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Life Found In Deepest Layer of Earth's Crust

michaelmarshall writes "For the first time, life has been found in the gabbroic layer of the crust. The new biosphere is all bacteria, as you might expect, but they are different from the bacteria in the layers above; they mostly feed on hydrocarbons that are produced by abiotic reactions deep in the crust. It could mean that similar microbes are living even deeper, perhaps even in the mantle."

335 comments

  1. Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This got me thinking an interesting idea.

    Why don't humans populate more of the inner earth? Sure, most people don't like the environment just like that, but you can build it. Make fake environments. In the end, they will look and feel natural too. You can also easily get rid of gasses and other pollution problem by dumping them upwards.

    And if you go deep enough, who owns the land? Can you start a new country like lets say, 50 kilometers below surface?

    1. Re:Living under surface by Philomage · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gentlemen, we cannot afford to allow a mineshaft gap!

    2. Re:Living under surface by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Informative

      You feel like financing this project? And setting up contingincies for things like "there is a leak and the pacific is starting to seep in"? And dealing with the phenomenal pressures that will be exerted?

    3. Re:Living under surface by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I don't know how to describe it - I can give you a list of problems, like Ventillation, Heating, Vitamin D - which all have obvious solutions available,

      but they just aren't as efficient as living on the surface.

    4. Re:Living under surface by Captain+Murdock · · Score: 0

      You might as well go live in a desert. Plenty of land out there and I'm sure the cost of trucking in water would be much less than creating a livable environment under the surface. What you're suggesting would not be worth it unless we actually ran out of surface space.

    5. Re:Living under surface by Defenestrar · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's fastest with a diamond pick.

    6. Re:Living under surface by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I don't know how to describe it - I can give you a list of problems, like Ventillation, Heating, Vitamin D - which all have obvious solutions available,"

      You mean cooling. In deep mines, it gets pretty hot. Temperature increases by 30-50 degrees Celsius for each kilometer of depth.

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    7. Re:Living under surface by Shakrai · · Score: 2

      What you're suggesting would not be worth it unless we actually ran out of surface space.

      I'm not even sure it would be worth it then. Wouldn't living on or under the oceans be cheaper than living underground?

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    8. Re:Living under surface by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Central Greenland or the depths of the Gobi desert would be even easier, and there's plenty of room.

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    9. Re:Living under surface by Captain+Murdock · · Score: 0

      Too bad the world isn't like Minecraft. :-(

    10. Re:Living under surface by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Yes - I knew that too - I just couldn't think of the word for conditioning air...

    11. Re:Living under surface by netsavior · · Score: 1

      floating on the ocean would be way cheaper than living under it, and hell people have been doing it for months at a time for thousands of years... all you have to do is scale up.

    12. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You might as well settle somewhere else in the 70% of wilderness we have in the US. Overcrowding and an urban sprawl are caused by people settling near each other and the lack of pioneer spirit, not because of a lack of unused territory. That might not be true of China and India, but our average population density is quite low.

    13. Re:Living under surface by ThatMegathronDude · · Score: 3, Funny

      s/Terrorist/Creeper

    14. Re:Living under surface by ThatMegathronDude · · Score: 1

      Well, we should *eventually* make arrangements to spread about. But its not realistic to expect it within several lifetimes from now.

    15. Re:Living under surface by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      I'd think storms would be a significant problem.

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    16. Re:Living under surface by hedwards · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While we're not running out of room, at least in most parts of the world, we are running the risk of running out of food and clean water. Space doesn't do you a damned bit of good if you haven't got food and water.

    17. Re:Living under surface by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      The ownership of the subsurface would belong to the surface owners all the way to the core.

      Now some rights - water and mineral rights - don't always belong to the surface holder, an example in the US is on Indian Reservations, mineral rights remain under the control of the US Department of Interior.

      50 km under Kansas would still be Kansas.

      We don't populate the subsurface because it's a nasty place, hot and wet.

    18. Re:Living under surface by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Oh that's easy. You just need lots and lots of unobtainium. No problem.

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    19. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you go deep enough, who owns the land? Can you start a new country like lets say, 50 kilometers below surface?

      Andrew Ryan, is that you? What are you doing, posting on Slashdot?

      Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

      "No," says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. "No," says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. "No," says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

      I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible! I chose...

      I look forward to defeating you !!

    20. Re:Living under surface by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Funny

      But if you dig too deep, you will release the clowns. Nothing says oops like busting through an adamantine cavern and finding yourself facing a spirit of fire.

    21. Re:Living under surface by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Interior Alaska, northern BC/Manitoba/Alberta/Saskatawan/Ontario/Quebec, Siberia would be easier than both of those and theres a ton of room and next to no people.

      Alaska - 586,000 square miles and 700,000 people
      Island of Great Britian - 85,000 square miles and 60,000,000 people

      One could fit two Great Britians in the Yukon and have land left over.

      The planet doesn't have too high of population density, it has distrubtion of population problems

    22. Re:Living under surface by toleraen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So just design the structure so that it floats. Maybe call it a boat, or a ship or something. Probably something that cruises around the ocean. I mean it worked for houses with wheels...you never hear of a trailer park getting hit by a tornado.

    23. Re:Living under surface by Shark · · Score: 1

      In that specific case 'cooling' might be a pretty good choice.

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    24. Re:Living under surface by Stregano · · Score: 1

      You could call the continent Zion and make crazy ships that can fly up to the surface. You have to be careful though, since once the robots take over, they will have good defenses to protect themselves. It is cool though since we have Keanu Reeves

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    25. Re:Living under surface by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why don't humans populate more of the inner earth?

      I can think of several reasons.

      1. There's no need to. There is plenty of land aboveground.
      2. Most toxic gasses (esp corbon monoxide) are heavier than air and hard to pump out
      3. It gets hotter the further down you go
      4. Do YOU want to live in a windowless space?
      5. travel to and from the surface would take a LOT more time than an equal distance travelled on the surface
      6. The whole idea is energy-intensive at a time when we need to conserve energy

      That's just a few reasons from the top of my head.

    26. Re:Living under surface by pk001i · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those are both continental crust, which a different animal. You would never actually hit either basalt or gabbro in continental crust, because continental crust is chemically different than oceanic crust. Also one of the goals of IODP expedition 304* and 305 was to drill through the oceanic Moho, the seismic reflection that defines where crust stops and where mantle begins. At the Atlantic Massif, this is pretty close to the surface due to its location adjacent to the Mid-Atlantic spreading center, and was thought to exist at depths less than 1 km. On continental crust the Moho is much deeper, normally 60-80 km deep. Drilling 1 km in the ocean is easier than drilling 60 on land. *Disclaimer, I sailed 304.

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    27. Re:Living under surface by clintonmonk · · Score: 0

      Why don't humans populate more of the inner earth?

      You've read H.G. Wells' book The Time Machine, right? Didn't work out too well for them.

    28. Re:Living under surface by durrr · · Score: 1

      Sure it's easy, no problems. Tell that to Durin, we all know what problems he found.

    29. Re:Living under surface by Graff · · Score: 1

      Reading all the replies to this post makes me happy. There *do* appear to be rational, sane logical adults here. But go to a Space Nutter thread and suddenly it's "We must colonize the universe!" "For the species!" "We're running out of room!" "Wahh!"

      There are nuts of all sorts, for sure. However there are still some very valid, logical arguments for space exploration and colonization.

      First of all, it's never a good idea to have all your eggs in one basket. By spreading the human race among several planets/space stations you lower the chance of humanity being wiped out by a large meteor or other catastrophe.

      Secondly, there's a lot of valuable resources out there. It makes sense to form communities near resources such as mineral-rich meteors and asteroids, or perhaps comets with valuable organic compounds.

      Third, the very act of exploration increases our knowledge of the universe and contributes to our well-being. By building spacecraft, space stations, and colonies we develop construction techniques, new materials, and ways of surviving in environments we don't encounter on Earth.

      Lastly, some of the healthiest times in mankind's history has been one where there was an open frontier for the "wilder" elements of society to escape to. People have a natural instinct to spread and explore and that's increasingly difficult to do on the Earth with nearly everything either explored, owned, or under restrictive treaties. With relatively available space travel groups can escape tyranny in a manner similar to the pilgrims, by traveling to a distant land across the stars instead of across the seas.

      Now a lot of these things can also be applied to some of the less-explored areas on the Earth, such as the deep ocean or by tunneling down into the depths. However, even those areas are going to run out sooner rather than later. The true next step for mankind is space exploration and slowly but surely we are working toward that goal.

    30. Re:Living under surface by Tr3vin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Our creepers are even worse.

    31. Re:Living under surface by PatPending · · Score: 3, Funny
      [Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]

      General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

      Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

      Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

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    32. Re:Living under surface by natehoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends on your scale and/or materials choice. You could build a series of medium-sized boats loosely linked together so they could ride waves as a flexible "mat", yet the width of the "mat" would prevent any of the boats from capsizing. If you got caught in a severe storm, it might be a rough ride, but you'd be better off than your landlocked brethren as long as you built it pretty solidly.

      Or you could build one massively huge rigid ship that would be big enough to simply ignore any waves under 100 feet high, if you have the materials. Built it massively wide and long, or even make it a circular shape with something along the edges to break up moderate-sized waves (a series of partial breakwaters, for example, akin to a barrier reef), and it'll be pretty immune to capsizing.

      And, of course, it's not an island, it's a ship. A ship floating on water, not fixed to a given location like an island (unless you want it that way, in which case the tropics would be a poor choice). Give it some maneuverability and it can just, you know, maneuver. Leave the tropical zone during storm season, or move out of a storm's way (or at least try to avoid the worst of it) if one is nearby. You don't have to control the weather, just head to where the weather is nicer.

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    33. Re:Living under surface by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      ...in the US is on Indian Reservations, mineral rights remain under the control of the US Department of Interior.

      They are managed by the government but they definitely belong to the tribes. Indian tribes own 3% of petroleum and gas reserves in the USA and 15% of coal.

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    34. Re:Living under surface by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just set up a cave-in atop your adamantine mines. A long row of doors should slow the clowns down enough to let your miner escape. When the fun starts, pull the lever and seal them back in.

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    35. Re:Living under surface by Graff · · Score: 1

      travel to and from the surface would take a LOT more time than an equal distance travelled on the surface

      This one is actually less likely to be true. Remember that travel on the surface involves the curvature of the Earth. Travel through the Earth can be done in relatively straight lines!

      Yes, in both types of travel you still need to avoid obstacles such as mountains above ground or aquifers underground so your path of travel might not be as direct as the optimum path.

    36. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Plenty of us ./ers are living underground. It's called the basement.

    37. Re:Living under surface by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      It's not entirely deluded paranoia, it's more a matter of examining the short vs the long game. In the short haul, there are much better uses of resources. In the very long term however, it's something we will eventually need to do (many generations down the line) and it's not an entirely stupid idea to start working on solutions to the most obvious problems with a space colonization program. If nothing else, there's all kinds of room for tangential benefits of research, especially in materials and medicine.

    38. Re:Living under surface by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      First of all, it's never a good idea to have all your eggs in one basket. By spreading the human race among several planets/space stations you lower the chance of humanity being wiped out by a large meteor or other catastrophe.

      Pardon me if I wax philosophical, but if the entire human race was wiped out ... so what? Let's say there were people on Earth and Planet X, 6.7 billion people on each. Now say an asteroid wipes out everyone on Earth. Is the scenario where planet X exists better than a the scenario without it just because there are still people somewhere else? It's still 6.7 billion lives lost. Why does it matter so much that there are still some people somewhere?

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    39. Re:Living under surface by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indian tribes own 3% of petroleum and gas reserves in the USA and 15% of coal.

