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  1. Re:18 Wheeler on Games They'd Like Us To Forget · · Score: 2, Informative

    I ran an arcade when that was out, and it was pretty well-received by employees and customers alike. I liked it, too.

    "18 Wheeler" ran on Sega's Naomi hardware. The Dreamcast was essentially a console version of the same hardware, which meant Sega could instantly port their Naomi-based arcade library to DC with minimal effort. Unfortunately, the minimal effort was evident in this case, as the experience didn't translate well at all to DC owners who spent $50 on the same 15 minutes of fun that cost 50 cents in the arcade.

  2. Re:By a woman? on Female Astronaut Sets Space Record · · Score: 1

    Subsequent generations of zero-G dwellers would probably rapidly devolve into a gelatinous mass. Therefore, any long-term space travel would certainly have to utilize some form of artificial gravity.
    Or at least a spoon and some pineapple slices.
  3. Re:Could be worse on Diablo Movie Now in the Works? · · Score: 1

    A bad game based on a bad movie based on a game.. what a concept!

  4. ObOnion on Intel V8 Octa-Core System, Full Performance Tests · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fxck everything, we're doing five cores! And two aloe strips!!

  5. That's not all! on Identity Thief Apprehended By Victim · · Score: 5, Funny

    On top of the credit cards and prada bags, that fiend even had the tenacity to start up a web consulting business in her name!

    ...Yes, I know, but after all she's been through I think she deserves a gratuitous plug.

  6. Re:What's next? on Judge Orders TorrentSpy to Turn Over RAM · · Score: 1

    I had one of those. It worked perfectly until I spilled carrot juice on it.

  7. Re:Seinfeld? on Judge Orders TorrentSpy to Turn Over RAM · · Score: 1

    Frogger didn't. And despite the Seinfeld episode, it didn't have a high score table with players' initials either.

  8. I can sympathize. on ISS Computer Failure · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like many Slashdotters, when the computers at my job fail, my attitude tends to become uncontrollable as well.

  9. Yahoo shouldn't mind. on Yahoo Confirms Beijing Blocking Flickr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yahoo has often said it's better to provide the Chinese partial content rather than none at all. Therefore, shouldn't they be perfectly happy that Chinese users are at least seeing the big white webpage with some text scattered around a broken-JPEG icon, rather than no Flickr at all?

  10. Re:OK on Gaming Portal Announced By Wizards of the Coast · · Score: 2, Funny

    That reminds me of the time in 1983 that someone told me pen-and-paper was dead while playing a D&D cartridge on a Mattel Aquarius. Or the late 1980s when MUDs and BBS games got popular. Or that time in 1993 when a bunch of us were playing Ultima 7 for DOS with the speech pack, and someone said it beat pen-and-paper. Or five years later when Ultima went online for the first time, ready to kill off tabletop gaming forever. Or that time in 1998 when Baldur's Gate came out and people declared it the death of tabletop. Or 2001 with the surge of interest in LARP signaled the death of tabletop. Or 2004 with the advent of WoW and how it was poised to kill off tabletop. Etc..

  11. The slogan: on Gaming Portal Announced By Wizards of the Coast · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gleemax makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time!

  12. Re:Good ol' proposals. on Yahoo Rejects Anti-Censorship Proposal · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, I'll marry you!

  13. Re:You could always do a sort-of LARP-ish thing... on Star Wars Roleplaying Game — Saga Edition · · Score: 1

    Pfft! Beat my post by one minute. Maybe I'd be a good Stormtrooper after all.

  14. Re:You could always do a sort-of LARP-ish thing... on Star Wars Roleplaying Game — Saga Edition · · Score: 1

    I could have joined the Stormtroopers, but they found out I could actually aim and shoot at a target and sent me home.

  15. Re:Come on... on Far-Fetched Time Travel Concept Receives Private Funds · · Score: 1

    In one theoretical model of time travel, you can just go on waiting, because you haven't sent it yet so it won't have happened. If you actually get to that point in the future and actually get back here to pass yourself a note, then you'll suddenly "have gotten it" back now, and any resulting headaches, paradoxes, failed history reports, and dead grandfathers will be your own problem.

  16. Push it to the limit on Far-Fetched Time Travel Concept Receives Private Funds · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if investors' safety is guaranteed.

  17. Re:Not a single bison shall stand on History of MECC and Oregon Trail · · Score: 1

    I also doubt you could find one single 80s kid who didn't at least once greet the hunting screen by saying "Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!"

  18. Re:5 Minutes on "Spam King" Pleads Guilty in U.S. Federal Court · · Score: 1

    Maximum of five minutes in prison for each of the people he spammed. Seems a little light.
    It all evens out, assuming it didn't take any of those victims more than five minutes to press "delete" on a single email.

    (must.. not.. resurrect.. stale.. AOLer.. jokes..)
  19. Re:Oregon Trail on History of MECC and Oregon Trail · · Score: 4, Funny

    Haha, that was the best!

    We used to purposely pick names that would look good on the tombstone, since anyone who played the same disk after you would see it when they passed by wherever on the Trail you died. It also let you write an epitaph for yourself, which led to a trail full of stones like..

    Here lies HEMAN
    skeletor finally won

    Here lies SANTA
    no more presents for anybody

    Here lies (TEACHER'S NAME)
    still can't find the on switch on the IIc

    Good times.

  20. Re:Not a single bison shall stand on History of MECC and Oregon Trail · · Score: 1

    While that was fun, it was interesting that no matter how many critters you killed, your guy could only carry (IIRC) 200 pounds of it back to the wagon. Keeping this in mind when hunting would actually help your game in the long run, when you would have to economize on bullets and time.

  21. Bowman 2.0 on Transit Method Reveals Many Extrasolar Planets · · Score: 4, Funny

    All these World 2.0s are yours except Europa 2.0. Attempt no landings there.

  22. In other news... on Linus Warms (Slightly) to GPL3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Linus has announced that although he's always hated marmalade in the past, he's slightly warming up to it after a recent bite of a friend's toast. He has also recently bought a green shirt despite earlier statements about green being his least favorite color, and it seems he currently prefers his eggs cooked slightly less runny than in the past.

    Rumors that he is experimenting with a new brand of tube socks are as yet unconfirmed.

  23. Audio flashback on Your Lord of the Rings Online Questions Answered · · Score: 1

    We're adding an element many musicians are familiar with; it's an ascii format called ABC notation? That will allow players to create their own songs, write it down in a more simple and readable way, and then share/integrate/import it into the game.
    Wow, it's the MIDI/MOD era all over again. I can hardly wait to hear the "Doctor Who" theme played on the game's sample set.
  24. Define "museum." on A Field Trip To the Creation Museum · · Score: 1

    $20 to get in? That's a change up from the normal "collection-plate" sort of deal one usually sees in Christian churches. That's what this is, of course.. it's an apologetic ministry facility run by an on-the-books religious organization, labelled a museum.

    Although to be honest, if the Christian church I was brought to as a kid had dinosaur rides out front, I may never have converted away from the faith.

  25. That explains it. on A Geek On Everest · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a tale of high latency, low bandwidth, blown hard drives, and frozen fingers.
    Yep, Flash'll do that..