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  1. Knight really this screwed up... on Algorithmic Trading Glitch Costs Firm $440 Million · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some programmer's going to lose their job over this error that resulted in a $440 million loss. If the programmer had done the job properly, Knight would have lost $1 billion and been eligible for a government bailout.

  2. Re:Defend flash trading? on Algorithmic Trading Glitch Costs Firm $440 Million · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Millisecond liquidity is substantially superior to having exchanges post transactions in 1-sec intervals because it allows Goldman Sachs to make more money... duh.

  3. Re:Brace yourselves on Windows 8 Is Ready · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, what is hard is coming up with a sucky GUI... I hear it took Microsoft two years.

  4. Trolltech patents... on Nokia Closing Australian Office, Looking To Sell Qt Assets · · Score: 3, Funny

    What happens if a patent troll gets the Trolltech patents?

  5. Anything by Packt on Ask Slashdot: Good Books and Tools For a Software/Hardware Hobbyist? · · Score: 1

    They only publish excellent books, according to reviews on Slashdot.

  6. Re:SIRI !! WHAT THAT MEANS ?? on Taiwan University Sues Apple Over Siri Patents · · Score: 1

    Ask your iPhone to tell you.

  7. Re:*yawn* on Berkeley Lab Develops Technology To Make Photovoltaics Out of Any Semiconductor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, they've signed an exclusivity deal with Lowe's.

  8. Re:Payday! on Gartner Analyst Retracts "Windows 8 Is Bad" Claim · · Score: 1

    I thought Pro-bono lawyers only sued people who infringed U2's copyrights?

  9. Some people care about what Gartner analysts say on Gartner Analyst Retracts "Windows 8 Is Bad" Claim · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's company policy at Gartner for the analysts give their website links to their mothers, so that someone will read their blogs.

  10. 10 million dollars? on Just $10M Keeping "Red Neck Rocket Scientist" From Reaching Space · · Score: 1

    What's that in BitCoins... this project should appeal to the same characters.

  11. Re:Typo folks on If You Lived In Riga, You Wouldn't Bother To Cut the Cord · · Score: 1

    Another fine example of Timothy's "editing".

  12. Much easier to launch from China on Details of Chinese Moon Rocket Emerge · · Score: 2

    It's basic physics... make a heavy enough rocket and when you release the holding pin it will fall downwards, accelerating until it breaks free of the Earth's atmosphere. Then just turn it around and head to the moon.

  13. Re:Sweet on GM Car Owners With OnStar Now Can Be Their Own Rental Agencies · · Score: 1

    How do you know it wasn't the pigs that had IBS? The corpse was probably the one with the bad cologne that lingered on the headrest for weeks...

  14. Re:350 million vaginas on East Texas Getting Compressed Air Energy Storage Plant · · Score: 1

    Really... how many East Texas woman have you met?

  15. Re:Dear Faceless Conglomorate Tracking Me on Cell Phones: Tracking Devices That Happen To Make Calls · · Score: 1

    That's what we want you to think. -Faceless Comglomerate Tracking You

  16. Re:Dear Faceless Conglomorate Tracking Me on Cell Phones: Tracking Devices That Happen To Make Calls · · Score: 1

    Enjoy spending all your paychecks on products you don't really need, Mr Faceless Exploitable Consumer.

  17. Re:Only smart phones? on Cell Phones: Tracking Devices That Happen To Make Calls · · Score: 1

    But they did know. The FCC has pals in the NSA.

  18. Global warming no longer a problem on Nanotech Surprise: Shooting Lasers at Buckyballs Makes Them Bigger · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew mankind would find a solution for the so-called "global warming" problem. Since buckyballs absorb carbon when lasers are shot at them, all we need to do is sprinkle buckyballs into the ocean. Then it's just a matter of finding some fish or other marine animal to equip with laser beams to activate them, at which point all the excess carbon dioxide will be incorporated into the buckyballs. Voila! I'll be patenting this idea when my lawyer gets into his office on Monday morning.

  19. Re:What Next for LHC? on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Implications of Finding the Higgs Boson? · · Score: 1

    I heard they're turning it into a zombie theme park.

  20. Re:Ob Faraday on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Implications of Finding the Higgs Boson? · · Score: 1

    One day you may tax it.

  21. Re:Probably on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Implications of Finding the Higgs Boson? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Poor people can't spell, apparently, which may be why they don't become ritches.

  22. Re:Do the editors even look at the submissions? on Copyrights To Reach Deep Space · · Score: 1

    That is an insightful comment. It should be copy-written by your lawyers so you can get paid for it.

  23. Re:Shemagh/Keffiyeh. on Slashdot Asks: Beating the Summer Heat? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but now you look like a terrorist.

  24. Re:RIM will rise again. on RIM CEO: 'There's Nothing Wrong With the Company' · · Score: 1

    Of course they will rise again. In good Canadian fashion, once they go bankrupt a mining exploration company will buy the shell.

  25. Sony's take on cloud computing on Sony To Acquire Cloud Gaming Company Gaikai for $380 Million · · Score: 2

    They could use it to put rootkits on your computer... from a cloud!