      Sure. Until the day comes that Uncle Sam or one of his corporate owners wants them. Then their "ownership" will be respected about as well as all the other treaties have been over the last few hundred years....

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    40. Re:Living under surface by raodin · · Score: 1

      He was not suggesting subterranean dwellings in those locations. He was pointing out that there is still a lot of sparsely populated surface to live on before resorting to subterranean colonization.

    41. Re:Living under surface by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Molecule slow-downer.

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    42. Re:Living under surface by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I bet there's lots of land under the surface of the Moon.

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    43. Re:Living under surface by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      And dealing with the phenomenal pressures that will be exerted?

      Now those are what I call "special interests".

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    44. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be called "Waterworld"!

    45. Re:Living under surface by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Or possibly even "Air Conditioning"

    46. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, travel through the earth in evacuated caverns is practically free: Brachistochrone Train Company

    47. Re:Living under surface by Jeng · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If we have no warning then yea you make a good point, but if we have warning then we can evacuate people to an alternate place to live.

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    48. Re:Living under surface by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

      ermm.. fucking Chilean Miners anyone ?

    49. Re:Living under surface by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, sure, spread us out around the solar system but you get just one rogue neutron star wandering through and WHAMMO! Next thing you know you're having to go out scrabbling for a pail of air.

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    50. Re:Living under surface by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Space doesn't do you a damned bit of good if you haven't got food and water.

      The cannibals will provide the solution to this one.

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    51. Re:Living under surface by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      By spreading the human race among several planets/space stations you lower the chance of humanity being wiped out by a large meteor or other catastrophe.

      Or put another way, you make it more difficult for the Universe to cleanse itself of a rather nasty infestation of humans.

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    52. Re:Living under surface by silverglade00 · · Score: 1

      Imagine that you are on Planet X when you hear what happened to Earth. That's why.

    53. Re:Living under surface by wed128 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Overpopulation is therefore a self-correcting issue.

    54. Re:Living under surface by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, where the hell are people going to grow food?

      - Dig huge caverns for agriculture?
      - Use hydroponics, or manage to find or make some dirt-like growing medium?
      - Construct massive gro-lights?
      - Construct ginormous reactors to power the gro-lights, and the air conditioning, and the water pumps, etc ...

      No thanks.

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    55. Re:Living under surface by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 1

      You're joking,right? For the average traveller, the curvature of the earth has probably the least impact on the travel time compared to the "avoiding obstacles" or simply "following the road". And for travel where the curvature of the earth really matters, say a flight from Europe to Australia, you'd have that stupid core of molten hot stuff in your way, which will make you follow almost the same detour as on the surface.

    56. Re:Living under surface by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Yes - I knew that too - I just couldn't think of the word for conditioning air...

      This may be a local colloquialism but around here the word for 'conditioning air' is 'AIR CONDITIONING'.
      You're welcome.
       

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    57. Re:Living under surface by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Only if it turns out to be a phenomenal waste of money as the GP warns us about.

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    58. Re:Living under surface by daedae · · Score: 1

      How much "wilderness" is actually unused land though, as opposed to farm land or protected (state and national parks/preserves)? I realize that the answer is nonzero, but I wonder how much of it is usable/livable. (Pioneer spirit is one thing, but I don't think building a house at the top of Pikes Peak or in Death Valley fall in the realm of reasonable.) I also wonder at your 70% figure.

    59. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe talk to few miners from Chile, i am sure they can give you a pretty good perspective on your idea?

    60. Re:Living under surface by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      If you just look at survival, then sure. But what about quality of life? not everyone wants to live like sardines in a can just because it is possible.

    61. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Energy is easy. It's possible to create power out of a temperature differential by leveraging the Thermoelectric effect. You can setup tons of long vertical pipes with heat exchangers on either end. Then pump (or possibly do something smart and use convection) some fluid up and down and using the resulting temperature difference between the liquid from above and liquid from below (or at the current depth) to generate power.

      For cooling, you can directly use the cooled fluid (the down pipe should be insulated the up pipe need not be), to cool the air, or use multi stage air conditioning systems with chained rooms at different temperatures (perhaps vertically stacked)

      For insulation you'll need consider putting the living spaces in maglev supported thermally as close to 100% reflective coated material. The maglev system would dynamically adjust to keep the living quarters motionless during earthquakes, which are probably more frequent and stronger at depth.

    62. Re:Living under surface by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      In addition to what "Jeng" said. You propose an extreme example, but skip hundred of other middle possibilities. Think, if you will, of all the little things that could go wrong with civilization on earth, with out INSTANT MASS EXTINCTION, that it might be use full to have other colonies to help out. Perhaps a disease which targets ALL algae on earth, that would be horrible but, if we had alternate eco systems to mingle with, we might be able to figure something out. Or global warming issue, or political problems- things (possibly) buffered by the existence of other colonies.

    63. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have been worrying about that for some time, and we're still here:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Robert_Malthus

    64. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't humans populate more of the inner earth?

      Most of slashdot crowd is well ahead of your vision.
      Now, get of my basement!

    65. Re:Living under surface by noidentity · · Score: 1

      You can also easily get rid of gasses and other pollution problem by dumping them upwards.

      Unfortunately the people above do the same with their liquids, which trumps your gasses.

    66. Re:Living under surface by Eggbloke · · Score: 0

      Like Minecraft?

      *Ducks*

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    67. Re:Living under surface by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

      Come on! We'd never treat Native American Indians like that.

      We'd buy the rights for some chips and mirrors, but not like that. No..

      Bye bye karma...

    68. Re:Living under surface by operagost · · Score: 1

      nasty place, hot and wet

      Huh, huh.

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    69. Re:Living under surface by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      Which is also why dreams of colonizing mars make no sense.

    70. Re:Living under surface by marqs · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like you are describing Minegraft.
      Great game, and I sincearly hope that Mr. Uwe Boll makes the movie soon

    71. Re:Living under surface by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Why don't humans populate more of the inner earth?

      You've read H.G. Wells' book The Time Machine, right? Didn't work out too well for them.

      Actually, it worked out perfectly for them. It was the "humans" on the surface who were having a rough time of things.

    72. Re:Living under surface by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      it's a nasty place, hot and wet.

      Sounds kinda interesting to me.

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    73. Re:Living under surface by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Imagine that you are on Planet X when you hear what happened to Earth. That's why.

      Honestly, I don't follow you. What if X was the one hit by the asteroid. Any individual presumably has about the same chance of dying in a global cataclysm either way. I guess that's what I'm getting at - we all pretty much agree that we value individuals, and society as a collection of individuals, but do we value our species itself as it's own entity? If so, why?

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    74. Re:Living under surface by AfroTrance · · Score: 1

      As someone who has worked in a mine that went to 1 km depth (and increasing), it is completely not feasible.

      It costs $6000 per metre to develop a tunnel. It is hot down there, from the geothermal gradient, machinery exhaust and air compressing as it is pumped down. It is humid, making the heat worse and everything rust. The air is stale, dusty and has diesel particulate in it. There is also a limit on how big a void can be, if it is too big the rock will collapse.

    75. Re:Living under surface by Philomage · · Score: 1

      "Environmental Controls" or "Life Support".

      Come on guys... this is supposed to be a nerd site afterall.

    76. Re:Living under surface by Philomage · · Score: 1

      Thank you Reverend Malthus. Still insightful after two hundred years.

    77. Re:Living under surface by martas · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. What clowns?

    78. Re:Living under surface by silverglade00 · · Score: 1

      I see what you are saying. What I was getting at is that if you are on the surviving planet, then you will presumably be pretty glad that we spread around.

      I think it might go back to the urge to ensure that one's own genes are spread. Without the rest of the species, your own genes will die off as well.

      Thinking about it, I wonder if deep down we really do care about the species as a whole or if that is a side effect of selfishly(is this selfish?) wanting to continue your line.

    79. Re:Living under surface by Jeng · · Score: 1

      I believe his point was is the survival of the human race important.

      I gotta say probably not, that is if we are alone in the universe.

      If we are not alone in the universe then the survival of the human race may be important for others, and well of course ourselves, but if we are alone and get wiped out then our opinion no longer matters because we no longer matter.

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    80. Re:Living under surface by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "But what about quality of life?"

      I look at mine. I will not sacrifice my QOL for others.

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    81. Re:Living under surface by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      The planet doesn't have too high of population density, it has distrubtion of population problems

      And is a growing problem. For the first time in recorded history, more than 50% of the population now lives in urban areas. Its expected to grow to > 75% within the next fifty years.

    82. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't even need to be "the pacific"... if you lived below the water table line, you're going to get wet. This is geology 101.

    83. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silence! This is Slashdot! We have infinite energy, infallible technology, irrestibile engineering! There's an asteroid going to wipe out humanity! We're running out of living space! We must colonize the Universe! Everyone thinks of the species! All humans are ready, willing and able to spend decades living like lab rats for nothing in particular! We! Are! SPACE NUTTERS!

    84. Re:Living under surface by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      ...if we are alone and get wiped out then our opinion no longer matters because we no longer matter.

      And since we wish to continue to matter our continued existence matters to us.

      Or to put it another way, replace "we" with "I" in the above.

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    85. Re:Living under surface by More_Cowbell · · Score: 2, Informative

      You sir, failed geology 101, I'm guessing.

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    86. Re:Living under surface by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      It's an in-joke from the forums for the game Dwarf Fortress.

      "Clowns" are the new obfuscating slang for the things that people used to call "hidden fun stuff" in previous versions of the game. I will spoil no more beyond this point and leave you to Google the rest, which you should be able to find with those clues. It's considered a spoiler in the game because it's very easy to play the game for a very long time without ever finding this feature until you become really dedicated to certain kinds of exploration.

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    87. Re:Living under surface by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      travel to and from the surface would take a LOT more time than an equal distance travelled on the surface

      This one is actually less likely to be true. Remember that travel on the surface involves the curvature of the Earth. Travel through the Earth can be done in relatively straight lines!

      The poster was noting that vertical travel is typically slower than horizontal travel thanks to working against gravity both to go up and to avoid going out of control and costly braking when going down.

      You are unlikely to travel vertical distances sufficient to make an equivalent horizontal distance lose noticeable efficiency due to the curvature of the Earth, considering that it's only roughly a deviation of about 8 inches per mile. The crust is about 30 miles thick at its thickest, so we're talking deviation of about 20 feet in 30 miles of horizontal travel at most, and we're not putting homes and workplaces right at the mantle.

      Please get a more perspective about the scales things operate at.

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    88. Re:Living under surface by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I look at mine. I will not sacrifice my QOL for others.

      Unless you live in a shed in the woods, you may find that your quality of life is somehow tied into that of the people in your community and the world around you. It's this little thing known as "competition for resources" as well as the fact that 99% of what you own is probably made by someone else with their own life circumstances.

      Oh, and when everyone in the world is thinking the same way you do, we're going to rapidly discover that the Earth can't support 6 billion people living at Western standards of living. Then no one gets a decent quality of life.

      The world is going to be very different when just China and India have reached our standards of living.

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    89. Re:Living under surface by mr_bubb · · Score: 0

      This may be a local colloquialism but around here the word for 'conditioning air' is 'AIR CONDITIONING'. You're welcome.

      Does he have to use a winky emoticon for you to recognize that he was being facetious? You're trying to sound so "arch" but you're just demonstrating that you're a dumbass. You're welcome.

    90. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With pressures sufficient to crush almost any structure a human could attempt to build, a leak with the Pacific Ocean coming in would be the least of the problems. Imagine supporting the weight of a 50km-thick column of rock above you -- that's what you're holding up -- oh, and the floor and sides would be pushing in with nearly equal pressure. Ignoring the insane pressure, a leak like that would probably be a welcome relief from the >500C temperatures.

