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  1. Double-edged sword on Net Neutrality Suffers Major Setback · · Score: 1

    If the ISP is filtering traffic, doesn't that blow their "common carrier" claims out of the water? In other words, if you censor the content, don't you automatically become responsible for the content?

  2. Re: I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles... on Jordanian Mayor Angry Over "Alien Invasion" Prank · · Score: 1

    Hey, Abdelsalam al-Majali was merely the Prime Minister of Jordan, whereas Orson Welles was a celebrity! There is no comparison between the two!

  3. At this point, the analogy breaks down on Game CEO Sees "Gamification" of Work and Military · · Score: 1

    The smart pedophile clowns are actually driving the ice cream truck.

  4. Failure to understand the problem space on Game CEO Sees "Gamification" of Work and Military · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'I know I'd feel better about job training if it felt more like killing zombies.'

    I know I'd feel better about customer service if it allowed for ganking newbs.

  5. Parkinson's law on Blu-ray Proposes Incompatible BD-XL and IH-BD Formats · · Score: 1

    As the corollary to Parkinson's Law states: "Data expands to fill the space available for storage."

  6. Re:LOTR on Amazon Reviewers Take on the Classics · · Score: 1

    Oh... so THAT explains the Reggie Bush/Kim Kardashian breakup!

  7. Re:Yet another stereotype confifrmed. on Geomagnetic Storm In Progress · · Score: 1

    Hot showers and blow jobs are not mutually exclusive. Neither are hot cups of coffee and cold beers.

  8. Grapes of Wraith?!? on Amazon Reviewers Take on the Classics · · Score: 1

    I thought wraiths, being spirits of the departed, no longer ate grapes... WTF?!?

  9. twitpic? on Geomagnetic Storm In Progress · · Score: 2, Funny

    What the heck is "twitpic"?!? It sounds like a web app that twits use to post their pictures... what's that you say? It IS a web app that twits use to post their pictures? Uh... I guess it is aptly name then.

  10. Yet another stereotype confifrmed. on Geomagnetic Storm In Progress · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, Soichi Noguchi, you are doing very little to dispel the classic stereotype of Japanese tourists always with a camera around their neck, taking pictures of everything!

  11. Re:Who has dirty hands? on iPad Review · · Score: 1

    The irony is that he was using a pejorative term to describe the people that just couldn't wait to get their hands on an iPad, when he himself couldn't wait to get his hands on an iPad.

  12. Re:LOTR on Amazon Reviewers Take on the Classics · · Score: 1

    What do the rings enable them to do? Get laid more times in a week than the average slashdot reader does in their whole life.

  13. Re:What? on Amazon Reviewers Take on the Classics · · Score: 1

    I think a 3 word quote would make a much more concise review: "That's some pig!"

  14. Re:LOTR on Amazon Reviewers Take on the Classics · · Score: 1

    Obviously, with it's obvious obsession with jewelry, the book's target audience was women.
    (My wife didn't care who won the Superbowl until she found out all the members of the winning team get rings!)

  15. Re:Bible review? on Amazon Reviewers Take on the Classics · · Score: 1

    One man's "bad joke" is another man's "epic troll!" Rarely is making fun of The Holy Bible appropriate, but in this case, it was hilarious.

  16. Who has dirty hands? on iPad Review · · Score: 3, Funny

    This weekend saw the delivery of iPads into hundreds of thousands of filthy hands. I managed to get my hands on a 32GB unit... I take that you count yourself amongst the unwashed masses, then?

  17. I gotta give him credit on Android Copy of Young Woman Unveiled In Japan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It is a lot more lifelike than Nancy Pelosi!

  18. Re:Just don't make it speak on Android Copy of Young Woman Unveiled In Japan · · Score: 1

    As long as it works like a real human being, in that it can't talk with something in it's mouth, I'm good.

  19. Re:But... on Blizzard Announces New Battle.net Matchmaking · · Score: 1

    Hey, if she's just gonna grind all day... well, I've got better things for her to grind against!

  20. Re:An April Fool's summary article on Blizzard Announces New Battle.net Matchmaking · · Score: 1

    "Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?" -- Shrek

  21. Re:I met my wife PvP'ing at Crossroads on Blizzard Announces New Battle.net Matchmaking · · Score: 1

    I hope you've discovered that "role playing" is not just something you can do online...

  22. Re:Orc's are the easiest. on Blizzard Announces New Battle.net Matchmaking · · Score: 3, Funny

    Level 30 Orc's put out the most on the first date Dude, everybody knows that's because they are so friggin' ugly! The Elves are the one you wanna date; they are really good in bed... only problem is, it's a bit difficult to tell the female elves from the male elves... oh, and their ears aren't the only thing that's pointed!

  23. In the operator's defense on NASA Launches Giant Magnifying Glass Into Space · · Score: 3, Funny

    They did say "From here those guys are so small, they look like ants!"

  24. Wait... on Tremulous Switching To Xbox Live, Exclusively · · Score: 1

    Is Miguel de Icaza involved with this project?

  25. Re:Awesome for extinction fetishists on Endangered Species Condoms · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hint: you have to move the tail out of the way before putting it on. And when you meet people on the street, the bear will inevitably say "Would you believe it started out as just a mole on my butt!", which is really annoying.