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  1. Re:Obligatory on Sir Patrick Stewart · · Score: 0

    Even though Shatner (if he still has Canadian citizenship) is a British SUBJECT - the Queen is also the Queen of Canada, the government of Canada does absolutely NOT permit its citizens to accept knighthoods.
    Ask Lord Conrad Black.
    Oh... Sorry- is he still a Lord? In any event, he is no longer a Canadian citizen.

    And no longer has the benefit of that evil Canadian "socialized" medicine.
    But then, he has the benefit of the medicare provided by the US prison system, which is probably better than what most US citizens can afford.
    But I digress...

  2. Re:people use PHP? on The Environmental Impact of PHP Compared To C++ On Facebook · · Score: 0

    Oh, BS!

    You sound like one of those old Macintosh weenies. (almost extinct now)
    Some things never die. I guess they have now morphed into Linux-Perl weenies.

    But seriously- why cannot a PHP (or Perl) compiler be built? There are so many interpreters nowadays and very few compilers.
    I used to code mainframe crap 30 years ago (Assembler, COBOL, FORTRAN etc)... and then people discovered real-time interpreters. But hey- cycles were cheap. If the code could be compiled ONCE, instead of each time, it would save a lot of CPU cycles and by extension, electrical power and heat. PHP compiler anyone? Or even PERL?

  3. Re:Wrongue on UK Wants To Phase Out Checks By 2018 · · Score: 0

    . Last time I czeched, spelt was a flour.

  4. Re:Backup! Bunny has this voicemail! on Israeli Border Police Shoot US Student's Laptop · · Score: 0

    and he went proper, proper insane in this voicemail...

    What you are looking for is the perhaps improper, improper Bunny page! -
    You may find your recording under the line "recent tech calls".

    And do not bother with Bunny - she apparently has since converted to Islam.

  5. Re:(s)he on Environmental Chemicals Are Feminizing Boys · · Score: 0

    And how are these chemicals affecting animal population ratios?

    try this just for openers: Fish adrift

    or try http://www.cbc.ca/documentaries/doczone/2008/disappearingmale/

    Just google around. This phenomenon has been observed for years. Howcum the Danes just woke up?

  6. The Danes just figured this out? on Environmental Chemicals Are Feminizing Boys · · Score: 0

    Wha? This is NEWZ? This theory has been around for more than 10 years.

    Here's a report that the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corp) put out last year.

  7. Re:It's the chemicals!? Bollox to that! on Environmental Chemicals Are Feminizing Boys · · Score: 0

    WTF is wrong with YOU?
    Haven't you heard this plastic/ estrogen theory before?
    It's been around at least 10 years.
    Howcum the Danes have just woken up?

  8. Re:Wow... on Vatican Debates Possibility of Alien Life · · Score: 0

    or his jaw....

  9. Re:About time! on Vatican Debates Possibility of Alien Life · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, the government controls the commerce.

    Yes, but according to some posts here, aliens control their nuclear submarines!

  10. Re:No surrender on Vatican Debates Possibility of Alien Life · · Score: 0

    As a protestant, you, your pope, and all his cardinals can all fuck off.

    Huh? Didn't you read this? He said he was CATHOLIC!
    Besides, AFAIK, there is no "protestant" pope....

  11. Re:Here we go again on IBM Faces DOJ Antitrust Inquiry On Mainframes · · Score: 0

    Wait, who is choking business? Seems like it's IBM that's choking business, not government.

    I agree wholeheartedly! Now that the US government has been elected by the people for a change (unlike 8 years ago), this new government should restart the anti-monopoly stuff again!
    About time.

  12. Re:I Love Lucy and The Honeymooners on Monty Python 40 Years Old Today! · · Score: 0

    you want room 12A, Just along the corridor!

  13. Telomeres? Again? on Aging Discovery Yields Nobel Prize · · Score: 0

    I heard this stuff years ago
    This is what caused "Dolly" the clone to become six years old within months.
    So?
    Any newsbreaking item here?
    Each one of my sperms is sacred; alas at our age, (spermazoids and me -68 years) their
    telesphores are extremely short "at this point in time".
    Consequently, none of my future offspring from my donated sperm will have a chance of winning a Nobel Prize, unless it is in the emerging field of Geriatrics..
    It's weird that that this should be announced on the same day as "40 years of Monty Python",
    in particular : every LONNNG-TELESPHORE sperm is sacred!