    91. Re:Living under surface by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      The inner Earth is already populated, there's no room for us in there...

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    92. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or an overcorrecting issue, if it leads to global annihilation.

    93. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. But the average geothermal gradient is about 25C/km. Do the math -- you would have a VERY high air conditioning bill.

    94. Re:Living under surface by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      "there is a leak and the pacific is starting to seep in"

      Oh that? That's nothing -- don't worry about it. Fancy a cup of tea?

    95. Re:Living under surface by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      50 km under Kansas would still be Kansas.

      Ah, such charming naiveté, such amusing nonsense.

      50 km under Kansas would be Kansas, were it not actually Khan'saxz, empire of The Dusty Ancient One, who thankfully is content to rule the followers he crafted from nightmares given substance. Were you to dig down to those depths your life would surely be forfeit, if you were truly fortunate and did not instead lose your sanity and your soul.

      Just sayin'. Don't dig under Kansas. Bad idea.

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    96. Re:Living under surface by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Note that such a train would not be able to make any stops once it got going. It's effectively a way to get from point to point only, and chances are in most cases those two points would be on the surface of the Earth somewhere.

    97. Re:Living under surface by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      I'm all out of chips... I lost them in the Indian casino :(

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    98. Re:Living under surface by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      The world is going to be very different when just China and India have reached our standards of living.

      Literally impossible (barring technology beyond the stuff in Star Trek). The only way the US, China, and India can be at the same standards of living is if the US takes one hell of a crash and India and China stay pretty close to where they are... and even that would be unsustainable with modern technology.

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    99. Re:Living under surface by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting ember of an idea.

    100. Re:Living under surface by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 1

      You know, in that no-friction-land of yours, travelling on the surface would also basically be free, as you'd only have to accelerate once at the beginning of the journey and break at the end. Unfortunately, back in non-friction-less reality, gravity trains do not work.

    101. Re:Living under surface by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Yes the Yukon is large. That is not a surprise to anyone. The planet does have too high a population, as modern man needs more land than we have just to live as they currently do.

    102. Re:Living under surface by ch0knuti · · Score: 1

      Here you go http://www.shimz.co.jp/english/theme/dream/greenfloat.html A concept by Shimzu cooperation of Japan.

    103. Re:Living under surface by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      Do YOU want to live in a windowless space?

      Is that a trick question? ;)

    104. Re:Living under surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Self-correcting it is, if you're willing to let humans fight against each other for these resources.

    105. Re:Living under surface by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Thank you for pointing out that you are the archest and that I am sorely lacking in arch.

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    106. Re:Living under surface by Issarlk · · Score: 1

      Don't they kill the framerate by their very existence though? Not fun playing at slow-motion speeds.

    107. Re:Living under surface by spun · · Score: 1

      I haven't breached the carnival in 31. I have heard the clowns number in the dozens now, not hundreds. I've got 160 dwarfs in my fort, I play at glacial speeds anyhow. But, with a big enough cave in, you wouldn't just seal them in, you'd kill them all, I think.

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  2. Just proving the rule.... by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 2, Funny

    yet again, life is ubiquitous.

    1. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit202 · · Score: 0, Troll
      what rule? what proof? is death not more ubiquitous? is nothing not more ubiquitous than both?

      you're an idiot.

    2. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To die, first a thing must live. Therefore, death can not be more ubiquitous than life.

    3. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone doesn't know their Goldblum. What are they teaching kids these days?

    4. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Defenestrar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one welcome our ubiquitous underlords

    5. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it proves that the mole men are an independently evolved species that may be nearly as ancient as the earth it's self. These elusive creatures and their bacterial cousins obviously display a strength and robustness far beyond anything mere humans and other surface dwellers display. I for one welcome our new underground overlords.

    6. Re:Just proving the rule.... by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      It can't be less, either.

    7. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      To die, first a thing must live.

      Life has a 100% chance of being a terminal disease ;)

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    8. Re:Just proving the rule.... by abigor · · Score: 1

      "Ubiquitous" doesn't mean "lasts forever". It means "existing everywhere at the same time". A company can have an ad that is ubiquitous, for example - it seems to be everywhere. Of course, in the history of the universe, that company's ads don't exist for much long than they do exist, and they don't last forever. But they are ubiquitous.

      So in the context of the OP, "life is ubiquitous" is a valid, if unproven, assertion that has nothing to do with death.

    9. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit200 · · Score: 0
      if life is everywhere, then death can be nowhere.

      you're an idiot.

    10. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something has to live to die. Therefore all life > all life that died, by *definition*. You are the idiot if you don't understand *simple logic*.

      And the original has a very good point - life is ubiquitous. Heck, it seems life is nothing else than another of the processes of the universe to increase entropy. Life is like rust or fire, but much more efficient.

    11. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      It's not either/or in this case.
      Everywhere where there is life, there is death.
      The one state follows the other.
      Ergo if life is everywhere, death is everywhere,
      not nowhere.

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    12. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit200 · · Score: 0
      the one state lasts forever and is the only final state for all life.

      claiming life is ubiquitous is ignorant.

      ergo anyone who would claim as such is ignorant.

    13. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit202 · · Score: 0
      considering life requires other life to create it that will also die, *you're an idiot*. i understand logic as well as anyone can.

      there is more death currently in existence than there is currently life in existence. claiming otherwise is ignorant.

    14. Re:Just proving the rule.... by abigor · · Score: 1

      I take it you're not a native English speaker, as you clearly don't understand the meaning of the word. It has nothing to do with how long something lasts. You might want to buy an English-language dictionary sometime so you don't sound quite so ESL.

    15. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trollin trollin trollin, keep them doggies rollin, Rawhide!

    16. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit202 · · Score: 0
      i take it your entire family consists of retards who have failed to properly educate you.

      there is CURRENTLY more life that HAS died than IS living.

      you sound DUM.

      you're an idiot.

    17. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      Currently in existence? Death doesn't "exist," it happens. To living things. You don't get to count all the years something is not alive and add that to the 'dead' column. We're talking about life versus death. Death is not the absence of life, it is the cessation of life. Death can only be more ubiquitous than life if you adopt strange metrics which, quite obviously, no one here agrees with you on. I won't call you an idiot because this is all semantics and speculation, and there is no definitive answer. I will just call you a fucking prick instead.

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    18. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      Death does not remain constant. Death is just a transition from living to not living. Is sleep constant? Is eating constant? No, they are actions that occur. You keep asserting things that are unprovable philosophical semantic bullshit, and calling people idiots when they disagree with you, which makes you a self centered pedantic asshole.

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    19. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      Listen to what people are telling you. People on this site tend to be smarter than average. They are not, in general, stupid. You have half a dozen people telling you your interpretation is wrong. That is because you are wrong. They are not stupid or ignorant. You are using words in ways that are non standard. And being a total dick in the process. Death does not last forever. Death is an instantaneous transition from living to non living. Life and death are both ubiquitous. But there is more life than death. People do not define death the way you seem to, and when it comes to language, if you are using it differently than the people you are trying to communicate with, the problem is yours.

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    20. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, you were correctly moderated for being an ignorant belligerent asshole. Welcome to the real world. You aren't as special as you think. You are not smarter than everyone else. Your point of view is just a point of view, it is not "The Truth."

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    21. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit191 · · Score: 0, Troll
      the dead certainly exist.

      you're an ignorant hypocrite. does life exist? or does it only wait to die?

      you're an idiot.

    22. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit192 · · Score: 0, Troll
      life REQUIRES dead life. if dead life didn't exist, life wouldn't exist.

      you're an ignorant hypocrite.

    23. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit193 · · Score: 0
      listen to what i'm telling you. YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

      ur mum's face is being a total dick in the process.

      i respect the existence of the dead. you only wait to die.

      you're completely pathetic.

    24. Re:Just proving the rule.... by bmk67 · · Score: 1

      ubiquitous

      You keep using that word.

      I do not think it means what you think it means.

    25. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      You don't understand English, and are too stubborn to take the corrections that god damn near everyone has been giving you on the matter. No one agrees with you. Not. one. Single. Person.

      That makes you the idiot.

      Again, ubiquity talks about existence, whether something currently exists in all places. Death only exists where life exists.

      Now shut up and think about what your intellectual superiors are trying to tell you.

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    26. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      You keep spinning desperately. Who are you trying to convince? No one sides with you. You are all alone, desperately trying to prove your misguided ideas are correct. All alone, with no support, and no agreement. All you have proven is that you are a pedantic supercilious ass.

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    27. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      How sad. You've lost, you know. Everyone here, and I mean everyone, now thinks you are a complete moron, and an ass to boot. How's that feel, knowing you've alienated so many people, and proven nothing, except what a dick you are? People's opinion of you obviously matters, you seem to need people to agree with you. Well, they don't. You have failed utterly.

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    28. Re:Just proving the rule.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      It can't be less, either.

      Yes it can, and it is.

      Everything that's dead was once alive, therefore for the subset of living things that are currently dead:

        death->ubiquity() == life->ubiquity()

      However, for the subset of living things that are currently alive:

      death->ubiquity() == 0
      and
      life->ubiquity() == earth->human_population() + earth->animal_population() + earth->everything_else_I_dont_feel_like_listing_population()

      Therefore, for the total of all things alive on earth at one point in it's history:

      death->ubiquity() ubiquity()

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    29. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      Give it a rest, you've lost. Just slink off and try to forget this whole thing ever happened. Keep telling yourself what a genius you are, and what idiots everyone else is, and maybe the hurt will go away.

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    30. Re:Just proving the rule.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Dammit. Stupid HTML parsing.....

      Last line should read:

      death->ubiquity() < life->ubiquity()

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    31. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1, Troll

      I find it humorous that a story about bacteria has lead to a ridiculously long discussion about the meaning of Ubiquitous and a philosophical discussion on the amount of life vs the amount of Death.

      While like you said, its really just semantics and perception. Michael's point of view is that if you were to add up the years something was dead compared to the years something was alive, and did that for every entity in the universe, you'd have more dead years than live years. Ergo, Death is prevalent.

      While other people (myself included) are of the opinion that death is just an occurence, and only happens in that one instance, and being dead for 10 years is not any more "death" than being dead for 10 minutes. Ergo, there would be less death than there is life (since living things can only die once and there is still life).

      But no one felt like neatly laying out their definitions, instead just kept feeding troll line after flamebait and now look where we are. We're arguing on the internet. You know where that path leads, and you know exactly where it ends.

    32. Re:Just proving the rule.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      But you're not dead yet, therefore more things are or have been alive than are or have been dead.

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    33. Re:Just proving the rule.... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Stop talking to the troll.

    34. Re:Just proving the rule.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I think what he's trying to say is that the number of things that are currently dead is more than the number of things that are currently alive, but he's too obnoxious to say it properly.

      However, even that is arguable, depending on your parameters.

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    35. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit195 · · Score: 0, Troll
      i'm not desperate. i'm right.

      you're an ignorant hypocrite. you are denying that the dead continue to exist.

      you're completely pathetic.

    36. Re:Just proving the rule.... by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      So, for anyone that's unaware, MichaelKrisopeitXYZ, for varying values of XYZ, is an example of a classic internet troll. He's just here to argue and annoy people. Let it go. Feeding him only empowers him. Mod him into oblivion, ignore him, and this too shall pass.

    37. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit196 · · Score: 0, Troll
      i understand completely. you're an ignorant hypocrite. that makes you an idiot.

      death SOLELY exists where life no longer exists.

      why would you attempt to silence me? you don't like what i say? how is that going for you? does ANYONE do what you ask of them?

      you're completely pathetic.

