wow... funniest thing on this site in a while, (Score:1, Funny) and someone moderates it "Overrated"
slashdot = stagnated
Well then, take the hint you rabid, slavering mongrel.
The reason nobody here likes what you like, laughs at what you think is funny or agrees with your point of view is that your mind is a twisted, diseased little knot and you're too stupid to realise it!
go down the wire isle and you're almost guaranteed to be approached by a security guard posing as a shopper.... "$15M for this store and the lanes are so small, right? what's the deal?"
i usually pick up the biggest spool i can a few times and turn it over, then leave then come back and do it a few times just to watch them dance and attempt to continue their charade.
copper is more lucrative than gold in leveraging society. it is required in abundance.
Is this what you do for your pathetic kicks? You truly are a fucked-up individual. Why don't you do yourself and society a grand favour and use one of your many firearms to blow out your festering brains?
My apologies, that would be something useful; quite beyond your abilities.
Jesus motherfucking Christ, you post this drivel then have the gall to to call other people idiots.. you're nothing but a fucking oxygen thief.
An individual, yes, one with a thousand broken and snarling personalities writhing inside your head.
With all the mindless tripe you cannot help spewing, you advertise yourself as nothing more than the most arrogant fuckwit of all time and space when you call someone else an idiot.
Indeed. It's phenomenologically pretty well-defined, inasmuch as we can set up systems and we know whether we're observing them or not, and what'll happen to them if we do observe them, but we haven't a clue as to the mechanistics of it all.
I'm probably going to be crucified for this (perhaps rightly so) but I'm going to introduce a concept I learned and found interesting and surprisingly on-topic:
Let's assume that God, in the beginning, was alone. A single being of unlimited power. Sounds pretty boring. What's the point of being stuffed full of unlimited power if you're on your own with nothing much to do? So, the theory goes, God split itself into a stupendously large number of other beings, each as powerful as God (unlimited, remember). W0ot! God now has friends.
After mucking around for a while in (err.. Heaven, I guess you'd call it), all these beings agreed that it would be great fun to create a game they could all participate in.
So, the 'material universe' or whatever you want to call it, was conceived as an idea. For me, this is where the true majesty of God becomes visible: I suspect at the heart of quantum mechanics, or whatever system runs QM, we'll find some very simple concepts (or basic physics) that makes all of this possible. A universe with gravity and energy and evolution and the fun and games of it all, with some key differences: the introduction of a renewal cycle of birth and death, for one. Most important though - and relevant to the topic - is a time delay between having a desire and having that desire satisfied. In 'heaven' of course, whatever God wants God gets instantly.
The theory goes that at this point, many of the beings dived into this new universe, choosing to forget themselves as God and instead become part of the pools of primordial soup as they arose in time across the universe. Through evolution these beings experienced the joy and misery of life as an amoeba through to life as a human or other animal capable of intelligent thought. Now that these beings are experiencing themselves as intelligent peoples of varying type, they are able to study the universe with increasingly powerful technologies and are discovering that the universe is merely a technology - a pretty stupendous one of course - that can itself be understood and eventually mastered.
If this theory has any merit, I wonder if our study of QM and the effects our observation (there's that word again) has on the outcome of experiments may eventually prove to be the first piece of evidence that our individual consciousnesses are indeed altering our local space/time?
Get yourself a dictionary, son, and learn how to use it.
Then again, perhaps you are happy that the rest of us enjoy watching you froth with spittle and attempt to 'correct' other posts with your barely-literate text-speak witterings.
Cue insightful reply suggesting something about "ur mom's face". BTW, I don't have a 'mom' - you may be surprised to learn that not everybody on the net is from America.
Damn, it's a shame we got all civilised and enlightened; else we could use negroes, jews, and/or aborigines as test subjects....
A crying shame for sure. Happily for you, the rest of the 'civilised and enlightened world' also dismisses the idea of using bigoted Anonymous Cowards for these experiments instead.