    BREAKING NEWZ! Tube-tying / Jerk-off party on SLASHDOT THIS FRIDAY!
    BE HERE!

  14. Re:SURE He THOUGHT She Was 13 ... on Canadian Minister Lies On Net Surveillance Claims · · Score: 0

    Thank goodness!
    Now I know!
    YOU are the guy holding up the line when I am trying to buy a Fatburger at McDoughnalds, or trying to get my stuff thru the checkout line at the supermarket.
    But it's a smart move- you get to ogle their tits while the poor girl checks for her ID.

    O my dear pudding-puller- Do you do this also at Hooters? Com'n now.. 'fess up. we've seen you there!
    Well at least in my case I am not interested in "sleeping" with them; for myself, I have much more interesting projects for them, you slimy hypocrite.

  15. Re:SURE He THOUGHT She Was 13 ... on Canadian Minister Lies On Net Surveillance Claims · · Score: -1, Troll

    Migod! You must really hold up the checkout lines at the local supermarket, or when you're buying a fatburger at McDough's.
    But hey! It gives you extra time to ogle their boobs while they search for their ID...
    Smart move, pudding-puller!

    But do you do this also at your local Hooters? Com'n now- 'fess up! We have seen you there, "big boy" !
    Thank goodness you don't "sleep" with them; neither do I. We have something better to do.

  16. Re:Flintstones on Exoplanet Has Showers of Pebbles · · Score: 0

    Flintstones???

    WTF does that have to do with Pebbles?

  17. Gravel? Your exoplanet has GRAVEL? on Exoplanet Has Showers of Pebbles · · Score: 0

    Ahh. Thank you but- we certainly shan't grovel for your gravel!
    WE DO NOT WANT IT IT!
    But, Earthing- thanks for the hint about your exoplanet (whatever that is)
    Perhaps we'll look them over...

  18. Old newz... on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 0

    Old news (I think) -

    Some guy in the USA got one of these a a coupla years ago.
    I remember the breathless radio host getting all excited about "no pulse!" Golly!

    Hey but it's Singapore!
    Check her meds! If they are too strong, hang the dopefiend bitch!

  19. what? on G20 Protesters Blasted By "Sound Cannon" · · Score: 0

    just a sec- lemme turn the radio down.

  20. Re:Didn't they watch Dr. Strangelove? on Soviets Built a Doomsday Machine; It's Still Alive · · Score: 0

    Well gosh!
    I built one. But if I tell everyone, they (or at least someone) will want it. And then...well...
    .
    then... guess I'll just have to detonate it, you selfish oafs!.
    Now, do you understand? BTW, it's patented: patent #3744827 Shhh! don't tell anyone!

  21. Salmon in a box? on Dead Salmon's "Brain Activity" Cautions fMRI Researchers · · Score: 0

    How do you know the salmon was actually dead?
    Did the wave collapse when the salmon's box was opened?
    Oh. Sorry! Wrong experiment...

  22. Re:Classic case of idiotus not understandus on Dead Salmon's "Brain Activity" Cautions fMRI Researchers · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but could you elaborate just a tad more on step #8: "And then a MIRACLE occurs!" ?

  23. DAMN! I'm sorry to hear it! Loved his books. on Dead Salmon's "Brain Activity" Cautions fMRI Researchers · · Score: 0

    I didn't RTFA, but was it those crazy Islamofascicts that finally got him?

  24. I do! on Who Wants To Be a Billionaire Coder? · · Score: 0

    So where do I apply?
    Familiar with XHTML strict, PHP, some Python and MS/DOS command-lvl.
    Plus a buncha even older mainframe languages! Hey, big bucks there!
    I expect the first $billion up front.
    I guarantee results. Or (most of) your money back.

  25. I'm more interested in... on Blueprint For a Quantum Electric Motor · · Score: 0

    ... in powering a quantum object with my classical motor.

    Could it work? or wouldn't it? Cats are peculiar creatures.