    38. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit197 · · Score: 0
      ur mum's face have lost, you know.

      who is "Everyone here"?

      you are NOTHING.

      it seems to me if you really had a point, you would attempt to make it rather than blindly and ignorantly spouting your lies.

      ur mum's face is a dick.

      you're denying the existence of the dead.

      you're an ignorant hypocrite.

      you're completely pathetic.

    39. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit198 · · Score: 0
      losing doesn't exist... it only happens to something that could have been right.

      you're an ignorant hypocrite.

      i never told myself i was a genius. do you think i should?

      you deny the existence of the dead. you attempt to command others to silence themselves. you have no authority and no one cares about what you want.

      you're completely pathetic.

    40. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 1

      Get some better insults you fuckstained cuntflap. You sound like a twelve year old.

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    41. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 0, Troll

      This started out with the little shit claiming someone was an idiot for saying life was ubiquitous. He was utterly failed to prove his initial point.

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    42. Re:Just proving the rule.... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of one of the classic "Mainer" lines.

      "What's the death rate around here?"
      "Oh, 'bout one to a person, like you'd expect."

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    43. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit198 · · Score: 0
      i will not pass. that is the point. you're all ignorant hypocrites.

      slashdot = stagnated

    44. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit188 · · Score: 0, Troll
      ur mum's face is fuckstained cuntflap.

      ur mum's face sound like a twelve year old.

      you're completely pathetic.

    45. Re:Just proving the rule.... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Only on Earth. We've found none whatever anywhere else.

    46. Re:Just proving the rule.... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, you haven't thought it out. Dead bodies are full of other life forms, from the bacteria in the corpse's gut to the bacteria and insects eating the corpse. You'd be hard pressed to go more than a few cm anywhere on Earth without finding some form of life.

    47. Re:Just proving the rule.... by RsG · · Score: 2, Informative

      This started out with the little shit claiming someone was an idiot for saying life was ubiquitous. He was utterly failed to prove his initial point.

      Which is because he's a troll.

      Note the username, which has a string of numbers at the end, numbers which aren't part of the UID. Further note that he's posting with more than one account, same name, different numbers, in this thread.

      Do a search on the name, without the numbers. You'll find it's sock puppets all the way down. Check the posting history for any of his accounts, nothing but -1 Trolls. You'll also see him repeating a few lines ad nauseam, arguing with himself and generally crying out for attention.

      It's just some script kiddie with too much time on his hands getting around the moderation system for shits and giggles.

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    48. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit171 · · Score: 0
      ur mum's face haven't thought it out.

      the life form that died, IS DEAD, and will likely continue to remain dead FOREVER.

      you're an ignorant hypocrite. my entire point is that life REQUIRES dead life and thus CANNOT be ubiquitous.

      you'd be hard pressed to find life in the voids of unexplored space.

      you're an idiot

    49. Re:Just proving the rule.... by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, thanks. Now I feel dumb.

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    50. Re:Just proving the rule.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      This is because one group is talking about the event of death, and another group is talking about existence.

      There was a time you didn't exist.
      Then there is a small time you are alive.
      Then there is a much longer time where you will never exist again.

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    51. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      what rule? what proof? is death not more ubiquitous? is nothing not more ubiquitous than both?

      you're an idiot.

      Ooh goody, another shining jewel of MichaelKristopeit wisdom! Today, we see him responding to a post with his usual wit and insight.

      Oh, wait.. sorry, folks, it's just more bile.

      Perhaps next time?

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    52. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      i understand completely. you're an ignorant hypocrite. that makes you an idiot.

      death SOLELY exists where life no longer exists.

      why would you attempt to silence me? you don't like what i say? how is that going for you? does ANYONE do what you ask of them?

      you're completely pathetic.

      Whoa tiger, easy there - settle down a bit or you'll overturn your highchair!

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    53. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      i'm not desperate. i'm right.

      BWAHAHAHAHA! Ha ha hahahahaha! Hahhahahhaahhahhahhaha!!

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    54. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      you're an ignorant hypocrite.

      Get yourself a dictionary, son, and learn how to use it.

      Then again, perhaps you are happy that the rest of us enjoy watching you froth with spittle and attempt to 'correct' other posts with your barely-literate text-speak witterings.

      Cue insightful reply suggesting something about "ur mom's face". BTW, I don't have a 'mom' - you may be surprised to learn that not everybody on the net is from America.

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    55. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit160 · · Score: 0
      ur mum's face is just more bile.

      did she name you sardaukar86? or did you choose that yourself? are you proud of that?

      you're completely pathetic.

    56. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit162 · · Score: 0
      ur mum's face'll overturn your highchair!

      i would never do anything simply because a person who chooses to call themselves Sardaukar86 suggested i should.

      you are NOTHING

    57. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit164 · · Score: 0, Troll
      that's it? are you desperate to find anything to take your mind off of your pathetic existence?

      you are NOTHING

    58. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit165 · · Score: 0, Troll
      considering i'm utilizing the web which itself includes many dictionary services... well... learn to use logic, idiot. my dog's son is smarter than you.

      then again, perhaps you were raised by ignorant hypocrites who taught you little more than how to cower behind self proclaimed monikers like "Sardaukar86".

      ur mum's face is dead.

      you're completely pathetic.

    59. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      To die, first a thing must live. Therefore, death can not be more ubiquitous than life.

      Tell that to disco.

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    60. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      that's it? are you desperate to find anything to take your mind off of your pathetic existence?

      OK, as you clearly didn't understand the succinct meaning of people braying with laughter after reading your posts, I'll try again:

      Logic:

      You fail it.

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    61. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are people who keep track of Slashdot trolls by name?

      Man... And I thought people who read People magazine had an empty existence.

    62. Re:Just proving the rule.... by MichaelKristopeit165 · · Score: 0
      actually, i have 2 logic based degrees, and graduated near the top of my class from the university of wisconsin.

      you're a presumptuously ignorant moron.

      ur mum's face clearly didn't understand the succinct meaning of people braying with laughter after reading your posts

      what is your name? where do you live? why do you cower? what are you afraid of?

      you are completely pathetic.

      IDIOT:

      you are it.

    63. Re:Just proving the rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a bit surprised that you got trolled by that guy. I've seen him posting for a while (the "slashdot = stagnated" line always cracks me up, and when he starts bringing "ur mum's face" into the conversation). You're pretty active here, so I figured you would have known about him. I did a double-take when I saw you took the bait.

      My faith in the low user ID has been destroyed today. :-) And, on top of that, I saw a post by APK this morning that didn't mention host files. I think the world might be ending.

  3. Ergo oil by onyxruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ergo the oil argument that much of our oil supply is made from bacteria and not old dinosaurs. If the bacteria is supplied from the crust inside the earth, the oil fields can replenish and oil becomes much more sustainable than before.

    Any way you look at this the findings become politically charged as the impact this has on our future energy supply could be enormous. With a little bit of googling you can readily find oil fields from old that have mysteriously started refilling with oil.

    1. Re:Ergo oil by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even if the source is from bacteria instead of peat moss (not dinosaurs), that still doesn't address the rate problem. So far as we know, oil is basically stable at the levels we drill for it, it doesn't decompose into something else over time. If that's true, that means that the deposits that we have access to took millions and millions of years to become as large as they are; in other words, oil still isn't a renewing resource, even ignoring the other long term problems involved in burning hydrocarbons for our energy production.

    2. Re:Ergo oil by AdamHaun · · Score: 3, Funny

      That doesn't do anything about global warming, though.

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    3. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait a minute, these bacteria are feeding on hydrocarbons... they're not producing oil, they're eating it. Oil that rightfully belongs to us (and by us, I mean oil companies of course). Those bastards! I say we nuke them all. (The oil companies I mean, not the bacteria.)

    4. Re:Ergo oil by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Oh, boy, now you have gone and done it, the oil supposed shortage is now a hoax, and everyone will definitely not be ready to jump to electricity thinking there is plenty of oil left in the world. I think it would be nice to live in a world of options, but if we do not get more people really into electric cars, and electric charging stations, we may never get off the oil industry, and remain slaves to those powerful few (2%) that control all the masses.

      I agree with you, i never thought there was a shortage, but it is amazing how much propaganda is created by the oil cos themselves to generate even more revenue due to the supposed shortage. sick really if you ask me.

    5. Re:Ergo oil by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I believe the argument is not that oil was made from old dinosaurs, but that it was made from old plants. Plants which have been growing continually since those that turned into oil.

      The problem isn't that its not a replenishing supply. It is, as long as their is plant life.

      The problem is that it takes millions of years to fill your gas tank.

      A single pump can pull out more oil in a day than has been created during the entire span of human history.

      Of course, thats assuming oil comes from plant matter and all that crap.

      Either way, the amount of oil currently in the planet that we are aware of tells us that it is far too little of an amount for the rate at which its produced to be high enough to be sustainable on any scale we currently think of.

      If the rate of replenishment was fast enough to keep up with our level of usage, the planet would have turned into one big ball of oil a billion years ago.

      Doesn't matter HOW its created, its not sustainable at our current rate of consumption.

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    6. Re:Ergo oil by Burnhard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, the rate is the issue. I expect some fields would re-fill with oil, given the number of fissures and cracks that are probably around the field itself. The oil would drain into the well from these places, wouldn't it?

    7. Re:Ergo oil by bratloaf · · Score: 1

      Except that the bacteria mentioned are genetically closely related to "known hydrocarbon degraders" and "... results suggest that the gabbroic layer hosts a microbial community that can degrade hydrocarbons and fix carbon and nitrogen." Not exactly producing hydrocarbons, more like living off them.

      Although, I do wonder what "It has been hypothesized that these hydrocarbons might originate abiotically from serpentinization reactions that are occurring deep in the Earth's crust" is all about...

      serpentinization: a hydration and metamorphic transformation of ultramafic rock from the Earth's mantle

      Hmm... So sounds like they are saying the hydrocarbons are likely produced by some hot water/pressure/mineral interaction. That's even more interesting than the bacterial production that I've heard bounced around (and generally dismissed).

    8. Re:Ergo oil by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "If the rate of replenishment was fast enough to keep up with our level of usage, the planet would have turned into one big ball of oil a billion years ago."

      And if we didn't fish the oceans would be over flowing with fish and piling up on the shores. If there is a specific equilibrium that can be maintained sometimes getting it to that is fast enough. Over course even with fishing things can be overfished but it has been found that populations can rebuild very quickly in those examples as well.

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    9. Re:Ergo oil by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Actually, it does. If you're replenishing the oil using food sources from above ground, there'd be a minimal impact on global warming. The carbon would come from the atmosphere and go back.

    10. Re:Ergo oil by Palpatine_li · · Score: 1

      The last half is non-sense. If some carbon energy source is renewable, there is no long-term carbon dioxide effect because carbon is in the renewing cycle.

    11. Re:Ergo oil by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Someone once said before that drilling for oil is a lot like sticking a straw into a wet sponge, not a Capri Sun. It's a good analogy, I like it.

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    12. Re:Ergo oil by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The sheer amount of chutzpah passing in place of intelligence in this post is just... astounding. It's like stupid has become legitimized!

      Ergo the oil argument that much of our oil supply is made from bacteria and not old dinosaurs.

      Which has what to do with sustainability, again? You imply sustainability by mentioning it in the next sentence.

      If the bacteria is supplied from the crust inside the earth, the oil fields can replenish and oil becomes much more sustainable than before.

      I mean... wow! It's just like farming!

      We know almost *nothing* about this process, except that the metabolic rate of these bacteria are mind numbingly slow. We're talking at rates where a single reproduction is a thousand years in length. Just how long are you willing to wait for your next tank of gas?

