Erases Executed Official From the Internet · · Score: 1

    It's the North Korean Happy Fun Time Hour! Be sure to clap for Dear Leader very enthusiastically! Be sure to stay tuned right to the end, when we show all the lucky children of our great country what it looks like when someone is executed by mortar fire. And remember, clap very enthusiastically... or else.

  2. Re:Then Fire Him on NSA Head Asks How To Spy Without Collecting Metadata · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's out of the box thinking. How about we all admit that even with near-total surveillance, something like the Boston Marathon attack can still happen, and that there is a finite limit to the safety even the most expansive surveillance regime can supply, and therefore stop pursuing goals whose ultimate destination is reduced liberties with little in the way of reduction in risk.

  3. Re:Then Fire Him on NSA Head Asks How To Spy Without Collecting Metadata · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, it means he should be fired and NOT replaced.

  4. Re:old news on Hubble Discovers Water Plumes Over Europa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps they've evolved a better congressman.

  5. Hmmm on Hubble Discovers Water Plumes Over Europa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Presuming these plumes are not one off events, couldn't we send an orbiter there to sample the plumes to at least get some idea of the chemistry of Europa's ocean, if not possibly outright detect signs of life?

  6. Re:NIH on Canonical Moving Away From GNOME Control Center · · Score: 1

    If Ubuntu died, we'd still have the other Debians. For myself, I stopped installing Ubuntu a long time ago and just install Debian. But Redhat is responsible for a helluva lot of core technologies in Linux, and while I find some of their conduct a little irritating, Redhat getting out of the Linux game would have serious implications.

    Ubuntu is eminently expendable. I tossed it out of my organization three or four years ago and have not missed it for a second.

  7. Re:intelligence on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 1

    Chimps plan, use tools and modify their environment.

  8. Re:so how will they earn a living on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 1

    The idea behind this is that chimps are extremely close relatives of ours, with many of the differences being of degree and not a lack of capacity. P. troglodytes, in particular, are tool users with at least some linguistic ability (far less than humans admittedly), form societies of fairly surprising complexity and size, and show at least some degree of sentience in general. I know this is a shades of gray kind of argument, but being that these are sentient creatures, at some point you have to ask yourself ethical questions about how you treat them.

  9. Re:Chimps' sex lives on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 1

    Yes, Bonobos are sort of the idealized noble hominoid. Chimps and humans, sadly, are the nastiest of the lot.

  10. Re:that's doctor lawyer chimp to you! on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 2

    And in the case of George W. Bush, aspire to the highest office in the world.

  11. Re:NIH on Canonical Moving Away From GNOME Control Center · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Redhat and Canonical aren't even in the same league. Redhat is managing major projects like KVM. Canonical spends its energies on pointless projects that no one wants. I don't want to lionize Redhat in any way, but if Canonical fell into a hole in the Earth tomorrow, Linux was go merrily along, but if Redhat died, it would have a pretty serious and negative effect on a number of key projects.

  12. Just to get this straight on Google Fiber In Austin Hits a Snag: Incumbent AT&T · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, just to get this straight, a company who gained its position through a helluva lot of taxpayer dollars, much of it in the form of last mile access on public lands, now decides it has some ethical and moral right to block a competitor.

    I say that every single time one of the old telco descendants does this, they are sent a bill with interest for every nickel directly or indirectly they received from the public purse, payable immediately.

  13. Re: Maybe the Patent Office will notice on JPMorgan Files Patent Application On 'Bitcoin Killer' · · Score: 2

    Yeah, because no one cough...Rambus...cough would ever think of trolling standards group discussions to patent ideas that come out of them.

  14. Wow on Google's Plan To Kill the Corporate Network · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, Google has invented the VPN! What great innovators.

  15. Re:Corrupt City of London on British Police Censor the Global Internet · · Score: 1

    I don't think the actual City of London has much of a permanent population.

  16. Re:Millions of years of life-supporting conditions on Life Could Have Evolved 15 Million Years After the Big Bang, Says Cosmologist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And how exactly does panspermia get a lift here? It's not as if catching a lift in interstellar space would have been any easier at that stage than now. I suspect with the level of energetic activity from quasars and the like, it would have been even less likely.

  17. Re:Fireworks in 3...2...1... on Satanists Propose Monument At Oklahoma State Capitol Next To Ten Commandments · · Score: 1

    Even Tolkien got a little irritated with CS Lewis's rather simplistic take. CS Lewis was a lot of things, but what he never was, no matter how much those who so dearly love to quote him may believe it, any kind of learned Biblical and theological scholar. At least Tolkien had the decency to stay away from the kind of allegorical Christianity that so damaged Lewis's works.

    At any rate, even if I considered someone like St. Thomas Aquinas a far more potent Christian theologian, I still think their beliefs are utter claptrap. Building a more complex and consistent mythology doesn't make it any less a mythology.

  18. Oh BS. The Ten Commandments are at bast a thin facade over top of Continental legal systems that date back to Antiquity. The common law found in most English-speaking countries has its origins in pagan German legal precepts (with a healthy admixture of Medieval Continental law), while the various civil codes owe their largest debt to Roman law. The Ten Commandments probably had more direct influence on Islamic laws than on any Christian state's laws.

    There's nothing revolutionary about them; Sumerian and Akkadian laws predate them with much the same content. They certainly didn't end up being expressed very much in Western legal systems, save perhaps Canon Law, though it, like much Continental law, owes its largest debt to Roman law.

    In short, the Ten Commandments may be rather important to Christians, but even during the formative years of our legal systems, they seemed to have had far less influence than the Romans and the Germans.

  19. Re:So... Any religious monument? on Satanists Propose Monument At Oklahoma State Capitol Next To Ten Commandments · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we could get a monument to C'thulu built. You know, one made out of Cyclopean blocks of blasphemous stone cut into geometrical forms for which an Euclid could scarcely find a name and given the form of nightmare antiquity.

  20. Re:Offensive on Satanists Propose Monument At Oklahoma State Capitol Next To Ten Commandments · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not about forcing anyone to believe, it is about the government be neutral on issues of religion. Putting up big statues of the Ten Commandments is not remaining neutral and is in fact promoting one religion (or at least one group of religions) over others.

  21. Re:Fireworks in 3...2...1... on Satanists Propose Monument At Oklahoma State Capitol Next To Ten Commandments · · Score: 5, Funny

    Satan's great!
    He's our man!
    Sticks his pitchfork,
    In your glands!

    We like Satan,
    He's so grand!
    Yayyyyy Satan!

    D-E-V-I-L
    We want him to take control!
    S-A-T-A-N
    Satan Satan, best in show!

    Yayyyyy Satan!

  22. Re:Any Android Tablet on Ask Slashdot: Easy Wi-Fi-Enabled Tablet For My Dad? · · Score: 1

    I see no substantial difference in setup for email between iOS and Android devices.

  23. Re:Axis of evil, again on Insight On FBI Hacking Ops · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The US could turn virtually every major urban area of Iran into radioactive craters, could wipe out most of its navy and air force in 48 hours and likely most of its anti aircraft capacity in pretty short order as well.

    When I think of major threats I think of Japan in WWII or the USSR during the Cold War.

  24. Re:Axis of evil, again on Insight On FBI Hacking Ops · · Score: 2

    If Iran is the kind of arch nemesis the Free World gets nowadays, why is everyone so worried?

  25. Re:Pure money grab by the neo-Nazi regime. on German Court Invalidates Microsoft FAT Patent · · Score: 2

    Just don't mention the war!