Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
FUCK YOU
Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted?
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
FUCK YOU
Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted?
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
FUCK YOU
Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted?
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
FUCK YOU
Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted?
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off in the last two months, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop? You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities. Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home to a nice furnished apartment, smell some pussy before going to bed, windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop? You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities. Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home to a nice furnished apartment, smell some pussy before going to bed, windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
Seriously linux users, you're being left in the dust using an inferior operating system.
because most people don't touch their shoulders with their hands when they do it? I mean, you realize that's what someone would have to do- to cover something pinned to the chest- right?
You watch cartoons on a saturday night? That's so much cooler than like, having sex or something.
You're definately not like those other people, the ones that don't get the reference.
Bonus points for starting a post with 'umm.' It makes everything else sound more intelligent, and people will respect what you have to say once they know you've suffered a minor stroke before.
While I would like to not be photographed that means that anyone can avoid identification by blurring their face in a pic
Sit back and think about how little your comment contributed to the discussion. There is a reason that your posts are modded '-1' on default. if you aren't deliberately trolling, that should give you something to think about.
Why worry about cops first and not the (always) bad guys?
Because (a.) you're an idiot who posts on slashdot, (b.) we hold authority figures to higher standards because the power they get from their positions entails certain responsibilities, and finally (c.) you're an idiot who posts on slashdot.
Slashdot Mirror
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
FUCK YOU
Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted?
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
FUCK YOU
Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted?
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop? You're that guy. You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do. While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities. Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners. Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side. We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do. Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain. If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah FUCK YOU Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted? I hear The Home Depot is hiring. Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off even once in the past two years, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
FUCK YOU
Why do you insist on being somewhere where you aren't wanted?
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
If you've been laid off in the last two months, for any "reason," FUCK YOU. Ha ha ha haa ha ha haa haaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ah
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop? You're that guy. You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do. While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities. Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners. Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home to a nice furnished apartment, smell some pussy before going to bed, windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side. Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain. Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulesd by your bodies.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities. Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home to a nice furnished apartment, smell some pussy before going to bed, windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
Note, this rant is only directed at 'IT guys' and code monkeys. There are obviously some of you who have carved a useful niche in society with your talent, who have friends and six-pack abs. I'm talking to the guys that change the bedpans and insert the catheters, the ones you share a building with but equally disdain.
Seriously linux users, you're being left in the dust using an inferior operating system.
Hey, fag- shut up.
I want to sniff some ASS PANTIES!!!1
You're using an inferior operating system, and you're being left in the dust.
I'll bet that 9/10 of those kids would know where to put a hyphen in that phrase.
And you never will be.
You are using an inferior operating system, and you're being left in the dust.
Want an easy example? Physics.
I want to sniff some... ASS-PANTIES!!1
because most people don't touch their shoulders with their hands when they do it? I mean, you realize that's what someone would have to do- to cover something pinned to the chest- right?
You're definately not like those other people, the ones that don't get the reference.
Bonus points for starting a post with 'umm.' It makes everything else sound more intelligent, and people will respect what you have to say once they know you've suffered a minor stroke before.
Oh, go play your piano you bobble-headed faggot kraut.
Want to know something interesting? I didn't read your post.
While I would like to not be photographed that means that anyone can avoid identification by blurring their face in a pic Sit back and think about how little your comment contributed to the discussion. There is a reason that your posts are modded '-1' on default. if you aren't deliberately trolling, that should give you something to think about.
Only a little bit, but you don't have to let it ruin your day.
Because (a.) you're an idiot who posts on slashdot, (b.) we hold authority figures to higher standards because the power they get from their positions entails certain responsibilities, and finally (c.) you're an idiot who posts on slashdot.