      Any way you look at this the findings become politically charged as the impact this has on our future energy supply could be enormous

      Unless, of course, you look at this with something other than stupid. Get that out of the way, and you see that this changes about as much the grass growth on your lawn over the next 3.5 minutes.

      With a little bit of googling you can readily find oil fields from old that have mysteriously started refilling with oil.

      This happens in all wells, either with Oil or Water. It's not like there's a bladder down under ground and we're going to empty it. Oil and water are present in the fissures and pores of the surrounding rocks and soil. When you pump out the water/oil, you create a low pressure point, and fluid seeps from the surrounding soil. It's only in the case of extreme ignorance that this effect seems remarkable.

      Your post is an extremely good example of why relying on the "wisdom of the crowds" can instead be relying on the "stupid foibles and commonly mistunderstood ideas" of the crowds.

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    13. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coal is made from plants, not petroleum. It is found at depths that rule out known fossil sources.

    14. Re:Ergo oil by pk001i · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The carbon would come from the atmosphere and go back.

      How exactly does atmospheric carbon penetrate the kilometers of sediment and rock needed to reach most oceanic gabbros?

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    15. Re:Ergo oil by Muros · · Score: 1

      There is one slight problem with that though. The carbon sources that were originally subsumed beneath the surface by geological activity millions of years ago were already what would today be considered potential energy sources; mostly peat bogs and highly stacked layers of humus that had not decomposed as fully as it would today due to a different bacterial ecology predicated by an alternate atmospheric makeup. Oil is simply a liquid mixture that has come about by slow decomposition of this material underground. It would make much more sense in terms of energy efficiency to just use any such energy sources here on the surface, rather than bury them under miles of rock for a million years or so, and then pumping any oil that resulted back to the surface. You could probably pump in vast quantities of CO2 into the crust, and hope that chemical reactions with the surrounding environment could, fueled by geothermal energy, produce something worth extracting, but the timescales involved would make any such endeavour pointless.

    16. Re:Ergo oil by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to really like the word "ergo". Now it just makes me think of the Architect from those fake Matrix sequels.

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    17. Re:Ergo oil by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

      Ergo the oil argument that much of our oil supply is made from bacteria and not old dinosaurs. If the bacteria is supplied from the crust inside the earth, the oil fields can replenish and oil becomes much more sustainable than before.

      Any way you look at this the findings become politically charged as the impact this has on our future energy supply could be enormous. With a little bit of googling you can readily find oil fields from old that have mysteriously started refilling with oil.

      So by your argument, we don't have to worry about running out of oil because we can just sit back for another few billion years for the oil fields to get replenished back to their original levels? Hrm...seems like there's a problem in that logic that I can't quite put my finger on.

    18. Re:Ergo oil by Muros · · Score: 1

      In fact, thinking about it a little more, we really don't want to send carbon dioxide into the earth. We need the oxygen. Any largescale carbon sequestration effort should probably try to emulate how nature has done it in the past, in the form of calcium carbonates.

    19. Re:Ergo oil by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

      That doesn't do anything about global warming, though.

      Sure it does. It means that even if life on the surface gets extinguished in flames, life will continue just fine deep inside the earth. So we have nothing to worry about!

    20. Re:Ergo oil by Muros · · Score: 1

      Sorry for replying so much to myself. I just checked, calcium carbonate is CaCO3. Scratch that idea.

    21. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. The carbon could be bubbling up from the mantle at a faster rate than it is getting put into the mantle. In fact, that seems more likely.

    22. Re:Ergo oil by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Informative

      RTFA. (Or the summary, for that matter). The oil there is produced ABIOTICALLY. i.e. from chemical reactions that have nothing to do with dinosaurs, OR bacteria. That, and the bacteria found there don't produce, but eat the hydrocarbons.

    23. Re:Ergo oil by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      If oil could be produced with bacteria, then many more companies could set up "oil farms" and give big oil some competition >:) and if oil can be produced from materials on the surface it would be carbon-neutral...

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    24. Re:Ergo oil by tirefire · · Score: 1

      That doesn't do anything about global warming, though.

      Easy, pal. This thread will turn into a divisive political shouting match well enough on its own. No need for that kind of talk.

      Oh btw the effect of carbon emissions on global temperatures is overstated YOU LOSE nyah nyah.
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    25. Re:Ergo oil by khallow · · Score: 1

      In fact, thinking about it a little more, we really don't want to send carbon dioxide into the earth. We need the oxygen.

      The amount of oxygen bonded to carbon in the atmosphere is insignificant, roughly on the order of a thousand times smaller than the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere.

    26. Re:Ergo oil by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. It seems likely to me that once the reservoirs were full, the oil seeped elsewhere, where it was either oxidized on the surface, or pulled back below.

      Trying to reason that the fill is slow from the fact that the reservoirs exist is like trying to determine the rate of water flowing out of a faucet by examining the size of a water glass.

    27. Re:Ergo oil by MichaelKristopeit195 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't do anything about global warming, though.

      baby out with the bath water?

    28. Re:Ergo oil by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Any way you look at this the findings become politically charged

      No, there is exactly one way looking at this that is politically charged, and that is apparently how you've decided to look at it. Which is that oil definitely comes from this bacteria, and it's replenishing our oil supplies just as soon as we can empty them.

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    29. Re:Ergo oil by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      How exactly does atmospheric carbon penetrate the kilometers of sediment and rock needed to reach most oceanic gabbros?

      Just pump it back down on one side of the oil field and keep it under pressure. Extract oil out the other after it filters through. It might not be atmospheric carbon that we're pumping down and it might have to be turned into some other form we have to pump down. However, it's not like we're likely to actually going to end up doing that. If it does turn out that oil comes from bacteria. If it's economically sound to do so, we'll just end up brewing oil in vats in a controlled environment on the surface.

    30. Re:Ergo oil by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      How exactly does atmospheric carbon penetrate the kilometers of sediment and rock needed to reach most oceanic gabbros?

      The "new bacteria generated oil" isn't magic, you have to get the carbon feed stock from somewhere. That somewhere will likely be plant material, which extracts carbon from the air, then feeds bacteria here on the surface in "oil farms". Not a perfect circle, but at least more circular than what we do today.

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    31. Re:Ergo oil by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Also doesn't appease the God of Sacrifice. Even if we solved the problem called global warming, we'd still have to find a way to make big sacrifices while we had renewable oil. That we could live comfortably is a terrible thought.

    32. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    33. Re:Ergo oil by chrb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any way you look at this the findings become politically charged as the impact this has on our future energy supply could be enormous. With a little bit of googling you can readily find oil fields from old that have mysteriously started refilling with oil.

      Abiogenic oil, the great oil conspiracy theory. Which of these is the more likely:

      • There is a global conspiracy between oil corporations, national governments, and academics to push the accepted "fake" theory that oil reserves were created by compressed and heated biomass. The aim of this is to create an artificial scarcity and control the world, when in fact oil is plentiful, constantly regenerating, and can be found everywhere.
      • There is no global conspiracy. Oil reserves really were created from biomass, natural oil really is a scare resource, and the oil fields will eventually run dry.

      If oil fields refill, then why isn't the U.S. still producing large amounts of oil? Why did the U.S. hit peak oil and become reliant on Middle Eastern oil? Do people really believe that this is just a big conspiracy, and that the various U.S. governments since 1970 when the U.S. hit peak oil have all been in on the conspiracy? Why would they do this? What would they gain from this? Hmm.

    34. Re:Ergo oil by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      well if the bacteria live in the deep crust of the earth, they'll love global warming and be able to produce even that much faster!

    35. Re:Ergo oil by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      In fact any carbon based source can be used to make oil. The technology has in one form or another has existed at least since WWII when the nazi's used it to make fuel after losing a big chunk of their oil supplies. The South African's got pretty good at making their own during apartheid when they faced boycott's and couldn't buy what they need. The modern process is called thermal depolymerization with one proof of concept plant using turkey waste to make oil.

    36. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plate tectonics

    37. Re:Ergo oil by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Even if the source is from bacteria instead of peat moss (not dinosaurs), that still doesn't address the rate problem. So far as we know, oil is basically stable at the levels we drill for it, it doesn't decompose into something else over time. If that's true, that means that the deposits that we have access to took millions and millions of years to become as large as they are; in other words, oil still isn't a renewing resource

      It isn't static. It seeps out naturally. The La Brea Tar Pits are probably the best-known to Americans. The oil fields under the Gulf of Mexico are estimated to seep out about 1 million barrels of oil per year (the Exxon Valdez spill was 250,000 barrels). And there are also methane seeps which provide enough energy to sustain their own ecosystem without sunlight.

      It's still small potatoes compared to the rate we're burning oil (20 million barrels per day for the U.S. alone). But it's not static, so (if it does come from bacteria) it would indeed be a renewing resource, and the equilibrium state is not "burn no oil."

    38. Re:Ergo oil by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      I've heard it described more like sticking a straw across the room and into YOUR milkshake.

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    39. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have a theory that the center of the earth is just one massive oil refinery, continuing to process millions of barrels of oil continuously. There is no oil supply problem, that is a fabrication created by the oil cartels.

    40. Re:Ergo oil by slashdotard · · Score: 1

      Does anyone remember that little ball of hot stuff at the core of the planet and how it's producing various elements and compounds? Does anyone remember that carbon is one of the elements produced in abundance? Does anyone remember that compounds from the core move out to the surface, combining with other elements (such as oxygen) along the way?

      With that nuclear furnace fusioning/fissioning away at the core (and which happens to be the source of carbon, oxygen, etc. for this planet) why would there be a need for atmospheric carbon to somehow go below the ground? Why wait for plant material to get buried underground?

      It's not politically correct to mention this and it is Green heresy but a fact is a fact, even when it goes against whatever "correct" thinking is currently fashionable.

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    41. Re:Ergo oil by the+biologist · · Score: 1

      Our planet isn't big enough to have a fusion core.
      The sun, yes; Jupiter, maybe; Earth, hell no.

      ah, just noticed your username... troll away.

    42. Re:Ergo oil by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      thanks for that, I wish I had some points for modding you up, or defending my honor.... ; )

    43. Re:Ergo oil by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      seems like there's a problem in that logic that I can't quite put my finger on.

      That's cuz you're just rushing around. Slow down a bit. In fact, slow down a hell of a lot...

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    44. Re:Ergo oil by AfroTrance · · Score: 1

      Even if the source is from bacteria instead of peat moss (not dinosaurs)

      Not peat moss, microscopic marine life, e.g. plankton. Coal generally forms from peat bogs.

      Also, the original comment is confused. The bacteria (apparently) feeds on hydrocarbons that formed abiotically. The bacteria is not producing hydrocarbons, as he claims.

    45. Re:Ergo oil by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      According to TFS, the bacteria they found eat Hydrocarbons that are Abiogenic.

    46. Re:Ergo oil by Chris+Burke · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Be honest. Your desire to take Mcbrids for a lynchin' has to little do with arrogance and everything to do with telling you something that you don't want to hear. You love it when some conservative pundit arrogantly derides the liberal nonsense of Peak Oil. But when it's something you don't want to hear, and you can't help but realize that they're right, then suddenly you're mad because they're so arrogant about it. It is to laugh.

      Oh and stop appropriating "the masses"; there are plenty of folk who don't think ignorance is a virtue and who aren't going to destroy the environment out of spite because they're mad at being made to look foolish.

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    47. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, someone said it was like sticking a straw in a milkshake

    48. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. (Or the summary, for that matter). The oil there is produced ABIOTICALLY. i.e. from chemical reactions that have nothing to do with dinosaurs, OR bacteria. That, and the bacteria found there don't produce, but eat the hydrocarbons.

