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  1. Re:Is it just me??? on Slashback: Epson, AbiWord, Justification · · Score: 1

    As opposed to a grown man in a Peter Pan costume?

  2. Re:newly excavated: Martin Luthers "to-do" list on Vatican/HP To Put Library Online · · Score: 1

    Damn, where's my modpoints when I need em? Thats funny, dude...

  3. Re:Ah, the Religious Double Standard on Vatican/HP To Put Library Online · · Score: 1

    Project deadlines are cool. I particularly love that whooshing noise they make when they go zipping past...

  4. Re:Protein!!!! on Folding@Home Reports Success · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that an unladen molecule?

  5. Re:Maybe... on Apple Won't Be At Macworld Boston · · Score: 3, Funny

    They dont call it To-Hell-You-Ride for nothing....

  6. Re:Big Dig? on Apple Won't Be At Macworld Boston · · Score: 2, Funny

    #include "obSimpsonsQuote.h" Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh!

  7. Re:A history of being right... on Slack · · Score: 1

    You pinks dont know what Slack is....

  8. Re:Just a passing fad on Radio-Controlled Microcar Review · · Score: 3, Funny
    Terriers in particular seem to like eating/choking on small moving things in my experience

    Ill take that statement out of context, if you dont mind...

  9. Re:The idea in a nutshell on More on GM's New Fuel Cell Cars · · Score: 1
    I'll work on the BASH[1] shell.

    [1] Bob's All-purpose Sleek Hotrod

  10. Re:Hey, I worked at a Sheetz... on Shop Till It Drops · · Score: 3, Funny
    Most people actually love the machines, especially if they have kids.

    Machines can have kids now? AIEEEEEEEEE!

  11. How the hell... on Shop Till It Drops · · Score: 1

    ...do you shake this thing if it eats your quarters without giving you your snack? Use a forklift?

  12. Re:Privacy is gone... Get over it. on Police Database Lists 'Future Criminals' · · Score: 1, Funny

    A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.

    The Harvard man says, "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."

    The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."

  13. Re:How awesome is that on Cremation? Burial? How about Diamonds? · · Score: 1
    You're entire family tree could be locked away in a jewlery box

    As opposed to the home where they're locked up now?

  14. Re:Mac OS X on PGP Acquired From NAI · · Score: 1

    #include "rant_about_mysql_being_ready_for_primetime.h"

    error: incorrect assumption at line 103

  15. Re:It's about time on NYC Law Aims To Ban Cell Phones In Theatres · · Score: 1
    They should just make the ringtone a coughing sound.

    No one will suspect it's a phone ringing.

    Until someone wardials the theatre, and it sounds like the plague has broken out in Manhattan...

  16. Re:Argument for life on Possible Evidence of Martian Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Hey, the same sketchy evidenciary rules keep these loonies going. Check out the 'conference center', its particularly entertaining...

  17. Re:And so on on Possible Evidence of Martian Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Re:And so on (Score:-1 Anal Retentive)

  18. Re:I've read this already on How The Postman Almost Owned E-Mail · · Score: 1

    Got a pointer for this? This smacks of either urban legend, or something not backed by law, just threats...

  19. Grease Car? on Drive a Greasecar - DIY Biodiesel · · Score: 1

    So, you want fries with that?

  20. Re:Got an English translation for that link? on Norwegian Government Expires Microsoft Contract · · Score: 3, Funny
    The link leads to a document in Norwegian. Anyone care to translate?

    <TRANSLATE>BORK BORK BORK! </TRANSLATE>

    Oh, sorry, thats Sweedish...

  21. Re:Ah yes... on Lazy Musicians Spawn Robot Ukulele · · Score: 1


    The Horse Flies, an alternative/bluegrass/whateverthehelltheyare band, has a banjo-uke player. Its an even more unique sound than just a uke. Go find music from "In the Dance Tent" and give it a listen.

  22. Re:Why no .sea? on HavenCo Doing Well · · Score: 1
    Sealand doesn't have a TLD for the same reason that I'm not assigned a TLD every time I go swimming on the New Jersey shore.

    They dont give you a TLD if you generate an oil slick?

  23. Re:Heh? on Spelunking in Las Vegas · · Score: 2, Funny
    If they weren't expecting the bums, then who were they expecting???

    The Spanish Inquisition?

  24. Re:Tivo? on Web Publishers Sue Gator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, its more like if the Tivo replaced commericals for Brand X with commercials for Brand Y.

  25. Re:Hey on eBay To Offer Health Insurance · · Score: 0

    And your NYT login is what?