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wow... funniest thing on this site in a while, (Score:1, Funny) and someone moderates it "Overrated"
slashdot = stagnated
Well then, take the hint you rabid, slavering mongrel.
The reason nobody here likes what you like, laughs at what you think is funny or agrees with your point of view is that your mind is a twisted, diseased little knot and you're too stupid to realise it!
[feeble-minded rant deleted]
Give it up, you useless cunt. Your arguments are the tissue-thin, hollow ravings of a madman who is incapable of observing his own behaviour.
You're completely fucking pathetic.
i drop my wife off at the target next door... i have time to waste.
Yeah, we can see you've got plenty of time to waste, judging by the puerile snivellings you leave here on slashdot like so many rat turds.
You're completely fucking pathetic.
why do you cower? what are you afraid of?
you're completely pathetic.
Oh would you just fuck off, you gutless, mindless droning robot.
go down the wire isle and you're almost guaranteed to be approached by a security guard posing as a shopper.... "$15M for this store and the lanes are so small, right? what's the deal?"
i usually pick up the biggest spool i can a few times and turn it over, then leave then come back and do it a few times just to watch them dance and attempt to continue their charade.
copper is more lucrative than gold in leveraging society. it is required in abundance.
Is this what you do for your pathetic kicks? You truly are a fucked-up individual. Why don't you do yourself and society a grand favour and use one of your many firearms to blow out your festering brains?
My apologies, that would be something useful; quite beyond your abilities.
Jesus motherfucking Christ, you post this drivel then have the gall to to call other people idiots.. you're nothing but a fucking oxygen thief.
your ignorant unworkable plans = (Score:3, Funny)
slashdot = stagnated
MichaelKristopeit168 = redundant
cower some more, feeb.
you're not pathetic at all... NOT AT ALL.
Yeah, cower, you got it absolutely right. That's what we do when we see you: we cower. Because we're terribly, terribly afraid of your MIGHT.
i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi. 54701.
find out for yourself, coward.
SPOILER ALERT: you're a presumptuously paranoid hypocritical idiot.
Hey Mr. Empty Head, do some research, find out what the words 'paranoid' and 'hypocrite' really mean before accusing other people of same.
If you had any self-analytical skills, you'd see that you are a poster-child for a lot of what you claim others to be.
Now that's what I call pathetic!
You are NOTHING. Why do you cower? Har har har.
says michael kristopeit... an individual.
why do you cower? what are you afraid of?
you're completely pathetic.
An individual, yes, one with a thousand broken and snarling personalities writhing inside your head.
With all the mindless tripe you cannot help spewing, you advertise yourself as nothing more than the most arrogant fuckwit of all time and space when you call someone else an idiot.
i'm 6'4" 220 lbs, and perfectly content in my home with my wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms.
if you feel anger, it is likely due to your own ignorance and hypocrisy.
did your mother name you sa666_666?
you're completely pathetic.
Wow mate, you have to be the most delusional tosspot I've ever come across on the Internet.
The only wife you have is of the blow-up variety stored under your bed.
I can just imagine you breathily screaming 'You are NOTHING!' while you pork her tender rubber flange.
i am michael kristopeit... a person.
you are exactly what you've claimed to be: NOTHING.
why do you cower? what are you afraid of?
you're completely pathetic.
Dude, your trollbot software is really due for an update. Try something a little more original next time.
Most people I know that work in IT smoke egregious amounts of pot.
Plus 5 Insightful; I know a couple of non-weed-smoking IT types but they are definitely in the minority in my (short) 15 years of experience.
that's it? are you desperate to find anything to take your mind off of your pathetic existence?
OK, as you clearly didn't understand the succinct meaning of people braying with laughter after reading your posts, I'll try again:
Logic:
You fail it.
Indeed. It's phenomenologically pretty well-defined, inasmuch as we can set up systems and we know whether we're observing them or not, and what'll happen to them if we do observe them, but we haven't a clue as to the mechanistics of it all.