      That is the worst news possible. They're eating our fucking oil! Someone get me a big honking can of lysol, pronto!

    49. Re:Ergo oil by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, that is not happening,. the idea the oil comes from bacteria has long since moved from interesting, to stupid.

      http://www.energybulletin.net/node/2423

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    50. Re:Ergo oil by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no. Oil is not produce Abiotically. These are HydroCarbons, but not all Hydrocarbons are oil. OIl and natural gas are many different hydrocarbons link together.

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    51. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It renews, just REALLY slowly.

    52. Re:Ergo oil by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

      That doesn't do anything about global warming, though.

      I only discuss the global warming issue with proponents who don't own stoves.

    53. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subduction.

      I swear, environmentalists are so damned stupid.

    54. Re:Ergo oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes, the rate is the issue. I expect some fields would re-fill with oil, given the number of fissures and cracks that are probably around the field itself. The oil would drain into the well from these places, wouldn't it?"

      Yes it would ... if you waited several thousand years, if not millions. The very rare fields that show some evidence of becoming repressurized are simply tapping into slightly deeper oil and gas fields not penetrated (yet) by wells. Lowering the pressure in a shallower field breaks down the barrier between them and the oil and gas starts flowing. It isn't newly-generated oil and gas.

      The basic reality is we have been consuming oil at roughly 3x the rate that we have been finding new deposits. The rate of discovery of new deposits has been declining since the 1960s.

      And anybody who ever thought oil and gas comes from dinosaurs doesn't know what they are talking about, and certainly hasn't asked a petroleum geologist. Oil and gas come from organic-rich source rocks (1-5% total organic carbon) formed from planktonic algae, plants, bacteria, or some combination of the three depending upon the exact type. Dinosaurs were a minuscule component of the biota compared to these. Furthermore, there are good oil and gas source rocks from times in Earth history long before dinosaurs were around, and long after they became extinct.

      The level of denial surrounding the basic facts is pretty amazing. No, even the remote possibility of abiogenic sources of either doesn't solve anything (if it did, oil and gas companies would already be investing in it -- instead, all attempts at finding abiogenic sources of oil and gas in commercial quantities have been total failures -- and that was decades ago). No, although we do find new conventional oil and gas fields all the time it isn't enough to replace what we're using. Not even close. We are steadily drawing down the reserves. We don't have some magical way to double or triple the rate at which we're finding oil and gas. Deal with it.

    55. Re:Ergo oil by mesterha · · Score: 1

      As a liberal, I have to say mcrbids was being a bit of an arrogant ass, and I don't see why that's not reason enough to be pissed at him. Let's stick to reality and not play the pundit game.

      As for oil from bacteria, this is not the first time this theory has been proposed, so instead of calling someone an idiot why not go into the research. As for sustainability, the point is not that one should wait for the old wells to refill, but that there might be a lot more oil deeper in the earth. Of course, even if there is a lot more oil that doesn't mean it's a good idea to burn it.

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    56. Re:Ergo oil by Chris+Burke · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      As a liberal, I have to say mcrbids was being a bit of an arrogant ass, and I don't see why that's not reason enough to be pissed at him. Let's stick to reality and not play the pundit game.

      Reality is that the OP was being a fool who hadn't even read the summary in his haste to assume this meant oil was a renewable resource in a practical sense, that what he had already believed had been inevitably proven correct.

      How exactly is that not incredibly arrogant, and undeserving of a smack-down?

      And fuck "the pundit game", I'm serious, arrogance is not abhorred as long as it's the right thing being said arrogantly. So I don't care if that's reason enough to be pissed, that's not why the AC was pissed.

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    57. Re:Ergo oil by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      Chris, you make valid points regarding the OP.

      However, for mcrbids to pontificate (no, to BS) on petroleum reservoirs as if he understood what he was talking about was the height of arrogance too.

      No reservoir engineer would ever say "fluid seeps from the surrounding soil" in regard to a conventional subsurface oil or gas accumulation (as opposed to a surficial heavy oil deposits such as the Athabaska tar sands in Canada or the Orinoco tar sands in Venezuela) because the reservoir rock in which hydrocarbon accumulations are trapped is either (a) completely surrounded by an impermeable shale layer (in the case of a stratigraphic trap) or (b) capped by such a layer and bounded beneath by an aquifer (in the case of a structural trap). There simply is no such thing as "surrounding soil" for fluid (i.e. hydrocarbons) to seep from. Reservoir rock is just that: rock.

      Furthermore, OP made a statement -- whether verifiable or not -- regarding the refilling or restocking of depleted reservoirs and mcrbids waved this away as mere intra-reservoir pressure equilibration ... an unrelated phenomenon.

      So mcrbids shouldn't pretend to be a reservoir engineer because he isn't one. I am.

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    58. Re:Ergo oil by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Someone else pointed it out, but the earth's core doesn't have a "nuclear furnace" per se. Yea, some decay keeps the planet's innerds nice and toasty, but it certainly isn't dense enough to crank out prodigious amounts of carbon and other elements. That is what stars are for. The source of all the carbon and oxygen on the planet was from outside the planet. We ordered out. Comets, asteroids and other left over dead star guts delivered. The entire planet is nothing but dead star guts, for that matter.

      Thank you for the 'wtf?' moment.

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    59. Re:Ergo oil by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      according to wikipedia, us is the third largest oil producer in the world. The problem is that it's also a number one consumer along with A large portion of oil reserves not being available for exploitation due to various political reasons.

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    60. Re:Ergo oil by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Old thread is old. But I have some advice for you:

      It is far preferable to stay silent and have people wonder about your intelligence than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

      It's sad that you'd rather object to my post for pointing out the idiocy than object to the idiot for wasting your time. A classic case of shooting the messenger rather than listening to the message, this is a policy sure to preserve lots of idiocy that you'll get to live with!

      I hope you enjoy your choice.

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  4. have they named it yet? by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    if not, it should be Bacillus Balrogus

    "The humans dug too greedily and deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of the Chilean copper mine... shadow and flame... and Bacillus Balrogus!"

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    1. Re:have they named it yet? by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Quick - someone leave out an Eldar sandwich so we can discover penicillum istari

    2. Re:have they named it yet? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Won't work. You wouldn't believe the preservatives lembas is laced with. It actually makes Twinkies look organic.

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    3. Re:have they named it yet? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If it's really deep, they could name it after the nameless things: "Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things". Except they're nameless.

    4. Re:have they named it yet? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

      Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things

      Glenn Beck?

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    5. Re:have they named it yet? by jelebino · · Score: 1

      We should call them ... gabbroids!

    6. Re:have they named it yet? by PDX · · Score: 1

      The hobbit puzzled over the drill bit rotating downward into middle earth. The dirt from the glowing sky lichen clouded the air causing the shire beneath to glow blue. The drill continued downward into the bowels of hell. Abandon all hope All ye who enter here.

    7. Re:have they named it yet? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Now that you've named it, it has a hold on our world. Retroactively.

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  5. pervasive by tibbar · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    on the plus side ...
    it is likely humans can't make it extinct

    1. Re:pervasive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That sounds like a challange to me.

    2. Re:pervasive by Sinning · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless we're using it's hydrocarbon fuel supply to drive to Atlantic City every weekend to binge on hookers and blow.

    3. Re:pervasive by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was thinking the same thing. If there's a species out there we can't wipe out of existence, we haven't found it and wiped it out of existence yet.

    4. Re:pervasive by GreenTom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, I dunno, rats, cockroaches, mosquitos, mycobacterium tuberculosis?

  6. Life elsewhere... by scubamage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It amazes me that people don't believe there's no life elsewhere in the universe when we're still discovering it in new forms here at home, with new ways of doing things, in new seemingly impossible places. I for one welcome our new microbial hydrocarbon munching leaders.

    1. Re:Life elsewhere... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      The fact of the matter is that -ANY- part of Earth, even one we don't usually imagine having life - like the core of the Earth, is still actually more habitable than half the celestial bodies in our solar system.

      We have had our suspicions about life on Mars though!

    2. Re:Life elsewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we do discover alien bacteria, it will be on the news for 3 days, and the public's response will be something like, "Wake me up when you find real (that is, sentient) life."

      And we here at /. will be outraged at how stupid our fellow inhabitants are.

    3. Re:Life elsewhere... by scubamage · · Score: 1

      By our known examples of life though! What makes me wonder is our definition of what living things are, and where they can possibly live, keeps changing. So how can we say what is and is not habitable if that line has to keep getting redrawn?

    4. Re:Life elsewhere... by tylersoze · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah but a subtle point is the bacteria probably didn't *originate* under those conditions. The bacteria more than likely evolved from bacteria living in more life friendly conditions.

    5. Re:Life elsewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It amazes me that people don't believe there's no life elsewhere in the universe when we're still discovering it in new forms here at home, with new ways of doing things, in new seemingly impossible places. I for one welcome our new microbial hydrocarbon munching leaders.

      its more an argument that the ability of pre-existing life to adapt and evolve and thrive in different environments is independent of the difficulty of the initial conditions required to start the process.

    6. Re:Life elsewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It amazes me that people don't believe there's no life elsewhere in the universe

      I don't see what's so "amazing" about that. There's more than one big question you have to answer, before you can guess strongly enough about the probability of life existing elsewhere, to such a degree that it can be a serious belief.

      1. Can life exist in extreme places? (This one has pretty much been answered.)
      2. Can life arise in extreme places? (This is a totally unknown. All we have are guesses and hunches.)
      3. Can life travel extreme distances? (e.g. exogenesis) (Also unknown.)

      This particular life is just another confirmation that once life has somehow bootstrapped, it's very adaptable. Cool. But I'll bet you anything that it's related to us, and won't end up helping to answer the question about how easily life can arise.

      The exogensis idea is one that's pretty far-fetched, but not so far fetched to be totally wacked out. It's just barely believable that microbes can possibly ride a meteor between Earth, Mars, or Europa. But take it to a further extreme (interstellar) and it really does approach "wacked out." So to suggest a universe full of life, you pretty much have to accept "easy genesis."

      Now I know a lot of us have opinions on "easy genesis." From evolution we have a pretty good grasp that once life just barely gets started, it can go nuts from there. But as for getting started, we just have no evidence of it ever have happened more than once. Even on our seemingly-friendly Earth, we don't have a shred of evidence that it has happened more than once. (Yes, there are reasons for why even if it did, only one "tree" would remain, but nevertheless, that one tree is all we have seen.) So to take the leap into believing it does happen, requires a little more than reason. We're into intuition territory here. It's disappointing when people get reason wrong, but not at all amazing when subjective opinions diverge. People believing there's no extra-terrestrial life? Nothing amazing about that.

      Get back to us in a few decades. When they find life on Europa, and if that life isn't related to us, then it'll be amazing people don't believe the universe is full of life. But if they don't find it, then we still won't know a damn thing, unless the radio spectrometer guys come up with something.

      Until then, nobody really has reason to take a strong stand either way, and if they do, they're just being religious.

    7. Re:Life elsewhere... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      It amazes me that people don't believe there's no life elsewhere in the universe when we're still discovering it in new forms here at home...

      In fairness to the people you're criticizing: The life that has evolved into these extreme locations had a nice comfortable eco system to support it on the way there. There's a big difference between life moving into that environment and life originating from it.

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    8. Re:Life elsewhere... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Jupiter is Liveable if you are a bacteria that feed on hydrocarbons and have the right weight to float at an altitude where the atmospheric pressure is neither too high nor too low, and is rugged enough to withstand some radiation.

