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  1. Great! on Waymo Self-Driving Cars Can Now Obey Police Hand Signals · · Score: 1

    Now make them understand what I mean when I flip them off!

  2. "Doing my roast"? Is that what you young kids are calling it these days?

  3. Meat isn't the problem on Cooking Sunday Roast Causes Indoor Pollution 'Worse Than Delhi' (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I had a housemate burn pinto beans with habaneros in them... it's a pretty effective form of tear gas!

  4. Re:1984 on Slashdot Asks: What Are Some Programming Books You Wish You Had Read Earlier? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What a coincidence.. the Trump administration uses that book as an instruction manual!
    “War is peace
    freedom is slavery
    ignorance is strength.”

  5. Obviously Slashdot's parent company hasn't gotten any advertising revenue from Facebook in a while... can you say "extortion"? If it works for AMI, why not for Slashdot? Oh wait, extorting the robot didn't work for AMI, did it?

  6. Can you sentence robots to jail?

  7. I think multi-billion dollar fines of Google, Facebook, Apple, and the like will be the primary funding source for the EU for many years to come...

  8. Do you know how many websites now REQUIRE Facebook logins?

  9. Google abandoned the "Don't Be Evil" slogan years ago... obviously. Companies must act in the fiduciary interest of shareholders... if that requires being evil, then so be it!

  10. Re:Nothing a simple sticker could not solve on Cybersecurity Expert Questions Existence of Embedded Camera On SIA's Inflight Entertainment Systems (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    The touchscreen Google Home devices have brought back the door over the camera, unlike the Alexa devices. Now if only there was some way of proving the microphone was effectively disabled...

  11. Color me unimpressed on Lightsaber Dueling Registered as Official Sport in France (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Still much less popular than the #1 sport in France: White flag waving!

  12. Who still uses Edge? on Microsoft Edge Lets Facebook Run Flash Code Behind Users' Backs (zdnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Other than as the world's most popular method of downloading Chrome...

  13. Comic Sans, obviously... it's the only thing that font is really appropriate for!

  14. New Netfux series on Netflix Cancels The Punisher and Jessica Jones, Ending its Marvel Shows (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    "The Punishment of Jessica Jones"...

  15. LISP, then?

  16. I'm more worried about the "losing half my stuff" part... as in my ex literally walked into the escrow office and refused to sign the sales contract unless they immediately but her a check for half of the sales amount... and this was 2 days before the property went into foreclosure.

  17. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? on Return To Sender: High Court To Hear Undeliverable Mail Case (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Why use a database? Why not just encode the entire address in the barcode? Unless the address changes...

  18. Remember to leave space for Jesus between you when you're f*cking!!!

  19. Re:Charge admission tax at liquor stores on House Bill Requires Pornography Filter on All Phones, Computers Purchased in Kansas (cjonline.com) · · Score: 1

    Every state DOES charge a "sin tax" on liquor, duh!

  20. Why do you wankers like porn so much?

  21. Re:We're not in Kansas anymore... on House Bill Requires Pornography Filter on All Phones, Computers Purchased in Kansas (cjonline.com) · · Score: 1

    Great! I'm sure there are already pot shops on the border... now they can sell computers and phones too!

  22. Set up a consumers electronics store just outside the Kansas state line on all major highways!

  23. And it's last words were, "My battery is low and it's getting dark"... funny, I didn't know rovers spoke English!

  24. Re: Because No One Else Has Bills on Amazon Will Pay $0 in Federal Taxes on $11.2 Billion Profits (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Moran State Park? Yeah, it's nice... but you're kind of a moron yourself!

  25. The Chinese PEOPLE are some of the most naturally capitalist people in the world. The government is a curious hybrid of a centrally managed economy with incentives for capitalism. So far, it seems to be working, despite some obvious problems.