I'm probably going to be crucified for this (perhaps rightly so) but I'm going to introduce a concept I learned and found interesting and surprisingly on-topic:
Let's assume that God, in the beginning, was alone. A single being of unlimited power. Sounds pretty boring. What's the point of being stuffed full of unlimited power if you're on your own with nothing much to do? So, the theory goes, God split itself into a stupendously large number of other beings, each as powerful as God (unlimited, remember). W0ot! God now has friends.
After mucking around for a while in (err.. Heaven, I guess you'd call it), all these beings agreed that it would be great fun to create a game they could all participate in.
So, the 'material universe' or whatever you want to call it, was conceived as an idea. For me, this is where the true majesty of God becomes visible: I suspect at the heart of quantum mechanics, or whatever system runs QM, we'll find some very simple concepts (or basic physics) that makes all of this possible. A universe with gravity and energy and evolution and the fun and games of it all, with some key differences: the introduction of a renewal cycle of birth and death, for one. Most important though - and relevant to the topic - is a time delay between having a desire and having that desire satisfied. In 'heaven' of course, whatever God wants God gets instantly.
The theory goes that at this point, many of the beings dived into this new universe, choosing to forget themselves as God and instead become part of the pools of primordial soup as they arose in time across the universe. Through evolution these beings experienced the joy and misery of life as an amoeba through to life as a human or other animal capable of intelligent thought. Now that these beings are experiencing themselves as intelligent peoples of varying type, they are able to study the universe with increasingly powerful technologies and are discovering that the universe is merely a technology - a pretty stupendous one of course - that can itself be understood and eventually mastered.
If this theory has any merit, I wonder if our study of QM and the effects our observation (there's that word again) has on the outcome of experiments may eventually prove to be the first piece of evidence that our individual consciousnesses are indeed altering our local space/time?
There you have it. Flame away.
you're an ignorant hypocrite.
Get yourself a dictionary, son, and learn how to use it.
Then again, perhaps you are happy that the rest of us enjoy watching you froth with spittle and attempt to 'correct' other posts with your barely-literate text-speak witterings.
Cue insightful reply suggesting something about "ur mom's face". BTW, I don't have a 'mom' - you may be surprised to learn that not everybody on the net is from America.
i'm not desperate. i'm right.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Ha ha hahahahaha! Hahhahahhaahhahhahhaha!!
i understand completely. you're an ignorant hypocrite. that makes you an idiot.
death SOLELY exists where life no longer exists.
why would you attempt to silence me? you don't like what i say? how is that going for you? does ANYONE do what you ask of them?
you're completely pathetic.
Whoa tiger, easy there - settle down a bit or you'll overturn your highchair!
what rule? what proof? is death not more ubiquitous? is nothing not more ubiquitous than both?
you're an idiot.
Ooh goody, another shining jewel of MichaelKristopeit wisdom! Today, we see him responding to a post with his usual wit and insight.
Oh, wait.. sorry, folks, it's just more bile.
Perhaps next time?
Careful, son, you'll get spittle all over your monitor!
Now, take your lithium like a good little boy and we might all get some peace from you for a while.
A predictable response.
You appear to be capable of wailing, calling people names and little else. Does this not fit your own definition of the word 'pathetic'?
I think it probably does for many people reading your contentless vitriole.
..manipulate the karma system of this site to attempt to silence me.
Silence you? That would be a minor miracle.
I'm not holding my breath.
i create new accounts because i CAN create new accounts.
why do you cower? what are you afraid of?
you're completely pathetic.
Go away, you arrogant fucktard.
Seriously, just push off.
Thanks for a deeply insightful comment that I felt compelled to forward on to several non-slashdot friends. :)
HIV/AIDS is God's punishment for being a gay or a nigger.
-- Palin 2012!
Nice argument, I get it: God creates gays and niggers just for hatin' on, thanks for clearing that up..
Damn, it's a shame we got all civilised and enlightened; else we could use negroes, jews, and/or aborigines as test subjects....
A crying shame for sure. Happily for you, the rest of the 'civilised and enlightened world' also dismisses the idea of using bigoted Anonymous Cowards for these experiments instead.