      (Jupiter is relatively rich in hydrocarbons at certain altitudes, and we've discovered that there are bacteria on Earth that are able to live in the crushing pressures of the depths of the oceans and the limits of the atmosphere)

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    9. Re:Life elsewhere... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's funny, because I was thinking about the opposite conclusion. The fact that life is astoundingly ubiquitous on Earth makes a stark contrast with its complete absence from any other other worlds we've studied. It says something about the profound uniqueness of Earth that we haven't found any traces of life elsewhere.

    10. Re:Life elsewhere... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It amazes me that you can't concieve of the possibility that this is the first planet in the galaxy for life to have formed.

      We haven't found any evidence of it anywhere else, and it's not from lack of looking.

      Titan and Europa are good candidates. If we don't find any there, we may not find any anywhere.

    11. Re:Life elsewhere... by garompeta · · Score: 1

      Probabilistically, there are other Earth like planets with similar benevolent condition. It is probable, it is possible. It is almost a certainty that simple lifeforms exists in outer space. The really question is if those benevolent conditions were long enough to allow evolution to sentient lifeforms in other planets. For example there is an hypothesis that if the asteroid didn't strike the Earth, we would have reptilian senients evolved from the Troodon which had semi prensil opposed claws, stereoscopic vision and more importantly a constant encephalic development before its extinction. So think about it, we could have had a reptilian friend playing poker with us. Life doesn't need much to exist, and the universe is vast.

    12. Re:Life elsewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the fact that we haven't found life elsewhere is because it's really frickin' hard to look somewhere that's not on earth itself.

    13. Re:Life elsewhere... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Yeah because we've explored hundreds ... or at least dozens of planets as thoroughly as we have earth.

      Oh wait. We've just been to the moon, an unlikely place to find life and have spent all of what? A couple hours or so on the surface with just a couple guys. And their exploration was only a few meters on foot. And they didn't have any drilling equipment or anything similar.

    14. Re:Life elsewhere... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1
      But you don't need to explore Earth thoroughly to find life. That's remarkable thing: life is everyone on Earth. The O2 rich atmosphere is a tell-tale sign of life that could be detected spectroscopicly from light-years away. Any random scoop of soil or water is teeming with life. You don't need to drill for it.

      We've got good spectroscopy data from nearly every planet and moon in our solar system and soil analysis from a few others. Now we're starting to get spectrum of exoplanets. Certainly that's not conclusive, but the silence is getting thundering.

    15. Re:Life elsewhere... by marcosdumay · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Probabilistically, there are other Earth like planets with similar benevolent condition."

      Unless you have a secret telescope technology that is way over what any other human can currently do, you can not affirm that.

      "It is almost a certainty that simple lifeforms exists in outer space."

      No, there is nothing certain about that either. I'm a big fan of the hypotesis of panspermy, but you are just lying to yourself. We know nothing about that yet (neither in the positive nor the negative sense).

      "For example there is an hypothesis that if the asteroid didn't strike the Earth, we would have reptilian senients evolved from the Troodon which had semi prensil opposed claws, stereoscopic vision and more importantly a constant encephalic development before its extinction."

      And that is the crasyest part of your comment. We do know that technology opens a ninche for a species, but we have no idea on the requirements (nor the odds) on the evolution of an inteligent species. What remained from the dinossaus is a bunch of pretty dumb animals (and not very repitilian, by the way), and there is no evidence that any of them was evolving into an inteligent being.

    16. Re:Life elsewhere... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      We have an n of 1 at the planetary level. We can rule out a dozens of planets as not completely coated in carbon based life in oxygen/water environments. But we have no idea what forms life can come in. We can't determine things about rare forms of life on even planets in this solar system. If there were microscopic life below the crust on the moon its totally possible we wouldn't know about it and that is the body we have had the most contact with.

      And remember that the number of planets out there is astonishingly high.

      The level of dismissal is the same as ... Some guy getting a cold; looking around at the people in the room not noticing anything wrong with them. And from that concluding that he is the only person to ever have any illness of any kind.

      The idiot isn't aware of the millions of possible types of illnesses and has no idea what to look for. Even IF other people had a cold they might not show it. And he is barely scratching the surface of what would be needed to find anything conclusively. And I mean, how many billion on the planet now? Thinking he is the only one, totally unique amongst so many is silly. At least without any real investigation.

    17. Re:Life elsewhere... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      It was "absent" from those deep strata, too, until we found it.

      I see your point, but remeber that we haven't exactly had an army of exobiologists romping around on other worlds, not even the moon.

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  7. Tonight is cunt night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    :)

  8. IODP Drilling sponsored by BP, Big Oil et. al by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    How is it these guys can be drilling again?

    "...Tom Wilson and the entire Shell organization bent over backward to release seismic, well, drilling, and geotechnical data. Shell employees generously shared their time to help design a safe and effective drilling program. The scientists, engineers, and lawyers of Shell, Amerada Hess, and British Petroleum worked together to achieve scientific drilling within industry lease blocks."

    http://publications.iodp.org/proceedings/308/acknow.htm

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    1. Re:IODP Drilling sponsored by BP, Big Oil et. al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, DUH!!!

        1. They get to write off the expense as a donation
        2. They get the benefit of exploratory drilling

      Either way, the holes would have to be drilled to check if there is oil nearby. This way, they write off the expense as a donation, not just operating expense. It's a no-brainer for them to do this.

    2. Re:IODP Drilling sponsored by BP, Big Oil et. al by Muros · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If by "these guys" you mean BP, I wouldn't really be any more worried by that than any other drilling company, in fact I might actually feel a bit better about it. One thing that became clear during the whole recent fuckup in the gulf, was that despite the involvement of numerous companies in the monumental screw up, many of them equally culpable, the only ones with the balls to stand up and say "we could have done better" was vilified as an evil foreign company, while government officials were quite happy to let the indiginous companies who pay them fat wads of cash in brown paper bags weasel their way out of any responsibility, and let the press denounce dem greedy furriners and villify them in the eyes of the public. A company that at least took the heat and didn't try to wriggle their way out of it has some redeeming qualities, despite what I may think of them in general.

    3. Re:IODP Drilling sponsored by BP, Big Oil et. al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy. Shell provided the scientists, Amerada Hess provided the engineers, and BP provided the lawyers...

    4. Re:IODP Drilling sponsored by BP, Big Oil et. al by pk001i · · Score: 1

      How is it these guys can be drilling again?

      So IODP expedition 308 took place in 2005, some time before the GoM spill. Did you even read the site you linked?

      And "these guys" are an NSF funded research organization, not an oil company.

      I sailed on IODP expedition 308 (and 304, the expedition the article actually refers to) and one of the objectives was to learn how to safely drill in overpressurized environments safely. And the best place to do this is somewhere where you have ample geophysical data relating to sediment formations to identify and avoid potentially dangerous gas and oil bearing sediment. It turns out the organizations that have that geophysical data is the oil companies. If the USGS or DOE or PETA had that information, they would have collaborated with them, but they don't so we didn't. The sites drilled during EXP 308 were specifically chosen to avoid such dangerous places. Every sample that was brought aboard was measured for higher order hydrocarbons which are indicative of thermogenic gas and oil. Once those values reach a certain (very conservative) threshold drilling stops, and the hole is filled with heavy mud. However I don't believe we ever came close to that threshold.

      The point being that researcher-industry collaborations are not inherently bad because industry is involved. I thought it was a good thing that industry was be interested in making drilling in the GoM safer.

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    5. Re:IODP Drilling sponsored by BP, Big Oil et. al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a technical/scientific borehole, not an exploration well. In fact, part of the whole IODP program involves evaluation of safety for all proposed wells, and one of the number one safety goals is to ensure that no significant quantities of hydrocarbons will be encountered that might be an environmental hazard, or any other type of environmental hazard (there is more than oil and gas to worry about). The safety committee is independent of the committees that evaluate the scientific merit of the sites where the holes will be drilled and how they will be drilled (See the summary here -- the "Environmental Protection and Safety Panel" is the one you want -- there's a bunch of information on their procedures if you follow the link on that page). That the safety committee does it's job properly is demonstrated by the hundreds of wells that have been drilled world-wide since the 1960s in all the oceans of the world by the preceding DSDP and ODP programs, none of which has encountered significant hydrocarbons or resulted in any other kind of spill.

      And if you're looking for advice on where to drill in order to not encounter hydrocarbons, who better to ask for data and technical support than the oil companies? These companies are already collecting data in order to try to find oil. The same data is just as useful to figure out where there isn't likely to be any oil.

      Just to be absolutely clear: neither Shell nor any other oil company was calling the shots. Looking at the current safety committee makeup it looks like 1/3 company, 2/3 scientific institutions. It's less than that for the science planning committee -- in fact, I don't see any there. The point is, the companies have a lot of experience drilling holes in deep water, so why wouldn't you have people with that kind of experience on the committee assessing safety? This would especially be true of areas where the scientific interests and the company interests happen to be in the same geographic area.

  9. Now if only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if only we could find intelligent life in Washington D.C.

  10. I was expecting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mole men. Thank you very much Mr. Assumer.

    1. Re:I was expecting... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I was expecting CRAB PEOPLE!

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  11. As for life in the mantle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's drill and see if anyone becomes a Primord :)

  12. UNEXPECTED by hallucinogen · · Score: 1

    "The new biosphere is all bacteria, as you might expect"

    Actually that is very unexpected! Archaea dominate in oceans and sediments, not bacteria. This find is very surprising!

    1. Re:UNEXPECTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems you are right in that finding bacteria and not Archaea is unexpected.
      And here I figured the summary was just being impercise and classifying Archaea as bacteria but no.
      From the article: "One key difference was that archaea were absent in the gabbroic layer" as compared to the next layer up.

    2. Re:UNEXPECTED by Brucelet · · Score: 1

      This is mentioned in the article, but missed by the summary. But complaining about Slashdot editors has become a meme of its own so I'll not bother.

  13. Re: people don't believe there's no life. by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    Yeah, amazing ; ).
    But, perhaps more importantly, is there life elsewhere NOW?
    Space is but one dimension in the space-time continuum.

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  14. But did they find... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Menzoberranzan?

    Of course not, because if they had, they'd never come back.

  15. Is it needed? by TelavianX · · Score: 1

    What is the point of the bacteria there and what would happen if it was not there?

    1. Re:Is it needed? by swanzilla · · Score: 1

      What is the point of the bacteria there and what would happen if it was not there?

      Don't get me started about the ape-like bipeds on the top of the crust. What is up with those things?

    2. Re:Is it needed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it need a point? It's just there like you are just here by a improbable chain of events. Only humans look for a point, even when there is none.

  16. All bacteria?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'm guessing that archaea are pretty well represented down there as well...

  17. Watch out for evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BEHOLD! The lowly bacteria that gave rise to life within our Hollow Earth and eventually spawned our future overlords, the Mole People.

  18. The question remains... by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    ...can we grill it?

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    1. Re:The question remains... by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      Will it blend?

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    2. Re:The question remains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grill baby grill?

  19. Re: people don't believe there's no life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Space is but one dimension in the space-time continuum.

    Hmm. I could swear that space had 3 dimensions?

  20. Radiation? by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

    Radiation could be an issue, depending on what's in the local rock.

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  21. Abiogenic Or Abiotic Oil Is The Term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For dining and dancing enjoyment, here's a list of references for Abiogenic oil.

    Yours In Akademgorodok,
    Philboyd Studge

  22. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how this finding will affect the abiogenic hypothesis for petroleum.

  23. Re: people don't believe there's no life. by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    U R right of course,
    "Space is but three of the dimensions et al".

    My point was more along the lines of "We'll likely find ancient remains or organisms such as described in the article, not life as we know it".

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  24. One question by lennier1 · · Score: 1

    Did it have horns and a tail?

    1. Re:One question by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Couldn't tell, it kept thrusting this pitchfork in front of the camera.

    2. Re:One question by Opyros · · Score: 1

      I thought the real question was whether it had wings? (And if so, whether they were merely "wings of shadow".)

  25. Anti-oil (was Re:Ergo oil) by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ergo the oil argument that much of our oil supply is made from bacteria and not old dinosaurs. If the bacteria is supplied from the crust inside the earth, the oil fields can replenish and oil becomes much more sustainable than before.

    You seem to miss the part where TFA notes that bacteria found deep in the crust degrade the hydrocarbons, which are produced by abiotic processes. That's pretty much the opposite of having an oil supply made from bacteria.

    1. Re:Anti-oil (was Re:Ergo oil) by Solandri · · Score: 1

      That supports OP's bigger point though - that oil fields can replenish themselves. An abiotic process is creating hydrocarbons which (theoretically) become oil. There's so much of this stuff that bacteria are intercepting part of it and using it to sustain their own lives.

      The bigger point to take away from all this IMHO though is that, if true, it means the assumption of carbon neutrality used in many models is wrong. Up to now we've pretty much assumed that carbon isn't destroyed or lost, it's either locked up in hydrocarbons and biological matter, or it's floating around in the air as CO2, and the total amount of it in the system is relatively constant. But this paper seems to imply that hydrogen and carbon from inside the earth are percolating up to the surface all the time. So where is the excess carbon going? Is it being removed from the system somehow? Or is the amount of carbon in the system constantly increasing?

    2. Re:Anti-oil (was Re:Ergo oil) by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      That supports OP's bigger point though - that oil fields can replenish themselves.

      That isn't in dispute. The geological processes by which oil fields have been understood for quite some time to have been created aren't something which magically stopped when we started extracting oil from the fields, they just create oil many orders of magnitude slower than the pace at which we are currently extracting oil.

      The bigger point to take away from all this IMHO though is that, if true, it means the assumption of carbon neutrality used in many models is wrong.

      No, it doesn't.

      Up to now we've pretty much assumed that carbon isn't destroyed or lost, it's either locked up in hydrocarbons and biological matter, or it's floating around in the air as CO2, and the total amount of it in the system is relatively constant.

      To the extent that this is true of what has been believed previously, these results don't challenge that.

      But this paper seems to imply that hydrogen and carbon from inside the earth are percolating up to the surface all the time. So where is the excess carbon going?

      You know the process by which it has long been understood that oil has formed? Its part of the reverse flow.

      Is it being removed from the system somehow?

      It depends where you draw the system boundary. If you draw it at the top of the Earth's crust and are talking about the "system" which exist above that boundary, yes, there are well-understood process by which carbon and other materials are "removed from the system" by going from above to below the boundary, just as there are processes by which carbon and other materials "enter the system" by going from below the boundary to above the boundary.

      If you draw the system boundary at, say, the outside of the Earth's atmosphere, and talk about the "system" within that boundary, then there is a lot less entering or leaving the system.

    3. Re:Anti-oil (was Re:Ergo oil) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so the means we need to suck up as much oil as possible and use it before the bacteria can gobble it all up

  26. Asimov's Caves of Steel are expensive by Nimey · · Score: 1

    Setting up underground cities a la Asimov is a little pricey. These things would effectively be buried space stations whose only advantages are built-in gravity and no worries about radiation or meteor strikes. You'd have to provide air conditioning, fresh air, food, clean water, not to mention the cost of just getting the things built.

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  27. Re: people don't believe there's no life. by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1

    at least

  28. I for one... by MrQuacker · · Score: 1

    welcome our new subterranean underlords.

  29. Dwarf fortress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch out for the HFS (Hidden Fun Stuff) http://bay12games.com/dwarves/

  30. Geez, the earth turns on it's axis what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when all the oil lubricating it is removed. The earth will come to a screeching halt. That's what.

  31. A Separate Origin of Life? by krsmav · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since archaea (the oldest life forms) were absent in the layer where these life forms were found, it suggests that there was a "second creation" of life. If so, they should have a separate form of DNA (or the equivalent). . . .

    1. Re:A Separate Origin of Life? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      Uh oh. Isn't this going to start some kind of flame war over the seven-day genesis being the only creation?

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    2. Re:A Separate Origin of Life? by krsmav · · Score: 1

      Oh, I hope so.

    3. Re:A Separate Origin of Life? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Not so, those are bacteria, so it suggest life only got there (relatively) recently, after it was a little more complex.

  32. Better questions by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    Does it think we are tasty? And are our immune systems up to fending it off?

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  33. Re:Anti-oil (was Re:Ergo oil) to pro-oil by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    It's an opportunity!
    Before we can properly investigate the ecosystem of this bacteria, let's genetically engineer bacteria that DOES produce oil-like hyrdocarbons from inner-earth energy and substances, and seed the inner earth to provide us with sustainable oil "indefinitely", and to eventually kill us because we destroyed something vital that we didn't yet understand (and that kept us filling the atmosphere with CO2).
    This is what market forces are all about!

  34. "all bacteria, as you might expect" by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Speak for yourselves. I'm waiting for them to find a Balrog.

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  35. Science answers the question... by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    ...asked of political pundits: "How low can they go?"

  36. 9km in sedimentary rock by peter303 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bacteria have been found in the deepest holes drilled fro petroleum prospecting. The temperature has to be below 120C however. This is sedimentary rock where the bacteria was probably buried at the same time the sediments were deposited.
    The rock in this article was igneous rock. Its more difficult to figure out how bacteria got so deep in that kind of rock.

    1. Re:9km in sedimentary rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bacteria have been found in the deepest holes drilled fro petroleum prospecting. The temperature has to be below 120C however. This is sedimentary rock where the bacteria was probably buried at the same time the sediments were deposited.

      The rock in this article was igneous rock. Its more difficult to figure out how bacteria got so deep in that kind of rock.

      Gee, a place which once was on the surface and became subsided thus trapping a large amount of biological material and forcing it deep into the crust through the process of plate tectonics would never possibly harbor anything resembling biological material, now would it?

      On the bright side, you managed to get a couple moronic mods to burn some points.

  37. These bacterium must be stopped! by malus · · Score: 1

    They are eating all of our hydrocarbons!

    or

    It's not man's fault for Global Warming, it's the damned oil-eating bacteria.

  38. You're doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you really want to do is make sure there is a direct path from the carnival to your booze stockpile. The clowns just want to get drunk.

  39. It does by Leuf · · Score: 1

    ...if you use that space to hoard more weapons and ammunition than the people who do have the water and food. Plus you'll need somewhere to put all the corpses.

  40. Thomas Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. I believe by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    I believe, that in our lifetime, evidence of life is going to be found on one of the planets of our solar system, and that we will have confirmation that 'life' is prevalent throughout the universe.

    1. Re:I believe by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      First, confirmation of life elsewhere at the Solar System isn't confirmation that life is prevalent throught the universe. Second, that (life being prevalent on the universe) could be pretty bad in view of the Fermi Paradox.

  42. upper temp limit to life as we know it by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    Growth of bacteria deep within the earth's crust is well known, as is growth of bacteria near the boiling point of water>br> HOwever, as you go deep into the earth, temperature rises, so one might ask, is there an upper temperature limit to life ?
    In (I think) the '90s, Nature magazine (for profit; does a lot of sensational science) published a paper on bacteria that thrived at some very high temp; I think it was 200oC, but in any event, well over 100oC (boiling point of water at room pressure)
    As you may know, all know life forms require proteins as fundamental components; if you look at proteins from the view point of organic chemistry, you find that they have a lot of things called "amide bonds", and that cleavage of said bonds often leads to inactive protein (tech note - altho not always, split proteins like lac alpha etc etc...)
    Anyway, after the 1st nature paper, a few months later someone publishes a paper on the stability of the amide bond vs temp; bonds have a half life of a few minutes around 200oC
    The upshot is, life as we know it probably has an upper limit for growth around 120 - 150oC; growth at higher temps is going to require something really different

  43. Let me express this with a song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rah rah rah BOOM di yay,
    Booze will explode that way
    Dwarf parts will fly away
    Clowns will be here to stay.

  44. In the mantle? Um, NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bacteria can't survive at anywhere near the temperatures achieved in the mantle. Certain bacteria can survive up to ~120C or so. The mantle is easily 800-1000C. The speculation that they might be in the mantle is nonsense and is not the least bit supported by this paper, where the in-situ measured temperature was "14 to 102C" (check in the methods section).

  45. Looking for life in all the wrong places by Cassander · · Score: 1

    It amazes me that you can't concieve of the possibility that this is the first planet in the galaxy for life to have formed.

    While it is technically possible, it seems astronomically unlikely considering the size and age of this galaxy. Our sun is not even a first generation star. First life in the galaxy should have occurred billions of years before our solar system even formed.

    We haven't found any evidence of it anywhere else, and it's not from lack of looking.

    It most certainly is from lack of looking. So far in all of human history, all we have done is a decent (not perfect) job of looking on the moon, and made a half-assed attempt at checking a few square feet of mars (if it was teeming with life we wouldn't have missed it, but we hardly checked exhaustively). 99.99999.... % of the galaxy is still left completely unexplored. We don't have enough data to even think about making conclusions about the prevalence of life in our own solar system, let alone the rest of the galaxy.

    Titan and Europa are good candidates. If we don't find any there, we may not find any anywhere.

    Yes, they are good candidates for carbon-based "life like us". Given the spectroscopy results of Titan's atmosphere, I would actually be surprised if we didn't find at least simple bacteria-like life there.

    However, I am certain there is more than one basic path to "life" in this universe (even in this galaxy). We arrogantly assume that other life must function in a similar manner to us, so we only bother to even consider looking in environments vaguely similar to ours for life vaguely similar to us. There may well be life on Venus, or even Mercury, or the surface of the sun, or hanging out in the Oort cloud (just not anything remotely similar to Earth life). Even our science fiction does a piss-poor job of exploring this concept.

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    1. Re:Looking for life in all the wrong places by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      There may well be life on Venus, or even Mercury, or the surface of the sun, or hanging out in the Oort cloud (just not anything remotely similar to Earth life). Even our science fiction does a piss-poor job of exploring this concept.

      I can't remember the name of the story, but Asimov wrore a short one about intelligent life forms that lived on (or in, I don't remember) the sun, and crashed on Earth, having no concept of planets.

      One story (I can't remember the story or writer) had Earth astronauts crashing on Jupiter, and its inhabitants in a race to get to the nuclear materials that had powered the ship. Of course, it and its contents were smashed by Jupitsr's gravity.

      Science fiction writers can only explore things that are known. Both Asimov and Heinlein wrote stories about life on temperate Venus, but of course they were written before we knew how hellishly hot Venus was.

  46. This is why rate is important. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Actually, it does. If you're replenishing the oil using food sources from above ground, there'd be a minimal impact on global warming. The carbon would come from the atmosphere and go back.

    Except that we're currently doing our dead level best to burn hundreds of million years of accumulated oil in a few scant centuries.

    Keep in mind that our current worrisome CO2 problems are with CO2 going about 400 ppm. The Earth's atmosphere has only sunk to those low levels of CO2 needed to sustain the climate we survive on in the Neogene period when it was at 280 ppm in pre-industrial times. Kick back 500 million years to the Cambrian period, and you're looking at 4500 ppm and sea levels 200 m over modern day levels. If we only hit a mere 500 ppm, we're looking at CO2 levels not seen since the Paleogene over 20 million years ago.

    Unless we can find a way to sequester carbon millions of times faster than it naturally turns into oil, we're not going to make it up by wasting cropland on throwing food down a hole.

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